1 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,633 KIM: Previously on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,635 - How are you and Ye? 3 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:13,472 - He walked out on SNL mid-monologue, 4 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,641 so I haven't talked to him since. - No way. 5 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,684 - You guys, it's happening. 6 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,895 ♪ 7 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,897 KHLOÈ: They're on their way, so we all have to be quiet. 8 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,857 ALL: Congrats! [cheering] 9 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,654 - Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott? 10 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,656 - Yeah. - 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:35,452 - I just don't wanna be pushed out of family affairs. 12 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,497 - And you won't. And none of us wanna lose that either. 13 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,462 [birds cawing] 14 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,464 ♪ 15 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,178 KIM: This month has been insane. 16 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,139 SNL , Kourtney and Travis got engaged, 17 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,684 I'm dealing with some stuff with Kanye, 18 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,102 but today's my birthday. 19 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:02,604 I am 41 today, 20 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:06,024 and the only thing on my mind is taking the Baby Bar, 21 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,026 and it's coming up any minute. 22 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,071 This is my last chance to take this test, 23 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,075 and if I don't pass, then my whole law school journey is over. 24 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,996 Last year, I took the Bar right after my birthday, 25 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,623 but, like, I went on a full birthday trip. 26 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,126 Like, I made that a priority. 27 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,170 This year, I really don't give a shit. 28 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,547 Like, a birthday party is not important to me. 29 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:32,426 Like, I cannot be worried about a party. I don't wanna see people. 30 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,344 I just need to study. 31 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,138 ♪ "Time of My Life" by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 32 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,182 ♪ Unstoppable, unbreakable ♪ 33 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,100 ♪ I'm powerful, I'm beautiful ♪ 34 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,855 ♪ 35 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,773 ♪ Havin' the time of my life ♪ 36 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:50,485 - Kim did not want a birthday party this year because of the Bar, 37 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:54,990 but, of course, in our family, we like to celebrate. 38 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,284 KENDALL: Hey. - Let's go. Hurry! Out the door. 39 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,953 I'm her mom. Of course, we're gonna do something. 40 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,205 ♪ Everybody ♪ 41 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:05,042 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 42 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,376 Okay, hurry. 43 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:11,298 You're ruining the surprise. I love you, but you're ruining-- 44 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,716 - Let's go-- Do you wanna go here? 45 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:18,680 ALL: Happy birthday! 46 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,350 - Happy birthday! 47 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:25,729 ALL [singing]: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 48 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:30,067 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 49 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:34,488 ♪ Happy birthday dear Kim ♪ 50 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:40,202 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 51 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,454 - I honestly couldn't be more happy. 52 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,582 Like, it really warmed my soul that my whole family's here, 53 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,000 and all my best friends are here. 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,420 - Hey! - You could've told me to put on some makeup-- 55 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,880 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,966 KIM: And my favorite Armenian food, 57 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,008 Carousel, is here. 58 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,510 I've been going to Carousel 59 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,762 with my dad since I was a little girl. 60 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,807 You know you've made it when Madonna texts you. 61 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,141 PERSON: Stop it! 62 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,936 "Hey, birthday girl. Love and good wishes. 63 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:09,231 "Not sure where you are, but I hope you're doing something fun today. 64 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,732 Love you. M." 65 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:14,444 - I'm so happy that Kim is able to take a break from studying, 66 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,030 and now she gets to be surrounded by all of her besties, 67 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,533 and it's so healthy for her. It's the best. 68 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:23,495 - And do you remember? Khloé and Kim drove Kim's car out. 69 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,539 - And we had, like, a college party, and it was-- 70 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,332 - And we called it Khlomotion. - Khlomotion. 71 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,458 - Oh my god. 72 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,044 KHLOÈ: And there was this guy there that I had a crush on. 73 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:35,132 He was, like, the hottest, like, like a plastic Ken Barbie doll. 74 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,926 - Really? - He definitely does not have big [bleep] energy. 75 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:38,760 Like, this is-- 76 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:43,348 - Yeah, and his name was Big Balls [bleep]. 77 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,350 KHLOÈ: You can have big balls, but not a big [bleep]. 78 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,689 - He had-- - I don't want B-- BBE. 79 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:54,234 What's the difference between BDE and BBE? 80 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,944 PERSON: Does anybody know? - What? 81 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,821 I don't know what-- What is this supposed-- 82 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,156 PERSON: Big [bleep]-- 83 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,283 - Big [bleep] energy and then big ball energy. 84 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,285 - I've never heard that before. - Ew, I don't like that one. 85 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,786 [laughing] - I'm scared. 86 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,873 - I don't want BBE. I'll take BD all day long. 87 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,875 What the [bleep] are the balls gonna do for me? 88 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,793 [indistinct chatter] Yeah. 89 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:15,214 Of your tiny penis, you need these big balls? 90 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,673 That's mortifying. 91 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,175 - Ugh. 92 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,344 - So, big [bleep] energy is, like, you're just, like, 93 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,471 cocky and confident 'cause you have, like, a big dick. 94 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,765 - Who doesn't like confidence, you know? 95 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,684 - But then later in life, they all lose their hair, 96 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,978 and they don't look the same, and they have a potbelly. 97 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,356 - All right, guys, I love you all, 98 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:36,360 but I'm kicking you out 'cause I have... to study. 99 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,446 I've got one shot to do this test, one last shot. 100 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,865 And if I'm partying, then I'm gonna mess it up, 101 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,659 so I just need to focus. 102 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,494 ♪ 103 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:48,163 ♪ I've been on the ground, I got big dreams ♪ 104 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,040 ♪ Yeah, I'mma do big things ♪ 105 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,042 ♪ You gon' see my name on the big screen ♪ 106 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,462 ♪ I go hard, go hard ♪ 107 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,798 ♪ If you hatin', don't start, don't start ♪ 108 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,050 ♪ I'm the boss, I'm the coach in charge ♪ 109 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,511 ♪ And my team headin' straight to the top ♪ 110 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:03,345 - Hello? 111 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,722 KOURTNEY: Hey, Mom! KRIS: Hey, Kourt! 112 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,558 You look cute. - Thank you. 113 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:10,811 So-- 114 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,521 [phone ringing] 115 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,148 - I'm very comfortable. I cannot get that. 116 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:18,694 Hm. 117 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,780 [ringing] 118 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:25,117 Oh my gosh! Can you believe that you're engaged? 119 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,661 Where's the ring? - It's-- I'm covering it 120 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:32,124 because it's, actually, getting fixed. 121 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,834 - Why? What happened? 122 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,711 - This is, probably, one of the worst things 123 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,671 I've ever done in my whole life, by the way. 124 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:43,260 I was sitting on my floor folding... sweatshirts. 125 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,429 - Yeah? - And I took the ring off, 126 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,097 and I put it next to me on the floor. 127 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,516 Like, thinking it would be safe right next to me-- 128 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,934 - Get to the punchline. 129 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,645 - So, then I had to get something up above in my closet, 130 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,815 and when I stepped down, I stepped on the ring. 131 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:02,154 - You broke your engagement ring? - I was, like, hysterically crying 132 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:05,157 in my closet for, like, hours. - Oh no. 133 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,159 - And then I called Travis. 134 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:10,162 I was like, "I did something really, really bad." 135 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,581 And he handled it the best, 136 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,459 but it really gave me, like, a nervous breakdown. - Oh boy. 137 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,544 You're gonna give me a nervous breakdown. - And I was just like, 138 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:21,131 "This is the most beautiful thing that I've ever had in my life, 139 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,550 and how could I have done that?" - So pretty. 140 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,178 - Travis picked it out. He designed it. 141 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:29,932 He looked at so many stones, and that this was like me in a stone, 142 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:32,768 and so, I thought that that was really special. 143 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,854 - Did I tell you the story... of how he came over? 144 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:39,775 He goes, "Do you wanna know the real reason why I moved to Calabasas?" 145 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,237 - Oh my gosh. - He said, "Because I knew she lived in Calabasas, 146 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,988 "and I knew she was the love of my life. 147 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,490 "And I didn't even know her like that, 148 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,409 "but I just knew... if I couldn't date her, 149 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,287 "or be with her because she was with someone else, 150 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,498 that at least I could live by her." 151 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:58,252 - I've never met... a better human in my life. 152 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,255 Like, the thoughtfulness and just everything. 153 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:05,300 - It was just, like, such an amazing moment. 154 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,301 - Aww. 155 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,596 - So, now that you're engaged, 156 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,725 do you think it might be time for you to have, like, a real 157 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:18,188 sit down with Scott... and just sort of-- - I don't know that I need to. 158 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,022 - Really? 159 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,024 - Yeah, I don't know. - Maybe, just to-- 160 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,652 I mean, have you talked to him at all since the engage-- 161 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,488 - Yeah, we talk about the kids all the time. - Oh. 162 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:30,033 - But he didn't say congratulations? - No, he said congra-- He said, 163 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,287 "This is not the easiest for me, and I just-- 164 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,290 "At the end of the day, I want you to be happy, 165 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,168 and, you know, congrats on the engagement." 166 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,128 - That's nice. - Mm-hm. 167 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:46,925 I don't really think that me getting engaged is, like, about Scott. 168 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:51,805 Like, undeniably, my life is going in a different direction. 169 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:56,268 I feel like I am living like a fairy tale, 170 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:59,521 making, like, new memories and new moments, 171 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:03,275 and I don't necessarily want Scott at all of them. 172 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,360 - We all want the best for you. 173 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,987 We love that you're this happy, 174 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,989 and we love Travis. - [yawns] Yeah. 175 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,618 - But for Scott, it just wasn't meant to be, you know? 176 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,244 - But he-- Woe is me. 177 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,705 - Of course. No, I know. - He didn't do all the stuff. 178 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:20,209 - But I'm just telling you, from somebody else's perspective-- - Yeah. 179 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,169 - all that really matters at the end of the day 180 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,254 is the love that you show for the kids, 181 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:28,842 and they feel like there's not one parent pitted against the other. 182 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:31,762 - Yeah. 183 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,848 ♪ 184 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,017 ♪ To the future ♪ 185 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,978 ♪ For each other ♪ 186 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,649 ♪ We will rise at last ♪ 187 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:46,652 - Cheers. - Mm, cheers to you. 188 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:52,241 - Today is the day that I'm taking the Bar, and it is do or die. 189 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,243 - Okay, we're gonna say a prayer. 190 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,537 - Okay. - M'kay. Dear Heavenly Father, 191 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,831 we just ask that you put your angels around Kim today. 192 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,960 Let her have confidence and guidance, 193 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,212 and every single thing she's learned, 194 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,422 please bring that to the front of her mind today, 195 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,467 so that she answers each and every question so easily. 196 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,219 In Jesus name, we pray. Amen. 197 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,220 - Amen. - You got this. 198 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,769 - I think it started off as me just feeling like 199 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:25,357 I wanted to know more, and me wanting to be able to help more, 200 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,402 but then it, kind of, was proving something to me personally. 201 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:32,781 And no one's ever really respected, you know, a reality star with a sex tape, 202 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,909 and I've always had to, like, break through this stigma. 203 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,162 And, like, I wanna prove this to myself that I can do it, 204 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:43,542 and ultimately, a huge, like, "[bleep] you" to everybody, too, 205 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,544 that thought that 206 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,715 I can't grow or move beyond where I was. 207 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,844 I know all of this. 208 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,515 I gotta say what really trips me out is I didn't know any of this last time. 209 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:01,310 - So, you're probably so prepared. 210 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,355 All right, I love you. I'm gonna take my, um, 211 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,982 whatever this is to go. 212 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,692 - 'Kay. - All right? 213 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:09,860 Good luck. 214 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,197 I love you. You're gonna be amazing. - Thank you. I love you. 215 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,657 Thank you. - Okay? 216 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,826 ♪ 217 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,244 ♪ I've been tryna stay focused ♪ 218 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,455 ♪ Keep my eye on the prize ♪ 219 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,414 ♪ Got a long way to go ♪ 220 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,791 ♪ And it's been a long road ♪ 221 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,418 ♪ I believe in myself ♪ 222 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,421 KIM: I feel good. I feel prepared. 223 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:34,885 And... I'm just gonna be really positive. I feel good. 224 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:36,762 ♪ We're gonna make it ♪ 225 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:40,766 I have no other option. This is game [bleep] seven. 226 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,730 ♪ 227 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,240 - How was the Bar? - I just don't know anymore. 228 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,409 Like, I'll be [bleep] humiliated if I don't pass at this point. 229 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,245 - And then can-- You can't take it again? 230 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:04,498 - No. - So, if you didn't pass, it's just-- That's it? 231 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,626 Whenever I'm talking to Travis, he's like, "You should've been an attorney." 232 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,878 And I'm like... "I was going to." 233 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,005 - I had no idea you were gonna go to law school. 234 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,883 Like, that's, that's crazy that I just learned that about you. - Yeah, but also, 235 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:19,054 also I think about all these things that I went through, 236 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,266 and then I feel like you go through them after me. 237 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,810 - Totally. It's, like, identical. What're you tryin' to say? 238 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:29,982 - No, not about-- not even about certain situations. - I copy, I copy your style in guys now. 239 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,192 [laughing] - No, but I'm just saying, like-- 240 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,114 - Why? - I don't know. 241 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,658 - Why? What is single Kim? 242 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,034 - Who knows? 243 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,662 But, like, how's everything going with Kanye? 244 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,624 - He did an interview last night, 245 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,336 like, saying that, like, SNL got me-- - Mm, I watched some clips. 246 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,255 - to say that I divorced him. 247 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,633 When I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing, 248 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,219 his personality. [audience laughter] 249 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,223 Look, I came prepared with my monologue, and that really, like, upset him. 250 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,809 - Mm. - And I showed him the monologue, 251 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,687 but he says he never read it. Like, he just didn't read the text. 252 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,648 And, you know, Kanye had a hard time with what I said. 253 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,484 - SNL makin' my wife say "I divorced him" on TV 254 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,153 'cause they just wanted to get that bar off. 255 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,405 And I ain't never even seen the papers. We not even divorced. 256 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,325 - Mm, 'cause it's not final. - 'Cause he, he didn't like the d-- Yeah. 257 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,745 And so, he's like, "I haven't signed the divorce papers." 258 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:29,333 - Well, what's he waiting for? - I don't know. I ask him all the time. 259 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,627 He says he will. He says he-- You know? And then he's like, 260 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,504 "Well, I don't want a divorce, so I'm not gonna sign 'em." 261 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,631 I'm always super protective of Kanye, 262 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,842 and not sharing a lot of the negative things that have happened 263 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,094 just because, you know, he's not here doing the show. 264 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,680 Also, if I do something on a reality show, then it's like, 265 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,350 "How dare she talk about it?" And then he can do a song, 266 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,477 and-- but that's so creative and expressive. 267 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,562 And, you know, it's always, like, two different sides 268 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,356 are being expressed two different ways 269 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,691 and one is respected and one's not. 270 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,528 I'm very sure now. - Yeah. 271 00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,405 - I knew it had to be done when I filed 272 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,367 because I just knew it wasn't the right situation for me. 273 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,703 And now, I feel super good. - But I think you're like, 274 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,081 "Who am I now? I'm like--" - Yeah, you're right. 275 00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:10,916 I got to a point where I was just like-- 276 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,336 I would ask him for advice for everything down to what I wear. 277 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,296 Even now, I'm having, like, panic attacks. - Mm-hm. 278 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,550 Like, do-- What do I wear? 279 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,551 You know? And I finally-- - Yeah. 280 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,427 - Like, in New York, I, I will say, 281 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,721 like, he styled me all for SNL. - Yeah. 282 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,391 - Then, for the Wall Street Journal Magazine, 283 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,309 I won the Innovator Award for SKIMS. 284 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:33,146 Then I was like, "How do I wear something that hasn't been pre-vetted first?" 285 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,024 Like, it was, like, psychologically-- - Yeah. Does it make you nervous? 286 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,652 - So nervous. - Like, are you, like, "Is this a bad outfit?" 287 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,070 - Oh, and then he called me afterwards. 288 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,321 He told me my career was over. 289 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,489 KOURTNEY: Yeah. KIM: And then he showed me a picture 290 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,616 of Marge Simpson wearing something similar. 291 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,956 ♪ 292 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,587 ♪ Diamonds and pearls, they may shine ♪ 293 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,839 ♪ But they don't shine like I do ♪ 294 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,924 - Oh, these are Dior. These are so cute. 295 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,551 I didn't even know they were Dior. 296 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,262 - They are. 297 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,599 I am in Miami with my friend, Hailey. 298 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:11,393 - Hellooo. - Hey. 299 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,019 KENDALL: Hey. 300 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,063 We are on our way to see some friends, 301 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,691 and we're just gonna get some nice IV bags. 302 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,652 It's just-- It's what we consider a really fun day. 303 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,322 Hey. - Welcome. 304 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,865 - I've been a hypochondriac my whole life. 305 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,451 Literally, since I can remember, I've been a hypochondriac. 306 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,621 And so, I am obsessed with health right now. 307 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,415 It's, like, my number one priority I'd say, to the point where, like, 308 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,835 I'm, like, eating myself alive, thinking about my health. 309 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,673 I did have COVID. I wasn't, like, really that sick. 310 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,175 I'd say I got pretty lucky. 311 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:44,593 Is this yours? 312 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,304 I did, though, have a really-- 313 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,306 I'd say my recovery was harder than my COVID, 314 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,016 which was really weird to me. 315 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,601 I don't know what's wrong with me. 316 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:56,230 And I talked to a doctor the other day and they said that post-COVID, 317 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,149 sometimes, you can have, like, heightened cortisol, I guess. 318 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,317 - Mm-hm. - And, like, that's probab-- 319 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,569 My cortisol levels, probably, haven't evened out yet. 320 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,321 PERSON 1: Yep. KENDALL: It's definitely very strange. 321 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,950 I'm what, two months out now and I still don't feel good. 322 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,493 I just feel [bleep] weird. 323 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,828 PERSON 2: Can we put extra C in your IV 324 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,915 just because of the COVID, and-- - Okay... Yeah, okay. 325 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,124 Ooh. 326 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,918 Things like this, they comfort me. 327 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,337 They help because it just makes me happy, 328 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,047 and I don't want anyone to judge me. 329 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:27,344 - Do you think that doing, like, NAD multiple days in a row is fine? 330 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,346 - It wouldn't be harmful, but at a certain point, 331 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,390 you kinda saturate your receptors, and-- 332 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:35,102 - I feel like we're just, yeah, really big on our health journey for sure. 333 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,521 - So, it makes for a great friendship. 334 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,524 I'm gonna NAD for the rest of my life, and I'm never gonna age. 335 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,945 [laughing] - What? This is what it's become. 336 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,405 HAILEY: Oh yeah, and here we are. PERSON 3: This is where we're at. 337 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,614 It's a little crazy. 338 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,078 ♪ "Boss" by LG playing ♪ 339 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,497 ♪ High heels, short dress, he shoulda’ known right then ♪ 340 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,916 ♪ He walked over like you the shorty I should be rockin’ ♪ 341 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,919 ♪ She told him, baby I’mma job you need to get clocked in ♪ 342 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,297 ♪ B-O-S-S ♪ 343 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,049 KRIS: Hey, doll. - Hi. 344 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,010 - Hi. - How you doin'? 345 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,012 I missed ya. Mwah. 346 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,222 - You get two for the price of one. - What's goin' on? 347 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,724 - That's all I've ever taken. 348 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,976 - I know. We love a discount. - What's shakin'? 349 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,686 That's a nice little coat. - Your hair looks good. 350 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,146 Thank you. 351 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,316 We haven't been here since Keeping up with the Kardashians. 352 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,152 - Do we even know what the show is called? - Kardashians, I think. 353 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,446 - Just Kardashians? - We were gonna call it The Disicks-- 354 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:28,739 - But then you felt like-- - but then-- 355 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,033 - you don't invite me to half the shit you do anymore anyway, 356 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,660 so... why call it The Disicks? 357 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,079 - I invited you to lunch for my birthday. 358 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,708 - This is our birthday lunch? - Yeah, did you bring a gift? 359 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,337 - This is not your birthday lunch. 360 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,546 - Yeah, it is. 361 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,256 - You're lying. 362 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,051 We're gonna go to a diner for your birthday? 363 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,344 KRIS: Exactly. SCOTT: Okay. 364 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:54,056 This is not a proper place you would go to celebrate one's birthday. 365 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,308 - Not-- - Especially not your glamorous ass. 366 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,142 [laughs] 367 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,020 What's going on? Any birthday party? 368 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,023 - Um, not really a birthday party. 369 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,901 No grandkids, but a few of my kids are gonna come over. 370 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,528 They haven't seen the house at all. 371 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,697 Yeah. - Is it a party? 372 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,325 - Well, like, dinner. We're gonna have dinner. 373 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,078 - When? - On Friday. 374 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,955 - Nobody told me. 375 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:19,873 - Didn't-- 376 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,460 Well, I don't know. I feel like I'm cheating on Kourtney. 377 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,629 - Why? - If I, If I tell you-- 378 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,256 'Cause I would love for you to come over. 379 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,258 - Why would I not come over? 380 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,719 You told me I was your blood-related son when my parents died. 381 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,223 - I still feel the same way. - You obviously don't. 382 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,937 KRIS: I love my children unconditionally, 383 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:47,109 and I fall in love with their partners through the years. 384 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:51,530 I mean, the first day we ever shot our show as a family, Scott was there. 385 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,868 So, I think when stuff like this happens, 386 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,119 it hurts all of us. 387 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,538 If you wanna come hang out, come hang out. 388 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:03,083 And it isn't something where I really have invited anybody to a party. 389 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,335 I mean, there's-- - You're obviously doing something, 390 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,212 and you're, like, embarrassed to keep it from me. - No, I'm not. 391 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,298 I'm not doing anything. 392 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,884 - It went from seeing your house-- - There's not a balloon. 393 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,468 - to having dinner. 394 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,429 - Well-- - And your dinners are, like, catered. 395 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,889 Mindy Weiss is probably there. 396 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,515 - Mindy Weiss. - There's probably val-- Is there valet parking? 397 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,225 - No, no. 398 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:26,523 - I don't know how Kris is trying to push this past me as not a party. 399 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,651 I mean, first it starts as, 400 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,486 "It's a house tour." 401 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,071 Is there a chef? 402 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,699 - Kind of. - What kind of food? 403 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,869 - Nobu. - You're a-- It's ridiculous. 404 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,205 So, it's catered Nobu with a chef. [chuckling] 405 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:44,249 Then it turns into a catered meal 406 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,336 by one of the fanciest restaurants in the world. 407 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,213 - Yeah. - Oh, j-- All of a sudden, 408 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,881 it was a walk-through of my house. 409 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,674 - Well, that's, basically, what it is-- - It's just wrong. 410 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,550 - and a meal. 411 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,969 - This sounds like the [bleep] Oscars, 412 00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:01,433 and you're trying to take me to lunch at Maria's for a chopped salad? 413 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,268 What am I, chopped liver? 414 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,271 - Well, if you and Travis are cool, then-- - We're fine! 415 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:11,068 For me to hear that you are having a little soiree, 416 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:14,071 and you don't think to invite me makes me feel like complete shit. 417 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,449 To be honest. And I love you, but like-- - Yeah. 418 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,076 Well, I love you, too. - How would you think I would feel? 419 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,911 KRIS: Kourtney met her soulmate. 420 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:24,706 That's gotta be hard for Scott to absorb, 421 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:29,586 but I never expected him to be so angry and wound up over this. 422 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,047 He just needs to grow up and be a little more mature. 423 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,925 - It's now-- It's, like, tainted. 424 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:38,178 - It's not tainted. - I'd rather just take you out to dinner, to be honest. 425 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,806 I don't wanna go to some place I'm not wanted. 426 00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,724 - You're always wanted. - I'm not! 427 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,143 Could you imagine if I singled you out? 428 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,772 Like, it's just mean. - I don't-- I'm not-- 429 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,817 I don't have a mean bone in my body. - You do. 430 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,029 - Wow, that's shady. 431 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,323 ♪ tense music plays ♪ 432 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,787 ♪ 433 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,622 ♪ Sit back ♪ 434 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,583 ♪ Watch me go ♪ 435 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:14,715 - Do we like this for-- 'Cause I have Paris's wedding. 436 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:19,344 Then I have... Simon and Phil's rehearsal dinner. 437 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:24,516 And then... I have their wedding, which I'm, like, contemplating 438 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,769 wearing, like-- 439 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,980 He said, "It's a gay wedding. There's no rules." 440 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,565 [all laughing] So. 441 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:35,235 I think that fashion has always been something that 442 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,029 I've always been really into, 443 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,864 but I've never been, like, the creative. 444 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,240 How would I do my hair? 445 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,326 - I think you should have your hair down, for sure. 446 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:44,828 KIM: I definitely see what I like, 447 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,540 but I've never really been, like, the visionary. 448 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,295 Kanye would come in and be like, "Oh, you should do your hair like this. 449 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,671 Oh, you should do your makeup like this." 450 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,965 That's his love language, is clothes. 451 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,343 And so, I always just trusted in him. 452 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,845 But... it's not just about clothes. 453 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,932 That was, like, the last thing we had really in common. 454 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,975 You guys, do these shoes match? 455 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:10,562 I'm tryna figure out, like, "Who am I in the fashion world? 456 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,898 Or who am I by myself?" 457 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:17,110 I was always, like, the Kardashians with my sisters. 458 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,029 And then I was, like, Kimye. 459 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,281 Like, who is Kim K.? 460 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,784 That is the jump. How do I get there without Kanye? 461 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,371 When I filed for divorce, it's been, like, 10 months now, 462 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:31,708 and I am finally... just, like, stepping out, 463 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,502 being like, "I can do this." 464 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,340 - Like, I feel like this would look cooler. 465 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,676 Like, these bags with your, um-- 466 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:43,637 KIM: Oh, what a nice bag. [person chuckles] 467 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,098 SCOTT: Are you decent? KIM: Yes. 468 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,517 Hi. - 'Cause if you weren't, I would've still came in. 469 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,436 KIM: Just tryna pick out some clothes, you know? 470 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,355 Scott always makes me laugh, 471 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,608 and always just, I think, will give me confidence. 472 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,194 I just want him here. I need some kind of moral support. 473 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,195 Hi, Chris. 474 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,825 - Thank you. It's, like, wedding... city. 475 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,910 So, I'm giving a speech at Simon's wedding. 476 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,579 - You the rehearsal? KIM: Yeah. 477 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:11,456 So, do you want-- You want me to, like, kinda give my speech to you guys? 478 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,375 - Dude, after SNL, you could do anything. 479 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,879 - I know, but I feel like after SNL, the pressure is mounting. SCOTT: Yeah. 480 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:19,423 KIM: So, I think I'll say something along the lines of like, 481 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:24,261 "I love a gay wedding. Like, I'm--" SCOTT: Oh, okay... Go right for it. 482 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:28,140 - And just feel like I, I haven't been one since my second wedding. 483 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:33,145 [all laughing] - Ohh! Pow! Beat-beat-beat-beat. 484 00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:35,731 - Funny or not funny? - It's amazing! 485 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:38,192 - I'm in my happy face. - I get it and I love it. 486 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:42,362 - But this is a big deal for me because this is, like, my first event 487 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:45,449 where I'm not using my stylist, and the whole team, and the whole thing-- 488 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,201 - So, this is all just gonna be you? - Mm-hm. 489 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,161 - Yeah, but I mean, look at how well you've done with SKIMS. 490 00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,412 I mean, you know what you're doing. 491 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,456 You know how to dress. Like, you always have. - Yeah. I know, but I just get, like-- 492 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,291 This is my one insecurity. - I'm excited. 493 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:57,085 I feel you're gonna go back to more, like, of you. 494 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,588 - But I don't know what that is. - I'll tell you right now. 495 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:00,214 - What? 496 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,467 [Kim laughing] 497 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:14,228 It's so crazy to me that Kim would ever, ever think or be insecure about her looks 498 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,231 because she's, maybe, the most famous person in the world 499 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,107 for being the most beautiful person in the world, 500 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:23,237 so kinda cool to know that everybody has their own insecurities sometimes, 501 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:26,323 but at the end of the day, nobody really does it better than her. 502 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:29,326 You know what, Kim? You're a changed woman and I respect it. 503 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:30,244 - All right. 504 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,163 This is it, guys. This is the look. 505 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,665 - That's a serious look. 506 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,708 [camera clicks] 507 00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:39,878 People are gonna like ya. 508 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,881 They're gonna like ya for who ya are, not what ya wear. 509 00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:46,426 I'm just kidding... obviously. 510 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,053 ♪ 511 00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:49,721 ♪ I came to win ♪ 512 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,140 ♪ I am that girl, I stunt, I spin ♪ 513 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,434 ♪ I stunt, I spin ♪ 514 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,812 - Beautiful, Kris. - Maybe just come out a little bit. 515 00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,522 KRIS: This is such a big week for me. 516 00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:01,233 We're shooting promos today for our new show, 517 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,361 I'm finally moving into my new house, 518 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:06,363 and it's my birthday. 519 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,241 Hi. KOURTNEY: Hi. 520 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:10,617 KRIS: What's goin' on? 521 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,828 - I was so sick last night. I was, like-- 522 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,872 - No. - I thought I was gonna die. 523 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:17,624 And then, today I was, like-- - Oh. 524 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,127 - I'm gonna-- Mason had a cold. - Well. 525 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,838 Oh, great. Well... okay. 526 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,673 I'll just stay away from you for the rest of the day. 527 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,008 Just wanna say this real fast 528 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:29,094 'cause I'm not gonna be in the same room with you for more than 10 minutes. 529 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,513 I had lunch with Scott because he's feeling-- - Mm-hm. 530 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,641 - really left out lately, and it's making me feel really bad. 531 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,475 - Mm-hm. 532 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:40,522 - I want nothing more than to see my daughter happy. 533 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:44,026 But I also love Scott very much, 534 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:49,364 and we want Travis to feel really comfortable and to feel welcome. 535 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:54,077 So... [chuckles] it's always some drama, isn't it? 536 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:59,124 I just wondered how you felt about him coming to my birthday dinner tonight. 537 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,961 - Whatever you want for your birthday, 538 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,173 I want it to be, like, the way that you envision your birthday. 539 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:10,427 - I feel like I'm cheating on Scott or I'm cheating on Travis. 540 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,721 Like, I don't wanna make... Travis feel a way, 541 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:15,098 and I don't want Scott to be sad. 542 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:18,185 - I know Travis is, like, a really authentic person, 543 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:22,773 and just wants to feel like he can be affectionate with me. 544 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:25,192 I just wanna protect our energy. 545 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:28,153 I think that's the only, the only thing. 546 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:30,072 I think whatever you want for your birthday. 547 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:33,116 Like... we want you to have the best birthday. 548 00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:36,036 - Well, I'm gonna take that answer while I've got it-- 549 00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:37,371 - 'Kay. - and skedaddle. 550 00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:40,332 And I hope you feel better. - So do I. 551 00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:42,960 - Why don't you open some windows and circulate some air 552 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,380 because it's like, uh-- And this feels like a hot air balloon 553 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,632 that's about to explode. - 'Kay. 554 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,217 ♪ 555 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,807 ♪ 556 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:01,144 ♪ Callin' all the shots ♪ 557 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,313 ♪ I keep showin' up ♪ 558 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,649 ♪ Everybody wanna be ♪ 559 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:06,483 ♪ I'm the queen ♪ 560 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,485 ♪ Miss Supreme ♪ 561 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:12,823 ♪ 562 00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:14,908 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 563 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:19,204 - It's my birthday. Mine. 564 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:20,455 It's my day, 565 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:24,585 and I just gave myself the ultimate birthday present, 566 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:25,961 which is a new house. 567 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,463 And I can't wait to see everybody tonight, 568 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,048 and have a wonderful time. 569 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,508 KIM: Oh my gosh. KOURTNEY: Hi. 570 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,177 - MTV Cribs. 571 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:36,388 KRIS: So nice. - No, wait 'til you go inside. 572 00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:38,182 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 573 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:40,309 Happy birthday. - Thank you. Look at this. 574 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:41,643 KOURTNEY: So pretty. KRIS: Hi. 575 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,145 - Hi, Mom. - What do you think, guys? 576 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,229 - We love it. - It's so good. 577 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,647 - Hey, Mr. Romance. 578 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:49,026 - Yes. Hi. How are you? - That was-- Oh my god. 579 00:26:49,026 --> 00:26:51,403 It was so beautiful. - Aw, thank you so much. 580 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:56,658 - My mom's house is incredible. I know it's everything she's dreamed of. 581 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,120 KRIS: It's a real Tiffany lamp-- 582 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,498 - Cute! Did you show Ellen already? - that I got myself for my birthday. Yeah. 583 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:06,293 So... this is the theater. 584 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,294 KOURTNEY: So good. 585 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:10,172 - This with this screensaver, too, is, like, breathtaking. 586 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,340 [Kris laughs] 587 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:14,635 KRIS: This is my piano room bar. - Ooh, I'm gonna have 588 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:18,555 a... chocolate covered-- - And they have lychee martinis. 589 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:19,932 TRAVIS: Love your gym. 590 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:23,894 - I love that it's really infused with our personality. 591 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,562 KRIS: Look at this. 592 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:29,149 - [gasps] Perfect. [Kris chuckles] 593 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:32,528 Oh my god! Kris! KRIS: Isn't it great? 594 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,405 I know. It's my dream. [Kris chuckles] 595 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:38,450 FAYE RESNICK: I have goosebumps everywhere. 596 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,577 This is out of this world. 597 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,995 What a birthday. 598 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,956 - I know. Happy birthday. 599 00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:48,252 - The table, the ruffles, the little martini table. 600 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:52,673 Living in Kris Jenner world is just... fabulousness. 601 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,425 Like, being surrounded by, like, opulence, 602 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:58,887 and a dirty martini in a crystal glass 603 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,222 covered in diamonds. 604 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,641 And always made up and in these gowns. 605 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:08,397 And candlelight, and dinner china, and fabulous shit everywhere. 606 00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:11,441 It's, like, sensory overload. - You've gotta go see the refrigerator. 607 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,818 - Oh, I saw it. 608 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,403 - I'm so happy for you, 609 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:17,823 and I'm so proud of you about flying, and how you're just-- 610 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:20,576 Like, you're good again. Like, you've just-- - Yeah. 611 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:22,619 - That's a huge thing that you overcame. 612 00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,371 - Yeah, I told her she transformed me. 613 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:27,249 I'm like-- I'd never even considered it before. ELLEN: Yeah. 614 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:30,752 KRIS: There's Scott. 615 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,171 - Yo, brother. 616 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:36,592 ♪ 617 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,389 ♪ 618 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:46,059 - Hi! Welcome. SCOTT: Hello. 619 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,978 It's nice and homey. [Kris laughs] 620 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,938 Wait, I wanna give you your present. 621 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:51,773 - [gasps] What? 622 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,567 - I'd like you to open it in front of me, too, 623 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:54,943 because it's very you. 624 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,070 Hey, guys. - Hi. 625 00:28:57,487 --> 00:29:01,491 SCOTT: Hey. KHLOÈ: Mazel... mazel, mazel. 626 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:05,204 - To be in the same room together is not a bad thing. 627 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:08,248 It's a great first step for everyone, 628 00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:12,085 and it will take time to really figure out, 629 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,462 like, what makes sense. 630 00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:15,672 - Congratulations, brother. - Thank you, thank you. 631 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:18,592 - Congrats. - Hi. Thank you. I've seen you. 632 00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:20,802 - Well, I haven't seen you both together. - Thank you. 633 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:27,309 - It's so awkward for the other siblings involved. 634 00:29:27,309 --> 00:29:28,894 We don't know what to do. 635 00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:34,733 We're all just trying to be respectful to each other's new lives, 636 00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:37,945 but it's like we're always just ignoring this elephant in the room. 637 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:40,822 It's bizarre, and I don't know why we're all tiptoeing around something 638 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:44,034 that's not even our [bleep] relationship to tiptoe around. 639 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:50,082 I'm exhausted just trying to explain this to everyone, and I'm [bleep] sweating. 640 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:53,794 I FaceTimed you. 641 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:58,924 [laughing] - I get it. 642 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:05,973 - Leave me alone. PRODUCER: That's a big smile. 643 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,351 [laughs] 644 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:17,734 - Truly the sweetest-- - I've heard that. 645 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:18,861 - Right, which makes-- - nicest-- 646 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,612 - All that is fine. 647 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,447 - human being on the planet. 648 00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:24,908 SCOTT: But aren't you just having a good time? 649 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:27,202 - I'll tell you guys later. - Okay. 650 00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:30,539 - We'll talk, we'll talk later. [laughs] 651 00:30:30,539 --> 00:30:33,667 - We're gonna sit down and get started with some appetizers. 652 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:36,211 My favorite thing in the world is to be with my family. 653 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:39,631 As time goes by, I realize I really wanna spend more time 654 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:41,884 with my kids whenever I can. 655 00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:46,763 We're all so busy, so crazy, and the days go by so fast, 656 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:49,808 so, this, to me, is heaven. 657 00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:57,065 KRIS: Oh, look at them. Wait, look. Look at them. 658 00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:59,193 Oh, look. No, look. 659 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,694 [laughing] 660 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,529 This is, like, real life, you guys. 661 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:14,750 - And Scott's right there. KHLOÈ: It's okay. Everything's okay. 662 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,543 KRIS: Oh, this couldn't be more awkward. 663 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:21,507 - Yeah. 664 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:25,677 - I know we were holding back. That I do know. 665 00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:29,723 Like, we weren't, like, just fully going for it. 666 00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:39,274 I didn't know that anyone was looking at us. 667 00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,609 Okay. PERSON: Yep. 668 00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:42,778 - Scott? SCOTT: Yes. 669 00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:45,364 - Sit right here. - Next to Khlo? 670 00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:46,198 KRIS: Sure. 671 00:31:57,042 --> 00:32:00,045 KOURTNEY: Do you not like that? - No, I do. I love that. 672 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,715 - She found someone. I'm happy for her. 673 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:07,636 She's got a man that loves her and she deserves it 674 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:12,057 because... there were so many years that I didn't put her first. 675 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:17,354 - This is-- makes me happy. This-- You're all my favorite people. 676 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,608 - You're one of my favorite 12 people. - All that matters. 677 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,443 [clinking glass] KRIS: Oh. 678 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:24,862 - What? SCOTT: Oh, we got a toast comin' on. 679 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:26,071 - What? 680 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:27,906 SCOTT: Yeah, Khlo. 681 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:29,867 KHLOÈ: I'm normally not allowed to give speeches, 682 00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:32,995 but everyone, I just wanted to say happy birthday 683 00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:35,831 to my... beautiful mom. 684 00:32:35,831 --> 00:32:39,668 You, literally, are the reason why we are all here. 685 00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:43,505 Um, you are the reason for everything. You are the queen of all queens, 686 00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:46,091 and we're all so grateful to have you in our lives. 687 00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,676 SCOTT: Ain't that the truth. - We love you. 688 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:51,305 We're all so happy that, like, this is your home! 689 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,849 - I know! Welcome! - This is your home! 690 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:57,019 We're so happy that we are all together. 691 00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:59,313 We love you, and we hope you have the best birthday. 692 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:01,565 Thank you. ALL: Happy birthday! Cheers! 693 00:33:02,357 --> 00:33:07,571 ALL [singing]: ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday to ya ♪ 694 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:10,657 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ [laughs] 695 00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:12,284 KRIS: Thank you, guys. I love you. 696 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,623 ♪ "Living in the Sunshine" by Única playing ♪ 697 00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,167 ♪ 698 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,045 ♪ 699 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,797 ♪ When they hear the beat drop, the crowd goes whoa ♪ 700 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:28,175 ♪ Sippin' on lil' juice, puffin' on the smoke ♪ 701 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:30,344 ♪ Then we do a little pop, drop it down real low ♪ 702 00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:32,679 ♪ Drop it down real slow, just so everybody knows ♪ 703 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,972 ♪ There's some baddies... ♪ 704 00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:36,016 KENDALL: Clouds are rollin' in. 705 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:38,268 I love these little trips that we do. 706 00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:40,229 I'm just sad I'm missing my mom's birthday, 707 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:43,899 but I'll be back to give her a nice birthday hug in a couple days. 708 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,318 KRIS [on phone]: Hi. - Hi. 709 00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:48,612 - Hi, honey. How are you doing? 710 00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:51,406 - I'm good. I was just calling to see how your birthday was. 711 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:54,284 - Oh my god. We had so much fun. 712 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:57,412 - What was the vibes? Was, uh, was everyone there? 713 00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:59,414 - Scott came. - Shut up. 714 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:02,960 - Yeah, Scott came. So, Scott and Travis together-- - Wait, how was that? 715 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,587 Well, it was gonna have to happen at some point anyways. 716 00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:07,214 Do you know what I mean? And it's good to just, like, 717 00:34:07,214 --> 00:34:10,342 break the ice, I guess. - Exactly. 718 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:13,554 That's exactly how I felt. - And Scott was okay and stuff? 719 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:16,139 - He was great. - Okay, good. 720 00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:16,974 I love Scott. 721 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:19,434 I mean, I've known him since I was a baby, since I was a kid, 722 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,228 since they first started dating, 723 00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:23,188 since before our show started, I've known Scott, 724 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:25,399 so Scott is, is my brother. 725 00:34:25,399 --> 00:34:27,276 Like, we're, basically, blood at this point. 726 00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:30,487 And so, it would be very weird if he wasn't a part of our family, 727 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:32,030 and I don't think there's ever gonna be a day 728 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:34,658 where he's not a part of our family in some capacity. 729 00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:37,870 KRIS: I give a lot of props to Travis, too, 730 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:40,789 because Travis treated him so nicely, 731 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:42,457 and it was, it was a great night. - Good. 732 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:44,543 - I thought it went well. - But Travis is a great guy, so that's awesome. 733 00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:47,129 - Yeah, he is the best. The best. 734 00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:50,132 - Mmm, all right. Well, I love you. - Okay. 735 00:34:50,132 --> 00:34:50,966 Bye. - Bye. 736 00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:54,636 ♪ "Queen" by Stella Mwangi playing ♪ 737 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:56,889 ♪ You the queen, queen, queen ♪ 738 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:01,268 ♪ And you got that thing, show 'em how it's gonna be ♪ 739 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:02,978 ♪ Hey ladies ♪ 740 00:35:02,978 --> 00:35:03,979 KHLOÈ: How are you? 741 00:35:05,606 --> 00:35:08,901 ♪ And you got that that thing, ah-aa, show 'em how it's gonna be ♪ 742 00:35:09,985 --> 00:35:11,445 ♪ I'm hustlin', uh ♪ 743 00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,447 ♪ I need a man to put some muscle in, uh ♪ 744 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:16,658 I love your necklace. - Thank you. 745 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:21,330 WAITER: Cauliflower, [inaudible] truffle fries. 746 00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,248 KHLOÈ: Thank you so much. WAITER: Of course. 747 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:25,542 - Oh my god, so-- MALIKA: How is your house? 748 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:29,922 - Same. The amount of [bleep] that happens over there. 749 00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:33,300 They put doors on my whole closet. 750 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,052 - But on, on what closet? - My closet. 751 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:36,845 My master closet, they put doors. 752 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,555 - No, they didn't. - And I was-- Yesterday, I go, 753 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:41,225 "What are all these doors," when I was walking around. 754 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:46,104 I am so excited for my house to be done. I'm so excited to move in. 755 00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:50,234 I have daydreams about living next door to my mom, 756 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:54,196 and I get to just walk on over, and join her little cocktail hour, 757 00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:56,782 and just, like-- My mom lives the life. 758 00:35:57,282 --> 00:36:00,410 - Um, Tristan. How's your daughter's father doing? 759 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:03,705 - Tristan is great. He's in Sacramento. 760 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:06,708 Oh my gosh, I guess someone hit him in a game the other day, 761 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,877 and he, like, severed his tongue, 762 00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:11,755 and had to get all these stitches on his tongue. - Ex-- Ex-- 763 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:15,843 Severed is an extreme word. - Yeah, I-- It wasn't that extreme. 764 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:19,096 I say severed because it was the most disgusting thing. - And stitches in a tongue 765 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:21,515 is aggressive. - It's gross, it's gross. 766 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:23,350 And he, he couldn't really talk. - Oh, wow. 767 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:26,186 - It was pretty funny for-- Now that he's okay, it's funny. 768 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:30,315 He will be in town soon, and I'm excited to show him the house 769 00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:32,568 'cause it'll be ready by then. - Oh, for sure. 770 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:35,487 - Right now, Tristan and I are so happy. 771 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:37,823 Of course, he's my best friend. 772 00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:41,785 We have so much fun together, and he's trying so hard, 773 00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:44,371 going to therapy, doing all of these things. 774 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:46,665 And I think that's really what I'm most proud of. 775 00:36:47,249 --> 00:36:50,586 I'm so excited for all these new chapters, and all the new things happening. 776 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:54,631 I'm excited for the move, and then thi-- So, bloop. 777 00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:56,633 Mama is good, girl. 778 00:36:58,093 --> 00:36:59,970 Hm. - Hm. 779 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:00,971 - Hm. 780 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:06,643 ♪ 781 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:12,649 ♪ Risin' up from the ground ♪ 782 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:15,819 ♪ Everybody who put me down ♪ 783 00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:19,198 ♪ I'm gonna prove it to you now ♪ 784 00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:21,200 KENDALL: Mom? 785 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,951 KRIS: Coming! 786 00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:24,578 What do you think? 787 00:37:24,578 --> 00:37:26,663 - Mom, this is so nice. 788 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,207 - Thank you. 789 00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,709 - I feel bad 'cause I missed my mom's birthday, 790 00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,294 and I didn't get to see her brand-new house, 791 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:33,754 which I was, actually, really excited about 792 00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:37,341 because one of my secret passions in life is interior design and architecture, 793 00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:39,468 so... she killed it. She really did. 794 00:37:39,468 --> 00:37:43,347 - I've just been working the whole time, so it doesn't even feel like home yet. 795 00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:45,224 And I don't know where everything is. 796 00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:47,559 Do you want, um, the chef to make you a snack? 797 00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:50,604 - I'm making it myself... Just gotta chop up some cucumber. 798 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:53,065 It's pretty easy. - Okay... You go, girl. 799 00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:56,985 Be careful, 'cause I cut-- I nicked myself the other day. 800 00:37:56,985 --> 00:37:59,488 - I know, I'm kinda scared. - There ya go. 801 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:01,281 - Don't cucumbers have seeds? 802 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:04,952 Oh yeah, there we go. I, definitely... am not a good cutter, 803 00:38:04,952 --> 00:38:06,578 so don't zoom in on me. 804 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,997 I'm not professional whatsoever. 805 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,583 - Hey, chef? 806 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:14,670 Do you wanna cut this up for her? - I'll do it, Mom. It's fine. 807 00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:17,089 [knocks at door] Someone's at the door. 808 00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:20,592 - Hey! SCOTT: Oh, hi. 809 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,261 - How's it goin'? - It's goin'. 810 00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,805 Wow, the house looks even better during the day. 811 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:25,848 KENDALL: Hello. 812 00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:29,434 SCOTT: Hello. - Hello. Kendall's cutting cucumber. 813 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:31,687 - Nice. What are you making? - Mm-hm. 814 00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:34,773 - A cucumber snackerini? - Yeah, with hummus and pretzels. 815 00:38:34,773 --> 00:38:37,067 - [inaudible] hummus. - Hummus. 816 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:38,485 - Should we sit outside, guys? 817 00:38:39,111 --> 00:38:40,445 So lovely out. 818 00:38:40,445 --> 00:38:41,780 KRIS: Sure. KENDALL: Okay. 819 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:43,115 KRIS: Okay, Kendall. 820 00:38:43,115 --> 00:38:44,616 SCOTT: What're you guys up to? 821 00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:47,035 - Just hangin' out. - I just saw the house for the first time. 822 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:48,662 - No way. Really? - Mm-hm. 823 00:38:48,662 --> 00:38:50,664 - Oh, it's incredible, isn't it? - It's so nice. 824 00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:52,082 SCOTT: It's sick. KENDALL: No, it's wild. 825 00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:54,251 - That a little earring boot? 826 00:38:54,251 --> 00:38:55,627 - Yeah, a little cowboy boot. - Oh, that's cute. 827 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:56,461 - Let me see. 828 00:38:57,421 --> 00:39:00,048 Oh, so cute. - My assistant has a jewelry line. 829 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:02,259 She made it for me. KRIS: Of course, she does. 830 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:06,096 - What's going on for Thanksgiving? Did I get banned from that yet? 831 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:08,515 - Um, we're doing Thanksgiving in Palm Springs, 832 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,142 but-- - But am I invited or not? 833 00:39:10,142 --> 00:39:11,393 KRIS: You're invited. 834 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:13,645 I just have to figure out where everybody's staying now. 835 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,147 There's no more rooms available. - Oh, really? 836 00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:18,192 KRIS: Sometimes Scott can play a bit of a victim, 837 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:20,986 and I feel like that's what's happening here right now. 838 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,488 I just want everybody to be happy, 839 00:39:23,488 --> 00:39:25,324 but don't put me in the middle. 840 00:39:25,782 --> 00:39:26,950 KENDALL: I wasn't here for the birthday dinner. 841 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,160 Weren't you guys all together? 842 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:32,998 - Yeah. - Why didn't you invite me to your birthday? 843 00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:35,626 - I didn't really invite anyone to my birthday. 844 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:38,212 It was empty. She didn't even come. 845 00:39:38,754 --> 00:39:40,839 - Kourt didn't even come. Nobody came. 846 00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,675 - People came. - I'm sorry. 847 00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,344 - I mean, I love you. I've been helping you, like, 848 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:47,471 throw your birthday parties for the last 10 years. 849 00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:49,431 - I love you, too, but I-- SCOTT: ...birthday parties. 850 00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:51,391 Didn't Kourtney go? And Travis? - No... No. 851 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,101 Nobody went. - At your house? 852 00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:54,686 - Oh, at the dinner at my house. - Didn't you have a big birthday dinner? 853 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:55,687 Yeah. - Yeah, but, 854 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,523 literally, only Kourtney and Travis came. - That wasn't a birthday party, though. 855 00:39:57,523 --> 00:39:59,066 - That wasn't a party. 856 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:02,236 - Never in a million years would Kendall not invite me to a birthday dinner. 857 00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,904 - She didn't have a birthday dinner. 858 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:06,073 - What are you talking about? KENDALL: Yeah, I did. - She had a birthday party at a club. 859 00:40:06,073 --> 00:40:08,158 - Oh, so I wasn't invited to that either then? 860 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,576 - I had a birthday dinner, Mom. 861 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,497 - Where was the birthday dinner? - You were there at my house. 862 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:14,998 KRIS: That was the birthday dinner? 863 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,000 - So, why wasn't I invited to that? 864 00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,586 - We've already went over this, Scott. 865 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,463 I-- - I haven't talked to you about it. 866 00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:23,674 - It was, actually, all my friends. And, literally, I d-- 867 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:24,842 It wasn't even-- - Oh, you just didn't want me there. 868 00:40:24,842 --> 00:40:27,344 - No, I wasn't going to invite family members, period. 869 00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:29,388 - But you invited everybody but me? 870 00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:32,516 - Just 'cause Kourt was gonna be there. Kourt-- It was very intimate. 871 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:35,018 - But, like, I don't understand why I should be left out. 872 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,228 - And I'm not saying you should. 873 00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:37,980 That is not my business at the end of the day. 874 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,064 Like, Kourtney-- - Okay. 875 00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:40,440 Then if it's not your business, then-- - Kourtney, but Kourt-- 876 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,818 It making Kourtney uncomfortable is not part-- 877 00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:44,528 Like, that's not part of my business. 878 00:40:44,528 --> 00:40:46,738 Like, I'm so sorry that that makes you sad, 879 00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:48,407 and I'm not ever trying to leave you out, 880 00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:51,159 but what I'm saying is, like, by Kourtney b-being 881 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,703 uncomfortable by something like that-- - But, like, I would never not invite-- 882 00:40:52,703 --> 00:40:54,830 - that's not really my-- - you when I've had a girlfriend. 883 00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,456 - It's so different, Scott. 884 00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:59,543 - You can't, like, take a second and be like, "Hey, I'm having a birthday. 885 00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:00,961 I feel like you might be uncomfortable." - No, you're right. 886 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:02,838 I should've texted you, but I've been the one 887 00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:05,299 to have that attitude about it the entire time. 888 00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:07,342 - So, what does that mean? - When-- The night that-- 889 00:41:07,342 --> 00:41:09,011 Even the night that they got engaged, 890 00:41:09,011 --> 00:41:11,013 I was the one that was, literally, like, 891 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:13,015 "All right, like, what about Scott's feelings, though? 892 00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:13,849 What's Scott gonna feel?" 893 00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:16,310 - Have I not? Have I not? KRIS: That's true. She was the one who-- SCOTT: And I heard that. 894 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:17,394 Great! And I heard that, 895 00:41:17,394 --> 00:41:18,854 and then you don't invite me to your birthday. 896 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:20,689 - Kourtney, at the end of the day, is my sister. 897 00:41:20,689 --> 00:41:21,899 Of course, I want her there. - I get it. 898 00:41:21,899 --> 00:41:24,026 - This dinner was, literally, 15 people. 899 00:41:24,026 --> 00:41:26,069 If it's an intimate dinner, and I'm not willing to have 900 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,155 an uncomfortable situation happen-- - I don't know what you're getting mad about. 901 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:29,698 - You're mad! - All I'm saying is, I'm upset. 902 00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:31,033 Why wouldn't I be? - You're mad and I'm saying sorry! 903 00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:33,952 - I would never not invite you. - But, Scott, I'm saying sorry. 904 00:41:33,952 --> 00:41:36,371 What I'm-- - I've not heard you say sorry. 905 00:41:36,371 --> 00:41:37,831 [cross talk] 906 00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:39,082 - But can you let me speak-- [cross talk] 907 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:40,167 I'm, literally-- I'm out. 908 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,169 This is so [bleep] ridiculous. - Oh my god. 909 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:45,172 - You won't let me speak, Scott. You're talking over me. 910 00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,340 Exactly how you are right now. 911 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,050 - First of all, you started saying you didn't even have a [bleep] party. 912 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,010 Or a birthday. - No, I didn't! I literally-- 913 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,595 - First, you said, "I didn't have a birthday." - Scott-- 914 00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:53,347 - "I didn't have a party." - Wh-- That was my mom, Scott! 915 00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:55,182 I, literally, said, "Yes, Mom, I did." - You said it straight to me. 916 00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:57,392 - Scott, go-- Please replay the [bleep] videos. 917 00:41:57,392 --> 00:41:59,520 I'm so over this shit, Scott. For real. 918 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,270 - Ooh. 919 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:03,106 ♪ tense music plays ♪ 920 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,568 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 921 00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:08,695 - Nobody wants to deal with anything in this family... 922 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:09,863 - Listen-- - ...about anything. 923 00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:13,158 - You immediately attacked me, and I was like, "Oh, I don't like this." 924 00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:14,910 - Scott is never leaving. 925 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,662 Kanye's never leaving. 926 00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:18,330 Looks like you're never leaving. 927 00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:20,874 - More like you're never leaving me. - Oh, okay. 928 00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:26,672 - You guys! 929 00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:28,799 The results are on my phone. 930 00:42:28,799 --> 00:42:30,092 Log on to the portal. 931 00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:32,052 If I don't pass the Bar, 932 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:34,304 then this law school journey is over for me. 933 00:42:34,304 --> 00:42:37,140 Like, my heart is racing. - My heart's racing, too. 934 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:38,934 ♪ 935 00:42:38,934 --> 00:42:41,144 ♪ I've been on the ground, I got big dreams ♪ 936 00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:45,649 ♪ Yeah, I'mma do big things, you gon' see my name on the big screen ♪ 937 00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:48,527 ♪ I go hard, go hard ♪ 938 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,779 ♪ If you hatin', don't start, don't start ♪ 939 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:53,532 ♪ I'm the boss, I'm the coach in charge ♪ 940 00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:55,450 ♪ And my team headin' straight to the top ♪ 941 00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:57,202 ♪ Can't slow me down, I'm too fast ♪ 942 00:42:57,202 --> 00:42:59,454 ♪ Keep throwin' shade, I'll just sit back and laugh ♪ 943 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:01,790 ♪ All of that drama, leave it in the past ♪ 944 00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:04,001 ♪ I'm 'bout my cash and I'm comin' for the bag ♪ 945 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,920 ♪ I've been goin' hard on the come up ♪ 946 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,755 ♪ Workin' all night 'til the sun up ♪ 947 00:43:09,214 --> 00:43:13,802 ♪ Took a few L's, now we one up on the come up, on the come up ♪ 948 00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:16,096 ♪ I've been goin' hard on the come up ♪ 949 00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:18,307 ♪ Workin' all night 'til the sun up ♪ 950 00:43:18,307 --> 00:43:22,644 ♪ Took a few L's, now we one up on the come up, on the come up ♪ 951 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:27,065 ♪ Watch me go, go, go, now watch me go, go, go ♪ 952 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:28,066 ♪ Now watch me ♪