Previously on The Kardashians...
- How are you and Ye?
- He walked out on SNL mid-monologue,
so I haven't talked to him since. - No way.
- You guys, it's happening.
KHLOÈ: They're on their way, so we all have to be quiet.
Congrats!
- Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott?
- Yeah. - 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do.
- I just don't wanna be pushed out of family affairs.
- And you won't. And none of us wanna lose that either.
This month has been insane.
SNL, Kourtney and Travis got engaged,
I'm dealing with some stuff with Kanye,
but today's my birthday.
I am 41 today,
and the only thing on my mind is taking the Baby Bar,
and it's coming up any minute.
This is my last chance to take this test,
and if I don't pass, then my whole law school journey is over.
Last year, I took the Bar right after my birthday,
but, like, I went on a full birthday trip.
Like, I made that a priority.
This year, I really don't give a shit.
Like, a birthday party is not important to me.
Like, I cannot be worried about a party. I don't wanna see people.
I just need to study.
- Kim did not want a birthday party this year because of the Bar,
but, of course, in our family, we like to celebrate.
Hey. - Let's go. Hurry! Out the door.
I'm her mom. Of course, we're gonna do something.
Okay, hurry.
You're ruining the surprise. I love you, but you're ruining--
- Let's go-- Do you wanna go here?
Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
ALL
- I honestly couldn't be more happy.
Like, it really warmed my soul that my whole family's here,
and all my best friends are here.
- Hey! - You could've told me to put on some makeup--
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
And my favorite Armenian food,
Carousel, is here.
I've been going to Carousel
with my dad since I was a little girl.
You know you've made it when Madonna texts you.
Stop it!
"Hey, birthday girl. Love and good wishes.
"Not sure where you are, but I hope you're doing something fun today.
Love you. M."
- I'm so happy that Kim is able to take a break from studying,
and now she gets to be surrounded by all of her besties,
and it's so healthy for her. It's the best.
- And do you remember? Khloé and Kim drove Kim's car out.
- And we had, like, a college party, and it was--
- And we called it Khlomotion. - Khlomotion.
- Oh my god.
KHLOÈ: And there was this guy there that I had a crush on.
He was, like, the hottest, like, like a plastic Ken Barbie doll.
- Really? - He definitely does not have big energy.
Like, this is--
- Yeah, and his name was Big Balls .
KHLOÈ: You can have big balls, but not a big .
- He had-- - I don't want B-- BBE.
What's the difference between BDE and BBE?
Does anybody know? - What?
I don't know what-- What is this supposed--
Big --
- Big energy and then big ball energy.
- I've never heard that before. - Ew, I don't like that one.
- I'm scared.
- I don't want BBE. I'll take BD all day long.
What the are the balls gonna do for me?
Yeah.
Of your tiny penis, you need these big balls?
That's mortifying.
- Ugh.
- So, big energy is, like, you're just, like,
cocky and confident 'cause you have, like, a big dick.
- Who doesn't like confidence, you know?
- But then later in life, they all lose their hair,
and they don't look the same, and they have a potbelly.
- All right, guys, I love you all,
but I'm kicking you out 'cause I have... to study.
I've got one shot to do this test, one last shot.
And if I'm partying, then I'm gonna mess it up,
so I just need to focus.
- Hello?
- Hey, Mom! - Hey, Kourt!
You look cute. - Thank you.
So--
- I'm very comfortable. I cannot get that.
Hm.
Oh my gosh! Can you believe that you're engaged?
Where's the ring? - It's-- I'm covering it
because it's, actually, getting fixed.
- Why? What happened?
- This is, probably, one of the worst things
I've ever done in my whole life, by the way.
I was sitting on my floor folding... sweatshirts.
- Yeah? - And I took the ring off,
and I put it next to me on the floor.
Like, thinking it would be safe right next to me--
- Get to the punchline.
- So, then I had to get something up above in my closet,
and when I stepped down, I stepped on the ring.
- You broke your engagement ring? - I was, like, hysterically crying
in my closet for, like, hours. - Oh no.
- And then I called Travis.
I was like, "I did something really, really bad."
And he handled it the best,
but it really gave me, like, a nervous breakdown. - Oh boy.
You're gonna give me a nervous breakdown. - And I was just like,
"This is the most beautiful thing that I've ever had in my life,
and how could I have done that?" - So pretty.
- Travis picked it out. He designed it.
He looked at so many stones, and that this was like me in a stone,
and so, I thought that that was really special.
- Did I tell you the story... of how he came over?
He goes, "Do you wanna know the real reason why I moved to Calabasas?"
- Oh my gosh. - He said, "Because I knew she lived in Calabasas,
"and I knew she was the love of my life.
"And I didn't even know her like that,
"but I just knew... if I couldn't date her,
"or be with her because she was with someone else,
that at least I could live by her."
- I've never met... a better human in my life.
Like, the thoughtfulness and just everything.
- It was just, like, such an amazing moment.
- Aww.
- So, now that you're engaged,
do you think it might be time for you to have, like, a real
sit down with Scott... and just sort of-- - I don't know that I need to.
- Really?
- Yeah, I don't know. - Maybe, just to--
I mean, have you talked to him at all since the engage--
- Yeah, we talk about the kids all the time. - Oh.
- But he didn't say congratulations? - No, he said congra-- He said,
"This is not the easiest for me, and I just--
"At the end of the day, I want you to be happy,
and, you know, congrats on the engagement."
- That's nice. - Mm-hm.
I don't really think that me getting engaged is, like, about Scott.
Like, undeniably, my life is going in a different direction.
I feel like I am living like a fairy tale,
making, like, new memories and new moments,
and I don't necessarily want Scott at all of them.
- We all want the best for you.
We love that you're this happy,
and we love Travis. - Yeah.
- But for Scott, it just wasn't meant to be, you know?
- But he-- Woe is me.
- Of course. No, I know. - He didn't do all the stuff.
- But I'm just telling you, from somebody else's perspective-- - Yeah.
- all that really matters at the end of the day
is the love that you show for the kids,
and they feel like there's not one parent pitted against the other.
- Yeah.
- Cheers. - Mm, cheers to you.
- Today is the day that I'm taking the Bar, and it is do or die.
- Okay, we're gonna say a prayer.
- Okay. - M'kay. Dear Heavenly Father,
we just ask that you put your angels around Kim today.
Let her have confidence and guidance,
and every single thing she's learned,
please bring that to the front of her mind today,
so that she answers each and every question so easily.
In Jesus name, we pray. Amen.
- Amen. - You got this.
- I think it started off as me just feeling like
I wanted to know more, and me wanting to be able to help more,
but then it, kind of, was proving something to me personally.
And no one's ever really respected, you know, a reality star with a sex tape,
and I've always had to, like, break through this stigma.
And, like, I wanna prove this to myself that I can do it,
and ultimately, a huge, like, "you" to everybody, too,
that thought that
I can't grow or move beyond where I was.
I know all of this.
I gotta say what really trips me out is I didn't know any of this last time.
- So, you're probably so prepared.
All right, I love you. I'm gonna take my, um,
whatever this is to go.
- 'Kay. - All right?
Good luck.
I love you. You're gonna be amazing. - Thank you. I love you.
Thank you. - Okay?
I feel good. I feel prepared.
And... I'm just gonna be really positive. I feel good.
I have no other option. This is game seven.
- How was the Bar? - I just don't know anymore.
Like, I'll be humiliated if I don't pass at this point.
- And then can-- You can't take it again?
- No. - So, if you didn't pass, it's just-- That's it?
Whenever I'm talking to Travis, he's like, "You should've been an attorney."
And I'm like... "I was going to."
- I had no idea you were gonna go to law school.
Like, that's, that's crazy that I just learned that about you. - Yeah, but also,
also I think about all these things that I went through,
and then I feel like you go through them after me.
- Totally. It's, like, identical. What're you tryin' to say?
- No, not about-- not even about certain situations. - I copy, I copy your style in guys now.
- No, but I'm just saying, like--
- Why? - I don't know.
- Why? What is single Kim?
- Who knows?
But, like, how's everything going with Kanye?
- He did an interview last night,
like, saying that, like, SNL got me-- - Mm, I watched some clips.
- to say that I divorced him.
When I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing,
his personality.
Look, I came prepared with my monologue, and that really, like, upset him.
- Mm. - And I showed him the monologue,
but he says he never read it. Like, he just didn't read the text.
And, you know, Kanye had a hard time with what I said.
- SNL makin' my wife say "I divorced him" on TV
'cause they just wanted to get that bar off.
And I ain't never even seen the papers. We not even divorced.
- Mm, 'cause it's not final. - 'Cause he, he didn't like the d-- Yeah.
And so, he's like, "I haven't signed the divorce papers."
- Well, what's he waiting for? - I don't know. I ask him all the time.
He says he will. He says he-- You know? And then he's like,
"Well, I don't want a divorce, so I'm not gonna sign 'em."
I'm always super protective of Kanye,
and not sharing a lot of the negative things that have happened
just because, you know, he's not here doing the show.
Also, if I do something on a reality show, then it's like,
"How dare she talk about it?" And then he can do a song,
and-- but that's so creative and expressive.
And, you know, it's always, like, two different sides
are being expressed two different ways
and one is respected and one's not.
I'm very sure now. - Yeah.
- I knew it had to be done when I filed
because I just knew it wasn't the right situation for me.
And now, I feel super good. - But I think you're like,
"Who am I now? I'm like--" - Yeah, you're right.
I got to a point where I was just like--
I would ask him for advice for everything down to what I wear.
Even now, I'm having, like, panic attacks. - Mm-hm.
Like, do-- What do I wear?
You know? And I finally-- - Yeah.
- Like, in New York, I, I will say,
like, he styled me all for SNL. - Yeah.
- Then, for the Wall Street Journal Magazine,
I won the Innovator Award for SKIMS.
Then I was like, "How do I wear something that hasn't been pre-vetted first?"
Like, it was, like, psychologically-- - Yeah. Does it make you nervous?
- So nervous. - Like, are you, like, "Is this a bad outfit?"
- Oh, and then he called me afterwards.
He told me my career was over.
- Yeah. - And then he showed me a picture
of Marge Simpson wearing something similar.
- Oh, these are Dior. These are so cute.
I didn't even know they were Dior.
- They are.
I am in Miami with my friend, Hailey.
- Hellooo. - Hey.
Hey.
We are on our way to see some friends,
and we're just gonna get some nice IV bags.
It's just-- It's what we consider a really fun day.
Hey. - Welcome.
- I've been a hypochondriac my whole life.
Literally, since I can remember, I've been a hypochondriac.
And so, I am obsessed with health right now.
It's, like, my number one priority I'd say, to the point where, like,
I'm, like, eating myself alive, thinking about my health.
I did have COVID. I wasn't, like, really that sick.
I'd say I got pretty lucky.
Is this yours?
I did, though, have a really--
I'd say my recovery was harder than my COVID,
which was really weird to me.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
And I talked to a doctor the other day and they said that post-COVID,
sometimes, you can have, like, heightened cortisol, I guess.
- Mm-hm. - And, like, that's probab--
My cortisol levels, probably, haven't evened out yet.
- Yep. - It's definitely very strange.
I'm what, two months out now and I still don't feel good.
I just feel weird.
Can we put extra C in your IV
just because of the COVID, and-- - Okay... Yeah, okay.
Ooh.
Things like this, they comfort me.
They help because it just makes me happy,
and I don't want anyone to judge me.
- Do you think that doing, like, NAD multiple days in a row is fine?
- It wouldn't be harmful, but at a certain point,
you kinda saturate your receptors, and--
- I feel like we're just, yeah, really big on our health journey for sure.
- So, it makes for a great friendship.
I'm gonna NAD for the rest of my life, and I'm never gonna age.
- What? This is what it's become.
- Oh yeah, and here we are. - This is where we're at.
It's a little crazy.
Hey, doll. - Hi.
- How you doin'?
I missed ya. Mwah.
- You get two for the price of one. - What's goin' on?
- That's all I've ever taken.
- I know. We love a discount. - What's shakin'?
That's a nice little coat. - Your hair looks good.
Thank you.
We haven't been here since Keeping up with the Kardashians.
- Do we even know what the show is called? - Kardashians, I think.
- Just Kardashians? - We were gonna call it The Disicks--
- But then you felt like-- - but then--
- you don't invite me to half the shit you do anymore anyway,
so... why call it The Disicks?
- I invited you to lunch for my birthday.
- This is our birthday lunch? - Yeah, did you bring a gift?
- This is not your birthday lunch.
- Yeah, it is.
- You're lying.
We're gonna go to a diner for your birthday?
- Exactly. - Okay.
This is not a proper place you would go to celebrate one's birthday.
- Not-- - Especially not your glamorous ass.
What's going on? Any birthday party?
- Um, not really a birthday party.
No grandkids, but a few of my kids are gonna come over.
They haven't seen the house at all.
Yeah. - Is it a party?
- Well, like, dinner. We're gonna have dinner.
- When? - On Friday.
- Nobody told me.
- Didn't--
Well, I don't know. I feel like I'm cheating on Kourtney.
- Why? - If I, If I tell you--
'Cause I would love for you to come over.
- Why would I not come over?
You told me I was your blood-related son when my parents died.
- I still feel the same way. - You obviously don't.
I love my children unconditionally,
and I fall in love with their partners through the years.
I mean, the first day we ever shot our show as a family, Scott was there.
So, I think when stuff like this happens,
it hurts all of us.
If you wanna come hang out, come hang out.
And it isn't something where I really have invited anybody to a party.
I mean, there's-- - You're obviously doing something,
and you're, like, embarrassed to keep it from me. - No, I'm not.
I'm not doing anything.
- It went from seeing your house-- - There's not a balloon.
- to having dinner.
- Well-- - And your dinners are, like, catered.
Mindy Weiss is probably there.
- Mindy Weiss. - There's probably val-- Is there valet parking?
- No, no.
- I don't know how Kris is trying to push this past me as not a party.
I mean, first it starts as,
"It's a house tour."
Is there a chef?
- Kind of. - What kind of food?
- Nobu. - You're a-- It's ridiculous.
So, it's catered Nobu with a chef.
Then it turns into a catered meal
by one of the fanciest restaurants in the world.
- Yeah. - Oh, j-- All of a sudden,
it was a walk-through of my house.
- Well, that's, basically, what it is-- - It's just wrong.
- and a meal.
- This sounds like the Oscars,
and you're trying to take me to lunch at Maria's for a chopped salad?
What am I, chopped liver?
- Well, if you and Travis are cool, then-- - We're fine!
For me to hear that you are having a little soiree,
and you don't think to invite me makes me feel like complete shit.
To be honest. And I love you, but like-- - Yeah.
Well, I love you, too. - How would you think I would feel?
Kourtney met her soulmate.
That's gotta be hard for Scott to absorb,
but I never expected him to be so angry and wound up over this.
He just needs to grow up and be a little more mature.
- It's now-- It's, like, tainted.
- It's not tainted. - I'd rather just take you out to dinner, to be honest.
I don't wanna go to some place I'm not wanted.
- You're always wanted. - I'm not!
Could you imagine if I singled you out?
Like, it's just mean. - I don't-- I'm not--
I don't have a mean bone in my body. - You do.
- Wow, that's shady.
- Do we like this for-- 'Cause I have Paris's wedding.
Then I have... Simon and Phil's rehearsal dinner.
And then... I have their wedding, which I'm, like, contemplating
wearing, like--
He said, "It's a gay wedding. There's no rules."
So.
I think that fashion has always been something that
I've always been really into,
but I've never been, like, the creative.
How would I do my hair?
- I think you should have your hair down, for sure.
I definitely see what I like,
but I've never really been, like, the visionary.
Kanye would come in and be like, "Oh, you should do your hair like this.
Oh, you should do your makeup like this."
That's his love language, is clothes.
And so, I always just trusted in him.
But... it's not just about clothes.
That was, like, the last thing we had really in common.
You guys, do these shoes match?
I'm tryna figure out, like, "Who am I in the fashion world?
Or who am I by myself?"
I was always, like, the Kardashians with my sisters.
And then I was, like, Kimye.
Like, who is Kim K.?
That is the jump. How do I get there without Kanye?
When I filed for divorce, it's been, like, 10 months now,
and I am finally... just, like, stepping out,
being like, "I can do this."
- Like, I feel like this would look cooler.
Like, these bags with your, um--
Oh, what a nice bag.
- Are you decent? - Yes.
Hi. - 'Cause if you weren't, I would've still came in.
Just tryna pick out some clothes, you know?
Scott always makes me laugh,
and always just, I think, will give me confidence.
I just want him here. I need some kind of moral support.
Hi, Chris.
- Thank you. It's, like, wedding... city.
So, I'm giving a speech at Simon's wedding.
- You the rehearsal? Yeah.
So, do you want-- You want me to, like, kinda give my speech to you guys?
- Dude, after SNL, you could do anything.
- I know, but I feel like after SNL, the pressure is mounting. Yeah.
So, I think I'll say something along the lines of like,
"I love a gay wedding. Like, I'm--" Oh, okay... Go right for it.
- And just feel like I, I haven't been one since my second wedding.
- Ohh! Pow! Beat-beat-beat-beat.
- Funny or not funny? - It's amazing!
- I'm in my happy face. - I get it and I love it.
- But this is a big deal for me because this is, like, my first event
where I'm not using my stylist, and the whole team, and the whole thing--
- So, this is all just gonna be you? - Mm-hm.
- Yeah, but I mean, look at how well you've done with SKIMS.
I mean, you know what you're doing.
You know how to dress. Like, you always have. - Yeah. I know, but I just get, like--
This is my one insecurity. - I'm excited.
I feel you're gonna go back to more, like, of you.
- But I don't know what that is. - I'll tell you right now.
- What?
It's so crazy to me that Kim would ever, ever think or be insecure about her looks
because she's, maybe, the most famous person in the world
for being the most beautiful person in the world,
so kinda cool to know that everybody has their own insecurities sometimes,
but at the end of the day, nobody really does it better than her.
You know what, Kim? You're a changed woman and I respect it.
- All right.
This is it, guys. This is the look.
- That's a serious look.
People are gonna like ya.
They're gonna like ya for who ya are, not what ya wear.
I'm just kidding... obviously.
- Beautiful, Kris. - Maybe just come out a little bit.
This is such a big week for me.
We're shooting promos today for our new show,
I'm finally moving into my new house,
and it's my birthday.
Hi. Hi.
What's goin' on?
- I was so sick last night. I was, like--
- No. - I thought I was gonna die.
And then, today I was, like-- - Oh.
- I'm gonna-- Mason had a cold. - Well.
Oh, great. Well... okay.
I'll just stay away from you for the rest of the day.
Just wanna say this real fast
'cause I'm not gonna be in the same room with you for more than 10 minutes.
I had lunch with Scott because he's feeling-- - Mm-hm.
- really left out lately, and it's making me feel really bad.
- Mm-hm.
- I want nothing more than to see my daughter happy.
But I also love Scott very much,
and we want Travis to feel really comfortable and to feel welcome.
So... it's always some drama, isn't it?
I just wondered how you felt about him coming to my birthday dinner tonight.
- Whatever you want for your birthday,
I want it to be, like, the way that you envision your birthday.
- I feel like I'm cheating on Scott or I'm cheating on Travis.
Like, I don't wanna make... Travis feel a way,
and I don't want Scott to be sad.
- I know Travis is, like, a really authentic person,
and just wants to feel like he can be affectionate with me.
I just wanna protect our energy.
I think that's the only, the only thing.
I think whatever you want for your birthday.
Like... we want you to have the best birthday.
- Well, I'm gonna take that answer while I've got it--
- 'Kay. - and skedaddle.
And I hope you feel better. - So do I.
- Why don't you open some windows and circulate some air
because it's like, uh-- And this feels like a hot air balloon
that's about to explode. - 'Kay.
- It's my birthday. Mine.
It's my day,
and I just gave myself the ultimate birthday present,
which is a new house.
And I can't wait to see everybody tonight,
and have a wonderful time.
- Oh my gosh. - Hi.
- MTV Cribs.
So nice. - No, wait 'til you go inside.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Happy birthday. - Thank you. Look at this.
- So pretty. - Hi.
- Hi, Mom. - What do you think, guys?
- We love it. - It's so good.
- Hey, Mr. Romance.
- Yes. Hi. How are you? - That was-- Oh my god.
It was so beautiful. - Aw, thank you so much.
- My mom's house is incredible. I know it's everything she's dreamed of.
It's a real Tiffany lamp--
- Cute! Did you show Ellen already? - that I got myself for my birthday. Yeah.
So... this is the theater.
So good.
- This with this screensaver, too, is, like, breathtaking.
This is my piano room bar. - Ooh, I'm gonna have
a... chocolate covered-- - And they have lychee martinis.
Love your gym.
- I love that it's really infused with our personality.
Look at this.
- Perfect.
Oh my god! Kris! Isn't it great?
I know. It's my dream.
I have goosebumps everywhere.
This is out of this world.
What a birthday.
- I know. Happy birthday.
- The table, the ruffles, the little martini table.
Living in Kris Jenner world is just... fabulousness.
Like, being surrounded by, like, opulence,
and a dirty martini in a crystal glass
covered in diamonds.
And always made up and in these gowns.
And candlelight, and dinner china, and fabulous shit everywhere.
It's, like, sensory overload. - You've gotta go see the refrigerator.
- Oh, I saw it.
- I'm so happy for you,
and I'm so proud of you about flying, and how you're just--
Like, you're good again. Like, you've just-- - Yeah.
- That's a huge thing that you overcame.
- Yeah, I told her she transformed me.
I'm like-- I'd never even considered it before. Yeah.
There's Scott.
- Yo, brother.
- Hi! Welcome. Hello.
It's nice and homey.
Wait, I wanna give you your present.
- What?
- I'd like you to open it in front of me, too,
because it's very you.
Hey, guys. - Hi.
Hey. KHLOÈ: Mazel... mazel, mazel.
- To be in the same room together is not a bad thing.
It's a great first step for everyone,
and it will take time to really figure out,
like, what makes sense.
- Congratulations, brother. - Thank you, thank you.
- Congrats. - Hi. Thank you. I've seen you.
- Well, I haven't seen you both together. - Thank you.
- It's so awkward for the other siblings involved.
We don't know what to do.
We're all just trying to be respectful to each other's new lives,
but it's like we're always just ignoring this elephant in the room.
It's bizarre, and I don't know why we're all tiptoeing around something
that's not even our relationship to tiptoe around.
I'm exhausted just trying to explain this to everyone, and I'm sweating.
I FaceTimed you.
- I get it.
- Leave me alone. That's a big smile.
- Truly the sweetest-- - I've heard that.
- Right, which makes-- - nicest--
- All that is fine.
- human being on the planet.
But aren't you just having a good time?
- I'll tell you guys later. - Okay.
- We'll talk, we'll talk later.
- We're gonna sit down and get started with some appetizers.
My favorite thing in the world is to be with my family.
As time goes by, I realize I really wanna spend more time
with my kids whenever I can.
We're all so busy, so crazy, and the days go by so fast,
so, this, to me, is heaven.
Oh, look at them. Wait, look. Look at them.
Oh, look. No, look.
This is, like, real life, you guys.
- And Scott's right there. KHLOÈ: It's okay. Everything's okay.
Oh, this couldn't be more awkward.
- Yeah.
- I know we were holding back. That I do know.
Like, we weren't, like, just fully going for it.
I didn't know that anyone was looking at us.
Okay. Yep.
- Scott? Yes.
- Sit right here. - Next to Khlo?
Sure.
Do you not like that? - No, I do. I love that.
- She found someone. I'm happy for her.
She's got a man that loves her and she deserves it
because... there were so many years that I didn't put her first.
- This is-- makes me happy. This-- You're all my favorite people.
- You're one of my favorite 12 people. - All that matters.
Oh.
- What? Oh, we got a toast comin' on.
- What?
Yeah, Khlo.
KHLOÈ: I'm normally not allowed to give speeches,
but everyone, I just wanted to say happy birthday
to my... beautiful mom.
You, literally, are the reason why we are all here.
Um, you are the reason for everything. You are the queen of all queens,
and we're all so grateful to have you in our lives.
Ain't that the truth. - We love you.
We're all so happy that, like, this is your home!
- I know! Welcome! - This is your home!
We're so happy that we are all together.
We love you, and we hope you have the best birthday.
Thank you. Happy birthday! Cheers!
ALL
Thank you, guys. I love you.
Clouds are rollin' in.
I love these little trips that we do.
I'm just sad I'm missing my mom's birthday,
but I'll be back to give her a nice birthday hug in a couple days.
KRIS Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, honey. How are you doing?
- I'm good. I was just calling to see how your birthday was.
- Oh my god. We had so much fun.
- What was the vibes? Was, uh, was everyone there?
- Scott came. - Shut up.
- Yeah, Scott came. So, Scott and Travis together-- - Wait, how was that?
Well, it was gonna have to happen at some point anyways.
Do you know what I mean? And it's good to just, like,
break the ice, I guess. - Exactly.
That's exactly how I felt. - And Scott was okay and stuff?
- He was great. - Okay, good.
I love Scott.
I mean, I've known him since I was a baby, since I was a kid,
since they first started dating,
since before our show started, I've known Scott,
so Scott is, is my brother.
Like, we're, basically, blood at this point.
And so, it would be very weird if he wasn't a part of our family,
and I don't think there's ever gonna be a day
where he's not a part of our family in some capacity.
I give a lot of props to Travis, too,
because Travis treated him so nicely,
and it was, it was a great night. - Good.
- I thought it went well. - But Travis is a great guy, so that's awesome.
- Yeah, he is the best. The best.
- Mmm, all right. Well, I love you. - Okay.
Bye. - Bye.
KHLOÈ: How are you?
I love your necklace. - Thank you.
Cauliflower, truffle fries.
KHLOÈ: Thank you so much. Of course.
- Oh my god, so-- How is your house?
- Same. The amount of that happens over there.
They put doors on my whole closet.
- But on, on what closet? - My closet.
My master closet, they put doors.
- No, they didn't. - And I was-- Yesterday, I go,
"What are all these doors," when I was walking around.
I am so excited for my house to be done. I'm so excited to move in.
I have daydreams about living next door to my mom,
and I get to just walk on over, and join her little cocktail hour,
and just, like-- My mom lives the life.
- Um, Tristan. How's your daughter's father doing?
- Tristan is great. He's in Sacramento.
Oh my gosh, I guess someone hit him in a game the other day,
and he, like, severed his tongue,
and had to get all these stitches on his tongue. - Ex-- Ex--
Severed is an extreme word. - Yeah, I-- It wasn't that extreme.
I say severed because it was the most disgusting thing. - And stitches in a tongue
is aggressive. - It's gross, it's gross.
And he, he couldn't really talk. - Oh, wow.
- It was pretty funny for-- Now that he's okay, it's funny.
He will be in town soon, and I'm excited to show him the house
'cause it'll be ready by then. - Oh, for sure.
- Right now, Tristan and I are so happy.
Of course, he's my best friend.
We have so much fun together, and he's trying so hard,
going to therapy, doing all of these things.
And I think that's really what I'm most proud of.
I'm so excited for all these new chapters, and all the new things happening.
I'm excited for the move, and then thi-- So, bloop.
Mama is good, girl.
Hm. - Hm.
Mom?
Coming!
What do you think?
- Mom, this is so nice.
- Thank you.
- I feel bad 'cause I missed my mom's birthday,
and I didn't get to see her brand-new house,
which I was, actually, really excited about
because one of my secret passions in life is interior design and architecture,
so... she killed it. She really did.
- I've just been working the whole time, so it doesn't even feel like home yet.
And I don't know where everything is.
Do you want, um, the chef to make you a snack?
- I'm making it myself... Just gotta chop up some cucumber.
It's pretty easy. - Okay... You go, girl.
Be careful, 'cause I cut-- I nicked myself the other day.
- I know, I'm kinda scared. - There ya go.
- Don't cucumbers have seeds?
Oh yeah, there we go. I, definitely... am not a good cutter,
so don't zoom in on me.
I'm not professional whatsoever.
- Hey, chef?
Do you wanna cut this up for her? - I'll do it, Mom. It's fine.
Someone's at the door.
- Hey! Oh, hi.
- How's it goin'? - It's goin'.
Wow, the house looks even better during the day.
Hello.
- Hello. Kendall's cutting cucumber.
- Nice. What are you making? - Mm-hm.
- A cucumber snackerini? - Yeah, with hummus and pretzels.
- hummus. - Hummus.
- Should we sit outside, guys?
So lovely out.
- Sure. - Okay.
Okay, Kendall.
What're you guys up to?
- Just hangin' out. - I just saw the house for the first time.
- No way. Really? - Mm-hm.
- Oh, it's incredible, isn't it? - It's so nice.
- It's sick. - No, it's wild.
- That a little earring boot?
- Yeah, a little cowboy boot. - Oh, that's cute.
- Let me see.
Oh, so cute. - My assistant has a jewelry line.
She made it for me. Of course, she does.
- What's going on for Thanksgiving? Did I get banned from that yet?
- Um, we're doing Thanksgiving in Palm Springs,
but-- - But am I invited or not?
You're invited.
I just have to figure out where everybody's staying now.
There's no more rooms available. - Oh, really?
Sometimes Scott can play a bit of a victim,
and I feel like that's what's happening here right now.
I just want everybody to be happy,
but don't put me in the middle.
I wasn't here for the birthday dinner.
Weren't you guys all together?
- Yeah. - Why didn't you invite me to your birthday?
- I didn't really invite anyone to my birthday.
It was empty. She didn't even come.
- Kourt didn't even come. Nobody came.
- People came. - I'm sorry.
- I mean, I love you. I've been helping you, like,
throw your birthday parties for the last 10 years.
- I love you, too, but I-- ...birthday parties.
Didn't Kourtney go? And Travis? - No... No.
Nobody went. - At your house?
- Oh, at the dinner at my house. - Didn't you have a big birthday dinner?
Yeah. - Yeah, but,
literally, only Kourtney and Travis came. - That wasn't a birthday party, though.
- That wasn't a party.
- Never in a million years would Kendall not invite me to a birthday dinner.
- She didn't have a birthday dinner.
- What are you talking about? Yeah, I did. - She had a birthday party at a club.
- Oh, so I wasn't invited to that either then?
- I had a birthday dinner, Mom.
- Where was the birthday dinner? - You were there at my house.
That was the birthday dinner?
- So, why wasn't I invited to that?
- We've already went over this, Scott.
I-- - I haven't talked to you about it.
- It was, actually, all my friends. And, literally, I d--
It wasn't even-- - Oh, you just didn't want me there.
- No, I wasn't going to invite family members, period.
- But you invited everybody but me?
- Just 'cause Kourt was gonna be there. Kourt-- It was very intimate.
- But, like, I don't understand why I should be left out.
- And I'm not saying you should.
That is not my business at the end of the day.
Like, Kourtney-- - Okay.
Then if it's not your business, then-- - Kourtney, but Kourt--
It making Kourtney uncomfortable is not part--
Like, that's not part of my business.
Like, I'm so sorry that that makes you sad,
and I'm not ever trying to leave you out,
but what I'm saying is, like, by Kourtney b-being
uncomfortable by something like that-- - But, like, I would never not invite--
- that's not really my-- - you when I've had a girlfriend.
- It's so different, Scott.
- You can't, like, take a second and be like, "Hey, I'm having a birthday.
I feel like you might be uncomfortable." - No, you're right.
I should've texted you, but I've been the one
to have that attitude about it the entire time.
- So, what does that mean? - When-- The night that--
Even the night that they got engaged,
I was the one that was, literally, like,
"All right, like, what about Scott's feelings, though?
What's Scott gonna feel?"
- Have I not? Have I not? - That's true. She was the one who-- - And I heard that.
Great! And I heard that,
and then you don't invite me to your birthday.
- Kourtney, at the end of the day, is my sister.
Of course, I want her there. - I get it.
- This dinner was, literally, 15 people.
If it's an intimate dinner, and I'm not willing to have
an uncomfortable situation happen-- - I don't know what you're getting mad about.
- You're mad! - All I'm saying is, I'm upset.
Why wouldn't I be? - You're mad and I'm saying sorry!
- I would never not invite you. - But, Scott, I'm saying sorry.
What I'm-- - I've not heard you say sorry.
- But can you let me speak--
I'm, literally-- I'm out.
This is so ridiculous. - Oh my god.
- You won't let me speak, Scott. You're talking over me.
Exactly how you are right now.
- First of all, you started saying you didn't even have a party.
Or a birthday. - No, I didn't! I literally--
- First, you said, "I didn't have a birthday." - Scott--
- "I didn't have a party." - Wh-- That was my mom, Scott!
I, literally, said, "Yes, Mom, I did." - You said it straight to me.
- Scott, go-- Please replay the videos.
I'm so over this shit, Scott. For real.
- Ooh.
Next on The Kardashians...
- Nobody wants to deal with anything in this family...
- Listen-- - ...about anything.
- You immediately attacked me, and I was like, "Oh, I don't like this."
- Scott is never leaving.
Kanye's never leaving.
Looks like you're never leaving.
- More like you're never leaving me. - Oh, okay.
- You guys!
The results are on my phone.
Log on to the portal.
If I don't pass the Bar,
then this law school journey is over for me.
Like, my heart is racing. - My heart's racing, too.