1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,212 [♪ bright electronic music playing] 2 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:07,465 {\an8}[Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:10,885 We all wanna congratulate Kourtney and Travis. 4 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,763 We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky. 5 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,307 Oh.... announced the name. 6 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:18,393 I don't think you were supposed to say-- Baby! 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,063 [Kris Jenner] Tonight is the premiere of American Horror Story. 8 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,649 [all cheering] 9 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,193 [Ryan Murphy] You were really, really good. They called me and were like, 10 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,029 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,740 So, last year, I made a commitment to myself 12 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,658 that I was gonna slow down. 13 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:36,119 I was [bleep] lying to myself. 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,747 Is there any, like, hope for Tristan 15 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,999 - or is that just, like-- - No. No. 16 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:45,879 Everyone has been really judgy about how I spend my time 17 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,839 because I'm not dating. 18 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,341 I'm a [bleep] control freak. 19 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,886 Tonight is Kim's birthday party. 20 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,804 Kim better not be 12 hours late today. 21 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,307 Last year, she was definitely over an hour. 22 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,601 [Kim] Khloé is unbearable these days. 23 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,144 I'm not in the mood to deal. 24 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,396 She needs to get out and live her life. 25 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:06,483 [Khloé Kardashian] [muffled] Kimberly! Happy birthday, babe. 26 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,568 [cheering] 27 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,654 [♪ dramatic theme playing] 28 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,621 [♪ "Gotta Feeling" by Jamra playing] 29 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:26,294 ♪ Hey, hey, what's the deal ♪ 30 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:29,005 ♪ I say spin the wheel ♪ 31 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,218 - [Malika Haqq] Hi, babe. - [Khloé] Hi! 32 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,428 Aw, hello! 33 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,305 Sorry if I stink. 34 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,182 [Malika] No, you don't stink at all. 35 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,850 [Khloé] No, I came from my workout. 36 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,811 [Malika] Well, that's just downstairs, boo. 37 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:46,314 I'm so much happier at home, if you guys can't tell. 38 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,234 I don't feel like, "God, I gotta be out there." 39 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,027 I do not have FOMO. 40 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,573 I feel great about what I did last night, which was nothing. 41 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,033 [Malika] Where's Tatum? Is he asleep? 42 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,535 [Khloé] No, he just went to the park. 43 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,203 [Malika] I need my baby fix. 44 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,454 [Khloé] Oh, my gosh. 45 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:05,083 So, I've been working on a project, 46 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:09,629 and I need your input and your support. 47 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,924 - Okay. Obviously. - I wanna have another baby. 48 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,885 - With who? - We don't know. 49 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,846 - What? - We don't know. 50 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,556 So, are we looking for a man? 51 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,849 - No. - Oh, okay. 52 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:25,145 I just think I might have to go to the sperm bank, ya know? 53 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,646 Okay. 54 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,523 Oh. 55 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:34,571 A sperm bank, okay. Well... I'll try anything once. 56 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:37,448 [laughs] I mean, let's-let's-let's see what this is about. 57 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,200 I have embryos if you want one. 58 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,162 I mean, that's not a terrible idea, actually. 59 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,663 They're not. They're really cute. 60 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,374 I bet-- I mean, you make great babies. 61 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:49,210 - But could you imagine? - Oh, that would be super weird. 62 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,504 - But okay, so we wanna have another baby? - I mean, no-- Well-- 63 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,589 Yeah. 64 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,801 Malika has a beautiful three-and-a-half-year-old son named Ace. 65 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,595 She's never wanted an only child. 66 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,431 She's always wanted to have siblings for him. 67 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:07,353 Obviously, her situation is different. She's not with the father of her son. 68 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,148 And respectfully, there's just no prospects. 69 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:14,444 I don't wanna be, like, 42, 45 and pregnant. 70 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,237 I'm like, "I fought for this body." 71 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,989 - Mm-hmm. - But if I'm gonna carry, like, 72 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:21,910 it has to happen almost now 'cause I'm not a spring chicken, 73 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,620 - you know, but... - [chuckles] 74 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,373 ...if I was gonna use a surrogate, then I have time. 75 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,792 Why don't we just ask Rob to give you some sperm? 76 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,961 - I mean-- - He's a good catch. 77 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,465 - [squeals] - Excuse me, we like to keep this 78 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,467 - in the family. - Oh, my God. 79 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,927 Would you like to donate? 80 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,262 You guys have already slept together. 81 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,264 - [Rob Kardashian] [over phone] Hello? - Hi, baby. 82 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,433 {\an8}- [Rob] Hey. - Um, I'm with Malika. 83 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,518 {\an8}- [Rob] Hey. - [Khloé] Hey! 84 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:48,811 {\an8}- [Malika] Hey, Rob. - [Rob] Hey. 85 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:51,981 Real serious question, though. Like, Bible serious. 86 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,943 Malika wants to have another kid. 87 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,653 - [Rob] Hey. - Hey. 88 00:03:56,653 --> 00:04:01,532 And she was gonna go to a sperm bank to get sperm, 89 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:05,578 - but I just said why not get it from you? - [Rob] I can't [bleep] anymore. 90 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,914 - What? - Is it broke? 91 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,459 Rob, just-- You don't have to-- You just put it in a cup. 92 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,671 - [Rob] I can't [bleep] anymore. - [Khloé chuckles] 93 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,382 What, are you tired from last night? 94 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:21,719 But what does that have to do for the sperm? 95 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,972 [Rob] I just said I can't [bleep] anymore. 96 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,765 - [Khloé] Okay. - [Khloé/Malika chuckling] 97 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,142 [Rob] What, what don't you get? 98 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,478 Okay, well, we have time to prepare her womb, 99 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,939 so we could prepare your penis. 100 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,776 So, we could-- You just simmer on this conversation, okay? 101 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,070 [Rob] I just told you I can't [bleep] anymore. 102 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,198 Okay. I love you. This is weirder than I thought. 103 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,283 [Rob] I love you guys. 104 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,659 - Okay, love you too. Bye. - Love you more. 105 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,411 My brother is just, like-- 106 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:50,498 He's just disgusting and we can't ever just talk normal. 107 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,584 But... I don't think there's a problem. 108 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:56,504 I do wanna ask you, if you can, whenever, 109 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,798 I can make an appointment when you can go with me. 110 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,092 - Mm-hmm. - Like, it's the sperm bank part 111 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,095 that I just am like-- I have a head thing about it. 112 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,681 And what is your fears about the sperm bank? 113 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:12,437 I guess it's... maybe my disappointment with not 114 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,398 doing it the way I th-thought I would do it, 115 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,109 like, being married and all those things. 116 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,820 You don't fantasize about, as little girls. 117 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,741 You're not like, "Oh, one day I wanna go to a sperm bank 118 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,034 and have another child." 119 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:31,205 Like, these aren't things that... you think about as a kid. 120 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:34,709 But for women, the older you get, time is ticking, and blah, blah, blah, 121 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,087 so... women put the pressure on themselves. 122 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,757 [laughs] I really can't believe I'm gonna do it. 123 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:44,385 - Step by step. - I can just make you my baby daddy. 124 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,430 - Oh, my God. Yes. - [Malika laughs] 125 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,766 [♪ upbeat music playing] 126 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,601 ♪ Step on the scene, now I'm causin' havoc ♪ 127 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,686 ♪ Lookin' so good, gotta have it ♪ 128 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,396 ♪ Watch me go like ♪ 129 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:56,689 ♪ 130 00:05:56,689 --> 00:06:00,902 Everyone in my family's so busy, so when they stop by, it is nice. 131 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:04,739 And Khloé has taken me to a couple doctor's appointments. 132 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,784 So, like, she's been really supportive and helpful. 133 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:08,868 [Khloé] There we go. 134 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,162 [groans] Okay. 135 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,249 Just hold it up. 136 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,921 Yay! 137 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:23,758 [gasps] Oh. Kourtney, get over yourself. 138 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,636 - Do you like this? - Is that Kimberly Noel? 139 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,346 - Do you recognize? - [Khloé] From the Met? 140 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,264 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] When you feel like a couch, 141 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:33,267 - you might as well dress like one. - Oh, my God. You, l-- You need help? 142 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,354 Yeah, we just took photos for a-- my Halloween costume. 143 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,772 - [laughs] - Oh, that's cute! 144 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,816 This dress is actually really pretty. 145 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,776 [in British accent] 'Ello, babes. 146 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,945 [normal] Least you don't have to wear a prosthetic bump. 147 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,029 [Kourtney] I don't. 148 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,906 I called Kim the other day and I was like, 149 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,200 "How funny would it be if I did your dress?" 150 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,911 And she's like, "Oh, my God, I'm sending it over." 151 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,539 It was here within, like, literally an hour. 152 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,165 - What? - Yeah. 153 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,584 Do you know that for Halloween, 154 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,630 Kourtney is wearing my Met ball dress that looks like the couch? 155 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,215 - Stop. - Yeah. 156 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,967 - Brilliant. - But should she post it 157 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,219 and say, "Freaky Friday"? 158 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,720 What if people don't think it's-- 159 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,639 Like, they don't understand the Freaky Friday 160 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,932 and they think she's calling-- 161 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,309 {\an8}- Well, they wouldn't 'cause it's you. - [crosstalk] 162 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:17,019 {\an8}No, they're not gonna say a "freak". 163 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,438 {\an8}They would-- I think they would get it. 164 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,148 {\an8}Are you posting it today? 165 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,984 - [Kourtney] [over phone] Yeah. - Yeah. I think they would totally get it. 166 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,485 I'm so excited. 167 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,028 Cute! 168 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:29,282 [Kourtney] So, my caption's just gonna be, "Freaky Friday." 169 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:31,993 Like, they swapped. 170 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,579 [♪ pensive music playing] 171 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,164 - You get it? - Wow. 172 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,458 [Producer] If you had to "Freaky Friday" 173 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,960 one of your family members, who would you....? 174 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:46,257 I would have to say Kendall Jenner because why the [bleep] not? 175 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,885 I'm gonna be a supermodel going around town. 176 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,386 I could hook up with this per-- 177 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,346 Not that Kendall does that, but I would be doin' that. 178 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:56,350 Hookin' up with every [bleep] person, drunk as a skunk. 179 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,853 No kids, no [bleep] responsi-- 180 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,897 She has responsibilities, but, like, you know what I mean. 181 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,607 Like, I don't have to wake up for carpool. 182 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,942 I don't have to make someone's [bleep] lunch. 183 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,653 I am a [bleep] supermodel with my Doberman 184 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,072 and a [bleep] tequila bottle for breakfast. 185 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,532 I would do it every day. 186 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:15,870 Leave that man wherever I just [bleep] him last. Like, yeah. 187 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,830 Like, she definitely doesn't do any of those things. 188 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:22,210 That's why she's wasting her life. 189 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,963 You're wasting it, Kendall. Let me be you for a second. 190 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,549 So, what if you have your baby on Halloween? 191 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,968 Are you against that or you're, like, thrilled? 192 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,678 No, I want whatever-- 193 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,722 Uh, okay, stop with your bullshit answer. 194 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,807 - Like, your PC answer. - No, I want that. 195 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,309 - Be serious. - I'm serious. Of-- 196 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,395 Who wouldn't want Halloween? It's my-- one of my favorite holidays. 197 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,064 Ugh, I would die. 198 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,943 No. Ugh. Skeletons, spiders, orange, you're scaring me, a knife, an ax? 199 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,237 No, no, no. I want nothing to do with Halloween. 200 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,404 It's ridiculous. 201 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,699 You would love it if you r-rolled in there in your costume 202 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,118 and the doctor is wearing a pumpkin costume? 203 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,246 - Yes. - And they're like, "Spread 'em, baby!" 204 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,747 What a fun experience. 205 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,207 Okay. 206 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:06,087 You want me to be giving birth and my vagina's, like, ripped open 207 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,799 while there's the doctor dressed up as, like, Peter Pan? 208 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:10,883 No. 209 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,678 I would actually be upset if people didn't have costumes, 210 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:17,473 and now, I'm actually gonna get some sort of ears to have ready. 211 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,184 Wow, you're a better girl than I. 212 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,602 [whispers] We knew that. 213 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:26,232 I am ready to get this dress off, though, if you wanna help me. Ooh. 214 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,775 [in British accent] Of course, darling. 215 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,068 [normal] Okay. 216 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,904 - [sighs] - Relief. 217 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,614 Do you need help once you're in there? 218 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:37,118 [Kourtney] No, I'm just gonna-- See? I can barely walk. 219 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,246 [producer] Khloé, did you like being pregnant? 220 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,747 Listen, it's hard. 221 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,709 My ass was bigger than my [bleep] stomach. 222 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,836 Look at this photo. 223 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,672 Like, which one's the pregnant belly? Which side? 224 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,049 I could do this and you wouldn't know. 225 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,260 You look so pretty. 226 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,596 [Kourtney] Should we do a check-in? 227 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:01,392 Are you feeling light and happy or are you feeling dark and heavy? 228 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,185 - Which one? - Rawr. 229 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,230 I mean, I always try to be on the lighter side. 230 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,274 Who the [bleep] wants to be dark and heavy? 231 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,984 Sometimes you can be. Let's not-- 232 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,694 - [Khloé laughs] - Let's not-- 233 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,404 Sometimes you can be too, babe. 234 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,156 Are you having sex? 235 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,742 I am not, but thank you for your 236 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,077 - hard-hitting questions. - I wouldn't think so, to be honest. 237 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,704 [laughs] 238 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,124 Like, if it happens, it happens. I'm not-- 239 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,460 I don't know. 240 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,129 I don't want this to be mean, but, like, having Tristan, like, 241 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,716 off and, like, working, like, I feel so... 242 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,801 good that, like, he's in Cleveland and he's out doing-- 243 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,011 Like, I just feel like, 244 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,348 "Okay, like, there's a separation 245 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,099 - and it's good." - Yeah, I just said that to Travis 246 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,184 the other day. I was like, 247 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,687 "I feel like now that Tristan is gone, 248 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:50,733 that maybe Khloé could be, like, free to--" 249 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,819 - Yeah, just-- - Just even, like, go out and have fun. 250 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,237 - Just anything. - [Kourtney] Yeah. 251 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:58,574 I love Kourt for being that concerned about me, 252 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,576 but I'm very content, I'm happy. 253 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:04,038 I feel like I'm [bleep] thriving in my own little circle and world, 254 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,583 but, like, just even to think about someone being in my space 255 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,002 or I have to share my TV with them or my bed, 256 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,879 I'm like, "No." 257 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,173 No means no and that's all you gotta know. 258 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:18,969 I'm just finding my rhythm again in life, I guess. 259 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,849 [♪ upbeat music playing] 260 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:33,067 [Kim] I am really tired and my birthday was exhausting. 261 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,861 My mom always tells me to slow down. 262 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,656 Hello. Where in the world are ya? 263 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,367 Oh, you're just sitting in your living room? 264 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,536 Chilling? 265 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,081 And then, on the other hand, she's like, "Um, okay, so I got this deal for you. 266 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,958 You have to do it. I'm booking you for it." 267 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,044 It's like, "I just wanna sleep in." 268 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,130 I gotta get back to my natural energy. 269 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:58,175 With some feather boots on. You are fancy. 270 00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,635 So, how was the meeting? 271 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,637 - How did it go? - It was so good. 272 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:06,392 Ryan Murphy came over to pitch Kim and I an idea about a new show. 273 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,018 [Ryan] So, here's the idea. 274 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:13,649 So, Kim is the world's best, most expensive divorce lawyer. 275 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,317 - Oh. - [Ryan] And she has her own firm. 276 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,819 I have some experience. 277 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,613 The network liked it so much 278 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:23,534 that they decided to just jump into another project together. 279 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,412 Ya know, like they say, "while the iron is hot". 280 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,331 We pitched it and there was a whole boardroom 281 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,542 and they were so excited. 282 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:36,130 And I got in the car and I got a text in two seconds from the network 283 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,091 that said, "We can't wait to work with you and Ryan." 284 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,302 This is perfect for you. 285 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,803 It really is. 286 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,766 It's just-- I really have to, like, wrap my head around this. 287 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,851 - Like, we're doing this. - But he knows that. He is so-- 288 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,354 I just really have to map it all out 'cause it all has to, like-- 289 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,774 - Line up. - It'll be interesting just how 290 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,484 I figure this all out. 291 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,319 Another chapter for you. 292 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,614 - Mm-hmm. - Like, a whole new career. 293 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,241 [Kim] If I think about just what I have going on in the next week, 294 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,161 I did a collab with SKIMS and Swarovski, 295 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,247 and we're doing the whole store opening in New York. 296 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,249 SKIMS Men's is launching. 297 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:16,337 I'm shooting a GQ cover, I'm launching a nipple bra. 298 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,883 But somehow, I'm gonna squeeze in a whole new TV project. 299 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,927 [Kris] How was your birthday with the kids? 300 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,888 I thought my birthday, I'd have a f-- a day to myself. 301 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,934 I was stuck doing everything that everyone else wanted to do. 302 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,938 I was stuck watching YouTube unboxing videos on my birthday. 303 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,483 I had a FIFA tournament, Color Me Mine. 304 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,318 You should see the ugly thing I made. 305 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,071 Like, this is not what I wanted to be doing on my birth-- 306 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:46,408 I need to sit my kids down and be like, "This isn't Mother's Day. 307 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,369 "Like, this is my day. 308 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,580 "Do you think a mom wants to go to Color Me Mine 309 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,875 - one more time on her birthday?" - [Kris laughs] 310 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,211 Whose birthday is it? 311 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,712 - No, I was tortured. - I would, 312 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,297 - I would die. - Just make me breakfast. 313 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,924 - That's a great birthday. - Yeah. 314 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,094 [Producer] What would your perfect birthday have been? 315 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,347 To lock my door, not get out of my bed, 316 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,058 and eat cookies and cream ice cream all day long. 317 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,102 That's what would've been my dream. 318 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,188 But no. No one cares about my dreams. 319 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,399 Not four kids, at least. 320 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:23,904 I think that we've all, as moms, been through some days 321 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,198 where we don't wanna be doing what we're doing, 322 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,159 but we do it for our kids, so... come on, Kim. 323 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,246 Suck it up, and do a little Color Me Mine. 324 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,956 Having four is hard. 325 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,875 It's, like, a madhouse. 326 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,627 Your house is a circus because you have a lot. 327 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,588 And you have a lot going on. 328 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,300 I'm gonna get my shit together and I'm gonna be a [bleep] drill sergeant. 329 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,093 Like, Khloé is so tough. 330 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,345 Well, have you talked to her about this? 331 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,432 - No, because she's just very judgmental. - 'Cause she-- 332 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,933 Oh. 333 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,060 She's very judgmental... 334 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,979 - Yeah. - ...if things aren't perfection. 335 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,565 I'd say I'm, like, half of a Khloé parenter 336 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525 and half of a Kourtney parenter. 337 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:06,405 Kourtney's like, "It's all love. Do what you want," you know? 338 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,992 But then I also get Khloé and I-I get that order, 339 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:14,538 but it's difficult for me to be a really strict parent. 340 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:18,626 You're gonna have to create some boundaries for everybody else, 341 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,963 including me, including your friends, including some business associates. 342 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,842 Being a mom, being a working mom, it's really hard. 343 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,553 I know Kim 344 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,182 and I know how she thrives on her workload, 345 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,768 but we all still need a little bit of balance. 346 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,271 You just need to create a world for yourself 347 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,815 where less people have access to you. 348 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,526 And everyone else can [bleep] off. 349 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,819 Mm-hmm. 350 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,031 [♪ bright music playing] 351 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,665 [♪ upbeat music playing] 352 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,550 Perfection, as always. You bring nothing less. 353 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,635 Look up. 354 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,639 Oh, my God. Kim is in a good mood today, guys. 355 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,933 I'm either in a good mood or I'm like, 356 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,226 "[bleep] that hoe 357 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,354 - and everyone's a [bleep] idiot." - It's never towards us, but she just-- 358 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,398 [Kim] I think today's shoot will be cool. 359 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,568 I'm shooting the GQ Man of the Year cover. 360 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,654 {\an8}- Hey. - [Kim] Hi. 361 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,155 {\an8}Good morning. 362 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,116 - How are you? - [crosstalk] 363 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826 [Will Welch] Can I show you an idea for a picture 364 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,536 - and see what you think? - [Kim] Yeah, of course. 365 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,122 'Cause this-- Obviously, we're playing with all this tailoring and menswear 366 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,417 - and there's this iconic Demi... - Yeah. 367 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,419 - God, I love that. Love that. - ...shoot. 368 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,381 [Kim] Well, I'm so glad that I have a little bit of clout here, 369 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,799 being GQ's Man of the Year 370 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,428 'cause at home, like, I've turned into the embarrassing mom, 371 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,846 the cringey mom. 372 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,391 Do you think I'm a cool mom or am I a cringey mom? 373 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:01,020 - [whispers] Cringe. - [gasps] I'm a cringe mom? 374 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,314 Are you the new North? North says I'm so cringe. 375 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,942 - Do I look like the GQ Man of the Year? - Probably. 376 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,945 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [camera clicking] 377 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,196 ♪ Look at me ♪ 378 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,615 ♪ Hey ♪ 379 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:19,288 My kids, they say "gyat" and "gyat" means a big butt. 380 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,331 I got it off TikTok, [chuckles] 381 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,460 and it was, like, made you feel so old 382 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,254 when you don't know what, like, the slang words are. 383 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,048 ♪ I'll make a splash ♪ 384 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,466 ♪ I'll mix it up ♪ 385 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,801 ♪ I'm feelin' bad ♪ 386 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,511 ♪ I'm feelin' young ♪ 387 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,931 So, I was like, "Guys, we're late. We've 'gyat' to go." 388 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,392 - And they were like... - [crew laughing] 389 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,228 "Mom, you're so embarrassing!" 390 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,480 ♪ 391 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,607 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪ 392 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,110 {\an8}I just told the story how I'd said, "You've 'gyat' to go." 393 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,488 {\an8}Why am I so cringey? Why am I so annoying? 394 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,365 [North West] [over phone] First, you're so cringey 'cause you're saying those words. 395 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,992 Gyat damn. 396 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,328 - [phone beeps, dial tone] - Oh, she hung up on me. 397 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:04,333 Next stop, I'm heading to New York to my Swarovski collab 398 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,709 and it's gonna be amazing. 399 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,419 ♪ I think I'll try it on ♪ 400 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,923 [♪ pensive music playing] 401 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,056 Are you excited? Are you nervous? What's happening? 402 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:23,018 I'm... nervous 'cause I know that this is crazy. 403 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,438 Yeah, but this is not-- You're not deciding anything. 404 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,649 - No, I know, but still. - We're gonna just see how we feel 405 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,567 once we gather information. 406 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,987 Today is the day that Malika and I are going to a sperm bank 407 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,699 to get educated on the whole sperm bank idea. 408 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,285 Okay. Where is the sperm bank? 409 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,454 [Malika laughs] 410 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,915 I don't know why I thought this was a parking spot. 411 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,750 Clearly I've never driven before. 412 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,086 Okay, if I pass out while we're in here... 413 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,882 [sighs] Shortest skirt in the world, but I got this. 414 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,971 Yeah, she wanted to wear a [bleep] black and white striped cardigan 415 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,806 to come here. I said, "Come on, Beetlejuice. 416 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,599 "You've gotta spruce it up a little bit. 417 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,394 Ya never know what sperm you're gonna run into." 418 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,104 Hi, how are you? 419 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,565 Good. Welcome to California Cryobank. 420 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,150 Sh-- We're here for Malika. 421 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,068 Feel free to ask us any questions. 422 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,362 - We'll follow you. - Yeah. Excellent. 423 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,656 Oh, and we could play ping-pong and talk about sperm. 424 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,783 Yes. Ping pong, sperm. 425 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,245 [worker] You guys are gonna get some couture to wear 426 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,997 while we head into the lab. 427 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,291 - [Malika] Thank you. - Is something gonna splash on us? 428 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,584 - Nope. - Okay. 429 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,419 - [crosstalk] - Just makin' sure. I was like... 430 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,462 - You're very safe. - I was like, "That's a little gross." 431 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,882 I actually respect a lab coat. 432 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:38,719 I would like cleanliness protection at a sperm bank. 433 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,387 [lab tech] These are the tanks with donor sperm. 434 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,222 That's what the-- how the sperm donors are labeled. 435 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,932 [Malika] That's a lot of donor. 436 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:47,102 You just lift the lid, you're like, "Hey! Ya in there?" 437 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:51,064 It's small. I thought these freezers were, like, ginormous size. 438 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,941 Sperm isn't that big, I guess. 439 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,402 - Where would you like us to sit? - I think the two of you here, 440 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,820 - so you can see the computer... - Nice. 441 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,906 ...so you'll have a chance to look at some donors, too. 442 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,200 - [laughs] Oh. Yeah! - [softly] Oh, my God. 443 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,454 [Khloé] I would imagine people are going for your physical attributes 444 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,873 and I don't know if that's the right way to go about it. 445 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,169 This is one of the most personal choices you may ever make, right? 446 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,296 And so, you gotta see what jumps out at you. 447 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:18,967 These donors are either, uh, platinum or silver. 448 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,052 So, the platinum donors, 449 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,972 you would be the only person that has access to those-- 450 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,515 to that donor's vials. 451 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,184 I think we start there. 452 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,853 - Okay. - We're, we're learning. 453 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,146 [Khloé] Thank you so much. 454 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,774 - Let's do 5'8" and taller? Okay. - No. Yeah, that's, like-- 455 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,276 Even six. Let's get rid of 6'3" and whatever. 456 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,694 Oh. 457 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,448 - Oh, that's a cute baby. - Okay, let's look at him. He's 6'2". 458 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,325 You better talk about it. 459 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,954 African American, French Canadian, German, and Polish. 460 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,830 He was really cute as a baby. 461 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,250 [Khloé] We can see the donor's photos 462 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,877 from infancy to, like, two years old. 463 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:57,214 But I don't give a [bleep] what you looked like when you were born. 464 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,926 6'2", athletically built, guidance counselor. 465 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,762 Huh, it's a lotta Canadians. 466 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,681 Canadian and British people. 467 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,767 - Yeah. - I love British. And Canadians are nice. 468 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,521 He's a bowler? Hm. It's a no for me. 469 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,439 "Has a heart of gold." 470 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,859 How the [bleep] do they know that? 'Cause I could say anything. 471 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,945 I could say I'm [bleep] Simone Biles. 472 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:25,242 I think that this is such an amazing place for so many people 473 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:29,496 and, like, how cool that we have this option, 474 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:35,419 but do I think we can try a couple different avenues before this stop? Yes. 475 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,838 - How did it all go? - It's still weird for me. 476 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,841 Most people we speak to, this isn't plan A, 477 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:44,886 and it might not even be plan B, and so, we are very sensitive to that. 478 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,931 But it also means that you're not alone in those feelings. 479 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,017 It's a stressful process. 480 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,727 And so, it is okay to take your time with it. 481 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,147 - I know you have your timeline, but like-- - Yeah. Ugh, now I'm gonna cry. 482 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,982 - Why? - [consultant] It's okay to take... 483 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,151 - Why are you crying? - ...your time and do what's right 484 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,403 for you and your family when you're ready. 485 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,573 [♪ tender music playing] 486 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,953 [♪ emotional music playing] 487 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,625 [sniffles] 488 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,210 [Khloé] I know Malika's freaking out. 489 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:22,549 She's super emo and she is internally sobbing. 490 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:26,261 She is thinking about, like, every wrong thing she's ever done in her life. 491 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,306 I know who she is. She cries at [bleep] bank commercials. 492 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,976 So, this isn't goin' good for her inside. I know. 493 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:39,107 I'm thankful to have the education, but, like, I feel overwhelmed. 494 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,902 [sniffling] 495 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:47,074 I mean, nothing's final until, like, it is. 496 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:51,328 I'm totally certain that I'm going to have another baby. 497 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,872 I'm just not all that clear about 498 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,334 - how I'm gonna get there. Yeah. - You get there. 499 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,044 And I think you're doing the smart thing 500 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,338 by getting all the information you can 501 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,590 and then you make your decision what's best for you. 502 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:08,929 I mean, I went a nontraditional route, as well, to get my son 503 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:13,016 and I really think that if Malika or anyone 504 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:16,728 has their hopes on having a family... 505 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:21,233 then, you know, people have to do what they have to do to get the end result. 506 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,317 Well, thank you. 507 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,860 - You're so welcome. - You've been so helpful. 508 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,947 I do feel educated and that was the real point. 509 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,866 I think it's a great thing that this exists to have as an option. 510 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,952 And I'm not totally ruling it out, 511 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,163 but all that I learned kinda made me go like, "God, 512 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:38,458 I gotta, like, act like I like someone and just have a baby with him." 513 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,294 Think my whole tush is out, but that's fine. 514 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,880 - Thank you, guys. - [all] Bye. 515 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,508 And I need a drink. Can we go get a drink? 516 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,677 - Well, at your house. That's fine too. - Sure. Yeah. 517 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,095 I know that's where you wanna go anyway. 518 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,931 I'm like, "Ah, we're going to see real people?" 519 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,143 {\an8}[♪ upbeat music playing] 520 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,272 ♪ Move ♪ 521 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,151 I had all these pumpkins, like, set up. 522 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,652 [Kris] They're so cute. 523 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,529 [Kourtney] We're at Travis's now. 524 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:12,242 Because Travis and I have really been taking our time with... 525 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:17,706 figuring out where it makes sense for us to live together, 526 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:21,793 because the kids are all so comfortable in their spaces, 527 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:26,214 but it feels like we've kinda figured out a plan for now. 528 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:30,677 So, we're gonna move into his house, which is a block away, 529 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:35,307 and then redo my house at the same time... 530 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,767 so that we can all be together, 531 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,229 living together under one roof with the baby. 532 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,523 [Kris] Oh, this is so cute! 533 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,816 [Kourtney] Look at the dining room. 534 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,860 And then you should carve at least one of 'em. 535 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,030 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You did this? 536 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,740 [Kourtney] Like, I had it all, like, set up, 537 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,242 so when he got back it was, like-- felt like Halloween 538 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:59,080 'cause he was missing... two weeks of it on tour. 539 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,084 Everything that needs to be over at Travis's is there. 540 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:07,464 And we just had the baby's closet built out, 541 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:11,885 so that he has... a cute, little closet. 542 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:17,724 And yeah, I'm just excited to organize and put away all of his clothes. 543 00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,770 Wait, you have a drum set where the baby sleeps? 544 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,272 - Yep. - This is not normal, Kourtney. 545 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,442 [Kourtney] He's gonna get used to some drums. 546 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,529 How can you play drums if the crib is right there? 547 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,947 [Kourtney] He was getting ready for tour. 548 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,032 - He has to practice. - In the bedroom? 549 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:37,619 You have a huge house and you're practicing next to the bed? 550 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,038 [Kourtney] Okay. This is the stuff that I have to put away 551 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,915 - 'cause now this is... - [whispers] This isn't normal. 552 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,416 - ...crazy. - It's not normal. 553 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,420 None of this goes here without baskets, you know? 554 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,505 [Kris] Oh. 555 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,508 Totally hormones. She's ready to pop. 556 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,218 [Kourtney] So, he doesn't have that many clothes. 557 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,555 This is a real vintage shirt from Pirates of the Caribbean. 558 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,640 - [Kris] Stop. - Isn't that so cute? 559 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,350 [Kris] The baby is gonna fill up... 560 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,060 - And this I didn't finish. - ...this whole thing. 561 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,229 We have to get a cover on that and then where's-- 562 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,147 Do you-- Should we get another table? 563 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,400 I used to always say to my mom, 564 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,236 when she would harass me... about, 565 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,947 "You don't have this done yet and this isn't put together." 566 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:17,075 And I would say, "People had babies in caves 567 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:21,413 "without a diaper, without a wipe, without a pacifier, 568 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,999 without anything, and they were all okay." 569 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,293 What if your water broke, like, right now? 570 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:30,755 [Kourtney] Well, let's not say that 'cause I am not ready. 571 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,049 Oh. Well, after we're done. 572 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,760 [Kourtney] Well, no, my husband's on a plane coming home. 573 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,347 Oh, okay... Okay, then when he lands. 574 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:42,434 [Kourtney] No, I need to, like, have sex. 575 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,312 [mouths] What? 576 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,398 [normal] This is how you talk to your mother? 577 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:52,319 This is TMI, and I don't need to know this. 578 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,738 Not-- I'm looking at her and thinking-- 579 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,824 Ya know, the visual, it's just-- No, no, no. 580 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,409 Just keep it to yourself. 581 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,746 This is wild. 582 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,165 - [Kourtney] Okay, so we have one-- - That sex is taking a priority 583 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,875 to a birth? 584 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,795 Yeah, 'cause then you can't have sex for six weeks after. 585 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:14,633 [Producer] Who's going with you when you have the baby? 586 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,176 - Just Travis. - [producer] Not your mom? 587 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,428 - Nope. - [producer] No sisters? 588 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,348 Nope. Unless I feel super stressed out 589 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,058 and I call Khloé or something, 590 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,477 but because I had a high-risk pregnancy, 591 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,480 I need to feel good and stay calm, 592 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:34,819 so the unplanned plan is that I just want it... to just be us. 593 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,322 Today is our three-year anniversary 594 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:41,493 of the first time that we were ever together. 595 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,579 - So, this is your sex anniversary? - And our-- 596 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:48,875 - And then a year later, we got engaged. - Your sex-aversary? 597 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:52,212 We got engaged one year later on the same date. 598 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,047 Oh, I know. I was there. 599 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,634 Just to be clear, I was there when they got engaged. 600 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:00,178 Not... the other thing. 601 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:04,182 Wait, so I got the coolest gift for... 602 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,477 our... anniversary today. 603 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:11,564 - And it's coming-- - You give gifts for the annual 604 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,609 - sex-aversary? - It's also our engagement. 605 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,487 {\an8}It was, like, you have, like, one life on this planet 606 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,240 and I feel like we like to be, like, 607 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,244 - havin' extra reasons to be, like-- - [Kris] Celebrate. 608 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,579 Yeah. Do I just put this in here for now? 609 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,415 So, what'd you get as a gift? 610 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,127 {\an8}[Kourtney] The movie that we watched, you know, the first time... 611 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,129 - Uh-huh. - ...was True Romance, 612 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,964 and it's his favorite movie. 613 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:39,676 And so, I found the wedding rings. 614 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,845 - [Kris] [laughs] Stop. - [Kourtney] Their actual wedding rings 615 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,096 from the movie. 616 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:46,182 - The actual rings they used in the movie? - Yeah. 617 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:49,310 Who-- What prop company would save those? 618 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,438 [Kourtney] Look, this is a "Lovey" blanket. 619 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,856 [Kris] Oh, that's cute. 620 00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,942 Mickey and Minnie have to be together. 621 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,361 Did you see there was, like, a viral thing on the internet 622 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,946 that they broke up? 623 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:02,031 - Minnie and Mickey? - Yeah. 624 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:07,245 It was, like, after, like, 92 years together or something, 625 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,538 they broke up. 626 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,333 - Well, like I said... - This little tag can come off. 627 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,295 ...don't believe everything ya hear on the internet. 628 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,798 Minnie and Mickey got together and decided it was a good idea. 629 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,092 I don't know what happened. Blame it on the mouse. 630 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,261 - [producer] Yes! - [Kris laughs] 631 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,263 Feels so heavy when I walk, 632 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:30,143 and the doctor told me he's not even down, like, super low. 633 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,979 When's the actual due date? 634 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:34,397 November 7th. 635 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,900 Can you believe it's so close to your birthday? 636 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:41,029 That probably means you were conceived on Valentine's Day like I was. 637 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,948 - Like he was. - Oh, that's interesting. 638 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:47,035 Yeah, that's why they say Scorpios are really sexual. 639 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,204 - Maybe it's 'cause they were... - I'm a love child. 640 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:52,665 - ...conceived on Valentine's Day. - For sure. I know for sure now. 641 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:58,755 [♪ "OO WAH (It's All Good)" by Alula playing] 642 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,006 ♪ Oo wah, oo wah ♪ 643 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,800 ♪ Oo wah, oo wah, oo wah ♪ 644 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:06,095 - [Kris] Kenny? Hi! - [Kendall Jenner] Hey. 645 00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,097 - [Kris] Hey! - [Kendall] Just getting dressed. 646 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,933 [Kris] Do you need a brush for your hair or anything? 647 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,018 - [Kendall] You know what, Mom? - [Kris] Like she's five. 648 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,312 - [Kendall] [bleep] off. - [Kris] Can I brush your hair, Kendall? 649 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,939 [Kendall] What are you trying to say? 650 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,649 Kelsey, do y-- do you think she should 651 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,943 brush the back of her hair? 652 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,695 - [Kendall] Mom! Leave me alone! - She looks like a rugrat. 653 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:26,366 We are at my old high school, Sierra Canyon, 654 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,661 and today is their Mental Health Day. 655 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:33,248 So, they invited me to come speak and answer some questions, 656 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,916 so I'm really happy to be here. 657 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,918 [Kris] I have a brush in my bag right here. 658 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,003 No, I don't need a brush! 659 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,339 - This is my vibe. - Oh, that's a vibe? 660 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,384 Wait, is that a vibe these days? Messy hair? 661 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:48,263 [producer] In high school, who was the best student of all your kids? 662 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,432 Oh, I'm not gonna say that. No, no, no. 663 00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,810 [producer] Who got into the most trouble? 664 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,313 Khloé. [laughs] Sorry, Khloé. 665 00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,482 I even took myself out of real high school 666 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:02,819 and enrolled myself in homeschool and forged my parents' names 667 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,404 and then told them after the fact. 668 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,031 [producer] Who was the best behaved? 669 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,324 [Kris] Kendall. 670 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,911 [principal] [over mic] Will you all join me in welcoming Kendall Jenner? 671 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:13,746 - [applause] - Come on up. 672 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,957 [producer] Who talked back the most? 673 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,625 [Kris] Kourtney. 674 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:18,710 [laughs] 675 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,962 - [producer] And Kim? - [Kris] Perfect. 676 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,883 She was? Okay. 677 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,385 [teacher] We're so thankful given that you are an alum 678 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,554 and you also tend to your own wellness 679 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,681 and are very open about it to the public. 680 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:32,765 I'm so honored. 681 00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,475 I love nostalgia, 682 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,477 so I love going back to my old school 683 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,938 and seeing the campus and how it's evolved. 684 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,858 But on top of all of that, I think that a really fun part of this 685 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,694 is just being able to talk to the current students 686 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:49,198 and give my word of advice on how I've dealt with my mental health journey. 687 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:52,785 So, I love it and I'm, I'm honored to be a part of it. 688 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:56,956 When you attended Sierra Canyon, you openly shared about struggling with 689 00:31:56,956 --> 00:32:00,126 self-image and insecurities that high school brings. 690 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:04,172 Can you share some strategies that kinda help you manage social media? 691 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,673 I take breaks a lot. 692 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,760 I love to delete the Instagram app outta my phone 693 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,887 or, especially TikTok or Twitter. 694 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,181 Maybe, like, the first day is a little bit of a shock 695 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,433 'cause you're going through your phone and you're kinda naturally 696 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,978 looking for that app, but it feels so incredible 697 00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:21,397 after the first day or two 698 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,900 and going at least a couple days or a week without it 699 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,694 is one of the most liberating and amazing feelings. 700 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:29,697 It's actually just so good for your brain 701 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:33,618 to turn it off for a little while and, um, be in the real world 702 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,912 and realize that a lotta the things you see on there 703 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:39,207 are just not legit, not real. 704 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,125 And that the only things that matter around you 705 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:44,170 are the people around you and your environment, so... 706 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,923 I think, right now, for kids in high school, 707 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,050 I think with social media, especially, 708 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,636 we can all fall into, like, negative patterns on the internet 709 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,638 and, ya know, see things that we don't really care to see 710 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:59,352 that might bring us down, so I like to just remove myself, um, 711 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,813 so I find it very healthy. I like doing it. 712 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,982 [student] Do you think you could share a personal moment 713 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,693 when you felt like addressing your mental health 714 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:08,486 positively impacted your career? 715 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,988 [Kendall] What was interesting, I think, 716 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,448 when I started to open up about 717 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:17,537 I guess my, my mental health publicly was I didn't-- 718 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,707 I was doing it out of genuine, like, "This is kinda how I feel." 719 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,417 And I always had this weird thing about like, 720 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,795 "How much do I wanna share?" I'm-I'm a relatively more private person. 721 00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,714 Something just kinda came over me one day. 722 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,132 I kinda started sharing things 723 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,551 and the positive thing that I saw come out of it 724 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,303 was making other people feel less alone. 725 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:38,725 It, it was well-received in a way that wasn't about me. 726 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,727 It was about everybody else feeling like, 727 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,438 "Oh, wow, this makes me feel a little bit less alone 728 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,273 or a little bit better about what I'm dealing with." 729 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,108 That was really nice. 730 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:51,738 I think it's really special that Kendall can revisit her high school 731 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:56,826 to share her message about how she feels and deals with anxiety and mental health 732 00:33:56,826 --> 00:34:01,372 and all these things that were so taboo to talk about back in the day. 733 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,915 And I was so proud of her. 734 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,543 Good luck, and know that you're all so gorgeous 735 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,588 and so deserving of all love and beautiful things. 736 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,673 [applause] 737 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:15,970 [♪ "Only Going Up from Here" by Ruby Amanfu ft. Yacht Money playing] 738 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,809 ♪ Honestly, it's easy when you ♪ 739 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:25,480 ♪ Just wake up glowin' like diamonds ♪ 740 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,482 [Kim] Guys, we have to be in the car in 10 minutes. 741 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:30,443 So excited for the Swarovski event. 742 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,988 So, SKIMS is doing a collab with Swarovski. 743 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:36,824 - [camera clicking] - I think the SKIMS girl will really love 744 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,118 having fun crystal pieces. 745 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,703 I know I always loved it. 746 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,207 {\an8}Yeah, I went to the Swarovski store and I got this amazing purse. 747 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,375 {\an8}I love Swarovski. They're really cool. 748 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,086 So, I-I love the Swarovski store. 749 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,047 I love what they've been doing and I think it would be really cool 750 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,050 to partner with the crystals with clothing 751 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,719 and to make some really cool pieces out of crystals. 752 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,638 So, I'm just super excited about this. 753 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,390 One fun fact, every time I put on jewelry, I blow dry it 754 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,310 'cause I can't stand putting on something freezing. 755 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,479 So, look at my outfit. It's, like, all crystals. 756 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,148 So, we have to blow dry the whole thing, so it goes on warm. 757 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:13,319 I used to be freezing in bed and put a blow dryer, like, in my bed 758 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,238 and just turn it on low and-- 759 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:18,199 That's why this room is boiling right now. 760 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,662 - [paparazzi shouting] - [cameras clicking] 761 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:26,082 Hey, can one of you, can you just stand behind me? 762 00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,501 - Just wanna, like-- - [Chris Appleton] That was good. 763 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:31,087 No one ever tried to sit in this skirt. [laughs] 764 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,047 - It's not the most comfy. - [Chris] Looks so good. 765 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:36,884 [♪ upbeat music playing] 766 00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,387 {\an8}[Kim] Hi. 767 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,681 {\an8}[Saint West] [over phone] Can I order KFC, please? 768 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,516 {\an8}KFC? 769 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,059 - [Saint] Can I? - You know what? 770 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,562 We're gonna have to take one sugary thing out of your day. 771 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,481 [Saint] I barely ate something sugary today. 772 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,693 With Saint, there's always a negotiation. 773 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,404 "Please, please, please, Mom. Can I just have one more chocolate 774 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,447 "and then I promise I'll do my homework in an hour? 775 00:35:58,447 --> 00:35:59,740 Please, please, please, Mom." 776 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,659 A biscuit and some honey? 777 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:04,662 [Saint] No, um, like, two biscuits 778 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,998 and then, like, two chicken wings. 779 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,834 This is the biggest negotiator you've ever met. 780 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,878 Doesn't take "no" for an answer. 781 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,672 So, let's do that. You can have a soda with your KFC. 782 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,175 - Go wild tonight. - [Saint] Okay, thanks. 783 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,135 - I love you. Have fun at KFC. - [Saint] Love you. 784 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:20,720 - [Saint hangs up] - Oh. 785 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,931 - [Saint laughing] - Do I get a kiss? 786 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:27,268 A lollipop kiss, that's the best! 787 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:32,315 {\an8}Oh, my God. They look great. Wow. 788 00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:36,360 {\an8}I always had everything bedazzled. 789 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,030 {\an8}Like, my phone was, my Sidekick pager. 790 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:45,203 To think of having a clothing line with, like, the best crystal bedazzles. 791 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:50,499 Bedazzled taxis, like, the whole rollout is so fun and amazing. 792 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:54,295 - This is an event. - [Chris] My God, Kim. The line. 793 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,088 They're lined up in the streets! 794 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,592 [cameras clicking] 795 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:04,972 [Kim] I'm definitely nervous because I just wanna make sure that 796 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:07,808 our collabs were unexpected, iconic. 797 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,478 And I just hope people like it. 798 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:14,023 Oh, my God, it looks so good. 799 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,900 {\an8}Everybody's taking so many pictures. 800 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,027 {\an8}- You look amazing! - No, you look amazing! 801 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:22,114 The store looks insane. Do you love it? 802 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,241 My God, I can't-- 803 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,576 - Like, I'm, like, taking it in. - Oh, my God. You look amazing! 804 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,286 - And thank you. - It looks so good, right? 805 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:33,584 {\an8}I'm really excited that everyone's coming out to celebrate and try something new. 806 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,962 {\an8}I'm so excited about it. 807 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:40,007 {\an8}And there's such great praise and people really love the collection. 808 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,968 {\an8}It's just, like, it'll never get old. 809 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:47,056 Swarovski is so perfect because it's glitzy and glam 810 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:52,061 and I think because SKIMS is so, like, a sporty, simple feel, 811 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,896 - this really amps it up. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 812 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,815 And just gives that glamour girl-- 813 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,650 - The glamour. - Totally. 814 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,194 [♪ upbeat music playing] 815 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:04,282 I mean, I am on cloud nine. This night has been amazing. 816 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,785 But I'm honestly just really looking forward to getting home to my kids 817 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:11,038 'cause they're at home waiting to shame me 818 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:14,125 for being the most embarrassing mom. 819 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,794 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 820 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,424 [♪ "Amazing" by Vanacore Music playing] 821 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:23,342 - ♪ Juicy thing like Tang ♪ - ♪ Like Tang ♪ 822 00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:24,427 ♪ Bang ♪ 823 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,307 Ooh, honey? Hell [bleep] yeah! 824 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,519 These aren't my nipples, just so you guys know. They're Kim's. 825 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,271 [Producer] Her new nipple bra. 826 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:38,482 Yeah. Kim's nipples on my body. 827 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,319 - [Malika] Hi! - Hi! 828 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,612 - Just sitting here eating. - You're so cute. As you should. 829 00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:44,989 I'm about to join you. 830 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,782 [laughing] Is this the Kim nipple bra? 831 00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,409 - [Khloé] Yeah, they're not my nipples. - Yes! 832 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:52,371 Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. 833 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,458 - [people gasp] - And unlike the icebergs... 834 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,793 these aren't going anywhere. 835 00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,712 But Kim is such a bitch. 836 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:03,716 I was like, "If I get my boobs done, I like this size." 837 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:07,636 She was like, "That is too big for you." 838 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,765 - Really? I disagree. - I'm, like, this is, like-- 839 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:14,060 Coming from double D door knockers is telling me 840 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,561 what's too big for me? Please. 841 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,772 So, Malika and I, both have decided 842 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,941 that the sperm bank isn't the right fit for Malika. 843 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:24,445 So, we are inviting my mom and Scott over today 844 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,740 really to see if they know of anyone that 845 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:31,035 either Malika should be put on a date with, 846 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,829 or that someone just wants to donate some sperm. 847 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331 Hi! 848 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,832 - [Khloé] Hi, guys. - [Malika] Both of you. 849 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:39,126 - Hi. - Wow, Mom. You look fantastic! 850 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:42,421 - Thank you. You look fantastic! - How cute are you. 851 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,923 [laughs] Hi. 852 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,674 [Scott Disick] So, what's shakin' otherwise? 853 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:46,967 So... 854 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,473 who has a little bit of sperm laying around? 855 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,017 - [Scott] I'll [bleep] right now. - What? 856 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,102 I don't. 857 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,520 Do you know anyone that has sperm 858 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,230 they want to possibly give to someone 859 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,731 with no questions asked? 860 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,941 Malika? 861 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,025 - [Khloé] For Malika. - It's me. 862 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,777 - [Kris] What? - Oh, I've always wanted to bang ya. 863 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,946 - Let's do it. - [Malika laughs] 864 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,572 She doesn't wanna have sex with you. 865 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,199 I don't wanna have sex with anyone. 866 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:11,575 - But, what-- - I just want the baby. 867 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:14,078 We went to a sperm bank. First of all, you guys-- 868 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,080 - You went to a sperm bank? - We went to a sperm bank. 869 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,456 [Kris] What is a sperm bank? 870 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,166 People just go in there and [bleep]? 871 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,168 - Like, what's it like? - No. So, we thought-- 872 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:24,463 Like, it's always a place I sort of, like, wanted to see. 873 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,757 - We thought it was-- - You wanted to see a [bleep] clinic? 874 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,843 Scott, focus! 875 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,886 - I'm focused. - [Khloé] A sperm bank. 876 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:35,057 It's like this white, medicinal office space. 877 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:36,475 It's a spank bank. 878 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:39,395 - Where? - Shut the [bleep] up. 879 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:43,315 - Do you have the new nipple bra on? - Of course, I have the new nipple bra on. 880 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,067 - I was gonna say, those things look good. - [laughs] 881 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,944 It's the only time you don't tell me to shut up. 882 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,238 - [Khloé] I have Kim's-- - It's the c-- My compliments. 883 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:52,074 Anything else, "Scott, shut up. Shut the [bleep] up. 884 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:54,785 Shut the-- Your [bleep] look--" "What'd ya say?" 885 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,038 I, [groans] I just-- I should have, you know, read the room. 886 00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,082 This is a wrong room to wear this in. 887 00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:03,752 I know what it must feel like to want a sibling for your baby 888 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:08,757 because I always had that feeling deep down in my heart and my soul. 889 00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:11,218 And that's why I had six kids. 890 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,511 Ya know? I mean, when I w-- 891 00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,514 I had a baby at 23 and then tw-- 892 00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,808 Yeah, every couple years I had a baby for a while 893 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,602 and then I got married and had two more. 894 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:23,439 So, that was always very im-- My passion was my-- 895 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,691 And she was desperate for Kendall and Kylie. 896 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,193 - Yeah. - She-- You tried so many times. 897 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,904 - Yeah... yeah. - And she had so many miscarriages. 898 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:33,199 So, I think I understand the desire. 899 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,285 I had Kendall when I was 40 900 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,955 and I really wanted Kendall to have a sibling 901 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,416 that was closer in age to her. 902 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:46,670 So, I had Kylie when I was 41 and it wasn't easy. 903 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:50,424 I got terrible gestational diabetes when I was pregnant with Kylie. 904 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:54,595 And with Kendall, I remember having a miscarriage right before, 905 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,805 so I was nervous the whole time. 906 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,768 I get Malika's desire to have another baby 907 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,939 and have a sibling for Ace, who's also my godson. 908 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,857 So, I love him madly. 909 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,485 I really think whatever she decides 910 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,363 is gonna be the right decision for her. 911 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,198 Find some friends with benefits. 912 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,783 Find a friend with sperm. 913 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,827 - I would be pregnant right now if I could. - [Khloé] Oh, yeah. 914 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,955 - I just can't. - [Khloé] You know you can. 915 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,666 - You know your uterus doesn't age. - [Malika] Your uterus works. 916 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,167 [Khloé] So, you're good if you wanna carry 917 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,460 - her baby. - You could carry for me. 918 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,088 - You can be my surrogate. - [chuckles] No, it's okay. 919 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,966 - It's a-- - Wait... is that the nipple bra? 920 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:36,554 - I just said that, Kris. - Oh, I just-- 921 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,264 I mean, you can't stop looking. 922 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,266 - [Scott] I mean... - I knew I shouldn't have worn this bra. 923 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,269 - ...I look no matter what. - [Kris] Um, so I think we need a list. 924 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,230 - [Malika] Yeah. - And then we need a turkey baster. 925 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,650 - Turkey baster? - You know. [clicks tongue] 926 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:53,571 I totally get what you would do with a turkey baster. 927 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,407 This was maybe the wrong group to talk to about this. 928 00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:59,368 Holidays are around the corner. 929 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:02,621 You're gonna be at holiday parties, you're gonna be a social butterfly. 930 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:07,501 - Go spread your wings and, hopefully-- - [Scott] Spread your [bleep]. 931 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,003 [Kris] Scott. 932 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,755 He's a sicko! 933 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,049 - [Scott] Just sayin'. - Sick, sick, 934 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,885 - sick. - You want pregnancy? Bend over. 935 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:18,637 [Kris] Oh, my goodness. 936 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:21,432 {\an8}[Kim] Next on The Kardashians... 937 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,351 I am now the brand ambassador for Balenciaga. 938 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:28,772 I'm hoping that it's not gonna add so much 'cause I have so much going on. 939 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:29,857 Khloé didn't come? 940 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:32,484 Khloé, last minute, did not come. 941 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,322 People have been talking about my looks since I was 13. 942 00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:38,741 It just gets exhausting. 943 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,827 I hear nasty things about myself all the time. 944 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:46,373 Like, I've never cried about this before, but I guess it does affect me. 945 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:49,335 {\an8}[Kim's agent] [over phone] You haven't gone around to movie studios 946 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,419 {\an8}and pitched a movie. 947 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,920 [Kim] After American Horror Story, 948 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,797 all these different people wanted to meet. 949 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:57,384 - What's the project? - I sold a movie to Netflix. 950 00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,888 [♪ tender music playing] 951 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,973 Do you think Rocky's gonna be a drummer? 952 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,477 I don't know... His dad will be a drummer. 953 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,439 [♪ light drumming] 954 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,067 - This is where the baby's gonna go. - [Kourtney] Mm-hmm. 955 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,235 [Kris] Rocky's little area. 956 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,529 [Travis Barker] About to break that water. 957 00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:20,949 ♪ 958 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:26,288 - It's time, baby. - Oh, my gosh. I'm so shaky. 959 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,374 [Kris] Okay, guys. It's go time. 960 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,417 [nurse] Push. Push. 961 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,004 [♪ bright music playing] 962 00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:17,089 I am so [bleep] hungover today, guys. 963 00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:20,467 I had espresso martinis last night. It was just one of those nights. 964 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,679 It was just, like, a thing. Oh, is that for me? 965 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,764 - [crew member] It's got b-- - It says "recover". 966 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:28,475 - [♪ pensive music playing] - Mm. 967 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,310 Not bad. 968 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,396 [crew chattering] 969 00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:35,566 [crew member 1] Cute. We can, we can make that-- 970 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,651 - [crew member 2] Chug, chug, chug. - [crew member 3] Yeah! 971 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:44,992 [bell tolls]