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KIM:
Previously on The Kardashians...
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- So, Ray J's manager
is claiming he has a sex tape
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of us in Santa Barbara.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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- And it's, like, over my dead body
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is this [bleep] shit gonna
happen to me again.
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- It's okay.
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- It's not okay, though. It's not.
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- Travis and I want to have a baby.
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We want it so badly because we
want to make something together.
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- We are doing our first days
of our promo photoshoots
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at Saturday Night Live.
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I don't think people really
get how insane SNL is.
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So, it's, literally, almost a 24-hour day.
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Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian West
and I'm hosting SNL this week
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with musical guest Halsey.
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- Don't even do this to me.
My heart is racing.
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Oh my god. I'm gonna cry.
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- Oh shit... This is happening.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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[sirens wailing]
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KRIS:
When I had lunch with Lorne Michaels that
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day at the Beverly Hills Hotel,
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he said, "It would be fun to have
you in a skit on the show."
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KHLOÉ: I just knew if I agreed
to come to New York,
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somehow, I would be roped into this.
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I mean, SNL, it's, like,
an iconic place in history to be.
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- It's a big deal.
- It's a huge deal.
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Today is [bleep] nuts.
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I just get in the car in New York,
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I find out that Trav
is gonna propose to Kourt,
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and we get to surprise them.
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We're on our way to SNL .
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Somehow, we're thrown into the live show.
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I mean, this is craziness.
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KIM: Nice to meet you.
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MAN: So, I'll be right out of frame...
KIM: Okay.
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MAN: ...and you reach out for this.
KIM: Okay.
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[indistinct chatter]
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KHLOÉ:
Kim! Kim! Can she see me?
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DOORMAN: No.
KHLOÉ: She can't?
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DOORMAN:
Probably not. The lights are on.
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KHLOÉ: Oh.
KRIS: Oh.
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KHLOÉ:
I was like, "She was staring right at me."
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I was like, "Is this a joke?"
KRIS: Khloé, she's working.
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♪
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KHLOÉ:
Andrew, can I see my script?
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- Just three whole lines.
- I have three lines. Thank goodness.
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- She can memorize that. That's good.
- Um.
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Somehow, I'm doing the live show tomorrow,
which I have no idea
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how all of this transpired,
but we're gonna make it work.
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I would do anything for Kimberly,
so... here we are.
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- I'll be Kris Kardashian...
whoever that is.
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"Kim, you're being so funny today."
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- "And I love these drinks you made.
What are they called again?"
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- "Milkshake."
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- And then there's one more here.
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"Good, I knew I was off."
- "Oh thank god. I'm back to being Kim."
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- "Good, I knew something was off."
- Oh my god.
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- And the Emmy goes to--
- The Daytime Emmy goes to--
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ASHLEY:
Khloé Kardashian.
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- So, Kim.
KIM: Yeah.
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- Um...
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Travis came to see me.
KIM: Yeah.
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KRIS:
And I heard, through a little birdy,
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that you've been helping him
with something for Kourtney.
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- I have.
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- Can't believe you kept this secret.
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He came over and he asked
for her hand in marriage.
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And I was like, literally--
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I wanna cry now except
Mario just did my makeup.
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KIM: Well, don't cry.
KRIS: It was so sweet and so tender.
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And then he said--
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- Don't cry, you have makeup.
Mom, you're gettin'--
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Mario, don't start crying, too.
- I know, but I just--
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That part that he asked her
is so respectful and nice.
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- I know. And then he said
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he went to the-- your dad's grave
and asked your dad.
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KIM: Oh, I know.
- And I just lost it.
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- Okay, guys, I have to work.
Like, can you do--
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Why are you doing this to me?
Like, I really have to work.
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KRIS: Sorry.
- I can't ruin my makeup.
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KRIS:
It's all happy, happy.
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- I know. But it's so sad.
KRIS: I wish your dad
was here to see it, though.
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I can hardly believe that it's
the first time that she's getting married.
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Isn't that cute?
- It's really crazy...
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[Kris chuckles]
...that she hasn't been married before.
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[laughing]
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While I've had enough to-- for all of us.
KRIS: For the whole family.
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♪ pop music playing ♪
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[people shouting, cheering]
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♪
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♪ Keep it real, gonna seal the deal ♪
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♪
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Shelli, will you pass that squid down?
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KHLOÉ:
So good.
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- Look at this fish.
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MAN: Oh! Oh my god. Wow.
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KRIS:
Wow. That is gorgeous.
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- It's good.
- Oh!
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- Oh my god.
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- We are so excited to be
in New York City tonight
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at one of our favorite restaurants
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with our best friends in the world.
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And these are our ride or dies,
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people that have been with us for decades,
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and we're all here to support Kim.
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Guess what I wanna do
in the morning before we go to SNL.
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- Tell us.
- When I was a stewardess...
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KHLOÉ: Oh my gosh.
- ...I used to live in an apartment
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across the street from Carnegie Hall.
JONATHAN: You used to live in New York?
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- I know!
JONATHAN: Out of every story you've
told us, you never mentioned once--
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- I showed you the house
where I shaved my legs...
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- Oh my gosh, stop. I can't anymore.
- ...for the first time, in San Diego.
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'Member I talked about that?
- No, I know that.
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KRIS: Okay, all right.
- I've been-- I know all the stories--
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- Well, I rented an apartment with-- Wait.
SIMON: You rented, okay.
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- With three other girls
who were stewardesses.
- Stewardesses?
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- And we did not have a closet,
and we had rented single beds.
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We were like the seven dwarfs.
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We were all lined up in a row.
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Don't you wanna see where
your mother used to live?
- I-- No.
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My problem with my mom is,
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my mom has the most
beautiful present life,
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but sometimes my mom misses out
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'cause she's crying about somethin'
that happened back in, like, the '80s.
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And I-- Like, that makes me sad,
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'cause then, in 10 years, she's gonna say,
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"Remember at Milos."
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[laughing]
SIMON: "Milos! SNL!"
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- Look! Feta cheese! Right there!
- Remember feta cheese?
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Sometimes I wanna shake her
and say, "You've gotta just--
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Yes, the memories are amazing,
but let's appreciate right now."
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Scott, you look so nice.
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- No, you really do.
- So nice.
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- How was SNL today?
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- Good, it was long.
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- Aren't you doing it?
SCOTT: Uh-uh.
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- No?! Why?
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- I talked to Kourtney about it,
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and she wasn't feeling it.
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- I don't know what the premise is.
It's-- I don't wanna--
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- Basically, like, I say to her,
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"Do you know the reason I date young girls
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is because I'm trying to add them all up
so they're your age."
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- Oh, come on.
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- If me and Kourtney were married,
sure, I'd make fun of her on TV.
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But not, like, separated.
Like, it's just not in good taste.
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- You have to follow your gut,
and if that's--
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- That was my gut. And I called her.
I talked to her about it.
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And then I came to the conclusion.
I was like--
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- Then don't.
- And initially, I just wanted to come,
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and support Kim and watch,
and that was it.
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- Kim is so happy you're here.
- So, I'm good with that.
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- I just wanna give a little toasty toast.
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JONATHAN: Whoa.
ALL: Ohh, aww.
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- Everyone... Kris Jenner.
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Mom?
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- Yes! I'm here.
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- I just wanna say,
Kimberly, I'm so proud of you...
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[all laughing]
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and for this whole SNL experience.
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And, honestly, we're in New York,
we're here for Kim,
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we're honoring Kim right now,
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and I'm just so happy
that we're all here together.
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We are lifelong friends and family.
Go, Kimberly! Go, New York!
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KRIS: We're back.
SCOTT: [bleep] yeah, Khlo.
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[cheering]
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[indistinct chatter]
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JONATHAN: You learned
to do good speeches--
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- Hey! Mrs. Hannigan, are you okay?
[all laughing]
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- I just forgot why I needed my phone.
- Look at her with her pearls.
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"Little girls."
BOTH: "Little girls."
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♪ Every single day when the sun comes up ♪
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♪ No exceptions, gotta show love ♪
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♪ It feels like I'm dreamin' ♪
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♪ This is paradise ♪
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- I don't know how these SNL people
stay up every night until 3 A.M.
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Do you know that I got into bed,
fell asleep, and at 3:58,
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Kim texts me and said,
"I just finished at SNL."
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Talk about a grueling schedule.
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I thought our schedule was a lot.
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We still have a few hours
to kill before we get to SNL,
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and I have the perfect idea
of what to do in the meantime.
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Okay, so here's the deal.
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When I was a flight attendant,
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I had--
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
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- Okay.
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[clears throat]
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- Trying to muster up
the "I give a [bleep] energy,"
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so hold on one second.
- Oh, okay.
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[softly] Gives a [bleep] energy...
All right.
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Tell me when you care about me.
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- I just can't find
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any of the [bleep] cares...
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- Cares?
- ...for your [bleep]...
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- Story?
- ...stewardess apartment.
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I think you keep forgetting
that you've told me this story.
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My mom, God bless her, I love her,
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but... I can go to any state
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and she takes me on these
tours of her childhood.
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When I go to San Diego,
I've gone to her high school,
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I saw where she started her period.
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Like, the things she'll tell me,
so I know all the [bleep] stories.
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[phone ringing]
- Oh god. Who's this?
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Hello, Shelli Smelly.
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SHELLI [on phone]:
Kim Kardashian West is requesting you
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to come into her room ASAP.
You and Khlo.
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- Okay, coming.
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Can we bring cameras?
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- Uh, hold on. Let me ask.
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Can they bring cameras or no?
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KIM [through phone]:
Yeah, bring the cameras.
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SHELLI: Yes, bring the cameras.
- Okay, bye.
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Let's go.
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When she calls and asks me
to come to her room,
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which is right down the hall,
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instead of running to my room
like she would normally do,
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I can tell something is about to go down.
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You look nice.
I haven't seen you in forever.
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- Yeah, thank you very much.
I just came from the airport.
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- Oh.
- So, this is my "traveling coach" vibes.
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- I like your "traveling coach" vibe.
- Yeah.
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- Wait, did you just get here?
I thought you were already here
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in New York.
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- Um... well, I had to go
to L.A. and come back.
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So, I just traveled
to get somethin' for Kim.
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- You went all the way to L.A.
to get something for Kim?
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You are somethin' else.
What did you get?
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- Well, that's what she wants to show you.
- Oh... Kim?
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- Hey, guys.
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KRIS: Hi.
- Hi, girl.
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KIM:
I wanted to show you guys.
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No, 'cause I was just gonna cry,
so I didn't want to.
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But I can cry 'cause
I don't have makeup on.
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So, Kanye flew home last night...
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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and he came back this morning,
and I wanna show you guys what he got me.
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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KRIS:
Oh my god.
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♪
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KIM:
I wanna show you guys what he got me.
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KRIS:
Oh my god.
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- And he flew home
and he got... the computer.
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It was on a hard drive.
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And... met up with Ray J at the airport
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and got it all back for me.
KRIS: Oh, Kim.
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KHLOÉ: Oh my god.
KRIS: That's amazing.
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KIM:
I know Kanye did this for me,
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but he also did this for my kids.
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I wanna shield them
from as much as I can.
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And if I had the power to,
or if Kanye has the power to,
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like, that is just the most
important thing to me,
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and I'm just, like,
so emotional because of it,
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and I just-- It just means a lot to me.
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I think I need a security guard
just to stand by this janky bag.
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KRIS:
Oh, thank you for Kanye,
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and for his unbelievable
way he does things,
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and the ability to get something done.
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- Amen.
- And, probably, a big, fat,
huge check, so we're all very--
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- Oh, definitely not no check.
We not gettin' extorted ever again.
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- Oh, no way.
- No.
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KHLOÉ: That's such an awesome
thing you did.
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- Well, you also knew
how much it meant to her,
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and how hard she's been trying
to do that for years and years.
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KIM:
I watched it.
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It was just footage of us
at a restaurant, at a nightclub.
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Nothing sexual, nothing weird.
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And so, now I can take a deep breath,
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and not worry about this right before SNL,
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right before the Bar,
right before, like, everything.
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- Well, I'm so happy.
Thank you for doing that.
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- Well, you can negotiate my next deal.
- Mm-hm.
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- How 'bout that?
- Yeah.
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- Can we, just really quick,
say a quick prayer for you tonight?
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- Yes.
- Hold my hand.
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- Okay... We ready?
- Ooh, sorry.
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- Khlo, you're good at prayers.
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- Dear Heavenly Father,
thank you so much for this day.
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Thank you for bringing us together.
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May we always be united and never divided.
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May we always try to do the right thing,
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and leave people a little better
than how we met them.
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Lord, please give Kimberly
all the strength,
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all the confidence
she needs tonight.
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Please give us all the love and grace,
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and let us be covered
in the blood of Jesus Christ--
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- And let us please have a sense of humor,
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and no one take anything
personally that I say.
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I love you.
[all laughing]
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ALL:
Amen.
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[all cheering Kim on]
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- And now, you can go ahead
and kill it on SNL!
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[cheering]
♪ Watch me shine ♪
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- Go get it!
[cheering]
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♪
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♪ Watch me shine ♪
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Bye. Love you, baby. I'm so happy.
KHLOÉ: I love you.
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We got the tape! Annie, we got it!
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♪ Ready, set, ignite ♪
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[cheering]
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♪ Watch me shine ♪
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[fans shouting]
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♪ Watch me shine ♪
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♪
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♪ Hey, you be so lucky,
hey, I'm sweet like honey ♪
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- All right, are we gonna go
on this walk to the apartment?
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- Okay, Mom, if we do this,
we have 45 minutes.
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KRIS:
All right, let's go. Let me grab Corey.
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KHLOÉ:
So now... we're gonna see the apartment.
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I'm going to the outside of a building,
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"Oh, bricks. Okay, good.
Okay, we're done."
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I don't know. I just am like,
"Why are we doing this every time?"
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And it's always me.
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No other sister. Just me.
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KRIS: You know that we never shot
on the streets, really,
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of New York ever the last time?
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And I always wanted there to be,
like, Sex and the City music playing.
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♪ Sex and the City- esque music playing ♪
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- I'm not really thrilled to have
the apartment tour anyway.
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And there's swarms of paparazzi,
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and now, they're just
following us down the street.
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I struggle with anxiety, and, ugh,
this feeling makes me so grossed out.
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KRIS: Khloé, can you imagine--
KHLOÉ: This is exactly why
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I didn't wanna do--
I'm gonna go back to the hotel.
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This is not what
I'm doing for three blocks.
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Hey, guys!
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ASHLEY: Love you!
KHLOÉ: Hi.
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Bye, you guys.
I'm going back with them.
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KRIS: Oh my god.
KHLOÉ: I don't like this stuff.
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And then, when I see my glam people,
I see Ashley and Andrew,
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I'm just gonna jet back with them
and go back to the hotel.
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So, sorry, Mom. Sorry, Corey.
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Have fun.
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- Babe, will you buy me a pretzel?
- Yeah.
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PRETZEL VENDOR:
One or two?
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KRIS: I think two.
- Nah, one, one.
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- Wanna share it?
- Yeah.
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KRIS:
We'll get two.
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00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,679
Thank you.
- I don't want one, babe.
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KRIS:
Well, just get--
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- [inaudible]
KRIS: Get one.
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Thank you. No, that's it. There ya go.
347
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,606
- I don't want this.
348
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,443
So, you know exactly
where you are right now?
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- Um... I do right now.
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00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,657
Everybody gets lost in a big city,
and I have a North Star,
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and that would be Bergdorf Goodman.
352
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,829
So, when I get lost,
I just look for Bergdorf's.
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00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,206
Here's the difference, though.
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When I lived... here,
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and I would walk to Bergdorf Goodman,
that was just, like, a dream.
356
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I could never afford to shop,
really, at Bergdorf Goodman.
357
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- Yeah.
358
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- And look how... life changes so much.
359
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I walked the streets
of New York 45 years ago.
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I went to flight attendant school,
and then, they assigned me to New York.
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Robert and O.J. met me at the airport
362
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because they had just
flown in from Montreal,
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where they watched Bruce Jenner
win the gold medal
364
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,241
because O.J. was doing the commentary.
365
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,953
How 'bout that... [bleep] story?
366
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,913
Isn't that wild?
[beeps]
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PRODUCTION:
That needs to be in a cut, guys.
368
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:24,920
That needs-- That, that needs
to absolutely be in the cut.
369
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- I think, babe, this looks
suddenly very familiar.
370
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,175
Wait, where's Carnegie Hall?
371
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- One more down to the left.
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KRIS:
It's this building.
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'Cause this looks really familiar...
or I think it's up here, babe.
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I'm lost. Of course, I'm lost.
375
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:45,107
It was 45 years ago,
and New York City has changed.
376
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,985
So, what street are we on now? 57th.
377
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,779
Well, no, it, it hasn't changed, actually.
378
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,739
Not one damn building has changed.
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00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,909
I think it's up here, babe.
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Was this it?
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00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,705
♪
382
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,914
Hi, sorry.
383
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,959
This looks familiar.
And I was on the third floor.
384
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,253
It's this building.
COREY: Oh.
385
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,421
- There it is, babe.
386
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:11,341
This is really an amazing
moment for me to reflect on.
387
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,261
- I love New York.
- Ah, I love New York.
388
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,680
And here I am today.
389
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,685
My daughter is going to host
the most iconic show in New York,
390
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,729
and it's been--
391
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:24,938
What a ride.
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COREY: We haven't been on
a walk in New York in a long time.
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KRIS: I know.
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♪
395
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- Happy Saturday.
Holy shit, it's happening.
396
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,453
"But one thing I'm really proud of is that
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00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,206
"no one can ever call me a gold digger.
398
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,917
"Honestly, I wasn't even sure
how you become one.
399
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,336
"So, I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey.
400
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,630
I've been very lucky in life--"
STEVE HIGGINS: And make sure-- Yep.
401
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,965
Stop after each-- Let each one land.
402
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,175
- Yeah.
STEVE: And then when they laugh...
403
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,718
- Yeah.
- ...then you come in again.
404
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,345
- We have a great show for you tonight.
405
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,931
Halsey is here, so stick around
and we'll be right back.
406
00:18:58,931 --> 00:18:59,890
STEVE:
Great.
407
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,809
- The great Sacha Baron Cohen
says ask for--
408
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,480
Told me, like, "Just say it.
Ask for forgiveness after
409
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,774
'cause everyone will have
an opinion and say no."
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00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,734
LINDSAY SHOOKUS:
You're making fun of, like, the caricature
411
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,194
and this-- of your life,
412
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,571
the things that people have,
like, created of these ideas.
413
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,448
That's what you're just doing.
You're like--
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00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,659
KIM: Totally.
But I still think I should talk to Corey.
415
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,118
Should we get Corey
to just come in here now
416
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,120
and just get it over with?
- Yeah, let's just get it over with.
417
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,121
Let me get Corey.
418
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,710
COREY:
Wassup?
419
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,421
- I want everyone to just feel good.
420
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,965
I mean, obviously,
no one's gonna feel good
421
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,341
with, like, the things that I'm gonna say.
422
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,512
- But I just want you to know that, like,
423
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,266
obviously, if this was true,
424
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,143
I wouldn't think that
was funny with my mom.
425
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:45,853
Do you know what I mean?
426
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,276
- Okay, okay. That's the attitude.
427
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,987
Okay, we love you for that.
- Love you, Corey.
428
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,780
- Corey's the best. He really is.
- Such a good sport.
429
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,448
- Now you had the conversation.
430
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,117
It's off your heart. You can really
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00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,577
[bleep] go for it.
- Now I can go for it.
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00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,579
♪
433
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,709
Now we have, like, two minutes.
434
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,502
I do wanna try to go
to the bathroom one more time.
435
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,755
I keep on having to pee, like,
a million times before the show starts.
436
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,215
That's just, like, who I am.
437
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,885
Shit, do I have to pee again or no?
No, I don't.
438
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,762
- It's not-- It's nervous energy.
- But every time I sit, I pee.
439
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,015
It's, kind of, like you just definitely
feel like you have to pee,
440
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,266
even if I just peed.
441
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,685
And then, if I go
and sit down to pee, I pee.
442
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,061
Like, it's weird.
443
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,188
I'm about to go on.
444
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,859
[knocks on door]
445
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,279
- All right, break a leg.
- All right, guys, let's do it.
446
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,991
♪ Turn Up The Vibe
by Vanacore Music playing ♪
447
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,039
♪
448
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:47,873
It's happening.
449
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,917
♪ I turn up the vibe ♪
450
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,251
- This way over here, Kim.
451
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,377
♪ Let's go ♪
452
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,505
♪ I turn up the vibe ♪
453
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:56,715
♪ Let's go ♪
454
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:01,637
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
Kim Kardashian West!
455
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,181
[audience applause]
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00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,183
[cheering]
457
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,185
♪
458
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,818
KIM:
It's so great to be here tonight.
459
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,196
I know. I'm surprised to see me here, too.
460
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,656
[laughter]
Uh, I was like,
461
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,533
"You want me to host? Why?
462
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,702
I haven't had a movie premiere
in a really long time."
463
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,912
[laughter]
464
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,331
I mean, actually, I only had
that one movie come out,
465
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,376
and no one told me it was even premiering.
[laughter]
466
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,586
It must've slipped my mom's mind.
467
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,507
But the one thing
I'm really proud of is that
468
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,968
no one could ever call me a gold digger.
469
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,887
Honestly, I'm not even sure
how you become one.
470
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,889
So, I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey.
471
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,891
[laughter]
472
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,978
I'm excited to be here tonight
to show you guys
473
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,605
that I'm so much more
than just a pretty face...
474
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,483
[cheering]
475
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,193
but, but,
476
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,988
and good hair, and great makeup,
477
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,574
and amazing boobs, and a perfect butt.
478
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:07,536
Basically, I'm just so much more
than that reference photo my sisters
479
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:08,996
show their plastic surgeons.
480
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,832
[cheering]
481
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,297
Once your monologue's over,
you have to just go change,
482
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,632
and it's a rush right into the skits.
483
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:24,219
It's just-- It's so chaotic
and so much fun.
484
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,930
And I think I thrive
under pressure and chaos,
485
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,432
so, like, it was all fun for me.
486
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,435
[audience laughter]
487
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:37,024
KRIS:
When she came out with that pink thing--
488
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,859
KHLOÉ:
Zsa Zsa Gábor.
489
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,277
COREY:
She killed it.
490
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:41,570
KHLOÉ:
For her to prove everyone wrong,
491
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,363
she's so good at this shit.
492
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,159
You're a [bleep] legend
for birthing such a queen,
493
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,286
such as Kim Kardashian West.
[laughing]
494
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,539
She better [bleep] work,
this legendary bitch.
495
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,458
I love her so much.
496
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,460
♪
497
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,254
[audience applause]
498
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,383
KIM: I'm honestly so surprised
at how much fun I had
499
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,885
because this just isn't me.
500
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,054
Like, this kinda stuff,
usually, makes me nervous.
501
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:09,139
[indistinct chatter]
502
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,725
But then, I just... did it.
503
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,228
Thank you to Lorne Michaels
and the entire cast and crew.
504
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,356
And thank you to Kanye and the rest
of my family for being such good sports.
505
00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:19,650
I love you guys so much.
Good night!
506
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:23,111
It was such an amazing experience.
Like, euphoric.
507
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,657
WOMAN: Thank you, everybody. Good night.
Great job, Kim.
508
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,575
KIM: Hi!
[people cheering]
509
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,619
- You [bleep] killed it!
510
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:32,246
SIMON:
Oh my god, you were so calm.
511
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,830
Opening monologue was insane.
512
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,040
- I'm so proud of you!
- Not one hiccup!
513
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,375
- I had so much fun.
514
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,418
- You weren't nervous at all?
KIM: I actually wasn't.
515
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,213
It was shocking because
this just isn't my thing.
516
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:44,007
So, like, acting and all that--
- Oh, I think it's your thing. Oh no.
517
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,427
- There's just so many people,
like, everywhere, and it's this rush,
518
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,555
and I'm just so excited that it's over,
519
00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:52,724
and I didn't mess up one time,
and I just had fun.
520
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,935
What are people saying online?
Was it a good monologue?
521
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,855
- It was incredible!
People went nuts for you!
522
00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,190
You're gonna win an Emmy!
KIM: Oh, stop.
523
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,358
TRACY:
And then, also, people are saying like,
524
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,820
"Damn, I don't wanna like her,
but this shit is [bleep] hilarious."
525
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:08,282
- I handwrote a note to every
single cast member and crew member
526
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:12,411
during my day with SNL stationery,
and I put it on each of their desks, so.
527
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,211
[cheering]
528
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,133
BOWEN YANG:
You're asking me?!
529
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,219
Yeah, can I get one, too?
- Yeah.
530
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:38,729
[indistinct chatter]
- We did it! Let the fun begin!
531
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,148
♪ Big Energy by Latto playing ♪
532
00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,567
♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪
533
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,569
♪ It ain't too many that can handle me ♪
534
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,447
KRIS:
Hi, guys.
535
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,240
- How do you think you did?
How do you think you did?
536
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,659
You were amazing out there, Kim.
- Oh, thank you.
537
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,745
- Amy!
AMY SCHUMER: Heidi Klum!
538
00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:56,079
Heidi Klum!
- How do you think Kim did?
539
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,416
AMY:
It was amazing. She blew my mind.
540
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,878
- Lorne! A success! She was great!
541
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,923
- Good. [inaudible] I saw her.
542
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,342
♪ Bad chick, I could be your fantasy ♪
543
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,844
♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪
544
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,931
♪ Got that real big energy ♪
545
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:18,185
- Let's go Miss Kim.
Kim, you killed it tonight.
546
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,687
[cheering]
547
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:25,234
[inaudible]
[cheering]
548
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,612
KIM: Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Congratulations.
549
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,322
- Thank you. Do you think it went well?
- Did you have fun?
550
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,157
- I thought it went great.
- Okay, good. Good.
551
00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,992
- It's so fun when
you're doing a live show
552
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,162
because then you're also--
Like, one little thing you remember,
553
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,790
you're like, "I wanted that little
thing different, or that thing."
554
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:42,209
- Yeah... Yeah.
- But you don't have the ch--
You can't, you know? Whatever.
555
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,336
- But I thought the whole
thing was fantastic.
556
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,673
- The fact that people that I respect
are saying that it was good,
557
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,591
that just makes me so happy.
558
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,885
'Cause it was so fun.
- You may wanna do it again.
559
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,762
- Well, I hope I'm invited back.
560
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,430
- You will.
- Thank you!
561
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,142
- I was so nervous for her.
562
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,938
- But she is amazing.
I'm so happy for her.
563
00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:06,358
WOMAN:
Kim, oh my god! You were amazing!
564
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,080
- Did you hear that?
565
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,332
I wanna make sure you got what he said.
- Like, like--
566
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,334
- I was funny.
- She was very funny.
567
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,379
- Oh my god.
Like, Chris Rock made my life.
568
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:32,384
Like, I'm not funny, so the fact that
he gave me this crazy compliment.
569
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:36,471
I think he's, like, one of the all-time
funniest people on the planet,
570
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:40,809
so, I'm just, like... dying inside.
571
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,484
- I am honored.
572
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,572
- Wow, guys, thank you.
573
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:56,450
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
574
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,871
- Like, it is fun just
to get to look at you.
575
00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,039
[laughs]
576
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:05,667
It was really so great.
I can't get over it.
577
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,336
- It really was.
- Like, it's really special.
578
00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:16,011
- I'm shocked at how fun it was for me.
- Didn't it go fast?
579
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,639
- It went so fast.
- I learned from it, actually,
580
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:19,723
'cause I was like--
- Really?
581
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,184
- Yeah, I was like, "I really don't
think you should say these--"
582
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:24,019
Like, I just, like, had opinions, ya know,
583
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:28,190
and, and you had the confidence
of, you know, to be like,
584
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,776
"No," like, "This is funny,
and it'll be good for me to say it,"
585
00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:33,278
and it just-- It killed.
I just got to enjoy it.
586
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:37,074
- Oh my god. I'm so thankful for Amy
giving me the best advice ever.
587
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:39,952
She's just such a girl's girl that, like,
588
00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:42,621
wanted to cheer me on,
and wanted me to win.
589
00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,957
And when you have friends
like that in your corner,
590
00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:46,834
that just want you to win,
591
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:51,046
it makes it so amazing
when you do a good job,
592
00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,005
and they're proud of you.
593
00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,132
- Thank you for letting me
be a part of it.
594
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,552
- Oh my god. Oh my god. I love you.
- Oh my god. I love you.
595
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,557
♪
596
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:04,393
♪ Watch out, I'm comin' through ♪
597
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:07,813
♪ Stackin' up a W ♪
598
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,232
♪ On the go, it's nothin' new ♪
599
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,152
- We haven't even talked about SNL.
600
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,154
KHLOÉ: I know,
and I haven't even seen you.
601
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,115
ALEXA: So good. It was so good.
602
00:28:18,115 --> 00:28:19,950
- My mom's flight was at 5:15,
603
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,244
so I was down in the car at 5:15 A.M.,
604
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:23,537
so I never slept.
- Oh my god.
605
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,330
KHLOÉ:
I just got back from New York,
606
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,082
and I'm doing The Ellen Show.
607
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:30,127
This... I did not wake up like this.
608
00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,379
♪
609
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,839
I'm getting my glam done.
610
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,927
- Turn around really quick.
I wanna look at the back of your legs.
611
00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:42,389
- I brought the wrong SKIMS today,
so my SKIMS are too long.
612
00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,266
They're much longer than my dress.
613
00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,977
Is that higher 'cause you do see?
- I see it. Yeah.
614
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:51,523
- So, I need to cut my SKIMS,
and I'm fine cutting them.
615
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,399
I know the owner.
616
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,526
Can somebody, um, cut?
617
00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,407
You're, literally, up my vagina.
618
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,493
- Oh my god.
- Crazy.
619
00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:07,956
- You know, having scissors so close
to my vagina's not really ideal.
620
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,000
It's not really my type of foreplay.
621
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,253
Okay, you're freakin' me out
with scissors right there.
622
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,004
Oh my god.
623
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:16,965
Glam is definitely not always glamorous.
624
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:20,385
You don't wanna go to Disneyland
and see Mickey Mouse with his head off.
625
00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,346
You want the whole character together.
626
00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,766
[knocks on door]
ELLEN DEGENERES: Yo, Khloé.
627
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,684
KHLOÉ: Oh, hey.
- Hi, it's Ellen.
628
00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:29,186
KHLOÉ: How are you?
- Did you know I was here?
629
00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:30,854
KHLOÉ: No.
- Yep, shooting a show.
630
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:33,398
- Nice to meet you.
ELLEN: Good to see-- I was gonna tell you
631
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,900
this feels a little more nighttime.
632
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:38,445
This feels a little more simple, daytime.
- You know what?
633
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,532
You are winning with me all day right now.
ELLEN: Good.
634
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:45,160
- So, what is your role in this weekend?
635
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,870
- I'm not doing anything.
- Okay.
636
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,622
- No, I, I just know that it's happening.
637
00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:51,500
KHLOÉ: I cannot believe
that Travis is proposing to Kourt
638
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,252
in, like, three days.
639
00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:58,090
And we are all keeping Travis
and Kourtney's proposal super hush-hush.
640
00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:00,634
But my mom did tell Ellen,
and that's okay
641
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:03,053
because we know she's
never gonna say anything.
642
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,805
- But I thought he was
doing something on the beach,
643
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,849
and then y'all are gonna surprise
and go into the room,
644
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,059
and so, when she goes back
to the room, you're all in the room.
645
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,895
- I think that's ha-- I think they're
having, like, a romantic something,
646
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:15,691
but I don't think she'll be...
proposed to-- I don't know.
647
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:16,817
- Anyway--
- It's all a blur.
648
00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:17,985
- Yeah.
- The kids love him.
649
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,989
It's gr-- I mean, they're all just
a little punk rock blended family.
650
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,323
It's amazing.
- Yeah.
651
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,159
How's Scott gonna feel about this?
- He's gonna have a hard time,
652
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:30,163
but it's gonna be--
Like, they can't put their life on hold
653
00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:31,874
just to tiptoe around him.
- Yeah.
654
00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,792
No, no, I, I, I don't think so either.
- Yeah.
655
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,085
- I just think that it is gonna be,
656
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:38,255
especially 'cause she said she
didn't wanna get married again, so.
657
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:40,090
- I know.
That's the part that I feel bad about,
658
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,594
but I don't know. Ya snooze, ya lose.
- She's gotta live her life.
659
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,637
Yeah, exactly.
- Yeah.
660
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:47,598
- All right, I'll see ya out there.
KHLOÉ: I'll see you soon.
661
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,099
ELLEN: Bye-bye.
KHLOÉ: Bye.
662
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,644
- Oh gosh, she looks so good.
- So good.
663
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:55,314
- Nobody knows how
crazy it is over at SNL.
664
00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:58,525
They're changing things, like,
seconds before the show.
665
00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:00,319
[laughing]
666
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,823
- They're so cute.
- So cute.
667
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,703
♪
668
00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,538
♪ I'm hot as hell ♪
669
00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,083
♪ I'm a boss ♪
670
00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:17,669
♪ So extra, extra ♪
671
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:21,715
- So, I'm glad that I had
two seconds to talk to you.
672
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:22,883
So, here's the deal.
673
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,760
So, I got a call today from Travis,
674
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,971
and he said he wanted my advice,
and I said, "What's up?"
675
00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:31,683
And he said,
"Well, Kourtney's fertility health."
676
00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,602
- 'Kay.
- "All of a sudden,"
677
00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:37,981
he said, "I wanna talk to you
because now we have all of these eggs,
678
00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:41,026
"and the doctor wants Kourtney
679
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:44,071
to have the egg retrieval on Sunday."
680
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:48,534
Our entire family is planning
this surprise proposal
681
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,118
for Kourtney in Santa Barbara.
682
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:53,830
And now, we find out that she
might have this egg retrieval
683
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,666
on the exact same date.
684
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:56,834
I mean, what are the odds?
685
00:31:56,834 --> 00:32:00,754
He goes, "Do you think
she'll be able to come... to
686
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:03,006
Montecito on Sunday night?"
- Not Sunday night.
687
00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:05,843
- I said, "I don't know."
- No, I've done-- Not Sunday night.
688
00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:08,136
She wants to rest,
and you're not-- you don't feel good,
689
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:10,931
but Monday, you're fine.
- So, he has to do it on the 17th.
690
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,516
That's the whole point of all of this...
691
00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:14,017
- Oh.
- ...is that it's their anniversary.
692
00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,103
- 'Kay.
- And this throws a whole wrench
693
00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:17,980
in the whole-- He's beside himself.
694
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,482
- So, check. Sunday, it's happening.
695
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,150
- Okay, okay.
- Right? Now,
696
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,237
what is pending is the location.
697
00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,574
Why don't we just override it all and say,
698
00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:31,243
"This is getting too choppy.
Let's do it in Calabasas."
699
00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:32,327
- Yes.
700
00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,746
KHLOÉ:
If Kourtney is getting her egg retrieval
701
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,834
and doesn't feel well enough
to go to Santa Barbara the same day,
702
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:41,795
I just wanna throw out other ideas.
703
00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,922
At least there's gonna be backup where
704
00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:46,633
the engagement can still
happen on their anniversary.
705
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,968
[line ringing]
706
00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,511
TRAVIS BARKER [on phone]: Can you hear me?
KRIS: Yeah.
707
00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:50,971
Can you talk?
TRAVIS: Yeah.
708
00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,265
- Okay, so I'm sitting here with Khloé.
709
00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,350
KHLOÉ: Hi, Trav.
TRAVIS: Okay. Hi.
710
00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:59,605
- And so, I was telling her
the update about the egg retrieval.
711
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:03,025
TRAVIS: Yeah.
- So, I think since there's
so much up in the air,
712
00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:05,569
I think we just narrow
it down to Calabasas.
713
00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:11,575
TRAVIS: I haven't thought about it
happening anywhere but the beach.
714
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:15,579
I was just-- O-On the beach,
I was just thinking, like,
715
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:20,000
very cool, like, designs in the sand.
Like a heart, like a T and a K.
716
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:21,835
- Okay.
717
00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,838
TRAVIS: I always get her tons of tulips.
Like, that's what I usually get.
718
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:26,590
- Um, okay.
719
00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:28,133
- I want your vision to come to life,
720
00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:31,595
and I think, maybe, just
narrow it down to Calabasas.
721
00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,972
It's not a bad backup, is all I'm saying.
722
00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:34,973
TRAVIS: Yeah, yeah.
723
00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:36,350
- All right, let us know.
TRAVIS: I will.
724
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,309
- 'Kay.
725
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:39,061
It's Friday right now.
726
00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:41,355
The proposal is Sunday.
727
00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:44,149
My mom and I know
that Travis has his plan.
728
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:47,569
He knows what he's doing,
but he's a little more spontaneous.
729
00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:51,823
My mom and I operate
by a militant, crazy-ass schedule,
730
00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:54,117
so... we need a plan.
731
00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:58,413
What's happening at 8? 8:02? 8:03?
Like, we need an agenda.
732
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,832
At least let's nail down the location.
733
00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:03,293
Like, I can't.
I'm literally getting hives.
734
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,795
Let us know tomorrow.
735
00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:05,712
TRAVIS: Okay.
- Okay.
736
00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:07,297
- Ciao.
737
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,632
[exhales]
738
00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:11,677
- I just have to have faith
and a beta-blocker
739
00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:13,554
that Travis is gonna take care of it.
740
00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:16,557
- I don't know if the engagement'll
happen on Sunday.
741
00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,103
♪
742
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,146
♪ Let's go ♪
743
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,195
- Would you like some food?
KRIS: Huh?
744
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:31,196
- You want somethin' to eat?
745
00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:34,533
- What do you know how to cook?
What's your specialty?
746
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,535
- I'm never gonna tell you
'cause I don't like to cook.
747
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,037
- You've gotta be able to cook something.
748
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:41,623
- I can cook everything,
but I don't wanna cook.
749
00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:44,376
I'm a eater.
That's why I'm Chub Rockster.
750
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,211
- Like, if you had to cook,
751
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,964
and we were in the middle of COVID--
752
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,465
- You wanna know?
- Yeah.
753
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,009
What would you cook?
- Peanut butter and jelly.
754
00:34:52,009 --> 00:34:54,386
- Peanut butter and jelly?
That's not--
755
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,723
That's spreading stuff around
on a piece of bread.
756
00:34:57,723 --> 00:34:59,349
[phone ringing]
757
00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,019
Hey, Trav.
758
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:03,687
TRAVIS [on phone]:
Hi. How are you?
759
00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:06,398
- Hi. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm sitting here with Corey.
760
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,608
- How is New York?
761
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:10,152
TRAVIS:
Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing.
762
00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:14,198
I just got the best news, too.
We went, um, we went to the doctor,
763
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:17,826
and we're not doing
egg retrieval until Tuesday,
764
00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:21,246
so Sunday is literally meant to be.
765
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:25,792
- Oh my god. That's the best!
- Nice. I'm excited for you, man.
766
00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,879
TRAVIS: Yeah, it'll happen,
like, on our anniversary,
767
00:35:28,879 --> 00:35:30,839
which is the most amazing news ever.
768
00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:32,799
- Oh my god. Are you nervous?
769
00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:36,345
TRAVIS: I'm not, but I know, like,
things I wanna say to her,
770
00:35:36,345 --> 00:35:39,223
but I-- and I've said them
a million times to her,
771
00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:41,600
but saying them at that moment,
772
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:46,230
is probably gonna be the most
nerve-wracking thing ever.
773
00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:49,566
Yeah, I'm gonna send you this, like,
little note that I made in my iPhone
774
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,818
of what I plan on saying to her.
775
00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:53,320
- Oh my god. You have to.
776
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,572
TRAVIS: I'll touch base with you guys
as soon as we land.
777
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,535
- Okay, all right.
Well, have a safe flight, and don't...
778
00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:01,703
- Travel safe, man.
- ...don't lose the ring.
779
00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:02,996
[laughing]
TRAVIS: Never, never.
780
00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,374
I'm gonna protect it
at all costs, trust me.
781
00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:07,042
COREY: Good.
- All right, love you guys.
782
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,211
- Okay, love you, too.
- All right, bro. Love you. Peace.
783
00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:10,254
TRAVIS: Bye.
784
00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:11,964
[chuckles]
[phone dings]
785
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:14,341
- Oh, look what he-- Look at this.
786
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,719
"A year ago today,
I fell in love with you.
787
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,138
One night with you was all it took."
788
00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,516
Aww.
789
00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:25,894
Why am I crying?
790
00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,729
- Because you love to cry, babe.
- "You've been
791
00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:31,066
one of my best friends for years."
- Oh.
792
00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:34,319
- "I've admired you
and adored you for so long.
793
00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,488
"You're the love of my life.
794
00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,741
"Kourtney... I wanna spend
795
00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:43,370
"the rest... of it with you.
796
00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:45,330
Will you marry me?"
797
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,791
Aww.
- What part of this got cryin' into it?
798
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,751
What's happenin'?
- I don't know. It's just--
799
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,920
That's what girls do when
things like this are happening.
800
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,422
- I've, I've never seen
801
00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,757
this much crying, babe.
[laughing]
802
00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:59,595
- This is the most tender
thing I have ever read,
803
00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:02,139
and it's bringing me to tears.
804
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:05,058
I can't help it. I'm a crier.
What can I say?
805
00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:08,896
- You gon' be, you gon' be
dehydrated from all the damn crying.
806
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,981
Do I need to get you some water?
[Kris laughing]
807
00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:15,360
- I have had so much anxiety
over this location, this date,
808
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,653
everything that's happening,
809
00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:20,699
and I'm just so relieved that
everything's organized, settled.
810
00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,284
We have a date. We have a plan.
811
00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,661
We know where we're going
and we know when.
812
00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:27,539
KYLIE [on phone]: Hello.
KRIS: Hi.
813
00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:28,957
KYLIE: Hey.
814
00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:32,002
- So, I just heard from Travis,
and him and Kourtney
815
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:34,171
are on their way back from New York,
816
00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:37,090
and they don't have to do
the egg retrieval until Tuesday,
817
00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:38,967
so we're all set for Sunday.
818
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,344
We're golden.
819
00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:42,763
KIM [on phone]: Okay, amazing.
KYLIE: Okay, cool.
820
00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:44,014
KENDALL [on phone]:
Okay, I'll be there.
821
00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:47,226
KHLOÉ [on phone]: We needed this answer,
so we're back on, people.
822
00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:50,270
- It's on and poppin'. Roses and love.
823
00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:52,189
- Woo!
824
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,733
♪
825
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,443
♪ I get what I want ♪
826
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,570
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
827
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,405
♪ What you waiting for ♪
828
00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,241
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
829
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,034
♪ I get what I want ♪
830
00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,119
KENDALL:
Ready, Freddy?
831
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,039
Oh, shit.
I forgot it was pink in here.
832
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,041
No, no, no, literally, this is insane.
833
00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:15,337
Today is the day Travis
is proposing to Kourtney.
834
00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:16,922
We are so excited.
835
00:38:16,922 --> 00:38:20,425
We're on our way to Santa Barbara,
and my family's right behind us.
836
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:23,262
Um, do you know where you're going?
837
00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,849
- Um, I have no idea.
I was just going to In-N-Out.
838
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:33,021
- What did you just say?
- I'm gonna get a Coke.
839
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:35,399
- Oh.
- Or a Dr. Pepper.
840
00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,484
- I didn't hear. It sounded like mumble.
841
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:42,906
- I'm gonna get cheese fries...
and a single cheeseburger.
842
00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:46,451
- Not a double.
- No.
843
00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:50,289
- I kinda want a double. Is that a lot?
- [bleep]. If you're gonna get a double,
844
00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:51,915
then--
- I mean, you've got two people to feed.
845
00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:53,959
- I know.
846
00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:55,544
- And you know what?
- [bleep] it.
847
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,129
- Um, it's a Sunday, Kylie.
- 'Kay.
848
00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,256
- It's a Sunday. We're gonna go crazy.
849
00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,885
- I need my snacks.
Do you have my snacks anywhere?
850
00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,678
- Snacks?
- I always have snacks in the car.
851
00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,972
- Oh.
- Do we see snacks? My snacks?
852
00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:09,141
- Um, I don't think so.
853
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:12,519
Kylie, we're at the food place.
- I know, but I think I'm gonna throw up.
854
00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:13,353
- Seriously?
855
00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,855
- I don't know.
I'm getting a little nauseous.
856
00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:18,859
- Okay, um. Yeah, I see your snacks. Here.
857
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,617
[exhales]
858
00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:29,870
CASHIER: Hi, how are you?
- Hello.
859
00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:33,498
CASHIER: What can I get you?
- Can I get a double-double cheeseburger
860
00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:36,502
with just spread
and grilled onions, please?
861
00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:37,586
CASHIER:
Okay.
862
00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:39,922
- And--
- Wow. Same thing for me.
863
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,633
Okay, so should we just
sit in the, the thing and eat?
864
00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:45,719
- Of course! What'd you think
I was gonna [bleep] drive and eat?
865
00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:50,098
[all chattering]
866
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,059
- Hi, guys.
867
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,143
- Hi.
- Hello.
868
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:58,232
- How are you? I love that dress.
- Good. It's one of my 65 looks.
869
00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:00,817
Okay, so, I think we're all set,
870
00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:03,570
but can I tell you
my biggest fear right now?
- Yeah.
871
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,615
- Is that we're all gonna
run into them on the freeway.
872
00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:11,328
KYLIE:
I'm so excited about today.
873
00:40:11,328 --> 00:40:13,038
- I love love, so.
874
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:14,581
- I love love.
875
00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,208
I love Travis.
876
00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:20,462
- I just love that they
were friends for so long
877
00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:24,049
before making it, like, a thing.
878
00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,509
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
879
00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:29,638
So, I feel like they have
a really solid friendship foundation...
880
00:40:29,638 --> 00:40:31,682
- I agree.
- ...which is super important.
881
00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:36,562
I just love how, like, calm,
and, like, easygoing,
882
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:38,397
and, like, I don't know.
883
00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:40,649
I just feel like he doesn't
seem like a stressor,
884
00:40:40,649 --> 00:40:43,402
whereas Kourtney can, kind of,
be, kind of, you know, a stressor,
885
00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:46,613
so I feel like that balances
them out or something.
886
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,615
I just think they're
a really good match.
887
00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:51,285
- Yeah, and he wants us to be involved,
888
00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:54,204
which I like, too.
- Yeah. Exactly.
889
00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:57,457
I am happy that Travis
is gonna be my new brother-in-law.
890
00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,126
I've always really, really liked him,
891
00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:02,045
even when they were just friends
for a few years before.
892
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,672
He was always very kind,
893
00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:07,467
and, um, really cool
with our family and all the kids.
894
00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:11,054
KYLIE: I wonder if Scott knows.
KENDALL: I know. I--
895
00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,890
Like, it worries me sometimes
896
00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:16,602
because I just don't know how
stable he is right now. Do you?
897
00:41:16,602 --> 00:41:18,187
Like, I haven't spoken to him...
- Mm-mm.
898
00:41:18,187 --> 00:41:23,692
- ...on that sort of a level in a long
time so I don't know where he's at,
899
00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:26,862
and with his, like, mental health.
900
00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:32,659
- And Kourtney obviously has to continue
to, you know, live her life and be happy.
901
00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:34,077
- Of course.
902
00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:37,915
[phone ringing]
- It's Mindy.
903
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:39,833
Hi.
904
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,336
MINDY WEISS [on phone]:
He's 33 minutes out.
905
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,172
- Wait, he's gonna get
there in 33 minutes?
906
00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,173
MINDY: Yeah.
907
00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:48,800
- Okay, let me call Kendall and Kylie
and see where they are,
908
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,885
and then I'll call you back.
909
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,720
[phone ringing]
910
00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:54,932
KENDALL [on phone]: Hey.
- Hey, um, are you guys driving?
911
00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:57,768
- Yeah.
- Is Kylie driving her car?
912
00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:58,810
KENDALL:
Yeah, why?
913
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:02,147
- I'm just worried that they're gonna
see you guys on the freeway.
914
00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:03,607
- Well, where are they?
915
00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:06,485
- They are 33 minutes away from the hotel.
916
00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:07,486
- What?!
917
00:42:07,486 --> 00:42:12,407
- Oh, so we're close to them...
We're 34, we're 34 minutes away.
918
00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,284
- Oh my god!
919
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,662
- I don't know if we should
speed up or slow down.
920
00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:20,499
If they're 33 minutes and we're--
Well, we're 33 now, too.
921
00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:21,917
My mom would be so pissed if
922
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,919
Kylie and I were the ones
to ruin the surprise.
923
00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:25,003
I'd be upset, too.
924
00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,755
We're tryin' to figure this out.
We're a little freaked out.
925
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:30,175
- You guys get off on the same exit,
and it's a red light, you're screwed.
926
00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:31,844
You'll be at the same exit.
927
00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:33,720
We should've thought
this out a little bit better,
928
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:37,891
and planned to, like, not be in our cars,
and just be a little bit more discreet.
929
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,351
Someone's gonna see someone.
930
00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:42,229
Kendall and Kylie are gonna
get there at the same exact time
931
00:42:42,229 --> 00:42:43,939
as Kourtney and Travis
are gonna get there,
932
00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:45,399
and that cannot happen.
933
00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:47,401
- We pull up right behind them.
934
00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:51,780
- And they know where--
- "What're you guys doing here?"
935
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:52,781
- Oh, shit.
936
00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:53,991
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
937
00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:54,992
ALL:
Oh, shit.
938
00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,871
KIM:
Next on The Kardashians...
939
00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:02,332
- The minute that sun goes down,
it's showtime.
940
00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:03,959
- Where is he doing it?
KRIS: On the beach.
941
00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:06,628
- It's perfect. He's super romantic.
942
00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:08,797
[cheering]
943
00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,800
- This makes me so happy.
Cheers, you guys.
944
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,635
ALL:
Cheers.
945
00:43:13,635 --> 00:43:15,012
- I know Scott knows.
946
00:43:15,012 --> 00:43:18,640
- Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott?
'Cause it doesn't feel like you do.
947
00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:21,101
- How do they feel about everything?
948
00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:24,396
- They were upset. They didn't understand
why they weren't there.
949
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:25,898
Hopefully, they're invited to the wedding.
950
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,692
Am I invited to the wedding?
- I don't know.
951
00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:32,905
- Doing my egg retrieval on Tuesday.
952
00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:33,989
WOMAN:
They need a baby.
953
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:37,034
DOCTOR: Well, there's a follicle here,
but it looks old.
954
00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:39,369
Very unlikely to get a mature egg.
955
00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:44,082
- All we need is one good egg,
and now, it's just in God's hands.
956
00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:48,045
♪ Watch me shine ♪
957
00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:50,923
♪ Watch me rise ♪
958
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,342
♪ Underneath the lights ♪
959
00:43:54,259 --> 00:43:56,261
♪ Glowin' up so bright ♪
960
00:43:57,513 --> 00:43:59,515
♪ It's my time ♪
961
00:44:00,349 --> 00:44:02,351
♪ It's my life ♪
962
00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:04,937
♪ Ready, set, ignite ♪
963
00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:09,107
♪ Watch me shine ♪
964
00:44:11,902 --> 00:44:13,904
♪ Watch me shine ♪
965
00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:22,079
♪ Watch me shine ♪
966
00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,834
♪ Watch me shine ♪
967
00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,007
♪ Watch me shine ♪