[♪ upbeat dance music playing]
[Kim Kardashian] Previously on, The Kardashians...
Did I tell you I'm going to Australia?
Is that already happening?
Travis has toured this year with Blink-182.
It was always my plan to bring my kids and go on tour.
I'm gonna get my shit together
and I am gonna be a [bleep] drill sergeant.
Like, Khloé is so tough.
[Khloé Kardashian] My type of parenting is we do everything by a schedule.
You don't realize that you sometimes have a stick up your ass.
"I have a schedule. I have somewhere to be."
I'm so excited to watch Gypsy Rose. I'm meeting her on Wednesday.
- You're-- Wh-- That escalated. - [crosstalk]
[Kim] Gypsy Rose Blanchard was just released from prison.
She's expressed wanting to get into prison reform.
I would be pregnant right now if I could.
You know you can, so you're good.
They found a cyst and, like, a little tumor.
- Oh, my God! - Dr. A said that I've gotta have
my ovaries taken out.
[♪ dramatic theme plays]
[♪ upbeat dance music playing]
So, I need to clear for surgery.
- What do we need? - So, your procedure is when?
[Kris Jenner] So, it's next Wednesday.
And we're gonna-- She's gonna remove the ovaries.
Okay.
My surgery's a week away.
Dr. Boris is over to give me my pre-op,
which is an exam that you have to have before you have surgery.
I made peace with the fact that this is happening,
but I'm still a little nervous.
That's the only thing in my whole body that they brought up.
They go, "You look great, except for this,
and it's growing, so let's just get rid of it."
- Okay, um, so, let's-- - [Kris] I was thinking,
"What could I-- what else could I do at the same time
- [laughing] while, while I'm asleep?" - [Dr. Boris] Two birds with one stone.
Right? I like to multitask at all times.
Anything I can do while I'm asleep, I'm gonna do it, but--
- D-- You sleep? [laughs] - Yeah, exactly.
Okay. And generally feeling well?
- [Kris] Yeah. - Energy's good?
- Yeah. - You're able to exercise
- and do what you need to do? - [Kris] Yeah, yeah.
- [Dr. Boris] Okay. - Yeah, Khloé has me
on an exercise program against my will.
[chuckles] That's great.
Sometimes things happen where things are either an emergency
or they pop up or they're necessary.
Any pain when I push?
- [Kris] Mm-mm. - No.
[Kris] It never occurred to me that this surgery
would be something that I would have to do.
- Yeah, I just wanna get it over with. - Okay. So, if everything looks good--
We're good.
I've never, obviously, done this before,
but I always consider myself prepared for just about anything.
But that doesn't mean that I don't get a little emotional about it as well.
So, we'll send all the information over to Dr. A and...
- Okay. Perfect. - ...we'll send her over the clearance
- and you're cleared. - Okay. Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Well, good luck.
- You're welcome. See you soon. - Thank you.
[♪ "Livin It Up" by EJ Sarà playing]
You guys, the way my brain shifts from, like--
'cause I have so many things on my mind all day,
it goes from, like, house projects to, like--
I can't believe you're doing three house projects in-- simultaneous.
Like, that, to me, would be the most stressful.
Yeah.
I just think I'm sick. I thought I escaped Travis's cold.
Once we made out, it was over.
Can we just talk about the fact that you sold out of Target in eight days?
- Crazy. - Did you see-- Do you see the DMs
of the empty sh-- like, the empty, sad shelves,
- which Nir has panic attacks over? - When is it gonna be all be restocked?
[Simon Huck] So, it will be fixed next week.
It's really-- It's on them, not on us. They have all the product.
[Kourtney Kardashian Barker] Yeah.
- [Simon] Yeah. - Hey, Pax.
- [Erin Paxton] Hi. - [speaker] Hey!
I literally was pumping in the crew van.
So, I have known Paxy for--
When did you start?
I think I started in 2008.
- Sixteen. - Sixteen years.
And, um, we were pregnant at the same time
when I was pregnant with Rocky.
Your skin looks amazing!
[Simon] No, you're dewy, Pax.
It's from my workout, I came straight from my workout.
Are you working out already?
Yeah, yeah.
I have to, or I'll go crazy.
Do you have, like, mom guilt from, like, leaving your baby?
No, because I've been with them nonstop.
Aren't you with him all the time?
I'm with him, um, all the time.
Even now when we book Pilates,
like, Travis, he'll do half and then I'll do half.
- Oh, my God. - And then I did, like,
the 40 days at home where you, like, stay home,
and I pretty much did that with Penelope too.
Yeah. Do you notice the difference?
- I do. - Really?
Yeah. Mason broke his arm o-- right when it turned 40 days.
Oh my god.
Where it felt like God was like, "Your 40 days are up.
Get your ass outta the house."
Like, I literally-- Mason called me and was like,
"Mom, I'm on the side of the road. I broke my arm."
I have kids all different age ranges:
preteen, teenage, adults, an infant.
So, I really do try to set aside one-on-one time with each of my kids.
I don't wanna miss anything.
It's, like, a feeling of, you know, being pulled in different directions,
like, wanting to be everything to everyone.
I rushed over to the hospital
and I was, like, sending milk back from Children's Hospital...
Ugh.
...'cause I didn't even have any saved milk 'cause I don't leave him.
Yeah.
But now, I'm also, like, feeling the guilt of all the kids.
There's a lot of them.
Yeah. Four, plus three bonus.
Yesterday, the guilt really hit where I was like,
"Okay, I have to do more with the other kids."
So, I don't know how I'm balancing it yet. [chuckles]
- I feel like Australia will be good. - [Kourtney] Yeah.
I was thinking like, "I have to fly to Australia
"to be in a house with all my kids
- and no distractions." - No distractions.
It feels like a rare time when you have an infant
and I just love this time at home.
And when Travis committed to this tour,
I wasn't pregnant yet.
I think the reason for going would be to keep our family together.
Just feels like, "Am I ready?"
- We leave next weekend for Australia... - [Simon] Okay.
...and they hack up my house while I'm gone.
So, I always see, like, the, the dream life on Instagram,
where it's, like, a little cottage that's, like, really cute
and then I'm like, "Ah, what a life!"
But then I'm like, "Okay, but you have seven kids,
six dogs, two bunnies."
Is there still a lizard?
- [Kourtney] No, thank God. - Oh, thank God.
It would be so nice to be, like, in a cottage in the woods.
But do you think after three days--
Like, I just see you turning on the cottage.
- I could. I could turn. - [laughing]
- [Simon] Like, three days-- - There's no facials.
- There's no masseuses. - Right. There's no sushi.
- There's no Erewhon. - [Simon chuckles]
[Simon] Oh, my God.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
Hi, guys! Nice to see you.
Thanks for being here. Hi, guys!
Oh, this is the guy. Isn't he hot?
- Whoa! - Damn!
So, today, we're doing a Hulu promo shoot
and these are always fun 'cause it's every family member.
- Kourtney. - I'm rolling calls.
[laughter]
We honestly don't really get to work together that much.
[Kourtney] Hey, it's me!
[Kim] I mean, we're always, like, filming together and stuff,
but this is, like, serious work and it's so fun to do it all together.
Woo-hoo, Khloé! I stole the megaphone. They were hesitant to give it to me.
[laughter]
[Kim] And then, at the end of the week,
I'm gonna go meet with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
And I'm so excited.
[softly] Hi, guys. Thanks for being here today.
- [driver] And we're here. - [Khloé] Thank God I didn't
have to walk that far.
[crew member] Alright, here we go. And let's roll camera.
[director] And three, two, one, and action!
[♪ dramatic music playing]
These sets are so beautiful.
It's fun to be together.
We're in the wilderness. I'm into it.
[director] Show me a little bit more of a dynamic movement, please.
[photographer] Beautiful.
[Producer] Who of your family would survive out in the wilderness...
Which of you could get out?
Besides me?
Khloé, 'cause she's, like, a beast.
- She would be the type to, like... - [nature sounds]
...hunt and gather and-- [laughs] Like, I swear to God.
What weapons can you bring with you?
I can see her, like, spearing animals and shit.
[director] Always looking into camera, beautiful.
Khloé would, for sure, kill it.
Wow. I've never been picked first in sports before.
[lion roars]
Kris Jenner is least likely to get out.
- [air whooshes] - Whoa, hey!
My mom's not gonna last.
My mom was my Brownie troop leader and we had to go camping
and we did a hotel instead in San Diego
and did s'mores on the beach
and it was just like Troop Beverly Hills.
I think my mom would crumble.
Unless she has a cell phone and a helicopter.
I kinda stumbled in this thing on the second time out,
- just a little stumble. - Yeah, that's--
You'll see her on, like, climbing this ladder up into the sky.
I think we're all really strong, smart women who can figure it out.
I don't know about Kourtney.
Tight for five, release for five.
- Oh. - Kegeling while we're...
- Yeah. - Especially after you have a baby.
It's very important.
Kourt would be like, "No, you guys.
Like, is the trees organic and, like, is... [mumbles]"
Like, there would be a whole thing.
Kendall, she'll [bleep] climb a tree or something.
- I feel like Kendall is savage. - [nature sounds]
I don't think I have good survival skills.
Agh, my shoe's falling!
- I just don't think I have it in me... - [producer chuckles]
...to survive.
I think I'd crumble and just would rather die.
But I got salmon sperm facial with salmon sperm injected into my face.
I'd love to see Kylie survive.
I have serious, like-- I have survival instincts.
I'm not kidding. Like, I used to play "Manhunt".
I hop fences. I run really fast.
I was the fastest in my grade...
and I just have good-- [snaps fingers]
I'm quick on my feet.
I have a little bit of the Khloé beast in me.
[nature sounds]
I'm good.
[director] Beautiful. And cut!
- [Kim] Thank you. - [crew cheering, applauds]
[Khloé] Thank you, guys.
[indistinct chatter]
[laughter]
Hi, Glamazon.
- [Khloé] Hi. - You look so pretty.
- Beautizon. - [Kim] Hi, guys.
- So gorgeous. - You look gorge.
You look like a gorgeous mermaid.
[Khloé] Not a Grecian goddess?
- [Kim] Venus. - Venus.
Venus. You took the words right out of my mouth.
I thought so. I've been trailer hopping.
I went to see Kourtney, saw the baby,
- I went to see Kylie. - [Kim] We gotta go see Rocky.
I feel like working is my escape, my happy place.
- Yeah. - [Kim] So, cannot believe
I have a peaceful household.
- For everyone? - Everyone.
Wow! What's different?
Well, I think I started to see a therapist...
[Khloé] Mm-hmm.
...and I just saw her once, but she was like, um,
the simplest thing that she told me...
was to take down screen time.
Yeah.
Of course, you're like, "Duh." Of course, ya know?
But having strict rules on, like, there can be no phones during meals.
They're gonna fight and, and kick and scream...
- Who cares? Yeah. - ...for, like, a week and then you gotta
get through it, and I never wanted to deal for that week.
[Khloé] I am super proud of Kimberly
for wanting to take a stricter approach to her kids
and, sometimes, it takes just a third party
or a different voice for you to register something.
Why can I run these, like, businesses and be really firm
and I just, like, turn into a big pussy when I'm at home?
I can't do that. Like, this is my most important job.
- Yeah. - [Kim] I can't have anyone run over me.
Well, it's better to nip it now before they're older
and then it's, like... mutiny.
Sometimes, it's just easier. Like, "Oh, here's your phone."
My kids don't sit on their devices all day.
Kids are very smart,
- so they know how to-- - They all, like, map it out of like,
"I'm gonna [bleep] with Mom now."
"And then when I'm [bleep] with her,
you go and ask for this 'cause she's just gonna say, 'Yeah.'"
Like, trust me, I have a militant household.
It's a sweet, love, happy household, but there's routine.
I mean, I just started implementing stricter scheduling.
I know I made fun of Khloé for that and she's still too militant.
Strict does not mean, like, you have to be this crazy monster.
It just means implementing rules and being consistent with your rules.
So, just "no means no" and no bribery, no th-- like those types of things.
Structure, discipline, rules.
Discipline is love.
Like, having bedtimes, rule--
- whatever your thing is. - I mean, I obviously had rules.
You know what I mean?
[Khloé] Okay. No, no, no. I'm not saying--
Whatever. I'm just saying not exactly that, but--
- Oh, here we go. - Well, Kim.
[Khloé] As long as you actually follow through...
- Whatever. - ...'cause, if everyone's on board,
these are non-negotiables.
- Trust me. The second that you say... - Oh, I've been following through.
..."Okay, now it's only 10 minutes,"
- but then you really give 20. - [Kim] Nope.
So... I finally was like,
"I've had it. I don't care."
And I'm just like, "Oh, no. I'm not dealing with this.
I'm not dealing with the attitude," ya know?
That's not-- I just don't deal with the attitude.
- Yeah. - Where, before, I would be like,
"Okay, fine. You wanna be on your phone for 10 more minutes? Okay.
You want candy? Okay. Just leave me al--"
Like, "Just stop begging."
And now I'm just like,
-"The answer's no." - And I get it. It's overwhelming. Yeah.
And just know, the minute you break, they are predators.
- They can smell blood and weakness. - [Kim] Mm-hmm.
I was just being really lenient 'cause it was easier for me
and I was like, "I can't. I put my all into, like, everything else.
"This has to be my all times a million
"and I'm gonna have to go through the hard times
of, like, whining and crying."
Like, "No. You're-- Why are you changing the rules?
I used to have my device all the time."
And I'm like, "No. It's gonna be this way."
So, I've just changed a lot of little things around my house.
I'm basically turning into Kourtney and Khloé.
I'm, like, shocked that I live in peace.
So, maybe Khloé was a little right.
I'm happy for you.
- You deserve peace. - [Kim] I-I, like, can't believe
- this is my life. - You deserve no tantrums.
Like, I actually can't believe
- this is my life. - [Khloé] Just keep it up.
I love that Kim is learning this.
I mean, I've been telling Kim this for years,
that I think she needs to be a little firmer with some of her kids
and she just has to follow through with whatever she says.
If it's "yes", if it's "no", whatever.
And I am so happy that Kim is finally on board
with the follow-through.
- I've been looking for the cap. - Oh, my God.
It's in my vagina. No, it's really in my vagina.
I don't know where it is.
A lotta things get lost in there.
It's like the Bermuda Triangle in my puss.
- [laughs] Oh. - Where's the cap?
[Khloé] I'll pee it out eventually.
Oh, there it is.
Surprise! Oh, my gosh.
- [laughter] - Keepin' it warm.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
My mom is pretty sad about having to lose her ovaries
and I think we need to just make it into a positive moment
and bring her something to cheer her up.
Got us a little caaake!
And just celebrate the amazing work those ovaries have done.
"It's not--" [laughing]
"It's not ovary yet."
- Hi, guys. - [Kris gasps]
- Hi! What is happening? - [crosstalk]
I got cake and balloons and flowers?
We know that my mom is feeling a little anxious about
her operation coming up.
Mwah, mwah!
[Khloé] What we do best is we rally around each other in times of need,
in happy times, when we're scared.
- I feel like I just gave birth... - [Khloé] Because you gave birth...
- ...all over again. - ...to six [bleep] phenomenal
human beings.
- [Kris] Yeah, I did. - Your ovaries have worked...
- [all] Overtime. - Like, leave them alone.
I loved being pregnant.
Love, love, loved being pregnant,
and I do mourn not ever being able to be pregnant again.
It was just this delicious time in my life
where I felt like everything came to a halt.
Life was beautiful.
It was the best time of my life, the best years.
Okay, guys, to new beginnings...
knowing I'll never be pregnant again.
- Thank you, guys. - Where are the rest of your kids?
Kourtney seems like she shoulda been first here.
- Well-- - I would just say,
make note of the ones that show up.
- Yep. Mm-hmm. - That show up first.
- [Khloé] Yeah. - [Kris] Mm-hmm.
[mouthful] That's what I would do in my will.
-"Who showed up at my ovaries party?" - [Khloé] Ew. She might
wanna eat your uterus.
She eats her placenta. So, maybe do some-- Hide it.
[Corey Gamble] Wait, who eat their pl-- What?
[Khloé] Kourtney eats placenta all the time.
- [Kris] I did. - Oh. Kumbaya.
A placenta is a baby's home during the pregnancy.
- It's what the baby lives in. - [Kim] Mm-hmm.
So, you eat it? What, it's gonna give you nutrition, help your muscles?
- It's barbaric. - But that's like eating
your own body parts.
- Cannibalism. - Hey, let everybody eat
their pla-pla-pla in peace.
- Not the pla-pla-pla. - Not the pla-pla-pla.
Placenta.
- [Kris] Do you know... - Wh-- Oh.
...that when I gave birth to you,
you were born with all of your eggs
and you were also born
with any of True's eggs.
Mom.
[deep breath] Oh, God. I mean, not this again.
We've already talked about this and it's proof that you don't listen.
You know how, like, True has eggs in her body right now?
She was inside of you when you were inside of Mom.
- Ew. - [Kris] So, basically, I made True.
No.
So, I basically made all of your kids...
- With her one transaction. - ...with my one transaction
and all of True's kids.
- Mom. - Yeah?
- No, it's a fact. - But you don't even know if
she's gonna have a girl.
- Right! That's what I'm saying. - [Kris] Okay, well, wait.
I'm gonna explain this.
Kendall may-- I didn't know this.
- Who told you-- - [Kris] Kendall told me.
You're just trusting something Kendall said?
- Who has no kids? - Who doesn't know how to cut a cucumber?
[ringback tone]
Yeah, absolutely not true.
Like, "What?" You don't even know who your partner is yet.
Call a doctor!
I'm calling Kendall. She knows this.
She knows this!
Hold on.
When I gave birth to Khloé,
she was born with all of her eggs.
Yes.
But what about True?
[Kendall Jenner] [over phone] Yeah, of course.
- Kendall. Kendall? - Do you-- My mom, Khloé, and I
are having this debate.
When my mom gave birth to Khloé...
A man's sperm dictates if you're-- the gender of a baby...
But is Khloé born with all of True's eggs?
- [Dr. A] [over phone] No. - See?!
Khloé and I are right.
- I'm talking to a certified doctor. - Yes! So, we're talking to a real doctor
and the doctor says you're [bleep] wrong,
and that, yes, I'm born with all my--
Love you. Bye!
- Bye! Let Dr. A answer. - [Kris] No! Let Kendall explain.
- Kendall isn't a doctor! - We're not gonna fight about this.
I don't even know anymore.
I just know I made a whole bunch of eggs.
Mom, I love you, but you-you're in charge
- of a lot, but not that. - So, she's saying, she's saying that
- you're not forming your eggs. - Now, you're gone.
- We love you-- - Way to burst my bubble.
Just admit it. I made everybody. I am every woman, literally.
Or I made every woman... kind of.
We all need a Khloé in our lives.
- [Khloé] But... - Thank God my ovaries
- were workin' that day. - ...Kendall will always be
Mom's screensaver no matter what.
[chuckles]
- [Corey] What happened to Kourtney? - Kourtney's a [bleep] slowpoke.
Well, I won't be here 'cause I have dinner with my kids
and my brother's coming over for a date.
- 'Kay, I have to go. - Alright.
[Khloé] Where are all the other kids?
I mean, it's just Kim and I here,
but maybe we're the only good eggs.
Just hold me one last time like a baby.
- [Kris] Okay. - No, this is how you hold a baby.
Oh, okay... Wah!
Can I burp you?
- [Khloé] Okay, you can let go. - [Kris] Okay, oh.
- 'Kay. - Didn't last long.
I have to go. Everyone, namaste.
Nama-stay inside your uterus.
[crickets chirping]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Kourtney] Hello, guys.
[Kris] Hi.
- There's sparkles. - Thank you for my cake
and my flowers and my balloons.
- I heard I missed it. - I think it's over.
What? The ovaries are over?
[Kris] Did you see the-- what the cake said?
[Kourtney] "It's not ovary yet."
- Oh, cute! - Isn't that cute, though?
- Yeah. - And look at my flowers.
- I picked out the flowers myself. - [Kris] You did?
- I did. - That was nice. Thank you.
- [Kourtney] You're welcome. - I don't believe her for a second.
I've never seen those flowers in my life. [chuckles]
So, your thing happens when I'm in Australia.
Oh, you are? You're gone.
Do you think I should definitely be going?
- Yeah. Why? - [Kourtney] Like, here,
I'm home most of the time.
I go walking. I'm in a gated community.
I don't have to worry about anyone seeing me.
Like, I don't know 'cause it's, like, a lot to bring--
A baby? It's the best time to travel with a baby.
No, like, the fl-- I know, like, he's super easy,
so I feel like the flight and all that will be, like, fine.
I could either have a carrier and cover him.
- Yeah, you'll be fine. - Or have a-a stroller and cover.
[Kim] It's just when you land and get in there.
Are you flying commercial?
Yes.
Actually, the paparazzi's brutal.
From the moment you land, it's paparazzi city.
- And, like, I haven't-- - [Kim] Just so you know.
So, that's one thing.
Like, I haven't shown him.
- [Kim] Just cover him. It'll be fine. - There's no paparazzi rules.
I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety about going to Australia.
Rocky hasn't been seen and in California, there's a law
that if I don't show the baby's face, that the paparazzi have to blur his image.
But in Australia, supposedly, there are no paparazzi laws.
So, they can take a photo and, ya know, sell their image.
So, I think even knowing that we're going on a plane with a lot of people,
I'm just feeling really protective.
Just a lot to think about.
I think it's good for them to travel the world.
Mason's coming over for dinner tonight.
- Should I say something about Australia? - Yes. Yes.
Mason, like, isn't wanting to come
because he's a teenager and wants to be with his friends
and with his dad and I don't wanna not see him.
What if I just say, "It's too bad you're not going
"because I was gonna tell you all the cool places to go.
This is what you should do. You really should reconsider."
Yeah, and say, "And what a nice memory with your mom and your--"
Yeah. What are you gonna do?
The good thing about having sisters that really are close with our kids
and loves our kids like our own is, like,
when I'm having a hard time with North,
she'll go over to Kourtney's and she'll help me out.
And then when she's having a hard time with Mason,
he'll come over to my house and I'll help her out and talk to him.
So, we really, like, tap each other out.
How they always say with parenting, like, it takes a village.
I think with Kim and I, specifically,
because our older kids are close in ages,
I think we're always just trying to help each other when we can.
I don't feel, like, ready to go out of my blissful baby bubble
and back into the world.
So, like, I wanna go, you know, have an adventure with the kids
and with our family and... be there to support my husband,
so that he's not all alone on tour.
I think I'm-I'm torn.
- Okay, I'm gonna go. - Same. I'll walk out with you.
- I love you. But I won't see you. - Uh, I love you too.
- Well, when do you leave? - [Kourtney] Saturday.
Oh.
- Alright. - I love you.
- Happy ovaries. - [Kris] Okay. Thank you.
Same to you.
That was so cute of the girls to come over and bring a cake
and balloons and flowers and make me feel so much better
about the whole situation and really put a smile on my face.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
- Hi. - [Tony Ferreira] Hey, Kris.
- How are ya? - [Kris] Good!
- How are you? - Good. I am so excited.
You're the first one to see the new Saks Fifth Avenue...
- Stop! Oh, my God! - ...in Beverly Hills. [laughs]
This is such an exciting day.
And I've invited two of my BFFs, Faye and Kathy,
and, Kourtney, you always say I need therapy,
so this is my retail therapy.
Thanks for the suggestion, kiddo. [clicks tongue]
- Hi. Oh, my God! - [greeting each other]
Mwah!
- How 'bout come on in and take a look... - [Faye Resnick] It's a true honor.
- ...at the memories of the staircase? - It's so great being here again.
- Oh, my goodness. - Isn't it?
- Wait, that's you, right? - Well, welcome back.
- [Faye] Thank you. - I think it's all us.
Kathy and Faye have been in my life for decades.
Who doesn't love to go shopping with their girlfriends?
And I also wanna share with them a little bit
about my surgery coming up.
I would love to have their emotional support.
This is gonna be, like, your new playground.
- Yeah. I mean, look at this place. - [Tony laughs]
Christian Dior, I like those. Done, done, done, 39.
So, we need to deliver this to Stormi
- for her birthday. - Fantastic.
- [Kris] Look at this. - [Faye] I love the fact that
- they kept the staircase. Whoa! - [Kris] Look down here.
- How cool is that? - [Kathy Hilton] Look at those.
Did you see Good American?
It's right over there, ladies and gentlemen.
- Mama needs a cocktail. - [Tony] Come on, this way.
It's cocktail time.
- [Faye] We're starting early today. - [Kris] We are.
So, here's to us.
- Love you guys. - Love you.
Mmm!
[Kathy] Love it, too.
Darling, and you get the martini with it.
Oh, yes!
- It's so good. - Right? I love this.
[Faye] I love it too.
- [crosstalk] - That is spectacular.
It's so Kris.
This, you guys, is not even available yet to the public.
Wait, Kath, I like, on your ass, it says "confidential".
- [laughter] - [Kathy] It is very confidential.
- I'm feeling a little buzzy-- - Oh, my God. I think it's five o'clock.
- Oh, perfect! - [Kris] Yeah.
So, we're gonna come sit on the stairs and have a little chat.
- [Kathy] Okay. - [Kris] Okay.
- We're having a talk on the steps. - [Kathy] Keep up.
Okay, so, before we go to dinner, I just wanna tell you guys that I'm...
- [Kathy] This makes me nervous. - [stammers] I can't take this. [chuckles]
- I can't take this. - You're preg-- Wait, you're pregnant?
- [Faye gasps] - No. The exact opposite.
I'm glad you brought that up because tomorrow morning
at six o'clock in the morning I'm gonna have a hysterectomy.
- [gasps] That's fine. - Okay.
- And that's okay, right? - [Faye] It goes easy.
Honey, don't be worried about that.
It started out as, like, just getting some ovaries removed
- and then today I got a phone call. - [Kathy] Okay.
[Kris] Dr. A., she goes, "Listen,
"I really think the best thing for you
"is to remove the, the whole thing, do the complete hysterectomy,
"and not give anything
- a chance to grow anywhere." - Right, and then you're gonna feel free.
- So no ovarian cancer, no-- - And, by the way, going forward,
and that's the benefit to having a hysterectomy.
You don't have to worry about that
- going forward. - That's right.
[Faye] 'Cause we have to worry
- about so many things. - [Kathy] So many people I know have.
- [Faye] Yeah. - Really?
- Yes. - Yeah. I mean, it really is.
- Like, they're fine? - They're fine.
You know what no one talks about?
- No one talks about getting older. - [Kathy] Nope.
No one talks about menopause.
- No one told me about menopause. - It's, like, unspoken.
It's interesting that in today's day and age,
this generation thinks that you guys are gonna live forever and you're not.
Well, here's the thing, I did it. They found something.
We're here to fix it and I'm gonna do something
and remove something that gave me six of the best...
- [Kathy] Yes. - ...parts of my whole life.
- Yes. - I know.
And...
- it's, like, the craziest-- - Are you gonna start crying?
- No. I don't know why. - Yes, she is. Yes, she is.
I have no idea why. I just get emotional. I'm fine.
But, um, you start thinking about what this--
- [Faye] Means? - Yeah.
I think I'm very emotional about it
because when you're young, you start talking about wanting a family.
Your friends are having babies or not having babies.
And it was all we talked about, literally, for 40, 50 years.
So, here we are now talking about it again
and it's the other side of the process
and it makes me very sad.
I just wanted you guys to know 'cause you're my besties
and I didn't wanna wake up tomorrow and go,
-"I never told the girls and--" - [Kathy] No, I'm glad.
I thought you were gonna tell me you're getting married.
[laughs] I mean, not right this very second.
I thought you were gonna say, "At six in the morning."
I'm like, "That's a little early for me to be--"
- What are we wearing? - Dressed and ready to go as a bridesmaid.
- As a bridesmaid, for sure. - I mean, you guys could totally be
bridesmaids when I get married.
Okay, so maybe when I'm 70.
Tony, Tony, what are we wearing?
We need bridesmaid dresses.
My family means everything to me, but so do my girlfriends,
and I think because we've been friends for so long
and we're all about the same age,
it just means a lot to sit and have their emotional support.
[Kathy] I've had operations for that.
And then, also, you're not gonna believe what they found.
Swear to God. Guess what they found?
- A wallet? - [laughs] Right?
- I don't know. - A ball of hair.
- Shut up. You're like a cat. - [Faye] Kitty cat. A little kitty cat
- [laughter] - [Kris] Yeah.
Just terrified for a whole new reason, Kathy. Thanks.
Kris, I know we're making light of this,
- but please understand this... - No, I know.
- ...that you're gonna be-- - I know, I know.
I just wanted you guys to know. I'm a little scared.
- Never. - You're gonna-- It's all gonna--
It's gonna be fine.
- We love you. - We love you, honey.
I know. I love you too.
Thank you for always being here for me,
even in... the worst of times
- and the best of times. - And the best.
For how many [bleep] decades?
[laughter]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
Today, I am at the Fabletics offices.
- Hi, how are you? - [Cassandra] Nice to meet you.
- Oh, my gosh. Welcome. - I've heard so much about you.
I post my workouts a lot.
And Fabletics noticed that I was wearing their clothing
and working out in it.
It's gonna be an amazing day for you...
- I'm excited. Yeah. - ...and the brand.
They reached out to my mom
and said they would love to do a collab with me.
Working out is something that makes me happy
and to do something that is this authentic to me
and something that I genuinely love, makes my heart so happy.
[interviewer] I would like to introduce Miss Khloé Kardashian.
[audience cheering, applauds]
[Khloé] Hi, everyone. Hi!
How are you?
[interviewer] So, kicking off... what has it been like
partnering with Fabletics?
[Khloé] Well, it's honestly been amazing.
I just love what the values are of Fabletics
and then just how included I was in the whole design process
'cause I am really bossy and I am really opinionated
and I know what I like
and I don't ever just wanna put my name on anything.
I wanna make sure it's actually something that I want to wear, that I feel good in,
and something that I feel comfortable having people buy.
Trust me, when people dangle a nice check in front of your face
and you're, like, supposed to do a post for something?
Yes, that's so enticing, I get it.
When we first started this show,
I was so excited anyone wanted me for anything.
I definitely took the money and ran, you know, back in the early 2000s.
But you learn your lessons.
You also learn the value of your platform, like, how powerful your voice is.
And I just don't wanna throw away people's money.
One comment that we heard repetitively
is everyone wanted to know your workout regimen.
I do circuit training with cardio intervals,
so I'm always spiking my heart rate up and down.
For a shoot like that where I know I'm gonna be showing a lotta skin,
I definitely work out much harder.
And then I always celebrate with full, large pizza
- 'cause that's just the way it goes, um-- - [interviewer] Wait, what flavor?
- Just cheese. I'm like-- - [interviewer] Just cheese.
I'm a kid's menu type of girl, just cheese.
But life's about balance, so, like, there ya go.
When I was bigger, if they had Ozempic,
I probably would've tried it 'cause I tried any other thing.
I tried any fad weight loss trend except for the real thing
that actually works and that's a lifestyle change.
So, I really wanna encourage healthiness
and not about the number on a scale.
I just think people should be active.
It do-- I don't really care what your size is,
and you should just be healthy and stronger for yourself.
I love that. Can we give Khloé a round of applause?
Thank you so much for being here.
My family is like, "Oh, you never leave the house."
I love that they want me to.
You guys, I'm never leaving. I feel so good right now.
Like, "[bleep] yeah!"
But they act like I'm miserable.
I haven't been on my knees in a long time.
- Oh, my God. - [laughter]
Or like, "Oh, she's locked up in that tower."
It's like, "I'm perfectly happy." Like, "I'm good."
Ugh. Woo! I'm so excited.
- [thunder rumbles] - [♪ dramatic music playing]
[Kim] So, I just landed in Louisiana.
[Michael Rubin] [over phone] Yeah?
I'm meeting with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
- You-- - [Michael] Okay, now I'm more interested.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard was just released from prison
for being involved in the murder of her mother.
Her story gained national attention after being sentenced to 10 years
for aiding in the murder of her abusive mother.
[Kim] I'm gonna send you a link.
She's the most well-known person that's just gotten outta prison.
Her mother had Munchausen by proxy,
who would shave her head and act like she had cancer her whole life.
[interviewer] What illnesses did your mom say that you had?
Um, asthma, epilepsy,
um, hearing impaired, vision impaired,
um, fed with a feeding tube, paralyzed from the waist down.
How sick must you be as a mother
that you would let your child have surgery for your own gain?
I-I think she-she really wants to get involved.
She could be really impactful with the-- with, like, youth and abuse.
[Michael] How long's she been out for?
Three weeks. It's, like, a fascinating case.
[anchor] Gypsy told Nicholas Godejohn about the lifetime of abuse she endured.
They came up with a plan to kill her mother
and Godejohn was accused of stabbing her to death in their Missouri home.
[Kim] She tweeted me and here I am.
So, I was like, "I really-- I'm-I'm super interested.
I think she can help, but I'm fascinated."
- And I'll tell you how it goes after. - [Michael] I-I love that.
[Kim] I wanna see what she wants to do in prison reform.
I heard she wants to get in it and I can guide her of,
you know, exactly where to go and how she can help.
[knocking on door]
- Hi, Gypsy. - Hi!
- [Kim] Hi, Gypsy. - Hi!
- It's so nice to meet you. - How are you?
- [Kim] I'm so excited that you... - [Gypsy Rose Blanchard] I love your coat.
-That is so beautiful. - [Kim] Thank you.
...that you live in New Orleans.
It's one of my favorite places ever.
- [Gypsy] Oh, I'm happy that you came. - [Kim] The food.
Yeah, the food is amazing.
What was the first meal you had
- when you got out? - Um, when I got out,
I got to try steak for the first time.
- Oh, wow. - I've never had steak before.
So, yeah, it was actually pretty good.
Oh, my gosh. Well, honestly, I've been following your case
- for a really long time. - Really?
So, like, I wouldn't want to come and, you know,
really meet with someone that I feel like can make an impact just for, like,
- the sensation of the case. - Right.
I recognize that, like, you can make a big difference
'cause you can really articulate what you went through.
- Right. - And how you can get through it,
- you know? - And I give you massive kudos right now
because I think a lotta people are afraid of touching me
- as a topic. - Really?
Uh, because I'm too "controversial".
- Mm, girl. - So, I give you, like, massive props
for being like, "Okay, I'm gonna come do this right now.
Like, this is gonna happen."
When Gypsy posted that she wanted to get into reform work
and wanted to connect,
I really wanted to guide her to use her platform to really help people.
This has been a rollercoaster ride.
Um, I'm blessed to be given a second chance
because when I was going through what I was going through,
nobody ever talked about Munchausen by proxy.
No one was ever a guiding light for me.
You know, I look back on-on things that I could've done differently
and, like, the one thing that people always ask me is,
"Why didn't you just stand up?"
-"Why didn't you just--" - Call the police or--
[Gypsy] "Call the police and this, that, and the other?"
And did you tell your dad?
I didn't because I didn't even know his phone number.
- Yeah. - My mom literally had put a block
on our relationship from him and I
and she created a fake Facebook account, as me, talking to him.
Now, looking back on it, I'm like,
"I could've done things a lot differently
and it would've ended with my mother being in prison."
- Mm-hmm. - Did she deserve prison? Yes.
So, I can imagine that you still really miss your mom.
- Right. It's so complicated, like-- - It's so complicated.
It-It really is. There were times in prison
that I would just sit on the bed.
I'd play one of her favorite songs on my tablet
- and I would just cry. - What was one of her favorite songs?
It was My, My, My by Rob Thomas.
My mom was a huge Matchbox Twenty fan.
I would play some of their songs and I'd just allow myself
that time to cry and grieve
and, sometimes, then I'd have to do it in the shower too
- because, crying in prison... - Yeah.
...you're so vulnerable, especially women...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - ...they can be so catty.
Their first go-to is, "Well, you killed her,
so why are you crying about it?"
- It's hard. You know, coming from a-- - It's so hard.
that was a child in that situation, it is hard.
I can't even begin to even act like I understand what you've been through.
- Mm-hmm. - I really have no idea, you know?
- It's a long road, but you're here. - Yeah.
[Kim] I know it's, like, a controversial subject,
I think, when people want
to help people that were involved in something so violent.
But I do believe people should have second chances in life
and I take her entire background into consideration.
It's really crazy not to.
I think you can really make such an impact on young people
- that might not know how to get out. - Mm-hmm.
I've seen people,
not as horrific as situations that you've been in...
- Mm-hmm. - ...but I've heard amazing,
triumphant stories of people that have, like,
lived such an amazing life...
- Mm-hmm. - ...once they got outta their situation.
Right.
What I am left with now is,
you know, I did my eight and a half years in prison,
um, so I paid my dues to the state.
Now let's see what I can do with my new life
and my second chance.
Can I at least get that?
And you are so strong.
- Thank you. I appreciate that. - You know? And I recognize that
- and a lotta people do. - Thank you.
I'm doing my best to try to make my family proud.
You know, there's, like, an internal battle going on inside
because it's, like, I know that I did something wrong,
I paid my consequences,
but I feel like half of everybody still wants to condemn me...
- Mm-hmm. - ...and the other half is rooting for me.
- Mm-hmm. - Because I post a selfie
and then I'm expected to have this, like, greater message behind it and I'm like,
-"I'm just having fun." - Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Sometimes you just have to, like...
post and I say, "And then ghost."
- And then, like, not-- - Post and ghost, I like that.
Post and ghost and not, like, pay attention...
- Okay. - ...to all the comments
and what's being said because not everything
has to be such a deep message.
- I think the way you live your life... - Exactly.
...is-- moving forward, is the deep message.
- Okay. - And that's what I was, like,
so excited to talk to you about
because you've been through hell and back.
[♪ solemn music playing]
[clears throat] This is what upsets me so much is
you know everything that I have been through, okay?
When I got to prison, I asked them if I could get therapy
and really deal with the trauma that I went through.
I received a notice that I didn't qualify for one-on-one therapy.
- Wow. - Mm-hmm.
You would think that they would wanna set you up
and give you all of the tools that you would need
to be as mentally stable...
- Right. - ...and to be as healed as possible
to come home into society.
Why wouldn't they set up all of these programs?
It always blows my mind.
Just the simple fact that she couldn't get therapy
while she was in prison is a problem, you know?
And I think that, ultimately, we wanna bring people home
that are rehabilitated
and how can we do that if it doesn't start with giving them the tools
and having them go through therapy before they get home?
How has re-entry been?
Re-entry's been a whirlwind for me.
- Yeah. - Unfortunately, we are
living at a residence and they're pressuring us
to put me on the lease and I won't pass a background check.
- Mm. - I think it's, like, the system is just--
- It's built to fail. - It really is.
I wanna bring awareness.
I wanna be the person that I wish I had to guide me,
but I feel very new at it...
- Mm-hmm. - ...so I kinda feel like,
-"What are my resources?" - Like, where do you go and how do you--
- Yes, like, how-- - Where-- Totally.
Where do you begin?
I can totally help you with that 'cause I had no clue.
- Okay. - And I think I figured out
the best team that can possibly help people
and-and I'm happy to introduce you to all of them...
- Yeah, I would appreciate that. - ...who will guide you
in the right direction and what to do to help.
Okay.
I think she's, like, a perfect person to talk to, like, a younger generation.
So, hopefully, with her help,
we can try to bring therapy into more prisons
and try to change the way that the system operates.
I think that you have such an important future
- to help so many people. - I hope that I do.
I hope that Gypsy just follows her heart.
I hope she heals, first and foremost,
and I hope that she just follows her path of wanting to help other people.
- Thank you so much for coming. - Oh, my gosh, of course.
[Khloé] Next on, The Kardashians...
- [Kourtney] There's the Opera House. - It's so cool.
Pretty!
We made it to Australia.
Hi, paparazzi, you stalker!
[Kourtney] That guy's running. Let's go this way.
The paparazzi are everywhere.
- How are you feeling? - I'm good.
I'm done with my surgery and I feel great.
- [doctor] Oh, it looks great. - [Kim] You think that looks great?
The, like, tip broke off.
It was, like, more painful than childbirth.
We're gonna go to Valley State Prison in Chowchilla.
[indistinct shouting]
Can we go say hi?
- [crew member] Oh, God, what's she doin'? - [guard] Hey, guys, back up, back up!
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Can you feel me? ♪
♪ This love is to love ♪
♪ Do you miss me? ♪
♪ Can you hear me? ♪
♪ Can you feel me? ♪
♪ This love is to love ♪
♪ Do you miss me? ♪
♪ Can you hear me? ♪
♪ Do you feel me? ♪
[♪ song fades out]
[bell tolls]