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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Khloé Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...
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- [camera clicking]
- [Alessandro Morelli] Beautiful.
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Hey, Mom, are you sad
that you'll never be pregnant again?
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Don't make me cry.
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Pregnancy was
my most beautiful experience,
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especially my first one, my little pepper.
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So, you know I'm leaving
to go to Aspen with your aunties.
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- Lovie!
- Lovie.
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You have the world at your fingertips,
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but you're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.
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Your kids rule your life.
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I don't even wanna go
on this [bleep] trip with you
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'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me.
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- What's the holdup?
- [Kim Kardashian] Are we taking off soon?
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So, the captain said
there's weather in Rifle.
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I'm maybe dramatic,
but I feel like something isn't safe.
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[Kendall Jenner]
I know Kylie since the day she was born.
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I don't know why she does this.
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Sometimes you hardly go out,
so when you do, you're just like,
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"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."
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I don't think you realize it.
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[Khloé]
If this is, like,
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the start of what
the Aspen trip's gonna be like,
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I don't wanna [bleep] be involved.
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[♪ dramatic theme music playing]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Kim]
Let's go, party peeps.
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- [Kris Jenner] I can get in the back.
- [Khloé] I can get in the back.
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♪ Live it up, live it up ♪
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[Kris]
Let me see your look. You're so cute.
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[Khloé]
No, she's very cute.
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- I'm very dressed up.
- [Khloé] She's like a Russian princess.
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[Kris] No, I love it.
Oh, my God. Stop it.
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I'm so excited for sushi.
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[Kris]
We're having dinner tonight
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at one of my favorite
restaurants in Aspen,
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and anywhere, by the way.
Owned by Nobu.
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Can't see.
[laughs]
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Probably for the best.
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You look like, uh--
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[Khloé]
Pamela Anderson?
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No, you look like
a Sesame Street character or something.
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- Snuffleupagus?
- I don't know.
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[Khloé]
Snuffleupagus was my favorite one.
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- [Kris] Snuffleupagus?
- [Khloé] Snuffleupagus was cute.
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I'm fine with that.
I think Muppets are cute.
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♪
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So far, this trip has not
been off to the best start.
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I'm gonna FaceTime my daughter.
I hope that's okay with you.
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I was just telling you.
Let's live in the moment.
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I'm just wondering if you think
you live in the moment.
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Hi.
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[Khloé]
I have high hopes for dinner
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'cause it... can't get
any more annoying than it is now.
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[Kris]
Cheers.
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So, I think since we're all probably
gonna be up early regardless...
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- [Kris] Yeah.
- [Kendall] ...I think we should get out
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- by 9:30.
- [Khloé] Should we call Kylie and see
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- if she's coming?
- [Kim] Yeah, you should.
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She has FOMO one way or another.
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- [FaceTime ringing]
- Two days of your life
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and you couldn't
come be on a family trip?
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[Khloé] Um, just saying hi.
How are you feeling?
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You know what?
We've been there.
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[Kylie Jenner]
I tried to get another flight,
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but I guess all flights
are having problems and delays
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and cancellations
because there's a storm coming.
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[Khloé]
I love you.
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[Kylie] It is rare that we all
get together, so I'm-I'm really upset
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that this trip is just not
gonna work out for me this time.
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Okay. Love you. Bye.
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[sings]
♪ Oh, I knew she wasn't coming ♪
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[laughs]
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The new single by Khloé Kardashian.
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[Khloé] But you guys,
if anyone ever thought she really--
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Like, how you were like,
"She's really gonna come."
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[Kendall] I mean, I don't think
we ever really needed to confirm
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Kylie wasn't coming.
I knew.
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I h-- I had the confirmation
the second she walked off the plane.
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There was no way she was coming.
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This is our albacore tataki with truffle.
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- [Khloé] Delish. Thank you.
- [server] You're welcome.
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I wish we could watch Gypsy together,
but I've already started it.
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[Kim]
I'm meeting her on Wednesday.
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- You're-- What? That escalated.
- [crosstalk]
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Mom and Kendall said,
"Isn't-- Wasn't she trying to meet you?"
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[Kim]
A couple years ago,
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- I s-- did a rating of things...
- Oh, come on.
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[Kim] ...that I was really into--
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You know, she just probably
texts her right now and said,
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-"Can we meet you on Wednesday?"
-"Can I meet you on Wednesday?"
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[Kim] No, it's--
she has to get her parole officer.
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It's a whole thing.
So hopefully, her parole officer approves.
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard
was just released from prison
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for being involved
in the murder of her mother.
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She reached out to me on social media.
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She's expressed wanting
to get into prison reform,
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and I think that with what
she's learned being in prison herself,
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I just think there's
such an opportunity for her
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to use her platform
in a, in a really important way.
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- [FaceTime ringing]
- So, it's just all really fascinating.
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[Khloé]
Okay, well, let me say goodnight to True.
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- [Kim] In prison, you go to--
- Hi. I love you.
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[True Thompson] [over phone]
Uh, where are you?
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[Khloé]
I'm at a restaurant.
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[True]
Uh, why do you look so funny?
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I look funny?
I'm wearing a furry hat.
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[Kim]
Here we go again.
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She just is so stuck on
what's going on at home
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that she can't have a good time.
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We don't get to do this
very often anymore.
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It's, like, really rare that
we go on these family vacations
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and I just want Khloé to just, like,
enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment.
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Be present with us.
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[True babbles]
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[Khloé gasps]
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- Khloé, we're--
- [Khloé] Baby!
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[Kris] Okay, Khloé, I love you
and I'm not gonna take sides,
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but Kim's got a point.
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'Kay, mwah.
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Get off your phone.
We're right here.
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- [True] I love you.
- [Khloé] I love you!
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[laughs]
Who's so cute?
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- Bye. See ya. Gotta go. Bye.
- [Corey laughs]
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It's-- Just 'cause you don't wanna call
your kids to say goodnight,
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- I wanna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.
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We're at dinner.
Come on.
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Wait, I'm supposed to be more present,
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but Kim hasn't looked up
from her phone the entire dinner?
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She's scrolling Instagram.
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Okay, I'll be more present.
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I love you. Call your dada, okay?
Mwah. Oh. Hung up.
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What?
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- We need you in this conversation.
- [bleep] off. Okay?
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This is why I don't like
to leave the gates
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because I just feel like
I get attacked every [bleep] second.
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Get off my [bleep] [bleep] immediately.
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[Kendall] Wait, what do you
think of this alien situation
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at that Miami mall?
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- [Kris] Oh, my God, I heard about it.
- The Miami thing was fully real.
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- I think it's real.
- [Kendall] I think so too.
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[♪ eerie music playing]
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- Obviously, that was 100% real.
- No way--
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But why--
Where are all the video?
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- No way 200 cop cars--
- Mom, are you kidding me?
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They have technology
that wipes it all out.
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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- Rob.
- [Rob Kardashian] [over phone] Yo.
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Kendall and I are talking
about the Miami mall situation.
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Kris Jenner's over here like,
"There was a fireworks and a mall fight."
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[Rob] I just don't force people
to believe what's actually happening.
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- [Khloé] So, Mom--
- Rob, for the record,
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I do believe in aliens.
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[Khloé]
I love conspiracy theories.
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I don't have to believe them all,
but I [bleep] love them all.
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And my brother is right there with me.
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[Rob]
There's literally seven species of aliens
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and there's good aliens and bad aliens.
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There's more than that, Rob.
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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[Rob]
There's more than that for sure, Corey.
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I definitely think Corey
is an alien, by the way.
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I've already told Corey that.
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Corey, for sure, is an alien.
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Well, no.
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Well, no. But yes.
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[Kendall]
Why do you think Corey's an alien?
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'Cause Corey's known way too much...
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[Kris] I'm not stupid.
I'm on your team.
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No.
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There's UFOs on etchings in caves.
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Okay. Just a question.
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[Rob] They've literally been
here since, like, the '40s.
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Centuries, Rob. Centuries.
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No.
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'Member those, you guys?
This mochi.
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[Kim]
Never been a mochi girl myself.
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- [Kris] Really?
- It tastes like I'm eating a dead body.
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- Like, chewing the skin.
- [Khloé laughs]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Khloé]
Thank you guys so much!
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- It was delicious.
- [Kim] Thank you!
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[Khloé]
I'll get in the back. [indistinct].
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That was delicious.
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Delicious. And now you
have 10 minutes left with me.
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Make 'em count.
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[♪ bold pop music playing]
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♪ Don't go killin' my vibe,
don't go killin' my vibe ♪
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I'm still on maternity leave.
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- I'm just popping in for like--
- [Simon Huck] You look so good.
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For like an hour.
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Today, we are launching Lemme in Target.
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- Hi. How are you?
- [crosstalk]
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Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm late.
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I'm on my baby's breastfeeding schedule.
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- This is your Lemme section.
- How exciting!
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- So cute.
- [Simon] So cute.
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This is my first day back at work.
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Does it feel good to be
in hair and makeup or you didn't miss it?
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I did glam for Christmas Eve.
That's the only time.
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- [Simon] Okay.
- And then, no, it was nice.
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And I had the baby
for, like, half of glam
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and then Travis took over.
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I am slowly crawling out
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of my blissful baby bubble.
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I love being at home
right now with my baby,
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going on walks, living in pajamas.
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It's been a vibe.
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- I'm not, like, ready to be...
- [Simon] Right.
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...like, working, but I was like--
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- No, I-I know.
- But Target,
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and 10 minutes away from the house,
and coming for an hour,
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- that I can manage. Yeah.
- This is approved. Yeah.
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- [mic scraping]
- Oh, my boobs are, like,
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tingling and itching.
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The breastfeeding.
I don't know.
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Do you wanna walk Kourtney
through what we're doing today?
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[social media manager]
Yes, so, the first one is your interview.
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[Simon]
Oh, okay. Amazing.
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- Should I be sitting in the shopping cart?
- [crew laughs]
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- For the interview?
- [Simon] You know, actually, yes.
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Hi.
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[Simon] Can you see the "Lemme"?
I'm gonna move her a little.
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To any of the shoppers, hi.
I'm like, "Hi."
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Testing. Testing.
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What is the craziest thing
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you've been craving post-pregnancy?
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So, like, a naughty thing
that I was craving...
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- Naughty.
- ...was Ritz Bits.
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Had to eat, like, a pack of them a day.
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Ritz Bits, if you're out there,
we deserve a package.
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- [laughs]
- Okay. You only have 10 minutes
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inside the store.
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What are the three items
you're buying besides Lemme?
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- Ritz Bits.
- [laughter]
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Micellar water.
Is that how you say it?
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- [Simon] Mm-hmm.
- [Liz Muller] That's a good one.
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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
A baby item.
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Like, right now
I need a sleep positioner.
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What's a crazy fact
about you that I don't know?
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I was stung by a scorpion.
Did you know that?
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- No. When?
- [Kourtney] In college.
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I was cleaning my bikini bottom
that was hanging in my shower
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and a scorpion was in there and it stung
my finger and it was traumatizing.
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I had to go to the hospital.
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And if you're allergic to a scorpion,
they inject you with goat's blood.
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- Wow. That's a wrap.
- [cameraperson] Yeah.
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I may have to hit
the sleep positioner aisle
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- on my way out.
- [Liz] Wait. Can we get a picture of you
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- with the cart, like, pushing it?
- Pushing it, yes.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
It would be my honor.
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- [photographer] Floor it.
- [Liz] Give us some energy, Simon.
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- [laughter]
- [Kourtney] Oh, my God.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- [Kourtney laughs]
- Happy shopping.
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Oh, my gosh.
We almost crashed into someone.
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[Simon]
Yeah, we almost hit a woman.
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Don't hit the, don't hit the guy.
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[Simon]
Sorry. We're stopping over here.
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[Kourtney]
You guys should do the same thing.
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[all laughing]
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[Simon]
He's still going.
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This is how you get me back to work.
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The only way I'm ever
gonna shop at Target again
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is with Simon pushing me around the store.
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My heels are stuck in the little holes.
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- Do you-- Are they loose?
- I don't know how I'm gonna do this.
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- Simon, you might have to carry me out.
- [Simon] I can just lift you.
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[laughing]
Okay.
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Attention, Target shoppers.
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Lemme is available in stores nationwide.
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- There's, like, no one around.
- [all laughing]
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I love therapy.
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Retail therapy. Oh, wait.
Is the wink supposed to be at the end?
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- Wink's after...
- Okay.
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Retail therapy.
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This lady is videoing me over there.
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- I see you videoing.
- [laughter]
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I don't know, guys.
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[photographer]
Look at me. Okay.
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[laughter]
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- [Liz] This was amazing.
- [Simon] I know.
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Like, I'm late to the party here.
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Am I allowed to lay on here?
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- [employee] Sure. Go for it.
- Okay.
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Am I gonna be the first person
to ever lay on here?
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[Kourtney]
You did?
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- [Kourtney] Oh.
- [Simon] Oh.
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Can we hold the glow?
Is there a Glow?
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Can we have you laying so where
you can, like, put your heels up, like--
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- Or-- I love that. Great.
- [all laugh]
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Make it work.
Look like you're stoked.
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Just lay down the... thing.
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- [team] Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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- Did you do that?
- I didn't do that.
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- [customer] Go Lemme! [cheering]
- Woo! Yeah!
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- She should get some free Lemme.
- [Simon] Yeah.
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[Kourtney]
Yeah.
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[Kourtney]
Yeah.
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Thanks, team.
We've had so much fun today.
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Can't wait to see what's next.
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- [Simon] Perfection.
- So good.
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[Kourtney]
Oh, you're welcome!
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Thank you. Bye, guys.
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[♪ bright music playing]
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♪ Woke up this morning,
brighter day, brighter day ♪
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♪ You can see me smile from a mile away ♪
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♪ Yeah, see my girl, see my girl ♪
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♪ See my girl, see my girl, see my girl ♪
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Hi. Good morning.
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[Kim]
I'll have a pancake.
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Banana.
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- Hell yeah.
- [FaceTime ringing]
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[True] [over phone]
Hi, Mommy.
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[Khloé]
Hi!
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No one's here.
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Who's going to school?
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It's just annoying.
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[Khloé]
Oh, my gosh. Is Derek driving you?
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[True]
No, Taylor.
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Oh, phew. I was gonna say,
at least someone's driving.
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'Cause you're too young to drive.
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Okay. I love you.
Have a great day of school.
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- Goodbye.
- [Khloé] Bye-bye.
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- You okay? Did that trigger you?
- Why would that trigger me?
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[Khloé] 'Cause you're the one always
wanting to say I put my kids first.
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I spend too much time with them.
I never leave the house, da-da.
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We have a very short amount of time
that they even wanna be with us.
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I am not saying anything
about not being present for your kids.
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[Khloé]
I never said that,
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but it makes me happy
to be there every night with them.
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As it should.
There's nothing wrong with that.
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I think you're misunderstanding
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when I just said you're
not present when you go out.
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What Kim is saying is true, yeah.
I do FaceTime my kids.
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I-I mean, I'm laughing 'cause I'm like,
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th-this is what you're
complaining to me about? Okay.
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My thing is,
how does this affect you?
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You do you and I'll do me.
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[Kendall]
Good morning.
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Hi. Oh, my gosh,
I brought that outfit too.
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- Hey.
- I feel like everyone in the family
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makes fun of me for being
so strict with the schedules
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and, like, they have to eat here
or they take a bath. They do--
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Like, I am like that.
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But my kids know when they're gonna eat
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because it's the same time every day.
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It's just, like, with 12 kids on vacation,
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it's really hard to stay
on schedule and be exact.
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So, if dinner's supposed
to be at 6:00 and it's 6:02
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and we're just getting
in the car just to drive there--
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Kim, I've never cared
about a schedule like that.
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[Kim] You might not realize it,
but that was, like,
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- The Bahamas.
- The Bahamas? When my daughter
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was under one years old?
Yeah.
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But we were gonna be
less than 10 minutes late.
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And it was like,
"I'm going by myself."
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I just said, "Okay, I'm gonna meet
you guys there. Just meet me there."
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And then I still get clowned
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- because I wanna just leave on my own?
- No, it's a little bit more,
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like, frantic.
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00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,007
[Khloé] This Bahamas trip
that Kim's talking about
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was five years ago.
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Is there anything else
you need to say to me about this?
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And we were like,
"Khloé, everything's gonna be okay."
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But I know my kids.
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00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,936
Like, I'm not trying to tell
you guys what to do with yours.
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If you guys don't want schedules,
don't have a [bleep] schedule.
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If you do want them,
have a [bleep] schedule.
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- I just do what I think is best.
- [Kim] I do have a schedule.
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But then why does everyone
clown me about mine?
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We're still talking about this?
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- Yes.
- [Kim] Yeah.
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[♪ bold pop music playing]
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I think just, sometimes, it's just--
We can chill. Ya know?
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Like, we're in The Bahamas,
so it was more just, like, that energy.
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[Khloé]
Just, I don't mind. It's all good.
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- But that was also years ago.
- [Khloé inhales deeply]
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Well, yeah, you're the one
that brought up that specific memory.
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It's not that I don't want her
to speak to her kids,
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it's just the times that she's choosing
to always take away from us.
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It just seems like
every time we're together,
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she has to take away
that time to talk to the kids.
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And that's what's just so annoying.
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Like, thank God she can't sit
and FaceTime her kids while we're skiing.
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00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,242
What time are we supposed
to be dressed, like, and ready?
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[Kendall] Instructors are ready at 10:00,
which is in 30 minutes.
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So, whenever you guys
are ready, I'm ready to go.
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[Kim]
Thank you so much for breakfast.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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Hi.
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[Kris] You look good.
Are those ski pants?
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[Kim] Yeah. This is Victoria Beckham's
ski outfit from the '90s.
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[Kris]
That's from the '90s?
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[Kim]
Yeah. I hope it's still insulated.
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Is the jacket Victoria Beckham?
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No, they're both Chanel.
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00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,441
- Okay, 'cause you said Victoria Beckham.
- Victoria Beckham wore in the '90s
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- to go skiing.
- [Kris] Oh!
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00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,112
[Kim]
And she is my skiing inspo for this trip.
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00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,906
My knee's [bleep] though,
so I'm not gonna get a knee surgery
403
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,867
- off of this trip, guys.
- [Kris] Kendall would probably--
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00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,077
- [Kendall] Your knee's [bleep]?
- [bleep].
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00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,246
No, you said,
"My knee's [bleep] [bleep]."
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00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,414
That's what you said.
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00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:04,209
I am not gonna ski today
because I don't wanna break anything.
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00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,129
I am, like, one of the smart ones.
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00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,422
You guys be careful.
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I hope I'm healthy forever,
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00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,093
but if I was to injure myself,
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it would take a long time to recover
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and I don't have that kinda time.
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00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,515
- Bye.
- [Kris] Okay, I'll see you in a while.
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- [Kim] Toodles.
- [Kendall] Toodles.
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[Kris]
Break a leg.
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[♪ "La Da Di Da"
by Vanacore Music playing]
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[Khloé]
You guys, I'm so annoying.
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I might have to pee
one more time.
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00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,776
- [Kendall] Oh, no, I have to pee.
- That's fine.
421
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,654
Okay. I thought everyone was gonna
yell at me, so I feel good about this.
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00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,531
♪
423
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:37,618
♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
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00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,203
♪ Move your body like that ♪
425
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,288
- [Kim] Hi, how are you?
- [greeting each other]
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00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,207
- Hi, I'm Kim.
- Kim, I'm Hershey.
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00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,000
- I'll be with you.
- So nice to meet you.
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00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,919
[Hershey]
And we have your skis right here.
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00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,712
- [Khloé] Bougie.
- [Hershey] Yeah.
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[Khloé]
Not like when I was a kid. Okay.
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00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,799
[Kendall]
Maybe let's wait for Khloé.
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00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,218
[Khloé]
I'm right here!
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- Y'all have a good one.
- [Kendall] Thank you.
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00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,513
[Kim]
Comin' down.
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00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,348
[Hershey]
Well, happy to be out here with--
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00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,641
[Kendall]
What a beautiful day.
437
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,559
[Kim]
What a beautiful day. I was worried.
438
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,852
[Kendall]
We got lucky, guys.
439
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:04,937
[Corey/Kim]
Yeah.
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00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,231
- [Kendall] Ooh, I'm excited!
- [Kim] Me too.
441
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,524
[camera clicks]
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00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,574
[Khloé]
It is so [bleep] nice out here.
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00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,660
[Hershey]
Alright, Koko, are you ready?
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00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,911
- [Khloé] Yeah.
- [Kendall] I'm ready.
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00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,663
- [Hershey] We good, guys?
- [Kim] Alright, let's go.
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00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,581
[Khloé] We're just doing
an easy one to start, right?
447
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,666
- [Hershey] Yeah.
- [Khloé] 'Kay.
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00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,292
[Hershey]
It's just like riding a bike.
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00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,710
- [Khloé] Okay.
- [Hershey laughs]
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00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,337
Let's try it.
451
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,423
[♪ "Von dutch"
by Charli XCX playing]
452
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,885
♪ I get money, you get mad
because the bank shut ♪
453
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:40,597
♪ Yeah, I know your
little secret, put your hands up ♪
454
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,767
♪ It's so obvious,
I'm your number one ♪
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[Kendall]
Woo!
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00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,270
We are having so much fun.
457
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,314
The mountain just got kind of dumped on,
so the snow is perfect.
458
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,191
We've gotten, like, the first day of sun,
459
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,026
so it's beautiful, it's not too cold.
460
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,196
And this couldn't be
a more perfect day of snowboarding.
461
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:59,074
- [squeals] Yay! How fun is that?!
- [Khloé] So fun!
462
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,743
♪ It's okay to just admit
that you're jealous of me ♪
463
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,288
I am having the best time.
464
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,372
Ah!
465
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,792
I'm obviously a little rusty,
but I feel good being out here.
466
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,963
I love being with my sisters and Corey,
and we're just having fun.
467
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,965
[Kim]
I'll slowly go through your legs.
468
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:18,886
- [Khloé] Okay, I'll keep 'em open. Woo!
- [Kim] Woo, did it!
469
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,513
Nothing is better
than skiing with your sisters.
470
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,223
We're having such a good time.
471
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,391
[Kendall]
Woo!
472
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,853
The only thing missing
is I wish Kourtney and Kylie were here.
473
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,147
I even wish my mom came on the slopes.
474
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,231
[Kendall]
Woo!
475
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,567
I wish my mom was out with us
'cause I know she loves skiing,
476
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:37,070
but I'm sure she's keeping herself
busy at home doing something.
477
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,657
[air blows]
478
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,286
- [air blows]
- [Kris inhales]
479
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,914
Ooh. [exhales] That's nice.
480
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,999
[air blowing]
481
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,299
This cabin is so delicious.
482
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,260
I really want to enjoy it.
This is my day.
483
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,096
Oh, hi, you little cutie.
484
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,808
[whispers]
A little creepy. [growls]
485
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,854
I love being by myself in a quiet house...
486
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,940
Look at this jewelry!
487
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,733
...because it never happens.
488
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:18,153
Look, I'll give you 200.
That's how generous I feel today.
489
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,446
Okay.
490
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,700
I might read a book,
relax, make a martini.
491
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:30,123
I don't know what the kids are doing,
but this is very, very special.
492
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,417
How do you do a snow angel?
493
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,212
I need a martini.
494
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:40,592
[sisters]
Woo!
495
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,721
[Kendall]
I'll do a 360. It's perfect!
496
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,057
- [Kim] It's so good.
- [Kendall] The snow is perfect!
497
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,725
[Kim]
I wanna go faster.
498
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,603
[Khloé]
"Serious injuries or death possible."
499
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,689
[Hershey]
Perfect. We can all go that way.
500
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,608
- [Khloé] Do you see this sign?
- Yeah.
501
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:58,443
[Khloé]
'Cause it says death may occur.
502
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:02,114
- No, it-- Well, it's, it's cool.
- [Khloé] Alright.
503
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:07,202
I want to do things and, like,
remind myself that I am a decent skier.
504
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,787
[Kendall]
Kim, come here!
505
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,330
[Khloé]
Oh, look. She wants to show you.
506
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,623
[Kim]
I'm watching.
507
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,835
But I did not know
that meant catchin' air. Eh!
508
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,753
Whatever people do.
I don't know.
509
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,839
Or is it this?
Cowabunga. I don't know.
510
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:19,923
Let's go for those jumps.
511
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,133
[Kendall]
Look how easy that is!
512
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,051
- Just go straight.
- [Kim] Okay, I'm gonna go right where
513
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,469
- you're at.
- [Hershey] Straight on there.
514
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,180
[Kim]
I'm going!
515
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:28,390
[squeals]
516
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,310
- [Hershey] Yeah!
- [Kendall] Woo!
517
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,979
- [Khloé] Wait. Kim did it?
- [Hershey] Kim totally did it.
518
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:37,107
I'm not doing flips
and jumps and shit here.
519
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,192
[Kendall]
Woo!
520
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,735
Can barely do
a somersault in real life.
521
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:41,737
[Kim]
Khloé, you can do it!
522
00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,447
[Khloé]
Are you guys all on crack?
523
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:45,949
[Kim]
It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!
524
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,868
[Khloé]
[yells] [bleep].
525
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,414
- [Kendall] Go straight, onto the box.
- [Khloé] Is it hard?
526
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,917
[Kim]
It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!
527
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,627
[Khloé]
[yells] [bleep].
528
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:59,505
- [Kim] Yay! You did it!
- [Khloé] Girl.
529
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,549
It just feels so good
to have Khloé living in the moment.
530
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,759
This is all I wanted.
531
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,260
[Kendall]
Woo! This is so fun.
532
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,762
- [Khloé] Yeah.
- [Kim] So fun.
533
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:10,474
I am surprising myself
left and right. [bleep] yeah.
534
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,559
Being out here skiing with everyone,
535
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,312
it's brought back such great
memories from our childhood.
536
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:16,605
We're creating new memories.
537
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,483
- [Kim] Come on, Khlo.
- [Khloé] You got this, Joge.
538
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:23,779
The cherry on top is that
no one is [bleep] nitpicking me.
539
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:26,615
- Woo, woo!
- [Kendall] Woo!
540
00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:28,408
This is why I love family vacations.
541
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,160
I feel like it's just so fun to bond
542
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,039
and everyone's safe
and down the hill with no injuries.
543
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:36,917
That's all you can ask for.
We had such a nice time.
544
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:38,377
[Kim laughs]
545
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:46,176
[♪ bright folk music playing]
546
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:54,226
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
547
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,771
- ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
- Thank you.
548
00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:02,901
Ooh, we'll have to build a little fire.
Where's the ambience, girls?
549
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:06,613
Okay, guys, I have a challenge.
550
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,324
- [Kendall] Hm?
- This house and the way it's nestled
551
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,411
here in the snow
and looking at it fall for days,
552
00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:15,539
I think before it's gone,
we should build a snowman.
553
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:17,749
- [Kendall] I'll build a snowman.
- I'll build a snowman.
554
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:20,252
I don't think I've built
a snowman since I was a kid.
555
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:21,879
We can have a contest.
556
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,590
- I'm down, but I'm gonna win.
- [Kris laughs]
557
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:27,259
I'm gonna put my ski clothes on then,
if we're gonna get in the snow.
558
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,011
- Alright, hurry up. Chop, chop.
- [Kim] I will too.
559
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,721
- Hi. Are you going skiing?
- [Kris] Wow.
560
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:33,265
- No, we're gonna build snowmen.
- [Kim] I'll go change.
561
00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:34,474
[Kris]
M'kay.
562
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,101
[Khloé]
We're making individual snowmans?
563
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,186
[Kris]
I'm the judge.
564
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,729
[Corey Gamble]
I'm supposed to be a judge.
565
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,106
[Khloé] Mom, you're a judge all the time.
What a boring existence.
566
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,859
Let Corey be the judge.
You get down and dirty.
567
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,277
Do something
with your daughters.
568
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:48,030
You didn't ski with us.
You did nothing with us.
569
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,324
Can you build a [bleep] snowman?
It's memories.
570
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:51,950
- [Kris] Okay.
- Thank you.
571
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:56,580
And, Corey, if you do favoritism,
I will [bleep] you up myself.
572
00:24:56,580 --> 00:25:01,001
Alright. I'm gonna go outside
and take a look at the situation.
573
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:04,338
- [Khloé] Thank you, gentlemen.
- [Corey] Let me hug my favorite human.
574
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:06,840
- Favorite human? What am I, an alien?
- [Corey] You're my woman.
575
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,009
- You're not--
- [Khloé] You're the most jealous
576
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:11,178
- [bleep] I've ever met.
- [Kris] Yeah, I am.
577
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:12,471
[Corey]
No, she said I am.
578
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:15,557
[♪ upbeat music playing]
579
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,896
[Khloé] Oh, my God.
It's strawberry shortcake!
580
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:23,524
[Kris]
Wow. This is amazing.
581
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:26,610
- She's like a bottle of strawberry jam.
- [Kris] Wow.
582
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,111
Red as can be.
583
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:31,949
I think I'm a front-runner
for this competition,
584
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:33,242
- and--
- [Khloé] Hey, front-runner,
585
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,868
- can you hand me my phone?
- Oh, sure.
586
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:35,953
[Khloé]
Thank you, frontie.
587
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,496
I got you, Khloé.
We got this.
588
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:40,582
You're not on my team, lady.
Oh, no, you are!
589
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,501
[bleep] yeah, we're gonna [bleep] win!
590
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:45,712
We're gonna [bleep] it up.
That's what we're gonna do.
591
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,258
No copycats!
592
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,260
- [Kris laughs]
- [Kendall] Where'd you get that?
593
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,554
I love you.
Okay, thank you.
594
00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:56,723
I have Khloé as my partner.
This is epic.
595
00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,602
She's the arts and crafts director
of our entire neighborhood.
596
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,937
We don't need a strategy.
597
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,481
On your mark. Get set. Go!
598
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:05,691
[Kim]
Stay over there.
599
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:06,984
[Kris]
Where are they going?
600
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,485
[Kim]
Wait, Kendall, let's have a plot.
601
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,613
[Kendall] Right? I don't even know
how to make a [bleep] snowman.
602
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:15,784
I'm so glad I have Kendall as a partner.
Like, we're good thinkers together.
603
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:18,996
We, like, critically think about it.
And logically.
604
00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:21,373
- It's all about the packing, I think.
- [Kendall] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
605
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:24,042
Khloé and my mom
are completely different.
606
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:25,919
- [Kris] Where are we starting?
- [Khloé] I don't know.
607
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,338
You are the manager.
Manage something.
608
00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:33,177
When you put us in a competition setting,
we will definitely all try to thrive.
609
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:36,096
I think you guys remember
our guacamole challenge in Cabo.
610
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,182
- [Kim] Khloé, try this.
- [crosstalk]
611
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:39,308
[Kendall]
Get it away from them.
612
00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:40,767
No, you're not taking all the chips.
613
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,852
[Kendall]
Khloé!
614
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,395
- [Kylie] Mom!
- [Kim] Mom and Corey!
615
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,480
- [Kris] What the [bleep]?
- [Khloé] No, put it down!
616
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,941
So, it can get dirty for sure.
617
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,359
Hold on, I gotta take my coat off.
618
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,069
- [Kris] What?
- [Khloé] This is too much work.
619
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,779
[Kris]
Take your coat off?
620
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:55,616
I don't know how to do this.
621
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,701
- We got this.
- We do?
622
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,248
Oh yeah.
They never said how big.
623
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,083
We can make a tiny one in one second.
624
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,169
[Kris]
It's falling apart, it's just too--
625
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,670
Hold on.
We need to pack it.
626
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,089
- [Kris laughing]
- Mom, move!
627
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,258
- Mom, move!
- I'm trying. I'm trying.
628
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,760
- Oh, my God.
- Move your face.
629
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,844
Don't hit me.
630
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,264
I used to be.
631
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,893
But I'm exhausted
from just trying to keep up with them.
632
00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:24,937
- We need to pack it.
- I'm trying.
633
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,398
No... Never.
634
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:31,860
Is this real snow?
I've never seen something so fragile.
635
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,863
- I know. It's so powdery.
- Mom, what are you doing?!
636
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,783
- [Kris] Nothing.
- Oh! Mom, I don't have clothes on.
637
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,868
- Not my fault.
- [Khloé] Ugh!
638
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,079
- [Kris] Where are you going?
- [Khloé] That was a bitchy move.
639
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:43,997
[Kim]
Slow and steady wins the race.
640
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,082
[Kendall]
Yeah.
641
00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:46,959
[Kris]
No. This is crazy.
642
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,044
I think we need
to, like, make the ball.
643
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,128
[Kim]
I'm trying.
644
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:54,216
The snow is a little bit, I don't know,
"dry" might not be the right word,
645
00:27:54,216 --> 00:27:57,302
but it was a little dusty or something.
It wasn't sticking together.
646
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,513
- Well, do we take water?
- [Kendall] Yeah. I was thinking that.
647
00:27:59,513 --> 00:28:02,558
- Does that make it stick better?
- You keep going. I'll get the bowl.
648
00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:06,562
So, we were really trying
to get it harder to make the ball
649
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:09,481
'cause we're smart thinker--
like, we're thinking this through.
650
00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:12,067
No, I'm seriously confused.
Like, what kind of snow is this?
651
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,069
Should we be concerned the world's ending?
652
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:17,030
- What is she doing?
- [Kendall] Khloé, get off our [bleep].
653
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:20,033
[Khloé] 'Kay.
Mom, that sucks, by the way.
654
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,451
Mom, you're older than us.
655
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,036
Like, don't you know
how to make a snowman?
656
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,955
Aren't you supposed
to have, like, three balls?
657
00:28:24,955 --> 00:28:26,957
Yes, but you're not doing such a thing.
658
00:28:26,957 --> 00:28:29,251
Isn't that what people did
before social media?
659
00:28:29,251 --> 00:28:32,087
Like, aren't we outside
makin' snowmen and shit?
660
00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:33,297
- Make a baby one.
- Oh.
661
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,799
Now this is where the blueberries
would've come in handy.
662
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,092
[Khloé]
So, go get them.
663
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,262
[Kendall]
If you hit my mound, you're done.
664
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,139
Khloé and my mom get frazzled
665
00:28:42,139 --> 00:28:44,141
and they just wanna sabotage us.
666
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,642
Oh, my God.
667
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:47,436
- [laughs]
- I walked right into it.
668
00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:49,438
[Khloé]
That was amazing.
669
00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:50,939
That is their, like, M.O.
670
00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,942
When they can't figure it out,
they are pissed.
671
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,236
Come on.
672
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,155
[Khloé]
Let me just clean my glasses.
673
00:28:58,155 --> 00:29:00,908
[bleep].
Corey, make his top flatter.
674
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:03,493
I think you guys are [bleep] disqualified
675
00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:06,997
because you have the judge
helping you make the snowman.
676
00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:08,707
- [Corey] No, I'm not helpin'.
- Oh yeah, you are.
677
00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:10,125
- [Corey] No--
- Yeah, no.
678
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,877
You-- Look at the evidence
that's in your hands.
679
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,837
You're holding the smoking gun.
680
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:16,840
- No, it's not even a smoking gun.
- That is so [bleep] up, Corey.
681
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,967
- [Corey] This ain't what you think.
- You are helping them win.
682
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:22,471
- I'm not helping them do anything.
- Khloé, they're cheating.
683
00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:28,352
- [Khloé] Where's Corey?
- Khloé, go away.
684
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:29,853
[Khloé]
I'm not touching you.
685
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,022
- I didn't touch one person.
- [Kendall] Wait, Kim, come closer,
686
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:34,358
come closer 'cause the further you are,
the more annoying it'll be.
687
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:35,692
[Kim]
I know. She's just harassing me.
688
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,361
[Khloé]
I actually haven't even touched anyone.
689
00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:39,029
- [Kendall] Corey!
- [Khloé] You fell on your own.
690
00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:41,198
- I'm over here.
- [Kendall] Corey! No harassment.
691
00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:42,908
Please, let us just finish our dream.
692
00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:45,077
- I'm not even touching you.
- Khloé. So, 10 feet away!
693
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:46,995
- You can't, you can't cross the line.
- Khloé, come on.
694
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:50,040
- [Khloé] Where's the line?
- Ten feet away!
695
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,209
That's called intimidating the witness.
696
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:55,379
- [Khloé] What are you gonna do?
- [Kim] It's not allowed. Not allowed.
697
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:56,463
[Khloé]
You wanna wrestle?
698
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,257
Khloé definitely got aggressive with me
699
00:29:58,257 --> 00:30:00,259
in the guacamole competition in Cabo.
700
00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:02,845
And she's inching
a little too close for me.
701
00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,179
We need security.
702
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,682
If you throw something at me,
just know it's gonna come back to you.
703
00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:09,017
You already threw something at me.
It would be my payback.
704
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:10,936
No, Khloé would beat the shit outta me.
705
00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:12,813
You could throw something at me.
Just know.
706
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:14,857
I feel like that's
the only person on the planet
707
00:30:14,857 --> 00:30:16,608
I can confidently say that about.
708
00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:19,236
But anybody else, you're goin' down.
709
00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,529
[Kim]
'Kay, try that.
710
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,364
[Kendall] Oh, my God,
Kimberly, this is gorgeous.
711
00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:23,532
No, no, no.
Leave it, leave it.
712
00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:25,826
[Kris]
I feel very defeated.
713
00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:28,328
Don't feel defeated.
Just learn from the greatness.
714
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:31,123
- Yeah. Watch and learn.
- Kendall, shut up.
715
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:34,334
What I'm upset about
is that I knew better.
716
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:37,754
I knew how to do this
'cause I've seen someone make an igloo
717
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,841
on social media before
and I knew what to do.
718
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,342
Look at the nose that I put on.
719
00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,844
I put it on [bleep] backwards.
720
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:46,555
And I brought an empty [bleep] pot?
721
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:48,765
[exhales sharply]
722
00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,851
Stupidity at its finest.
723
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:53,228
Aw, what a cutie.
724
00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:56,190
- I am so proud of us.
- [Kendall] Me too!
725
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,984
Obviously, we won.
There was literally not a question.
726
00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:02,821
It was impossible to see.
There was no snowman.
727
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,532
It was ridiculous.
It was just a blob of snow.
728
00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:08,744
Ours was beautiful.
I hope he's still there.
729
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:11,830
Well, I'm comin' back
to make this tough decision.
730
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,207
[laughter]
731
00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:16,460
Shit.
732
00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:18,879
A big pile of shit.
733
00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:21,965
We are conceding the win to you guys.
734
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,634
[Corey] Let me put
this jacket on the champion.
735
00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:25,302
[Khloé]
I'm actually impressed as well.
736
00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,346
I didn't think you two
morons had it in you.
737
00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:28,764
[Kendall]
Morons?
738
00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:32,267
I mean, please.
Helen Keller knows that
739
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:35,646
Kendall and Kimberly
are the winners of this competition.
740
00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:37,397
This way. Hold on. Ready?
741
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:39,525
We did not need a judge for this one.
742
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:40,817
There's no arguing.
743
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:43,153
We won.
I don't even need to look at theirs.
744
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,571
I know we won.
745
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,698
[Kris]
Big fat losers.
746
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,242
[Khloé]
I'm not a loser.
747
00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:51,203
[♪ upbeat music playing]
748
00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:54,414
♪ Show me, show me what you got ♪
749
00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:55,958
♪ Show it off ♪
750
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,545
This is the same suit basically,
but his is the men's version?
751
00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:01,046
- Yeah.
- [assistant] You look really good.
752
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,130
Thank you.
753
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:05,175
I could start like this
and then I could open it up.
754
00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:06,260
[stylist]
Yeah.
755
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,095
[Kourtney]
I just had a baby. I'm eating burritos.
756
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,722
I ate Chinese food last night
757
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:13,725
and if I knew it was gonna be open,
maybe I wouldn't have.
758
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:18,772
Today is the Emmys.
Travis is drumming in the opening.
759
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:22,025
We decided to come get ready at a hotel
760
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:25,654
right next to the Emmys
so that the baby could be with us.
761
00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:29,950
This is the first big
public thing that I'm doing
762
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:34,162
and this is our first real date night out
763
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:35,873
after having a baby.
764
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:39,877
What did we say?
I went to the Emmys 15 years ago...
765
00:32:39,877 --> 00:32:42,129
and the look was very different.
766
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,297
[Leah Darcy]
What was your look?
767
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:46,550
[Kourtney]
I just wore this random gray--
768
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,177
I don't even know the designer.
769
00:32:48,177 --> 00:32:52,097
I don't even know where I got it
or how I even got dressed.
770
00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:55,267
- [assistant] I found a picture.
- Oh, so pretty.
771
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,560
[Kourtney]
This hair.
772
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,395
[Leah]
I'm here for the hair, though.
773
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,898
I'm gonna call Kim and ask her.
774
00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:04,151
- [FaceTime ringing]
- [Kim] [over phone] Hello?
775
00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:07,321
Hi. I am doing glam
for the Emmys.
776
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:12,117
We were just thinking of how the only time
I went to the Emmys was with you.
777
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,411
Do you remember?
And I was pregnant.
778
00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:18,040
You were invited with Ryan Seacrest,
but he only had one seat
779
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,211
and I think I literally went with you
and did the red carpet and left.
780
00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:25,756
'Cause this was 2009
when I was pregnant with Mason.
781
00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:28,800
It was, like, a dark gray dress
with this ugly bangle.
782
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,136
[Kim] And I wore, like,
a white off-the-shoulder
783
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:33,555
- with, like, a bluish eye.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
784
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:36,433
[Kim]
And we got ready in your condo
785
00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:39,019
right down the street
in Calabasas in your kitchen.
786
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:42,314
- What desperate people.
- I know. I was like, who--
787
00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:45,943
- Imagine going to a red carpet and then--
- [Kim] And now, your husband
788
00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:47,945
is performing at the Emmys.
789
00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:49,613
He's openin' the show.
790
00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:52,407
[Kim] 'Kay. Can't wait
to see the final look. Call us.
791
00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:54,952
- Okay... Love you. Bye.
- [Kim] Okay. Bye.
792
00:33:54,952 --> 00:34:00,082
I feel like I would never
be doing a red carpet right now
793
00:34:00,082 --> 00:34:04,670
if it wasn't Travis performing
and I'm, like, going to support him.
794
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,630
- [Leah] Mm-hmm.
- Just life with a newborn,
795
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:11,760
I, like... haven't really gone anywhere...
796
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,680
- [Leah] Mm-hmm.
- ...besides Target once.
797
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:20,018
It feels a little soon to be
doing something like this,
798
00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:23,105
but also know, okay, this is one hour.
799
00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:25,190
Enjoy it.
Be in that moment.
800
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:28,318
Enjoy watching my husband
on stage, have fun,
801
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:31,196
and then, back to my bubble.
802
00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:34,783
Glamming, pumping, breastfeeding.
803
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:37,035
But you're doin' it, you're killing it.
804
00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,705
You're gonna see this pump basket a lot.
805
00:34:39,705 --> 00:34:43,417
That's, like, the hospital-grade
pump that you rent.
806
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:45,586
- You-- [chuckles]
- I rent it.
807
00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:48,755
So, I'm really not trying
to strike a balance right now.
808
00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:53,927
I'm just-- This is, like, a one-off.
Target was just a one-off.
809
00:34:53,927 --> 00:35:00,225
I feel lucky that I can have the choice
to not have to rush back to work.
810
00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:04,605
I want to fully raise my child
811
00:35:04,605 --> 00:35:06,773
and be a stay-at-home mom.
812
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,483
- [crosstalk]
- [Travis Barker] You ready, my babe?
813
00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:09,985
Yeah, we're just gonna button up...
814
00:35:09,985 --> 00:35:11,069
- Okay.
- ...this now
815
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:14,281
since I took some photos.
816
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:16,992
- Nice.
- Noice.
817
00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:20,078
[♪ light music playing]
818
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:28,003
I'm not back.
I'm not back into the world.
819
00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:31,048
- Should we blow Rocky a kiss?
- Let's do it. I gave him one.
820
00:35:31,048 --> 00:35:32,549
- You ready?
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
821
00:35:32,549 --> 00:35:33,634
[Travis]
Let's do it.
822
00:35:33,634 --> 00:35:37,888
But I wanna make the most
of... being at the Emmys
823
00:35:37,888 --> 00:35:39,848
and being present in that moment.
824
00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,934
♪
825
00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:47,147
♪ And we're always on the upswing ♪
826
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:52,027
♪ When we're together,
we have everything ♪
827
00:35:54,863 --> 00:35:56,865
[Khloé] [mouthful]
You guys, what a fun trip so far.
828
00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:59,576
- [Kim] So fun.
- [Corey] Mm-hmm.
829
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,912
Alright, so, what are
we gon' do tomorrow?
830
00:36:01,912 --> 00:36:03,872
- [Kendall] What time is our flight?
- [Kim] One o'clock.
831
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:06,708
Corey and I are gonna do
a whole photo shoot.
832
00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,627
Okay, party animals.
833
00:36:08,627 --> 00:36:10,379
- [Kris] Alright.
- Let's [bleep] it up with the peak
834
00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:11,797
and the pit.
835
00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:16,844
Oh, I mean, the peak
was just how great skiing was.
836
00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:19,096
It just, like, honestly was so great.
837
00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:21,765
- 'Cause we came from our last ski trip--
- [Khloé] Mom, you could have done it.
838
00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,809
- You really could have. Just one run.
- Yeah, yeah.
839
00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:28,105
- And what was the, the pit?
- The pit of my trip was that
840
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,148
Kylie and Kourtney
and Rob weren't here.
841
00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:33,068
- Aw. That's a great pit.
- [Kris] Aw.
842
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:34,778
- Bravo to you.
- [Kim] But everything about this
843
00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:37,531
little trip has been fantastic.
844
00:36:37,531 --> 00:36:40,450
Laying in bed
and watching my show uninterrupted.
845
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,619
I haven't been able
to watch a show that I want
846
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:45,789
- that's, like, mature content of murders.
- [Khloé laughs]
847
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:48,750
'Cause you can't watch
murder shows in front of kids.
848
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,962
I will say my pit is that
I fell out of the car,
849
00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:53,463
which none of you two assholes
850
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,048
- even noticed when we got here.
- What?
851
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:56,341
- I'm gonna get a bruise--
- [Kris] No!
852
00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:58,635
- But, like, I hurt my--
- [Kendall] How did you fall?
853
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,137
- [Kim] Oh, wait.
- [Khloé] The ice.
854
00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:03,348
[bleep]. Ah, [bleep]. Ooh.
855
00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:06,935
I slipped and you two [bleep]
are just still like do-do-do.
856
00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:09,104
Like, I could literally be roadkill
857
00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,940
- and they would still go about their day.
- I didn't even see.
858
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:15,569
You guys don't acknowledge me at all.
But that's fine. That's my pit.
859
00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:17,821
And then my peak is, I don't know,
860
00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:19,990
all of it was just so nice
to be with you guys.
861
00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:23,285
- We haven't done a ski trip in...
- A long time.
862
00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:24,786
- [Khloé] ...a really long time.
- Yeah.
863
00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:26,038
And just everything's been great.
864
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:29,875
Okay. My peak was just
being here with all of you guys
865
00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:33,962
and the pit is that the rest
of the family's not here. Same.
866
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:39,760
Um, I wanted to tell you guys something
because I hadn't told you yet, but...
867
00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:45,057
you know, I went to the doctor
and I had my scan.
868
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:48,101
[♪ tense music playing]
869
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,811
[emotional]
They found,
870
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:52,773
and this just makes
me really emotional, but...
871
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,904
[♪ emotional music playing]
872
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:04,201
They found a cyst and, like,
a little tumor... on my ovary.
873
00:38:04,201 --> 00:38:07,621
And so, I went to the doctor
and Dr. A said that
874
00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:11,333
I've gotta have my ovaries taken out.
875
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,711
I'm just really emotional
about it because,
876
00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:17,631
you know, they came
in handy with you guys.
877
00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:20,217
I'm emotional about it
878
00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:24,596
because that's where
all my kids were conceived
879
00:38:24,596 --> 00:38:28,267
and that's where they
were grown, in my tummy.
880
00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:32,187
And so, this very sacred place to me.
881
00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:35,232
- [phone ringing]
- Kourt's calling.
882
00:38:35,232 --> 00:38:37,192
- Do you wanna tell Kourt?
- Yeah.
883
00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:39,278
- Hi.
- Hi!
884
00:38:39,278 --> 00:38:41,113
- [Khloé] Um...
- She's still using hers.
885
00:38:41,113 --> 00:38:44,324
...Mom was just telling us
something about her health.
886
00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:46,577
About my health?
887
00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:47,995
- [Kris laughs]
- [Khloé] Her health.
888
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:49,580
Do you want to hear it?
889
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,041
Oh. Yeah.
I'm here with my four kids. Is that okay?
890
00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:56,086
[Kris] Yeah. I'm just getting
a little bit of surgery
891
00:38:56,086 --> 00:38:59,840
because I have a tumor on my ovaries,
892
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,677
- so they're gonna remove them and--
- Remove your ovaries?
893
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:04,970
[Kris]
Yeah.
894
00:39:05,804 --> 00:39:09,725
But it's just, you know,
the emotional part for me is...
895
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,770
just having that gone.
896
00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:19,026
To have a surgery and remove
your ovaries is, like, a really big deal.
897
00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:21,111
I feel really sad for her, ya know?
898
00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:24,698
I couldn't even imagine
being in that situation and how, like,
899
00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:27,910
you would feel really scared
to be going through that.
900
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:29,995
Listen, if I can get
through the hip replacement,
901
00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:31,496
I can get through this.
902
00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,082
I don't even--
I'm not nervous to be put to sleep.
903
00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:37,419
I'm not nervous with Doctor A,
she's the best doctor in the world.
904
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:39,338
But then you go to do it
and you're like...
905
00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:41,965
- [Kourtney] I would feel the same way.
- ...it's so real.
906
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:45,719
I mean, I totally understand
how my mom is feeling
907
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,805
because I would feel the same way.
908
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:54,770
It's like... your womanly power.
909
00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:59,066
And it doesn't mean that it's,
like, taking away, you know,
910
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:01,485
who she is or what she's experienced,
911
00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:06,365
but I would feel this, like,
sentimental feeling
912
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:09,368
of what it's created.
913
00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:14,373
It's also a thing about getting older
and it's, like, a sign of, like,
914
00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:17,125
you-- we're done with this,
you know, part of your life.
915
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:20,546
- It's a whole chapter that's just closed.
- Oh, my God.
916
00:40:20,546 --> 00:40:24,132
I get her emotion behind it.
I get that it's, like, um, sad
917
00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:27,719
because they have brought,
ya know, all her kids into the world,
918
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,930
which is totally fair,
but at the same time, like,
919
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,682
what are we gonna use those for anymore?
920
00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:34,434
If they're potentially hurting you,
let's get 'em outta there.
921
00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,144
- It's so silly.
- You're gonna be okay.
922
00:40:36,144 --> 00:40:38,146
- [Khloé] I'm sorry.
- [Kris] I love you.
923
00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,731
It's just the dumbest thing.
924
00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:42,025
But I love you guys
and I just wanted you to know.
925
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,611
Should we have a "farewell ovaries" party?
926
00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:46,113
- Oh, my God!
- I think we should.
927
00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:48,198
And we should eat
everything in the shape of--
928
00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:50,701
- Ugh. But let's have an ovary party.
- [laughter]
929
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:52,077
[Corey]
Kourtney, you have to be there.
930
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,246
- That's funny.
- [Kourtney] I'll be there.
931
00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:56,331
Well, I love you guys and I miss you.
932
00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:58,542
- [Khloé] We love you.
- We wish you were here.
933
00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:00,460
- [Kourtney] Bye.
- Bye.
934
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,754
[Corey] Well, I have somethin'
to help your energy.
935
00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:04,256
[Kris]
What are you doing?
936
00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:05,841
I bought you a gift.
937
00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:07,718
- What?
- I don't want you to be sad.
938
00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:09,928
I'm gonna be fine.
I have you guys.
939
00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:12,389
Babe, you gonna cry
at least 15 more times,
940
00:41:12,389 --> 00:41:13,891
so I just want you to have a gift.
941
00:41:13,891 --> 00:41:16,435
- So he got you some Prada tissues.
- [Kris laughs]
942
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:19,104
- There you go.
- Corey!
943
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:20,981
- [all exclaiming]
- [Kim] Love it.
944
00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:22,900
- [Kris] Babe!
- [Khloé] Oh, my God.
945
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:26,195
- Oh, my God!
- [Khloé] Now those tears
946
00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:27,905
- are all gone.
- Crocodile tears.
947
00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:32,284
This trip did not start off...
so happy-go-lucky,
948
00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:35,370
but it's ending on a high note,
and I loved--
949
00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,539
I-- You know what?
I even loved the annoying parts.
950
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:38,916
This has been a great trip.
951
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:40,459
It fits perfect.
952
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,753
I'm so happy we all went to Aspen.
953
00:41:42,753 --> 00:41:45,714
I mean, even though I give Khloé
a hard time for her ways,
954
00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:47,007
I'm so happy we're all here.
955
00:41:47,007 --> 00:41:50,469
I think these trips are just
so necessary for us as a family.
956
00:41:50,469 --> 00:41:54,890
It's important to reset
and just live a little.
957
00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:56,391
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
958
00:41:56,391 --> 00:41:58,227
- [crosstalk]
- I love this.
959
00:41:58,227 --> 00:42:01,897
People often ask me,
what is the best job I've ever had?
960
00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:03,982
And I've always said, "Mom."
961
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:06,527
The biggest blessing in my life
962
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:10,072
was being able to give birth
to six beautiful kids.
963
00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:12,783
And I wish Rob, Kourtney,
and Kylie could've been here,
964
00:42:12,783 --> 00:42:15,994
but there will be many more
fabulous family vacations.
965
00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:17,871
I love that you're not sad anymore.
966
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,164
I'm not sad anymore.
967
00:42:19,164 --> 00:42:21,750
It's amazing how
new clothes fix everything.
968
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:23,961
[laughter]
969
00:42:29,258 --> 00:42:31,260
[Kim]
Next on The Kardashians...
970
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,554
- Your procedure is when?
- [Kris] It's next Wednesday.
971
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:36,765
I always consider myself
prepared for just about anything.
972
00:42:36,765 --> 00:42:40,227
It started out as, like,
just getting some ovaries removed
973
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:42,521
- and then today I got a phone call.
- [Faye gasps]
974
00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:44,940
- I feel like Australia will be good.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
975
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:47,651
To be with all my kids
and no distractions.
976
00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:48,735
No distractions.
977
00:42:48,735 --> 00:42:50,946
Do you think I should
definitely be going?
978
00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:54,199
- Yeah. Why?
- There's no paparazzi rules.
979
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:56,702
I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety.
980
00:42:56,702 --> 00:43:00,122
Rocky hasn't been seen.
I'm torn.
981
00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:02,666
I'm meeting with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
982
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,127
I think she can help, but I'm fascinated.
983
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,087
- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!
984
00:43:08,589 --> 00:43:11,800
[♪ "La Da Di Da"
by Vanacore Music playing]
985
00:43:13,177 --> 00:43:14,928
♪ Move some,
we can feel the mood come ♪
986
00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,138
♪ If you wanna do some ♪
987
00:43:16,138 --> 00:43:17,472
♪ I can feel we vibe in the night ♪
988
00:43:17,472 --> 00:43:18,557
♪ Where are you from ♪
989
00:43:18,557 --> 00:43:20,058
♪ We can do the bass now, move it ♪
990
00:43:20,058 --> 00:43:21,226
♪ Come on over, turn around ♪
991
00:43:21,226 --> 00:43:22,853
♪ And let me see you throw it down right ♪
992
00:43:22,853 --> 00:43:25,272
♪ Well, girl, you're lookin' fly
like a space-bound missile ♪
993
00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:27,566
♪ Diamond in the sky,
see you comin' my way ♪
994
00:43:27,566 --> 00:43:29,860
♪ I'm already airborne,
meet me in the middle ♪
995
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:31,862
♪ Won't you come around
I'ma wanna stay ♪
996
00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:33,363
♪ But you know it's a good time ♪
997
00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:34,740
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm on cloud nine ♪
998
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,783
- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ When you move your body like that ♪
999
00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:38,160
♪ Brighter than the sunshine ♪
1000
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,578
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ It's a good time ♪
1001
00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:41,413
♪ When you move your body like that ♪
1002
00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:43,624
♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
1003
00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:46,043
- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ La di da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
1004
00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:48,504
- ♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
1005
00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:51,215
♪ When you move your body like that ♪
1006
00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:57,638
[bell tolls]