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[♪ intense music plays]
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{\an8}[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians.
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It's exhausting being
better than everyone.
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- [people cheering]
- We're gonna celebrate!
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I am in my actress era.
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We're gonna watch The Golden Bachelor.
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- You're finally on my Bachelor bandwagon?
- Mom, shut up!
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I've been on The Bachelor
with you for years.
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- How are you feeling about leaving?
- Bittersweet, it's a lot.
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90Go fly, little bird.
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They just don't leave.
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Look at the Eiffel Tower!
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I think Khloé would be happier
if she wasn't so, like, rigid.
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[Khloé Kardashian] [over phone]
Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup.
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We wish you were here.
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"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"
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[bleep], what did I get myself into?
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♪
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Come on, come on, let's go ♪
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♪ It's what you waitin' for ♪
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♪ Check this ♪
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♪
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[Khloé] Mother? Dónde, Dónde está?
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It is birthday season.
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I came here to talk about Kim's birthday.
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I don't love being the birthday planner,
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but I'm a control freak
'cause I know it will get done
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the way Kim wants it done.
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How do you do this? But I don't know how
to work this.
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[Kris Jenner] That thing was so strong
and fabulous,
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but my legs were getting squished.
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[Khloé] What? Why?
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[Kris] I think I have
a circulation problem
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and I really have ringing
in my ears, constantly.
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I absolutely love my mom,
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but I feel like every other day,
every other week,
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I'm getting a text or a phone call of her
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[sighs] just complaining
about another ailment
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that's on the rise.
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Think I'm probably losing my hearing.
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Mom, stop it.
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It's very monotone
and it's very consistent
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and it never changes.
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Noice.
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It is a noise.
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- Noice.
- Oh, noice.
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And with the amount of yachts
my mom has traveled on,
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maybe she has some water stuck in her ear.
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But I have a ringing in my ears 24/7.
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Do you know that th-there is,
like, a background hum in this room?
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Well, mine goes with me
everywhere, in any room.
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That frequency, it's like
a [mimics ringing noise]
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and it doesn't stop.
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What does that mean?
Is it always gonna be there?
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Is there a solution? Is there a cure?
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I mean, there's all
these unanswered questions.
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Does it get louder?
Do you lose your hearing?
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I'm hoping that Corey
will be just as attracted to me
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when I have a hearing aid
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and I don't even have
any hair to cover it.
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Mom, well, you don't need a hearing aid.
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MJ doesn't have a hearing aid.
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- Mm-hm.
- Your mother, knockin' on 90,
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doesn't have a hearing aid,
and she's as, like--
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What? "Smart as a whip",
or what is the expression?
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Bright as a tack.
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[Khloé] What? Why is a tack bright?
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I don't know.
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[Khloé] That's not the expression.
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- Bright as a t--
- Bright as a tack.
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- [Khloé] Sharp--
- Sharp as a tack.
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- [Khloé] Yeah, I was gonna say, "What?"
- She is sharp as a tack.
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- [Khloé] Bright as a tack?
- Bright as a light, sharp as a tack.
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- [Khloé] Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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My mom is the queen of [bleep] up phrases.
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And not in a good way,
not like, "[bleep] it up!"
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Like, she's [bleep] them up.
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You can lead a horse to water.
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Do you hear that buzzing?
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- [chair buzzing]
- This?
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- Oh, right.
- Wow, you got this. I believe in you.
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Okay.
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"Eighty-five thousand people
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got rid of this
infuriating ringing noise...
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- [Scott Disick] Yello!
- ...And reclaimed their hearing."
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- I said hello!
- [Kris] Hello!
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- [Khloé] Hi.
- So, what's up, ladies?
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- Mazel.
- [kisses]
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-"A dangerous activity...
- How is it in there?
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- Fine, you gotta try this out.
-"...Happening inside a tiny part
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- ...Of my brain."
- [Khloé] But take your shoes off.
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- You'll love the foot action.
- Hello?
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"If untreated, dementia, Alzheimer's,
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"or Parkinson's could be
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- in my future."
- What did you say?
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- I can't hear.
- Let me tell you somethin'.
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You lookin' young.
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- [Kris] Really?
- [Khloé] Yeah, she is.
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The way you're hangin',
who taught you to do that?
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Is that outta, like, the cool, young book?
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I can't hear.
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- [yells] Huh?!
- Oh!
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- Your ears are fine.
- [Khloé] We'll fix it.
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Oh, God. [yelps]
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Scott, but we're gonna stop
losing weight, right?
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- You look amazing, but, like--
- Maybe, like, three more pounds?
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Three? Oof.
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But, I mean, honestly, I had no idea how
horrible it was.
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What I was doing at night.
Eating those little bread things.
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- What are they?
- Bread things?
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Kylie loves them too.
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She always keeps them in their car.
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Oh, the Hawaiian rolls.
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[Scott] Yeah, the Hawaiian rolls.
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- Scott. Are you crazy?
- The Hawaiian rolls?
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[Scott] I was pounding
a whole box of 'em a night.
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- Scott!
- Are you serious?
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I loved them,
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but I didn't realize what I was doing.
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And then I also didn't know
the whole thing about ginger ale
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- being the same as a soda.
- What?
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I know, it just seemed
like it was a soothing drink.
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So, every night
you would have a ginger ale--
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- [Scott] No! All day...
- Oh.
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- ...I would drink gingers.
- Ay.
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I was goin' through 20 gingers a day.
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- [Khloé] [gasps] What?
- Yeah.
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- [Kris] Wow.
- Oh, God.
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I don't know what's happening here.
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You're boring me.
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Let's go, Scott.
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How do I get down? Khlo?
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- [Khloé] Mother?
- [Kris] Yes, ma'am!
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[Khloé] We still need
to talk about Kim's birthday.
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- Yeah, um--
- [Scott] I'm with ya.
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So, it's about that time,
that it's birthday season--
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- For the next two months.
- It's great.
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So, Kim's is coming up,
then it's Halloween,
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then it's Kendall's, then it's Kris's.
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That's a lotta work for you.
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I'm a [bleep] control freak.
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- [Scott] You're everything, Khlo.
- Thank you.
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- You're a control freak and beautiful.
- Thank you.
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I, 100%, am a control freak,
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and I find that to be
a beautiful compliment,
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so thank you very much.
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So, I sent everyone the RSVP email.
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So, what do you got? You got her lifers.
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- Lifers. The Milan chat.
- [Scott] Same.
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- All the people who went to Milan with us.
- [in Italian accent] Milano.
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- All the siblings, all the girls.
- Cute.
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Okay, as great as this has been,
I have to go.
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I have the kids'
first hip-hop dance class.
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You're goin' to dance class today?
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[Kris] Oh, and you're going Saturday too?
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- That's ballet.
- [Kris] Oh.
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This is hip-hop.
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Well, it was lovely seeing both
of you young girls; you look great.
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Look at Kendall's Tommy Hilfiger campaign.
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She's shooting right now in her backyard.
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Isn't that cute?
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- How cute is she?
- That is so cute.
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She is quite spectacular.
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- Huh?
- Anyways.
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[Kris] I can't hear. What?
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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Shoot, it's too late
for me to get breakfast.
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It's my birthday week,
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and on top of everything
that I have going on,
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I've been called to do jury duty
and I can't get outta this one.
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Wonder what kind of, like,
O.J. Thing I can say.
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Feel like there's some
kind of O.J. Connection
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that'll get me out of jury duty.
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[chuckling] Just kidding.
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But I think it's fascinating,
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the process, and I think it's
a duty that we owe.
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I respect that, but
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it would be really hard
for me to convict someone
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knowing the conditions
that they were going in to.
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Because I don't think
that prisons are set up
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to be really rehabilitation centers.
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I would wanna serve,
but it would be hard for me
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to make that decision.
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I told my kids I'd
go to jail if I, [laughs]
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if I was late, so I had to hurry.
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Also, just, I don't have
time for this [bleep].
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I am a single mom of four, and it is wild.
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Right when I think I have two minutes just
to wash my hair,
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"Mom! [speaks gibberish]."
And they open the door to the shower.
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I almost feel like my kids have this radar
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where they know that I'm doing
something really important.
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Yeah?
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They have the Kobe shoes.
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At the mall.
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And then-- [gasps]
Don't fall, please, come on.
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You're giving me a heart attack.
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Don't mind my injured kid
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- crying in pain.
- [yelling]
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This is what they do to me.
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Thought I was gonna end
up on an episode of Snapped
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[laughs] yesterday.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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I don't know why I don't have it in me to
be super strict.
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Neither one of my parents were strict.
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Khloé is a lot better at being stricter.
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I wish I was more like that but, ya know,
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I'm just one person and it's overwhelming.
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Just how do I go about doing this all?
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These people are gonna judge me hardcore.
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[♪ "All I Need" by Maria Krauss playing]
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♪ And it just feels so right ♪
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♪ Never was the one to say ♪
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- ♪ That I'm fallin' in love ♪
- Mom?
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♪ Just for tonight ♪
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[laughs] Coming!
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♪
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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{\an8}- How are you?
- You look so pretty.
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{\an8}Thank you. Hi, Hannah!
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{\an8}So glad you guys are here.
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- Big night, big, crazy night.
- [Kendall Jenner] So excited.
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Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan.
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She's absolutely obsessed with Gerry.
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Gerry!
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She is beyond, beyond glued to the TV
every time it comes on.
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So, I asked them if they
could arrange a dinner
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with Gerry, the Golden Bachelor.
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By the way, I'm a huge fan too.
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Can't be more excited.
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Guys, he probably just got engaged.
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- I know, which good for him.
- Right?
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- I know.
- I hope he did.
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My mom, of course,
in her Kris Jenner ways,
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figured it out, pulled some strings
with Disney and Hulu,
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and got Gerry to come over for dinner,
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while the season is airing,
which is really special.
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I think that this is the most excited
I've been in a really long time.
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- So--
- Have you heard that there's a lookalike?
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Oh yeah, you know, it's like-- [laughing]
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Literally, it's you and dad.
242
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[♪ techno music playing]
243
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- Are you up to date?
- Yeah.
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♪
245
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Do we wanna know if he ends up--
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Like, we don't have to say who
or, like, don't ruin it,
247
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but like, "Are you with someone?"
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♪
249
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I kinda wanna know.
250
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[Gerry Turner]
You don't even need to knock.
251
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{\an8}- [all] Gerry!
- Well--
252
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{\an8}- [Kris] Gerry!
- Hello, everyone.
253
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{\an8}I'm Kendall.
254
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Kendall, hi. How are you?
255
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- [Kendall] Nice to meet you.
- [Hannah Cohen] Oh, my God.
256
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Nice to meet you, thank you very much.
257
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- [Gerry] Look at you!
- Hi! How are you?
258
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- Oh, my goodness. This is awesome.
- Nice to see you.
259
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Thank you very much.
260
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We are your biggest
three fans in the world--
261
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Well, and my daughters
are your biggest fans.
262
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- Stop.
- Oh, my gosh.
263
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- When I go home--
- Go home? Where's your phone?
264
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Where's your phone? We need a Facetime.
265
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- Can we Facetime somebody?
- Well, I don't know how to do that.
266
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Okay, alright. Where's their number?
267
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- Kendall, do it.
- [Kendall] Mom!
268
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Oh, who's-- What's happening?
269
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We don't wanna read,
we don't wanna read his texts.
270
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- [crosstalk]
- Okay. We don't? Maybe we do.
271
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Here we go.
272
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[Kris] Mark my words,
273
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by the end of this dinner,
274
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I will absolutely know who the winner is.
275
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Mom, should we sit down?
276
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- [laughing] This is so--
- [Kris] Yeah, sit down.
277
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- Come sit.
- This is so funny.
278
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[Kendall] Come sit.
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I can't even lie.
This feels good right now.
280
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- [Kris] So--
- So?
281
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,037
So, what's happening?
Are you enjoying your journey?
282
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- I'm havin' a ball.
- Wait, are you at the end, is it done?
283
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,541
- It is.
- Okay, Gerry.
284
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,251
- Um--
- [Kendall] I have a very serious question.
285
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,128
- No, I have a serious-- Can I ask first?
- Okay, fine, you go first.
286
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,340
- This is so fun, by the way.
- It's fun for us too.
287
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,093
Um, did you find a match?
288
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,512
Mom, I don't think he--
289
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,931
What color hair does she have?
290
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,641
[laughter]
291
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,644
Have a sip of your martini.
292
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,898
- Not us getting him drunk to find answers.
- Wait, okay, Gerry...
293
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,235
What happened in your fantasy suites?
294
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,445
I'm very happy about
the overnights because...
295
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,155
- I'm sure you are.
- [Gerry] ...You spend--
296
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,241
Yeah, but not for the reason
you're thinking.
297
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,909
- [laughter]
- It-- It's like--
298
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,578
If you spend five weeks
getting to know women,
299
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,415
yet everything you say and do is recorded.
300
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,501
- [Kendall] Mm-hm.
- Okay? You're dying to get
301
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to that overnight where you can
ask the questions without an audience.
302
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,590
I have so many questions.
303
00:11:56,590 --> 00:12:00,010
Like, I feel like this is gonna
be really, really hot tea.
304
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,929
Did "you know who" come back?
305
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,390
[Kendall] Are the names
on the back of the rose?
306
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,933
What was your favorite day?
307
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:10,104
How do you balance falling
in love with multiple women?
308
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,982
The poor guy, we're, like,
literally bombarding him.
309
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,984
Like, if they were saying like,
"I'm so in love with you,"
310
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,902
did you ever feel pressure to say it back?
311
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,697
And I'm sorry, but, like,
this is definitely an opportunity
312
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,783
that I need to take
to ask the real questions.
313
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:26,370
Gerry, how tall were they?
314
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,540
- [Kendall laughing]
- Did you have to cut anyone off?
315
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,916
- [Kendall] Cut anyone off?
- Drink-wise?
316
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,918
- [Hannah] Mm-hm.
- No. Oh no.
317
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,296
To my knowledge, none of them were heavy
drinkers, no.
318
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,089
So, Susan's not so much like you?
319
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,091
- [laughter]
- Not as much as we thought.
320
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,886
I love a good martini.
321
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,930
What's one thing you learned
about yourself from the show?
322
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,390
Oh, that's a good question.
323
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,477
- That I get emotional so easy.
- Mm.
324
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,395
Each rose ceremony was difficult.
325
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,564
- Yeah.
- It's awful.
326
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,775
- It was loss.
- [Kendall gasps]
327
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,068
See, I love how
emotionally intelligent you are.
328
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,030
I mean, that probably comes
with the age as well,
329
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,240
- but, like, it's so beautiful.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not smart,
330
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,742
- I'm just old.
- [Kendall] But no, you're--
331
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,202
- No, you are smart.
- [Kris] No, but a lot of--
332
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,704
- Trust me, a lot of us old people--
- I'm sure there's men that, yeah,
333
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,790
don't put that together at ever,
334
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,874
- you know?
- Yeah.
335
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,959
So, um, [chuckles]
336
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,961
do you think you found your person, Gerry?
337
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,799
[chuckles] And what
color eyes does she have?
338
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,218
[Kris] Yeah, does she have nice teeth?
339
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,220
- [laughing]
- Listen, we're just so happy
340
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,805
- that you're here.
- Well, thanks.
341
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:31,769
And my prayer for you is that
I hope that you found happiness
342
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,978
and some love in your life.
343
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,438
- Oh, thank you for that.
- Cheers to you, Gerry.
344
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,024
Honestly, cheers, Gerry, honestly.
345
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:42,071
It's very interesting to see
that people over the age of 50 [chuckles]
346
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,199
actually have a dating life
or want to find love again.
347
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,117
I think that's super sweet
348
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,745
and relatable to somebody my age.
349
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:53,332
I think it gives women,
of a certain age, a lot of hope.
350
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,125
Uh, I'm-- I wanna watch this episode.
351
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,962
- I'm excited.
- Well, I'm ready.
352
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,715
So, something I've been keeping to myself
and it's been really hard,
353
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,592
I saw things that I shouldn't've seen.
354
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,970
Hannah. Did you not see what I saw?
355
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,596
I saw his phone.
356
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,640
And he called her like five times.
357
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,933
I know who wins.
358
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,227
I think. I'm assuming because
359
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,729
I've seen some things
that I shouldn't've seen.
360
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,359
[softly] I saw Gerry's phone.
I know who wins.
361
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,155
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [Kendall] [softly] I know who wins.
362
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,365
[Hannah] Are you sure?
363
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,117
Hannah, she was scrolling
through his phone
364
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,577
and I saw his call log.
365
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,246
So, when my mom, I'm gonna blame it
all on my mom,
366
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,665
when my mom was, obviously, innocently
367
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,710
trying to help him find out
how to call his daughter,
368
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,504
I saw him call the girl,
like, eight times that day.
369
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,215
[producer] This is going to air
after their finale aired.
370
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,633
Yeah, their finale's, like, next week.
371
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,135
[producer] Do you wanna share with us?
372
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,053
- Who wins?
- [producer] Yeah.
373
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,430
Theresa.
374
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,098
[Crew] No!
375
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,684
- [bleep].
- [laughter]
376
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,062
I ruined the whole thing.
I didn't even mean to.
377
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,231
I'm kinda glad we know this.
378
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,943
Unless, like, he knows another woman
by this name
379
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,528
and he was calling her all day long,
380
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,363
but I don't think that's the case.
381
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,741
I saw it and I felt like I was
looking through a boyfriend's phone
382
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,326
and I saw things I shouldn't've seen.
383
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,994
Like, I was-- Like, my heart dropped.
384
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,997
I literally saw her name
and was like [gasps].
385
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,000
I had one last question to ask you
that was really important to me.
386
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,086
- Okay.
- Tell me about the hearing aids.
387
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,131
- Hm.
- Because I have been experiencing
388
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,258
- a bit of ringing in my ears.
- Mm-hm.
389
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,719
- Did you ever hear the ringing?
- Oh, oh, it was bad.
390
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:32,556
It got slowly but steadily
a little louder, a little worse.
391
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,060
So, when do you know that you're ready for
a hearing aid?
392
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,854
I think when you feel like
you're frustrated enough
393
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,066
that you're missing too much,
it'll be time to go.
394
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193
One of the things that
intrigued me about you
395
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,571
was your ability to just
talk about that, which is,
396
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,866
ya know, hard for me
to talk about at my age.
397
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,577
- I feel a little bit vulnerable.
- Everyone is different.
398
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,205
I don't feel self-conscious
about them at all.
399
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,415
I mean, it-it's ear candy, by the way,
400
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,000
- ya know?
- Oh, I like it.
401
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,710
Mom!
402
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,629
- Let's go watch the show, okay.
- The show.
403
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,130
- Enough about hearing aids.
- Yeah.
404
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,882
- Okay. We're good.
- Yeah, we can't hear it anyway.
405
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:10,636
- Mom!
- I'm coming! For God's sakes.
406
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,180
I think the message of The Golden Bachelor
407
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,474
is that everybody loves love.
408
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,185
- This is like fantasy land for me.
- Yeah, everyone get cozy.
409
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,269
- Honest to God.
- [laughter]
410
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,356
And you never stop looking for
411
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,608
that dream of being in love
412
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,194
and wanting to spend
your life with someone.
413
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,822
This is so exciting; I'm not gonna lie.
414
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,782
- You're tellin' us.
- [laughter]
415
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,866
Mom!
416
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,660
[laughter]
417
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,373
[♪ upbeat music playing]
418
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,591
{\an8}Oh, I just started thinking, like,
419
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,302
{\an8}do I need stuff for Palm Springs?
420
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,595
{\an8}Do I need stuff for--
421
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,182
Do we need glam for after you give birth,
in the hospital?
422
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,644
Yes. My mom would always
get glam before giving birth.
423
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980
She was-- She wasn't even famous.
424
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,481
[laughter]
425
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,192
Today, I am shooting
with the Morelli Brothers.
426
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,696
My doctors gave me very specific,
427
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,323
strict orders of how to do this shoot.
428
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,160
I'm allowed to shoot for two hours, tops.
429
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,955
And we made sure that it was
10 minutes away from the house
430
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,500
and can stop at any time
if I'm not feeling up to it.
431
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,545
- [Kris] Hi!
- What are you doing here?
432
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,839
I came to check on you and surprise you...
433
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,758
- Well, that's nice.
- ...And see how the boys were doing.
434
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,302
- How are you feeling?
- I feel good.
435
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,637
- I, um--
- Is this a heating pad?
436
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,681
- No.
- No, it's a radiation blanket,
437
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,060
- so it protects from my computer.
- Oh.
438
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,311
Of course, you have a radiation blanket.
439
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,604
Actually, I have-- And my phone.
440
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,107
And then, this is a radiation case
and a radiation sticker.
441
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,360
Wow, I have a feeling
that after this next week,
442
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,447
- you're gonna be on bedrest.
- No, I am on bedrest.
443
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,115
I know, but I mean, even--
444
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,826
Like, you won't be here
trying to do this or that.
445
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,079
I'm, like, 70% on bedrest...
446
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,914
- [Kris] Mm-hm.
- ...And my doctor gave a note,
447
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,125
Like, I have to be sitting
or laying for the shoot.
448
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,504
I could stand only
for 20 minutes at a time.
449
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,630
Oh, right.
450
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,132
But they also don't
want me on full bedrest
451
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,717
'cause they want me to walk around
452
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,385
- and not get clots.
- [Kris] Yeah.
453
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,346
Wait, what is this Erewhon drink?
454
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,972
[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
You wanna try it?
455
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,724
- [Kris] Oh, okay.
- [Kourtney] Whenever I feel like
456
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,727
I'm getting sick, I literally have
it as my meal...
457
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,229
- [Kris] Mm-hm.
- ...And I don't get sick.
458
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,315
Oh, would somebody text Matt that fact?
459
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,692
'Cause he's not feeling well. Thank you.
460
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:34,696
And he hasn't been at home
in 12 years, so he must be sick.
461
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,909
Mix it up. Sometimes it gets really hard.
462
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,829
Alright, I'm gonna go
in my office for a little bit.
463
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,122
- [Kourtney] Here?
- Uh-huh.
464
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,415
Do you actually, like, work there?
465
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,501
Yeah. Several times a week...
466
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,711
- Mm.
- ...My angel.
467
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,256
- Nice.
- Yeah, that's what I do.
468
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,174
I didn't know that you come here...
469
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,176
- Yeah. Mm-hm.
- ...And actually do it.
470
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,011
I thought it was just an office for show.
471
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,930
Well, I wasn't coming today,
472
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,057
but I came here today to see you.
473
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:05,060
- Well, thank you for checking on me.
- [Kris] Of course.
474
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,770
Cheers, Mother.
475
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,273
[Kris] To us...
476
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,192
And Little Baby Barker.
477
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,485
Yep.
478
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,947
The last time I was pregnant
was nine years ago,
479
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,782
um, so I was 35.
480
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:23,871
And in this pregnancy,
the doctors are more cautious,
481
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,583
- but I feel exactly the same.
- [producer] Wow.
482
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,626
I'm an ageless wonder.
483
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,588
{\an8}- How are you feeling?
- [Kourtney] Saving my energy for our--
484
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,007
{\an8}- Bandana looks great.
- Okay, good.
485
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,093
- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, I love the choker.
486
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,386
- Yeah.
- Should we do this?
487
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,470
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
488
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,763
Okay, thank you.
489
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,183
I'm not allowed to use my stomach muscles.
490
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,187
I feel really good, but I just have to
be super careful.
491
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,813
Like, I can't twist.
492
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,192
I have a whole list of things I can't do.
493
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,360
You can, you can just lean on one side.
494
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,487
We'll make it work. I love that.
495
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,989
[Alessandro Morelli] Yeah, it's beautiful.
496
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,992
This is gorgeous, beautiful.
497
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,495
I love that we see all the, like,
details and different, like, elements.
498
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,080
It's cool in black and white.
499
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,498
I love this vibe.
500
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,209
[Leah Darcy] Such good energy.
501
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,669
How was your show, baby?
502
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,214
It was good.
503
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,174
How is my baby's thumbs?
504
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,425
Oh, my gosh.
505
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,177
It hurts so much.
506
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,261
Crazy.
507
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,096
Travis has been on tour.
508
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,683
The third trimester, I just haven't been
able to travel.
509
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,310
[Producer] Baby's staying in there.
510
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,563
The baby is-- He is waiting for his daddy.
511
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,441
And we have conversations all the time.
512
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,193
I love you.
513
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,861
Like, you're good, you're happy,
514
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,112
you're growing in there.
515
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,572
You're healthy, safe.
516
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,491
Yay! I'm gonna change.
517
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,243
[Alessandro] Yeah, this is great.
518
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,662
[♪ upbeat music playing]
519
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,288
♪ Woo ♪
520
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:53,001
- ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪
- [indistinct chatter]
521
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,003
[Kourtney] I have a scar from my surgery
522
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,214
where they went into my amniotic sack.
523
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,759
So, I'm like a fragile, little egg.
524
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,844
♪ H to the hello ♪
525
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,847
So [bleep] good, you guys.
526
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,934
And I love the black and white.
527
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,312
[indistinct chatter]
528
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,397
Such a vibe.
529
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,275
So good. Thanks, you guys.
530
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,818
[Producer] Kourt, how are you feeling?
531
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,361
I feel exhausted.
532
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,238
I think they have everything they need.
533
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,532
- I'm getting, like, tight...
- [Alessandro] Yeah.
534
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,952
- and, like, I feel like it's time.
- [crosstalk]
535
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,704
He's done.
536
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,831
You were-- You both were a rockstar.
537
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,125
About an hour and a half
and did two looks,
538
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,461
and then, ya know,
we talked about doing three,
539
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,215
and I just said, "Let me see how my
body's feeling."
540
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:43,885
And once I laid down,
I just felt like, "That's it.
541
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,178
I'm gonna listen to my body."
542
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,055
There's no reason to push this.
543
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,268
Obviously, my health and the baby's health
comes first.
544
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,270
- Hey, Mom.
- [Kris] Did you get enough?
545
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,480
- [speaker] Yes.
- We got such good looks.
546
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,317
'Cause I could sit in there
and be, like, a body double...
547
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,985
- [Kourtney] You could.
- ...And you'd never know.
548
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,571
I'll put a wig on... And a big pillow.
549
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,865
I could put that pillow right here.
550
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:10,245
And I, I am a professional
pregnant person...
551
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,914
With lots of experience.
552
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,500
Are you sad that
you'll never be pregnant again?
553
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,793
Don't make me cry.
554
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,880
Pregnancy was my most
beautiful experience,
555
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,507
- especially my first one.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
556
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:26,428
- My little pepper.
- [Kourtney] Pepper?
557
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,514
Oh yeah, you turned out really spicy.
I wasn't counting on that.
558
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,059
I'm an Aries, I'm a spice.
559
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,602
Mm-hm.
560
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:38,648
[♪ upbeat music playing]
561
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,235
Day three.
562
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,488
And I'm still in jury duty.
563
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,282
Tired already, but,
like, I gotta get outta this.
564
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,367
Tomorrow's my birthday.
565
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,078
Still haven't been excused,
and honestly, I have no idea
566
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,204
why they would wanna keep me
567
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:55,457
just knowing how public I've been
about my empathy towards
568
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,209
the defendant's situation.
569
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,294
[motorcycle revving]
570
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,590
Hey, can I vent for one sec?
571
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,510
It's been an extra troubling week...
572
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,011
To where I was like,
573
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,180
"I just can't do it anymore.
574
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,058
I just need to get away."
575
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,436
Anything in the home
is just a little chaotic right now.
576
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,313
Oh, my God, no, what I wanted to say was
577
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,524
that I had a Zoom interview at the house
578
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:24,194
with all my kids there,
banging on the door, just screaming.
579
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,489
And I was literally hiding
in a bathroom with the door locked.
580
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,324
I was just like, "I can't believe this."
581
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,494
I mean, I can believe it,
but that's, like, my biggest nightmare.
582
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,288
Sometimes it gets just,
like, a little intense.
583
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,041
I wanna be more strict like Khloé,
584
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:43,588
but I don't know why I have
a hard time just saying, "No is no."
585
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,509
I think I also don't wanna deal
with the whining and the tears
586
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,261
of not getting their way.
587
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,221
I'm open to anything at this point
588
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,181
'cause I can't live like this.
589
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:56,518
Like, I had had it
'cause I ran out of my patience.
590
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,813
And that's what, like, my superpower was,
calm and patient.
591
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,942
They know when to con me
and when to throw the little, ya know,
592
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,986
start with the tears so that I'm like,
593
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,238
"Stop, stop, sure. Take an ipad."
594
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,406
Ya know, "Just stop."
595
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,824
I just have to be like,
596
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,576
"I don't care if you're
gonna throw a tantrum
597
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,244
"in front of everyone right now.
598
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,328
The answer's no."
599
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:19,207
But I don't have that support
600
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,251
and that really sucks.
601
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,795
And I know I have to, like,
get it together.
602
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,797
You know, I'll always be there for my kids
603
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,800
and I will ride out anything with them.
604
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,512
But to say that it doesn't take
an emotional toll sometimes
605
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:33,597
would be lying.
606
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,809
Yeah, it's been so hard
for me this week, in that area.
607
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:41,605
Managing four kids in a household
when they're, like, not getting along
608
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,816
and they all want different things,
and I'm only one person.
609
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,526
This always shuts them up.
610
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,028
I always say, "Okay, guys,
611
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:51,198
"do you want me to just
cut myself in half or in fours
612
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,074
and a part will go with you,
a part will go with you."
613
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,620
And they, like, look at me like,
"No, don't ever do that!"
614
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,455
- [♪ intense music plays]
- And I'm like, "Okay,
615
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,998
"well, that's the only option.
616
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,585
If you all want me at the same
exact time, we've gotta chill."
617
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,879
Like, I'll put everyone
to bed at a different time.
618
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,464
We have to space this out.
619
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,175
I took her phone, and after a day,
I gave it to her.
620
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:14,054
I'm such a pushover,
but I took it for 24 hours.
621
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,265
But I gotta go. So, I gotta jump out.
622
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,558
But I'll call you.
623
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,436
[♪ upbeat music playing]
624
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,399
♪ So hot, I could moonwalk it ♪
625
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:29,569
♪ Good times, good times, baby ♪
626
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,656
{\an8}♪ Good life, it's a good life, baby ♪
627
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,575
{\an8}♪
628
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:39,287
♪ Stay up, no, we ain't sleepin' ♪
629
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,374
- [Scott] Whoa, that's a serious outfit.
- Whoa!
630
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,834
- [Scott] Oh, my God.
- Hello.
631
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,253
[Scott] Where are ya headin'?
632
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,255
That's what I said;
we're in two different climates.
633
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,340
- I know.
- This is like two different atmospheres.
634
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,591
- [Kris] Mm-hm.
- Hi.
635
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,593
[Khloé] Mom is in the movie
Terminator right now.
636
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:56,263
- Is this Kylie's new line?
- [Kris] It's so nice.
637
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,765
[Kris] Khloé and I are going
to visit Scott today
638
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:01,017
to meet Penelope's new dog.
639
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,936
And I can't wait to meet...
640
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,814
Her or him, not sure.
641
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,109
{\an8}- [Khloé gasps]
- Oh, my gosh, P.
642
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,569
{\an8}Come here with that.
643
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,196
{\an8}- Aww!
- She nibbles, though.
644
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,115
{\an8}- Oh, do you nibble?
- [Scott] Well, she's, li--
645
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,616
{\an8}- She's teething a little...
- Hi.
646
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,660
- ...But she's very nice little dog.
- Hi.
647
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,621
[gasps] She's so cute.
648
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,790
[gasps] She's so cute.
649
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,085
- [Khloé] Oh, forget it.
- Oh, you're taking my puppy?
650
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,795
Mom, you don't even like animals.
651
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,006
You're so mean to me.
652
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,925
- Oh, my goodness.
- Dude, that thing is ridiculous.
653
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,635
Hi, mama.
654
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,723
Oh, sh--
655
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,057
[Scott] You just dropped the thing?
656
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,517
I thought it was bigger than it was.
657
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,477
- Mom, you're really skinny.
- [Scott] Yeah.
658
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,354
- Oh, thank you.
- And, Scott, you look good.
659
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,189
[Scott] I still haven't found
a girlfriend.
660
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,358
- You still haven't?
- [Scott] Have you found a boyfriend?
661
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,526
- No.
- [Scott] Or gone on a date?
662
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,279
- How do we do this?
- I don't want to.
663
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,448
Once I'm done with the kids at nine,
664
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,993
I have limited time.
I have to be up at 4:30.
665
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,787
9:00 p.M. To 4:30 a.M., That's my time.
666
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,956
I'm not sharing it with a man.
667
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,334
I'm not sharing my TV.
I'm not sharing my bed.
668
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,128
Is there any, like, hope for Tristan
669
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,631
- or is that just, like--
- No, no.
670
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,800
Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
This is life.
671
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,597
Like, we all gotta grow up and move on.
672
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,891
Think that door's closed?
673
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,434
[Khloé] Scott.
674
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,936
- [♪ intense music playing]
- Ugh.
675
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,230
- Like, the door's closed.
- [Scott] Got it.
676
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,733
♪
677
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,823
That's great that you're,
like, super friendly.
678
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,576
- Yeah, I'm not-- What am I--
- [Scott] No, I'm--
679
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,078
What am I gonna be a monster for?
680
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:47,248
I feel like everyone
has been really judgy about
681
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:50,627
how I spend my time
because I'm not dating.
682
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,129
'Cause I stopped dating Tristan
when Tatum was in utero.
683
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:56,257
So, I don't know, two and a half years
or something of not dating
684
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:57,926
is not that crazy
685
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,594
- Good for the kids...
- It's good for the kids...
686
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,596
- ...But it is probably hard for both...
- ...But what about me?
687
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:02,847
...Of you to date then.
688
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,683
Why would it be hard for me to date?
689
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,643
I do love that it's good for the kids,
690
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,728
but now that he's in Cleveland,
691
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,439
this is really, really healthy for us.
692
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,191
'Cause when Tristan was next door,
693
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,484
he still was always over.
694
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,152
He's like,
"I wanna put the kids to sleep."
695
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,654
Like, he loved the routine,
696
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,572
and I was almost like, "[bleep]."
697
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,450
If my ex or my kids' mom lived
698
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,536
- two houses down--
- [Khloé] If he wanted to torture himself,
699
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,955
- that's on him.
- Right, yeah, that would be, like--
700
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,290
You wanna see all these men
pullin' up to my house?
701
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,251
- That's your problem.
- Wait, what-- Are--
702
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,544
I thought you don't wanna do that.
703
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,920
Not right now, that's what I'm saying.
704
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,004
[Scott] What? But you're gonna?
705
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,464
Eventually in life.
706
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,675
- Wait, so--
- [Khloé] You think I'm just gonna be
707
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,719
- celibate for the rest of my life?
- [Scott] I don't-- Well--
708
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,470
- I feel like we both are.
- Forever?
709
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:43,888
I don't know. I mean, it's--
710
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,056
With all these kids running around...
711
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,558
[Khloé] I'm thinking for the next, like--
712
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,017
- ...It's not, like, so sexy.
- [Khloé] I'm exhausted.
713
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,811
I don't want anything.
714
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,855
I actually just want to lay in bed,
715
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,982
watch my shows, decompress,
716
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,066
get up, do my worko--
717
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,609
Like, I don't want anyone
stopping my routine.
718
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,194
[Scott] Right. You're comfortable.
719
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,446
[Khloé] I'm in my, I'm in my rhythm.
720
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,614
Let's just say, I'm dating.
721
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,950
I have no idea how you're supposed
to date when you have kids
722
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:07,912
because I'm not bringing you
to my home where my kids are.
723
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,956
And I'm not goin' to your home
where you're gonna chop me up
724
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,207
in your basement and kill me.
725
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,627
And I'm also not going
to a public restaurant or space
726
00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:15,879
where people could take pictures
727
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,922
and you're gonna be another
notch on my belt
728
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,383
in the public's eyes.
I don't [bleep] think so.
729
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,052
But it would be nice
to grow old with somebody.
730
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,518
[♪ upbeat music playing]
731
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,150
♪ The best is yet to come ♪
732
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,362
- [receptionist] Welcome.
- [Kris] Thank you.
733
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,073
Kendall, remember when we asked
Gerry about the hearing aids?
734
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:45,909
[Kendall] Yes.
735
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,702
You're-- That's what you're doing today?
736
00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,245
Uh, well, I'm checking my hearing
737
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:50,789
'cause my ears are ringing.
738
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,708
- Swear? I didn't know that about you.
- Yeah. Kendall.
739
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,168
I didn't know your ears were ringing.
740
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,295
They're ringing, I can't hear.
741
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,590
Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear that.
742
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,092
- What?
- [Kendall] Come on, Mom.
743
00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:07,055
I'm here at the ear doctor
and I'm a little bit nervous.
744
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,556
I think after talking to Gerry,
745
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:11,893
I feel a little more relieved
and calm about the process.
746
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,729
But Kim's birthday's
coming up and I'm wondering,
747
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,439
"Do I have to wear a hearing aid
748
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,858
"for the first time to Kim's party?
749
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,777
What's that gonna look like?"
750
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,862
Oh, my gosh, Scott.
751
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,990
- Hello, hello.
- Oh! It's a big party today.
752
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,117
- It's a small room for her.
- Huh?
753
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,410
- How are ya?
- Mwah.
754
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,412
- I'm, um, I'm good.
- [Dr. Nasseri] Hello.
755
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,914
{\an8}- [Kris] Hello.
- Hi, Kris.
756
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,332
{\an8}- How are you doin'?
- [Kris] How are you?
757
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,417
{\an8}- Hey, how are you?
- [Kris] You know Kenny.
758
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,419
- Nice new office.
- [Dr. Nasseri] What's goin' on?.
759
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,712
Tell me. How is the hearing?
760
00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,172
Are we makin' progress?
761
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,424
Not really. Can't really hear.
762
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,552
And also, I don't know if anybody else
763
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,220
has complained about this or--
764
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,389
- I know you're ear, nose, and throat.
- [Dr. Nasseri] Throat.
765
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:52,016
So, I was just wanting you
to take a look at my
766
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,434
- throat.
- [Dr. Nasseri] Okay. Okay.
767
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,020
I think my mom's definitely
a bit of a hypochondriac,
768
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,064
but I also think
she's just really dramatic.
769
00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,483
No, I'm not a hypochondriac.
770
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,528
My mom can definitely be a hypochondriac.
771
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,155
My mom is definitely a hypochondriac.
772
00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:08,741
What do they know? They don't
even pronounce it right.
773
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:12,161
Hypochondriac, there's no "t".
774
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,496
And Kendall is too.
775
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,789
Her, Kendall, and Kylie.
776
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,208
I will fully own
that I am a hypochondriac.
777
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,044
Kendall definitely is.
I'm, like, a close second.
778
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,547
Last night I actually felt
like I needed an inhaler.
779
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,965
- Right.
- [Scott] Maybe it was RSV.
780
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,634
And I'm just-- I just cough all day,
for 30 days.
781
00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:28,011
[Scott] I haven't heard you cough once.
782
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,138
I just think I should get
swabbed or something.
783
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,182
Anytime somebody has some sort of ailment,
784
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,351
it definitely sleeps on to her.
785
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,854
- Say, "Eh."
- Eh.
786
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:39,147
Good.
787
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,441
Let's do another hearing test
and let's see where we were
788
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,984
- compared to before.
- Okay.
789
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,903
[Kendall] When I was a kid,
I went to my orthodontist.
790
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,322
I'm like, "Just give me braces.
I really want 'em."
791
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,240
I feel like that's my mom
with a hearing aid.
792
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,284
She just randomly really wants it.
793
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,578
Her back, her knee,
she had a hip replacement.
794
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,204
She loves to play up
795
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,665
only when it's time for her to do
something she doesn't wanna do.
796
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,293
Get the word right and then we'll talk.
797
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,755
[Dr. Nasseri] You were nowhere
close to anything that needs
798
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,298
any kind of aiding.
799
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,133
- You're perfect.
- Oh, that's good.
800
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,302
This is where we kinda
ruin your life a little bit.
801
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,470
- You ready?
- Okay.
802
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,598
So... If it tastes good, spit it out.
803
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,391
- So, carbonation.
- Oh.
804
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,977
- I don't drink anything carbonated.
- Caffeine.
805
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,146
- No caffeine?
- Onion, garlic.
806
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,481
- No onion?
- Mint.
807
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:23,066
- [Kris] What?
- [Scott] Wine?
808
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,318
[Dr. Nasseri] No alcohol,
which you really don't drink.
809
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,486
And then cheese.
810
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,696
All those things stimulate the inner ear
811
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:30,073
to hear more tinnitus.
812
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,618
- Ah.
- Let's see how you do on your ear diet.
813
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,120
I'm really happy
I don't need a hearing aid.
814
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,623
I was kind of looking forward
to tuning out the kids,
815
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,416
but that would've been fun for a while.
816
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,709
[Scott] You got the headphones for that.
817
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,211
[Kris] Yeah, I'll be fine.
818
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,671
- You'll be chillin'.
- Yeah.
819
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,090
Not to toot my own horn, but I was right.
820
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,801
She does not need a hearing aid.
821
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,346
I mean, she picks and chooses
when these ailments come alive.
822
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,306
'Cause other than that, she is skipping
823
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,475
and drinkin' and livin' life.
824
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,227
I'll just point that out.
825
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,146
- No hearing aid today. I'm very happy.
- [Dr. Nasseri] Never.
826
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:05,149
- Not for at least 15 to 20 years.
- [Kris] Okay.
827
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,859
Thank you, Doctor.
828
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:11,114
[♪ upbeat music playing]
829
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,080
- [Khloé] Come on in!
- [horn beeping]
830
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,165
- Oh, I'm here.
- [Tatum yelling]
831
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:24,544
Oh, your foot, mama. Your knee.
832
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:27,296
{\an8}Andrew taught Tatum
how to say "guncle" today.
833
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,465
{\an8}'Cause he keeps calling me "Dad"...
834
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,092
- [laughter]
- because I guess I look
835
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,428
like a basketball player,
but I was like, "No, guncle."
836
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:36,180
And he literally just goes,
"Guncle." He's only one.
837
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,725
He literally said guncle.
I'm so proud of him.
838
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,227
Tonight is Kim's birthday party,
839
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,063
this beautiful dinner that I'm throwing
840
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,567
and it's all Kimberly's
aesthetic and vibe.
841
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,319
Kim better not be 12 hours late today.
842
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,240
Last year, she was
definitely over an hour... Late.
843
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,036
- That was just at her office, I thought.
- My point exactly.
844
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,620
[Facetime ringing]
845
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,497
- Hi! So, I was calling--
- [Kim] [over phone] Hi.
846
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,332
[Khloé] First of all, you look gorgeous.
847
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,668
Oh, thanks. I have to touch up.
I got ready at 11.
848
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,796
- Oh, you look gorg.
- Now, are we going together?
849
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,090
Sure, I was going with Mom.
850
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,926
- Can you guys pick me up?
- Yeah, I'll talk to Mom.
851
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:16,220
So, what time realistically
are you thinking of going?
852
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,638
'Cause that's what I was calling to see
853
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:20,683
since last year you were
definitely not on time.
854
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,769
And you know how Kris is.
855
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:26,481
I was gonna leave in, like,
an hour, 7:15 latest.
856
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,274
Okay, I can work with that.
857
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,234
[Kim] This is what annoyed me with Khloé.
858
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,986
I love a punctual person,
859
00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,781
but it's just, like, a little ridiculous.
860
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,491
Why do you need to be rigid
861
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,160
about a schedule on my birthday?
862
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,871
I am a rigid [bleep].
863
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,000
- Hi.
- Hi.
864
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,462
Um, Kim was asking
if we could pick her up.
865
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,799
- Okay, but we'll never get there.
- [chuckling]
866
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,842
- I know.
- Like, we might get there on Tuesday.
867
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:58,304
She said the latest she would--
was getting in the car was 7:15,
868
00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,597
you believe her?
869
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:03,601
No, but it's her party,
so I guess we could--
870
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,395
I have to be on time.
I'm the one throwing it.
871
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,606
Oh, okay.
872
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,483
So, are we picking her up or not?
873
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,777
Just-- I need to prepare
myself mentally, emotionally,
874
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,654
physically, and spiritually.
875
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,322
[Producer] You're picking her up.
876
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,533
Probably only did that
'cause I was on camera.
877
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,993
[Kris/crew laughing]
878
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,287
- You're such a cutie.
- [Khloé] You're so cute.
879
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:28,084
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [Andrew Fitzsimons] [whistles] Yes!
880
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,128
- [horn beeping]
- [Tatum babbling]
881
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,587
Wow, he's a good driver.
882
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,924
- Oops.
- [Andrew] Oop. You okay?
883
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,509
Bye-bye.
884
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,594
♪
885
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,891
- You look beautiful.
- You look beautiful.
886
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,813
True was like,
"Who's gonna put me to sleep?"
887
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,898
I'm like, "True,
Roya's gonna put you to sleep."
888
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,151
She's like, "Who's gonna say my prayers?"
889
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,443
I'm like, "Roya."
890
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,864
Well, maybe if you show me
the routine and I memorize it
891
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:01,534
- and practice and then audition--
- Mom, my nanny has been here
892
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,785
over a year.
893
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:04,203
This is her first time
putting her to sleep
894
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:07,248
- 'cause I'm such a lunatic.
- Yeah, you are.
895
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,333
Ya know.
896
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,960
'Kay.
897
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,379
Oh, my God, everyone in my family
898
00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,339
shames my schedule, everyone.
899
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,133
But I just don't care.
900
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,427
[♪ upbeat music playing]
901
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,013
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
902
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,599
- [Khloé] Oh, just a little red dress.
- Dress.
903
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,726
- Oh yeah.
- What is happening?
904
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,313
- Talk about a birthday suit!
- Oh yeah.
905
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,023
You better [bleep] it up.
906
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,858
♪
907
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,652
Wanna open your birthday pres?
908
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,487
[Kim] Hell yeah, I wanna open it.
909
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,239
"Keeks."
910
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,783
Don't you hate when you leave
the house and
911
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,577
forget to say goodbye to your kids?
912
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,995
I just forgot.
913
00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:47,788
- [Kris] I've left a...
- I've never done that.
914
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,874
...Christmas tree lot and forgot to bring
them with me.
915
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,043
What? That's wild.
916
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,003
Went to go buy a Christmas tree.
917
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:57,340
I think Kendall and Kylie were,
like, four and five
918
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,425
and they were running up and down
919
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:03,346
and I thought their dad
was watching the kids
920
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,766
and he thought I was watching
the kids because we met there.
921
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,726
I thought he was taking the kids back
922
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,978
and he thought I was taking the kids back.
923
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,689
So, we both left in our own cars
924
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:16,192
and the kids never made it home.
925
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,402
So, yeah, they were okay.
926
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,404
They were playing
on the Christmas tree lot
927
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:24,075
waiting for us to realize
that we left them there.
928
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:28,204
Wait, I have to call Kourtney.
I told her to watch this show.
929
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,122
- The naked show?
- [Kim] Yeah.
930
00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:32,375
{\an8}- [Kourtney] [over phone] Hi.
- Are you watching?
931
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,044
{\an8}[Kourtney] Yeah, we paused it.
We got through the first round.
932
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,255
{\an8}-It's so crazy.
- [Kris] What are you guys watching?
933
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,257
- Mom, it's--
- It's called Naked Attraction.
934
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,716
- Oh.
- [Kim] It's a dating show...
935
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:42,176
[Kim/Khloé] But they're butt naked.
936
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:45,388
They're judging people,
vagina, penis, naked.
937
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:47,640
Like, way too naked for me.
938
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,475
And they judge you on your, like...
939
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,519
- [Khloé] Aesthetics.
- ...Actual disgusting wieners.
940
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,438
- Or vaginas!
- [Kourtney] Or people that don't
941
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,190
shave their vaginas.
942
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,068
Like, I didn't know vaginas
could look like that.
943
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,487
Well, enjoy, guys.
944
00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,322
[Kourtney] Alright,
have so much fun tonight.
945
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:04,532
Thank you.
946
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,242
[Kourtney] And happy almost birthday.
947
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,410
Thank you.
948
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:08,703
[Kourtney] Okay, call me tomorrow.
949
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,912
Okay, bye. I love you.
950
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,122
[Kourtney] Okay, bye. I love you.
951
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,874
Guys go from one subject to the next
952
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:16,043
with such dramatic transition.
953
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,337
Guys, we're really early now.
954
00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:24,218
We're not really early, Kim.
We're eight minutes early.
955
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:32,977
[♪ upbeat music playing]
956
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,021
{\an8}[cameras clicking]
957
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,733
{\an8}I'm going this way? Okay. Thank you, guys.
958
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,445
♪
959
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:53,247
[greeting each other]
960
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:58,002
Look at the 818. The bar is beautiful.
961
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,047
- What is this?
- It's an espresso martini.
962
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,340
[Kris] Oh, hell yeah.
963
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,633
♪
964
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,719
I'm actually working right now.
965
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,221
I just shot a campaign.
966
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,475
My Bottega campaigns are all
paparazzi photos.
967
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,603
So I just literally shot a
campaign and walked in.
968
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,897
- What an amazing life you live.
- She's like, "I'm not kidding."
969
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,065
{\an8}Yeah.
970
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,485
{\an8}[camera clicking]
971
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,614
Thank you.
972
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,324
It makes me feel so good
973
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,992
that everyone wanted to come out
974
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,411
and celebrate and have dinner with us.
975
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,205
{\an8}Welcome to 43.
976
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,290
You look gorgeous. Look at this dress.
977
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,793
So, tonight, I just wanna
celebrate with my girls
978
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,670
and I think all of us
just need that sometimes.
979
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,881
I'm gonna get my little drinkie-poo.
980
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:47,676
This week in particular
has been complete chaos.
981
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,638
{\an8}- [greeting each other]
- But, honestly, I wouldn't be here
982
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,723
if it wasn't for my friends.
983
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:56,394
Like, I have the best friends
and they're super supportive.
984
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,105
I think that's probably why
I've never seen a therapist
985
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:02,066
is because I have the best friends
in the entire world
986
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,651
and they mean everything to me.
987
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:07,738
Guys, wait... My camera does
not know who all the lifers are.
988
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,449
- Allison.
- [laughs] Simone.
989
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:12,076
- Lindsay.
- Kim.
990
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,536
- Sarah.
- Zoe.
991
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,247
- Ashley.
- These are officially the lifers
992
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,791
that I talk about all the time.
993
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:22,962
{\an8}I always say I hit the jackpot
in the friends' department.
994
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,130
{\an8}I'm so happy you came.
995
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:27,591
{\an8}Spending my 43rd birthday
with all the girls
996
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,052
{\an8}that inspire me and motivate me
997
00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:31,804
is just really special.
998
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,723
[Kris] There's different
versions of masks of you.
999
00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:38,102
- How cute! How funny.
- [laughter]
1000
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,395
[Khloé] [muffled] Kimberly!
1001
00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:40,771
[Kim] Oh. [chuckles]
1002
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,983
Okay, everybody, woo-hoo!
1003
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,318
I just wanna thank everybody
for coming tonight
1004
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:51,073
to celebrate Kim,
her 43rd year on this planet.
1005
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:54,368
- And, um, I fell in love with you...
- Oh, come on.
1006
00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:56,454
- Don't cry.
- ...The moment we met...
1007
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:59,790
And I have been obsessed
with you ever since.
1008
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,208
- And you too.
- Thank you.
1009
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,211
And I just wanna say that
it's such a special night
1010
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,672
when you can look at all of
these beautiful faces
1011
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,550
and see all of your
old friends, new friends,
1012
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,719
- means so much--
- Can I chime in for one sec?
1013
00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:15,139
I'm not done yet.
It means s-so much to Kim
1014
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,474
- [laughter]
- that you guys are here
1015
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,017
and I love you all
and thank you for coming.
1016
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,144
- What would you like to say?
- I just wanted to say--
1017
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,688
Kimberly, stand up and show off that body!
1018
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,775
- [crowd cheering]
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.
1019
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:30,613
So, all of you here,
whether you're my lifers
1020
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,782
- that I've known my whole life or--
- [Khloé] Or my dayers.
1021
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,826
My-- [chuckles] Yes.
1022
00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,120
- You're all my ride or dies.
- [Khloé] Oh, sorry.
1023
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,290
- I trust all of you.
- [Khloé] I'll be quiet.
1024
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:45,794
At least everyone here has known one crazy
secret about me
1025
00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:48,881
- and it's never gotten out, so...
- And vice versa and vice versa.
1026
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,051
...This is the group
And here's to another year
1027
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:55,346
- of keeping my secrets.
- [crowd cheering]
1028
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,140
- Where the [bleep] is Kylie?
- [Kim] Take Kylie's seat,
1029
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,475
she'll never show up.
1030
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:02,520
In Kylie fashion,
she'll be here in three hours.
1031
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:06,440
[♪ classical music playing]
1032
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:14,740
Oh, she's arrived. Oh, she's arrived.
1033
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:16,200
[crowd cheering]
1034
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,579
I had a photoshoot. I'm not
just late, because I'm late.
1035
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,164
- [Kris] Hi, baby.
- Happy birthday.
1036
00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:25,042
I wasn't late tonight for no reason.
1037
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:28,212
I had my Interview Magazine cover shoot,
1038
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:32,883
and I'm exhausted... But I'm here.
1039
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:36,136
So, now the party can start.
1040
00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:39,348
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- Should we get a sister pic now?
1041
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:43,018
- [indistinct chatter]
- Khloé! Khlo!
1042
00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:45,479
- You wanna be a sister?
- [Kris] Yeah.
1043
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,898
Kylie comes an hour late, but listen,
1044
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,984
she's the fireworks
at the end of the night.
1045
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,278
You always look forward to her.
1046
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:55,072
You have to accept people
for who they are.
1047
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,033
And I wish people
would accept me for who I was.
1048
00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:02,538
And that's a punctual... Rigid person.
1049
00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:04,707
You look so pretty.
1050
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,917
- [greeting each other]
- You look beautiful.
1051
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,711
[Khloé] No, that's you.
1052
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,046
What is my wish for me this year?
1053
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:14,008
- [♪ inspirational music playing]
- Sister photo.
1054
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,302
Mm, I think I have all--
1055
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,680
I think I have everything
I could possibly want and need.
1056
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,350
Think I've gotten there,
and that I have a feeling, like,
1057
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:24,935
I know what's really important in life.
1058
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:29,565
I know that being present
in the moment is everything.
1059
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,984
♪
1060
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:34,069
[crowd cheering]
1061
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:36,530
Yeah!
1062
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:40,284
And there's no place
I'd rather be tonight.
1063
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,540
{\an8}Next on, The Kardashians.
1064
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,335
{\an8}It's glitzy and glam.
1065
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,337
Oh, my God, it looks so good.
1066
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,505
I wanna have another baby.
1067
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,882
With who?
1068
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:59,094
Oh, a sperm bank. Oh yeah.
1069
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,679
I'll try anything once.
1070
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,181
Something gonna splash on us?
1071
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,265
- Nope.
- Okay.
1072
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,684
Having four is hard,
and you have a lot going on.
1073
00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:07,186
I'm gonna get my shit together
1074
00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,271
and I am gonna be a
[bleep] drill sergeant.
1075
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,065
Like, Khloé is so tough.
1076
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,483
Have you talked to her about this?
1077
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,985
No, because she's just very judgmental.
1078
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,279
[♪ intense music playing]
1079
00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:20,366
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1080
00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:37,299
♪
1081
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,115
[Producer] Do you think Gerry's flirting
with your mom?
1082
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,034
Yes. He, like, was commenting her smile
1083
00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:05,953
and her eyes and her energy.
1084
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,289
I'm like, "I think we should leave."
Like, I don't know.
1085
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:12,084
Hey, Gerry, I've got a boyfriend, 'kay?
1086
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,794
[laughing]
1087
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,296
Oh, Lord.
1088
00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:21,301
[bell tolls]