1 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:07,257 {\an8}Previously on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,676 - I sold a movie to Netflix. - That's amazing! 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,136 That's incredible! 4 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,762 People are like, "Why do you work so much?" 5 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:16,141 Like, okay, yeah, that's my vice. How 'bout let me do what I wanna do. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,143 You do you, I'll do me. 7 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,770 It's Fashion Week! 8 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,023 I really love alone time with Kylie. 9 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,566 I think we're both pretty busy, 10 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,484 so when we get to have these one-on-one moments, 11 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,278 it's always really special. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,196 Oh, look, True, it's in my lap. 13 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,448 Wow. 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,492 Breaking news guys, I am leaving Hidden Hills, 15 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:35,910 but I'm not gonna go far 16 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:39,247 because Kourtney could be in labor any day now. 17 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,498 She's ready to pop. 18 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,791 ♪ Check it out ♪ 19 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,293 Khloé didn't come? 20 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,588 Khloé did not come when she heard it was... 21 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:47,964 Daylight. 22 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,300 She needs to get out and live her life. 23 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,261 All arrows are pointing towards misery. 24 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:56,556 I am a rigid mother-[bleep]. 25 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,570 ♪ What you know about that? ♪ 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,326 ♪ I bet you like it like that, huh ♪ 27 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,913 Let's check on Kourt. 28 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,875 I know. That's such a cute picture. 29 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,168 Maybe she'll see yours. 30 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,378 You know, she never answers for me these days. 31 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:31,424 What? I feel like I talk to her a hundred million times a day. 32 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,556 Hi. 33 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,558 What a [bleep] snake. Hey. 34 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,018 {\an8}My phone is not on loud. 35 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:46,689 {\an8}I'm trying to, like, breastfeed and just saw this pop up. 36 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:50,068 How's the babe? He's perfect. 37 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:54,197 Kourtney had her baby last month and we're all so excited. 38 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,533 I'm, like, multitasking. 39 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,077 Multitasking at its finest. 40 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,163 Kourtney's loving being a mom. 41 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:06,292 A mom times four is, like, the best. 42 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,710 I'm just so happy for her. 43 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:11,506 This is, like, all she's wanted for so, so long. 44 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,717 Can you believe you are a mom of four? 45 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,344 Yeah, a mom of four. 46 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:19,139 Sometimes I'm like, "Damn, I wish I could do it all over." 47 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,393 The one thing I would do is be s-so strict from the start. 48 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,771 - What do you mean? With your diet or...? - With a-- With rules. 49 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,566 And bou-- And, like, strict with the kid. 50 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,401 Are we well? 51 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,111 I'm not saying right now. 52 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,280 - He's zero. - No, you could still start. 53 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,867 I'm doing, like, where you stay home for 40 days. 54 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,451 You're staying home for 40 days. 55 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:43,163 And 40 nights. And 40 nights. 56 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,708 In many different cultures, women don't leave the house 57 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:52,463 after having a baby for 40 days to let your body have that time to heal. 58 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:57,552 And beyond that, I'm really into attachment parenting. 59 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,805 I really don't separate from him. 60 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:04,475 I love being at home right now. 61 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:08,062 Like, my time is dedicated to taking care of my baby 62 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,772 and bonding with him. 63 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,441 Then you're gonna go to a rave. 64 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,068 No, I just feel like I don't wanna 65 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,570 even go anywhere still. 66 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,447 Welcome to my daily life. 67 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,283 I haven't had a baby and I'm still doin' the 40 days. 68 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,202 You should see what I do all day. 69 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,538 I watch these YouTubes where it's, like, Christmas scenes 70 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,790 with Christmas songs. Oh, my God. 71 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:30,668 Wait, do you feel like you're gonna make it to the Christmas Eve party? 72 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:34,255 I haven't really decided. I just wanna see how I'm feeling. 73 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:38,009 Normally, I plan the Christmas Eve party. 74 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,387 I do everything. I'm super detailed about it. 75 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:45,141 But this year, because I'm a new mommy, 76 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:48,394 I have given Christmas Eve over to Kim. 77 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:51,981 Alright, well... think I'm gonna go back 78 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,067 to my blissful baby bubble. 79 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,653 Oh, sorry to pop it for a second. 80 00:03:56,653 --> 00:04:00,323 - Unless you guys have anything else. - No, we're good. Toodles. 81 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,908 Bye, guys. Love you. 82 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,576 Love you. Bye. Love you. 83 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:15,255 Wow. Wow! You got it? 84 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,548 It's wider than that one. 85 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,509 Good job, Tutu. 86 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:24,931 For some reason, I keep getting dissected and scrutinized 87 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,766 for being "too mommy". 88 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,477 Like, "You spend too much time with your kids. 89 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,063 You never wanna be social, you don't have any friends." 90 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:37,318 But, for me, I genuinely feel like I was made to be a mom, 91 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:42,198 and there's no other place I would rather be than here with my kids. 92 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,492 Pasta! Pasta. 93 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,077 There's gonna be a time that my kids 94 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,454 are gonna wanna choose their friends over me. 95 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:53,960 And right now, when I have the opportunity and the privilege 96 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,379 of having dinner with my kids every night, 97 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,172 I'm gonna take advantage of that. 98 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:01,718 In 15 years, my kids are never gonna be like, 99 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,012 "I really wish you worked more." 100 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,348 "I really-- 'Member that time that you were at work late?" 101 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,851 They're gonna be like, "Why the [bleep] weren't you there?" 102 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:13,271 - Here's a small broccoli. - No. 103 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,564 No, thank you. 104 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:19,902 I know that everyone is rooting for me and wants me to go out and, and party. 105 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,571 I wish you were here. 106 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,740 {\an8}I want you to know, you don't leave the house, 107 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,408 {\an8}you're not gonna meet anyone. 108 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,619 {\an8}I don't feel like the 12-hour trip to Paris 109 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,621 {\an8}- was gonna-- much was-- - That's the funnest part. 110 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:33,124 You meet someone, you get excited. 111 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,586 In 12 hours? I could barely get my [bleep] wet in 12 hours. 112 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,130 And trust me, when I get an urge to go out, 113 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,842 or be seen, or be in the streets, I know how to do it. 114 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,887 I've done it way longer than half you hoes. 115 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,890 Camera. 116 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,392 - Say, "Hi." - Hi. 117 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,730 True? Are you eating or just drinking? 118 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,067 I need to drink. I need you to eat. 119 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,322 Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm gonna take this until you eat some. 120 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,283 My sisters and I, we all have different households. 121 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,870 We raise our kids differently. I'm not judging. 122 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,956 If everyone's happy and healthy and great, then wonderful. 123 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:18,252 But my type of parenting is we do everything by a schedule. 124 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:22,882 Like, my kids do love the s-security, if you will, 125 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,801 of knowing, "Okay, after I take a bath, 126 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,136 "I know it's time to get in my pajamas, 127 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:30,056 and lay in bed, and watch TV with my mommy." 128 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,058 Like, it works for me and my family. 129 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:36,479 So, you know I'm leaving to go to Aspen with Lovie 130 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,064 and your aunties. 131 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,358 - Lovie. - Lovie. 132 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:43,403 - When are you coming back? - I'm coming back in a couple days 133 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,030 and we're gonna go s-skiing. Wow! 134 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,281 Wow! 135 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,033 - Lovie. - Lovie. 136 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,326 This trip is just adults. 137 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:53,037 - Lovie. - Lovie. 138 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,622 Nice. 139 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,165 After Christmas and New Year's, 140 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,210 my family and I are gonna go on a family trip to Aspen 141 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,462 and to have family time and, like, no kids 142 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,381 and be with one another and just enjoy. 143 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,595 It is dance party tonight, so... 144 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,973 Go Taytay! Go Taytay! 145 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,685 - ♪ Don't stop 'til ya drop ♪ - Yeah! Work it out. 146 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,395 Work it! 147 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,398 Listen, my kids are six and almost two. 148 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,567 Who knows, in two or three years if I'm like, 149 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,318 "Okay, I need more of a social--" 150 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:28,448 I don't know, but right now, this is what makes me happy 151 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,491 and this is where my heart wants to be. 152 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:33,870 ♪ Da, da-da-da ♪ 153 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,649 Okay, so, when the guests come in... 154 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,360 Mm-hmm. - ...they'll all be guided. 155 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,154 Is music gonna be playing? 156 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,739 The carolers. Yeah, 157 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,823 we have the carolers in here. 158 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:11,908 In here? Yeah. 159 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,702 I'm in the middle of planning Christmas Eve 160 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:15,953 {\an8}with Mindy Weiss, 161 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,373 {\an8}the official Kardashian-Jenner party planner. 162 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:23,544 {\an8}I think this is most similar to what that's gonna look like flocked. 163 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,214 {\an8}As long as it just looks like white snow, 164 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,634 like those pictures, even if it's real snow coming in on the day. 165 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,803 I just have a full white Christmas vision. 166 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:36,140 So, my other idea was either, like, the winter wonderland 167 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:40,186 or cover the whole house to look like gingerbread houses. 168 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:44,023 Oh, my God, I haven't seen any of this. 169 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,107 Hi, guys. 170 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,192 Hello. 171 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,277 It looks amazing. 172 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:51,030 And this is our big gingerbread house. 173 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,324 - Amazing. - Right? And then the star drape-- 174 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,618 The star night is everything. 175 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,204 The starry night, it will all light up. 176 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,372 So cool. 177 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,874 And then, we're gonna fill up the tree with presents tonight, 178 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,042 right? Yes. 179 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,212 'Kay, 'cause I wanna fill it all with the white presents. 180 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,089 Oh, the wrapping paper. 181 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,175 {\an8}Kim kinda sets the bar really high, 182 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:14,428 {\an8}which has really made us a lot more creative, 183 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,055 {\an8}but competitive. 184 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,516 {\an8}The last few years, my mom just copies 185 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,102 {\an8}what I do the year before, 186 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,020 {\an8}but changes the color. 187 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,897 Mine is always better. 188 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:28,317 I always like to do recycled wrapping paper. 189 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,361 Kim's ridiculous. Her wrapping this year. 190 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,614 I mean, they were cotton jersey T-shirts, like, s-- 191 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,242 Whatever you're trying to claim, you're recycling? 192 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,662 {\an8}But it was better than the year she used Velcro for everything. 193 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:43,040 I think the best wrapping paper is between me and Kendall. 194 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,792 Always. Period. 195 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,752 I'm not competitive about shit, 196 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,046 I just know that my wrapping is the best. 197 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,634 And this is our way to our sled slope. 198 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,303 Fun! 199 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,847 So, there will be snow in the front? 200 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,390 We're hoping. 201 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,727 It is starting to, like, pour in LA. 202 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,437 {\an8}Torrential rains, 203 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,690 {\an8}and if it's raining this close up to Christmas Eve, 204 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,526 there's no way that they can bring in the real snow 205 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,069 and that would ruin our whole party. 206 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,822 So, it's very frustrating. 207 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:18,951 I am just praying because if it rains, we're [bleep]. 208 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,122 As much as I want there to be rain in California, 209 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,792 this is just-- I gotta think of something else, like, fast. 210 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,461 So, I'm freaking out. 211 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,729 Oh, my God, this looks amazing. 212 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,442 The party is about to start. It's gonna be so amazing. 213 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,653 And it looks like the rain's stopping. 214 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,071 Thank God. 215 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,115 We had no rain issues. 216 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,702 It is a full winter wonderland here. 217 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,417 This is amazing. 218 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:12,963 Mindy and her team really exceed my expectations. 219 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,985 We are at our annual Christmas Eve party 220 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,113 and we are so excited. 221 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:41,158 I mean, this is literally what we look forward to all year round. 222 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,376 Christmas Eve is such a special night. 223 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:55,339 Our friends are here, family's here, and it's just the best night ever. 224 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,466 It's honestly such an amazing night. 225 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,635 Our kids are running around everywhere. 226 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,054 {\an8}I'm sledding with Paris, like we do. 227 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:06,559 {\an8}Babyface and Wanyá from Boyz II Men and Tank 228 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,060 {\an8}are gonna perform. 229 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,021 {\an8}It's just so much fun. We're dancing all night. 230 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,690 We're eating the best food. 231 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:17,278 Cute. 232 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,864 I've never missed a Christmas Eve 233 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,742 and because I'm a new mom, 234 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,870 I almost thought about missing Christmas Eve, 235 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,039 but I felt like it would be really important 236 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:32,960 for all of our kids to be there with them 237 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,837 and have that memory. 238 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,714 I mean, the best part of these parties 239 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,424 is just that my whole family's here, 240 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,342 and it's a memory that we all have together. 241 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,846 We get super dressed up. It's super fancy. We love it. 242 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:47,141 And we just have such a good time together. 243 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:52,521 I love Christmas. It's so special, so important. 244 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,982 We all turn into 4-year-olds. 245 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,776 We all believe in Santa. 246 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,944 I love the memories that we make. 247 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:03,824 We feel so special, so lucky. And we're all together. 248 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,118 Doesn't get any better than that. 249 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,844 They're coming out now. 250 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,599 'Kay. 'Kay. Just havin' fun. 251 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,351 Like you came over to make pasta. 252 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,021 We're here today shooting a little video for 818 253 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,608 and Kendall, of course, called me because I'm a master chef. 254 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,863 Hey guys, welcome to 818, as we like to cleverly call it. 255 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,073 I am so excited. 256 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,576 Today we're gonna make the cutest pasta of all time 257 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,537 with my sister, Kylie. 258 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,457 I love cooking. I cook for my kids. 259 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,251 It brings me so much joy. 260 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,920 So, I'm here to help my sister. 261 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,507 She is a way better cook than me, so I figured I'd invite her. 262 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,260 But this is the moment that we've all been waiting for. 263 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,886 No, I don't know if that's the truth. 264 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,972 Everyone's been asking for you to have a cooking show. 265 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,682 - No, that's not true. - Yes! 266 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,351 No. I don't-- I appreciate the lies. 267 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,312 You know, Kendall, we've all seen the cucumber. 268 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,357 Be careful, 'cause I cut-- I nicked myself the other day. 269 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,901 I know, I'm kinda scared. There you go. 270 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,611 Kendall's the best sous chef 271 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,114 and helps me for the past two years on Thanksgiving. 272 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,949 I'm gonna cry. That is so nice. 273 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,325 No, you really are. 274 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,578 We thought we ruined Christmas this year, 275 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,872 - but we did not. - Oh, that's true. That is true. 276 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,874 - The truth of the matter-- - And that wasn't sous chef. 277 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,042 - That was me and you, 50/50. - We were 50/50. 278 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,796 And if a-anyone wants to know the results of what happened on Christmas, 279 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,548 we kind of documented a little bit. 280 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:47,011 First time making Beeshee. We have no idea what we're doing. 281 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,931 {\an8}My sisters describe Beeshee as, like, an Armenian pancake. 282 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,642 {\an8}♪ We're making beeshee ♪ 283 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,813 Honestly, I've never liked the family beeshee, you know this. 284 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,024 Mm-hmm. - I had, like, two servings of our beeshee. 285 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,108 I'm like, "This is what 286 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,485 - it's supposed to taste like?" - We killed it. We definitely killed it. 287 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,238 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Like, fluffy and just, like, mm. 288 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,490 We blew Kourtney's beeshee outta the water. 289 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,658 - Yeah. - Let's be honest. 290 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,076 - Yeah. - Ours was incredible. 291 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,371 - And I think we're gonna-- - People are still talking about it. 292 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,625 Every Christmas Eve, I am responsible for making 293 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,586 {\an8}my grandma's famous beeshee recipe. 294 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,006 My grandmother taught me how to make beeshee. 295 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,301 I'm the only one that she taught in our whole family. 296 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,094 She's no longer with us, 297 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,556 but I know that she's very proud of my beeshee skills. 298 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,476 There's not a chance that Kendall and Kylie, 299 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:39,855 who have never met my grandma and never had a lesson from her, 300 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,857 could make beeshee better than me. 301 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:42,942 Oh, my God, were you there 302 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,610 when she said there was a hair in her beeshee? 303 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:50,574 I am here to report that Kendall and Kylie's beeshee 304 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,868 had a hair in it this morning. 305 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,704 Really serious. 306 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,997 She looks up at me and she goes, 307 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,416 "Kendall, Kylie, there's a hair in my beeshee!" 308 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,128 And she pulls it out, and we're like, "That's your recipe, babe. It's not ours." 309 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,213 For a fact. 310 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,383 There's no way that there was a hair found in my beeshee. 311 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,259 Like, that's ridiculous. 312 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,303 - This is really delicious. Wow. - Mm-hmm. 313 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,847 - Cheers. - Cheers. 314 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,308 - This was so much fun. - It was. 315 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,276 And the hands hug. This is a hand hug. 316 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,862 - Well, that I like. That's a-- - Okay, but try this. Just like this. 317 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,239 - That's a hand romance. - And then go-- 318 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,700 No, no, don't open your fingers and just go hug. 319 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,410 Be careful of your mom's shoulder. 320 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,328 Yeah. Hand hug. 321 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,746 My snugly... 322 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,708 bugly... boo! 323 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,129 Ow! You almost broke my nose, dude. 324 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,381 'Kay, tell Koko you love her one more time. 325 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,967 - I love you. - Oh, my goodness! 326 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,344 Peace out! Love you! 327 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,556 Khloé has really been pissing me off lately, 328 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,268 so we're going to Aspen and I just wanna get some things off my chest 329 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,772 and really talk to her and just clear the air before we go. 330 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:08,318 Well, I have a bone to pick with you. 331 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,821 What now? 332 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:15,701 Just about your delivery on things. 333 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:20,914 'Kay. - The other day when you called me 334 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,667 and asked me if you can do Chi's hair, 335 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,171 I don't know if condescending's the word, but you're very, like, shaming. 336 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:31,216 Like, "Can I do Chi's hair? Do you mind?" 337 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:37,056 And you're like, "'Cause her hair has, like, so much product in it." 338 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,142 And I'm just like, "I know. Mm-hmm." 339 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,521 I had a really hard week, so I said to my mom, 340 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,316 "Can you please watch my two little ones? 341 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,027 I'll send them over, and can you get them ready for school?" 342 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,323 Chicago put in this hair gel in her hair on the way out the door. 343 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,825 And I was like, "Honestly, who cares?" 344 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,412 My mom can slick her hair in a ponytail, put it in a br-- Who cares? 345 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,956 So, Khloé FaceTimes me and is like, 346 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,710 "I had to go over to Mom's and help her get your kids ready 347 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:11,090 and Chicago's hair, the hair gel." 348 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,134 You were calling to not really ask me 349 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:17,096 if you could do her hair, but to let me know... 350 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,765 No, I actually wanted to know-- - ...that, that her hair wasn't washed 351 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,850 - and it was, and it was gross. - If you don't care if I do-- 352 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,561 Next time, I will not ask you and I'll just do the hair. 353 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,979 Just do it. Yeah. - But if also-- 354 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,899 Then if I do it, you're gonna say, "Why'd you touch that?" 355 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,069 That was an extremely hard week. 356 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,612 Oh, I thought you were gonna say-- 357 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,323 And you were like, "Do you mind if I do her hair 358 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,117 'cause it's nasty." 359 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,078 All I said was, "Do you mind if I do Chicago's hair?" 360 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,038 'Cause I didn't know if-- You are very particular. 361 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:46,208 I know her hair looks shitty. Thank you for reminding me... 362 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,168 - Wow. - ...that I didn't have the time 363 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,839 to do her [bleep] hair one night before bed and wash it. 364 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,008 What are we talking about here? 365 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:58,345 I actually thought we were good. 366 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,264 I did Chi's hair, then I took the kids to school, 367 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,890 and, like, that was really it. 368 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,059 I had no idea she was holding onto this. 369 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:07,104 It sounds like you're dealing with a bunch of your own bullshit 370 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,481 and you decided-- Like, harvest this 371 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,317 and build up all this animosity towards me 372 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,319 when this is a you [bleep] problem. 373 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,114 I swear you just wanna project whatever you're going through on-- 374 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,448 and take it out on me, 375 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,868 and I could handle it but only for so long. 376 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,327 I'm not gonna be here all day, 377 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,955 so if you need to slap me or something, do it. 378 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,919 I know it looked shitty. I wasn't trying to shame you. 379 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,881 I really was trying to help you and do your daughter's hair, 380 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,258 and if you think I'm shaming you, why would I shame you? 381 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,803 For not having the time to wash her hair the night before. 382 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,890 No. That's your own insecurity. I never said anything about that. 383 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,893 "I would've never let my kid go to bed 384 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,978 - with hair gel." - But I never said that. 385 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,689 - Did I ever say that? - But it's the tone. It's just the tone. 386 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,109 Maybe you wouldn't have such a stick up your ass 387 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,487 over hair gel if you lived your life a little bit. 388 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,114 Like, it's just crazy. 389 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,200 Interact with other human beings 390 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,369 besides the children and your family all day long. 391 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,455 We're great. I know. 392 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,249 But you need some other human interaction. 393 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,418 You need to live your life. 394 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:15,672 Wow. - You have the world at your fingertips, 395 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,466 but you won't go see the world. 396 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,011 You won't let yourself go out there 397 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:25,682 to find someone or even, like, a group of friends, 398 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,227 like the lifers, like, try to pull you in-- 399 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,105 - I went out. - But you walked in... 400 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,274 "Good night. You wanna see Allison's house?" 401 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,568 And it's, like, her big party, and it doesn't matter, 402 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,071 but you were like, "Allison, say hi to True. Say hi to Tatum--" 403 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,156 - It was-- - She asked who I was talking to. 404 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,201 She was, like, so excited that you were there 405 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,869 and then you were like, "I gotta go. 406 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,162 - I have a schedule." - I was vibing. 407 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,206 "This one went to bed at this time. This one went to bed--" 408 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,707 Feel I was talking to everyone 409 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:51,875 - the whole night. - No, I know. 410 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,003 But it was, like, little things where I'm just like, 411 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,047 "Be present." 412 00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,133 It's like The Whale. The guy won't leave his house 413 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:04,179 - 'cause he's, ya know-- - I'm Brendan Fraser? 414 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,765 I'm just saying-- I don't know why that came to mind. 415 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,809 Oh, I thought you were gonna say I look like a whale. 416 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,477 I'm like, "What?" 417 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:14,648 You don't realize that you sometimes have a stick up your ass 418 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,608 and it's, like, sometimes you're like, 419 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:20,195 "God she just needs to get [bleep]." 420 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,447 M-Maybe. Who knows? Like, you just need 421 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,702 to get away from your kids, for one-- a pure getaway, 422 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:31,456 not dinner FaceTiming them, walking and showing 'em a house tour. 423 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,876 Like, talk about mom shaming. What the [bleep] are you doing to me? 424 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,586 It's just reverse mom shaming. 425 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:40,007 You're shaming me for being a helicopter mom 426 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,093 or whatever you wanna call me, and you're claiming I'm shaming you 427 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:48,390 for not being more of a strict parent or whatever you're claiming at this point, 428 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,058 that you're not brushing Chi's hair, 429 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,019 which, obviously, you brush Chicago's hair, 430 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,562 there was just a lotta [bleep] gel. 431 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:58,066 You have, like, no-- You're just, like, fine in Hidden Hills. 432 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,735 Your kids rule your life. 433 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,904 "I have a schedule. I have somewhere to be." 434 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,364 It's crazy. 435 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,700 My sisters always say, like, I'm so rigid 436 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,578 or I have such a strict schedule with my kids. 437 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,246 I don't think I have such a strict schedule. 438 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,664 I just have a schedule. 439 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:16,126 Like, we have a time to wake up, so we can get ready for school, 440 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,711 do hair, breakfast. 441 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,423 Then after school we normally have, like, an extracurricular activity. 442 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,592 We do have dinner around 6:00, 6:30. 443 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,720 It's not like, "If you're not at dinner at 6:01, 444 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,513 you're disciplined." 445 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,265 Like, I don't, I don't know what she thinks. 446 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:34,895 Why are we constantly nitpicking what I do in my personal house 447 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,939 if I'm not asking you guys to live the same life? 448 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,025 Can't we all just be... 449 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,819 I don't know, like, the moms we wanna be? 450 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,905 Think whatever you want. 451 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,532 Laugh as much as you want about me. I don't give a shit. 452 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,701 - Get it out. - I feel bad for you. 453 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,037 Hm... 'Kay. 454 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,873 Live your [bleep] life! Get out! 455 00:22:56,291 --> 00:23:00,295 If this is, like, the start of what the Aspen trip's gonna be like, 456 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,172 I don't wanna [bleep] be involved. 457 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,965 I don't even wanna go on this [bleep] trip with you 458 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,509 'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me. 459 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,013 Honestly, you're such a bitch these days to me. 460 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,391 I mean, she doesn't wanna go to Aspen now? 461 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,019 Grow the [bleep] up. That's, like, so ridiculous. 462 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:22,943 ♪ Did it, done it ♪ 463 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,236 ♪ We're movin' on up ♪ 464 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,362 ♪ Push the limit ♪ 465 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,446 ♪ Get it, get it ♪ 466 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,531 ♪ Keeps gettin' better ♪ 467 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,782 ♪ Rock it together like ♪ 468 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,117 ♪ Get up on your feet now ♪ 469 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,535 - ♪ Don't stop ♪ - ♪ Chasin' the sun ♪ 470 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,163 - ♪ Full speed ahead like a rocket ♪ - ♪ Can't stop ♪ 471 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,249 Hi guys. Shh. 472 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,960 I love that I live so close to my kids. 473 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,838 It's really great to be able to pop in when I want 474 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,464 see the kids when I want. 475 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:48,051 Hi, Mom. - Hi. Let me see. 476 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,886 He wants to go upstairs. 477 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,805 Oh, he does? Is that what he's saying? 478 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,474 - He said, "I wanna go upstairs." - Okay. 479 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,685 Aww. 480 00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,355 Takin' the elevator up. I'll grab the stairs. 481 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,982 Hi, guys. 482 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,192 These are cute. 483 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,861 Kourtney, look at these. 484 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:12,159 So, I'm doing a fitting for the Emmys. 485 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,995 Travis, he's performing, I think, opening the show 486 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,788 to, like, a Phil Collins song. 487 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,457 Oh, just opening the... It's quick. 488 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,749 - ...Emmys. No big deal. - It's quick. 489 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,251 So, like, we're there, we're in and out. 490 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,336 I don't think we're even gonna stay and watch 491 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,881 'cause of my breastfeeding schedule. 492 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,091 For the past two months, 493 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:33,221 I've loved being at home with the baby and I don't wanna leave. 494 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:38,268 I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety about going back into the world. 495 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:43,940 So, I still have 10 pounds if I care to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight. 496 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,901 So, I said maybe some... Of course, you care. 497 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,986 ...baggy suits. This is cool. 498 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,946 I care to get back but I'm breastfeeding, 499 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,406 so I'm taking my time 500 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:55,368 and they say to keep your vagina intact... 501 00:24:55,952 --> 00:25:00,040 you should not jump or run for, like, six months. 502 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,584 What does keeping your vagina intact mean? 503 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:06,463 Well, you can have prolapse, 504 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:10,926 which is where your vagina can, like, fall out, I think. 505 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:15,722 Supposedly, there's things you can do to keep it up there. 506 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,016 That makes sense. You should do Pilates. 507 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,685 So, I'm doing Pilates tomorrow. 508 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,522 Ooh, that's amazing. - Yeah, I've just been walking. 509 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,065 So, we're doing the Emmys 510 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,316 - and then... - I love this. 511 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,402 ...did I tell you I'm going to Australia for a month? 512 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,863 Is that already happening? Yeah. 513 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:35,367 Travis has toured this year with Blink-182 514 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,577 and they are going to Australia 515 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:40,247 for the whole month of February. 516 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,499 Our baby will be three months old. 517 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:48,088 But it was kind of always my plan to bring him and go on tour. 518 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,339 So, here we are. 519 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:54,344 - To the Emmys. - Oh, my gosh. Look at that body. 520 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,179 You're killing it. Isn't that crazy? 521 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,890 Huh? - Isn't that crazy... 522 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,351 how they can do that with this corset? 523 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:04,271 It's crazy how the body snaps back. 524 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,897 Can you breathe? 525 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,233 No, but I can't breathe when... Doesn't she look great? 526 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,444 ...my boobs are humongous and filled with milk and veins. 527 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,488 Lovely. 528 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:16,324 My priority is not bouncing back 529 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,784 and getting my body back in shape 530 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,161 like it has been in the past. 531 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:22,205 I remember after having Mason 532 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:26,334 that it used to be a really big thing to talk about 533 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,628 how soon can you bounce back 534 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,464 and everyone would do magazine covers. 535 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,675 {\an8}I did a magazine cover in a bikini, 536 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,929 {\an8}and stressing myself out to eat a certain diet. 537 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:41,725 This time, I'm really just all about nourishing my body 538 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:46,563 and eating the best foods to keep up my milk supply. 539 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:50,108 So, I think it's gotta be a suit 'cause dresses-- I'm too-- 540 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,611 Yeah, I think the Saint Laurent suit is the perfect choice. 541 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,362 Makes perfect sense. Yeah. 542 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,991 Have you decided if you wanna come to Aspen with us? 543 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:01,202 I don't think I can. Like, I just think it's a lot for me. 544 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,496 Well, you could bring... 545 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,957 your boobs and a nanny. 546 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:10,754 I don't really have, um... a nanny yet. 547 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,757 - That can travel. - Well, no. I just-- I've literally 548 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,842 been on my own. Yeah. 549 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,845 Also, he hasn't flown yet. I don't know. 550 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:23,058 Travis is, like, protective over the baby 551 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,478 and so, even when we walk, like, down the street, 552 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,356 he's like, "Bring security. There's loose dogs 553 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,692 and there's coyotes and there's mountain lions and whatever." 554 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,528 I know. I wouldn't go walk around with no security if I had a baby. 555 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:40,200 So, I think he feels the same way about me getting on a plane without him... 556 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,119 - Yeah, I get it. Yeah. - ...for the first flight. 557 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,414 I'm definitely not gonna make it to Aspen this year. 558 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,751 It's too soon. I don't feel like going. 559 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,754 I'm breastfeeding. I can't ski. 560 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,466 I don't wanna be away from the baby and it's-- just feels too much. 561 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,550 I get it. 562 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,804 Um, I'm gonna finish my fitting. 563 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,014 Alright, send me a picture of the suit. 564 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,933 'Kay. - Okay. You look great. 565 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,060 Thank you. Like, wow. 566 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,190 ♪ This is where we set it off ♪ 567 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,693 - ♪ Now stop ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 568 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,778 ♪ Bring in the drums ♪ 569 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,905 ♪ We gon' turn up the fun ♪ 570 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,281 ♪ Dance with the queen ♪ 571 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:23,910 ♪ Go get it ♪ 572 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,037 ♪ Go, go, go get it ♪ 573 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,497 ♪ Go get it ♪ 574 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,208 ♪ Go, go, go get it, get it ♪ 575 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,835 ♪ Go get it, get it ♪ 576 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,795 ♪ So bad that it's just so sweet ♪ 577 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,964 Hi. Hey. 578 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,675 I wasn't sure if I was actually gonna go on this trip 579 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,511 'cause Kim is being a petty, little bitch. 580 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:46,224 But I just didn't want Kim and her bad attitude 581 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:49,018 and her negativity and bitchiness 582 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:53,440 to, like, take away this trip from me and the rest of my family 583 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,275 and me hanging out with everybody else. 584 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,568 Good morning! 585 00:28:56,568 --> 00:29:00,488 We're going to Aspen. Khloé's here. Life is good. 586 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,659 I can't believe she showed up. I honestly can't believe Kylie showed up. 587 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,244 I am very excited. 588 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,371 I've been wanting to go to Aspen this year. 589 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:11,541 I try to snowboard at least once a year 590 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:15,962 and I'm just feeling blessed to be around family. 591 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,839 What's the holdup? Are we taking off soon? 592 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,049 So, the Captain said there's gonna be about 593 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:24,095 a 30-minute delay here on the ground, uh, because weather in Rifle. 594 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,101 I just need the visibility in Rifle to get a little bit better... 595 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,227 for us to get in there. 596 00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:33,188 Because right now the only airport in that area 597 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,023 that I can get into is Grand Junction. 598 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,858 How far is Grand Junction from Aspen? 599 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,777 It's a three-hour drive. What? 600 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,862 Two hours and 40 minutes. Yeah. Grand Junction-- 601 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,448 It's a, at least, a three-hour drive with the snow. 602 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,241 Yeah. I don't think that's safe. 603 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,743 I don't like to drive in the snow. 604 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,286 I don't. I think we're gonna be 605 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,830 - perfectly fine. The other only-- - Well, last time I was in Aspen, 606 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,123 there were three crashes 607 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:55,543 - just around on the streets. - We're gonna be fine. 608 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,378 My assistant crashed, my security crashed. 609 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,130 Okay, let's not talk about crashing. 610 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,133 I'm just saying I don't wanna drive three hours in the snow. 611 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:06,638 Kylie's anxiety is kicking in and I totally understand. 612 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,557 You know, there's a lot of moving pieces right now. 613 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,392 I'm here, I'm ready, I'm packed... 614 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,520 I'm ready to go... I'm not going to Grand Junction. 615 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,860 I-I think the best bet is let me launch to Grand Junction 616 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,987 and let me see what that weather's looking like. 617 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,240 But on the way to Grand Junction-- You could call? 618 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,992 I c-- I'll-I'll-I'll be checkin' it the whole-- just like I am now. 619 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,328 But are you positive we could land at Grand Junction? 620 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,539 Oh, 100% right now, yeah. Oh, okay, so then 621 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,790 let's just go. 622 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,125 I'm really good with flying. I am now. 623 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,586 I wasn't in the past, a few years ago. 624 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:40,088 I've gotten much better. 625 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:44,425 But I am having a lot of anxiety. 626 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:48,263 I've been having a really bad feeling for the last two days. 627 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,514 Even last night I was... 628 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,307 Kylie, why would you say that? 629 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,475 No, that's worse that you would put it out there. 630 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,310 I couldn't even sleep last night. 631 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,479 Kylie, the fact that you even put that out in the universe 632 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,981 is one of the weirdest things. 633 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,066 That's a terrible thing to say. 634 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,276 What am I supposed to say? 635 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,777 Just keep it inside? 636 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,946 Yes. You're not supposed to speak it into existence. 637 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:09,242 I'm just not comfortable right now and I'm thinking about my kids. 638 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:13,454 I'm maybe dramatic, but I feel like something isn't safe. 639 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:15,331 I just have a really bad feeling. 640 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,416 You'll be fine. 641 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,801 I just had a bad feeling for the past two days. 642 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,511 I don't like the series of events. 643 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:29,679 I feel like I have to go. 644 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,223 I think I'm going to get off. 645 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,975 Everything's gonna be fine. 646 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,020 We can go and fly to Grand Junction. 647 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,271 I don't want to go. 648 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,648 I think someone should go tell the guy then. 649 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,317 If Kylie needs to go, tell him. 650 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,985 I'm just having a lot of anxiety. 651 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,987 So, go tell him. I'm saying we're moving. 652 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:49,532 The minute Kylie says, "Turn the plane around. I wanna get off," 653 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,034 I know she's serious, 654 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,953 and I know the anxiety is overwhelming 655 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,624 and I don't think anything is gonna change her mind 656 00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:00,877 because now she's really worried. 657 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,379 Kylie wants to get off the plane. 658 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,382 Can you just tell the captain we're going to let Kylie off? 659 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:07,634 We're already taxiing. 660 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,052 Now we have to go back in. 661 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,012 I'm having a lot of anxiety. 662 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:14,933 I know Kylie since the day she was born 663 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,478 and I'm not discrediting her panic. 664 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,188 Bye. 665 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,399 Ky, I love you. Feel better. 666 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,610 I don't know why she does this, 667 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,570 but it's also part of a pattern for her. 668 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:29,822 She's done this many, many, many times. 669 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:31,866 Bye. Watch your head. 670 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,245 I think she just thinks she can get away with whatever. 671 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,750 {\an8}Ju-- I-I think you should just come with us. 672 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,627 {\an8}Nothing bad is gonna happen. 673 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,128 But it's always like this. 674 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,881 Everyone always-- It's always [bleep] like this. 675 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,133 The fact that she always gets out of this shit, 676 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:50,969 is very ******* annoying. 677 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:55,348 I know the other girls are frustrated, but it's one of my babies. 678 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,976 Of course, I'm gonna understand and not get mad at her. 679 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,103 I wan-- I don't want her to feel anxious. 680 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,813 She's just saying-- Just-- 681 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,148 I'm the wrong one. I'm the wrong one. 682 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:08,486 So, if you can find a ride here, it would be nice for you to join us. 683 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,071 Why don't you just hang up the phone? 684 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,906 She's not getting on. And let's just move on. 685 00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:13,783 Okay. Alright. And you're never getting 686 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,868 your luggage back. 687 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:21,249 I'm gonna wear your clothes! I'm wearing your outfits! 688 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:24,043 I don't care. She can't get us now. 689 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,337 I hope you brought cute shit. 690 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,464 I get first dibs. 691 00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:30,341 What outfit am I gonna wear tonight? 692 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,218 Alright, we're gonna take off soon. 693 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:34,345 Okay, bye. 694 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,472 This is gonna be a great trip. 695 00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:40,268 It is gonna be a great trip. - It is, that's what I just said. 696 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,021 I just hope she'll figure it out, calm down, 697 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,149 and change her mind, and join us in Aspen. 698 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,798 We made it to Aspen, minus one. 699 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:13,968 It's, like, so ironic that we're like, "Kylie never shows up." 700 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,971 Well... she technically didn't. 701 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,139 So, all four of you will ride 702 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,348 - on this vehicle. - Perfect. 703 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:20,558 She didn't follow through. 704 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,602 But I still hope that Kylie shows up. 705 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,895 Thank you. 706 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,107 Oh, my gosh, you guys. 707 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,735 Kylie said, "Some of those outfits on the plane 708 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,570 are my Paris stuff from designers." 709 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,572 - Sorry. -"I just took some in case for Aspen, 710 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,491 -"so I know they were kidding... - Nope. 711 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,576 "...but make sure no one actually wears anything 712 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,453 "because I won't be able to get more outfits 713 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,580 - in time for Paris." - Let's go through it. 714 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,706 I'm definitely gonna wear 715 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:44,999 - and take pictures. - Let's sabotage. 716 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,835 Let's undo the stitches, so when she puts it on, it unravels. 717 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:50,171 - No, we are definitely wearing it. - Just kidding. 718 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,840 I'm-- How is that possible? Kidding. No, I know. 719 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:57,345 I just really can't believe Kylie manages to get out of everything. 720 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,889 She always does. She always does. 721 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,391 I know the girls are upset and they're upset 722 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,268 because they wanted to spend time with Kylie. 723 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,688 I definitely get really sad when she kind of bails on things like this, 724 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,483 especially on this trip because she's my only snowboarding buddy. 725 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,361 Everybody else skis, and we grew up doing it together, 726 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,781 so a part of it, for sure, is sadness for me of just like, 727 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,032 "Damn, I was excited." 728 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,826 I'm not throwing in the towel yet. 729 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:24,330 I have much hope and many prayers going up that Kylie shows up in Aspen, 730 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:28,668 she changes her mind, and she's gonna magically appear. 731 00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,387 ♪ Call it some kinda mood swing ♪ 732 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,849 Oh, my God. I love a log cabin. This is so good. 733 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,559 Thank you. Thank you. 734 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,895 How cute. Look like a big brown bear. 735 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,272 Hi, babe. 736 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,482 Hi. 737 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,070 How cute. 738 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,364 What a chalet. 739 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,824 That's what this is called? 740 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,617 This is so amazing. Wow. 741 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:03,870 This really is so cute. 742 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:09,083 This house is like Ralph Lauren on crack and I am obsessed. 743 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,669 I love it. - I'm so happy. 744 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,964 This house is stunning. 745 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,258 It makes me feel warm and fuzzy. 746 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,553 And there's somebody in the kitchen making dinner. 747 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,346 I mean, pinch me. 748 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,015 Khloé, do you want the master? 749 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:27,643 No, Mom, I don't need the master. Ya silly goose. 750 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:31,147 This is cozy as can be. - This is cozy and cute. 751 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,566 Did you guys hash out your differences? 752 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,403 - We don't really talk about them. - Sisters don't really do that. 753 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:39,572 Once she starts on a schedule, it'll be right back up 754 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,116 in the annoying box in my brain. 755 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:45,661 Well, speakin' of that, I gotta go eat 'cause I'm starving 756 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,372 and figure out my room and unpack and do all that stuff. 757 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:52,585 I'm also like a laying in bed at night, TV kinda girl. 758 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:56,339 Uh, [bleep] me too. And this one doesn't have a TV. 759 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,008 Let's see if Kylie's actually coming. 760 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:03,512 She's 100% not gonna answer me. 761 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:07,099 This is a big bed, then there's more this way. 762 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,269 She didn't answer. 763 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605 Khlo, do you wanna share a room? 764 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:17,151 Share a room? 765 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:19,362 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, no, no. 766 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:22,615 If that's what you wanna do, we could share a room and wrestle. 767 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:26,869 So, there is something kind of great about laying in bed and watching TV. 768 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:30,039 Keeks, I'm fine in the double bed as well. I don't care. 769 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,333 I just wanna watch Gypsy Rose. 770 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,795 Let's eat! 771 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,297 Hell yeah. 772 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,341 A girl's hungry. 773 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,301 Noodles. 774 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,138 Cucumbers. 775 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:50,351 Guys, can I tell you what tragically happened to me? 776 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:55,648 It's really hard for me... to grasp 777 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,650 and it happened overnight. 778 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,028 I cannot see. Like this? 779 00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:04,240 I used to look at everything here and now I have to go. 780 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,701 Oh. And it's just happened overnight. 781 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,954 - That's so annoying. - I think I can reverse this. 782 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,665 No, I'm serious. 783 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,667 I'm gonna eat t-tons of carrots... How so? 784 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,044 ...and I'm gonna do red light therapy on my eyeballs 785 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,504 and open my eyes. 786 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,300 - Wait a minute. - I don't think that's smart. 787 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:26,971 Who's gonna tell Kim that carrots don't fix your eyesight? 788 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,766 It's called aging. She's getting a bit older. 789 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,226 Wait a minute. Hm? 790 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,936 Let's put on Kylie's clothes 791 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,772 and post just to us and our close friends. 792 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,567 She will die. She will literally-- That's the point, Mom. 793 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,320 Yeah, it's a joke. - It's not to make her not die. 794 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,656 She's gonna be more upset. She said she's losing-- 795 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:49,035 - She's having a really hard time and-- - Doing what? 796 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,995 She felt unsafe. So, you're gonna leave 797 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,205 your whole family and let them die? 798 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,915 If you feel that unsafe, 799 00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,751 you'll beg and plead and cry... Right. 800 00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:00,129 - ...for your family to get off the plane. - Why would she leave her mom, her sisters? 801 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,425 But she's that worried for herself? 802 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,970 If that's not a Leo, I can't tell you who is. 803 00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:10,389 We should at least sip and have a toast or somethin' 804 00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,183 for th-those who made it. Sure. 805 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,560 We gotta pour somethin' out for those who didn't make it. 806 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,728 - Cheers. - Amen. 807 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,104 ¡Arriba... Cheers. 808 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:21,108 ...abajo, al centro, al dentro! 809 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:25,738 Kim, are you gonna yell at me if I FaceTime my daughter? 810 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,241 Is this a trick? Why would she yell at you 811 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,409 for FaceTiming your daughter? 812 00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:32,870 She doesn't like when I FaceTime my kids. 813 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,499 We went to Allison's for dinner. 814 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:37,750 - Well, it was her-- - No, no, no. 815 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,461 This [bleep] bitch brings her child with her 816 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,088 to Allison's birthday dinner. 817 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,924 There was no kids at dinner, 818 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:46,384 but I brought Saint because he was having 819 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,677 a playdate with Dylan so that they could be busy and stay upstairs. 820 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,471 And there was seven other kids there. 821 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,890 And I'm sorry, I FaceTimed my daughter to say goodnight. 822 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,975 And Kim cannot let it go. 823 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:59,271 That I can't go out without being attached to my kids. 824 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:02,066 Live in the moment. We walk in the door. 825 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:05,152 I-- She called when we were in the car. 826 00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:08,322 No, she said, "Can I see the house, where you are?" 827 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,658 I was by the front entry. I wasn't in the party, 828 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:11,951 and Kim-- No, you walked-- 829 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,120 It was walking down the stairs to the party. 830 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,748 The two steps, and then I hung up and then everyone was there. 831 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,667 I just said like, "Babe, live in the moment." 832 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,836 And then we were sitting there and so, she's like, "We're--" 833 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,129 We waited one hour 834 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,089 - before we sat down. - I know, and she's like, "We're on-- 835 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,424 I'm on a schedule here. I have to go." 836 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,843 - No, what did you say first? - And I'm just like, "Stop, we're--" 837 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,261 Kim, what did you say first? 838 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,513 Kim said, "Can we eat?" 839 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,014 She goes, "I'm starving. Can we eat?" 840 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:37,184 And I go, "Yeah, you guys, we're on a schedule here." 841 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:41,522 I am highly confused at what I'm being punished for here. 842 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,649 Loving my kids too much? 843 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:46,402 Saying goodnight to my kids? 844 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,279 Them being on a schedule? 845 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,990 I would love for someone to point out what the 846 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:54,785 am I doing that's so offensive and hurtful to her. 847 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:58,122 No, it was a little bit more like, "I'm on a schedule here, I gotta go." 848 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,498 You see-- 849 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,501 I love you and I love a schedule, 850 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,670 but you walk in somewhere and you're already ready to leave 851 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:07,256 - or you're already talking about leaving. - No, no, no. I didn't bring that-- 852 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,800 - How are you supposed to enjoy yourself... - But I didn't bring that up... 853 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,969 - ...in the present moment? - ...until Kim said, "We've been here 854 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,304 an hour. Are we gonna eat soon?" 855 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,432 - I was helping the party planners-- - So, why is it okay if she does it? 856 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:17,516 But I said-- 857 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:19,810 That's different, being there an hour and haven't eaten, 858 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:22,855 - that's different. - Right. So, I piggybacked off of that. 859 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,565 So I go, "Yeah, guys, we have a schedule." 860 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,525 Like, I was trying to make her not sound crazy. 861 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,527 And then, one more time at the table you were like, "Let's go. 862 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:30,821 - Are we gonna go?" - No, it was 9:30 and you said 863 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,907 we'd be home by 9:30. Wanting to get the food out 864 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,492 because you're hungry, if that's the case-- 865 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,784 I don't have 24-hour care. 866 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:37,286 So, I had to tell my nannies 867 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,413 how much longer they were gonna be there. 868 00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:40,915 What are we even talking about? 869 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,793 Do you hear the conversation right now? 870 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,671 Shoot me, someone, 'cause I committed a crime. 871 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,006 Like, are we okay? 872 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:51,383 I was just-- It's not to critique, it's just to say 873 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,094 - I felt-- I just felt the energy-- - How is that not to critique? 874 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,430 - The whole thing is a critique. - You never go out. I was so excited. 875 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,015 She came to a lifers dinner. 876 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,351 This is, like, they were so excited. 877 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,145 Kim was antisocial. I'm with all of her friends. 878 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,897 Antisocial? I'm hanging out talking-- 879 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:07,441 No, with your same lifers. I was with new people. 880 00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:09,944 I'm schmitzing, socializing. 881 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:13,155 - I was as with the people as I could be. - And I am so proud of you. 882 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,325 Kim's just trying to be a bitch right now and that's something Kim is so good at. 883 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:20,120 Like, if she wants to hurt you, she will go for the jugular. 884 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,872 And it still wasn't good enough for you. 885 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,966 I was just giving you tips along the way 886 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,759 that if you're out... But why don't you 887 00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:35,803 - have to take the same tips? - ...it doesn't have to be like, 888 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,721 "I'm on a schedule. Let's go." 'Cause I didn't say that. 889 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,890 I'd go, "I'm starved. Are we gonna start with the food? 890 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,934 It's been an hour, probably an hour and a half." 891 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,227 And right after the same-- 892 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:46,188 your sentence, I go, "Yeah." 893 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:47,481 If what she's saying is true, 894 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:49,024 the sentiment is different. 895 00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:50,859 The sentiment is, "I'm hungry, let's get the food." 896 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,361 I wish you were there to hear the sentiment 897 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:54,196 'cause no one else felt that except for her. 898 00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:57,324 No, I just was telling you to live in the moment. 899 00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:59,785 Because, like she said, the sentiment was different. 900 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,121 You're making up the [bleep] sentiment. 901 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:05,874 No, that's what I'm saying is I think you're in denial. 902 00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,876 - About what? - About the sentiment. 903 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,670 - Mom? - What? 904 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,088 Chill. - Oh. 905 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,507 Sometimes you don't-- you-you hardly go out. 906 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,552 So, when you do, you're just like, "I gotta get back. I gotta get back." 907 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,304 I don't think you realize it. 908 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,848 Everyone's saying they're hungry and you are more like, 909 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:25,311 "Yep, I gotta go. I'm on a schedule. I-- Let's eat, so I can get outta here." 910 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,689 That was more the energy, so I was just telling you, 911 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,483 you might not realize it, let's live in the moment. 912 00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:32,818 I'm just wondering if you think 913 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:34,820 - you live in the moment. - I do. You know, 914 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,739 and-and if I don't always live in the moment, 915 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,449 then that's something I have to work on. 916 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,827 - I was just saying-- - Feel like you love nitpicking me 917 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:44,288 and we did the exact same thing. 918 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:49,084 But anyways, I'm gonna go FaceTime my daughter. 919 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,377 I hope that's okay with you. 920 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,714 And if not, can you tell me now so you don't tell me when I'm done? 921 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,257 Totally. So, if it's not okay... 922 00:43:55,257 --> 00:43:56,967 No, no. I'd love you to. - ...tell me now. 923 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,678 - I'd love you to. - No, because I don't want you to tell me 924 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,388 - later. - Cheers to True. 925 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,098 Definitely not FaceTiming around you guys. 926 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:09,355 So far, this trip is not getting off to such a great start. 927 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:11,315 I should've left with Kylie. 928 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,403 Next on, The Kardashians... 929 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:17,821 Woo! 930 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:20,157 What a beautiful day. We got lucky, guys. 931 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:22,826 "Serious injuries or death possible." 932 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,912 Khloé, you can do it! 933 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,624 Attention, Target shoppers. 934 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:31,126 This is how you get me back to work. 935 00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:38,050 I am slowly crawling out of my blissful baby bubble. 936 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,719 Am I allowed to lay on here? Sure. Go for it. 937 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,554 Oh, my gosh. 938 00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:45,766 [on phone] I love you! - I love you! 939 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,351 - Here we go again. - Bye. 940 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,353 Just 'cause you don't wanna call your kids to say goodnight, 941 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,854 - I'm gonna call mine. - I'm with my kids. 942 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,231 off. 943 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:54,358 I wanted to tell you guys something. 944 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:58,195 I had my scan and this just makes me really emotional, 945 00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,698 but they found something. 946 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:49,872 My family is super competitive, I think, year-round, 947 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:53,375 but Christmastime is a whole other type of 948 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,878 competitive nature that no one's really ever seen. 949 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,297 Like, "Who decorated your house?" "Well, who decorated your--" 950 00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:01,091 Like, we all need a little intel and like, "Oh, okay," 951 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:02,217 and act like we don't care. 952 00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:04,970 And then we're, like, in the car immediately calling that person, 953 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,847 "Get over here and fix my [bleep] lights." 954 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:08,599 Like, it gets dark. 955 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:12,728 And if I go to someone's house and I see something, I'm like, "Okay." 956 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,313 And then I get it the next day and I add it 957 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,899 and I act like it was always there.