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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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{\an8}[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...
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- I sold a movie to Netflix.
- That's amazing!
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[Sarah Meyer Michaelson]
That's incredible!
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[Kim] People are like,
"Why do you work so much?"
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Like, okay, yeah, that's my vice.
How 'bout let me do what I wanna do.
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You do you, I'll do me.
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[Kylie Jenner]
It's Fashion Week!
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[Kendall Jenner]
I really love alone time with Kylie.
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I think we're both pretty busy,
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so when we get to have
these one-on-one moments,
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it's always really special.
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Oh, look, True, it's in my lap.
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Wow.
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Breaking news guys,
I am leaving Hidden Hills,
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but I'm not gonna go far
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because Kourtney could be
in labor any day now.
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She's ready to pop.
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♪ Check it out ♪
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Khloé didn't come?
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Khloé did not come
when she heard it was...
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Daylight.
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She needs to get out and live her life.
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All arrows are pointing
towards misery.
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I am a rigid mother-[bleep].
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[♪ dramatic theme music plays]
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[birds cawing]
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[♪ "Bet You Like It"
by Vanacore Music playing]
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♪ What you know about that? ♪
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♪
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♪ I bet you like it like that, huh ♪
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[Khloé Kardashian] Let's check on Kourt.
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I know.
That's such a cute picture.
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[Khloé] Maybe she'll see yours.
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You know, she never
answers for me these days.
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What? I feel like I talk to her
a hundred million times a day.
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[FaceTime ringing]
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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker] [over phone]
Hi.
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- What a [bleep] snake.
- [Kim] Hey.
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{\an8}[Kourtney]
My phone is not on loud.
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{\an8}I'm trying to, like, breastfeed
and just saw this pop up.
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- How's the babe?
- [Kourtney] He's perfect.
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Kourtney had her baby last month
and we're all so excited.
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[Kourtney]
I'm, like, multitasking.
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Multitasking at its finest.
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Kourtney's loving being a mom.
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A mom times four is, like, the best.
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I'm just so happy for her.
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This is, like,
all she's wanted for so, so long.
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Can you believe you are a mom of four?
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Yeah, a mom of four.
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Sometimes I'm like,
"Damn, I wish I could do it all over."
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The one thing I would do
is be s-so strict from the start.
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- What do you mean? With your diet or...?
- With a-- With rules.
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And bou--
And, like, strict with the kid.
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Are we well?
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I'm not saying right now.
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- He's zero.
- No, you could still start.
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I'm doing, like, where you
stay home for 40 days.
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You're staying home for 40 days.
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- And 40 nights.
- [Kourtney] And 40 nights.
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In many different cultures,
women don't leave the house
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after having a baby for 40 days
to let your body have that time to heal.
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And beyond that,
I'm really into attachment parenting.
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I really don't separate from him.
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I love being at home right now.
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Like, my time is dedicated
to taking care of my baby
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and bonding with him.
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Then you're gonna go to a rave.
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[Kourtney] [over phone]
No, I just feel like I don't wanna
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even go anywhere still.
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Welcome to my daily life.
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I haven't had a baby
and I'm still doin' the 40 days.
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[Kourtney]
You should see what I do all day.
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I watch these YouTubes
where it's, like, Christmas scenes
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- with Christmas songs.
- [Khloé] Oh, my God.
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Wait, do you feel like you're gonna
make it to the Christmas Eve party?
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[Kourtney] I haven't really decided.
I just wanna see how I'm feeling.
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Normally, I plan the Christmas Eve party.
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I do everything.
I'm super detailed about it.
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But this year,
because I'm a new mommy,
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I have given Christmas Eve over to Kim.
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Alright, well...
think I'm gonna go back
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to my blissful baby bubble.
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Oh, sorry to pop it for a second.
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- Unless you guys have anything else.
- No, we're good. Toodles.
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- Bye, guys.
- [Khloé] Love you.
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- Love you. Bye.
- [Kourtney] Love you.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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- [Tatum Thompson] Wow.
- [Khloé] Wow! You got it?
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[Dream Kardashian]
It's wider than that one.
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Good job, Tutu.
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For some reason,
I keep getting dissected and scrutinized
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for being "too mommy".
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Like, "You spend
too much time with your kids.
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You never wanna be social,
you don't have any friends."
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But, for me, I genuinely feel like
I was made to be a mom,
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and there's no other place
I would rather be than here with my kids.
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- Pasta!
- [chuckles] Pasta.
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There's gonna be
a time that my kids
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are gonna wanna choose
their friends over me.
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And right now, when I have
the opportunity and the privilege
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of having dinner
with my kids every night,
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I'm gonna take advantage of that.
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In 15 years, my kids
are never gonna be like,
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"I really wish you worked more."
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"I really-- 'Member that time
that you were at work late?"
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They're gonna be like,
"Why the [bleep] weren't you there?"
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- Here's a small broccoli.
- No.
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No, thank you.
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I know that everyone is rooting for me
and wants me to go out and, and party.
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{\an8}[Kim] [over phone]
I wish you were here.
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{\an8}I want you to know,
you don't leave the house,
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{\an8}you're not gonna meet anyone.
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{\an8}I don't feel like
the 12-hour trip to Paris
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{\an8}- was gonna-- much was--
- That's the funnest part.
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You meet someone, you get excited.
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In 12 hours? I could barely get
my [bleep] wet in 12 hours.
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And trust me,
when I get an urge to go out,
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or be seen, or be in the streets,
I know how to do it.
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I've done it way longer
than half you hoes.
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- [Tatum babbles]
- Camera.
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- Say, "Hi."
- Hi.
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True? Are you eating or just drinking?
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- I need to drink.
- [Khloé] I need you to eat.
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- [sipping]
- [Tatum coos]
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Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm gonna
take this until you eat some.
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My sisters and I,
we all have different households.
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We raise our kids differently.
I'm not judging.
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If everyone's happy and healthy
and great, then wonderful.
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But my type of parenting is
we do everything by a schedule.
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Like, my kids do love
the s-security, if you will,
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of knowing,
"Okay, after I take a bath,
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"I know it's time to get in my pajamas,
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and lay in bed,
and watch TV with my mommy."
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Like, it works for me and my family.
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[Tatum coughs]
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So, you know I'm leaving
to go to Aspen with Lovie
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and your aunties.
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- Lovie.
- Lovie.
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- When are you coming back?
- I'm coming back in a couple days
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- and we're gonna go s-skiing.
- [Tatum] Wow!
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Wow!
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- Lovie.
- Lovie.
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This trip is just adults.
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- Lovie.
- Lovie.
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- [Tatum coughs]
- Nice.
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After Christmas and New Year's,
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my family and I are gonna go
on a family trip to Aspen
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and to have family time
and, like, no kids
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and be with one another and just enjoy.
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[♪ "Let Me See You Dance"
by Vanacore Music playing]
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It is dance party tonight, so...
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Go Taytay! Go Taytay!
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- ♪ Don't stop 'til ya drop ♪
- Yeah! Work it out.
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Work it!
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Listen, my kids
are six and almost two.
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Who knows,
in two or three years if I'm like,
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"Okay, I need more of a social--"
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I don't know, but right now,
this is what makes me happy
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and this is where my heart wants to be.
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♪ Da, da-da-da ♪
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[all cheering]
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- [thunder rumbles]
- [rain pouring]
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{\an8}[♪ remixed Christmas music playing]
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Okay, so, when the guests come in...
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- [Kim] Mm-hmm.
- ...they'll all be guided.
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Is music gonna be playing?
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- [assistant] The carolers.
- [Mindy Weiss] Yeah,
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we have the carolers in here.
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- In here?
- [Mindy] Yeah.
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I'm in the middle
of planning Christmas Eve
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{\an8}with Mindy Weiss,
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{\an8}the official Kardashian-Jenner
party planner.
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{\an8}I think this is most similar to what
that's gonna look like flocked.
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{\an8}As long as it just looks like white snow,
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like those pictures, even if it's
real snow coming in on the day.
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I just have a full white Christmas vision.
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So, my other idea was
either, like, the winter wonderland
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or cover the whole house
to look like gingerbread houses.
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Oh, my God,
I haven't seen any of this.
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Hi, guys.
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Hello.
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It looks amazing.
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[Mindy] And this is
our big gingerbread house.
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- Amazing.
- Right? And then the star drape--
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The star night is everything.
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[Mindy]
The starry night, it will all light up.
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[Kim]
So cool.
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And then, we're gonna fill up
the tree with presents tonight,
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- right?
- [assistant] Yes.
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'Kay, 'cause I wanna fill it all
with the white presents.
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Oh, the wrapping paper.
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{\an8}Kim kinda sets the bar really high,
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{\an8}which has really made
us a lot more creative,
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{\an8}but competitive.
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{\an8}The last few years,
my mom just copies
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{\an8}what I do the year before,
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{\an8}but changes the color.
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Mine is always better.
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I always like to do
recycled wrapping paper.
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[Khloé] Kim's ridiculous.
Her wrapping this year.
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I mean, they were [bleep]
cotton jersey T-shirts, like, s--
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Whatever you're trying
to claim, you're recycling?
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{\an8}But it was better than the year
she used Velcro for everything.
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I think the best wrapping paper
is between me and Kendall.
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Always. Period.
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I'm not competitive about shit,
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I just know that my wrapping is the best.
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[Mindy]
And this is our way to our sled slope.
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[Kim]
Fun!
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So, there will be snow in the front?
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[Mindy]
We're hoping.
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It is starting to, like, pour in LA.
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{\an8}Torrential rains,
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{\an8}and if it's raining this close
up to Christmas Eve,
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there's no way that they can
bring in the real snow
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and that would ruin
our whole party.
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So, it's very frustrating.
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I am just praying
because if it rains, we're [bleep].
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[thundering]
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As much as I want there
to be rain in California,
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this is just-- I gotta think
of something else, like, fast.
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So, I'm freaking out.
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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{\an8}[♪ remixed Christmas music playing]
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[Kim]
Oh, my God, this looks amazing.
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The party is about to start.
It's gonna be so amazing.
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[Mindy] And it looks
like the rain's stopping.
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[Kim]
Thank God.
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We had no rain issues.
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It is a full winter wonderland here.
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[♪ "Russian Dance" by
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky playing]
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This is amazing.
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Mindy and her team really
exceed my expectations.
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[♪ remixed Christmas music playing]
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♪
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[Khloé]
We are at our annual Christmas Eve party
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and we are so excited.
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I mean, this is literally
what we look forward to all year round.
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[♪ "Living My Best Life Everyday"
by Vanacore Music playing]
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♪
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Christmas Eve is such a special night.
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Our friends are here, family's here,
and it's just the best night ever.
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[Kim]
It's honestly such an amazing night.
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Our kids are running around everywhere.
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{\an8}I'm sledding with Paris, like we do.
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{\an8}Babyface and Wanyá
from Boyz II Men and Tank
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{\an8}are gonna perform.
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{\an8}It's just so much fun.
We're dancing all night.
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We're eating the best food.
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- [♪ soft piano music playing]
- [Kris Jenner] Cute.
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I've never missed a Christmas Eve
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and because I'm a new mom,
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I almost thought about
missing Christmas Eve,
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but I felt like it
would be really important
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for all of our kids to be there with them
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and have that memory.
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[Kim]
I mean, the best part of these parties
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is just that my whole family's here,
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and it's a memory
that we all have together.
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We get super dressed up.
It's super fancy. We love it.
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And we just have
such a good time together.
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I love Christmas.
It's so special, so important.
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We all turn into 4-year-olds.
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We all believe in Santa.
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I love the memories that we make.
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We feel so special, so lucky.
And we're all together.
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Doesn't get any better than that.
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{\an8}[♪ "I Defy Gravity" by Vanacore Music
ft. Suedecouch playing]
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[producer]
They're coming out now.
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[greeting each other]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- 'Kay. 'Kay.
- [crew member] Just havin' fun.
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[crew member]
Like you came over to make pasta.
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[Kylie] We're here today
shooting a little video for 818
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and Kendall, of course,
called me because I'm a master chef.
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Hey guys, welcome to 818,
as we like to cleverly call it.
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I am so excited.
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Today we're gonna make
the cutest pasta of all time
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with my sister, Kylie.
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I love cooking.
I cook for my kids.
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It brings me so much joy.
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So, I'm here to help my sister.
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She is a way better cook than me,
so I figured I'd invite her.
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But this is the moment
that we've all been waiting for.
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[Kendall]
No, I don't know if that's the truth.
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Everyone's been asking
for you to have a cooking show.
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- No, that's not true.
- Yes!
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No. I don't--
I appreciate the lies.
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You know, Kendall,
we've all seen the cucumber.
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[Kris] Be careful, 'cause I cut--
I nicked myself the other day.
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- I know, I'm kinda scared.
- [Kris] There you go.
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Kendall's the best sous chef
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and helps me for the past
two years on Thanksgiving.
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I'm gonna cry.
That is so nice.
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No, you really are.
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We thought we ruined Christmas this year,
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- but we did not.
- Oh, that's true. That is true.
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- The truth of the matter--
- And that wasn't sous chef.
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- That was me and you, 50/50.
- We were 50/50.
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And if a-anyone wants to know
the results of what happened on Christmas,
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we kind of documented a little bit.
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{\an8}[Kylie] First time making Beeshee.
We have no idea what we're doing.
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{\an8}My sisters describe Beeshee
as, like, an Armenian pancake.
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{\an8}[sings]
♪ We're making beeshee ♪
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Honestly, I've never liked
the family beeshee, you know this.
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- [Kendall] Mm-hmm.
- I had, like, two servings of our beeshee.
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I'm like, "This is what
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- it's supposed to taste like?"
- We killed it. We definitely killed it.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Like, fluffy and just, like, mm.
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We blew Kourtney's
beeshee outta the water.
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- Yeah.
- Let's be honest.
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- Yeah.
- Ours was incredible.
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- And I think we're gonna--
- People are still talking about it.
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{\an8}[Kourtney] Every Christmas Eve,
I am responsible for making
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{\an8}my grandma's famous beeshee recipe.
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My grandmother taught me
how to make beeshee.
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I'm the only one
that she taught in our whole family.
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She's no longer with us,
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but I know that she's
very proud of my beeshee skills.
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There's not a chance
that Kendall and Kylie,
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who have never met my grandma
and never had a lesson from her,
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could make beeshee better than me.
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Oh, my God, were you there
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when she said there was
a hair in her beeshee?
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I am here to report
that Kendall and Kylie's beeshee
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had a hair in it this morning.
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Really serious.
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She looks up at me
and she goes,
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"Kendall, Kylie,
there's a hair in my beeshee!"
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And she pulls it out, and we're like,
"That's your recipe, babe. It's not ours."
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For a fact.
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There's no way that there
was a hair found in my beeshee.
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Like, that's ridiculous.
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- This is really delicious. Wow.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- This was so much fun.
- It was.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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- [Khloé] And the hands hug.
- [Saint West] This is a hand hug.
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- Well, that I like. That's a--
- Okay, but try this. Just like this.
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- That's a hand romance.
- And then go--
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No, no, don't open your fingers
and just go hug.
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[Khloé]
Be careful of your mom's shoulder.
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Yeah. Hand hug.
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My snugly...
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bugly... boo!
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[Saint giggles]
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Ow! You almost broke my nose, dude.
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'Kay, tell Koko
you love her one more time.
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- I love you.
- Oh, my goodness!
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- [Saint] Peace out!
- [Khloé] Love you!
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[Kim] Khloé has really
been pissing me off lately,
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so we're going to Aspen and I just
wanna get some things off my chest
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and really talk to her
and just clear the air before we go.
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Well, I have a bone to pick with you.
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What now?
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Just about your delivery on things.
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- [sighs] 'Kay.
- The other day when you called me
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and asked me if you can do Chi's hair,
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I don't know if condescending's the word,
but you're very, like, shaming.
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Like, "Can I do Chi's hair?
Do you mind?"
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And you're like, "'Cause her hair
has, like, so much product in it."
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And I'm just like,
"I know. Mm-hmm."
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I had a really hard week,
so I said to my mom,
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"Can you please watch my two little ones?
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I'll send them over,
and can you get them ready for school?"
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Chicago put in this hair gel
in her hair on the way out the door.
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And I was like,
"Honestly, who cares?"
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My mom can slick her hair in a ponytail,
put it in a br-- Who cares?
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So, Khloé FaceTimes me and is like,
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"I had to go over to Mom's
and help her get your kids ready
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and Chicago's hair, the hair gel."
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You were calling to not really ask me
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if you could do her hair,
but to let me know...
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- [Khloé] No, I actually wanted to know--
- ...that, that her hair wasn't washed
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- and it was, and it was gross.
- If you don't care if I do--
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Next time, I will not ask you
and I'll just do the hair.
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- [Kim] Just do it. Yeah.
- But if also--
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Then if I do it, you're gonna say,
"Why'd you touch that?"
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[Kim]
That was an extremely hard week.
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[Khloé]
Oh, I thought you were gonna say--
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And you were like,
"Do you mind if I do her hair
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'cause it's nasty."
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All I said was,
"Do you mind if I do Chicago's hair?"
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'Cause I didn't know if--
You are very particular.
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I know her hair looks shitty.
Thank you for reminding me...
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- Wow.
- ...that I didn't have the time
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to do her [bleep] hair
one night before bed and wash it.
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What are we talking about here?
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I actually thought we were good.
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I did Chi's hair,
then I took the kids to school,
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and, like, that was really it.
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I had no idea she was holding onto this.
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It sounds like you're dealing
with a bunch of your own bullshit
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and you decided--
Like, harvest this
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and build up all this animosity towards me
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when this is a you [bleep] problem.
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I swear you just wanna project
whatever you're going through on--
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and take it out on me,
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and I could handle it
but only for so long.
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I'm not gonna be here all day,
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so if you need to slap me
or something, do it.
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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- [Kim] I know it looked shitty.
- [Khloé] I wasn't trying to shame you.
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I really was trying to help you
and do your daughter's hair,
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and if you think I'm shaming you,
why would I shame you?
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For not having the time
to wash her hair the night before.
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No. That's your own insecurity.
I never said anything about that.
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[mimicking]
"I would've never let my kid go to bed
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- with hair gel."
- But I never said that.
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- Did I ever say that?
- But it's the tone. It's just the tone.
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Maybe you wouldn't have
such a stick up your ass
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over hair gel if you
lived your life a little bit.
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Like, it's just crazy.
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Interact with other human beings
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besides the children
and your family all day long.
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We're great. I know.
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But you need some other human interaction.
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You need to live your life.
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- [softly] Wow.
- You have the world at your fingertips,
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but you won't go see the world.
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You won't let yourself go out there
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to find someone
or even, like, a group of friends,
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like the lifers, like,
try to pull you in--
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- I went out.
- But you walked in...
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"Good night.
You wanna see Allison's house?"
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And it's, like, her big party,
and it doesn't matter,
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but you were like, "Allison,
say hi to True. Say hi to Tatum--"
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- It was--
- She asked who I was talking to.
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[Kim] She was, like, so excited
that you were there
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and then you were like, "I gotta go.
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- I have a schedule."
- I was vibing.
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"This one went to bed at this time.
This one went to bed--"
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Feel I was talking to everyone
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- the whole night.
- No, I know.
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But it was, like,
little things where I'm just like,
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"Be present."
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It's like The Whale.
The guy won't leave his house
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- 'cause he's, ya know--
- I'm Brendan Fraser?
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I'm just saying--
I don't know why that came to mind.
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Oh, I thought you were
gonna say I look like a whale.
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I'm like, "What?"
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You don't realize that you sometimes
have a stick up your ass
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and it's, like, sometimes you're like,
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"God she just needs to get [bleep]."
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- M-Maybe. Who knows?
- [Kim] Like, you just need
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to get away from your kids,
for one-- a pure getaway,
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not dinner FaceTiming them,
walking and showing 'em a house tour.
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Like, talk about mom shaming.
What the [bleep] are you doing to me?
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It's just reverse mom shaming.
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You're shaming me
for being a helicopter mom
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or whatever you wanna call me,
and you're claiming I'm shaming you
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for not being more of a strict parent
or whatever you're claiming at this point,
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that you're not brushing Chi's hair,
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which, obviously,
you brush Chicago's hair,
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there was just a lotta [bleep] gel.
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You have, like, no--
You're just, like, fine in Hidden Hills.
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Your kids rule your life.
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[mimics] "I have a schedule.
I have somewhere to be."
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It's crazy.
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[Khloé]
My sisters always say, like, I'm so rigid
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or I have such
a strict schedule with my kids.
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00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,246
I don't think I have
such a strict schedule.
465
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,664
I just have a schedule.
466
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:16,126
Like, we have a time to wake up,
so we can get ready for school,
467
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,711
do hair, breakfast.
468
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,423
Then after school we normally have,
like, an extracurricular activity.
469
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,592
We do have dinner around 6:00, 6:30.
470
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,720
It's not like,
"If you're not at dinner at 6:01,
471
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,513
you're disciplined."
472
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,265
Like, I don't, I don't
know what she thinks.
473
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:34,895
Why are we constantly nitpicking
what I do in my personal house
474
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,939
if I'm not asking you guys
to live the same life?
475
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,025
Can't we all just be...
476
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,819
I don't know, like,
the moms we wanna be?
477
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,905
- [laughing]
- Think whatever you want.
478
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,532
Laugh as much as you want about me.
I don't give a shit.
479
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,701
- Get it out.
- I feel bad for you.
480
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,037
Hm... 'Kay.
481
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,873
Live your [bleep] life!
Get out!
482
00:22:56,291 --> 00:23:00,295
If this is, like, the start of what
the Aspen trip's gonna be like,
483
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,172
I don't wanna [bleep] be involved.
484
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,965
I don't even wanna go
on this [bleep] trip with you
485
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,509
'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me.
486
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:06,927
[Kim chuckles]
487
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,013
[Khloé] Honestly, you're such
a bitch these days to me.
488
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,391
[Kim]
I mean, she doesn't wanna go to Aspen now?
489
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,019
Grow the [bleep] up.
That's, like, so ridiculous.
490
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,939
- [door shuts]
- [♪ dramatic music plays]
491
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,858
[♪ "Keep It Movin'"
by Halo Sol playing]
492
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:22,943
♪ Did it, done it ♪
493
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,236
♪ We're movin' on up ♪
494
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,362
♪ Push the limit ♪
495
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,446
♪ Get it, get it ♪
496
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,531
♪ Keeps gettin' better ♪
497
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,782
♪ Rock it together like ♪
498
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,117
♪ Get up on your feet now ♪
499
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,535
- ♪ Don't stop ♪
- ♪ Chasin' the sun ♪
500
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,163
- ♪ Full speed ahead like a rocket ♪
- ♪ Can't stop ♪
501
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,249
- Hi guys. Shh.
- [dog barking]
502
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,960
I love that I live so close to my kids.
503
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,838
It's really great to be
able to pop in when I want
504
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,464
see the kids when I want.
505
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:48,051
- [Kourtney] Hi, Mom.
- Hi. Let me see.
506
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,886
He wants to go upstairs.
507
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,805
Oh, he does?
Is that what he's saying?
508
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,474
- He said, "I wanna go upstairs."
- Okay.
509
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,685
- Aww.
- [Rocky crying]
510
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,355
- Takin' the elevator up.
- [Kris] I'll grab the stairs.
511
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,982
Hi, guys.
512
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,192
These are cute.
513
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,861
Kourtney, look at these.
514
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,613
[♪ upbeat music playing]
515
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:12,159
[Kourtney]
So, I'm doing a fitting for the Emmys.
516
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,995
Travis, he's performing,
I think, opening the show
517
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,788
to, like, a Phil Collins song.
518
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,457
- Oh, just opening the...
- [Kourtney] It's quick.
519
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,749
- ...Emmys. No big deal.
- It's quick.
520
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,251
So, like, we're there,
we're in and out.
521
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,336
I don't think we're even
gonna stay and watch
522
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,881
'cause of my breastfeeding schedule.
523
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,091
For the past two months,
524
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:33,221
I've loved being at home with the baby
and I don't wanna leave.
525
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:38,268
I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety
about going back into the world.
526
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:43,940
So, I still have 10 pounds if I care
to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight.
527
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,901
- So, I said maybe some...
- [Kris] Of course, you care.
528
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,986
- [Kourtney] ...baggy suits.
- [Kris] This is cool.
529
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,946
I care to get back
but I'm breastfeeding,
530
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,406
so I'm taking my time
531
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:55,368
and they say to keep your vagina intact...
532
00:24:55,952 --> 00:25:00,040
you should not jump
or run for, like, six months.
533
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,584
[Producer] What does keeping your
vagina intact mean?
534
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:06,463
Well, you can have prolapse,
535
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:10,926
which is where your vagina
can, like, fall out, I think.
536
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:15,722
Supposedly, there's things
you can do to keep it up there.
537
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,016
[Kris] That makes sense.
You should do Pilates.
538
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,685
[Kourtney]
So, I'm doing Pilates tomorrow.
539
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,522
- [Kris] Ooh, that's amazing.
- Yeah, I've just been walking.
540
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,065
So, we're doing the Emmys
541
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,316
- and then...
- I love this.
542
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,402
...did I tell you I'm going
to Australia for a month?
543
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,863
- Is that already happening?
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
544
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:35,367
Travis has toured this year with Blink-182
545
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,577
and they are going to Australia
546
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:40,247
for the whole month of February.
547
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,499
Our baby will be three months old.
548
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:48,088
But it was kind of always my plan
to bring him and go on tour.
549
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,339
So, here we are.
550
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:54,344
- To the Emmys.
- Oh, my gosh. Look at that body.
551
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,179
- You're killing it.
- [Kourtney] Isn't that crazy?
552
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,890
- [Kris] Huh?
- Isn't that crazy...
553
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,351
how they can do that
with this corset?
554
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:04,271
It's crazy how the body snaps back.
555
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,897
- [exhales]
- Can you breathe?
556
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,233
- No, but I can't breathe when...
- [Kris] Doesn't she look great?
557
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,444
...my boobs are humongous
and filled with milk and veins.
558
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,488
[chuckles] Lovely.
559
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:16,324
My priority is not bouncing back
560
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,784
and getting my body back in shape
561
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,161
like it has been in the past.
562
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:22,205
I remember after having Mason
563
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:26,334
that it used to be
a really big thing to talk about
564
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,628
how soon can you bounce back
565
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,464
and everyone would do magazine covers.
566
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,675
{\an8}I did a magazine cover in a bikini,
567
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,929
{\an8}and stressing myself out
to eat a certain diet.
568
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:41,725
This time, I'm really just
all about nourishing my body
569
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:46,563
and eating the best foods
to keep up my milk supply.
570
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:50,108
So, I think it's gotta be a suit
'cause dresses-- I'm too--
571
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,611
Yeah, I think the Saint Laurent
suit is the perfect choice.
572
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,362
- Makes perfect sense.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
573
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,991
[Kris] Have you decided if you
wanna come to Aspen with us?
574
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:01,202
I don't think I can.
Like, I just think it's a lot for me.
575
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,496
Well, you could bring...
576
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,957
your boobs and a nanny.
577
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:10,754
I don't really have, um... a nanny yet.
578
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,757
- That can travel.
- Well, no. I just-- I've literally
579
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,842
- been on my own.
- [Kris] Yeah.
580
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,845
Also, he hasn't flown yet.
I don't know.
581
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:23,058
Travis is, like, protective over the baby
582
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,478
and so, even when we walk,
like, down the street,
583
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,356
he's like, "Bring security.
There's loose dogs
584
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,692
and there's coyotes
and there's mountain lions and whatever."
585
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,528
I know. I wouldn't go walk around
with no security if I had a baby.
586
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:40,200
So, I think he feels the same way
about me getting on a plane without him...
587
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,119
- Yeah, I get it. Yeah.
- ...for the first flight.
588
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,414
I'm definitely not gonna
make it to Aspen this year.
589
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,751
It's too soon.
I don't feel like going.
590
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,754
I'm breastfeeding.
I can't ski.
591
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,466
I don't wanna be away from the baby
and it's-- just feels too much.
592
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,550
I get it.
593
00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,804
Um, I'm gonna finish my fitting.
594
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,014
Alright, send me a picture of the suit.
595
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,933
- [Kourtney] 'Kay.
- Okay. You look great.
596
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,060
- [Kourtney] Thank you.
- [Kris] Like, wow.
597
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,105
[♪ "Just So Sweet"
by Vanacore Music playing]
598
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,190
♪ This is where we set it off ♪
599
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,693
- ♪ Now stop ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪
600
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,778
♪ Bring in the drums ♪
601
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,905
♪ We gon' turn up the fun ♪
602
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,281
♪ Dance with the queen ♪
603
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:23,910
♪ Go get it ♪
604
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,037
♪ Go, go, go get it ♪
605
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,497
♪ Go get it ♪
606
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,208
♪ Go, go, go get it, get it ♪
607
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,835
♪ Go get it, get it ♪
608
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,795
♪ So bad that it's just so sweet ♪
609
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,964
- [Khloé] Hi.
- [Kim] Hey.
610
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,675
I wasn't sure if I was
actually gonna go on this trip
611
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,511
'cause Kim is being
a petty, little bitch.
612
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:46,224
But I just didn't want
Kim and her bad attitude
613
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:49,018
and her negativity and bitchiness
614
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:53,440
to, like, take away this trip from me
and the rest of my family
615
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,275
and me hanging out with everybody else.
616
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,568
[Kris]
Good morning!
617
00:28:56,568 --> 00:29:00,488
[Kim] We're going to Aspen.
Khloé's here. Life is good.
618
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,659
I can't believe she showed up.
I honestly can't believe Kylie showed up.
619
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,244
[Kylie]
I am very excited.
620
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,371
I've been wanting
to go to Aspen this year.
621
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:11,541
I try to snowboard at least once a year
622
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:15,962
and I'm just feeling blessed
to be around family.
623
00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,839
- What's the holdup?
- [Kim] Are we taking off soon?
624
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,049
So, the Captain said
there's gonna be about
625
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:24,095
a 30-minute delay here on the ground,
uh, because weather in Rifle.
626
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,181
{\an8}[airplane engine whirring]
627
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,101
[Captain] I just need the visibility in
Rifle to get a little bit better...
628
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,227
for us to get in there.
629
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:33,188
Because right now
the only airport in that area
630
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,023
that I can get into
is Grand Junction.
631
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,858
[Kendall]
How far is Grand Junction from Aspen?
632
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,777
- [Kris] It's a three-hour drive.
- [Kylie] What?
633
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,862
[captain] Two hours and 40 minutes.
Yeah. Grand Junction--
634
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,448
[Kris] It's a, at least,
a three-hour drive with the snow.
635
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,241
- [captain] Yeah.
- [Kylie] I don't think that's safe.
636
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,743
I don't like to drive in the snow.
637
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,286
- I don't.
- [Kendall] I think we're gonna be
638
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,830
- perfectly fine. The other only--
- Well, last time I was in Aspen,
639
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,123
there were three crashes
640
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:55,543
- just around on the streets.
- We're gonna be fine.
641
00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,378
My assistant crashed,
my security crashed.
642
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,130
[Khloé]
Okay, let's not talk about crashing.
643
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,133
I'm just saying I don't wanna
drive three hours in the snow.
644
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:06,638
Kylie's anxiety is kicking in
and I totally understand.
645
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,557
You know, there's a lot
of moving pieces right now.
646
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,392
I'm here, I'm ready, I'm packed...
647
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,520
I'm ready to go...
I'm not going to Grand Junction.
648
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,314
{\an8}[airplane engine roaring]
649
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,860
[captain] I-I think the best bet
is let me launch to Grand Junction
650
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,987
and let me see what
that weather's looking like.
651
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,240
- But on the way to Grand Junction--
- [Kris] You could call?
652
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,992
[captain] I c-- I'll-I'll-I'll be checkin'
it the whole-- just like I am now.
653
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,328
[Kendall] But are you positive
we could land at Grand Junction?
654
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,539
- [captain] Oh, 100% right now, yeah.
- [Kendall] Oh, okay, so then
655
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,790
let's just go.
656
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,125
I'm really good with flying.
I am now.
657
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,586
I wasn't in the past, a few years ago.
658
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:40,088
I've gotten much better.
659
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:44,425
But I am having a lot of anxiety.
660
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:48,263
I've been having a really bad feeling
for the last two days.
661
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,514
Even last night I was...
662
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,307
- [Khloé] Kylie, why would you say that?
- [crosstalk]
663
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,475
No, that's worse that you
would put it out there.
664
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,310
I couldn't even sleep last night.
665
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,479
Kylie, the fact that you even
put that out in the universe
666
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,981
is one of the weirdest things.
667
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,066
[Khloé]
That's a terrible thing to say.
668
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,276
What am I supposed to say?
669
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,777
Just keep it inside?
670
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,946
Yes. You're not supposed
to speak it into existence.
671
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:09,242
I'm just not comfortable right now
and I'm thinking about my kids.
672
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:13,454
I'm maybe dramatic,
but I feel like something isn't safe.
673
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:15,331
I just have a really bad feeling.
674
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,416
You'll be fine.
675
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,545
[♪ dramatic music playing]
676
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,090
[airplane engine roaring]
677
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,801
I just had a bad feeling
for the past two days.
678
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,511
I don't like the series of events.
679
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:29,679
I feel like I have to go.
680
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,223
I think I'm going to get off.
681
00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,975
[Kim]
Everything's gonna be fine.
682
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,020
We can go and fly to Grand Junction.
683
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,271
I don't want to go.
684
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,648
[Khloé] I think someone
should go tell the guy then.
685
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,317
If Kylie needs to go, tell him.
686
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,985
I'm just having a lot of anxiety.
687
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,987
[Khloé] So, go tell him.
I'm saying we're moving.
688
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:49,532
The minute Kylie says,
"Turn the plane around. I wanna get off,"
689
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,034
I know she's serious,
690
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,953
and I know the anxiety is overwhelming
691
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,624
and I don't think anything
is gonna change her mind
692
00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:00,877
because now she's really worried.
693
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,379
Kylie wants to get off the plane.
694
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,382
Can you just tell the captain
we're going to let Kylie off?
695
00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:07,634
[Kendall] We're already taxiing.
696
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,052
Now we have to go back in.
697
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,012
[Kylie] I'm having a lot of anxiety.
698
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:14,933
I know Kylie since the day she was born
699
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,478
and I'm not discrediting her panic.
700
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,188
[Kris] Bye.
701
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,399
- [Khloé] Ky, I love you.
- [Kim] Feel better.
702
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,610
[Kendall]
I don't know why she does this,
703
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,570
but it's also part of a pattern for her.
704
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:29,822
She's done this many, many, many times.
705
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:31,866
Bye. Watch your head.
706
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,245
[Kendall] I think she just thinks
she can get away with whatever.
707
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,747
[airplane roaring]
708
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,750
{\an8}Ju-- I-I think you should
just come with us.
709
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,627
{\an8}Nothing bad is gonna happen.
710
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,128
[Kim]
But it's always like this.
711
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,881
Everyone always--
It's always [bleep] like this.
712
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,133
The fact that she always gets out
of this shit,
713
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:50,969
is very ******* annoying.
714
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:55,348
I know the other girls are frustrated,
but it's one of my babies.
715
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,976
Of course, I'm gonna understand
and not get mad at her.
716
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,103
I wan-- I don't want her to feel anxious.
717
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,813
She's just saying-- Just--
718
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,148
I'm the wrong one.
I'm the wrong one.
719
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:08,486
So, if you can find a ride here,
it would be nice for you to join us.
720
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,071
[Khloé]
Why don't you just hang up the phone?
721
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,906
She's not getting on.
And let's just move on.
722
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:13,783
- [Kris] Okay. Alright.
- [Kim] And you're never getting
723
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,868
- your luggage back.
- [laughter]
724
00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,162
[crosstalk]
725
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:21,249
I'm gonna wear your clothes!
I'm wearing your outfits!
726
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:24,043
- [crosstalk]
- I don't care. She can't get us now.
727
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,337
I hope you brought cute shit.
728
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,464
- I get first dibs.
- [Kim laughs]
729
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:30,341
[Khloé]
What outfit am I gonna wear tonight?
730
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,218
[Kris]
Alright, we're gonna take off soon.
731
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:34,345
Okay, bye.
732
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,472
[Khloé]
This is gonna be a great trip.
733
00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:40,268
- [Kris] It is gonna be a great trip.
- It is, that's what I just said.
734
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,021
[Kris] I just hope
she'll figure it out, calm down,
735
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,149
and change her mind,
and join us in Aspen.
736
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,193
[♪ dramatic music playing]
737
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:58,161
[airplane engine roaring]
738
00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:02,040
[♪ upbeat music playing]
739
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,798
[Kim]
We made it to Aspen, minus one.
740
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:13,968
It's, like, so ironic that
we're like, "Kylie never shows up."
741
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,971
Well... she technically didn't.
742
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,139
So, all four of you will ride
743
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,348
- on this vehicle.
- Perfect.
744
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:20,558
[Kim]
She didn't follow through.
745
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,602
But I still hope that Kylie shows up.
746
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,895
Thank you.
747
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,107
[Kris]
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
748
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,735
Kylie said,
"Some of those outfits on the plane
749
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,570
are my Paris stuff from designers."
750
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,572
- Sorry.
-"I just took some in case for Aspen,
751
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,491
-"so I know they were kidding...
- Nope.
752
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,576
"...but make sure no one
actually wears anything
753
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,453
"because I won't be able
to get more outfits
754
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,580
- in time for Paris."
- Let's go through it.
755
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,706
I'm definitely gonna wear
756
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:44,999
- and take pictures.
- Let's sabotage.
757
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,835
Let's undo the stitches,
so when she puts it on, it unravels.
758
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:50,171
- No, we are definitely wearing it.
- Just kidding.
759
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,840
- I'm-- How is that possible? Kidding.
- [Kris] No, I know.
760
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:57,345
I just really can't believe Kylie
manages to get out of everything.
761
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,889
- She always does.
- [Kim] She always does.
762
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,391
[Kris] I know the girls are upset
and they're upset
763
00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,268
because they wanted
to spend time with Kylie.
764
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,688
[Kendall] I definitely get really sad when
she kind of bails on things like this,
765
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,483
especially on this trip
because she's my only snowboarding buddy.
766
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,361
Everybody else skis,
and we grew up doing it together,
767
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,781
so a part of it, for sure,
is sadness for me of just like,
768
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,032
"Damn, I was excited."
769
00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,826
[Kris]
I'm not throwing in the towel yet.
770
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:24,330
I have much hope and many prayers
going up that Kylie shows up in Aspen,
771
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:28,668
she changes her mind,
and she's gonna magically appear.
772
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,712
[♪ "Elevation"
by Gia Woods playing]
773
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,387
♪ Call it some kinda mood swing ♪
774
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,849
Oh, my God.
I love a log cabin. This is so good.
775
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,559
Thank you. Thank you.
776
00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,895
How cute.
Look like a big brown bear.
777
00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,272
[Kris]
Hi, babe.
778
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,482
- [Kim] Hi.
- [car honks]
779
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,070
How cute.
780
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,364
[Kendall]
What a chalet.
781
00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,824
[Khloé]
That's what this is called?
782
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,617
[Kendall]
This is so amazing. Wow.
783
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:03,870
[Kim]
This really is so cute.
784
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:09,083
This house is like Ralph Lauren
on crack and I am obsessed.
785
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,669
- [Kendall] I love it.
- I'm so happy.
786
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,964
This house is stunning.
787
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,258
It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
788
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,553
And there's somebody
in the kitchen making dinner.
789
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,346
I mean, pinch me.
790
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,015
Khloé, do you want the master?
791
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:27,643
No, Mom, I don't need the master.
Ya silly goose.
792
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:31,147
- [Kim] This is cozy as can be.
- This is cozy and cute.
793
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,566
[Producer] Did you guys hash out
your differences?
794
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,403
- We don't really talk about them.
- Sisters don't really do that.
795
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:39,572
Once she starts on a schedule,
it'll be right back up
796
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,116
in the annoying box in my brain.
797
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:45,661
Well, speakin' of that,
I gotta go eat 'cause I'm starving
798
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,372
and figure out my room
and unpack and do all that stuff.
799
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:52,585
[Kim] I'm also like a laying in bed
at night, TV kinda girl.
800
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:56,339
- [Khloé] Uh, [bleep] me too.
- [Kim] And this one doesn't have a TV.
801
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,008
Let's see if Kylie's actually coming.
802
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,385
[FaceTime ringing]
803
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:03,512
She's 100% not gonna answer me.
804
00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:07,099
This is a big bed,
then there's more this way.
805
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,269
- [FaceTime ringing]
- [Kim] She didn't answer.
806
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605
Khlo, do you wanna share a room?
807
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:17,151
- Share a room?
- [♪ whimsical music playing]
808
00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:19,362
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- [Khloé] No, no, no.
809
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:22,615
If that's what you wanna do,
we could share a room and wrestle.
810
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:26,869
So, there is something kind of great
about laying in bed and watching TV.
811
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:30,039
Keeks, I'm fine in the double bed as well.
I don't care.
812
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,333
I just wanna watch Gypsy Rose.
813
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,795
[Khloé]
Let's eat!
814
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,297
Hell yeah.
815
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,341
A girl's hungry.
816
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,301
[Kendall]
Noodles.
817
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,138
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- Cucumbers.
818
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:50,351
Guys, can I tell you
what tragically happened to me?
819
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:55,648
It's really hard for me... to grasp
820
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,650
and it happened overnight.
821
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,028
I cannot see.
Like this?
822
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:04,240
I used to look at everything here
and now I have to go.
823
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,701
- [Kris] Oh.
- [Kim] And it's just happened overnight.
824
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,954
- That's so annoying.
- I think I can reverse this.
825
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,665
- [Kendall chuckles]
- No, I'm serious.
826
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,667
- I'm gonna eat t-tons of carrots...
- [Kendall] How so?
827
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,044
...and I'm gonna do red light
therapy on my eyeballs
828
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,504
and open my eyes.
829
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,300
- Wait a minute.
- I don't think that's smart.
830
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:26,971
Who's gonna tell Kim
that carrots don't fix your eyesight?
831
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,766
It's called aging.
She's getting a bit older.
832
00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,226
- [Kim] Wait a minute.
- [Kendall] Hm?
833
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,936
Let's put on Kylie's clothes
834
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,772
and post just to us and our close friends.
835
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,567
- She will die. She will literally--
- [Khloé] That's the point, Mom.
836
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,320
- [Kim] Yeah, it's a joke.
- It's not to make her not die.
837
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,656
She's gonna be more upset.
She said she's losing--
838
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:49,035
- She's having a really hard time and--
- Doing what?
839
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,995
- [Kris] She felt unsafe.
- [Khloé] So, you're gonna leave
840
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,205
your whole family and let them die?
841
00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,915
[Kim]
If you feel that unsafe,
842
00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,751
- you'll beg and plead and cry...
- [Khloé] Right.
843
00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:00,129
- ...for your family to get off the plane.
- Why would she leave her mom, her sisters?
844
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,425
But she's that worried for herself?
845
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,970
If that's not a Leo,
I can't tell you who is.
846
00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:10,389
We should at least sip
and have a toast or somethin'
847
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,183
- for th-those who made it.
- [Khloé] Sure.
848
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,560
We gotta pour somethin' out
for those who didn't make it.
849
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,728
- Cheers.
- Amen.
850
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,104
-¡Arriba...
- [Corey Gamble] Cheers.
851
00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:21,108
...abajo, al centro, al dentro!
852
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:25,738
Kim, are you gonna yell at me
if I FaceTime my daughter?
853
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,241
- Is this a trick?
- [Kendall] Why would she yell at you
854
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,409
for FaceTiming your daughter?
855
00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:32,870
She doesn't like when
I FaceTime my kids.
856
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,499
We went to Allison's for dinner.
857
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:37,750
- Well, it was her--
- No, no, no.
858
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,461
This [bleep] bitch brings
her child with her
859
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,088
to Allison's birthday dinner.
860
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,924
There was no kids at dinner,
861
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:46,384
but I brought Saint
because he was having
862
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,677
a playdate with Dylan so that
they could be busy and stay upstairs.
863
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,471
[Khloé] And there was
seven other kids there.
864
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,890
And I'm sorry, I FaceTimed
my daughter to say goodnight.
865
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,975
And Kim cannot let it go.
866
00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:59,271
That I can't go out
without being attached to my kids.
867
00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:02,066
[mouthful] Live in the moment.
We walk in the door.
868
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:05,152
I-- She called when we were in the car.
869
00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:08,322
No, she said,
"Can I see the house, where you are?"
870
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,658
I was by the front entry.
I wasn't in the party,
871
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:11,951
- and Kim--
- [Kim] No, you walked--
872
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,120
It was walking down
the stairs to the party.
873
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,748
The two steps, and then I hung up
and then everyone was there.
874
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,667
I just said like,
"Babe, live in the moment."
875
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,836
And then we were sitting there
and so, she's like, "We're--"
876
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,129
We waited one hour
877
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,089
- before we sat down.
- I know, and she's like, "We're on--
878
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,424
I'm on a schedule here.
I have to go."
879
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,843
- No, what did you say first?
- And I'm just like, "Stop, we're--"
880
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,261
[Khloé]
Kim, what did you say first?
881
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,513
- Kim said, "Can we eat?"
- [crosstalk]
882
00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,014
She goes,
"I'm starving. Can we eat?"
883
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:37,184
And I go, "Yeah, you guys,
we're on a schedule here."
884
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:41,522
I am highly confused at what
I'm being punished for here.
885
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,649
Loving my kids too much?
886
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:46,402
Saying goodnight to my kids?
887
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,279
Them being on a schedule?
888
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,990
I would love for someone
to point out what the [bleep]
889
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:54,785
am I doing that's
so offensive and hurtful to her.
890
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:58,122
No, it was a little bit more like,
"I'm on a schedule here, I gotta go."
891
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,498
You see--
892
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,501
I love you and I love a schedule,
893
00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,670
but you walk in somewhere
and you're already ready to leave
894
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:07,256
- or you're already talking about leaving.
- No, no, no. I didn't bring that--
895
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,800
- How are you supposed to enjoy yourself...
- But I didn't bring that up...
896
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,969
- ...in the present moment?
- ...until Kim said, "We've been here
897
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,304
an hour.
Are we gonna eat soon?"
898
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,432
- I was helping the party planners--
- So, why is it okay if she does it?
899
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:17,516
But I said--
900
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:19,810
[Kendall] That's different,
being there an hour and haven't eaten,
901
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:22,855
- that's different.
- Right. So, I piggybacked off of that.
902
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,565
So I go,
"Yeah, guys, we have a schedule."
903
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,525
Like, I was trying to make her
not sound crazy.
904
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,527
And then, one more time
at the table you were like, "Let's go.
905
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:30,821
- Are we gonna go?"
- No, it was 9:30 and you said
906
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,907
- we'd be home by 9:30.
- [Kendall] Wanting to get the food out
907
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,492
because you're hungry,
if that's the case--
908
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,784
I don't have 24-hour care.
909
00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:37,286
- [crosstalk]
- So, I had to tell my nannies
910
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,413
how much longer
they were gonna be there.
911
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:40,915
What are we even talking about?
912
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,793
Do you hear the [bleep]
conversation right now?
913
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,671
Shoot me, someone,
'cause I committed a crime.
914
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,006
Like, are we okay?
915
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:51,383
I was just-- It's not to critique,
it's just to say
916
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,094
- I felt-- I just felt the energy--
- How is that not to critique?
917
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,430
- The whole thing is a critique.
- You never go out. I was so excited.
918
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,015
She came to a lifers dinner.
919
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,351
This is, like, they were so excited.
920
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,145
Kim was antisocial.
I'm with all of her friends.
921
00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,897
Antisocial?
I'm hanging out talking--
922
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:07,441
[Khloé] No, with your same lifers.
I was with new people.
923
00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:09,944
I'm schmitzing, socializing.
924
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:13,155
- I was as with the people as I could be.
- And I am so proud of you.
925
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,325
Kim's just trying to be a bitch right now
and that's something Kim is so good at.
926
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:20,120
Like, if she wants to hurt you,
she will go for the jugular.
927
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,872
And it still wasn't good enough for you.
928
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:24,166
[♪ tense music playing]
929
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,966
[Kim] I was just giving you
tips along the way
930
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,759
- that if you're out...
- [Khloé] But why don't you
931
00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:35,803
- have to take the same tips?
- ...it doesn't have to be like,
932
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,721
"I'm on a schedule. Let's go."
'Cause I didn't say that.
933
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,890
I'd go, "I'm starved.
Are we gonna start with the food?
934
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,934
It's been an hour,
probably an hour and a half."
935
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,227
[Khloé]
And right after the same--
936
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:46,188
- your sentence, I go, "Yeah."
- [crosstalk]
937
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:47,481
If what she's saying is true,
938
00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:49,024
- the sentiment is different.
- [crosstalk]
939
00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:50,859
The sentiment is,
"I'm hungry, let's get the food."
940
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,361
I wish you were there
to hear the sentiment
941
00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:54,196
'cause no one else
felt that except for her.
942
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:57,324
No, I just was telling you
to live in the moment.
943
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:59,785
Because, like she said,
the sentiment was different.
944
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,121
You're making up the [bleep] sentiment.
945
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:05,874
No, that's what I'm saying is
I think you're in denial.
946
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,876
- About what?
- About the sentiment.
947
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,670
- Mom?
- What?
948
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,088
- [Khloé] Chill.
- Oh.
949
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,507
Sometimes you don't--
you-you hardly go out.
950
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,552
So, when you do, you're just like,
"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."
951
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,304
I don't think you realize it.
952
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,848
Everyone's saying they're hungry
and you are more like,
953
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:25,311
"Yep, I gotta go. I'm on a schedule.
I-- Let's eat, so I can get outta here."
954
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,689
That was more the energy,
so I was just telling you,
955
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,483
you might not realize it,
let's live in the moment.
956
00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:32,818
I'm just wondering if you think
957
00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:34,820
- you live in the moment.
- I do. You know,
958
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,739
and-and if I don't
always live in the moment,
959
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,449
then that's something
I have to work on.
960
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,827
- I was just saying--
- Feel like you love nitpicking me
961
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:44,288
and we did the exact same thing.
962
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:49,084
But anyways,
I'm gonna go FaceTime my daughter.
963
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,377
I hope that's okay with you.
964
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,714
And if not, can you tell me now
so you don't tell me when I'm done?
965
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,257
- Totally.
- [Khloé] So, if it's not okay...
966
00:43:55,257 --> 00:43:56,967
- [Kim] No, no. I'd love you to.
- ...tell me now.
967
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,678
- I'd love you to.
- No, because I don't want you to tell me
968
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,388
- later.
- Cheers to True.
969
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,098
Definitely not FaceTiming around you guys.
970
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:09,355
So far, this trip is not
getting off to such a great start.
971
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:11,315
I should've left with Kylie.
972
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,026
[♪ dramatic music playing]
973
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,403
{\an8}[Kim] Next on, The Kardashians...
974
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:17,821
Woo!
975
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:20,157
[Kendall] What a beautiful day.
We got lucky, guys.
976
00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:22,826
[Khloé]
"Serious injuries or death possible."
977
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,912
[Kendall]
Khloé, you can do it!
978
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,121
[bleep].
979
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,624
Attention, Target shoppers.
980
00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:31,126
This is how you get me back to work.
981
00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:38,050
I am slowly crawling out
of my blissful baby bubble.
982
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,719
- Am I allowed to lay on here?
- [employee] Sure. Go for it.
983
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,554
- [all exclaim]
- Oh, my gosh.
984
00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:45,766
- [True Thompson] [on phone] I love you!
- I love you!
985
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,351
- Here we go again.
- Bye.
986
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,353
Just 'cause you don't wanna
call your kids to say goodnight,
987
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,854
- I'm gonna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.
988
00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,231
[bleep] off.
989
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:54,358
[Kris]
I wanted to tell you guys something.
990
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:58,195
I had my scan and this just
makes me really emotional,
991
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,698
but they found something.
992
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:05,285
[♪ soft music playing]
993
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,368
[♪ music fades out]
994
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:49,872
My family is super competitive,
I think, year-round,
995
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:53,375
but Christmastime is a whole other type of
996
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,878
competitive nature
that no one's really ever seen.
997
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,297
Like, "Who decorated your house?"
"Well, who decorated your--"
998
00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:01,091
Like, we all need a little intel
and like, "Oh, okay,"
999
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:02,217
and act like we don't care.
1000
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:04,970
And then we're, like, in the car
immediately calling that person,
1001
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,847
"Get over here and fix my [bleep] lights."
1002
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:08,599
Like, it gets dark.
1003
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:12,728
And if I go to someone's house
and I see something, I'm like, "Okay."
1004
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,313
And then I get it
the next day and I add it
1005
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,899
and I act like it was always there.
1006
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,862
[bell tolls]