♪ mellow music playing ♪
KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...
- I know how life can change on a dime.
I've been through so much BS lately.
EMPLOYEE: What are you lookin' for?
KRIS: I'm looking for something
for joint pain. - Okay.
KHLOÉ: Do you guys have one of these that say "sleep"?
- As her mom, I can tell Khloé has been feeling really down.
Okay, so should we take a whole or a half?
- I would take a half.
- [laughing] You're so funny.
Oh.
- I need to give you one of these every day.
[people cheering]
TRACY: Would you ever go to space? - No.
After talking to Bezos about it and hearing how safe it is,
I felt comfortable with Pete going.
- How's the hip feeling?
- So, I'm having a really hard time walking up the stairs.
- It's time to see the surgeon and see what he says.
- I-- Makes me wanna cry.
Ah.
It's just, like, you don't wanna feel like
you're gonna be that person on a walker, you know?
♪
♪ "Crazy Wild" by Vanacore Music playing ♪
♪ Turn up the dial ♪
♪ Turn up the heat, I came in style ♪
♪ It's goin' down ♪
♪ Crazy wild ♪
- I just got back from Italy and I'm just so excited to see my family
and catch up with everyone.
I feel like I've been gone for so long.
KHLOÉ: Hi, doll... You little doll.
Hi, MJ.
KIM: Grandma! - Hi.
- I missed you so much. - I was thinking of you so much.
No, I was just wanting to talk to you.
Isn't that funny? - Hi, Mom.
KRIS: Hi. KIM: Yeah, I feel like we need
some time to gossip.
MJ: Yeah. - So much to tell you.
- You need all my input. KIM: You know what's so crazy?
Pete and I were staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel last weekend
and we were sitting in front of the fireplace, just talking for hours.
And I was like, "My grandma told me that you really live life
when you have sex in front of the fireplace."
And so, we had sex in front of the fireplace in honor of you.
I know that's really creepy. - Not in the lobby.
KIM: Not in the lobby?! [MJ and Kim laughing]
Or how creepy to think about your grandma
before you have sex. - I know, but I was younger once.
I was younger once.
KIM: Speaking of Pete--
- He's so cute. - He's so nice.
I have to tell you guys something.
- Wait, she has to tell us something? - He's so-- No, no, no. Nothing like that.
So-- - We just got divorced.
- I know. It's nothing like that. KHLOÉ: Okay--
KRIS: Okay. - It's nothing like that, guys.
- I thought she was gonna say
she's engaged. - No, I was saying I'm really-- No.
I'm saying I'm really excited that he's going to space.
KHLOÉ: Oh! I can handle space. Okay. - He's gonna go, he's gonna go--
- He's really gonna go? - He's really gonna go.
Jeff Bezos is sending him... - That's crazy!
- ...to space.
- That's amazing. [phone buzzes]
- Space boy.
- Put him on speaker.
- Wait, I'm putting you on speaker, okay?
KRIS: Hey. - I'm with my mom,
and my grandma, and Khloé.
My grandma says she misses you. PETE DAVIDSON [on phone]: Hey.
- Hey, Pete.
KRIS: So, you're going to space?
- Woo.
- Oh my god. Is Jeff going with you?
[laughter]
- Do you have a will? [laughs]
KHLOÉ: That's nice.
- Oh good.
Pete, are you nervous?
KHLOÉ: That's true. [laughter]
- [laughs] Are you gonna come back? - Yeah, wait a minute.
- Pete is amazing. No drama, no stress.
He's just Pete, fits in with the family.
I think Kim is happy. She laughs, she's more confident.
Pete brings out the best in her.
- Okay, babe, I'll call you in a little bit.
PETE: Okay. - Okay, bye.
I kept on saying, "Do you wanna watch Armageddon?"
'Cause I thought it was, like, a love story.
And he was, like, hysterically laughing... KRIS: No.
- ...being like, "That's not a love story."
But I think it's about-- I don't know what happens, to be honest.
MJ: I don't remember. - Okay, there's a comment.
There's somethin' with that-- - Hm, well, I was off.
♪
♪ mellow rock music playing ♪
♪ Mm ♪
♪ Oh ♪
- [sighs] Those stairs wiped me out.
[laughs]
I'm excited that we're finally executing 'cause how long have we had this idea for?
It's been, like, years. - We've been talking about this for years.
- Literally, years.
- I feel like it started 'cause you were redoing yours.
- Yes. - And I was redoing mine.
- Yes. - And we love it--
We love the process so much.
KENDALL: Fai is one of my best friends.
Him and I collaborate really heavily on a lotta 818 design stuff.
We have been talking about flipping homes.
We both have the taste. - Yep.
- You have the knowledge, meaning, like, the technical knowledge.
- But you're-- Like, the house you just found is genius.
- But I feel like I could really see a vision.
Like, I could be like, this is a piece of shit right now,
but, like, we could really do this, and go here,
and... whatever. - You are really good at that.
I get excited about, like, nerdy things, like lighting.
- I think that's where we're gonna have the most of our arguments.
- [laughs] 'Cause I'm gonna-- - I'm gonna be like,
"You need recessed lighting!"
And you're gonna be like, "No!" [chuckles]
SERVER: [inaudible] grain bowl, the green salad.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Wow, the cucumbers on that salad are calling my name.
Um, I think the new beginning for me started with, like, 818
and I think it made me fall in love with, like... passion--
- Projects. - Do you know-- Not passion projects
'cause it is, like, a proper business,
but, like, doing something creative.
Like, that, like, brings me pure joy and, like, makes me feel super fulfilled.
I renovated my home a couple years ago.
And, like, when I tell you, I had, like, the time of my life
going through the creative process of renovating my home.
I can't wait to actually, like, finally execute.
I think we're both in, like, the right place.
- Yeah, I'm excited. We're gonna go see one tomorrow.
- Yep.
- It almost, like, was-- This is so cheesy,
but it was almost like I found my purpose.
Like, I was like, "Wow, this feels so good."
And I'm just, like, super excited, and it, it kept me, like, energized,
and it kept me feeling alive, so... I love it.
We really are... a potential dream team here.
- We are.
♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Gettin' up off the ground ♪
♪ Ooh, oh ♪
KRIS: Ugh, here we go.
I've never been so nervous for a doctor's visit.
COREY: Don't be nervous.
- Hello.
I'm finally biting the bullet.
I'm here to see the doctor because I have this excruciating hip pain.
I got an extensive set of X-rays.
I had an MRI, and I had a CAT scan, and everything else.
KRIS: Nice to see you.
And I really wanna find out what's going on with my hip
and hopefully, he'll have good news.
[winces]
DR. JASON SNIBBE: Hi. - I need this. Hi.
- Hey, good morning. - Are you Dr. Snibbe?
- I am. Hi. - I'm Kris.
- How are you, Kris?
- Can I-- Do you mind if I did my mask off?
- Please. - Can we do that?
Yeah, thank you. - Yeah.
- So, tell me-- I'm just gonna sit down. KRIS: Yeah, so.
Basically, my history--
- Yeah, talk to me. - My-- It's my right leg.
- Okay. - Last week, I literally couldn't walk.
I could not go from here to there without the cane.
And I went, "Oh, this is not good." - Yeah.
- The pain that I've been feeling seems to be getting in the way of my life.
And that is not something that I can really tolerate
or have the patience for.
I have this big, beautiful, fabulous life
and I have so many kids and grandkids that I wanna share it with.
And all I wanna do is fix the problem and move on
so I can live the best, longest life possible.
DR. SNIBBE: We'll show you on your MRI.
From here to here, there's no cartilage, right?
You've lost all the cartilage in the center of your hip.
Cartilage wears away. - Mm-hm.
- Then there's bone left.
Then when the bones touch each other, that's what hurts.
That's, That's, That's what arthritis is.
- Like, when you say that that's arthritis--
And what is the cure for that?
DR. SNIBBE: Hip replacement.
- So-- Arthritis goes away. - That's how you fix it.
Gone.
And the hip replacement will last the rest of your life.
KRIS: Hearing the doctor say that I need a hip replacement
is really scary for me.
It reminds me of somebody a lot older than I feel on the inside
and somebody who is going to have challenges for the rest of her life.
This is, like, serious.
- What's the recovery? Can she walk?
DR. SNIBBE: You could walk immediately.
So, you'll start with a walker, then you go to a cane.
I know, I know. [laughs]
COREY: Wait, for real? - I won't--
- Oh my god, babe. - I won't-- No--
We'll make sure nobody films it. [laughs]
Or they might-- - Oh, they'll love this one.
PRODUCER: I can't promise that.
- I'm really nervous about telling my kids
because I don't want them to worry about me,
and I know they're gonna be upset that I have to go through a major surgery,
and it's just-- it's hard on the family.
- Yeah... I know, but she's gonna be happy.
She'll be very, very happy. - If I was your sister,
what would you tell me to do?
- Do it now... and get it over with so go--
you go live your life. - Yeah.
Okay.
We got this. DR. SNIBBE: All right, we got this.
♪
♪ I gotta dig down deep ♪
♪ I gotta find release ♪
♪ Find that part of me ♪
♪ I won't ever let go ♪
♪ I have found my home ♪
- In order to find your life path number,
take your birth date
and reduce it down to its numerical value.
Do I add 27 to the month or do I add two plus seven?
- What, is this to figure out what numerology number you are?
KHLOÉ: Facts. MJ: Two plus seven.
- So, it's two plus seven is nine plus six is 15.
- What are you guys doing?
MJ: Numerology.
You know what? You could just google it.
- That's what I'm doing.
- Are you doing the surgery?
KRIS: I am.
The doctor saw my MRI results
and he said, "You need a hip replacement right away."
And I don't wanna have this surgery in five years
when I'm, you know, five years older
and then you can't really heal as well.
You heal better when you're younger, obviously.
KIM: Yeah. - So... it's just a
it's just a... mind[bleep].
ALL: Why?
- It's just you realize that you don't have that much more time.
It's like, suddenly, I can't do all the things.
- But so, you gotta fix it so you can. KRIS: Right?
It's just, like... my hip goes out, my knee is torn.
- You're realizing that you're just getting older. - I have an eye infection. I can't see.
I have the TV up too loud. Corey says I can't hear.
I'm like, you know-- It's like-- I feel like Humpty Dumpty.
KIM: It scares my mom to get older for sure.
She's the type of person that used to have a jar of marbles
and say each marble represents the number amount
of Christmases or summers she has left.
She'd be like, "There's only 20 marbles left," you know?
But it makes me really, like, deeply sad and just emotional
to know that she's so scared to get older.
- I don't wanna cry, but you just feel like--
I don't know, you just--
You never really talk about it too much to me,
but it's like you turn a corner
and the corner you turn, you j-- you have this new chapter, you know?
♪ somber music playing ♪
♪
- It messes with your head because I've always felt like I was 40 years old.
It's not about what I'm going through physically,
it's what I'm going through mentally
and emotionally. MJ: Oh.
Kinda like a change of life. - Yeah.
- She doesn't feel like her mental is, is aligning with her body
and that must be really frustrating.
- It's the realization that I'm getting older.
- I'm sorry that you feel like this
and no one's trying to invalidate that at all,
but I also think the sooner you get it done,
hopefully, you're gonna then not feel like this and get outta this head space.
You also talk yourself into a really dark place.
I see you do it all the time.
And how you talk to yourself is so [bleep] brutal. You do.
You're really mean to yourself.
KIM: You guys, she can have her moment.
- Yes.
But you gotta stop with that mentality
or else you're always gonna be in that place.
- Yeah... Yeah, no, you're right.
- I don't wanna think about my mom getting older. I mean, it's sad.
I don't know what I'm gonna do without her.
I just want her to stay cold all the time so we prolong her life.
I tell her to not put her heater on. I want her to stay in the cold.
- In my head, it prolongs her life.
Like, if you lose a finger, you throw it on ice,
and you go to the hospital, and you sew it back on.
I'm just gonna put my mom on ice.
- You have to visualize yourself as this really healthy, happy person.
I want you to quit worrying about it. KRIS: Okay.
I wish I could-- KIM: Are you emotional
'cause Kourtney's finally getting married?
- [chuckles] Oh my god.
KHLOÉ: I get that she's upset about getting older,
but listen, MJ is still here.
She's had cancer a couple times and she's truckin' along.
We're good, we got this. These women are fighters.
My mom's not going anywhere.
- Well, since you're going in, is there anything else you wanna do?
KHLOÉ: That's what I said. - Well, yeah,
but I don't think they'll do it at the same time.
Love to have my boobs redone. I mean, who wouldn't?
- Once you're in there, have everyone line up.
- I would try. - It's like a NASCAR cockpit
or whatever it's called.
Go ahead. - Pit stop. A pit stop.
- Oh, a pit stop. - It's a pit stop.
- What's a cockpit? Nothing? KRIS: The tires, the wheels--
- The cockpit is in the car. - Is that a thing?
No, there's no cockpit. - Yeah, it's the cockpit.
It's where the pilots sit on the plane.
- A cockpit.
And sometimes, a stewardess. [all chuckling]
- Mom.
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Go, yeah, go ♪
♪ Team me ♪
♪ Yup, hashtag all-star ♪
♪ Pretty girl in the fresh ♪
FAI KHADRA: There it is. KENDALL: It's pretty freaking cute.
FAI : Yeah.
♪ It don't matter if you're purple, pink, or white ♪
♪ Team me ♪
KENDALL: This so cool. FAI: This is like a family home.
KENDALL: It is. FAI: Like, you know, it's, like, so--
With a couple kids, make it super cozy.
KENDALL: It's really cute from the outside at least.
Fai and I are still looking for a house.
We haven't found anything completely perfect yet.
[greeting each other] FAI: What's up? How are you?
KENDALL: So, we're still looking.
We especially want our first project to be just perfect,
so, um, we wanna get it right.
So, what happened?
- Uh, all right, so this is, uh, completely gutted.
KENDALL: And then, from what you told me, Fai,
gutted it and then was like, "I don't know anymore."
FAI: Yeah. KENDALL: Right?
I mean, when I walk into a house,
my wheels just kind of start turning
and I'm always like, "I could do this, or I would do that."
- Maybe do the kitchen here. - But even, like, taking this wall out.
- Yeah, take this whole wall out. - Open it all up.
And you could push this door back to here
so that you get a little more space.
As a model, I still don't have much say in anything creative really.
That has brought me to wanting to start this journey of, like, house flipping.
- I think this would probably need six-- - I'd say six to 12 months.
- Six to 12 to do, like, an amazing job.
- I found that I really do want to be my own boss,
and have my own ideas and execute them.
I just feel like it's a new me.
FAI: It needs a lotta work. - It needs a lot,
but that's, like, kinda the fun part about it.
Like, this would be really fun for sure.
Thank you so much. - Yeah, you're welcome.
- It's obviously just a really big start.
- It's ambitious for sure. - It's, It's definitely very ambitious,
but I also think we need to go to, like, smaller spots, too.
I've learned so much more than I ever knew there was to learn about real estate.
You know, it's a lot, emphasis on a lot.
And then it's overwhelming.
- Maybe something smaller, you know--
- As a starting point. - Starting point.
KENDALL: I love that we're on the same page about that, too.
♪ It's a feelin', ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- Oh, okay.
Terrific.
So, put those things away 'cause I'm gonna give Martha a tour.
I'm just gonna act really casual.
Hey, Martha. What's up?
♪
She's gonna think I'm crazy.
Hello, there. MARTHA STEWART: Hi.
- How are you guys?
Guess who's coming over for lunch today?!
Martha [bleep] Stewart.
Can you guys believe it?!
I am probably Martha Stewart's biggest fan,
which is a little scary... for Martha.
Not for me.
Look how cute you look!
- Hi, welcome. MARTHA: Oh, thank you.
KEVIN SHARKEY: Hi, I'm Kevin. - This is Kevin Sharkey.
KEVIN: How are you? - Hi. Hi, Kevin.
Khloe's gonna be so surprised that you're here.
MARTHA: That's so good. KRIS: Come on in.
Martha Stewart's coming for lunch today
because I am surprising Khloé with a housewarming gift.
I want to buy her a peacock.
I just wanted to get Khloé's mind off everything she's going through.
- And I brought you pictures of my peacocks.
- Oh my god. - As I understand, these are all in here.
- I'm so excited.
When Khloé had her first house, she had a peacock named Petey.
So, I heard that Martha Stewart raised peacocks
and I'm very, very excited to talk to Martha about anything,
but especially peacocks.
So, this is living room.
MARTHA: Oh, look all the--
- Oh, all the family photos. - Oh my gosh.
- That's elevator, closet, like, a massage room--
- And an exit stair.
- And this is my closet. - Oh my gosh. It's so great.
A few Hermès bags.
What a beautiful room. - Isn't this a great room?
- Yes. - My daughter Kendall loves this room.
MARTHA: Oh, look at this. Oh, wow! KRIS: And then this is the glam room.
Every one of us has this room at our house
'cause this is where we spend all of our time.
MARTHA: I have to look and see what I look like.
KRIS: Look how pretty you look. - Do I look nice in this nice light?
KRIS: Yeah, that's beautiful.
I have had the worst week because I tore my labrum
on my right side, - Hip replacement.
- And they said hip replacement. - I did that.
- You did? - I did that 15 years ago.
- A hip replacement?
- Right here. - Stop.
- Do it.
Don't be afraid. - I'm, I'm not-- I'm just so scared.
Like, cry scared.
Like, I start thinking about it and I get, like, freaked out.
But, um-- - Don't be scared.
- She looks so fabulous.
She gets around like nobody's business,
so it makes me feel like there's nothing to be afraid of.
You know what I mean?
All right, five minutes for Khloé, right?
- Okay.
Oh, that is gorgeous. - These are my, These are my beauties.
That's one of my blues.
Look at this one. - But they're loud you said.
- I love the noise that-- I talk to them myself.
[squawks] Like that. Really loud, though. [all laughing]
- That's the noise I made when I tore my labrum.
[chuckles]
♪
We have to figure out how to surprise Khloé when she walks in
because I told Khloé this was gonna be the chef's second day
and she had to come over for lunch today. - Oh, that's good.
- And taste the food. - How 'bout if I say I'm the sous chef?
- I'll go, "Khloé, go meet the chef,"
and you'll be standing there. - Okay!
[both laughing]
- She's going to die. - Okay, that'll be fun.
- She's gonna be so excited.
- Yeah?
- Okay, come on. Quick. Follow me. - Okay, okay.
- Okay. Oh my god. Okay. MARTHA: I-Is she on her way?
KRIS: In there. Sh-She'll be here-- MARTHA: Okay.
- in two seconds.
That's security saying she just-- [knocks on door]
Oh, [bleep].
Here she is.
Hi. - Hi.
- Come on in.
What's happening? You look cute.
So, look what the new chef did.
Isn't this beautiful? - Oh my gosh.
- Aren't those great? I want you to meet her, though.
Gotta meet the chef. - Who?
Oh. - My new chef.
- Oh my-- - Her name is Hillary.
- Clinton?
- [laughs] No. I wish. - Oh.
- You go in. - Why?
Don't-- What's really in there? - Nothing.
- Okay.
Hi.
KRIS: This is Hillary.
KHLOÉ: Hi, I'm Khloé-- Hi! Oh my god.
- Do you want any branzino with your salad or--
- Oh, yeah, I love branzino.
- Just supposed to introduce myself? KRIS: Yes.
- Oh, good. That sounds good.
- Hi.
- This is Hillary. - Hi, I'm Khloé. Oh my god!
- Oh, I'm the new sous chef. - This is the new sous chef!
- I'm Khloé. Nice to meet you. MARTHA: [laughs] How are you?
- You're surprised! - Oh my god.
I didn't know what was in here 'cause she's a good pranker.
I just don't know how Martha Stewart is at my mom's house.
Like, what is happening? What universe do we live in?
- Let's go sit down and have lunch. MARTHA: Okay, good.
We look forward to lunch. KRIS: Thank you for the surprise, Martha.
- I love Martha Stewart.
I love entertaining, I love organization, I love animals, I love flowers,
I love all those things.
I also love that Martha is not a snitch and it's, like, my kinda gal.
- I don't read and watch all this stuff, so do you have a husband?
KHLOÉ: I don't, I don't. - Oh, okay.
- I just broke up with my daughter's dad...
- Oh. - ...a little bit ago.
He had a baby with someone else while we were together.
- Oh, that's not nice. - We had to kick him out.
KRIS: It's not nice. - It's not nice.
- That is not nice.
- It's-- It was very naughty. - For god's sake.
- That's not nice. KRIS: He was a very naughty boy.
KHLOÉ: Very naughty.
- So
one of the reasons why I started reaching out to Martha
was because I had seen Martha on The Ellen Show
and she was talking about her peacocks. KHLOÉ: Okay.
[chuckling]
Okay.
- So, I remember Petey and-- - No, you didn't, but go on.
Oh, you did, sorry. - I did.
- Okay. - It's my story.
- Got it. Let me listen. - So,
I wanna buy you, for a housewarming gift, a peacock.
- I have never said I wanted a peacock before.
My daughter doesn't like dogs. I'm working on a dog.
Do you think my daughter is gonna want a life-size bird chasing her around?
She won't even be around a puppy.
Absolutely not.
- These are the peacocks. - Oh my gosh. You guys are really serious.
This is so funny. Wow. - See how pretty?
KHLOÉ: He's beautiful.
MARTHA: So, you can show these to your daughter. - Oh my gosh, thank you.
My mom's crazy.
You want a peacock, but you don't really want a peacock,
so you're gonna make it be on my property,
but when you have a dinner party,
you're gonna usher the peacock to your house.
I guarantee you.
KRIS: Come on, Martha.
- Got it. - I love it.
KHLOÉ: It was nice meeting you. KRIS: Oh my god.
♪ "WOW!" by Bubble Club! playing ♪
♪ Life's a party ♪
♪ And I'm the music ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to get it ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to do this ♪
♪ Hands in the air ♪
♪ Stop and stare ♪
♪ I got that magic ♪
♪ Let's go get at it ♪
♪ I got that somethin', I got that somethin' ♪
♪ You never seen ♪
KRIS: Today we're shooting the cover of Variety,
which is really exciting,
and we're doing it because our new show on Hulu is coming out.
KOURTNEY: Hey, Khlo.
- Hi!
- It's gonna be a really great piece.
You look fabulous. - Hey. Thank you.
- Hi. You look so good. - Just something I had in my closet.
- My hip surgery is right around the corner,
so this Variety shoot is a great distraction.
♪ I got that somethin', I got that somethin' ♪
♪ You never seen ♪
KHLOÉ: Mom, we're starting. - Okay, let's go. Let's do it.
PERSON 1: Talent on set. PERSON 2: Ready?
ELIZABETH WAGMEISTER: Hi, I'm Elizabeth. I'll be doing the interview.
Nice to meet you guys.
DIRECTOR: Quiet on set, please!
PERSON: Kardashians for Variety.
- Okay.
What have you learned from each other
about how to be a good businesswoman?
- Well, I think we've learned a lot from--
Kim kind of paved the way in showing us how to
navigate social media.
- And, like, my mom's thing is always-- - And you would think it would be.
- "Never take no for an answer."
And I think that's, like, in us, in all of us.
- Well, if someone's telling you no, you're asking the wrong person.
- Yep. - That's right. You go, Khloé.
- What would be your advice for women in business?
- You just have to do what you're actually passionate about.
It's not easy regardless of how it looks
and I think people see things, because of social media,
that they think just comes easy to people.
And it doesn't, especially if you want something long-term,
um, and you-- so you have to have that passion and that desire
and then that will feed you to keep going every single day.
'Cause if you love it, you're always gonna wanna nurture it and just continue.
- I have the best advice for women in business.
Get your [bleep] ass up and work.
Success is never easy,
so you just-- if you put in the work, you will see results.
ELIZABETH: That brings up a good point
'cause I'm sure you are all so sick of hearing this,
but you still see commentary, which I think is ridiculous,
when people say, "The Kardashians, they're famous for being famous."
- I think that that has changed a lot over the last few years, that perception.
- We focus on the positive.
We work our asses off,
and lucky us, we don't have to sing, dance,
and do, you know-- We, we get to...
KOURTNEY: I think that all the time. - ...just live our lives
[Kris laughs] and, hey, we made it.
KRIS: I don't know why this question got started
about how much talent we have.
Would they ask Jeff Bezos that?
"Uh, can you dance, can you sing?"
Well, we have some amazing businesses that became super successful
and we enjoy being together as a family and working on those companies
and that's our superpower.
Not too shabby.
ELIZABETH: Beautiful. Thanks, ladies.
[indistinct chatter]
♪
PERSON 1: Can we turn it a little bit this way?
KRIS: Do we like that?
PERSON 1: Yeah. PERSON 2: We love that.
[camera shutter] ♪ Three, two, one ♪
♪ I bring the boom ♪
♪ Yeah, I bring the boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ I bring the boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ I bring the boom ♪
- What's up, beautiful? How you doin'?
- I'm good. - Where you going? You look very nice.
- I'm trying to take Khloé to the peacock farm.
- Oh, exciting and let her know I will help.
- With what? - I don't know.
Takin' care of 'em. - You're gonna pick up peacock crap?
- So, I'm just bein' a team player.
KHLOÉ: Hello? KRIS: Oh, there she is. Hi.
- Hi. Hi, guys. KRIS: You ready?
All right, we're out.
Okay... this'll be interesting.
[chuckles] Didn't think this through.
[chuckles] I need a ladder to get in the car.
Ah, much better... Thanks, guys.
I need a ladder 'cause I couldn't get in the car with my hip.
- Of course. - Isn't that silly?
- No. - It's what it's come to, Khloé.
I had to get a special toilet seat.
How crazy? - Yeah.
- Like, I'm buying walkers,
canes, and toilets. - Mom, it's just temporary.
- I went to the eye doctor the other day to get an eye exam.
Then he says, "Well, what you've got going on here
is your eyelids on both eyes are getting a bit heavy."
- Yeah. - And I said,
"This is the best day of my life."
I said, "Are you trying to tell me that I need my eyes done?"
And he goes, "Well, yeah."
- Nice. - So, I think I'll see if he could squeeze me in
and then I can get ready for... Kourtney's wedding.
- Nice, yeah. You should do all that before.
- Right? Do you realize that when Kim got married,
I had my, like, little doo done. - Yeah?
- It's like I'm always getting dolled up for somebody's wedding
every 10 years. Once a decade. - I'm not mad at you. I love that.
Well, Kim is more than once a decade.
- Oh, that's true. - Yeah.
- But you know what I mean.
It's kinda fun. I'm excited. Are you excited about the wedding?
- I'm excited. I don't know anything.
Like, she wants to do it herself and that's great.
Oh my god, I can't wait to see how they kiss at the altar.
- Oh my god.
- Oh my gosh, they're gonna be so cute.
KRIS: My hip has been killing me and I have my surgery coming up,
but I have so much to be grateful for
because I get to spend the whole day one-on-one with Khloé
and my oldest daughter, Kourtney, is getting married.
"Good morning, Martha!
"I wanted to show you some pictures of Khloé's pantry.
Isn't it fabulous?"
Oh my goodness.
What I just thought was interesting was
when Martha said you have to get two peacocks.
- Oh-- - And I was like,
"They come in a pack?"
Like... it's a tribe? - Um, you know they make
high screeching noises every morning, they're louder than roosters.
- Did yours make a noise when you had it? - It wasn't my real peacock.
It was-- - It was a peacock on your property.
That's a real peacock, honey. - But it--
- I got news for ya. - You're, you're not listening.
- Okay. - It wasn't mine. I didn't buy it.
It was a wild peacock that would come in and then they would fly away.
- Well, have an open mind until we get there.
- Are you gonna clean up the shit?
- Corey said he would.
♪ classical music playing ♪
Oh, look at the peacocks! Khloé.
Hi.
How are you? I'm Kris. - Good, I'm Javier. Nice to meet you guys.
- Hi, Javier.
Ah, these birds are incredible.
- Hi, how are you? Nice to see you. - This is Khloé.
- Oh, thank you.
Wow, those are beautiful. KRIS: Aren't they gorgeous?
- What kinda noises do they make?
JAVIER: Oh, they make like a-- I really like the noise, you know,
especially in the evenings-- KHLOÉ: Uh-huh.
- they make like a--
[Kris squawking] Yeah, there you go.
- Can you make the noise? - If you, If you guys wanna come around,
you guys can see-- - Yeah, like, pretend
like you're a peacock. JAVIER: A peacock--
- Like, make the biggest peacock noise you can make. JAVIER: Noise.
[squawks] Like that. [Kris squawking]
That's right.
See, you do it better than me. KHLOÉ: Yeah, you did a great job.
- So, do you recommend people, when they wanna buy one,
that they should buy more than one?
- Actually, it'd be nice. You know, maybe you can do a pair.
You know, you can do a boy and a girl, you know?
- Mm-hm, but then they'll have babies.
- Yeah, I don't know if you really want that. - Yeah.
- But-- - I've been down that road with kids.
- Yeah. [chuckles] - You know what I mean?
You have one and then, all of a sudden, you have six.
JAVIER: Yeah. - It's, like, half a dozen.
Yeah, I get it.
You could go on your walks in the morning and take your peacock with you.
JAVIER: [inaudible] And then, and then-- KHLOÉ: Come on.
- Come on. Oh. Oh. KHLOÉ: Come on-- [screams]
KRIS: Shit. KHLOÉ: Oh, shit.
KRIS: [chuckles] Khloé.
Khloé, you lost the peacock on the first day!
It's in a tree! Are you okay? - Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry. - No, I feel so bad.
JAVIER: Like, yeah, you okay. KHLOÉ: I got scared.
- He doesn't like you, Khloé. [laughs]
- I am so sorry.
I think I just [bleep] lost his bird.
Oh my god. - Oh my god. Do you think he'll come back?
[peacocks squawking]
- I lost a peacock, but it wasn't really my fault.
I'm so sorry. - Nah, you're okay. No worries.
[Kris squawks]
KHLOÉ: Oh my god. I'm so sorry I lost your bird.
[softly] I'm not getting any of these animals.
You were the one that wanted this. I have no idea where this came from.
- Because you had a-- I was trying to think of some--
- No, you just wanted a reason to have Martha Stewart over for lunch.
None of this made sense to me at all. I've never once talked about a big bird.
I don't like birds in general.
- What do you like? - Small, fluffy animals.
I love dogs, I love that baby goat.
I like a, a little miniature pony, little fluffy things.
You think I want somethin' that's gonna peck me to death?
That thing's as big as, like, [bleep] Corey.
- We are clearly not ready to get a peacock today.
I don't even think they would let us take one home.
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Sorry about the bird. - Thank you.
JAVIER: Ah, no worries. It's okay. - Yeah, sorry.
Always I do some dumb shit.
Oh, here's your ladder. - Oh, thank you.
- I just wanna die. I feel so bad I did that.
- You didn't do that on purpose.
- No, but that's, like, his [bleep], like, exotic animal.
- Where'd it go? - It's up in the tree.
- No, it's gone. [squawks]
♪
♪ I got a taste for the finer things in life ♪
♪ I play to win, I'm gonna take what's mine ♪
♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪
SCOTT DISICK: Kenny! - Hey.
Car central up in here.
- What's shakin', big daddy?
- It's shakin'. - I love ya. How you doin'?
- I'm good.
Scott has been flipping homes for some years,
so I thought, why not ask someone who's been doing this
and learn about the name of the game a little bit, so.
I more so want to flip.
Like, I don't wanna start
from scratch right now. - So, you wanna refurb?
- Yeah.
- The best line I could say would be
grossest-lookin' house in the best area.
- Right, exactly.
That's, like, exactly what... - You know that.
- ...the, like, baseline is.
- Here's the only thing.
Gotta remember you have to basically
be your own general contractor basically. - Yes.
- Instead of letting somebody sub out everything.
- Yeah. - And then tell you he did everything.
You could also pay to have a foreman
and it's well worth it. - Yeah.
- So, there's weird little areas,
but the fact that you love it... is huge.
- I'm excited.
You know, you and I, like, you know,
we love, like, just interior, and, like-- - Yeah, of course.
- homes, and, like, when I, when I redid my current house,
like four years ago or whatever it was-- - Uh-huh.
I remember me and my mom talking, like, when I was doing it
and she's like, "Kendall, I see a sparkle in your eye.
Like, I feel like this is, like, what you want to do."
And I was like, "Yeah, I just don't-- It's like--
- Right. I'm a little busy... - It doesn't make sense right now."
- ...when I'm on a plane 99% of the time. - Right... Yeah.
Obviously, it's gonna come with challenges
as homes and building usually does, but I still wanna do it.
And my top priority right now is just the businesswoman side of me.
I feel very empowered by it.
We'll see if we can find the right project,
but it brings me joy, so I'm excited more than anything.
- So, I know that we've, like, done our extremes.
We jumped out of an airplane together. - Oh!
- We've gone offroading together. - We're goin' here. Yes.
- We've done, like, pretty crazy stuff together.
- Yes. - Would you go to space?
- No.
- The only reason I say is 'cause next week Pete is going to space.
- Next week he's going? - Yeah.
- No, I could not go to space.
- You're not landing in Mars and having lunch.
- I understand.
I don't know
with the type of anxiety that I suffer from,
I could barely fly in a plane at this point.
Like, I don't like flying in general. - Right.
- Sitting in a rocket like this.
- Straight up, like... - And then, like, shooting off.
I don't know that that's, like, my vibe. - ...at the gyno just like,
"I'm here to check my vag,
but I'm goin' straight to space." - No, I, like, could not.
I don't know if I could.
I wish I had the balls to go to space.
I think I would vomit.
I also love oxygen.
Like, I just took a deep breath and I was like,
I just don't know that I could do that so nicely up there, you know?
I really love Earth. I love her. She's dope.
- It's too much. - It's too much for me.
Like, I'm happy here. You know what I mean?
Like, I'm cool being right here. - Yeah. Yeah.
♪ "Go Hard" by Vanacore Music playing ♪
♪ Everybody go hard ♪
♪ Everybody go hard, all right ♪
♪ Yeah, we 'bout to pop off ♪
- Hi. KRIS [on phone]: Hi, honey.
How are you doin'?
- I don't know.
I'm assuming you saw all of the backlash
on the Variety interview. KRIS: Yeah, I just wanted to see
where your head's at right now.
KIM: I'm, like, mortified.
I don't know what to do 'cause I obviously--
It's all my fault because, you know--
KRIS: It's not your fault, sweetie.
People misunderstood where you were coming from.
KIM: Thank you. I love you and I appreciate that.
Just recently, I got a lotta backlash from my Variety article.
- Kim Kardashian has sparked outrage, among some people,
after offering women career advice
during a recent interview with Variety magazine.
Here's what she said.
- I have the best advice for women in business.
Get your [bleep] ass up and work.
When I made that statement,
it wasn't a blanket statement towards all women.
Like, as if I didn't think women work hard or respect the work that they do
because I see it every single day.
The most important people in my life that have shaped my life,
and shaped my career, and help me get to where I've--
I am today, all are women.
So, I hated that that got... misunderstood.
And for that, I'm so sorry.
I mean, maybe I should make a statement
and, like, clarify what I meant before it gets worse.
KRIS [on phone]: Okay, well, let's sleep on it
and decide if you wanna respond.
KIM: Okay.
KRIS: I love you.
KIM: Bye, love you. KRIS: Bye, honey.
- How do you feel? You seem very--
- Tense? I just feel like-- - Yeah.
- there's so much going on.
- What can I help you with? - Nothing.
It's like, no-- It's like-- - Never ends.
- It never ends. Will it end?
- No, it won't end until... don't even wanna say, 'til we end.
It will never end, babe... but guess what?
We're built for this.
- I don't know if I am anymore. - You are... Mind over matter.
You got this. It's all noise. None of it's real.
♪ Push to the limit ♪
♪ Yeah, everything I do, I'm winnin' ♪
♪ Yeah, push to the limit ♪
♪ Yeah, get it, get it, get it, get it ♪
♪ I'm have you run a mission ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to go the distance ♪
♪ I'm gonna change the game ♪
♪ And no, I don't need your permission ♪
KIM: There's paparazzi? Do you have to go outside?
PERSON: Yes. KIM: 'Kay, can you just cover us?
Pax, I'm gonna walk right behind you. Stay right there... Yep.
♪
KHLOÉ: Thank you.
- Hi, redhead.
You blend in with the, with the seats. - Who the [bleep] knew this was here?
It's so nice.
KIM: Ooh, what are you drinking?
Is there a fruity one? KENDALL: This is fruity.
- Kendall... You're so beautiful. - Can I try it before I-- I don't--
KHLOÉ: Who knew that about you?
Like, what is this place?
It's beautiful.
- Fresh vegetables from one of our farm-to-table purveyors.
KHLOÉ: Amazing. SERVER: There you are.
KENDALL: Thank you. SERVER: Enjoy.
KHLOÉ: Thank you so much. SERVER: You're very welcome.
KENDALL: I'm goin' for this cucumber, guys.
You know I have, like, an addiction to cucumbers these days.
I don't know what's-- KHLOÉ: Not a addiction.
- Full addiction. - Wow.
It's a good addiction to have if you're gonna have one.
KENDALL: Are you excited that Pete's going to space?
- What do you mean? KIM: The flight got moved to a different date,
so there's, like, scheduling conflicts with his movie.
KHLOÉ: Aw. - So, Pete Davidson is
not going to space after all,
at least not during Blue Origin's next trip.
[bird tweets] REPORTER: Davidson is no longer
able to make the trip.
Blue Origin says it's going to be naming his replacement soon.
- It sucks.
I'm sure there's nothing more than Pete would love to get off
of this planet right now
and would love to go to space to get away from everyone.
I mean, we're just filming our real lives.
Sometimes it's not, like, the perfect ending.
So, I don't know.
Whatever's meant to be, will be.
I just feel bad. Of how to say no. - Yeah.
- You know what I mean? - Everything happens for a reason.
KENDALL: Well, I'm sorry. KIM: I feel bad for him.
I just-- I'm usually so together,
and I'm just been--
KHLOÉ: Yeah, you're really not together right now.
- I'm together. I'm just tested. KHLOÉ: Good girl.
KIM: There's just been so much going on because of that Variety interview.
- Mm-hm. - And it's, like, I said what I said
about people working.
Do I believe in that? Yes.
I believe that you have to work hard in order to do that.
But I was just so blindsided by how angry people got.
- Do I believe in that? Yes.
I believe that you have to work hard in order to do that,
but enough people were triggered, so I wanna be, like... responsible
and understand why people... - Totally, but you can't--
- ...feel the way that they do
and I do understand that. KHLOÉ: I know you understand that--
- That, like, a lotta people weren't given the same opportunities--
- Oh my gosh, of course.
We've had crazy great opportunities, but also, you did work.
No matter what her answer would've been,
people would crucify her regardless
because they're always gonna say, "Well, what do you know?
You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth."
But it's frustrating when the world doesn't wanna see you for who you are
and they want to always make whatever you say a personal attack,
and you don't have empathy or compassion for other people.
So, it's the right message, the wrong messenger.
- But I also feel like if people understood that, like,
yeah, we were-- we grew up privileged,
but people don't know the story of like... KENDALL: Yeah.
- ...y-your dad and, and mom,
like, having to, like, sell their house in Hidden Hills
because they couldn't afford it
and they had to move to an apartment.
And mom really started her career and making money at 50.
So, it's like growing up and seeing her hustle
and seeing her get up every day with all these kids,
six of hers that she had to take care of.
I saw her work her ass off and figure it out,
get her agent's license, get a manager license
to figure out how to, like, represent your dad.
And that really inspired me to work.
I think people would assume that I got everything handed to me
being on a TV show.
But being on a reality show,
let alone a reality show girl with a sex tape,
does not open doors.
And so, I always felt like I had to work extra hard and harder
to be taken seriously and for people to forget about my past.
- It's gotten completely out of control.
All the, like, false narratives
that people believe in and it's exhausting. - And I'm just like--
- Like-- - It's exhausting.
Today, I'm just exhausted. - It's like-- It, it-- Yeah.
- Yeah. - And then it, like, goes into the whole,
you know, situation that you're dealing with of, like--
- Oh, Kanye posted, "I can't see the kids," - someone that was close--
KIM: and I'm like, "You were here this morning.
Stop with this narrative." KENDALL: Yeah.
- I can't take it anymore. - But that's what I'm saying--
- But then I don't wanna go back and forth on the internet.
- It's all gaslighting.
All of it is whatever
narrative everyone wants to believe. - Common theme. Common theme.
- We should buy them all lighters for Christmas
and say this is 'cause you gaslight everyone.
- We'll buy the oil. - Yeah, like, the old thing.
That's actually gonna be my Christmas gift.
I have a whole list to give it to. - Okay... I'll, I'll send the lighter,
you send the lamp. - Okay.
♪
KRIS: Hi. RECEPTIONIST: Hi.
KRIS: Good morning.
You guys are up bright and early. RECEPTIONIST: Yes, bright and early.
KRIS: Bright and early. RECEPTIONIST: Yes.
KIM: Hi. NURSE: Hi. Nice to meet you.
KIM: Nice to meet you.
[person laughing] [indistinct chatter]
KIM: Hi, how are you? DR. SNIBBE: Hi, how are you?
KIM: Nice to see you. - Jason Snibbe.
KIM: Hi, I'm Kim. - Nice to meet ya, Kim.
How are ya? - Nice to meet you. I'm good.
- Pleasure.
KRIS: There he is. The man of the hour. - Hi.
How are you? Nice to see you.
KRIS: Nice to see you.
- I typically have a tradition where I threaten the doctors
working on my family members with their lives, so.
- Okay, that's fine. [laughs]
I'll treat her like she's my own mom. - She has to wake up.
- She will, she will.
- Going under always makes me feel nervous in general.
It's a big major surgery and I'm so blessed
to have Kim by my side always.
- Good. - 'Kay.
- See ya soon, okay? - Thank you.
- All right, good. See ya soon. Yep, you're welcome.
- Thank you.
She's always making me feel like she's got my back,
she's there to protect me, and that she's in charge.
And for that, I love you, Kim.
♪
♪ I can feel it ♪
♪ When the shadow ♪
- You ready? ERIC SHMIDT: Yeah, what do you think?
Yeah? KRIS: Yeah.
- You'll be just ni-- just nice and comfortable.
KIM: 'Kay.
ERIC: Okay, can I give you a little something?
- Sure. ERIC: Yeah?
Okay, so-- KIM: Oh, the best part.
ERIC: Okay. KRIS: Kim's always here for the best part.
- You're gonna be perfect.
You're gonna come home, and run and babysit all my kids.
You did your face, this is nothing.
Anything here below, you got it.
Do you remember who I am? - Yeah.
- Pajama party. - Pajama, um,
KIM: [chuckles] Okay. A pajama party for Christmas.
It's my thoughts exactly at a time like this.
[Kim chuckles]
[Corey mumbles]
♪ Its a madness ♪
ERIC: Doing okay? KRIS: Yeah.
- So I'm gonna tell you everything that's gonna happen.
No surprises.
Make sure you're nice and comfortable, okay?
KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
It's always scary going into surgery. [buzzing]
Don't be nervous.
COREY: I'm all right.
KENDALL: I have to go to Vegas for 818 on Saturday,
so why don't you just come? - [bleep] pop in.
Party plane postpartum.
- We need to get away. We've had a very stressful few weeks.
- I've just been in a funk recently
and it's hard for me to get out of that funk.
We're in Miami, bitch!
Kimberly, I will [bleep]-- - I am editing--
KHLOÉ: [bleep] your own tits in a second.
- Bitch, you'll thank me later.
KHLOÉ: Get your [bleep] ass up.
I am gonna party like it's 2009 and I am takin' Miami back.
REPORTER 1: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.
REPORTER 2: The lovebirds got hitched in Sin City.
- Well, guess what?
♪ rock music playing ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ You better watch out, watch out ♪
♪ You better watch out ♪
♪ Watch out for me ♪
♪ You better watch out, watch out ♪
♪ You better watch out for me ♪
[North giggles]
- Get outta here.
Gotta get outta here, girl. [North giggles]
Honey, you gotta move over.
I gotta do my inter-- No, not closer. That way.
You wanna take up-- No, all the way out of camera.
I am so excited-- PERSON: Nope, nope, nope. [laughs]
We're so close, North. - Okay, last one.
- No, no. I want to be--
- I know, but we can't do a joint interview.
- Why? - All right, guys, hi.
It's me and North.
And we're here to-- She's here to tell you
how much she loves me.
[Kim chuckles]
[bell dings]