♪
KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...
[audience applause]
KIM: I'm excited to be here tonight
to show you guys that I'm so much more than just a pretty face.
[laughter]
[all chattering]
- Opening monologue was insane.
TRAVIS BARKER [on phone]: Like I told your mom,
I'm madly in love with Kourtney,
and [inaudible] to propose to her. - Oh my god. I'm gonna cry.
KRIS: My biggest fear right now
is that we're all gonna run into them on the freeway.
[on phone] Is Kylie driving her car? KENDALL: Yeah, why?
KRIS: I'm just worried that they're gonna see you guys on the freeway.
They are 33 minutes away from the hotel. - What?!
- Oh, so we're close to them.
I don't know if we should speed up or slow down.
- Oh, shit.
ALL: Oh, shit.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
♪ Let's go, I got things to do, got places to go ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
KYLIE: They're not gonna see me. I don't see them anywhere.
KENDALL: I'm looking around.
This is so scary. I feel like I'm being chased.
COREY: Get off the highway. KRIS: You could also get off the highway
for 10 minutes and sit there, and then get back on the highway.
Today, my oldest daughter is getting engaged.
If this surprise gets ruined, I am gonna be so upset.
Heads are gonna fly.
- Yeah, 'cause if you guys get off on the same exit
and it's a red light, you're screwed.
You'll be at the same exit.
KRIS: We all live in Calabasas,
and we're all traveling to Santa Barbara at the same time,
so the chances of us running into each other are,
you know, pretty good.
KYLIE: We're gonna get off and get some ice cream or something.
- Okay, bye.
♪ tense music playing ♪
- Kendall and Kylie are ahead of us.
Tristan and Khloé are behind us.
So, wait, have we forgotten about anybody? Oh, Simon and Phil.
SIMON HUCK [on phone]: Hi. - Hi. Where are you?
- I'm 30 minutes away.
- Slow down a little bit
'cause I think they're, like, probably, 20 minutes away.
Can you believe this?
- No, no, no. I'm freaking out. They're so perfect for each other.
I'm just-- I have goosebumps. Like, it doesn't feel real.
It's just like this perfect romance.
- This is their anniversary of the first night they ever hooked up.
And so, And so--
COREY: Sound like we are celebratin' their sex. KRIS: We're celebrating sex.
KRIS: Okay, talk soon. 'Kay, bye. - Okay, guys.
- Wait, did we ever figure out how to get the kids here?
Penelope and Mason and everyone, or no?
- It was just no way to get that whole thing dialed in.
And then, at the last minute,
Kourtney told Travis that Penelope wasn't feeling well.
- Are his kids here? - Yeah.
- His kids are gonna come because they're older.
- Yeah. - And I don't think he, you know--
I'm not sure if we-- any of us know how they're exactly gonna react.
I think it's her decision to break it to her kids the way she wants.
♪
Hi.
So, we're at the Rosewood Miramar Hotel,
and I know how excited Kourtney's going to be,
and Travis knows how much she loves being by the ocean.
Look at this table!
KIM: That is so pretty.
- I feel responsible for pulling everybody together,
and my nerves are shattered.
I'm sitting on pins and needles.
The minute that sun goes down... it's showtime.
- I am so excited for Kourtney and Travis.
It feels like she's waited a really long time
for this kind of happiness and she deserves it.
SIMON: Kris, did he call you first? Like, who, who did--
KRIS: He came over-- - Okay.
- to my house when I was in Palm Springs,
and asked for her hand in marriage.
And I was crying.
And then he said that he went to her dad's grave... and asked him.
SIMON: So incredible. - And I-- Yeah, it was, kind of, s--
KIM: Okay, don't cry.
KRIS: There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about Robert,
and the fact that Travis has so much respect
for Robert, and for Kourtney, and for all of us means everything.
It's so amazing.
KIM: I know this shouldn't be our focus tonight,
but Scott is going to lose his [bleep] mind. - Yeah.
I mean, he had years, years. - Years, years.
- And he was coming to the birthday parties,
and the family events, and all the holiday events,
and she never had a serious boyfriend that would ever get in the way of that.
Now, with a husband, that changes the whole story.
- I don't think they're gonna wait too long to get married.
If I was to guess-- SIMON: Yeah.
- they're gonna fast track.
KIM: He already knew that they were trying for a baby.
KRIS/SIMON: Yeah. - To me, a baby, you're stuck for life.
Marriages come and go. No offense, guys. [laughs] - Yeah... yeah. No, no, no.
- Take it from me.
[laughing] And good luck at your wedding.
I believe in love.
That's why, hopefully, there'll be just one more wedding for me.
Fourth time's a charm. [laughing]
♪
KHLOÉ: Tristan flew in for this proposal.
This was something he was not going to miss.
- We're good. We're, actually, in a really good place.
We just got back together.
He's been going to therapy a lot.
There's just been a lot of... effort on his part.
Okay. - How was SNL with Kim in New York?
- Oh my god. She was so fantastic.
- She killed it, huh? - Yeah, but I didn't doubt that for a second.
It's so fun when Tristan's here. I mean, he's a great father.
True has her routines,
and she loves having them with both of her parents,
and it's so great to see that joy on her face.
- So, you only like the frosting?
You don't like the, the cookie part?
Maybe you should just give her a pint of, uh... frosting.
- When we broke up, I learned how well him and I got along,
and what good friends we are, and what good partners we are.
And I have a lot of hope, and faith, and optimism
for our future... together.
KRIS: Hi! MAN: Surprise!
- So happy to see you.
How long are you here for? Do you have a game tomorrow?
TRISTAN: I have practice tomorrow morning.
TRISTAN: Uh, got in last night, so surprised Khloé and True.
They didn't know.
- Yeah, surprise, yeah. Lots of surprises. Yeah, so.
- Uh... nah.
- Not yet. - [laughs] You're next, Tristan.
Figure it out.
And if we could just use the same hotel, that would be great.
- Exactly, right? It's set up.
♪
KRIS: Simon, I need you to keep your eye on the sunset.
- Where is he doing it?
KRIS: On the beach. SIMON: On the beach.
KRIS: He's gonna go out onto the beach
and, supposedly, propose at that very moment.
SIMON: Do you think she has any idea?
KHLOÉ: No. SIMON: No, right?
KHLOÉ: Not a clue. I know she doesn't.
KIM: Hi, guys.
- I wanna introduce you to your new brothers and sisters.
Aren't they cute?
KIM: They're not our brothers and sisters. KRIS: Oh, they're not?
- They're my nieces and nephews.
You're their grandmother. KRIS: Oh my god!
How many grandchildren do I have now?
KHLOÉ: Four thousand. [laughing]
- So, uh, do you guys think you have the coolest aunts or what?
Who's your favorite aunt?
[all laughing]
- The Kardashian family and the Barker family
blending together is not anything weird or uncomfortable for us.
I mean, we have been blending families for years.
We've been next-door neighbors for years.
We have barbecues together.
We just hang out with one another, so it's not weird for us to be integrated.
The best thing about your new grandmother,
she's a great gift giver. - Oh, big gifts.
KHLOÉ/SIMON: Big gifts. - Big, big, big.
- He just turned 18.
- So, he'll need a car. - Oh... is that, like, a car?
[laughing]
KHLOÉ: A condo in Beverly Hills, maybe.
- Oh my god. - Yeah.
KHLOÉ: Welcome to the family, guys.
- Guys, I think we have less than 10 minutes.
- It's 6:05.
KRIS: I know. It's supposed to be, like, 6:16.
- Oh my god. - I am freaking out, you guys.
SIMON: What if she's running late, though? I mean, like...
- I'll kill her, I'll kill her. - ...she's not really a schedule person.
Yeah. - I'll kill her.
I feel like it's any minute she's gonna be engaged.
Come on, everybody. Let's go inside the house.
This is making me super nervous.
♪
- We have to shut the door. Shut the drapes.
- We have to shut the door. We gotta shut the drapes.
So, guys, your, your dad
isn't the kinda dad that would forget the ring, right?
- Like, are we organized?
- You think he's got the ring? LANDON: Yeah.
- Okay.
- We were saying, like, is it probably better that Mason and P and Reign
weren't here 'cause they're just so young?
- I think they're too young.
- Listen, for us to have to lie to Scott,
and get them here under false pretenses would've been really hard for all of us.
So, you know what? This is the right thing to do.
And they're all adults... basically, so that's the way I feel about it.
Oh, he's gonna call me and yell at me, but it's not our problem.
Who is that? - Mindy... "10 minutes!
I will video... for you if I can. Leaving the room now."
SIMON: Oh my god. It's happening. - You guys, it's happening.
♪ You by Benny Blanco, Marshmello, and Vance Joy playing ♪
♪ In the moments when I hear my voice ♪
♪ But don't feel like myself ♪
♪ Wish I could hold you, it's only you ♪
♪ Oh, you, only you ♪
♪ When the night is over out of all the places I could choose ♪
♪ I go to you, only you ♪
♪ Feel you're just below the surface, darling ♪
♪ All I wanna do is go to you ♪
KOURTNEY: I feel like I'm living in a fairy tale.
I couldn't have dreamed of anything more perfect.
I've never in my whole life dreamt of getting married
until Travis
and until this relationship.
- Ahh!
- Who got this?! KHLOÉ: Let me see!
[indistinct yelling]
- Ahh! They're on the beach in the flowers!
♪ I go to you ♪
[phone ringing] - [gasps] Hold on, everybody!
Hey, Mindy.
Did she say yes?
MINDY WEISS [on phone]: She did.
- Yay! [cheering]
- Was that even a question? - It was never a question.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
Okay, so, I think what we do--
This is what I think... They're gonna come around the corner.
They're gonna walk into this suite.
They're gonna think it's just for them.
The 14 seats that are placed for dinner.
We'll stand up before,
and when they walk in, we'll all go, "Surprise!"
Don't you think? SIMON: 100%.
- Surprise! KIM: Or no, let's say, "Congrats!"
- Yeah, congrats. KIM: Yeah.
- Congrats? KIM: It's not a surprise party.
- Yeah. - Well, it, kind of, is.
Okay... Congrats it is.
KHLOÉ: They're on their way, so we all have to be quiet.
[shushing]
♪
KHLOÉ: They're on their way,
and I want them to get, like, a real surprise.
♪
ALL: Congrats!
[yelling]
[all chattering]
- Congratulations... I'm so happy for you. TRAVIS: Thank you for all your help, too.
- Oh my god. So happy! You did it! - It was so hard to talk.
KIM: Can we see the ring? KRIS: Did you think we were here?
- No, but I-- Just when I heard the cheering.
ALL: Oh my god!
KOURTNEY: I'm, kind of, like, in shock,
and I'm also telling myself, like, "Don't be nervous.
This is one of the best moments of your life."
KIM: Were you really surprised? KOURTNEY: Yes.
I thought we were coming to the beach to watch True Romance,
and have, like-- I thought he was gonna have a screen,
and then I was like, "What are all these flowers?"
SIMON: Did you get-- Were you nervous? - Yeah, I just had certain things
I wanted to say. You know what I mean? - Say, right, right. Yeah, yeah.
You wanted to get it right. KOURTNEY: And he-- And I feel like he wasn't really saying them.
Guys, I've never had him not be able to speak to me.
Like... Like he could not speak. [laughing]
- Well, I just had certain things I wanted to say.
I had to like breathe and all that stuff.
KOURTNEY: I love you. [cheering]
The way... that Travis proposed,
like, it does say a lot about who he is.
He's super romantic.
It's perfect, like, because he did it.
- I'm so happy for my baby, my firstborn. - Thank you, Mom.
KRIS: This makes my heart really full.
I'm happy for you. - Thank you, Mom.
- I just can't be... happier than I am right now.
The joy that it gave him to do this with you,
and how much he loves you.
I will never get over how sweet he was,
and I just want you to know that I'm so happy for you.
And I know how long you waited for this, and I loved every single moment with you.
And what you did to make it happen will always be in my heart.
He came to Palm Springs, and he asked for your hand in marriage.
Okay, you can stop kissing for a second. - Really?
[laughing] When d-- When did you go to Palm Springs?
KRIS: You know, when your firstborn gets engaged,
nothing can be more special.
- Did you guys hear that? - We heard it.
- No, that is really special.
[laughing] Apparently, that's really true.
KRIS: Sorry, guys.
All I've ever wanted for Kourtney is to be happy,
and find her person,
and live her life
to the fullest extent that she can live it
with such happiness.
And she is in that place right now.
Here we go. - Congratulations!
KRIS: I say we sit down and have dinner.
What do you guys say? - Let's do it!
♪
KOURTNEY: So, you like the white better?
- I'm always a happy drinker if I'm on champagne.
- I mean, you know, Khloé gets aggressive.
- Vodka's what makes me aggressive.
- No, you attacked Kendall.
- Because I know she is a [bleep] wrestler,
so don't let the skinny bitch fool you 'cause she will take you down.
- Kendall will arm wrestle anyone here.
- Kendall will [bleep] you up.
- Does anyone here think they could beat Kendall?
KHLOÉ: I'll put money on it.
- Oh, Landon, come on. What?
KHLOÉ: Oh, Kendall's up now!
- This is how you get into the family, baby. - Where do I sit?
- This the intro.
KENDALL: It's that I'm quick with it.
They're like, "One, two, three, go," and on "go," I'm--
You know, that's my strategy.
But, like, I don't wanna say too much
'cause I don't wanna give up all my secrets.
- One, two, three, go! [screaming] Go!
Come on! Come on! [screaming]
[indistinct screaming]
- I gave up!
- It's a tie!
- We're literally the same. KIM: Neither one of you won!
TRAVIS: Landon. [laughs]
- Yeah, good job.
I'm also just... powerful.
- That's all you need. That's, that's, that's, that's a victory.
- Wait, have you told your dad? KOURTNEY: No.
- Do you know the first time he met Kourtney it was at my house
and he-- afterwards, he woke me up in the middle of the night to say,
um, Kourtney reminds him a lot of my mom.
ALL: Aww. TRAVIS: She was really sweet,
who passed away when I was, like, 13.
- Travis is one of the sweetest guys I have ever met.
Not only is he one of the most famous drummers
in one of the most famous bands in the world,
but the flip side is he's the greatest dad,
and the kindest human, and he's just amazing.
RANDY BARKER [on phone]: Hello. TRAVIS: Hi, pal.
I asked Kourtney to marry me.
KOURTNEY: He got me this, this beautiful ring.
- Well, congratulations.
- Thank you. - Thank you, pal. Love you.
- Love you, too.
KOURTNEY: How do I tell my kids?
I feel like I need to tell them now
'cause they're gonna see it on the internet. COREY: No, no.
You, probably, should go in private-- - I would go in private.
They're younger than Travis's kids.
Go in the other room-- - Oh shoot. I got missed calls from P--
KHLOÉ: Uh-oh. - so I should go call her.
- Yeah, go call her. KOURTNEY: Okay.
I'll be back.
[FaceTime ringing]
P! How's my girl?
Do you wanna know what my surprise was?
PENELOPE [on phone]: What?
KOURTNEY: We got engaged.
- Look it! Mom got a ring. [Penelope crying]
- Is that upsetting? - Penelope, why are you sad, baby?
- I feel bad for P.
Penelope took it hard. I think it's a big change for her.
And even though she loves Travis, I think she doesn't know what that means.
You know, like, is that taking me away?
Is it-- I think she just doesn't know what it means.
Reign, guess what? REIGN [on phone]: What?
- Mom and Travis got engaged . REIGN [on phone]: What does that mean?
- It means he proposed and gave me a ring.
REIGN: Not exciting! [laughs]
- I do wish that my kids were here.
I think it would've made them feel more included in the decision, kind of,
and, like, part of the surprise.
Penelope didn't go so well. Reign was fine.
I know that my mom made that decision,
and it, probably, wasn't her best.
- So, do you regret us not having 'em here,
or you think that would've been hard?
- No, I think it would've been harder to have them here. - Really?
Or I was like, "Is it better?" - No.
- Really? - They need to process it--
- Tried to call Mason twice. Do I text him?
- Yes, say "call me."
KHLOÉ: I know Scott knows.
And we-- - I think it was the right thing.
- I agree.
- What the hell? You're gonna have a sister meeting
five feet away and not tell me?
I have to find out like this?
- Penelope was just really crying. - Penelope's upset.
KYLIE: I heard it.
KHLOÉ: I think they think they're losing their dad.
I don't think they think-- - Oh.
- they're losing their mom. - Yeah.
KHLOÉ: They think-- - Yeah.
KHLOÉ: their dad is gone, and you're replacing him.
When you're a kid, you think you have to pick one.
- Mm-hm. - So, P's reaction is understandably okay,
but there's nothing wrong with Travis.
It's the same way how you felt a-about Bruce,
and there was nothing wrong with Bruce.
- Once my dad was accepting of Bruce,
it felt like I could take a deep breath,
and, like, be friendly with Bruce, and get along with him and not feel bad.
I think that it's really important for Scott
to, like, be accepting of my-- of our relationship,
so that the kids can feel good.
- I haven't spoken to you about, like--
Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott?
Like, do you have sympathy for the position that he's in at all?
- Yeah. - 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do,
just as an outsider. KOURTNEY: No, I do.
But then, there's things like,
sometimes-- KIM: He also's had, like, five, six years to, like,
get over this, and-- KENDALL: Of course,
but it's always going to sting.
KOURTNEY: You know, I'm sensitive
to him and his feelings,
and I communicate with him about the kids, and I make sure that he's good.
But beyond that, I just got engaged,
and I wanna, like, be happy, and be in... the moment,
and I just don't think that this moment is about Scott.
- It doesn't matter how long-- - But, guys,
are we so [bleep] crazy that we're talking about--
Can we talk about this tomorrow, and let them enjoy their night out there?
♪
♪ Burn it down so you can start again ♪
♪
♪ Unbreakable ♪
- Hi! I was like, "What glam is here?"
Travis told me not to glam, so... Were you guys hiding in here?
Of course, my mom and sisters think of everything,
and they knew that I wasn't gonna be in glam.
They, of course, had glam waiting for me in case I wanted a little touch-up.
I haven't even talked to you, but I'm doing my egg retrieval on Tuesday.
SIMON: Oh, is that on Tuesday? - Yeah.
SIMON: Okay, so, fingers, toes crossed.
- Yeah. - They need a baby.
KOURTNEY: We need one at the same time as Simon.
- Well, yeah. It's so funny because... in any other circumstance,
I never thought, like, marriage--
I don't-- Not that I never thought it was never important to you.
KOURTNEY: Yeah. Well, no. That's what I just said to him.
I go, "I couldn't even picture a ring." SIMON: Yeah.
- Because I never--
SIMON: You just weren't the girl that talked about
weddings ever-- - Right, and I was never, like,
the one who planned my wedding,
or thought, like, "I'm gonna do this." SIMON: You had no Pinterest board
of how you would do your wedding. - Right, right.
That's why our wedding is gonna be him and I... only.
- Oh, no. People believe in love. KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- That's why you need to have a wedding to celebrate those people.
[laughing] - It's not about you.
- Yeah.
♪
Oh my god.
♪ Let's have fun ♪
[clinking glass]
- All right, guys. I would love to give a toast.
You guys are so in love,
and we've seen such an amazing transformation in our Kourtney.
And to see Travis and his excitement
in picking out a ring, and deciding what he wanted to say,
and asking for your hand in marriage,
not only from me, but
[cries] from your dad,
and just the whole process, and the kids, and all the involvement.
This makes me so happy.
Cheers, you guys. ALL: Cheers.
- I would love to hear, and I don't wanna put anybody on the spot,
but do you kids wanna say anything?
Landon. - So, I'll start off.
I'm a little bit awkward of a person,
but I'll start off. [laughing]
KRIS: We love you! - I'll start off by saying
I have never seen my dad this happy before--
- Aww. - and, um, to keep it short and sweet,
I'm really happy for him, and I know it's gonna last really long,
and be amazing part of our lives and our journey.
ALL: Aww. [cheering]
- Yeah, the best speech of the night!
- Oh my god.
- We're all really so happy for you guys.
- And love always wins. KIM: Always.
♪ I wanna fall in love tonight ♪
- My hope for Kourtney and Travis
is that they live the most amazing, happy, blessed, joyful life.
And... that they get a room.
That's what I hope.
- Yeah! [cheering]
♪ I wanna fall in love tonight ♪
♪
♪ While you're lyin' here next to me ♪
♪ Lookin' in your eyes ♪
♪ It's like I'm right where I'm supposed to be ♪
♪
KIM: This is where North did her big debut in a music video.
- Or your famous meme... Yeah. - Oh, my meme is behind that tree!
I gotta recreate this meme.
These were the exact bushes of the meme.
And North was filming the "Only One" video right here.
And I didn't want her to see me or she'd cry,
so I was literally hiding behind the bushes going... like.
That was the bush. KHLOÉ: That was the bush.
- Just the fact that it's a lifelong meme. - Yeah, no. I love that meme.
How... incredible that Kourt is engaged.
- Oh my god. I'm so happy for them. - Me too.
He was so excited, obviously, but like... to do it,
and how it got pulled off on their
anniversary. - Anniversary, and--
- And how she really didn't know.
She thought they were just there--
'Cause, you know, they go there all the time.
- She's really happy, ya know? - She is beyond.
- That was nice that Tristan flew in.
- Wasn't that? It was so nice.
It's showing me, like, all the effort he's making,
and--
- I feel like he has been making an effort
for a long time, and, like-- - Yeah, for a really long time.
- you haven't wanted to see it, and that's okay.
- I've been through so much with Tristan.
We both have. He's been through a lot as well.
The truth is that we... are always working on ourselves.
We are going to therapy, and, listen, even baby steps are steps,
so I'm just hopin' for a little progress every single day.
I love it's not just talk.
I'm not just, like, believing... everything he's telling me.
He's, actually, showing me. - Yeah.
- You know, I have so much faith and... just, like, hope in our... future.
How are you and Ye?
- He walked out on SNL... like, mid-monologue,
so I haven't talked to him since.
I mean, I married the best rapper of all time,
the richest Black man in America.
When I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing,
his personality. [audience laughing]
He's upset at the fact that I said "the reason I divorced him,"
used the word "divorced."
So, he wished I said the word "filed for divorce."
And he was upset that I also said he was a rapper.
He said, "I'm so much more than a rapper. I can't believe you said rapper."
I never wanna offend anyone, and I never wanna hurt anyone,
but also, that's what this monologue is for.
It was, like, to make a joke.
I made fun of myself. I made fun of... my mom.
I made fun of everything that's personal to me,
and it's all fun and games.
And apparently, it wasn't to him.
I've sat there through so many speeches and things
that have not been the most comfortable for me--
- Uh, yeah. - but that was my partner,
and I stood by him.
I would never embarrass him and walk out and leave. - Not even just speeches.
Strong public stances he's taken in many different areas
that might not be your stance, but you are his-- you were his wife,
and that's what you do.
But how is that fair for you?
- That's the thing. It's, like, when he doesn't get--
He's so used to getting exactly what he wants--
- From every person in any category of life.
- I've never seen anything like it. Good for him.
- Good for him.
- But hey... it's not gonna happen here.
And-- - Well, not anymore.
- Yeah.
We have four kids together.
I always want to have a... good, healthy relationship with him.
But after SNL happened, I, like, felt,
"Okay, I need to now focus on the Bar, and I need to get new energy."
- It's so pretty.
- Yeah... I'll race you.
♪ Got to Love This Feeling by Vanacore Music playing ♪
Ahh!
♪ Free of my disguise ♪
♪
♪ Feel the wind blow on my skin ♪
♪
- Hello? Hi. - Oh no.
- I got you a little gift.
- I got you a gift basket of junk food. It's a feel-good basket.
I wanted to come by and check on Scott, and my niece and my two nephews,
and just make sure everyone is good.
I have no idea what I'm walking into energy-wise,
but... a care package always makes you feel better.
[dog barking] - Come here, Aleah. Come here.
- Oh my goodness.
Oh, she's cute.
SCOTT: This dog goes for $25,000 on the open market.
- Oh, it's peeing. - She's peein' a little.
What do I get?
- You gotta clean the floor. SCOTT: My chips.
Oh, what do you know? My chocolate chips!
Oh, there you go. Get down on it, Khloverton. - Yeah, you're not
leaving... pee on the floor. SCOTT: Get down on it!
Do your thing. You look hot.
I would hire you as, like, a hot maid, topless maids or somethin'.
- 'Kay, well, I wouldn't be topless, so. SCOTT: You'd be bottomless.
- Oh my god.
- So, I'm thinkin' now that Kourt's really, like, finally, uh--
KHLOÉ: Yeah, we're still brother and sister.
- Damnit! - Aww.
SCOTT: Nah, I'm just kidding. I was gonna go for Kim anyway.
- [laughs] Yeah, go.
Why don't you go outside of the fam?
- Don't be ridiculous. It's just weird.
- So, how's it goin'? How've you been?
- I mean, don't get me wrong,
[sighs]
I'll always love your sister.
So, I wasn't that caught off guard.
I mean, I thought that they had already been married,
the way that she was talking... so it wasn't crazy.
Thank God
'cause at another time in my life, if I would've heard that,
life would've been over for me.
- Well. - Thank God.
It does give me a lotta relief that, like, she's happy,
somebody else is taking care of her.
I always felt like that was my fault for breaking up our family.
So, I always felt like I had this responsibility
to be there for her, and take care of her,
and make sure she was all right.
Even though... we weren't together,
I just felt that guilt,
so... it was a lot to handle.
I, kind of, in a selfish way
feel... like a lot has been kinda lifted off of me.
I think, in the end, it's, kind of, a good thing.
I couldn't do the job of being with her.
Whew... So, I salute Travis. Like, he's in for a lotta work.
- What do you mean? With the whole family?
- No, the family's the best part.
Kourtney... is not the simplest
when it comes to... everything.
KHLOÉ: This is just him being snarky.
He's acting out.
I'm not gonna be combative and push back
'cause I-- This is-- It's so clear, it's so transparent.
I get what he's doing.
But... if Kourtney was such a problem,
then why would he wanna be with her for so many years?
Mas, come here!
The only thing that I would suggest to Scott
is that no matter what you guys are feeling,
you put on that smile in front of the kids.
You always let the kids feel love
'cause this has nothing to do with the kids.
- Air hug. Thank you. - Wild animals.
- How do they feel about everything?
- I mean, they were upset.
They didn't understand why
they were watching TikToks of his kids there,
and they weren't there.
Hopefully, they're invited to the wedding.
KHLOÉ: They'll be invited to the wedding. - Am I invited to the wedding?
KHLOÉ: That's up to them. I don't know. - Wow.
- When I asked her about the wedding, she said it was-- none of us were invited.
She said it was gonna-- She was gonna do it alone.
But, listen, she was upset they weren't there either.
SCOTT: Okay, then, they should've been there. - And so, yeah.
- I mean, me personally,
if I got engaged 50 minutes away, I would've just said,
"Someone, just get in the car and drive my kids here."
And P would've been ecstatic. - Yeah.
SCOTT: I mean, we were acting, like, as if the place was 10 hours away.
I can get there in 55 minutes.
- I believe Scott has strong feelings
about the situation, rightfully so.
But I do think some of the things that he's choosing to be upset about
are... just so trivial,
but I'm not gonna invalidate the way he feels.
I mean, if that's how he feels,
or if that's his way of expressing himself,
then... there we are.
- They can have their life.
I just don't wanna be pushed out of family affairs
that include the kids, and things that we normally would do.
- Yeah. SCOTT: And I just don't wanna lose
the dynamic of havin' all of you guys. - And you won't,
and none of us wanna lose that either.
SCOTT: Yeah, I mean-- - So, we just have to find a way
that makes everyone comfortable
in a way 'cause we also-- SCOTT: Right, like,
I definitely think Kourtney and I need to speak about certain things
that she doesn't really want to-- KHLOÉ: Yeah.
- but-- - You two have to talk to find
whatever your new normal is.
And that's for no one else to dictate. SCOTT: Yeah, I agree.
We'll get there. KHLOÉ: Yeah, you will.
- We always do.
- But just know I'm here for you,
and just 'cause you're good today doesn't mean you will tomorrow,
and that's okay. SCOTT: No, not at all.
I get it. - It's okay to not be okay sometimes.
- Oh, trust me. I know... I know. [Khloé chuckles]
- Well, I love you. SCOTT: I love you, too, Khloverton.
♪
♪ Headlights on ♪
♪ Searching for a sign of life ♪
♪ As we go our own way ♪ [ringback tone]
KHLOÉ: I just left Scott's house. KOURTNEY [on phone]: So, how did it go?
- It went well, actually.
I mean, it went better than I thought.
He asked about the kids,
and I did say that Kourt was upset the kids weren't there as well.
- Yeah, me and, and-- Penelope's sitting next to me,
and I-- me and Travis told her today
that he really wanted her there, but that it just wasn't decided on. - Yeah.
I do think you and him need to talk... and don't just, like, avoid it.
- But about what? I don't think we need to.
- Yeah, you do. About, like, what this means for your kids.
I think it's a very understandable conversation. - Yeah.
- I know you don't like any of this type of stuff. - Yeah.
- I don't think you need to tell him your, you know, your--
the ins and outs of your union.
You just need to say the very basic things. - Yeah.
Travis and I don't know what our plans are.
We don't know when we're getting married.
We don't know if we're moving into the same house.
It's not like these big decisions
that are going to affect the kids are, like, known.
You know, I'm sensitive to Scott and his feelings.
Some day, like, we'll all be able to get along.
We have to.
The kids feel it and I think that's the most important thing.
[on phone] Well, I'm having some time with P
before I have to glam for Travis's thing tonight.
- Well, you enjoy P. I don't wanna take your time from her.
- Okay. - Okay, I love you.
- I love you. Okay, bye. - Okay, bye.
♪
♪ Baby, it's my time now, my time now ♪
KOURTNEY: Travis and I had to get up super early
to be in San Diego for an egg retrieval.
And Travis loves taking the tour bus.
There's a bed in the back, and we can watch movies or just chill.
♪ Baby, it's my time now, my time now, my time now ♪
KOURTNEY: Mm-hm. TRAVIS: Where you woke up and I was laying next to you?
KOURTNEY: Mm-hm. - Felt pretty good that night.
KOURTNEY: Mm-hm. TRAVIS: You're super strong.
KOURTNEY: We are super excited
because it's the first time
that Travis and I have made it to an egg retrieval
in six months of doing fertility treatments.
This doctor in San Diego, Dr. Wood, he's the best in the West Coast.
He's just different than all the other doctors.
I do love being a mom.
I think having that experience with Travis would just be incredible.
I know he's a really, really amazing father.
It's one of the reasons that I fell in love with him.
[chuckles] It's like-- glows in the dark.
- Are you gonna stay in that? I think you should.
- Okay, whatever. - Yeah.
- I'm, I'm, basically, just following orders, babe.
- Yeah.
♪
- Hi. DR. SAMUEL WOOD: Good morning!
I love your outfit.
- Thank you. She was wearing the same thing.
KOURTNEY: I'm-- I have a matching one.
[all chuckling]
DR. WOOD: All right, we gotta check and see if we have a follicle.
- Okay. DR. WOOD: Hopefully, we do.
KOURTNEY: Perfect. - All right, you ready?
KOURTNEY: Yes.
DR. WOOD: All right, the big moment.
Let's see. Let me get this set.
We could have almost anything here.
Okay, there's your uterus.
You know, there's a follicle here, but it looks old.
- Okay, that's, kind of, what they said, right, babe?
- Yeah. DR. WOOD: This one is small.
We'll try for these smaller ones as well,
but very unlikely to get a mature egg. - 'Kay.
DR. WOOD: Okay... one more ovary.
Let's see what else there is here.
But much more. Oh my gosh, I am happy.
KOURTNEY: Really?
DR. WOOD: Take a look over there at that screen.
KOURTNEY: Okay... Oh yeah, I see that big one. DR. WOOD: Isn't that beautiful?
That is exactly, precisely what we wanted to see.
But right now, it's around 19 millimeters--
- So, do you take-- - so what you really have is o-- is one good follicle.
- Okay.
DR. WOOD: But as I mentioned to you before,
we have many babies from one follicle. KOURTNEY: Okay.
DR. WOOD: So, hopefully, it'll be high quality,
and be a normal embryo. KOURTNEY: Okay.
Even though there's only one follicle that Dr. Wood
is really seeing, that's, like, standing out,
the fact that we have any just all gives me a lot of hope.
So, do you try to get the small follicles if you can?
DR. WOOD: Oh, absolutely. Sometimes they fool you-- KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- and you think there's nothing mature in it--
KOURTNEY: Mm-hm. - and then a beautiful egg comes out.
KOURTNEY: Okay. DR. WOOD: So, hopefully, that's gonna happen for you.
- It's the most exciting thing ever.
You're so happy.
Family's everything.
For us to be able to, like, make something together
will be just incredible.
- When we do his sample... am I allowed to be with him,
or am I in the surgery at that time?
DR. WOOD: Maybe what you could do is do it now.
KOURTNEY: It's not too-- DR. WOOD: Because you,
y-you get some anesthesia, of course,
before you do the retrieval. - Yeah, yeah.
DR. WOOD: And you may not feel up to it. - Yeah.
DR. WOOD: But I think that's a great idea. KOURTNEY: Okay.
Whenever I'm with Travis, I feel really safe.
DR. WOOD: Fantastic. See you in the back.
TRAVIS: Awesome. - Okay.
But I'm also super nervous
because I really don't love getting put to sleep.
So, do you think on the drive back you'll practice for tonight?
- Nah, I think I'll lay next to you the whole time.
I'll take care of you.
KOURTNEY: Well, like, yes, like, we are
super excited and grateful to be here,
but... I think we also don't wanna feel
too attached or too happy before we know
because there are so many steps.
So, like, I have this nervous energy.
- Yeah, that's my date of birth. - 'Kay, just put the sample in this cup,
and then when you're done, just place it on that counter
and I'll come grab it for you.
- Is there any specifics?
- Just no-- none of your bodily fluid. - Me?
- Mm-hm. - Okay.
- Just yours.
- And is there... anything like "no spit" or anything like that?
[laughing] - Correct.
- Oh, not-- Nothing? Okay.
Okay.
- Let me give this to you.
KOURTNEY: Could he use, like, his spit?
Or no spit? - Um... no spit.
- Okay. - For-- Just the lab purposes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
- Perfect. Let me go see about the condom real quick.
- Okay.
This is for you. - [sighs] Let me see.
- Don't contaminate it. - Mm-mm.
- So, I have a couple of these condoms. KOURTNEY/TRAVIS: 'Kay.
- And then, this is lubricant if you need any.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- No problem.
- Thank you. - And then should we still
take that cup just in case? - Yes.
- Okay. - So, put everything in the cup.
- No matter what. - Mm-hm.
- If it's in the condom, before, it said, like, you tie it...
- Mm-hm, and then just place it in the cup. - ...and then put it in there.
- Yeah, like don't... - Okay.
- ...dump it in. - Don't smush it out, yeah.
Okay. - 'Kay.
- Do we do this in here or do we go somewhere else?
- You can do this in here. Let me fix this for you.
[laughing]
♪ light music playing ♪
- This is where you guys have to go.
We'll take our mics off.
You don't get the audio. TRAVIS: You're so funny.
- So, after they retrieve the egg today, hopefully,
then they make an embryo, which takes six days,
and then they test the embryo,
and then they implant the embryo,
and then it, hopefully, becomes a pregnancy.
Do I need to take this off?
- Um, it's up to you.
Should be fine, but-- - I think I should give it to you.
- Keep it.
- There's still more.
All we need is one good egg, and now, it's just in God's hands.
Okay, I think we're done. You guys can go now.
♪
KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
Today is the day I'm taking the Bar and I've gotta pass this.
If I don't, then this law school journey is over for me.
ALL: Happy birthday!
- I invited you to lunch for my birthday.
- This is not your birthday lunch.
- We're gonna have dinner. - Nobody told me.
What am I, chopped liver?
- If you and Travis are cool, then-- - We're fine.
- Hi! SCOTT: I mean, maybe, he doesn't like me.
- Hi.
- You guys, do these shoes match?
I'm tryna figure out, like,
"What do I like? What's my style? Who am I?"
That's my last tie with Kanye, so I'm like,
"Oh my god. How am I gonna do this?"
This is it, guys. This is the look.
He's like, "I haven't signed the divorce papers."
- Well, what's he waiting for?
- I don't know. I ask him all the time.
♪
♪ Strike a match, light a fire ♪
♪ Burn it down so you can start again ♪
♪
♪ Oh my god, she did not, that's so hot ♪
♪ It's your story, girl ♪
♪ You can make it anything you want, you gotta give it all you got ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, hey ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, unbreakable ♪
♪ You're unbreakable, hey ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, hey ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, unbreakable ♪
♪ You're unbreakable, hey ♪