1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,340 {\an8}Previously on The Kardashians. 2 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,342 It's exhausting being better than everyone. 3 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,636 - We're gonna celebrate! 4 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:14,097 I am in my actress era. 5 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,765 We're gonna watch The Golden Bachelor. 6 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,144 - You're finally on my Bachelor bandwagon? - Mom, shut up! 7 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,563 I've been on The Bachelor with you for years. 8 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,065 - How are you feeling about leaving? - Bittersweet, it's a lot. 9 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,692 90Go fly, little bird. 10 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,528 They just don't leave. 11 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,447 Look at the Eiffel Tower! 12 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:35,035 I think Khloé would be happier if she wasn't so, like, rigid. 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,495 Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup. 14 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,872 We wish you were here. 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,707 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 16 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,209 , what did I get myself into? 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,344 ♪ Come on, come on, let's go ♪ 18 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,181 ♪ It's what you waitin' for ♪ 19 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,683 ♪ Check this ♪ 20 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,564 Mother? Dónde, Dónde está? 21 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,316 It is birthday season. 22 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,318 I came here to talk about Kim's birthday. 23 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,111 I don't love being the birthday planner, 24 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:13,073 but I'm a control freak 'cause I know it will get done 25 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,283 the way Kim wants it done. 26 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,453 How do you do this? But I don't know how to work this. 27 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,747 That thing was so strong and fabulous, 28 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,916 but my legs were getting squished. 29 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,667 What? Why? 30 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,669 I think I have a circulation problem 31 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:31,341 and I really have ringing in my ears, constantly. 32 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,384 I absolutely love my mom, 33 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:36,805 but I feel like every other day, every other week, 34 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:40,517 I'm getting a text or a phone call of her 35 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,061 just complaining about another ailment 36 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,604 that's on the rise. 37 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,898 Think I'm probably losing my hearing. 38 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,399 Mom, stop it. 39 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:52,987 It's very monotone and it's very consistent 40 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,739 and it never changes. 41 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,241 Noice. 42 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:57,826 It is a noise. 43 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,744 - Noice. - Oh, noice. 44 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,247 And with the amount of yachts my mom has traveled on, 45 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,333 maybe she has some water stuck in her ear. 46 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:08,336 But I have a ringing in my ears 24/7. 47 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,673 Do you know that th-there is, like, a background hum in this room? 48 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,759 Well, mine goes with me everywhere, in any room. 49 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:17,971 That frequency, it's like a 50 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,347 and it doesn't stop. 51 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,058 What does that mean? Is it always gonna be there? 52 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,894 Is there a solution? Is there a cure? 53 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:27,147 I mean, there's all these unanswered questions. 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,691 Does it get louder? Do you lose your hearing? 55 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,819 I'm hoping that Corey will be just as attracted to me 56 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,070 when I have a hearing aid 57 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,780 and I don't even have any hair to cover it. 58 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,532 Mom, well, you don't need a hearing aid. 59 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,950 MJ doesn't have a hearing aid. 60 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,494 - Mm-hm. - Your mother, knockin' on 90, 61 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,998 doesn't have a hearing aid, and she's as, like-- 62 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,292 What? "Smart as a whip", or what is the expression? 63 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,668 Bright as a tack. 64 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,253 What? Why is a tack bright? 65 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,963 I don't know. 66 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,381 That's not the expression. 67 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,508 - Bright as a t-- - Bright as a tack. 68 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,093 Sharp-- - Sharp as a tack. 69 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,012 Yeah, I was gonna say, "What?" - She is sharp as a tack. 70 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,598 Bright as a tack? - Bright as a light, sharp as a tack. 71 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,141 Uh-huh. - Yeah. 72 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:06,352 My mom is the queen of [bleep] up phrases. 73 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,771 And not in a good way, not like, "[bleep] it up!" 74 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,899 Like, she's [bleep] them up. 75 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,817 You can lead a horse to water. 76 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,320 Do you hear that buzzing? 77 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,863 - This? 78 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,283 - Oh, right. - Wow, you got this. I believe in you. 79 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:21,659 Okay. 80 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,329 "Eighty-five thousand people 81 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,623 got rid of this infuriating ringing noise... 82 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,917 Yello! - ...And reclaimed their hearing." 83 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,501 - I said hello! Hello! 84 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,295 Hi. - So, what's up, ladies? 85 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,339 - Mazel. 86 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,424 -"A dangerous activity... - How is it in there? 87 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,593 - Fine, you gotta try this out. -"...Happening inside a tiny part 88 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,303 - ...Of my brain." But take your shoes off. 89 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,596 - You'll love the foot action. - Hello? 90 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,598 "If untreated, dementia, Alzheimer's, 91 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,724 "or Parkinson's could be 92 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,142 - in my future." - What did you say? 93 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:48,102 - I can't hear. - Let me tell you somethin'. 94 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,812 You lookin' young. 95 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,231 Really? Yeah, she is. 96 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,066 The way you're hangin', who taught you to do that? 97 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,734 Is that outta, like, the cool, young book? 98 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,402 I can't hear. 99 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,154 Huh?! - Oh! 100 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,698 - Your ears are fine. We'll fix it. 101 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,742 Oh, God. 102 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,454 Scott, but we're gonna stop losing weight, right? 103 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,957 - You look amazing, but, like-- - Maybe, like, three more pounds? 104 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,000 Three? Oof. 105 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,254 But, I mean, honestly, I had no idea how horrible it was. 106 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,131 What I was doing at night. Eating those little bread things. 107 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:18,424 - What are they? - Bread things? 108 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,509 Kylie loves them too. 109 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,593 She always keeps them in their car. 110 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,011 Oh, the Hawaiian rolls. 111 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,429 Yeah, the Hawaiian rolls. 112 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,265 - Scott. Are you crazy? - The Hawaiian rolls? 113 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,767 I was pounding a whole box of 'em a night. 114 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:28,851 - Scott! - Are you serious? 115 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,019 I loved them, 116 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,562 but I didn't realize what I was doing. 117 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:33,940 And then I also didn't know the whole thing about ginger ale 118 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,692 - being the same as a soda. - What? 119 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,695 I know, it just seemed like it was a soothing drink. 120 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,405 So, every night you would have a ginger ale-- 121 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,073 No! All day... - Oh. 122 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,992 - ...I would drink gingers. - Ay. 123 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,994 I was goin' through 20 gingers a day. 124 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,704 [gasps] What? - Yeah. 125 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,123 Wow. - Oh, God. 126 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,750 I don't know what's happening here. 127 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,168 You're boring me. 128 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,421 Let's go, Scott. 129 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,132 How do I get down? Khlo? 130 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,926 Mother? Yes, ma'am! 131 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,012 We still need to talk about Kim's birthday. 132 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,222 - Yeah, um-- I'm with ya. 133 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,684 So, it's about that time, that it's birthday season-- 134 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,978 - For the next two months. - It's great. 135 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,772 So, Kim's is coming up, then it's Halloween, 136 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,858 then it's Kendall's, then it's Kris's. 137 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,151 That's a lotta work for you. 138 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,445 I'm a [bleep] control freak. 139 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,238 You're everything, Khlo. - Thank you. 140 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,991 - You're a control freak and beautiful. - Thank you. 141 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,993 I, 100%, am a control freak, 142 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,953 and I find that to be a beautiful compliment, 143 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,872 so thank you very much. 144 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,667 So, I sent everyone the RSVP email. 145 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,461 So, what do you got? You got her lifers. 146 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,379 - Lifers. The Milan chat. Same. 147 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,757 - All the people who went to Milan with us. Milano. 148 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,052 - All the siblings, all the girls. - Cute. 149 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,346 Okay, as great as this has been, I have to go. 150 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,015 I have the kids' first hip-hop dance class. 151 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,516 You're goin' to dance class today? 152 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,976 Oh, and you're going Saturday too? 153 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,436 - That's ballet. Oh. 154 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,604 This is hip-hop. 155 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,815 Well, it was lovely seeing both of you young girls; you look great. 156 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:00,651 Look at Kendall's Tommy Hilfiger campaign. 157 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,737 She's shooting right now in her backyard. 158 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,364 Isn't that cute? 159 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,449 - How cute is she? - That is so cute. 160 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,368 She is quite spectacular. 161 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,703 - Huh? - Anyways. 162 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,997 I can't hear. What? 163 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,096 Shoot, it's too late for me to get breakfast. 164 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,640 It's my birthday week, 165 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,226 and on top of everything that I have going on, 166 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:37,522 I've been called to do jury duty and I can't get outta this one. 167 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,067 Wonder what kind of, like, O.J. Thing I can say. 168 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,611 Feel like there's some kind of O.J. Connection 169 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,696 that'll get me out of jury duty. 170 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,031 Just kidding. 171 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,617 But I think it's fascinating, 172 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,453 the process, and I think it's a duty that we owe. 173 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:53,913 I respect that, but 174 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,999 it would be really hard for me to convict someone 175 00:06:56,999 --> 00:07:00,628 knowing the conditions that they were going in to. 176 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,839 Because I don't think that prisons are set up 177 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,924 to be really rehabilitation centers. 178 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,260 I would wanna serve, but it would be hard for me 179 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,178 to make that decision. 180 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:13,099 I told my kids I'd go to jail if I, 181 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,560 if I was late, so I had to hurry. 182 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,979 Also, just, I don't have time for this [bleep]. 183 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:22,859 I am a single mom of four, and it is wild. 184 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:26,112 Right when I think I have two minutes just to wash my hair, 185 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,866 "Mom! [speaks gibberish]." And they open the door to the shower. 186 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,785 I almost feel like my kids have this radar 187 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,913 where they know that I'm doing something really important. 188 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:38,082 Yeah? 189 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:40,543 They have the Kobe shoes. 190 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,711 At the mall. 191 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,880 And then-- Don't fall, please, come on. 192 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,173 You're giving me a heart attack. 193 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,717 Don't mind my injured kid 194 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,218 - crying in pain. 195 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:50,720 This is what they do to me. 196 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,806 Thought I was gonna end up on an episode of Snapped 197 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,558 yesterday. 198 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:02,356 I don't know why I don't have it in me to be super strict. 199 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,233 Neither one of my parents were strict. 200 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,487 Khloé is a lot better at being stricter. 201 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,656 I wish I was more like that but, ya know, 202 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,576 I'm just one person and it's overwhelming. 203 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,913 Just how do I go about doing this all? 204 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,624 These people are gonna judge me hardcore. 205 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:28,132 ♪ And it just feels so right ♪ 206 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,093 ♪ Never was the one to say ♪ 207 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,387 - ♪ That I'm fallin' in love ♪ - Mom? 208 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:36,224 ♪ Just for tonight ♪ 209 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,060 Coming! 210 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,105 - Hi. - Hi! 211 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,191 {\an8}- How are you? - You look so pretty. 212 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,235 {\an8}Thank you. Hi, Hannah! 213 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,862 {\an8}So glad you guys are here. 214 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:53,241 - Big night, big, crazy night. So excited. 215 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,035 Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan. 216 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,872 She's absolutely obsessed with Gerry. 217 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,374 Gerry! 218 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:07,171 She is beyond, beyond glued to the TV every time it comes on. 219 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:10,841 So, I asked them if they could arrange a dinner 220 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,593 with Gerry, the Golden Bachelor. 221 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,428 By the way, I'm a huge fan too. 222 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:15,805 Can't be more excited. 223 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,182 Guys, he probably just got engaged. 224 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,101 - I know, which good for him. - Right? 225 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,185 - I know. - I hope he did. 226 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,646 My mom, of course, in her Kris Jenner ways, 227 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,399 figured it out, pulled some strings with Disney and Hulu, 228 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,318 and got Gerry to come over for dinner, 229 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:32,280 while the season is airing, which is really special. 230 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:36,325 I think that this is the most excited I've been in a really long time. 231 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,911 - So-- - Have you heard that there's a lookalike? 232 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,289 Oh yeah, you know, it's like-- 233 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,708 Literally, it's you and dad. 234 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,380 - Are you up to date? - Yeah. 235 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,553 Do we wanna know if he ends up-- 236 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,471 Like, we don't have to say who or, like, don't ruin it, 237 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,181 but like, "Are you with someone?" 238 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,312 I kinda wanna know. 239 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,897 You don't even need to knock. 240 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,983 Gerry! - Well-- 241 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,568 Gerry! - Hello, everyone. 242 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,861 {\an8}I'm Kendall. 243 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,362 Kendall, hi. How are you? 244 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,072 Nice to meet you. Oh, my God. 245 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,574 Nice to meet you, thank you very much. 246 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,492 Look at you! - Hi! How are you? 247 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,119 - Oh, my goodness. This is awesome. - Nice to see you. 248 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,203 Thank you very much. 249 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,497 We are your biggest three fans in the world-- 250 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,459 Well, and my daughters are your biggest fans. 251 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,960 - Stop. - Oh, my gosh. 252 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,170 - When I go home-- - Go home? Where's your phone? 253 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,672 Where's your phone? We need a Facetime. 254 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,175 - Can we Facetime somebody? - Well, I don't know how to do that. 255 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,010 Okay, alright. Where's their number? 256 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,219 - Kendall, do it. Mom! 257 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,721 Oh, who's-- What's happening? 258 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,473 We don't wanna read, we don't wanna read his texts. 259 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,476 - Okay. We don't? Maybe we do. 260 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:44,685 Here we go. 261 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,145 Mark my words, 262 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,980 by the end of this dinner, 263 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,900 I will absolutely know who the winner is. 264 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,401 Mom, should we sit down? 265 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,070 This is so-- Yeah, sit down. 266 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,363 - Come sit. - This is so funny. 267 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,614 Come sit. 268 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,824 I can't even lie. This feels good right now. 269 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,743 So-- - So? 270 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,037 So, what's happening? Are you enjoying your journey? 271 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,873 - I'm havin' a ball. - Wait, are you at the end, is it done? 272 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,541 - It is. - Okay, Gerry. 273 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,251 - Um-- I have a very serious question. 274 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,128 - No, I have a serious-- Can I ask first? - Okay, fine, you go first. 275 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,340 - This is so fun, by the way. - It's fun for us too. 276 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,093 Um, did you find a match? 277 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,512 Mom, I don't think he-- 278 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,931 What color hair does she have? 279 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,644 Have a sip of your martini. 280 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,898 - Not us getting him drunk to find answers. - Wait, okay, Gerry... 281 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,235 What happened in your fantasy suites? 282 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,445 I'm very happy about the overnights because... 283 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,155 - I'm sure you are. ...You spend-- 284 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,241 Yeah, but not for the reason you're thinking. 285 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,909 - It-- It's like-- 286 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,578 If you spend five weeks getting to know women, 287 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,415 yet everything you say and do is recorded. 288 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,501 Mm-hm. - Okay? You're dying to get 289 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:54,630 to that overnight where you can ask the questions without an audience. 290 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,590 I have so many questions. 291 00:11:56,590 --> 00:12:00,010 Like, I feel like this is gonna be really, really hot tea. 292 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,929 Did "you know who" come back? 293 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,390 Are the names on the back of the rose? 294 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,933 What was your favorite day? 295 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:10,104 How do you balance falling in love with multiple women? 296 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,982 The poor guy, we're, like, literally bombarding him. 297 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,984 Like, if they were saying like, "I'm so in love with you," 298 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,902 did you ever feel pressure to say it back? 299 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,697 And I'm sorry, but, like, this is definitely an opportunity 300 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,783 that I need to take to ask the real questions. 301 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:26,370 Gerry, how tall were they? 302 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,540 - Did you have to cut anyone off? 303 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,916 Cut anyone off? - Drink-wise? 304 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,918 Mm-hm. - No. Oh no. 305 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,296 To my knowledge, none of them were heavy drinkers, no. 306 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,089 So, Susan's not so much like you? 307 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,091 - Not as much as we thought. 308 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,886 I love a good martini. 309 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,930 What's one thing you learned about yourself from the show? 310 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,390 Oh, that's a good question. 311 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,477 - That I get emotional so easy. - Mm. 312 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,395 Each rose ceremony was difficult. 313 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,564 - Yeah. - It's awful. 314 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,775 - It was loss. 315 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,068 See, I love how emotionally intelligent you are. 316 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,030 I mean, that probably comes with the age as well, 317 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,240 - but, like, it's so beautiful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not smart, 318 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,742 - I'm just old. But no, you're-- 319 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,202 - No, you are smart. No, but a lot of-- 320 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,704 - Trust me, a lot of us old people-- - I'm sure there's men that, yeah, 321 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,790 don't put that together at ever, 322 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,874 - you know? - Yeah. 323 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,959 So, um, 324 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,961 do you think you found your person, Gerry? 325 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,799 And what color eyes does she have? 326 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,218 Yeah, does she have nice teeth? 327 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,220 - Listen, we're just so happy 328 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,805 - that you're here. - Well, thanks. 329 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:31,769 And my prayer for you is that I hope that you found happiness 330 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,978 and some love in your life. 331 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,438 - Oh, thank you for that. - Cheers to you, Gerry. 332 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,024 Honestly, cheers, Gerry, honestly. 333 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:42,071 It's very interesting to see that people over the age of 50 334 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,199 actually have a dating life or want to find love again. 335 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,117 I think that's super sweet 336 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,745 and relatable to somebody my age. 337 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:53,332 I think it gives women, of a certain age, a lot of hope. 338 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,125 Uh, I'm-- I wanna watch this episode. 339 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,962 - I'm excited. - Well, I'm ready. 340 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,715 So, something I've been keeping to myself and it's been really hard, 341 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,592 I saw things that I shouldn't've seen. 342 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,970 Hannah. Did you not see what I saw? 343 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,596 I saw his phone. 344 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,640 And he called her like five times. 345 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,933 I know who wins. 346 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,227 I think. I'm assuming because 347 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,729 I've seen some things that I shouldn't've seen. 348 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,359 I saw Gerry's phone. I know who wins. 349 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,155 [softly] I know who wins. 350 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,365 Are you sure? 351 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,117 Hannah, she was scrolling through his phone 352 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,577 and I saw his call log. 353 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,246 So, when my mom, I'm gonna blame it all on my mom, 354 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,665 when my mom was, obviously, innocently 355 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,710 trying to help him find out how to call his daughter, 356 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,504 I saw him call the girl, like, eight times that day. 357 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,215 This is going to air after their finale aired. 358 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,633 Yeah, their finale's, like, next week. 359 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,135 Do you wanna share with us? 360 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,053 - Who wins? Yeah. 361 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,430 Theresa. 362 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,098 No! 363 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,684 . 364 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,062 I ruined the whole thing. I didn't even mean to. 365 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,231 I'm kinda glad we know this. 366 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,943 Unless, like, he knows another woman by this name 367 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,528 and he was calling her all day long, 368 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,363 but I don't think that's the case. 369 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,741 I saw it and I felt like I was looking through a boyfriend's phone 370 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,326 and I saw things I shouldn't've seen. 371 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,994 Like, I was-- Like, my heart dropped. 372 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,997 I literally saw her name and was like [gasps]. 373 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,000 I had one last question to ask you that was really important to me. 374 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,086 - Okay. - Tell me about the hearing aids. 375 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,131 - Hm. - Because I have been experiencing 376 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,258 - a bit of ringing in my ears. - Mm-hm. 377 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,719 - Did you ever hear the ringing? - Oh, oh, it was bad. 378 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:32,556 It got slowly but steadily a little louder, a little worse. 379 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,060 So, when do you know that you're ready for a hearing aid? 380 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,854 I think when you feel like you're frustrated enough 381 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,066 that you're missing too much, it'll be time to go. 382 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193 One of the things that intrigued me about you 383 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,571 was your ability to just talk about that, which is, 384 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,866 ya know, hard for me to talk about at my age. 385 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,577 - I feel a little bit vulnerable. - Everyone is different. 386 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,205 I don't feel self-conscious about them at all. 387 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,415 I mean, it-it's ear candy, by the way, 388 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,000 - ya know? - Oh, I like it. 389 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,710 Mom! 390 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,629 - Let's go watch the show, okay. - The show. 391 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,130 - Enough about hearing aids. - Yeah. 392 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,882 - Okay. We're good. - Yeah, we can't hear it anyway. 393 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:10,636 - Mom! - I'm coming! For God's sakes. 394 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,180 I think the message of The Golden Bachelor 395 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,474 is that everybody loves love. 396 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,185 - This is like fantasy land for me. - Yeah, everyone get cozy. 397 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,269 - Honest to God. 398 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,356 And you never stop looking for 399 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,608 that dream of being in love 400 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,194 and wanting to spend your life with someone. 401 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,822 This is so exciting; I'm not gonna lie. 402 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,782 - You're tellin' us. 403 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,866 Mom! 404 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,591 {\an8}Oh, I just started thinking, like, 405 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,302 {\an8}do I need stuff for Palm Springs? 406 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,595 {\an8}Do I need stuff for-- 407 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,182 Do we need glam for after you give birth, in the hospital? 408 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,644 Yes. My mom would always get glam before giving birth. 409 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980 She was-- She wasn't even famous. 410 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,192 Today, I am shooting with the Morelli Brothers. 411 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,696 My doctors gave me very specific, 412 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,323 strict orders of how to do this shoot. 413 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,160 I'm allowed to shoot for two hours, tops. 414 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,955 And we made sure that it was 10 minutes away from the house 415 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,500 and can stop at any time if I'm not feeling up to it. 416 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,545 Hi! - What are you doing here? 417 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,839 I came to check on you and surprise you... 418 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,758 - Well, that's nice. - ...And see how the boys were doing. 419 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,302 - How are you feeling? - I feel good. 420 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,637 - I, um-- - Is this a heating pad? 421 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,681 - No. - No, it's a radiation blanket, 422 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,060 - so it protects from my computer. - Oh. 423 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,311 Of course, you have a radiation blanket. 424 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,604 Actually, I have-- And my phone. 425 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,107 And then, this is a radiation case and a radiation sticker. 426 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,360 Wow, I have a feeling that after this next week, 427 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,447 - you're gonna be on bedrest. - No, I am on bedrest. 428 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,115 I know, but I mean, even-- 429 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,826 Like, you won't be here trying to do this or that. 430 00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,079 I'm, like, 70% on bedrest... 431 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,914 Mm-hm. - ...And my doctor gave a note, 432 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,125 Like, I have to be sitting or laying for the shoot. 433 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,504 I could stand only for 20 minutes at a time. 434 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,630 Oh, right. 435 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,132 But they also don't want me on full bedrest 436 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,717 'cause they want me to walk around 437 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,385 - and not get clots. Yeah. 438 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,346 Wait, what is this Erewhon drink? 439 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,972 You wanna try it? 440 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,724 Oh, okay. Whenever I feel like 441 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,727 I'm getting sick, I literally have it as my meal... 442 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,229 Mm-hm. - ...And I don't get sick. 443 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,315 Oh, would somebody text Matt that fact? 444 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,692 'Cause he's not feeling well. Thank you. 445 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:34,696 And he hasn't been at home in 12 years, so he must be sick. 446 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,909 Mix it up. Sometimes it gets really hard. 447 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,829 Alright, I'm gonna go in my office for a little bit. 448 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,122 Here? - Uh-huh. 449 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,415 Do you actually, like, work there? 450 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,501 Yeah. Several times a week... 451 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,711 - Mm. - ...My angel. 452 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,256 - Nice. - Yeah, that's what I do. 453 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,174 I didn't know that you come here... 454 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,176 - Yeah. Mm-hm. - ...And actually do it. 455 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,011 I thought it was just an office for show. 456 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,930 Well, I wasn't coming today, 457 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,057 but I came here today to see you. 458 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:05,060 - Well, thank you for checking on me. Of course. 459 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,770 Cheers, Mother. 460 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,273 To us... 461 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,192 And Little Baby Barker. 462 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,485 Yep. 463 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,947 The last time I was pregnant was nine years ago, 464 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,782 um, so I was 35. 465 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:23,871 And in this pregnancy, the doctors are more cautious, 466 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,583 - but I feel exactly the same. Wow. 467 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,626 I'm an ageless wonder. 468 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,588 {\an8}- How are you feeling? Saving my energy for our-- 469 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,007 {\an8}- Bandana looks great. - Okay, good. 470 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,093 - Yeah, I love the choker. 471 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,386 - Yeah. - Should we do this? 472 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,470 - Let's go. - Yeah. 473 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,763 Okay, thank you. 474 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,183 I'm not allowed to use my stomach muscles. 475 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,187 I feel really good, but I just have to be super careful. 476 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,813 Like, I can't twist. 477 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,192 I have a whole list of things I can't do. 478 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,360 You can, you can just lean on one side. 479 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,487 We'll make it work. I love that. 480 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,989 Yeah, it's beautiful. 481 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,992 This is gorgeous, beautiful. 482 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,495 I love that we see all the, like, details and different, like, elements. 483 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,080 It's cool in black and white. 484 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,498 I love this vibe. 485 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,209 Such good energy. 486 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,669 How was your show, baby? 487 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,214 It was good. 488 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,174 How is my baby's thumbs? 489 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,425 Oh, my gosh. 490 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,177 It hurts so much. 491 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,261 Crazy. 492 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,096 Travis has been on tour. 493 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,683 The third trimester, I just haven't been able to travel. 494 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,310 Baby's staying in there. 495 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,563 The baby is-- He is waiting for his daddy. 496 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,441 And we have conversations all the time. 497 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,193 I love you. 498 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,861 Like, you're good, you're happy, 499 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,112 you're growing in there. 500 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,572 You're healthy, safe. 501 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,491 Yay! I'm gonna change. 502 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,243 Yeah, this is great. 503 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,288 ♪ Woo ♪ 504 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:53,001 - ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪ 505 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,003 I have a scar from my surgery 506 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,214 where they went into my amniotic sack. 507 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,759 So, I'm like a fragile, little egg. 508 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,844 ♪ H to the hello ♪ 509 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,847 So [bleep] good, you guys. 510 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,934 And I love the black and white. 511 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,397 Such a vibe. 512 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,275 So good. Thanks, you guys. 513 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,818 Kourt, how are you feeling? 514 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,361 I feel exhausted. 515 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,238 I think they have everything they need. 516 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,532 - I'm getting, like, tight... Yeah. 517 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,952 - and, like, I feel like it's time. 518 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,704 He's done. 519 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,831 You were-- You both were a rockstar. 520 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,125 About an hour and a half and did two looks, 521 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,461 and then, ya know, we talked about doing three, 522 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,215 and I just said, "Let me see how my body's feeling." 523 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:43,885 And once I laid down, I just felt like, "That's it. 524 00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,178 I'm gonna listen to my body." 525 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,055 There's no reason to push this. 526 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,268 Obviously, my health and the baby's health comes first. 527 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,270 - Hey, Mom. Did you get enough? 528 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,480 Yes. - We got such good looks. 529 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,317 'Cause I could sit in there and be, like, a body double... 530 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,985 You could. - ...And you'd never know. 531 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,571 I'll put a wig on... And a big pillow. 532 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,865 I could put that pillow right here. 533 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:10,245 And I, I am a professional pregnant person... 534 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,914 With lots of experience. 535 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,500 Are you sad that you'll never be pregnant again? 536 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,793 Don't make me cry. 537 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,880 Pregnancy was my most beautiful experience, 538 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,507 - especially my first one. Yeah. 539 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:26,428 - My little pepper. Pepper? 540 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,514 Oh yeah, you turned out really spicy. I wasn't counting on that. 541 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,059 I'm an Aries, I'm a spice. 542 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,602 Mm-hm. 543 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,235 Day three. 544 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,488 And I'm still in jury duty. 545 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,282 Tired already, but, like, I gotta get outta this. 546 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,367 Tomorrow's my birthday. 547 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,078 Still haven't been excused, and honestly, I have no idea 548 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,204 why they would wanna keep me 549 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:55,457 just knowing how public I've been about my empathy towards 550 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,209 the defendant's situation. 551 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,590 Hey, can I vent for one sec? 552 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,510 It's been an extra troubling week... 553 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,011 To where I was like, 554 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,180 "I just can't do it anymore. 555 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,058 I just need to get away." 556 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,436 Anything in the home is just a little chaotic right now. 557 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,313 Oh, my God, no, what I wanted to say was 558 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,524 that I had a Zoom interview at the house 559 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:24,194 with all my kids there, banging on the door, just screaming. 560 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,489 And I was literally hiding in a bathroom with the door locked. 561 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,324 I was just like, "I can't believe this." 562 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,494 I mean, I can believe it, but that's, like, my biggest nightmare. 563 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,288 Sometimes it gets just, like, a little intense. 564 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,041 I wanna be more strict like Khloé, 565 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:43,588 but I don't know why I have a hard time just saying, "No is no." 566 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,509 I think I also don't wanna deal with the whining and the tears 567 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,261 of not getting their way. 568 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,221 I'm open to anything at this point 569 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,181 'cause I can't live like this. 570 00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:56,518 Like, I had had it 'cause I ran out of my patience. 571 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,813 And that's what, like, my superpower was, calm and patient. 572 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,942 They know when to con me and when to throw the little, ya know, 573 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,986 start with the tears so that I'm like, 574 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,238 "Stop, stop, sure. Take an ipad." 575 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,406 Ya know, "Just stop." 576 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,824 I just have to be like, 577 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,576 "I don't care if you're gonna throw a tantrum 578 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,244 "in front of everyone right now. 579 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,328 The answer's no." 580 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:19,207 But I don't have that support 581 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,251 and that really sucks. 582 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,795 And I know I have to, like, get it together. 583 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,797 You know, I'll always be there for my kids 584 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,800 and I will ride out anything with them. 585 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,512 But to say that it doesn't take an emotional toll sometimes 586 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:33,597 would be lying. 587 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,809 Yeah, it's been so hard for me this week, in that area. 588 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:41,605 Managing four kids in a household when they're, like, not getting along 589 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,816 and they all want different things, and I'm only one person. 590 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,526 This always shuts them up. 591 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,028 I always say, "Okay, guys, 592 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:51,198 "do you want me to just cut myself in half or in fours 593 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,074 and a part will go with you, a part will go with you." 594 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,620 And they, like, look at me like, "No, don't ever do that!" 595 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,455 - And I'm like, "Okay, 596 00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,998 "well, that's the only option. 597 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,585 If you all want me at the same exact time, we've gotta chill." 598 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,879 Like, I'll put everyone to bed at a different time. 599 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,464 We have to space this out. 600 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,175 I took her phone, and after a day, I gave it to her. 601 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:14,054 I'm such a pushover, but I took it for 24 hours. 602 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,265 But I gotta go. So, I gotta jump out. 603 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,558 But I'll call you. 604 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,399 ♪ So hot, I could moonwalk it ♪ 605 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:29,569 ♪ Good times, good times, baby ♪ 606 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,656 {\an8}♪ Good life, it's a good life, baby ♪ 607 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:39,287 ♪ Stay up, no, we ain't sleepin' ♪ 608 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,374 Whoa, that's a serious outfit. - Whoa! 609 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,834 Oh, my God. - Hello. 610 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,253 Where are ya headin'? 611 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,255 That's what I said; we're in two different climates. 612 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,340 - I know. - This is like two different atmospheres. 613 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,591 Mm-hm. - Hi. 614 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,593 Mom is in the movie Terminator right now. 615 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:56,263 - Is this Kylie's new line? It's so nice. 616 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,765 Khloé and I are going to visit Scott today 617 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:01,017 to meet Penelope's new dog. 618 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,936 And I can't wait to meet... 619 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,814 Her or him, not sure. 620 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,109 {\an8}- Oh, my gosh, P. 621 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,569 {\an8}Come here with that. 622 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,196 {\an8}- Aww! - She nibbles, though. 623 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,115 {\an8}- Oh, do you nibble? Well, she's, li-- 624 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,616 {\an8}- She's teething a little... - Hi. 625 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,660 - ...But she's very nice little dog. - Hi. 626 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,621 She's so cute. 627 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,790 She's so cute. 628 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,085 Oh, forget it. - Oh, you're taking my puppy? 629 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,795 Mom, you don't even like animals. 630 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,006 You're so mean to me. 631 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,925 - Oh, my goodness. - Dude, that thing is ridiculous. 632 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,635 Hi, mama. 633 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,723 Oh, sh-- 634 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,057 You just dropped the thing? 635 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,517 I thought it was bigger than it was. 636 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,477 - Mom, you're really skinny. Yeah. 637 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,354 - Oh, thank you. - And, Scott, you look good. 638 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,189 I still haven't found a girlfriend. 639 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,358 - You still haven't? Have you found a boyfriend? 640 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,526 - No. Or gone on a date? 641 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,279 - How do we do this? - I don't want to. 642 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,448 Once I'm done with the kids at nine, 643 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,993 I have limited time. I have to be up at 4:30. 644 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,787 9:00 p.M. To 4:30 a.M., That's my time. 645 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,956 I'm not sharing it with a man. 646 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,334 I'm not sharing my TV. I'm not sharing my bed. 647 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,128 Is there any, like, hope for Tristan 648 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,631 - or is that just, like-- - No, no. 649 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,800 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? This is life. 650 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,597 Like, we all gotta grow up and move on. 651 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,891 Think that door's closed? 652 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,434 Scott. 653 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,936 - Ugh. 654 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,230 - Like, the door's closed. Got it. 655 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,823 That's great that you're, like, super friendly. 656 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,576 - Yeah, I'm not-- What am I-- No, I'm-- 657 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,078 What am I gonna be a monster for? 658 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:47,248 I feel like everyone has been really judgy about 659 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:50,627 how I spend my time because I'm not dating. 660 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,129 'Cause I stopped dating Tristan when Tatum was in utero. 661 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:56,257 So, I don't know, two and a half years or something of not dating 662 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:57,926 is not that crazy 663 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,594 - Good for the kids... - It's good for the kids... 664 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,596 - ...But it is probably hard for both... - ...But what about me? 665 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:02,847 ...Of you to date then. 666 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,683 Why would it be hard for me to date? 667 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,643 I do love that it's good for the kids, 668 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,728 but now that he's in Cleveland, 669 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,439 this is really, really healthy for us. 670 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,191 'Cause when Tristan was next door, 671 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,484 he still was always over. 672 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,152 He's like, "I wanna put the kids to sleep." 673 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,654 Like, he loved the routine, 674 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,572 and I was almost like, "[bleep]." 675 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,450 If my ex or my kids' mom lived 676 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,536 - two houses down-- If he wanted to torture himself, 677 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,955 - that's on him. - Right, yeah, that would be, like-- 678 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,290 You wanna see all these men pullin' up to my house? 679 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,251 - That's your problem. - Wait, what-- Are-- 680 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,544 I thought you don't wanna do that. 681 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,920 Not right now, that's what I'm saying. 682 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,004 What? But you're gonna? 683 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,464 Eventually in life. 684 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,675 - Wait, so-- You think I'm just gonna be 685 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,719 - celibate for the rest of my life? I don't-- Well-- 686 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,470 - I feel like we both are. - Forever? 687 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:43,888 I don't know. I mean, it's-- 688 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,056 With all these kids running around... 689 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,558 I'm thinking for the next, like-- 690 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,017 - ...It's not, like, so sexy. I'm exhausted. 691 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,811 I don't want anything. 692 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,855 I actually just want to lay in bed, 693 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,982 watch my shows, decompress, 694 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,066 get up, do my worko-- 695 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,609 Like, I don't want anyone stopping my routine. 696 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,194 Right. You're comfortable. 697 00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,446 I'm in my, I'm in my rhythm. 698 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,614 Let's just say, I'm dating. 699 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,950 I have no idea how you're supposed to date when you have kids 700 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:07,912 because I'm not bringing you to my home where my kids are. 701 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,956 And I'm not goin' to your home where you're gonna chop me up 702 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,207 in your basement and kill me. 703 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,627 And I'm also not going to a public restaurant or space 704 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:15,879 where people could take pictures 705 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,922 and you're gonna be another notch on my belt 706 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,383 in the public's eyes. I don't [bleep] think so. 707 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,052 But it would be nice to grow old with somebody. 708 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,150 ♪ The best is yet to come ♪ 709 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,362 Welcome. Thank you. 710 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,073 Kendall, remember when we asked Gerry about the hearing aids? 711 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:45,909 Yes. 712 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,702 You're-- That's what you're doing today? 713 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,245 Uh, well, I'm checking my hearing 714 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:50,789 'cause my ears are ringing. 715 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,708 - Swear? I didn't know that about you. - Yeah. Kendall. 716 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,168 I didn't know your ears were ringing. 717 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,295 They're ringing, I can't hear. 718 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,590 Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear that. 719 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,092 - What? Come on, Mom. 720 00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:07,055 I'm here at the ear doctor and I'm a little bit nervous. 721 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,556 I think after talking to Gerry, 722 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:11,893 I feel a little more relieved and calm about the process. 723 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,729 But Kim's birthday's coming up and I'm wondering, 724 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,439 "Do I have to wear a hearing aid 725 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,858 "for the first time to Kim's party? 726 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,777 What's that gonna look like?" 727 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,862 Oh, my gosh, Scott. 728 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,990 - Hello, hello. - Oh! It's a big party today. 729 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,117 - It's a small room for her. - Huh? 730 00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,410 - How are ya? - Mwah. 731 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,412 - I'm, um, I'm good. Hello. 732 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,914 Hello. - Hi, Kris. 733 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,332 {\an8}- How are you doin'? How are you? 734 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,417 {\an8}- Hey, how are you? You know Kenny. 735 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,419 - Nice new office. What's goin' on?. 736 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,712 Tell me. How is the hearing? 737 00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,172 Are we makin' progress? 738 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,424 Not really. Can't really hear. 739 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,552 And also, I don't know if anybody else 740 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,220 has complained about this or-- 741 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,389 - I know you're ear, nose, and throat. Throat. 742 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:52,016 So, I was just wanting you to take a look at my 743 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,434 - throat. Okay. Okay. 744 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,020 I think my mom's definitely a bit of a hypochondriac, 745 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,064 but I also think she's just really dramatic. 746 00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,483 No, I'm not a hypochondriac. 747 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,528 My mom can definitely be a hypochondriac. 748 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,155 My mom is definitely a hypochondriac. 749 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:08,741 What do they know? They don't even pronounce it right. 750 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:12,161 Hypochondriac, there's no "t". 751 00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,496 And Kendall is too. 752 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,789 Her, Kendall, and Kylie. 753 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,208 I will fully own that I am a hypochondriac. 754 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,044 Kendall definitely is. I'm, like, a close second. 755 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,547 Last night I actually felt like I needed an inhaler. 756 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,965 - Right. Maybe it was RSV. 757 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,634 And I'm just-- I just cough all day, for 30 days. 758 00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:28,011 I haven't heard you cough once. 759 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,138 I just think I should get swabbed or something. 760 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,182 Anytime somebody has some sort of ailment, 761 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,351 it definitely sleeps on to her. 762 00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,854 - Say, "Eh." - Eh. 763 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:39,147 Good. 764 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,441 Let's do another hearing test and let's see where we were 765 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,984 - compared to before. - Okay. 766 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,903 When I was a kid, I went to my orthodontist. 767 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,322 I'm like, "Just give me braces. I really want 'em." 768 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,240 I feel like that's my mom with a hearing aid. 769 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,284 She just randomly really wants it. 770 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,578 Her back, her knee, she had a hip replacement. 771 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,204 She loves to play up 772 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,665 only when it's time for her to do something she doesn't wanna do. 773 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,293 Get the word right and then we'll talk. 774 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,755 You were nowhere close to anything that needs 775 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,298 any kind of aiding. 776 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,133 - You're perfect. - Oh, that's good. 777 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,302 This is where we kinda ruin your life a little bit. 778 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,470 - You ready? - Okay. 779 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,598 So... If it tastes good, spit it out. 780 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,391 - So, carbonation. - Oh. 781 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,977 - I don't drink anything carbonated. - Caffeine. 782 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,146 - No caffeine? - Onion, garlic. 783 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,481 - No onion? - Mint. 784 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:23,066 What? Wine? 785 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,318 No alcohol, which you really don't drink. 786 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,486 And then cheese. 787 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,696 All those things stimulate the inner ear 788 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:30,073 to hear more tinnitus. 789 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,618 - Ah. - Let's see how you do on your ear diet. 790 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,120 I'm really happy I don't need a hearing aid. 791 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,623 I was kind of looking forward to tuning out the kids, 792 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,416 but that would've been fun for a while. 793 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,709 You got the headphones for that. 794 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,211 Yeah, I'll be fine. 795 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,671 - You'll be chillin'. - Yeah. 796 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,090 Not to toot my own horn, but I was right. 797 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,801 She does not need a hearing aid. 798 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,346 I mean, she picks and chooses when these ailments come alive. 799 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,306 'Cause other than that, she is skipping 800 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,475 and drinkin' and livin' life. 801 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,227 I'll just point that out. 802 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,146 - No hearing aid today. I'm very happy. Never. 803 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:05,149 - Not for at least 15 to 20 years. Okay. 804 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,859 Thank you, Doctor. 805 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,080 Come on in! 806 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,165 - Oh, I'm here. 807 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:24,544 Oh, your foot, mama. Your knee. 808 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:27,296 {\an8}Andrew taught Tatum how to say "guncle" today. 809 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,465 {\an8}'Cause he keeps calling me "Dad"... 810 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,092 - because I guess I look 811 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,428 like a basketball player, but I was like, "No, guncle." 812 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:36,180 And he literally just goes, "Guncle." He's only one. 813 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,725 He literally said guncle. I'm so proud of him. 814 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,227 Tonight is Kim's birthday party, 815 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,063 this beautiful dinner that I'm throwing 816 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,567 and it's all Kimberly's aesthetic and vibe. 817 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,319 Kim better not be 12 hours late today. 818 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,240 Last year, she was definitely over an hour... Late. 819 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,036 - That was just at her office, I thought. - My point exactly. 820 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,497 - Hi! So, I was calling-- [over phone] Hi. 821 00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,332 First of all, you look gorgeous. 822 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,668 Oh, thanks. I have to touch up. I got ready at 11. 823 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,796 - Oh, you look gorg. - Now, are we going together? 824 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,090 Sure, I was going with Mom. 825 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,926 - Can you guys pick me up? - Yeah, I'll talk to Mom. 826 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:16,220 So, what time realistically are you thinking of going? 827 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,638 'Cause that's what I was calling to see 828 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:20,683 since last year you were definitely not on time. 829 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,769 And you know how Kris is. 830 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:26,481 I was gonna leave in, like, an hour, 7:15 latest. 831 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,274 Okay, I can work with that. 832 00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,234 This is what annoyed me with Khloé. 833 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,986 I love a punctual person, 834 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,781 but it's just, like, a little ridiculous. 835 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,491 Why do you need to be rigid 836 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,160 about a schedule on my birthday? 837 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,871 I am a rigid [bleep]. 838 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,000 - Hi. - Hi. 839 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,462 Um, Kim was asking if we could pick her up. 840 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,799 - Okay, but we'll never get there. 841 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,842 - I know. - Like, we might get there on Tuesday. 842 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:58,304 She said the latest she would-- was getting in the car was 7:15, 843 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,597 you believe her? 844 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:03,601 No, but it's her party, so I guess we could-- 845 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,395 I have to be on time. I'm the one throwing it. 846 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,606 Oh, okay. 847 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,483 So, are we picking her up or not? 848 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,777 Just-- I need to prepare myself mentally, emotionally, 849 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,654 physically, and spiritually. 850 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,322 You're picking her up. 851 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,533 Probably only did that 'cause I was on camera. 852 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,287 - You're such a cutie. You're so cute. 853 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:28,084 [whistles] Yes! 854 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,587 Wow, he's a good driver. 855 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,924 - Oops. Oop. You okay? 856 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,509 Bye-bye. 857 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,891 - You look beautiful. - You look beautiful. 858 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,813 True was like, "Who's gonna put me to sleep?" 859 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,898 I'm like, "True, Roya's gonna put you to sleep." 860 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,151 She's like, "Who's gonna say my prayers?" 861 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,443 I'm like, "Roya." 862 00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,864 Well, maybe if you show me the routine and I memorize it 863 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:01,534 - and practice and then audition-- - Mom, my nanny has been here 864 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,785 over a year. 865 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:04,203 This is her first time putting her to sleep 866 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:07,248 - 'cause I'm such a lunatic. - Yeah, you are. 867 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,333 Ya know. 868 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,960 'Kay. 869 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,379 Oh, my God, everyone in my family 870 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,339 shames my schedule, everyone. 871 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,133 But I just don't care. 872 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,013 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 873 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,599 Oh, just a little red dress. - Dress. 874 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,726 - Oh yeah. - What is happening? 875 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,313 - Talk about a birthday suit! - Oh yeah. 876 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,023 You better [bleep] it up. 877 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,652 Wanna open your birthday pres? 878 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,487 Hell yeah, I wanna open it. 879 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,239 "Keeks." 880 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,783 Don't you hate when you leave the house and 881 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,577 forget to say goodbye to your kids? 882 00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,995 I just forgot. 883 00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:47,788 I've left a... - I've never done that. 884 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,874 ...Christmas tree lot and forgot to bring them with me. 885 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,043 What? That's wild. 886 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,003 Went to go buy a Christmas tree. 887 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:57,340 I think Kendall and Kylie were, like, four and five 888 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,425 and they were running up and down 889 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:03,346 and I thought their dad was watching the kids 890 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,766 and he thought I was watching the kids because we met there. 891 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,726 I thought he was taking the kids back 892 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,978 and he thought I was taking the kids back. 893 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,689 So, we both left in our own cars 894 00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:16,192 and the kids never made it home. 895 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,402 So, yeah, they were okay. 896 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,404 They were playing on the Christmas tree lot 897 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:24,075 waiting for us to realize that we left them there. 898 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:28,204 Wait, I have to call Kourtney. I told her to watch this show. 899 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,122 - The naked show? Yeah. 900 00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:32,375 [over phone] Hi. - Are you watching? 901 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,044 Yeah, we paused it. We got through the first round. 902 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,255 {\an8}-It's so crazy. What are you guys watching? 903 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,257 - Mom, it's-- - It's called Naked Attraction. 904 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,716 - Oh. It's a dating show... 905 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:42,176 But they're butt naked. 906 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:45,388 They're judging people, vagina, penis, naked. 907 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:47,640 Like, way too naked for me. 908 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,475 And they judge you on your, like... 909 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,519 Aesthetics. - ...Actual disgusting wieners. 910 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,438 - Or vaginas! Or people that don't 911 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,190 shave their vaginas. 912 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,068 Like, I didn't know vaginas could look like that. 913 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,487 Well, enjoy, guys. 914 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,322 Alright, have so much fun tonight. 915 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:04,532 Thank you. 916 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,242 And happy almost birthday. 917 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,410 Thank you. 918 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:08,703 Okay, call me tomorrow. 919 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,912 Okay, bye. I love you. 920 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,122 Okay, bye. I love you. 921 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,874 Guys go from one subject to the next 922 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:16,043 with such dramatic transition. 923 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,337 Guys, we're really early now. 924 00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:24,218 We're not really early, Kim. We're eight minutes early. 925 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,733 {\an8}I'm going this way? Okay. Thank you, guys. 926 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:58,002 Look at the 818. The bar is beautiful. 927 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,047 - What is this? - It's an espresso martini. 928 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,340 Oh, hell yeah. 929 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,719 I'm actually working right now. 930 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,221 I just shot a campaign. 931 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,475 My Bottega campaigns are all paparazzi photos. 932 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,603 So I just literally shot a campaign and walked in. 933 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,897 - What an amazing life you live. - She's like, "I'm not kidding." 934 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,065 {\an8}Yeah. 935 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,614 Thank you. 936 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,324 It makes me feel so good 937 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,992 that everyone wanted to come out 938 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,411 and celebrate and have dinner with us. 939 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,205 {\an8}Welcome to 43. 940 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,290 You look gorgeous. Look at this dress. 941 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,793 So, tonight, I just wanna celebrate with my girls 942 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,670 and I think all of us just need that sometimes. 943 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,881 I'm gonna get my little drinkie-poo. 944 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:47,676 This week in particular has been complete chaos. 945 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,638 {\an8}- But, honestly, I wouldn't be here 946 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,723 if it wasn't for my friends. 947 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:56,394 Like, I have the best friends and they're super supportive. 948 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,105 I think that's probably why I've never seen a therapist 949 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:02,066 is because I have the best friends in the entire world 950 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,651 and they mean everything to me. 951 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:07,738 Guys, wait... My camera does not know who all the lifers are. 952 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,449 - Allison. Simone. 953 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:12,076 - Lindsay. - Kim. 954 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,536 - Sarah. - Zoe. 955 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,247 - Ashley. - These are officially the lifers 956 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,791 that I talk about all the time. 957 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:22,962 {\an8}I always say I hit the jackpot in the friends' department. 958 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,130 {\an8}I'm so happy you came. 959 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:27,591 {\an8}Spending my 43rd birthday with all the girls 960 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,052 {\an8}that inspire me and motivate me 961 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:31,804 is just really special. 962 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,723 There's different versions of masks of you. 963 00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:38,102 - How cute! How funny. 964 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,395 [muffled] Kimberly! 965 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:40,771 Oh. 966 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,983 Okay, everybody, woo-hoo! 967 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,318 I just wanna thank everybody for coming tonight 968 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:51,073 to celebrate Kim, her 43rd year on this planet. 969 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:54,368 - And, um, I fell in love with you... - Oh, come on. 970 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:56,454 - Don't cry. - ...The moment we met... 971 00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:59,790 And I have been obsessed with you ever since. 972 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,208 - And you too. - Thank you. 973 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,211 And I just wanna say that it's such a special night 974 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,672 when you can look at all of these beautiful faces 975 00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,550 and see all of your old friends, new friends, 976 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,719 - means so much-- - Can I chime in for one sec? 977 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:15,139 I'm not done yet. It means s-so much to Kim 978 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,474 - that you guys are here 979 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,017 and I love you all and thank you for coming. 980 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,144 - What would you like to say? - I just wanted to say-- 981 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,688 Kimberly, stand up and show off that body! 982 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,775 - Oh, okay, okay, okay. 983 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:30,613 So, all of you here, whether you're my lifers 984 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,782 - that I've known my whole life or-- Or my dayers. 985 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,826 My-- [chuckles] Yes. 986 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,120 - You're all my ride or dies. Oh, sorry. 987 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,290 - I trust all of you. I'll be quiet. 988 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:45,794 At least everyone here has known one crazy secret about me 989 00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:48,881 - and it's never gotten out, so... - And vice versa and vice versa. 990 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,051 ...This is the group And here's to another year 991 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:55,346 - of keeping my secrets. 992 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,140 - Where the [bleep] is Kylie? Take Kylie's seat, 993 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,475 she'll never show up. 994 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:02,520 In Kylie fashion, she'll be here in three hours. 995 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:14,740 Oh, she's arrived. Oh, she's arrived. 996 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,579 I had a photoshoot. I'm not just late, because I'm late. 997 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,164 Hi, baby. - Happy birthday. 998 00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:25,042 I wasn't late tonight for no reason. 999 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:28,212 I had my Interview Magazine cover shoot, 1000 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:32,883 and I'm exhausted... But I'm here. 1001 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:36,136 So, now the party can start. 1002 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:39,348 - Oh, you look beautiful. - Should we get a sister pic now? 1003 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:43,018 - Khloé! Khlo! 1004 00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:45,479 - You wanna be a sister? Yeah. 1005 00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,898 Kylie comes an hour late, but listen, 1006 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,984 she's the fireworks at the end of the night. 1007 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,278 You always look forward to her. 1008 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:55,072 You have to accept people for who they are. 1009 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,033 And I wish people would accept me for who I was. 1010 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:02,538 And that's a punctual... Rigid person. 1011 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:04,707 You look so pretty. 1012 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,917 - You look beautiful. 1013 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,711 No, that's you. 1014 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,046 What is my wish for me this year? 1015 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:14,008 - Sister photo. 1016 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,302 Mm, I think I have all-- 1017 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,680 I think I have everything I could possibly want and need. 1018 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,350 Think I've gotten there, and that I have a feeling, like, 1019 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:24,935 I know what's really important in life. 1020 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:29,565 I know that being present in the moment is everything. 1021 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:36,530 Yeah! 1022 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:40,284 And there's no place I'd rather be tonight. 1023 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,540 {\an8}Next on, The Kardashians. 1024 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,335 {\an8}It's glitzy and glam. 1025 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,337 Oh, my God, it looks so good. 1026 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,505 I wanna have another baby. 1027 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,882 With who? 1028 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:59,094 Oh, a sperm bank. Oh yeah. 1029 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,679 I'll try anything once. 1030 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,181 Something gonna splash on us? 1031 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,265 - Nope. - Okay. 1032 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,684 Having four is hard, and you have a lot going on. 1033 00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:07,186 I'm gonna get my shit together 1034 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,271 and I am gonna be a drill sergeant. 1035 00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,065 Like, Khloé is so tough. 1036 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,483 Have you talked to her about this? 1037 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,985 No, because she's just very judgmental. 1038 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,115 Do you think Gerry's flirting with your mom? 1039 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,034 Yes. He, like, was commenting her smile 1040 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:05,953 and her eyes and her energy. 1041 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,289 I'm like, "I think we should leave." Like, I don't know. 1042 00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:12,084 Hey, Gerry, I've got a boyfriend, 'kay? 1043 00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,296 Oh, Lord.