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{\an8}Previously on The Kardashians...
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We all wanna congratulate
Kourtney and Travis.
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We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky.
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Oh.... announced the name.
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I don't think you were
supposed to say-- Baby!
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Tonight is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
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You were really, really
good. They called me and were like,
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"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"
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So, last year, I made
a commitment to myself
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that I was gonna slow down.
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I was [bleep] lying to myself.
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Is there any, like, hope for Tristan
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- or is that just, like--
- No. No.
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Everyone has been really judgy
about how I spend my time
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because I'm not dating.
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I'm a [bleep] control freak.
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Tonight is Kim's birthday party.
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Kim better not be 12 hours late today.
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Last year, she was
definitely over an hour.
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Khloé is unbearable these days.
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I'm not in the mood to deal.
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She needs to get out and live her life.
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Kimberly! Happy birthday, babe.
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♪ Hey, hey, what's the deal ♪
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♪ I say spin the wheel ♪
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Hi, babe.
Hi!
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Aw, hello!
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Sorry if I stink.
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No, you don't stink at all.
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No, I came from my workout.
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Well, that's just downstairs, boo.
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I'm so much happier at home,
if you guys can't tell.
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I don't feel like,
"God, I gotta be out there."
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I do not have FOMO.
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I feel great about what I did last night,
which was nothing.
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Where's Tatum? Is he asleep?
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No, he just went to the park.
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I need my baby fix.
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Oh, my gosh.
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So, I've been working on a project,
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and I need your input and your support.
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- Okay. Obviously.
- I wanna have another baby.
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- With who?
- We don't know.
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- What?
- We don't know.
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So, are we looking for a man?
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- No.
- Oh, okay.
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I just think I might have to go
to the sperm bank, ya know?
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Okay.
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Oh.
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A sperm bank, okay.
Well... I'll try anything once.
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I mean, let's-let's-let's
see what this is about.
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I have embryos if you want one.
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I mean, that's not
a terrible idea, actually.
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They're not.
They're really cute.
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I bet-- I mean,
you make great babies.
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- But could you imagine?
- Oh, that would be super weird.
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- But okay, so we wanna have another baby?
- I mean, no-- Well--
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Yeah.
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Malika has a beautiful
three-and-a-half-year-old son named Ace.
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She's never wanted an only child.
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She's always wanted
to have siblings for him.
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Obviously, her situation is different.
She's not with the father of her son.
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And respectfully,
there's just no prospects.
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I don't wanna be, like,
42, 45 and pregnant.
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I'm like, "I fought for this body."
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- Mm-hmm.
- But if I'm gonna carry, like,
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it has to happen almost now
'cause I'm not a spring chicken,
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- you know, but...
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...if I was gonna use a surrogate,
then I have time.
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Why don't we just ask Rob
to give you some sperm?
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- I mean--
- He's a good catch.
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- Excuse me, we like to keep this
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- in the family.
- Oh, my God.
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Would you like to donate?
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You guys have already slept together.
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[over phone] Hello?
- Hi, baby.
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Hey.
- Um, I'm with Malika.
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Hey.
Hey!
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Hey, Rob.
Hey.
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Real serious question, though.
Like, Bible serious.
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Malika wants to have another kid.
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Hey.
- Hey.
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And she was gonna go
to a sperm bank to get sperm,
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- but I just said why not get it from you?
I can't [bleep] anymore.
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- What?
- Is it broke?
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Rob, just-- You don't have to--
You just put it in a cup.
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I can't [bleep] anymore.
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What, are you tired from last night?
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But what does that
have to do for the sperm?
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I just said I can't [bleep] anymore.
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Okay.
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What, what don't you get?
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Okay, well, we have time
to prepare her womb,
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so we could prepare your penis.
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So, we could-- You just simmer
on this conversation, okay?
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I just told you
I can't [bleep] anymore.
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Okay. I love you.
This is weirder than I thought.
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I love you guys.
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- Okay, love you too. Bye.
- Love you more.
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My brother is just, like--
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He's just disgusting
and we can't ever just talk normal.
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But... I don't think there's a problem.
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I do wanna ask you,
if you can, whenever,
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I can make an appointment
when you can go with me.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, it's the sperm bank part
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that I just am like--
I have a head thing about it.
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And what is your fears
about the sperm bank?
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I guess it's... maybe
my disappointment with not
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doing it the way
I th-thought I would do it,
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like, being married
and all those things.
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You don't fantasize about,
as little girls.
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You're not like,
"Oh, one day I wanna go to a sperm bank
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and have another child."
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Like, these aren't things
that... you think about as a kid.
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But for women, the older you get,
time is ticking, and blah, blah, blah,
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so... women put
the pressure on themselves.
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I really can't believe I'm gonna do it.
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- Step by step.
- I can just make you my baby daddy.
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- Oh, my God. Yes.
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♪ Step on the scene,
now I'm causin' havoc ♪
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♪ Lookin' so good, gotta have it ♪
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♪ Watch me go like ♪
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Everyone in my family's so busy,
so when they stop by, it is nice.
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And Khloé has taken me
to a couple doctor's appointments.
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So, like, she's been
really supportive and helpful.
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There we go.
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Okay.
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Just hold it up.
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Yay!
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Oh. Kourtney, get over yourself.
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- Do you like this?
- Is that Kimberly Noel?
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- Do you recognize?
From the Met?
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When you feel like a couch,
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- you might as well dress like one.
- Oh, my God. You, l-- You need help?
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Yeah, we just took photos
for a-- my Halloween costume.
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- Oh, that's cute!
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This dress is actually really pretty.
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'Ello, babes.
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Least you don't have
to wear a prosthetic bump.
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I don't.
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I called Kim the other day
and I was like,
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"How funny would it be
if I did your dress?"
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And she's like,
"Oh, my God, I'm sending it over."
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It was here within,
like, literally an hour.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Do you know that for Halloween,
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Kourtney is wearing my Met ball dress
that looks like the couch?
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- Stop.
- Yeah.
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- Brilliant.
- But should she post it
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and say, "Freaky Friday"?
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What if people don't think it's--
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Like, they don't understand
the Freaky Friday
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and they think she's calling--
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{\an8}- Well, they wouldn't 'cause it's you.
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{\an8}No, they're not
gonna say a "freak".
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{\an8}They would--
I think they would get it.
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{\an8}Are you posting it today?
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[over phone] Yeah.
- Yeah. I think they would totally get it.
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I'm so excited.
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Cute!
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So, my caption's
just gonna be, "Freaky Friday."
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Like, they swapped.
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- You get it?
- Wow.
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If you had to "Freaky Friday"
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one of your family members,
who would you....?
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I would have to say Kendall Jenner
because why the [bleep] not?
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I'm gonna be a supermodel
going around town.
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I could hook up with this per--
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Not that Kendall does that,
but I would be doin' that.
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Hookin' up with every [bleep] person,
drunk as a skunk.
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No kids, no [bleep] responsi--
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She has responsibilities,
but, like, you know what I mean.
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Like, I don't have to wake up for carpool.
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I don't have to make
someone's [bleep] lunch.
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I am a [bleep] supermodel
with my Doberman
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and a
tequila bottle for breakfast.
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I would do it every day.
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Leave that man wherever I just
him last. Like, yeah.
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Like, she definitely doesn't
do any of those things.
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That's why she's wasting her life.
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You're wasting it, Kendall.
Let me be you for a second.
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So, what if you have
your baby on Halloween?
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Are you against that
or you're, like, thrilled?
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No, I want whatever--
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Uh, okay, stop with your bullshit answer.
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- Like, your PC answer.
- No, I want that.
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- Be serious.
- I'm serious. Of--
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Who wouldn't want Halloween?
It's my-- one of my favorite holidays.
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Ugh, I would die.
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No. Ugh. Skeletons, spiders, orange,
you're scaring me, a knife, an ax?
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No, no, no.
I want nothing to do with Halloween.
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It's ridiculous.
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You would love it if you r-rolled
in there in your costume
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and the doctor is wearing
a pumpkin costume?
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- Yes.
- And they're like, "Spread 'em, baby!"
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What a fun experience.
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Okay.
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You want me to be giving birth
and my vagina's, like, ripped open
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while there's the doctor
dressed up as, like, Peter Pan?
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No.
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I would actually be upset
if people didn't have costumes,
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and now, I'm actually gonna get
some sort of ears to have ready.
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Wow, you're a better girl than I.
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We knew that.
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I am ready to get this dress off, though,
if you wanna help me. Ooh.
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Of course, darling.
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Okay.
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- Relief.
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Do you need help
once you're in there?
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No, I'm just gonna--
See? I can barely walk.
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Khloé, did you like being pregnant?
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Listen, it's hard.
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My ass was bigger
than my [bleep] stomach.
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Look at this photo.
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Like, which one's the pregnant belly?
Which side?
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I could do this and you wouldn't know.
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You look so pretty.
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Should we do a check-in?
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Are you feeling light and happy
or are you feeling dark and heavy?
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- Which one?
- Rawr.
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I mean, I always try
to be on the lighter side.
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Who the [bleep] wants
to be dark and heavy?
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Sometimes you can be.
Let's not--
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- Let's not--
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Sometimes you can be too, babe.
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Are you having sex?
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I am not,
but thank you for your
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- hard-hitting questions.
- I wouldn't think so, to be honest.
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Like, if it happens, it happens.
I'm not--
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I don't know.
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I don't want this to be mean,
but, like, having Tristan, like,
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off and, like, working,
like, I feel so...
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good that, like, he's in Cleveland
and he's out doing--
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Like, I just feel like,
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"Okay, like, there's a separation
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- and it's good."
- Yeah, I just said that to Travis
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the other day.
I was like,
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"I feel like now that Tristan is gone,
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that maybe Khloé
could be, like, free to--"
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- Yeah, just--
- Just even, like, go out and have fun.
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- Just anything.
Yeah.
242
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:58,574
I love Kourt for being
that concerned about me,
243
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,576
but I'm very content, I'm happy.
244
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:04,038
I feel like I'm [bleep] thriving
in my own little circle and world,
245
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,583
but, like, just even to think about
someone being in my space
246
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,002
or I have to share my TV
with them or my bed,
247
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,879
I'm like, "No."
248
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,173
No means no
and that's all you gotta know.
249
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:18,969
I'm just finding my rhythm
again in life, I guess.
250
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:33,067
I am really tired
and my birthday was exhausting.
251
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,861
My mom always tells me to slow down.
252
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,656
Hello.
Where in the world are ya?
253
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,367
Oh, you're just sitting
in your living room?
254
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,536
Chilling?
255
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,081
And then, on the other hand, she's like,
"Um, okay, so I got this deal for you.
256
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,958
You have to do it.
I'm booking you for it."
257
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,044
It's like, "I just wanna sleep in."
258
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,130
I gotta get back to my natural energy.
259
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:58,175
With some feather boots on.
You are fancy.
260
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,635
So, how was the meeting?
261
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,637
- How did it go?
- It was so good.
262
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:06,392
Ryan Murphy came over to pitch
Kim and I an idea about a new show.
263
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,018
So, here's the idea.
264
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:13,649
So, Kim is the world's best,
most expensive divorce lawyer.
265
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,317
- Oh.
And she has her own firm.
266
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,819
I have some experience.
267
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,613
The network liked it so much
268
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:23,534
that they decided to just
jump into another project together.
269
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,412
Ya know, like they say,
"while the iron is hot".
270
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,331
We pitched it and there
was a whole boardroom
271
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,542
and they were so excited.
272
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:36,130
And I got in the car and I got
a text in two seconds from the network
273
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,091
that said, "We can't wait
to work with you and Ryan."
274
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,302
This is perfect for you.
275
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,803
It really is.
276
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,766
It's just-- I really have to, like,
wrap my head around this.
277
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,851
- Like, we're doing this.
- But he knows that. He is so--
278
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,354
I just really have to map it all out
'cause it all has to, like--
279
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,774
- Line up.
- It'll be interesting just how
280
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,484
I figure this all out.
281
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,319
Another chapter for you.
282
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,614
- Mm-hmm.
- Like, a whole new career.
283
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,241
If I think about just what
I have going on in the next week,
284
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,161
I did a collab with SKIMS and Swarovski,
285
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,247
and we're doing the whole
store opening in New York.
286
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,249
SKIMS Men's is launching.
287
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:16,337
I'm shooting a GQ cover,
I'm launching a nipple bra.
288
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,883
But somehow, I'm gonna
squeeze in a whole new TV project.
289
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,927
How was your birthday with the kids?
290
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,888
I thought my birthday,
I'd have a f-- a day to myself.
291
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,934
I was stuck doing everything
that everyone else wanted to do.
292
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,938
I was stuck watching YouTube
unboxing videos on my birthday.
293
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,483
I had a FIFA tournament,
Color Me Mine.
294
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,318
You should see
the ugly thing I made.
295
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,071
Like, this is not what I wanted
to be doing on my birth--
296
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:46,408
I need to sit my kids down
and be like, "This isn't Mother's Day.
297
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,369
"Like, this is my day.
298
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,580
"Do you think a mom wants
to go to Color Me Mine
299
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,875
- one more time on her birthday?"
300
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,211
Whose birthday is it?
301
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,712
- No, I was tortured.
- I would,
302
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,297
- I would die.
- Just make me breakfast.
303
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,924
- That's a great birthday.
- Yeah.
304
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,094
What would your
perfect birthday have been?
305
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,347
To lock my door,
not get out of my bed,
306
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,058
and eat cookies and cream
ice cream all day long.
307
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,102
That's what would've been my dream.
308
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,188
But no.
No one cares about my dreams.
309
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,399
Not four kids, at least.
310
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:23,904
I think that we've all, as moms,
been through some days
311
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,198
where we don't wanna be
doing what we're doing,
312
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,159
but we do it for our kids,
so... come on, Kim.
313
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,246
Suck it up,
and do a little Color Me Mine.
314
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,956
Having four is hard.
315
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,875
It's, like, a madhouse.
316
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,627
Your house is a circus
because you have a lot.
317
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,588
And you have a lot going on.
318
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,300
I'm gonna get my shit together
and I'm gonna be a [bleep] drill sergeant.
319
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,093
Like, Khloé is so tough.
320
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,345
Well, have you talked to her about this?
321
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,432
- No, because she's just very judgmental.
- 'Cause she--
322
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,933
Oh.
323
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,060
She's very judgmental...
324
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,979
- Yeah.
- ...if things aren't perfection.
325
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,565
I'd say I'm, like,
half of a Khloé parenter
326
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525
and half of a Kourtney parenter.
327
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:06,405
Kourtney's like, "It's all love.
Do what you want," you know?
328
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,992
But then I also get Khloé
and I-I get that order,
329
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:14,538
but it's difficult for me
to be a really strict parent.
330
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:18,626
You're gonna have to create
some boundaries for everybody else,
331
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,963
including me, including your friends,
including some business associates.
332
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,842
Being a mom,
being a working mom, it's really hard.
333
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,553
I know Kim
334
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,182
and I know how
she thrives on her workload,
335
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,768
but we all still need
a little bit of balance.
336
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,271
You just need to create
a world for yourself
337
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,815
where less people have access to you.
338
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,526
And everyone else can [bleep] off.
339
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,819
Mm-hmm.
340
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,550
Perfection, as always.
You bring nothing less.
341
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,635
Look up.
342
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,639
Oh, my God.
Kim is in a good mood today, guys.
343
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,933
I'm either in a good mood or I'm like,
344
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,226
"[bleep] that hoe
345
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,354
- and everyone's a [bleep] idiot."
- It's never towards us, but she just--
346
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,398
I think today's shoot will be cool.
347
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,568
I'm shooting the GQ Man of the Year cover.
348
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,654
{\an8}- Hey.
Hi.
349
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,155
{\an8}Good morning.
350
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,116
- How are you?
351
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826
Can I show you an idea for a picture
352
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,536
- and see what you think?
Yeah, of course.
353
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,122
'Cause this-- Obviously, we're playing
with all this tailoring and menswear
354
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,417
- and there's this iconic Demi...
- Yeah.
355
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,419
- God, I love that. Love that.
- ...shoot.
356
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,381
Well, I'm so glad
that I have a little bit of clout here,
357
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,799
being GQ's Man of the Year
358
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,428
'cause at home, like, I've turned
into the embarrassing mom,
359
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,846
the cringey mom.
360
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,391
Do you think I'm a cool mom
or am I a cringey mom?
361
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:01,020
Cringe.
I'm a cringe mom?
362
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,314
Are you the new North?
North says I'm so cringe.
363
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,942
- Do I look like the GQ Man of the Year?
- Probably.
364
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,196
♪ Look at me ♪
365
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,615
♪ Hey ♪
366
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:19,288
My kids, they say "gyat"
and "gyat" means a big butt.
367
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,331
I got it off TikTok,
368
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,460
and it was, like,
made you feel so old
369
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,254
when you don't know what,
like, the slang words are.
370
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,048
♪ I'll make a splash ♪
371
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,466
♪ I'll mix it up ♪
372
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,801
♪ I'm feelin' bad ♪
373
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,511
♪ I'm feelin' young ♪
374
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,931
So, I was like,
"Guys, we're late. We've 'gyat' to go."
375
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,392
- And they were like...
376
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,228
"Mom, you're so embarrassing!"
377
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,607
♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪
378
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,110
{\an8}I just told the story how I'd said,
"You've 'gyat' to go."
379
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,488
{\an8}Why am I so cringey?
Why am I so annoying?
380
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,365
[over phone] First, you're so
cringey 'cause you're saying those words.
381
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,992
Gyat damn.
382
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,328
- Oh, she hung up on me.
383
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:04,333
Next stop, I'm heading
to New York to my Swarovski collab
384
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,709
and it's gonna be amazing.
385
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,419
♪ I think I'll try it on ♪
386
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,056
Are you excited?
Are you nervous? What's happening?
387
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:23,018
I'm... nervous
'cause I know that this is crazy.
388
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,438
Yeah, but this is not--
You're not deciding anything.
389
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,649
- No, I know, but still.
- We're gonna just see how we feel
390
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,567
once we gather information.
391
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,987
Today is the day that Malika and I
are going to a sperm bank
392
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,699
to get educated on
the whole sperm bank idea.
393
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,285
Okay.
Where is the sperm bank?
394
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,915
I don't know why I thought
this was a parking spot.
395
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,750
Clearly I've never driven before.
396
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,086
Okay, if I pass out while we're in here...
397
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,882
Shortest skirt
in the world, but I got this.
398
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,971
Yeah, she wanted to wear a
black and white striped cardigan
399
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,806
to come here.
I said, "Come on, Beetlejuice.
400
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,599
"You've gotta spruce it up a little bit.
401
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,394
Ya never know what sperm
you're gonna run into."
402
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,104
Hi, how are you?
403
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,565
Good.
Welcome to California Cryobank.
404
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,150
Sh-- We're here for Malika.
405
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,068
Feel free to ask us any questions.
406
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,362
- We'll follow you.
- Yeah. Excellent.
407
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,656
Oh, and we could play ping-pong
and talk about sperm.
408
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,783
Yes. Ping pong, sperm.
409
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,245
You guys are gonna
get some couture to wear
410
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,997
while we head into the lab.
411
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,291
Thank you.
- Is something gonna splash on us?
412
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,584
- Nope.
- Okay.
413
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,419
- Just makin' sure. I was like...
414
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,462
- You're very safe.
- I was like, "That's a little gross."
415
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,882
I actually respect a lab coat.
416
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:38,719
I would like cleanliness
protection at a sperm bank.
417
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,387
These are
the tanks with donor sperm.
418
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,222
That's what the--
how the sperm donors are labeled.
419
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,932
That's a lot of donor.
420
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:47,102
You just lift the lid,
you're like, "Hey! Ya in there?"
421
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:51,064
It's small. I thought these freezers
were, like, ginormous size.
422
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,941
Sperm isn't that big, I guess.
423
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,402
- Where would you like us to sit?
- I think the two of you here,
424
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,820
- so you can see the computer...
- Nice.
425
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,906
...so you'll have a chance
to look at some donors, too.
426
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,200
Oh. Yeah!
Oh, my God.
427
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,454
I would imagine people
are going for your physical attributes
428
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,873
and I don't know if that's
the right way to go about it.
429
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,169
This is one of the most personal choices
you may ever make, right?
430
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,296
And so, you gotta see
what jumps out at you.
431
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:18,967
These donors are either,
uh, platinum or silver.
432
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,052
So, the platinum donors,
433
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,972
you would be the only person
that has access to those--
434
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,515
to that donor's vials.
435
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,184
I think we start there.
436
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,853
- Okay.
- We're, we're learning.
437
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,146
Thank you so much.
438
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,774
- Let's do 5'8" and taller? Okay.
- No. Yeah, that's, like--
439
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,276
Even six. Let's get rid
of 6'3" and whatever.
440
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,694
Oh.
441
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,448
- Oh, that's a cute baby.
- Okay, let's look at him. He's 6'2".
442
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,325
You better talk about it.
443
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,954
African American, French Canadian,
German, and Polish.
444
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,830
He was really cute as a baby.
445
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,250
We can see the donor's photos
446
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,877
from infancy to, like, two years old.
447
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:57,214
But I don't give a [bleep] what you
looked like when you were born.
448
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,926
6'2", athletically built,
guidance counselor.
449
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,762
Huh, it's a lotta Canadians.
450
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,681
Canadian and British people.
451
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,767
- Yeah.
- I love British. And Canadians are nice.
452
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,521
He's a bowler?
Hm. It's a no for me.
453
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,439
"Has a heart of gold."
454
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,859
How the [bleep] do they know that?
'Cause I could say anything.
455
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,945
I could say I'm [bleep] Simone Biles.
456
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:25,242
I think that this is such
an amazing place for so many people
457
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:29,496
and, like, how cool
that we have this option,
458
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:35,419
but do I think we can try a couple
different avenues before this stop? Yes.
459
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,838
- How did it all go?
- It's still weird for me.
460
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,841
Most people we speak to,
this isn't plan A,
461
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:44,886
and it might not even be plan B,
and so, we are very sensitive to that.
462
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,931
But it also means that you're
not alone in those feelings.
463
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,017
It's a stressful process.
464
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,727
And so, it is okay
to take your time with it.
465
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,147
- I know you have your timeline, but like--
- Yeah. Ugh, now I'm gonna cry.
466
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,982
- Why?
It's okay to take...
467
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,151
- Why are you crying?
- ...your time and do what's right
468
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,403
for you and your family
when you're ready.
469
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,210
I know Malika's freaking out.
470
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:22,549
She's super emo
and she is internally sobbing.
471
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:26,261
She is thinking about, like, every
wrong thing she's ever done in her life.
472
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,306
I know who she is.
She cries at [bleep] bank commercials.
473
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,976
So, this isn't goin'
good for her inside. I know.
474
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:39,107
I'm thankful to have the education,
but, like, I feel overwhelmed.
475
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:47,074
I mean,
nothing's final until, like, it is.
476
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:51,328
I'm totally certain that
I'm going to have another baby.
477
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,872
I'm just not all that clear about
478
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,334
- how I'm gonna get there. Yeah.
- You get there.
479
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,044
And I think you're
doing the smart thing
480
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,338
by getting all the information you can
481
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,590
and then you make
your decision what's best for you.
482
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:08,929
I mean, I went a nontraditional
route, as well, to get my son
483
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:13,016
and I really think that
if Malika or anyone
484
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:16,728
has their hopes on having a family...
485
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:21,233
then, you know, people have to do what
they have to do to get the end result.
486
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,317
Well, thank you.
487
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,860
- You're so welcome.
- You've been so helpful.
488
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,947
I do feel educated
and that was the real point.
489
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,866
I think it's a great thing
that this exists to have as an option.
490
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,952
And I'm not totally ruling it out,
491
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,163
but all that I learned
kinda made me go like, "God,
492
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:38,458
I gotta, like, act like I like someone
and just have a baby with him."
493
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,294
Think my whole tush is out,
but that's fine.
494
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,880
- Thank you, guys.
Bye.
495
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,508
And I need a drink.
Can we go get a drink?
496
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,677
- Well, at your house. That's fine too.
- Sure. Yeah.
497
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,095
I know that's where
you wanna go anyway.
498
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,931
I'm like, "Ah, we're going
to see real people?"
499
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,272
♪ Move ♪
500
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,151
I had all these pumpkins, like, set up.
501
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,652
They're so cute.
502
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,529
We're at Travis's now.
503
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:12,242
Because Travis and I have
really been taking our time with...
504
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:17,706
figuring out where it makes sense
for us to live together,
505
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:21,793
because the kids are all
so comfortable in their spaces,
506
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:26,214
but it feels like we've kinda
figured out a plan for now.
507
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:30,677
So, we're gonna move into his house,
which is a block away,
508
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:35,307
and then redo my house
at the same time...
509
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,767
so that we can all be together,
510
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,229
living together under
one roof with the baby.
511
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,523
Oh, this is so cute!
512
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,816
Look at the dining room.
513
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,860
And then you should carve
at least one of 'em.
514
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,030
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. You did this?
515
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,740
Like, I had it all, like, set up,
516
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,242
so when he got back it was, like--
felt like Halloween
517
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:59,080
'cause he was missing...
two weeks of it on tour.
518
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,084
Everything that needs
to be over at Travis's is there.
519
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:07,464
And we just had
the baby's closet built out,
520
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:11,885
so that he has...
a cute, little closet.
521
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:17,724
And yeah, I'm just excited to organize
and put away all of his clothes.
522
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,770
Wait, you have a drum set
where the baby sleeps?
523
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,272
- Yep.
- This is not normal, Kourtney.
524
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,442
He's gonna get used to some drums.
525
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,529
How can you play drums
if the crib is right there?
526
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,947
He was getting ready for tour.
527
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,032
- He has to practice.
- In the bedroom?
528
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:37,619
You have a huge house
and you're practicing next to the bed?
529
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,038
Okay.
This is the stuff that I have to put away
530
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,915
- 'cause now this is...
This isn't normal.
531
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,416
- ...crazy.
- It's not normal.
532
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,420
None of this goes here
without baskets, you know?
533
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,505
Oh.
534
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,508
Totally hormones.
She's ready to pop.
535
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,218
So, he doesn't
have that many clothes.
536
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,555
This is a real vintage shirt
from Pirates of the Caribbean.
537
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,640
Stop.
- Isn't that so cute?
538
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,350
The baby is gonna fill up...
539
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,060
- And this I didn't finish.
- ...this whole thing.
540
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,229
We have to get a cover
on that and then where's--
541
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,147
Do you--
Should we get another table?
542
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,400
I used to always say to my mom,
543
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,236
when she would harass me... about,
544
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,947
"You don't have this done yet
and this isn't put together."
545
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:17,075
And I would say,
"People had babies in caves
546
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:21,413
"without a diaper,
without a wipe, without a pacifier,
547
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,999
without anything,
and they were all okay."
548
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,293
What if your water broke,
like, right now?
549
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:30,755
Well, let's not say that
'cause I am not ready.
550
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,049
Oh.
Well, after we're done.
551
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,760
Well, no, my husband's
on a plane coming home.
552
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,347
Oh, okay...
Okay, then when he lands.
553
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:42,434
No, I need to, like, have sex.
554
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,312
What?
555
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,398
This is how you talk to your mother?
556
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:52,319
This is TMI,
and I don't need to know this.
557
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,738
Not-- I'm looking at her
and thinking--
558
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,824
Ya know, the visual,
it's just-- No, no, no.
559
00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,409
Just keep it to yourself.
560
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,746
This is wild.
561
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,165
Okay, so we have one--
- That sex is taking a priority
562
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,875
to a birth?
563
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,795
Yeah, 'cause then you can't
have sex for six weeks after.
564
00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:14,633
Who's going with
you when you have the baby?
565
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,176
- Just Travis.
Not your mom?
566
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,428
- Nope.
No sisters?
567
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,348
Nope.
Unless I feel super stressed out
568
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,058
and I call Khloé or something,
569
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,477
but because I had
a high-risk pregnancy,
570
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,480
I need to feel good and stay calm,
571
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:34,819
so the unplanned plan
is that I just want it... to just be us.
572
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,322
Today is our three-year anniversary
573
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:41,493
of the first time that
we were ever together.
574
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,579
- So, this is your sex anniversary?
- And our--
575
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:48,875
- And then a year later, we got engaged.
- Your sex-aversary?
576
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:52,212
We got engaged
one year later on the same date.
577
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,047
Oh, I know.
I was there.
578
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,634
Just to be clear,
I was there when they got engaged.
579
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:00,178
Not... the other thing.
580
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:04,182
Wait, so I got the coolest gift for...
581
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,477
our... anniversary today.
582
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:11,564
- And it's coming--
- You give gifts for the annual
583
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,609
- sex-aversary?
- It's also our engagement.
584
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,487
{\an8}It was, like, you have,
like, one life on this planet
585
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,240
and I feel like we like to be, like,
586
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,244
- havin' extra reasons to be, like--
Celebrate.
587
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,579
Yeah. Do I just put this
in here for now?
588
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,415
So, what'd you get as a gift?
589
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,127
The movie that we watched,
you know, the first time...
590
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,129
- Uh-huh.
- ...was True Romance,
591
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,964
and it's his favorite movie.
592
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:39,676
And so, I found the wedding rings.
593
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,845
[laughs] Stop.
Their actual wedding rings
594
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,096
from the movie.
595
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:46,182
- The actual rings they used in the movie?
- Yeah.
596
00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:49,310
Who-- What prop company
would save those?
597
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,438
Look, this is a "Lovey" blanket.
598
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,856
Oh, that's cute.
599
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,942
Mickey and Minnie
have to be together.
600
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,361
Did you see there was, like,
a viral thing on the internet
601
00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,946
that they broke up?
602
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:02,031
- Minnie and Mickey?
- Yeah.
603
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:07,245
It was, like, after, like,
92 years together or something,
604
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,538
they broke up.
605
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,333
- Well, like I said...
- This little tag can come off.
606
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,295
...don't believe everything
ya hear on the internet.
607
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,798
Minnie and Mickey got together
and decided it was a good idea.
608
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,092
I don't know what happened.
Blame it on the mouse.
609
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,261
Yes!
610
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,263
Feels so heavy when I walk,
611
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:30,143
and the doctor told me
he's not even down, like, super low.
612
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,979
When's the actual due date?
613
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:34,397
November 7th.
614
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,900
Can you believe it's
so close to your birthday?
615
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:41,029
That probably means you were conceived
on Valentine's Day like I was.
616
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,948
- Like he was.
- Oh, that's interesting.
617
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:47,035
Yeah, that's why they say
Scorpios are really sexual.
618
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,204
- Maybe it's 'cause they were...
- I'm a love child.
619
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:52,665
- ...conceived on Valentine's Day.
- For sure. I know for sure now.
620
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,006
♪ Oo wah, oo wah ♪
621
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,800
♪ Oo wah, oo wah, oo wah ♪
622
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:06,095
Kenny? Hi!
Hey.
623
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,097
Hey!
Just getting dressed.
624
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,933
Do you need a brush
for your hair or anything?
625
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,018
You know what, Mom?
Like she's five.
626
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,312
[bleep] off.
Can I brush your hair, Kendall?
627
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,939
What are you trying to say?
628
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,649
Kelsey, do y--
do you think she should
629
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,943
brush the back of her hair?
630
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,695
Mom! Leave me alone!
- She looks like a rugrat.
631
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:26,366
We are at my old
high school, Sierra Canyon,
632
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,661
and today is their Mental Health Day.
633
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:33,248
So, they invited me to come speak
and answer some questions,
634
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,916
so I'm really happy to be here.
635
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,918
I have a brush
in my bag right here.
636
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,003
No, I don't need a brush!
637
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,339
- This is my vibe.
- Oh, that's a vibe?
638
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,384
Wait, is that a vibe these days?
Messy hair?
639
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:48,263
In high school,
who was the best student of all your kids?
640
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,432
Oh, I'm not gonna say that.
No, no, no.
641
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,810
Who got into the most trouble?
642
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,313
Khloé.
Sorry, Khloé.
643
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,482
I even took myself
out of real high school
644
00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:02,819
and enrolled myself in homeschool
and forged my parents' names
645
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,404
and then told them after the fact.
646
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,031
Who was the best behaved?
647
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,324
Kendall.
648
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,911
[over mic] Will you all
join me in welcoming Kendall Jenner?
649
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:13,746
- Come on up.
650
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,957
Who talked back the most?
651
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,625
Kourtney.
652
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,962
And Kim?
Perfect.
653
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,883
She was?
Okay.
654
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,385
We're so thankful
given that you are an alum
655
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,554
and you also tend to your own wellness
656
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,681
and are very open about it to the public.
657
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:32,765
I'm so honored.
658
00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,475
I love nostalgia,
659
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,477
so I love going back to my old school
660
00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,938
and seeing the campus
and how it's evolved.
661
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,858
But on top of all of that,
I think that a really fun part of this
662
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,694
is just being able to talk
to the current students
663
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:49,198
and give my word of advice on how
I've dealt with my mental health journey.
664
00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:52,785
So, I love it
and I'm, I'm honored to be a part of it.
665
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:56,956
When you attended Sierra Canyon,
you openly shared about struggling with
666
00:31:56,956 --> 00:32:00,126
self-image and insecurities
that high school brings.
667
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:04,172
Can you share some strategies that
kinda help you manage social media?
668
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,673
I take breaks a lot.
669
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,760
I love to delete
the Instagram app outta my phone
670
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,887
or, especially TikTok or Twitter.
671
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,181
Maybe, like, the first day
is a little bit of a shock
672
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,433
'cause you're going through your phone
and you're kinda naturally
673
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,978
looking for that app,
but it feels so incredible
674
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:21,397
after the first day or two
675
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,900
and going at least a couple days
or a week without it
676
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,694
is one of the most liberating
and amazing feelings.
677
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:29,697
It's actually just so good for your brain
678
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:33,618
to turn it off for a little while
and, um, be in the real world
679
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,912
and realize that a lotta
the things you see on there
680
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:39,207
are just not legit, not real.
681
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,125
And that the only things
that matter around you
682
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:44,170
are the people around you
and your environment, so...
683
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,923
I think, right now,
for kids in high school,
684
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,050
I think with social media, especially,
685
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,636
we can all fall into, like,
negative patterns on the internet
686
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,638
and, ya know, see things
that we don't really care to see
687
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:59,352
that might bring us down,
so I like to just remove myself, um,
688
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,813
so I find it very healthy.
I like doing it.
689
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,982
Do you think
you could share a personal moment
690
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,693
when you felt like
addressing your mental health
691
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:08,486
positively impacted your career?
692
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,988
What was interesting, I think,
693
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,448
when I started to open up about
694
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:17,537
I guess my, my mental health
publicly was I didn't--
695
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,707
I was doing it out of genuine, like,
"This is kinda how I feel."
696
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,417
And I always had
this weird thing about like,
697
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,795
"How much do I wanna share?"
I'm-I'm a relatively more private person.
698
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,714
Something just kinda
came over me one day.
699
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,132
I kinda started sharing things
700
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,551
and the positive thing
that I saw come out of it
701
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,303
was making other people feel less alone.
702
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:38,725
It, it was well-received
in a way that wasn't about me.
703
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,727
It was about everybody else feeling like,
704
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,438
"Oh, wow, this makes me
feel a little bit less alone
705
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,273
or a little bit better
about what I'm dealing with."
706
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,108
That was really nice.
707
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:51,738
I think it's really special
that Kendall can revisit her high school
708
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:56,826
to share her message about how she feels
and deals with anxiety and mental health
709
00:33:56,826 --> 00:34:01,372
and all these things that were
so taboo to talk about back in the day.
710
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,915
And I was so proud of her.
711
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,543
Good luck,
and know that you're all so gorgeous
712
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,588
and so deserving
of all love and beautiful things.
713
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,809
♪ Honestly, it's easy when you ♪
714
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:25,480
♪ Just wake up glowin' like diamonds ♪
715
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,482
Guys, we have to be
in the car in 10 minutes.
716
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:30,443
So excited for the Swarovski event.
717
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,988
So, SKIMS is doing
a collab with Swarovski.
718
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:36,824
- I think the SKIMS girl will really love
719
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,118
having fun crystal pieces.
720
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,703
I know I always loved it.
721
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,207
{\an8}Yeah, I went to the Swarovski store
and I got this amazing purse.
722
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,375
{\an8}I love Swarovski.
They're really cool.
723
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,086
So, I-I love the Swarovski store.
724
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,047
I love what they've been doing
and I think it would be really cool
725
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,050
to partner with the crystals with clothing
726
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,719
and to make some
really cool pieces out of crystals.
727
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,638
So, I'm just super excited about this.
728
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,390
One fun fact, every time
I put on jewelry, I blow dry it
729
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,310
'cause I can't stand
putting on something freezing.
730
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,479
So, look at my outfit.
It's, like, all crystals.
731
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,148
So, we have to blow dry
the whole thing, so it goes on warm.
732
00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:13,319
I used to be freezing in bed
and put a blow dryer, like, in my bed
733
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,238
and just turn it on low and--
734
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:18,199
That's why this room is boiling right now.
735
00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:26,082
Hey, can one of you,
can you just stand behind me?
736
00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,501
- Just wanna, like--
That was good.
737
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:31,087
No one ever tried to sit in this skirt.
738
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,047
- It's not the most comfy.
Looks so good.
739
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,387
Hi.
740
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,681
Can I order KFC, please?
741
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,516
{\an8}KFC?
742
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,059
Can I?
- You know what?
743
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,562
We're gonna have to take
one sugary thing out of your day.
744
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,481
I barely ate something sugary today.
745
00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,693
With Saint, there's always a negotiation.
746
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,404
"Please, please, please, Mom.
Can I just have one more chocolate
747
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,447
"and then I promise
I'll do my homework in an hour?
748
00:35:58,447 --> 00:35:59,740
Please, please, please, Mom."
749
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,659
A biscuit and some honey?
750
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:04,662
No, um, like, two biscuits
751
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,998
and then, like, two chicken wings.
752
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,834
This is the biggest
negotiator you've ever met.
753
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,878
Doesn't take "no" for an answer.
754
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,672
So, let's do that.
You can have a soda with your KFC.
755
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,175
- Go wild tonight.
Okay, thanks.
756
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,135
- I love you. Have fun at KFC.
Love you.
757
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:20,720
- Oh.
758
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,931
- Do I get a kiss?
759
00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:27,268
A lollipop kiss, that's the best!
760
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:32,315
{\an8}Oh, my God.
They look great. Wow.
761
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:36,360
{\an8}I always had everything bedazzled.
762
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,030
{\an8}Like, my phone was, my Sidekick pager.
763
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:45,203
To think of having a clothing line
with, like, the best crystal bedazzles.
764
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:50,499
Bedazzled taxis, like,
the whole rollout is so fun and amazing.
765
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:54,295
- This is an event.
My God, Kim. The line.
766
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,088
They're lined up in the streets!
767
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:04,972
I'm definitely nervous
because I just wanna make sure that
768
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:07,808
our collabs were unexpected, iconic.
769
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,478
And I just hope people like it.
770
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:14,023
Oh, my God,
it looks so good.
771
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,900
{\an8}Everybody's taking so many pictures.
772
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,027
{\an8}- You look amazing!
- No, you look amazing!
773
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:22,114
The store looks insane.
Do you love it?
774
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,241
My God, I can't--
775
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,576
- Like, I'm, like, taking it in.
- Oh, my God. You look amazing!
776
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,286
- And thank you.
- It looks so good, right?
777
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:33,584
{\an8}I'm really excited that everyone's coming
out to celebrate and try something new.
778
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,962
{\an8}I'm so excited about it.
779
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:40,007
{\an8}And there's such great praise
and people really love the collection.
780
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,968
{\an8}It's just, like, it'll never get old.
781
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:47,056
Swarovski is so perfect
because it's glitzy and glam
782
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:52,061
and I think because SKIMS
is so, like, a sporty, simple feel,
783
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,896
- this really amps it up.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
784
00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,815
And just gives that glamour girl--
785
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,650
- The glamour.
- Totally.
786
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:04,282
I mean, I am on cloud nine.
This night has been amazing.
787
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,785
But I'm honestly just really looking
forward to getting home to my kids
788
00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:11,038
'cause they're at home
waiting to shame me
789
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:14,125
for being the most embarrassing mom.
790
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,794
♪ Yeah! ♪
791
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:23,342
- ♪ Juicy thing like Tang ♪
- ♪ Like Tang ♪
792
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:24,427
♪ Bang ♪
793
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,307
Ooh, honey?
Hell [bleep] yeah!
794
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,519
These aren't my nipples,
just so you guys know. They're Kim's.
795
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,271
Her new nipple bra.
796
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:38,482
Yeah.
Kim's nipples on my body.
797
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,319
Hi!
- Hi!
798
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,612
- Just sitting here eating.
- You're so cute. As you should.
799
00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:44,989
I'm about to join you.
800
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,782
Is this the Kim nipple bra?
801
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,409
Yeah, they're not my nipples.
- Yes!
802
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:52,371
Some days are hard,
but these nipples are harder.
803
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,458
- And unlike the icebergs...
804
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,793
these aren't going anywhere.
805
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,712
But Kim is such a bitch.
806
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:03,716
I was like, "If I get
my boobs done, I like this size."
807
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:07,636
She was like,
"That is too big for you."
808
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,765
- Really? I disagree.
- I'm, like, this is, like--
809
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:14,060
Coming from double D
door knockers is telling me
810
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,561
what's too big for me?
Please.
811
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,772
So, Malika and I, both have decided
812
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,941
that the sperm bank
isn't the right fit for Malika.
813
00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:24,445
So, we are inviting
my mom and Scott over today
814
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,740
really to see if they
know of anyone that
815
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:31,035
either Malika should be
put on a date with,
816
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,829
or that someone just wants
to donate some sperm.
817
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331
Hi!
818
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,832
Hi, guys.
Both of you.
819
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:39,126
- Hi.
- Wow, Mom. You look fantastic!
820
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:42,421
- Thank you. You look fantastic!
- How cute are you.
821
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,923
Hi.
822
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,674
So, what's shakin' otherwise?
823
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:46,967
So...
824
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,473
who has a little bit
of sperm laying around?
825
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,017
I'll [bleep] right now.
- What?
826
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,102
I don't.
827
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,520
Do you know anyone that has sperm
828
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,230
they want to possibly give to someone
829
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,731
with no questions asked?
830
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,941
Malika?
831
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,025
For Malika.
- It's me.
832
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,777
What?
- Oh, I've always wanted to bang ya.
833
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,946
- Let's do it.
834
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,572
She doesn't wanna have sex with you.
835
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,199
I don't wanna have sex with anyone.
836
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:11,575
- But, what--
- I just want the baby.
837
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:14,078
We went to a sperm bank.
First of all, you guys--
838
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,080
- You went to a sperm bank?
- We went to a sperm bank.
839
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,456
What is a sperm bank?
840
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,166
People just go in there and [bleep]?
841
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,168
- Like, what's it like?
- No. So, we thought--
842
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:24,463
Like, it's always a place
I sort of, like, wanted to see.
843
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,757
- We thought it was--
- You wanted to see a [bleep] clinic?
844
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,843
Scott, focus!
845
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,886
- I'm focused.
A sperm bank.
846
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:35,057
It's like this white,
medicinal office space.
847
00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:36,475
It's a spank bank.
848
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:39,395
- Where?
- Shut the [bleep] up.
849
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:43,315
- Do you have the new nipple bra on?
- Of course, I have the new nipple bra on.
850
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,067
- I was gonna say, those things look good.
851
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,944
It's the only time
you don't tell me to shut up.
852
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,238
I have Kim's--
- It's the c-- My compliments.
853
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:52,074
Anything else,
"Scott, shut up. Shut the [bleep] up.
854
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:54,785
Shut the-- Your [bleep] look--"
"What'd ya say?"
855
00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,038
I, [groans] I just-- I should have,
you know, read the room.
856
00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,082
This is a wrong room to wear this in.
857
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:03,752
I know what it must feel like
to want a sibling for your baby
858
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:08,757
because I always had that feeling
deep down in my heart and my soul.
859
00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:11,218
And that's why I had six kids.
860
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,511
Ya know?
I mean, when I w--
861
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,514
I had a baby at 23
and then tw--
862
00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,808
Yeah, every couple years
I had a baby for a while
863
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,602
and then I got married
and had two more.
864
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:23,439
So, that was always very im--
My passion was my--
865
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,691
And she was desperate
for Kendall and Kylie.
866
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,193
- Yeah.
- She-- You tried so many times.
867
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,904
- Yeah... yeah.
- And she had so many miscarriages.
868
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:33,199
So, I think I understand the desire.
869
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,285
I had Kendall when I was 40
870
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,955
and I really wanted Kendall
to have a sibling
871
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,416
that was closer in age to her.
872
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:46,670
So, I had Kylie when I was 41
and it wasn't easy.
873
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:50,424
I got terrible gestational diabetes
when I was pregnant with Kylie.
874
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:54,595
And with Kendall, I remember having
a miscarriage right before,
875
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,805
so I was nervous the whole time.
876
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,768
I get Malika's desire to have another baby
877
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,939
and have a sibling for Ace,
who's also my godson.
878
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,857
So, I love him madly.
879
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,485
I really think whatever she decides
880
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,363
is gonna be the right decision for her.
881
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,198
Find some friends with benefits.
882
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,783
Find a friend with sperm.
883
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,827
- I would be pregnant right now if I could.
Oh, yeah.
884
00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,955
- I just can't.
You know you can.
885
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,666
- You know your uterus doesn't age.
Your uterus works.
886
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,167
So, you're good if you wanna carry
887
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,460
- her baby.
- You could carry for me.
888
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,088
- You can be my surrogate.
No, it's okay.
889
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,966
- It's a--
- Wait... is that the nipple bra?
890
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:36,554
- I just said that, Kris.
- Oh, I just--
891
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,264
I mean, you can't stop looking.
892
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,266
I mean...
- I knew I shouldn't have worn this bra.
893
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,269
- ...I look no matter what.
Um, so I think we need a list.
894
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,230
Yeah.
- And then we need a turkey baster.
895
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,650
- Turkey baster?
- You know.
896
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:53,571
I totally get what you
would do with a turkey baster.
897
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,407
This was maybe
the wrong group to talk to about this.
898
00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:59,368
Holidays are around the corner.
899
00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:02,621
You're gonna be at holiday parties,
you're gonna be a social butterfly.
900
00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:07,501
- Go spread your wings and, hopefully--
Spread your [bleep].
901
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,003
Scott.
902
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,755
He's a sicko!
903
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,049
Just sayin'.
- Sick, sick,
904
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,885
- sick.
- You want pregnancy? Bend over.
905
00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:18,637
Oh, my goodness.
906
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:21,432
{\an8}Next on The Kardashians...
907
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,351
I am now the brand ambassador
for Balenciaga.
908
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:28,772
I'm hoping that it's not gonna add
so much 'cause I have so much going on.
909
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:29,857
Khloé didn't come?
910
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:32,484
Khloé, last minute, did not come.
911
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,322
People have been talking
about my looks since I was 13.
912
00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:38,741
It just gets exhausting.
913
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,827
I hear nasty things
about myself all the time.
914
00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:46,373
Like, I've never cried about this before,
but I guess it does affect me.
915
00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:49,335
You haven't gone around to movie studios
916
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,419
{\an8}and pitched a movie.
917
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,920
After American Horror Story,
918
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,797
all these different people wanted to meet.
919
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:57,384
- What's the project?
- I sold a movie to Netflix.
920
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,973
Do you think Rocky's
gonna be a drummer?
921
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,477
I don't know...
His dad will be a drummer.
922
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,067
- This is where the baby's gonna go.
Mm-hmm.
923
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,235
Rocky's little area.
924
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,529
About to break that water.
925
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:26,288
- It's time, baby.
- Oh, my gosh. I'm so shaky.
926
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,374
Okay, guys. It's go time.
927
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,417
Push. Push.
928
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:17,089
I am so [bleep] hungover today, guys.
929
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:20,467
I had espresso martinis last night.
It was just one of those nights.
930
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,679
It was just, like, a thing.
Oh, is that for me?
931
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,764
It's got b--
- It says "recover".
932
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:28,475
- Mm.
933
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,310
Not bad.
934
00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:35,566
Cute. We can, we can make that--
935
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,651
Chug, chug, chug.
Yeah!