1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,466 KIM: Previously on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:11,762 - So, Ray J's manager is claiming he has a sex tape 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,597 of us in Santa Barbara. - Oh, oh, oh. 4 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,140 - And it's, like, over my dead body 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,018 is this [bleep] shit gonna happen to me again. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,061 - It's okay. 7 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,979 - It's not okay, though. It's not. 8 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,982 - Travis and I want to have a baby. 9 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:28,487 We want it so badly because we want to make something together. 10 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:32,323 - We are doing our first days of our promo photoshoots 11 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,201 at Saturday Night Live. 12 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,412 I don't think people really get how insane SNL is. 13 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,666 So, it's, literally, almost a 24-hour day. 14 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,920 Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian West and I'm hosting SNL this week 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,380 with musical guest Halsey. 16 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,176 - Don't even do this to me. My heart is racing. 17 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,970 Oh my god. I'm gonna cry. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,726 - Oh shit... This is happening. 19 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,319 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 20 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,156 [sirens wailing] 21 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,201 KRIS: When I had lunch with Lorne Michaels that 22 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,537 day at the Beverly Hills Hotel, 23 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:24,543 he said, "It would be fun to have you in a skit on the show." 24 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,629 KHLOÉ: I just knew if I agreed to come to New York, 25 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,798 somehow, I would be roped into this. 26 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:34,887 I mean, SNL, it's, like, an iconic place in history to be. 27 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,347 - It's a big deal. - It's a huge deal. 28 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,308 Today is [bleep] nuts. 29 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,018 I just get in the car in New York, 30 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,604 I find out that Trav is gonna propose to Kourt, 31 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,022 and we get to surprise them. 32 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,857 We're on our way to SNL . 33 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,276 Somehow, we're thrown into the live show. 34 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,611 I mean, this is craziness. 35 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,865 KIM: Nice to meet you. 36 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,783 MAN: So, I'll be right out of frame... KIM: Okay. 37 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,452 MAN: ...and you reach out for this. KIM: Okay. 38 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,997 [indistinct chatter] 39 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:07,002 KHLOÉ: Kim! Kim! Can she see me? 40 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,795 DOORMAN: No. KHLOÉ: She can't? 41 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,381 DOORMAN: Probably not. The lights are on. 42 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,133 KHLOÉ: Oh. KRIS: Oh. 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,593 KHLOÉ: I was like, "She was staring right at me." 44 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,678 I was like, "Is this a joke?" KRIS: Khloé, she's working. 45 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,937 ♪ 46 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,231 KHLOÉ: Andrew, can I see my script? 47 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:30,442 - Just three whole lines. - I have three lines. Thank goodness. 48 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,653 - She can memorize that. That's good. - Um. 49 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,490 Somehow, I'm doing the live show tomorrow, which I have no idea 50 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,243 how all of this transpired, but we're gonna make it work. 51 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:44,414 I would do anything for Kimberly, so... here we are. 52 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,918 - I'll be Kris Kardashian... whoever that is. 53 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,379 "Kim, you're being so funny today." 54 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:54,842 - "And I love these drinks you made. What are they called again?" 55 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,051 - "Milkshake." 56 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,011 - And then there's one more here. 57 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,431 "Good, I knew I was off." - "Oh thank god. I'm back to being Kim." 58 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,560 - "Good, I knew something was off." - Oh my god. 59 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,271 - And the Emmy goes to-- - The Daytime Emmy goes to-- 60 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,897 ASHLEY: Khloé Kardashian. 61 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,865 - So, Kim. KIM: Yeah. 62 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,324 - Um... 63 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,537 Travis came to see me. KIM: Yeah. 64 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,248 KRIS: And I heard, through a little birdy, 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:30,878 that you've been helping him with something for Kourtney. 66 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,838 - I have. 67 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,965 - Can't believe you kept this secret. 68 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:39,511 He came over and he asked for her hand in marriage. 69 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,138 And I was like, literally-- 70 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,974 I wanna cry now except Mario just did my makeup. 71 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:49,104 KIM: Well, don't cry. KRIS: It was so sweet and so tender. 72 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,231 And then he said-- 73 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,816 - Don't cry, you have makeup. Mom, you're gettin'-- 74 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,943 Mario, don't start crying, too. - I know, but I just-- 75 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,070 That part that he asked her is so respectful and nice. 76 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,363 - I know. And then he said 77 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,742 he went to the-- your dad's grave and asked your dad. 78 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,661 KIM: Oh, I know. - And I just lost it. 79 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,206 - Okay, guys, I have to work. Like, can you do-- 80 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:10,542 Why are you doing this to me? Like, I really have to work. 81 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,085 KRIS: Sorry. - I can't ruin my makeup. 82 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,421 KRIS: It's all happy, happy. 83 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,049 - I know. But it's so sad. KRIS: I wish your dad was here to see it, though. 84 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,805 I can hardly believe that it's the first time that she's getting married. 85 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,808 Isn't that cute? - It's really crazy... 86 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,229 [Kris chuckles] ...that she hasn't been married before. 87 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,314 [laughing] 88 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,526 While I've had enough to-- for all of us. KRIS: For the whole family. 89 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,403 [all laughing] 90 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,824 ♪ pop music playing ♪ 91 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,247 [people shouting, cheering] 92 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,501 ♪ 93 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,378 ♪ Keep it real, gonna seal the deal ♪ 94 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,421 ♪ 95 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,590 Shelli, will you pass that squid down? 96 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,676 KHLOÉ: So good. 97 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,469 - Look at this fish. 98 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,181 MAN: Oh! Oh my god. Wow. 99 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,684 KRIS: Wow. That is gorgeous. 100 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,269 - It's good. - Oh! 101 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,354 - Oh my god. 102 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,190 - We are so excited to be in New York City tonight 103 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,775 at one of our favorite restaurants 104 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,111 with our best friends in the world. 105 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,572 And these are our ride or dies, 106 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:24,241 people that have been with us for decades, 107 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,285 and we're all here to support Kim. 108 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,247 Guess what I wanna do in the morning before we go to SNL. 109 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,541 - Tell us. - When I was a stewardess... 110 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,377 KHLOÉ: Oh my gosh. - ...I used to live in an apartment 111 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,796 across the street from Carnegie Hall. JONATHAN: You used to live in New York? 112 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:44,011 - I know! JONATHAN: Out of every story you've told us, you never mentioned once-- 113 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,388 - I showed you the house where I shaved my legs... 114 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,765 - Oh my gosh, stop. I can't anymore. - ...for the first time, in San Diego. 115 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,350 'Member I talked about that? - No, I know that. 116 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,727 KRIS: Okay, all right. - I've been-- I know all the stories-- 117 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:57,191 - Well, I rented an apartment with-- Wait. SIMON: You rented, okay. 118 00:05:57,191 --> 00:06:00,569 - With three other girls who were stewardesses. - Stewardesses? 119 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:04,656 - And we did not have a closet, and we had rented single beds. 120 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,575 We were like the seven dwarfs. 121 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,786 We were all lined up in a row. 122 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,207 Don't you wanna see where your mother used to live? - I-- No. 123 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,918 My problem with my mom is, 124 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,670 my mom has the most beautiful present life, 125 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,714 but sometimes my mom misses out 126 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,343 'cause she's crying about somethin' that happened back in, like, the '80s. 127 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,763 And I-- Like, that makes me sad, 128 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,515 'cause then, in 10 years, she's gonna say, 129 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,350 "Remember at Milos." 130 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:34,019 [laughing] SIMON: "Milos! SNL!" 131 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,940 - Look! Feta cheese! Right there! - Remember feta cheese? 132 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,026 Sometimes I wanna shake her and say, "You've gotta just-- 133 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,780 Yes, the memories are amazing, but let's appreciate right now." 134 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,699 Scott, you look so nice. 135 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,076 - No, you really do. - So nice. 136 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,536 - How was SNL today? 137 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:51,787 - Good, it was long. 138 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,622 - Aren't you doing it? SCOTT: Uh-uh. 139 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,624 - No?! Why? 140 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,251 - I talked to Kourtney about it, 141 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:02,005 and she wasn't feeling it. 142 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,299 - I don't know what the premise is. It's-- I don't wanna-- 143 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:07,302 - Basically, like, I say to her, 144 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,888 "Do you know the reason I date young girls 145 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,225 is because I'm trying to add them all up so they're your age." 146 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,560 - Oh, come on. 147 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,563 - If me and Kourtney were married, sure, I'd make fun of her on TV. 148 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,233 But not, like, separated. Like, it's just not in good taste. 149 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,485 - You have to follow your gut, and if that's-- 150 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,320 - That was my gut. And I called her. I talked to her about it. 151 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,656 And then I came to the conclusion. I was like-- 152 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:31,451 - Then don't. - And initially, I just wanted to come, 153 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,579 and support Kim and watch, and that was it. 154 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,707 - Kim is so happy you're here. - So, I'm good with that. 155 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,378 - I just wanna give a little toasty toast. 156 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,463 JONATHAN: Whoa. ALL: Ohh, aww. 157 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,841 - Everyone... Kris Jenner. 158 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,260 Mom? 159 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,970 - Yes! I'm here. 160 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,599 - I just wanna say, Kimberly, I'm so proud of you... 161 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:54,766 [all laughing] 162 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,935 and for this whole SNL experience. 163 00:07:56,935 --> 00:08:00,105 And, honestly, we're in New York, we're here for Kim, 164 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,566 we're honoring Kim right now, 165 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,194 and I'm just so happy that we're all here together. 166 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:09,406 We are lifelong friends and family. Go, Kimberly! Go, New York! 167 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,532 [all laughing] 168 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,534 KRIS: We're back. SCOTT: [bleep] yeah, Khlo. 169 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,494 [cheering] 170 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,289 [indistinct chatter] 171 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,833 JONATHAN: You learned to do good speeches-- 172 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,377 - Hey! Mrs. Hannigan, are you okay? [all laughing] 173 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:27,257 - I just forgot why I needed my phone. - Look at her with her pearls. 174 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:30,052 "Little girls." BOTH: "Little girls." 175 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,845 ♪ 176 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,722 ♪ Every single day when the sun comes up ♪ 177 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,390 ♪ No exceptions, gotta show love ♪ 178 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,392 ♪ It feels like I'm dreamin' ♪ 179 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,687 ♪ This is paradise ♪ 180 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:45,359 - I don't know how these SNL people stay up every night until 3 A.M. 181 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:51,365 Do you know that I got into bed, fell asleep, and at 3:58, 182 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,327 Kim texts me and said, "I just finished at SNL." 183 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,912 Talk about a grueling schedule. 184 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,914 I thought our schedule was a lot. 185 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,917 We still have a few hours to kill before we get to SNL, 186 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,629 and I have the perfect idea of what to do in the meantime. 187 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,548 Okay, so here's the deal. 188 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,633 When I was a flight attendant, 189 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,385 I had-- - Wait, hold on, hold on. 190 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,219 - Okay. 191 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,179 [clears throat] 192 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,683 - Trying to muster up the "I give a [bleep] energy," 193 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,351 so hold on one second. - Oh, okay. 194 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,187 [softly] Gives a [bleep] energy... All right. 195 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,399 Tell me when you care about me. 196 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,276 - I just can't find 197 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,487 any of the [bleep] cares... 198 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,947 - Cares? - ...for your [bleep]... 199 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,824 - Story? - ...stewardess apartment. 200 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:37,619 I think you keep forgetting that you've told me this story. 201 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,331 My mom, God bless her, I love her, 202 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,918 but... I can go to any state 203 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,922 and she takes me on these tours of her childhood. 204 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,675 When I go to San Diego, I've gone to her high school, 205 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,760 I saw where she started her period. 206 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:58,348 Like, the things she'll tell me, so I know all the [bleep] stories. 207 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,934 [phone ringing] - Oh god. Who's this? 208 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,104 Hello, Shelli Smelly. 209 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,107 SHELLI [on phone]: Kim Kardashian West is requesting you 210 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,902 to come into her room ASAP. You and Khlo. 211 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,278 - Okay, coming. 212 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,197 Can we bring cameras? 213 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,324 - Uh, hold on. Let me ask. 214 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,576 Can they bring cameras or no? 215 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,660 KIM [through phone]: Yeah, bring the cameras. 216 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,495 SHELLI: Yes, bring the cameras. - Okay, bye. 217 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,747 Let's go. 218 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,374 When she calls and asks me to come to her room, 219 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,626 which is right down the hall, 220 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,338 instead of running to my room like she would normally do, 221 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:32,674 I can tell something is about to go down. 222 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,969 You look nice. I haven't seen you in forever. 223 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,847 - Yeah, thank you very much. I just came from the airport. 224 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,475 - Oh. - So, this is my "traveling coach" vibes. 225 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,310 - I like your "traveling coach" vibe. - Yeah. 226 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,354 - Wait, did you just get here? I thought you were already here 227 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,188 in New York. 228 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,358 - Um... well, I had to go to L.A. and come back. 229 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,610 So, I just traveled to get somethin' for Kim. 230 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,947 - You went all the way to L.A. to get something for Kim? 231 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,865 You are somethin' else. What did you get? 232 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,826 - Well, that's what she wants to show you. - Oh... Kim? 233 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,994 - Hey, guys. 234 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,454 KRIS: Hi. - Hi, girl. 235 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,956 KIM: I wanted to show you guys. 236 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,752 No, 'cause I was just gonna cry, so I didn't want to. 237 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,588 But I can cry 'cause I don't have makeup on. 238 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,258 So, Kanye flew home last night... 239 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,301 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 240 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,847 and he came back this morning, and I wanna show you guys what he got me. 241 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,018 [indistinct chatter] 242 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,104 ♪ 243 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,196 KRIS: Oh my god. 244 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,992 ♪ 245 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,036 KIM: I wanna show you guys what he got me. 246 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,126 KRIS: Oh my god. 247 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,212 - And he flew home and he got... the computer. 248 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,630 It was on a hard drive. 249 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,426 And... met up with Ray J at the airport 250 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,595 and got it all back for me. KRIS: Oh, Kim. 251 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,723 KHLOÉ: Oh my god. KRIS: That's amazing. 252 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,308 KIM: I know Kanye did this for me, 253 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,351 but he also did this for my kids. 254 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,854 I wanna shield them from as much as I can. 255 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:12,733 And if I had the power to, or if Kanye has the power to, 256 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,902 like, that is just the most important thing to me, 257 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,405 and I'm just, like, so emotional because of it, 258 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,325 and I just-- It just means a lot to me. 259 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,995 I think I need a security guard just to stand by this janky bag. 260 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,706 KRIS: Oh, thank you for Kanye, 261 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,959 and for his unbelievable way he does things, 262 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,086 and the ability to get something done. 263 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,049 - Amen. - And, probably, a big, fat, huge check, so we're all very-- 264 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:40,052 - Oh, definitely not no check. We not gettin' extorted ever again. 265 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,803 - Oh, no way. - No. 266 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,889 KHLOÉ: That's such an awesome thing you did. 267 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,558 - Well, you also knew how much it meant to her, 268 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,562 and how hard she's been trying to do that for years and years. 269 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,647 KIM: I watched it. 270 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:55,400 It was just footage of us at a restaurant, at a nightclub. 271 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,736 Nothing sexual, nothing weird. 272 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,696 And so, now I can take a deep breath, 273 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,407 and not worry about this right before SNL, 274 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,577 right before the Bar, right before, like, everything. 275 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,913 - Well, I'm so happy. Thank you for doing that. 276 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,754 - Well, you can negotiate my next deal. - Mm-hm. 277 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,839 - How 'bout that? - Yeah. 278 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,466 - Can we, just really quick, say a quick prayer for you tonight? 279 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,759 - Yes. - Hold my hand. 280 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,678 - Okay... We ready? - Ooh, sorry. 281 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,179 - Khlo, you're good at prayers. 282 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,557 - Dear Heavenly Father, thank you so much for this day. 283 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,058 Thank you for bringing us together. 284 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,644 May we always be united and never divided. 285 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,145 May we always try to do the right thing, 286 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,523 and leave people a little better than how we met them. 287 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,316 Lord, please give Kimberly all the strength, 288 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,068 all the confidence she needs tonight. 289 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,405 Please give us all the love and grace, 290 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,073 and let us be covered in the blood of Jesus Christ-- 291 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,492 - And let us please have a sense of humor, 292 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,703 and no one take anything personally that I say. 293 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,872 I love you. [all laughing] 294 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,290 ALL: Amen. 295 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,626 [all cheering Kim on] 296 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,838 - And now, you can go ahead and kill it on SNL! 297 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,048 [cheering] ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 298 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,050 - Go get it! [cheering] 299 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,261 ♪ 300 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,180 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 301 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,350 Bye. Love you, baby. I'm so happy. KHLOÉ: I love you. 302 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,189 We got the tape! Annie, we got it! 303 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,025 ♪ Ready, set, ignite ♪ 304 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,359 [cheering] 305 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,863 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 306 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,073 [fans shouting] 307 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,075 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 308 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,493 ♪ 309 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:33,081 ♪ Hey, you be so lucky, hey, I'm sweet like honey ♪ 310 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,376 - All right, are we gonna go on this walk to the apartment? 311 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,296 - Okay, Mom, if we do this, we have 45 minutes. 312 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,632 KRIS: All right, let's go. Let me grab Corey. 313 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:44,343 KHLOÉ: So now... we're gonna see the apartment. 314 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,721 I'm going to the outside of a building, 315 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,974 "Oh, bricks. Okay, good. Okay, we're done." 316 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,644 I don't know. I just am like, "Why are we doing this every time?" 317 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,854 And it's always me. 318 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,483 No other sister. Just me. 319 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,903 KRIS: You know that we never shot on the streets, really, 320 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,239 of New York ever the last time? 321 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,826 And I always wanted there to be, like, Sex and the City music playing. 322 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,829 ♪ Sex and the City- esque music playing ♪ 323 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,338 - I'm not really thrilled to have the apartment tour anyway. 324 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,298 And there's swarms of paparazzi, 325 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,343 and now, they're just following us down the street. 326 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:31,849 I struggle with anxiety, and, ugh, this feeling makes me so grossed out. 327 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,017 KRIS: Khloé, can you imagine-- KHLOÉ: This is exactly why 328 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,727 I didn't wanna do-- I'm gonna go back to the hotel. 329 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,563 This is not what I'm doing for three blocks. 330 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,605 Hey, guys! 331 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,732 ASHLEY: Love you! KHLOÉ: Hi. 332 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,944 Bye, you guys. I'm going back with them. 333 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,988 KRIS: Oh my god. KHLOÉ: I don't like this stuff. 334 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:50,576 And then, when I see my glam people, I see Ashley and Andrew, 335 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,412 I'm just gonna jet back with them and go back to the hotel. 336 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,831 So, sorry, Mom. Sorry, Corey. 337 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,207 Have fun. 338 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,043 - Babe, will you buy me a pretzel? - Yeah. 339 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,712 PRETZEL VENDOR: One or two? 340 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,714 KRIS: I think two. - Nah, one, one. 341 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:05,591 - Wanna share it? - Yeah. 342 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,218 KRIS: We'll get two. 343 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,679 Thank you. - I don't want one, babe. 344 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,431 KRIS: Well, just get-- 345 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,558 - [inaudible] KRIS: Get one. 346 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,227 Thank you. No, that's it. There ya go. 347 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,606 - I don't want this. 348 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,443 So, you know exactly where you are right now? 349 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,945 - Um... I do right now. 350 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,657 Everybody gets lost in a big city, and I have a North Star, 351 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,618 and that would be Bergdorf Goodman. 352 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,829 So, when I get lost, I just look for Bergdorf's. 353 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,206 Here's the difference, though. 354 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,334 When I lived... here, 355 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,545 and I would walk to Bergdorf Goodman, that was just, like, a dream. 356 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,507 I could never afford to shop, really, at Bergdorf Goodman. 357 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,424 - Yeah. 358 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:51,094 - And look how... life changes so much. 359 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:55,098 I walked the streets of New York 45 years ago. 360 00:16:55,724 --> 00:17:00,103 I went to flight attendant school, and then, they assigned me to New York. 361 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,440 Robert and O.J. met me at the airport 362 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,817 because they had just flown in from Montreal, 363 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,820 where they watched Bruce Jenner win the gold medal 364 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,241 because O.J. was doing the commentary. 365 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,953 How 'bout that... [bleep] story? 366 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,913 Isn't that wild? [beeps] 367 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,915 PRODUCTION: That needs to be in a cut, guys. 368 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:24,920 That needs-- That, that needs to absolutely be in the cut. 369 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,757 - I think, babe, this looks suddenly very familiar. 370 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,175 Wait, where's Carnegie Hall? 371 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,593 - One more down to the left. 372 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,178 KRIS: It's this building. 373 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:38,225 'Cause this looks really familiar... or I think it's up here, babe. 374 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,602 I'm lost. Of course, I'm lost. 375 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:45,107 It was 45 years ago, and New York City has changed. 376 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,985 So, what street are we on now? 57th. 377 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,779 Well, no, it, it hasn't changed, actually. 378 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,739 Not one damn building has changed. 379 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,909 I think it's up here, babe. 380 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,286 Was this it? 381 00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,705 ♪ 382 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,914 Hi, sorry. 383 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,959 This looks familiar. And I was on the third floor. 384 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,253 It's this building. COREY: Oh. 385 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,421 - There it is, babe. 386 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:11,341 This is really an amazing moment for me to reflect on. 387 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,261 - I love New York. - Ah, I love New York. 388 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,680 And here I am today. 389 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,685 My daughter is going to host the most iconic show in New York, 390 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,729 and it's been-- 391 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:24,938 What a ride. 392 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,649 COREY: We haven't been on a walk in New York in a long time. 393 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,775 KRIS: I know. 394 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,865 ♪ 395 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,409 - Happy Saturday. Holy shit, it's happening. 396 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,453 "But one thing I'm really proud of is that 397 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,206 "no one can ever call me a gold digger. 398 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,917 "Honestly, I wasn't even sure how you become one. 399 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,336 "So, I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey. 400 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,630 I've been very lucky in life--" STEVE HIGGINS: And make sure-- Yep. 401 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,965 Stop after each-- Let each one land. 402 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,175 - Yeah. STEVE: And then when they laugh... 403 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,718 - Yeah. - ...then you come in again. 404 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,345 - We have a great show for you tonight. 405 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,931 Halsey is here, so stick around and we'll be right back. 406 00:18:58,931 --> 00:18:59,890 STEVE: Great. 407 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,809 - The great Sacha Baron Cohen says ask for-- 408 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,480 Told me, like, "Just say it. Ask for forgiveness after 409 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,774 'cause everyone will have an opinion and say no." 410 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,734 LINDSAY SHOOKUS: You're making fun of, like, the caricature 411 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,194 and this-- of your life, 412 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,571 the things that people have, like, created of these ideas. 413 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,448 That's what you're just doing. You're like-- 414 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,659 KIM: Totally. But I still think I should talk to Corey. 415 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,118 Should we get Corey to just come in here now 416 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,120 and just get it over with? - Yeah, let's just get it over with. 417 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,121 Let me get Corey. 418 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,710 COREY: Wassup? 419 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,421 - I want everyone to just feel good. 420 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,965 I mean, obviously, no one's gonna feel good 421 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,341 with, like, the things that I'm gonna say. 422 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,512 - But I just want you to know that, like, 423 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,266 obviously, if this was true, 424 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,143 I wouldn't think that was funny with my mom. 425 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:45,853 Do you know what I mean? 426 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,276 - Okay, okay. That's the attitude. 427 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,987 Okay, we love you for that. - Love you, Corey. 428 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,780 - Corey's the best. He really is. - Such a good sport. 429 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,448 - Now you had the conversation. 430 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,117 It's off your heart. You can really 431 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,577 [bleep] go for it. - Now I can go for it. 432 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,579 ♪ 433 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,709 Now we have, like, two minutes. 434 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,502 I do wanna try to go to the bathroom one more time. 435 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,755 I keep on having to pee, like, a million times before the show starts. 436 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,215 That's just, like, who I am. 437 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,885 Shit, do I have to pee again or no? No, I don't. 438 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,762 - It's not-- It's nervous energy. - But every time I sit, I pee. 439 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,015 It's, kind of, like you just definitely feel like you have to pee, 440 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,266 even if I just peed. 441 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,685 And then, if I go and sit down to pee, I pee. 442 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,061 Like, it's weird. 443 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,188 I'm about to go on. 444 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,859 [knocks on door] 445 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,279 - All right, break a leg. - All right, guys, let's do it. 446 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,991 ♪ Turn Up The Vibe by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 447 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,039 ♪ 448 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:47,873 It's happening. 449 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,917 ♪ I turn up the vibe ♪ 450 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,251 - This way over here, Kim. 451 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,377 ♪ Let's go ♪ 452 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,505 ♪ I turn up the vibe ♪ 453 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:56,715 ♪ Let's go ♪ 454 00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:01,637 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Kardashian West! 455 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,181 [audience applause] 456 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,183 [cheering] 457 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,185 ♪ 458 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,818 KIM: It's so great to be here tonight. 459 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,196 I know. I'm surprised to see me here, too. 460 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,656 [laughter] Uh, I was like, 461 00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,533 "You want me to host? Why? 462 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,702 I haven't had a movie premiere in a really long time." 463 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,912 [laughter] 464 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,331 I mean, actually, I only had that one movie come out, 465 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,376 and no one told me it was even premiering. [laughter] 466 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,586 It must've slipped my mom's mind. 467 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,507 But the one thing I'm really proud of is that 468 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,968 no one could ever call me a gold digger. 469 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,887 Honestly, I'm not even sure how you become one. 470 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,889 So, I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey. 471 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,891 [laughter] 472 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,978 I'm excited to be here tonight to show you guys 473 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,605 that I'm so much more than just a pretty face... 474 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,483 [cheering] 475 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,193 but, but, 476 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,988 and good hair, and great makeup, 477 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,574 and amazing boobs, and a perfect butt. 478 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:07,536 Basically, I'm just so much more than that reference photo my sisters 479 00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:08,996 show their plastic surgeons. 480 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,832 [cheering] 481 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,297 Once your monologue's over, you have to just go change, 482 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,632 and it's a rush right into the skits. 483 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:24,219 It's just-- It's so chaotic and so much fun. 484 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,930 And I think I thrive under pressure and chaos, 485 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,432 so, like, it was all fun for me. 486 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,435 [audience laughter] 487 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:37,024 KRIS: When she came out with that pink thing-- 488 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,859 KHLOÉ: Zsa Zsa Gábor. 489 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,277 COREY: She killed it. 490 00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:41,570 KHLOÉ: For her to prove everyone wrong, 491 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,363 she's so good at this shit. 492 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,159 You're a [bleep] legend for birthing such a queen, 493 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,286 such as Kim Kardashian West. [laughing] 494 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,539 She better [bleep] work, this legendary bitch. 495 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,458 I love her so much. 496 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,460 ♪ 497 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,254 [audience applause] 498 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,383 KIM: I'm honestly so surprised at how much fun I had 499 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,885 because this just isn't me. 500 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,054 Like, this kinda stuff, usually, makes me nervous. 501 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:09,139 [indistinct chatter] 502 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,725 But then, I just... did it. 503 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,228 Thank you to Lorne Michaels and the entire cast and crew. 504 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,356 And thank you to Kanye and the rest of my family for being such good sports. 505 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:19,650 I love you guys so much. Good night! 506 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:23,111 It was such an amazing experience. Like, euphoric. 507 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,657 WOMAN: Thank you, everybody. Good night. Great job, Kim. 508 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,575 KIM: Hi! [people cheering] 509 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,619 - You [bleep] killed it! 510 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:32,246 SIMON: Oh my god, you were so calm. 511 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,830 Opening monologue was insane. 512 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,040 - I'm so proud of you! - Not one hiccup! 513 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,375 - I had so much fun. 514 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,418 - You weren't nervous at all? KIM: I actually wasn't. 515 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,213 It was shocking because this just isn't my thing. 516 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:44,007 So, like, acting and all that-- - Oh, I think it's your thing. Oh no. 517 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,427 - There's just so many people, like, everywhere, and it's this rush, 518 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,555 and I'm just so excited that it's over, 519 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:52,724 and I didn't mess up one time, and I just had fun. 520 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,935 What are people saying online? Was it a good monologue? 521 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,855 - It was incredible! People went nuts for you! 522 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,190 You're gonna win an Emmy! KIM: Oh, stop. 523 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,358 TRACY: And then, also, people are saying like, 524 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,820 "Damn, I don't wanna like her, but this shit is [bleep] hilarious." 525 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:08,282 - I handwrote a note to every single cast member and crew member 526 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:12,411 during my day with SNL stationery, and I put it on each of their desks, so. 527 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,211 [cheering] 528 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,133 BOWEN YANG: You're asking me?! 529 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,219 Yeah, can I get one, too? - Yeah. 530 00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:38,729 [indistinct chatter] - We did it! Let the fun begin! 531 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,148 ♪ Big Energy by Latto playing ♪ 532 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,567 ♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪ 533 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,569 ♪ It ain't too many that can handle me ♪ 534 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,447 KRIS: Hi, guys. 535 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,240 - How do you think you did? How do you think you did? 536 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,659 You were amazing out there, Kim. - Oh, thank you. 537 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,745 - Amy! AMY SCHUMER: Heidi Klum! 538 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:56,079 Heidi Klum! - How do you think Kim did? 539 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,416 AMY: It was amazing. She blew my mind. 540 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,878 - Lorne! A success! She was great! 541 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,923 - Good. [inaudible] I saw her. 542 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,342 ♪ Bad chick, I could be your fantasy ♪ 543 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,844 ♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪ 544 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,931 ♪ Got that real big energy ♪ 545 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:18,185 - Let's go Miss Kim. Kim, you killed it tonight. 546 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,687 [cheering] 547 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:25,234 [inaudible] [cheering] 548 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,612 KIM: Hi. How are you? - Hi. Congratulations. 549 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,322 - Thank you. Do you think it went well? - Did you have fun? 550 00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,157 - I thought it went great. - Okay, good. Good. 551 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,992 - It's so fun when you're doing a live show 552 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,162 because then you're also-- Like, one little thing you remember, 553 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,790 you're like, "I wanted that little thing different, or that thing." 554 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:42,209 - Yeah... Yeah. - But you don't have the ch-- You can't, you know? Whatever. 555 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,336 - But I thought the whole thing was fantastic. 556 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,673 - The fact that people that I respect are saying that it was good, 557 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,591 that just makes me so happy. 558 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,885 'Cause it was so fun. - You may wanna do it again. 559 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,762 - Well, I hope I'm invited back. 560 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,430 - You will. - Thank you! 561 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,142 - I was so nervous for her. 562 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,938 - But she is amazing. I'm so happy for her. 563 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:06,358 WOMAN: Kim, oh my god! You were amazing! 564 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,080 - Did you hear that? 565 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,332 I wanna make sure you got what he said. - Like, like-- 566 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,334 - I was funny. - She was very funny. 567 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,379 - Oh my god. Like, Chris Rock made my life. 568 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:32,384 Like, I'm not funny, so the fact that he gave me this crazy compliment. 569 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:36,471 I think he's, like, one of the all-time funniest people on the planet, 570 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:40,809 so, I'm just, like... dying inside. 571 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,484 - I am honored. 572 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,572 - Wow, guys, thank you. 573 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:56,450 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 574 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,871 - Like, it is fun just to get to look at you. 575 00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,039 [laughs] 576 00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:05,667 It was really so great. I can't get over it. 577 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,336 - It really was. - Like, it's really special. 578 00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:16,011 - I'm shocked at how fun it was for me. - Didn't it go fast? 579 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,639 - It went so fast. - I learned from it, actually, 580 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:19,723 'cause I was like-- - Really? 581 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,184 - Yeah, I was like, "I really don't think you should say these--" 582 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:24,019 Like, I just, like, had opinions, ya know, 583 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:28,190 and, and you had the confidence of, you know, to be like, 584 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,776 "No," like, "This is funny, and it'll be good for me to say it," 585 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:33,278 and it just-- It killed. I just got to enjoy it. 586 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:37,074 - Oh my god. I'm so thankful for Amy giving me the best advice ever. 587 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:39,952 She's just such a girl's girl that, like, 588 00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:42,621 wanted to cheer me on, and wanted me to win. 589 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,957 And when you have friends like that in your corner, 590 00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:46,834 that just want you to win, 591 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:51,046 it makes it so amazing when you do a good job, 592 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,005 and they're proud of you. 593 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,132 - Thank you for letting me be a part of it. 594 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,552 - Oh my god. Oh my god. I love you. - Oh my god. I love you. 595 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,557 ♪ 596 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:04,393 ♪ Watch out, I'm comin' through ♪ 597 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:07,813 ♪ Stackin' up a W ♪ 598 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,232 ♪ On the go, it's nothin' new ♪ 599 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,152 - We haven't even talked about SNL. 600 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,154 KHLOÉ: I know, and I haven't even seen you. 601 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,115 ALEXA: So good. It was so good. 602 00:28:18,115 --> 00:28:19,950 - My mom's flight was at 5:15, 603 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,244 so I was down in the car at 5:15 A.M., 604 00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:23,537 so I never slept. - Oh my god. 605 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,330 KHLOÉ: I just got back from New York, 606 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,082 and I'm doing The Ellen Show. 607 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:30,127 This... I did not wake up like this. 608 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,379 ♪ 609 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,839 I'm getting my glam done. 610 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,927 - Turn around really quick. I wanna look at the back of your legs. 611 00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:42,389 - I brought the wrong SKIMS today, so my SKIMS are too long. 612 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,266 They're much longer than my dress. 613 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,977 Is that higher 'cause you do see? - I see it. Yeah. 614 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:51,523 - So, I need to cut my SKIMS, and I'm fine cutting them. 615 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,399 I know the owner. 616 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,526 Can somebody, um, cut? 617 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,407 You're, literally, up my vagina. 618 00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,493 - Oh my god. - Crazy. 619 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:07,956 - You know, having scissors so close to my vagina's not really ideal. 620 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,000 It's not really my type of foreplay. 621 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,253 Okay, you're freakin' me out with scissors right there. 622 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,004 Oh my god. 623 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:16,965 Glam is definitely not always glamorous. 624 00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:20,385 You don't wanna go to Disneyland and see Mickey Mouse with his head off. 625 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,346 You want the whole character together. 626 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,766 [knocks on door] ELLEN DEGENERES: Yo, Khloé. 627 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,684 KHLOÉ: Oh, hey. - Hi, it's Ellen. 628 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:29,186 KHLOÉ: How are you? - Did you know I was here? 629 00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:30,854 KHLOÉ: No. - Yep, shooting a show. 630 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:33,398 - Nice to meet you. ELLEN: Good to see-- I was gonna tell you 631 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,900 this feels a little more nighttime. 632 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:38,445 This feels a little more simple, daytime. - You know what? 633 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,532 You are winning with me all day right now. ELLEN: Good. 634 00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:45,160 - So, what is your role in this weekend? 635 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,870 - I'm not doing anything. - Okay. 636 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,622 - No, I, I just know that it's happening. 637 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:51,500 KHLOÉ: I cannot believe that Travis is proposing to Kourt 638 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,252 in, like, three days. 639 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:58,090 And we are all keeping Travis and Kourtney's proposal super hush-hush. 640 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:00,634 But my mom did tell Ellen, and that's okay 641 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:03,053 because we know she's never gonna say anything. 642 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,805 - But I thought he was doing something on the beach, 643 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,849 and then y'all are gonna surprise and go into the room, 644 00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,059 and so, when she goes back to the room, you're all in the room. 645 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,895 - I think that's ha-- I think they're having, like, a romantic something, 646 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:15,691 but I don't think she'll be... proposed to-- I don't know. 647 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:16,817 - Anyway-- - It's all a blur. 648 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:17,985 - Yeah. - The kids love him. 649 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,989 It's gr-- I mean, they're all just a little punk rock blended family. 650 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,323 It's amazing. - Yeah. 651 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,159 How's Scott gonna feel about this? - He's gonna have a hard time, 652 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:30,163 but it's gonna be-- Like, they can't put their life on hold 653 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:31,874 just to tiptoe around him. - Yeah. 654 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,792 No, no, I, I, I don't think so either. - Yeah. 655 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,085 - I just think that it is gonna be, 656 00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:38,255 especially 'cause she said she didn't wanna get married again, so. 657 00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:40,090 - I know. That's the part that I feel bad about, 658 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,594 but I don't know. Ya snooze, ya lose. - She's gotta live her life. 659 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,637 Yeah, exactly. - Yeah. 660 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:47,598 - All right, I'll see ya out there. KHLOÉ: I'll see you soon. 661 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,099 ELLEN: Bye-bye. KHLOÉ: Bye. 662 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,644 - Oh gosh, she looks so good. - So good. 663 00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:55,314 - Nobody knows how crazy it is over at SNL. 664 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:58,525 They're changing things, like, seconds before the show. 665 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:00,319 [laughing] 666 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,823 - They're so cute. - So cute. 667 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,703 ♪ 668 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,538 ♪ I'm hot as hell ♪ 669 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,083 ♪ I'm a boss ♪ 670 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:17,669 ♪ So extra, extra ♪ 671 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:21,715 - So, I'm glad that I had two seconds to talk to you. 672 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:22,883 So, here's the deal. 673 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,760 So, I got a call today from Travis, 674 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,971 and he said he wanted my advice, and I said, "What's up?" 675 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:31,683 And he said, "Well, Kourtney's fertility health." 676 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,602 - 'Kay. - "All of a sudden," 677 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:37,981 he said, "I wanna talk to you because now we have all of these eggs, 678 00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:41,026 "and the doctor wants Kourtney 679 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:44,071 to have the egg retrieval on Sunday." 680 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:48,534 Our entire family is planning this surprise proposal 681 00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,118 for Kourtney in Santa Barbara. 682 00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:53,830 And now, we find out that she might have this egg retrieval 683 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,666 on the exact same date. 684 00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:56,834 I mean, what are the odds? 685 00:31:56,834 --> 00:32:00,754 He goes, "Do you think she'll be able to come... to 686 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:03,006 Montecito on Sunday night?" - Not Sunday night. 687 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:05,843 - I said, "I don't know." - No, I've done-- Not Sunday night. 688 00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:08,136 She wants to rest, and you're not-- you don't feel good, 689 00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:10,931 but Monday, you're fine. - So, he has to do it on the 17th. 690 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,516 That's the whole point of all of this... 691 00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:14,017 - Oh. - ...is that it's their anniversary. 692 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,103 - 'Kay. - And this throws a whole wrench 693 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:17,980 in the whole-- He's beside himself. 694 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,482 - So, check. Sunday, it's happening. 695 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,150 - Okay, okay. - Right? Now, 696 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,237 what is pending is the location. 697 00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,574 Why don't we just override it all and say, 698 00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:31,243 "This is getting too choppy. Let's do it in Calabasas." 699 00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:32,327 - Yes. 700 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,746 KHLOÉ: If Kourtney is getting her egg retrieval 701 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,834 and doesn't feel well enough to go to Santa Barbara the same day, 702 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:41,795 I just wanna throw out other ideas. 703 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,922 At least there's gonna be backup where 704 00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:46,633 the engagement can still happen on their anniversary. 705 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,968 [line ringing] 706 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,511 TRAVIS BARKER [on phone]: Can you hear me? KRIS: Yeah. 707 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:50,971 Can you talk? TRAVIS: Yeah. 708 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,265 - Okay, so I'm sitting here with Khloé. 709 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,350 KHLOÉ: Hi, Trav. TRAVIS: Okay. Hi. 710 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:59,605 - And so, I was telling her the update about the egg retrieval. 711 00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:03,025 TRAVIS: Yeah. - So, I think since there's so much up in the air, 712 00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:05,569 I think we just narrow it down to Calabasas. 713 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:11,575 TRAVIS: I haven't thought about it happening anywhere but the beach. 714 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:15,579 I was just-- O-On the beach, I was just thinking, like, 715 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:20,000 very cool, like, designs in the sand. Like a heart, like a T and a K. 716 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:21,835 - Okay. 717 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,838 TRAVIS: I always get her tons of tulips. Like, that's what I usually get. 718 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:26,590 - Um, okay. 719 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:28,133 - I want your vision to come to life, 720 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:31,595 and I think, maybe, just narrow it down to Calabasas. 721 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,972 It's not a bad backup, is all I'm saying. 722 00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:34,973 TRAVIS: Yeah, yeah. 723 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:36,350 - All right, let us know. TRAVIS: I will. 724 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,309 - 'Kay. 725 00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:39,061 It's Friday right now. 726 00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:41,355 The proposal is Sunday. 727 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:44,149 My mom and I know that Travis has his plan. 728 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:47,569 He knows what he's doing, but he's a little more spontaneous. 729 00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:51,823 My mom and I operate by a militant, crazy-ass schedule, 730 00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:54,117 so... we need a plan. 731 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:58,413 What's happening at 8? 8:02? 8:03? Like, we need an agenda. 732 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,832 At least let's nail down the location. 733 00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:03,293 Like, I can't. I'm literally getting hives. 734 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,795 Let us know tomorrow. 735 00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:05,712 TRAVIS: Okay. - Okay. 736 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:07,297 - Ciao. 737 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,632 [exhales] 738 00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:11,677 - I just have to have faith and a beta-blocker 739 00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:13,554 that Travis is gonna take care of it. 740 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:16,557 - I don't know if the engagement'll happen on Sunday. 741 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,103 ♪ 742 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,146 ♪ Let's go ♪ 743 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,195 - Would you like some food? KRIS: Huh? 744 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:31,196 - You want somethin' to eat? 745 00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:34,533 - What do you know how to cook? What's your specialty? 746 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,535 - I'm never gonna tell you 'cause I don't like to cook. 747 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,037 - You've gotta be able to cook something. 748 00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:41,623 - I can cook everything, but I don't wanna cook. 749 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:44,376 I'm a eater. That's why I'm Chub Rockster. 750 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,211 - Like, if you had to cook, 751 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,964 and we were in the middle of COVID-- 752 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,465 - You wanna know? - Yeah. 753 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,009 What would you cook? - Peanut butter and jelly. 754 00:34:52,009 --> 00:34:54,386 - Peanut butter and jelly? That's not-- 755 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,723 That's spreading stuff around on a piece of bread. 756 00:34:57,723 --> 00:34:59,349 [phone ringing] 757 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,019 Hey, Trav. 758 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:03,687 TRAVIS [on phone]: Hi. How are you? 759 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:06,398 - Hi. I'm good. I'm good. I'm sitting here with Corey. 760 00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,608 - How is New York? 761 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:10,152 TRAVIS: Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing. 762 00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:14,198 I just got the best news, too. We went, um, we went to the doctor, 763 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:17,826 and we're not doing egg retrieval until Tuesday, 764 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:21,246 so Sunday is literally meant to be. 765 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:25,792 - Oh my god. That's the best! - Nice. I'm excited for you, man. 766 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,879 TRAVIS: Yeah, it'll happen, like, on our anniversary, 767 00:35:28,879 --> 00:35:30,839 which is the most amazing news ever. 768 00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:32,799 - Oh my god. Are you nervous? 769 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:36,345 TRAVIS: I'm not, but I know, like, things I wanna say to her, 770 00:35:36,345 --> 00:35:39,223 but I-- and I've said them a million times to her, 771 00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:41,600 but saying them at that moment, 772 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:46,230 is probably gonna be the most nerve-wracking thing ever. 773 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:49,566 Yeah, I'm gonna send you this, like, little note that I made in my iPhone 774 00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,818 of what I plan on saying to her. 775 00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:53,320 - Oh my god. You have to. 776 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,572 TRAVIS: I'll touch base with you guys as soon as we land. 777 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,535 - Okay, all right. Well, have a safe flight, and don't... 778 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:01,703 - Travel safe, man. - ...don't lose the ring. 779 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:02,996 [laughing] TRAVIS: Never, never. 780 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,374 I'm gonna protect it at all costs, trust me. 781 00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:07,042 COREY: Good. - All right, love you guys. 782 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,211 - Okay, love you, too. - All right, bro. Love you. Peace. 783 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:10,254 TRAVIS: Bye. 784 00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:11,964 [chuckles] [phone dings] 785 00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:14,341 - Oh, look what he-- Look at this. 786 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,719 "A year ago today, I fell in love with you. 787 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,138 One night with you was all it took." 788 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,516 Aww. 789 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:25,894 Why am I crying? 790 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,729 - Because you love to cry, babe. - "You've been 791 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:31,066 one of my best friends for years." - Oh. 792 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:34,319 - "I've admired you and adored you for so long. 793 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,488 "You're the love of my life. 794 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,741 "Kourtney... I wanna spend 795 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:43,370 "the rest... of it with you. 796 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:45,330 Will you marry me?" 797 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,791 Aww. - What part of this got cryin' into it? 798 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,751 What's happenin'? - I don't know. It's just-- 799 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,920 That's what girls do when things like this are happening. 800 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,422 - I've, I've never seen 801 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,757 this much crying, babe. [laughing] 802 00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:59,595 - This is the most tender thing I have ever read, 803 00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:02,139 and it's bringing me to tears. 804 00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:05,058 I can't help it. I'm a crier. What can I say? 805 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:08,896 - You gon' be, you gon' be dehydrated from all the damn crying. 806 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,981 Do I need to get you some water? [Kris laughing] 807 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:15,360 - I have had so much anxiety over this location, this date, 808 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,653 everything that's happening, 809 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:20,699 and I'm just so relieved that everything's organized, settled. 810 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,284 We have a date. We have a plan. 811 00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,661 We know where we're going and we know when. 812 00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:27,539 KYLIE [on phone]: Hello. KRIS: Hi. 813 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:28,957 KYLIE: Hey. 814 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:32,002 - So, I just heard from Travis, and him and Kourtney 815 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:34,171 are on their way back from New York, 816 00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:37,090 and they don't have to do the egg retrieval until Tuesday, 817 00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:38,967 so we're all set for Sunday. 818 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,344 We're golden. 819 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:42,763 KIM [on phone]: Okay, amazing. KYLIE: Okay, cool. 820 00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:44,014 KENDALL [on phone]: Okay, I'll be there. 821 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:47,226 KHLOÉ [on phone]: We needed this answer, so we're back on, people. 822 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:50,270 - It's on and poppin'. Roses and love. 823 00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:52,189 - Woo! 824 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,733 ♪ 825 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,443 ♪ I get what I want ♪ 826 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,570 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 827 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,405 ♪ What you waiting for ♪ 828 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,241 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 829 00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,034 ♪ I get what I want ♪ 830 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,119 KENDALL: Ready, Freddy? 831 00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,039 Oh, shit. I forgot it was pink in here. 832 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,041 No, no, no, literally, this is insane. 833 00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:15,337 Today is the day Travis is proposing to Kourtney. 834 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:16,922 We are so excited. 835 00:38:16,922 --> 00:38:20,425 We're on our way to Santa Barbara, and my family's right behind us. 836 00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:23,262 Um, do you know where you're going? 837 00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,849 - Um, I have no idea. I was just going to In-N-Out. 838 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:33,021 - What did you just say? - I'm gonna get a Coke. 839 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:35,399 - Oh. - Or a Dr. Pepper. 840 00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,484 - I didn't hear. It sounded like mumble. 841 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:42,906 - I'm gonna get cheese fries... and a single cheeseburger. 842 00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:46,451 - Not a double. - No. 843 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:50,289 - I kinda want a double. Is that a lot? - [bleep]. If you're gonna get a double, 844 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:51,915 then-- - I mean, you've got two people to feed. 845 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:53,959 - I know. 846 00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:55,544 - And you know what? - [bleep] it. 847 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,129 - Um, it's a Sunday, Kylie. - 'Kay. 848 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,256 - It's a Sunday. We're gonna go crazy. 849 00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,885 - I need my snacks. Do you have my snacks anywhere? 850 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,678 - Snacks? - I always have snacks in the car. 851 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,972 - Oh. - Do we see snacks? My snacks? 852 00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:09,141 - Um, I don't think so. 853 00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:12,519 Kylie, we're at the food place. - I know, but I think I'm gonna throw up. 854 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:13,353 - Seriously? 855 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,855 - I don't know. I'm getting a little nauseous. 856 00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:18,859 - Okay, um. Yeah, I see your snacks. Here. 857 00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,617 [exhales] 858 00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:29,870 CASHIER: Hi, how are you? - Hello. 859 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:33,498 CASHIER: What can I get you? - Can I get a double-double cheeseburger 860 00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:36,502 with just spread and grilled onions, please? 861 00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:37,586 CASHIER: Okay. 862 00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:39,922 - And-- - Wow. Same thing for me. 863 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,633 Okay, so should we just sit in the, the thing and eat? 864 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:45,719 - Of course! What'd you think I was gonna [bleep] drive and eat? 865 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:50,098 [all chattering] 866 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,059 - Hi, guys. 867 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,143 - Hi. - Hello. 868 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:58,232 - How are you? I love that dress. - Good. It's one of my 65 looks. 869 00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:00,817 Okay, so, I think we're all set, 870 00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:03,570 but can I tell you my biggest fear right now? - Yeah. 871 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,615 - Is that we're all gonna run into them on the freeway. 872 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:11,328 KYLIE: I'm so excited about today. 873 00:40:11,328 --> 00:40:13,038 - I love love, so. 874 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:14,581 - I love love. 875 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,208 I love Travis. 876 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:20,462 - I just love that they were friends for so long 877 00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:24,049 before making it, like, a thing. 878 00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,509 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 879 00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:29,638 So, I feel like they have a really solid friendship foundation... 880 00:40:29,638 --> 00:40:31,682 - I agree. - ...which is super important. 881 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:36,562 I just love how, like, calm, and, like, easygoing, 882 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:38,397 and, like, I don't know. 883 00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:40,649 I just feel like he doesn't seem like a stressor, 884 00:40:40,649 --> 00:40:43,402 whereas Kourtney can, kind of, be, kind of, you know, a stressor, 885 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:46,613 so I feel like that balances them out or something. 886 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,615 I just think they're a really good match. 887 00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:51,285 - Yeah, and he wants us to be involved, 888 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:54,204 which I like, too. - Yeah. Exactly. 889 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:57,457 I am happy that Travis is gonna be my new brother-in-law. 890 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,126 I've always really, really liked him, 891 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:02,045 even when they were just friends for a few years before. 892 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,672 He was always very kind, 893 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:07,467 and, um, really cool with our family and all the kids. 894 00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:11,054 KYLIE: I wonder if Scott knows. KENDALL: I know. I-- 895 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,890 Like, it worries me sometimes 896 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:16,602 because I just don't know how stable he is right now. Do you? 897 00:41:16,602 --> 00:41:18,187 Like, I haven't spoken to him... - Mm-mm. 898 00:41:18,187 --> 00:41:23,692 - ...on that sort of a level in a long time so I don't know where he's at, 899 00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:26,862 and with his, like, mental health. 900 00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:32,659 - And Kourtney obviously has to continue to, you know, live her life and be happy. 901 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:34,077 - Of course. 902 00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:37,915 [phone ringing] - It's Mindy. 903 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:39,833 Hi. 904 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,336 MINDY WEISS [on phone]: He's 33 minutes out. 905 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,172 - Wait, he's gonna get there in 33 minutes? 906 00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,173 MINDY: Yeah. 907 00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:48,800 - Okay, let me call Kendall and Kylie and see where they are, 908 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,885 and then I'll call you back. 909 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,720 [phone ringing] 910 00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:54,932 KENDALL [on phone]: Hey. - Hey, um, are you guys driving? 911 00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:57,768 - Yeah. - Is Kylie driving her car? 912 00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:58,810 KENDALL: Yeah, why? 913 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:02,147 - I'm just worried that they're gonna see you guys on the freeway. 914 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:03,607 - Well, where are they? 915 00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:06,485 - They are 33 minutes away from the hotel. 916 00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:07,486 - What?! 917 00:42:07,486 --> 00:42:12,407 - Oh, so we're close to them... We're 34, we're 34 minutes away. 918 00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,284 - Oh my god! 919 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,662 - I don't know if we should speed up or slow down. 920 00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:20,499 If they're 33 minutes and we're-- Well, we're 33 now, too. 921 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:21,917 My mom would be so pissed if 922 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,919 Kylie and I were the ones to ruin the surprise. 923 00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:25,003 I'd be upset, too. 924 00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,755 We're tryin' to figure this out. We're a little freaked out. 925 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:30,175 - You guys get off on the same exit, and it's a red light, you're screwed. 926 00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:31,844 You'll be at the same exit. 927 00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:33,720 We should've thought this out a little bit better, 928 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:37,891 and planned to, like, not be in our cars, and just be a little bit more discreet. 929 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,351 Someone's gonna see someone. 930 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:42,229 Kendall and Kylie are gonna get there at the same exact time 931 00:42:42,229 --> 00:42:43,939 as Kourtney and Travis are gonna get there, 932 00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:45,399 and that cannot happen. 933 00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:47,401 - We pull up right behind them. 934 00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:51,780 - And they know where-- - "What're you guys doing here?" 935 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:52,781 - Oh, shit. 936 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:53,991 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 937 00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:54,992 ALL: Oh, shit. 938 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,871 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 939 00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:02,332 - The minute that sun goes down, it's showtime. 940 00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:03,959 - Where is he doing it? KRIS: On the beach. 941 00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:06,628 - It's perfect. He's super romantic. 942 00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:08,797 [cheering] 943 00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,800 - This makes me so happy. Cheers, you guys. 944 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,635 ALL: Cheers. 945 00:43:13,635 --> 00:43:15,012 - I know Scott knows. 946 00:43:15,012 --> 00:43:18,640 - Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott? 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do. 947 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:21,101 - How do they feel about everything? 948 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:24,396 - They were upset. They didn't understand why they weren't there. 949 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:25,898 Hopefully, they're invited to the wedding. 950 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,692 Am I invited to the wedding? - I don't know. 951 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:32,905 - Doing my egg retrieval on Tuesday. 952 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:33,989 WOMAN: They need a baby. 953 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:37,034 DOCTOR: Well, there's a follicle here, but it looks old. 954 00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:39,369 Very unlikely to get a mature egg. 955 00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:44,082 - All we need is one good egg, and now, it's just in God's hands. 956 00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:48,045 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 957 00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:50,923 ♪ Watch me rise ♪ 958 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,342 ♪ Underneath the lights ♪ 959 00:43:54,259 --> 00:43:56,261 ♪ Glowin' up so bright ♪ 960 00:43:57,513 --> 00:43:59,515 ♪ It's my time ♪ 961 00:44:00,349 --> 00:44:02,351 ♪ It's my life ♪ 962 00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:04,937 ♪ Ready, set, ignite ♪ 963 00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:09,107 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 964 00:44:11,902 --> 00:44:13,904 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 965 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:22,079 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 966 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,834 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 967 00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,007 ♪ Watch me shine ♪