♪ intense rock music playing ♪
KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...
I definitely have a hard time relaxing.
There's just so much that has to be done.
It's nonstop.
Definitely, I'm like a workaholic. GUEST: Yeah.
- Probably a problem.
- Suddenly, I can't do all the... things.
[cries] It's just, like... my hip goes out.
- The hip replacement will last the rest of your life.
Do it now and get it over with so go live your life.
- I cried nonstop all-day for the first three weeks.
- Emotional rollercoaster. - It's just the baby blues
and then it kinda goes away.
REPORTER: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.
- Well, guess what?
♪ dramatic music plays ♪
♪ Whoa, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[laughter]
KOURTNEY: Oh, my God, no, Peter, no.
This is a really, really big week for us.
Every day is crazy.
We just got back from the Grammys.
We have this photoshoot for Daring vegan chicken.
Babe, Peter's harassing me. Look, he's putting these craziest wigs.
- I love that, babe. KOURTNEY: I'm like, "No." Babe, stop.
- I'm, I'm not kidding. KOURTNEY: Stop, right now.
Um, we have Jimmy Kimmel.
We have show press all week for the launch of our Hulu show.
You may have heard of it, The Kardashians.
You gotta stop. - This, this could sink the campaign.
TRAVIS: That's so hot, babe.
- Also, our Hulu launch premiere where we can all watch the show together.
And... we got married.
REPORTER 1: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married.
REPORTER 2: Five and a half hours after the Grammys,
Travis tried the knot with Kourt in a secret ceremony.
- It's so good, babe. KOURTNEY: The fact that you think
this is hot is alarming. TRAVIS: Babe.
- This was my haircut in sixth grade. - Really?
[laughter] - Horrendous.
TRAVIS: You were onto something, babe. KOURTNEY: No. Just stop right now.
This is-- No, no. [laughter]
SIMON: So, can we talk about Vegas?
KOURTNEY: Yeah. - What happened?
KOURTNEY: Babe?
- Oh, many things happened in Vegas. SIMON: Yeah.
KOURTNEY: Babe, should we show Simon our videos?
TRAVIS: Yes, you have to. KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- Well, guess what?
I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.
I don't even know where to begin.
Vegas with Travis is really fun.
He's like, "It's the Grammys, and it's our first Grammys together.
Like, let's make this the best night ever."
Like, we had the best day and night at the Grammys. SIMON: Yeah.
- And then after, we went to eat. We were starving.
We found the best, like, vegan sushi.
Like, dive restaurant in a strip mall.
- It is. It's, like, made of, like, tofu and avocado and, like--
- I know, but it's vegan sushi. It's, like, sushi rolls.
It's so good.
And then we were, like... TRAVIS: She started looking more into it--
- ...looking up, like, cute little chapels.
We knew that Elvis had to marry us.
It was the only one open at that hour. Nobody was around.
Like, it was security, his manager--
- And then my drum tech who's, like, a photographer.
- Did you walk down the aisle?
KOURTNEY: Yes. SIMON: I can't!
Please tell me you have videos of this. KOURTNEY: But I blacked out.
I actually, don't remember though.
I didn't even remember Elvis, like, sang to me,
walking down the aisle.
I just didn't remember. I didn't remember I had a bouquet.
The bouquet on the floor. - Oh, my God!
- After I threw the bouquet--
SIMON: I can't believe this happened. - I th-- I threw the bouquet,
like, in the air. - Oh... my. This is insane.
- I'm, like, slurring if you can't hear.
TRAVIS: When they were like, "Do you, Travis, take Khloe,"
and we just like fell to the ground. SIMON: Khloe? [laughs]
TRAVIS: Yes, they kept callin' her Khloe.
- When Elvis was marrying us, he's like,
"I, Khloe, take thee, Travis," and I just, like, lost my mind,
fell straight on the floor, and we, like, couldn't get up.
TRAVIS: No, you guys, Kourt was on one.
It was so good. SIMON: Well, Tequila,
Tequila Kourtney is a person. - Yeah, it is a--
SIMON: It's a whole thing. - She is her own person.
I did throw up after though,
and... took my top off and unbuttoned my pants.
And I had to, like, walk back through the hotel
with a million people taking my photo.
I was a hot slob kebab.
- If that's anything like our real wedding, I'll be really stoked.
SIMON: How? - 'Cause it was awesome. It was so fun.
KOURTNEY: That was the most fun. [chuckles]
We did try to get a license, but they wouldn't give us the certificate.
It was 2 AM and I'm sure we probably could've
got a license the next day,
but what could be a more fun night in Vegas?
I am truly living my best life.
Don't let anyone tell you any different.
- Perfect. I'm ready.
- You're ready. - Ready.
SIMON: How are we guys on time?
- Two, three minutes. - Two, three minutes?
And then Kourtney's getting her first look?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Simon Huck, who is one of my best friends,
started working with the brand Daring Chicken.
And doing the campaign for this vegan chicken brand
just makes sense for us,
and it's something that we're both really passionate about.
I guess vegans do have more fun. [laughs]
That's, like, so cheesy.
CREWMEMBER 1: Got a bucket? CREWMEMBER 2: Comin' in.
PERSON 1: They are delicious. PERSON 2: Good.
PERSON 1: I would not lie to you.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
- All right, okay, let's go! CREWMEMBER: And action!
[indistinct chatter]
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ I got this feelin' ♪
♪ I, I got this feelin' ♪
ELLEN VON UNWERTH: Yeah, yeah. Good, good, good.
That's great, that's great.
[camera clicks] All right... got that.
♪
DR. JASON SNIBBE: We're two weeks. Can you believe it?
- Listen, I'll be happy just to be moving around
the way that I like to move around.
- Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause this, this is a very slow--
For me. I don't have a lot of patience.
DR. SNIBBE: I know, I know. Yeah. - You know?
DR. SNIBBE: No, I, I, I totally get it. - That's all.
- It just-- Remember, it takes
six weeks for the bone to be attached. KRIS: Yeah, yeah.
It's been two weeks since my surgery, and I'm really excited
because I'm getting my stitches out today.
- Like, walk over to that Pilates reformer.
I just wanna see you walk a little bit.
- I'm just ready for this to be over, and I just wanna get back to my life.
Do you wanna take the stitches out? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wanna do that, yeah.
Let's-- Let me do this. - All right, go away.
You don't need to watch this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give her a second, yeah. KRIS: Okay.
DR. SNIBBE: We're gonna take this whole plastic thing off.
[Kris groaning]
KRIS: Shit! DR. SNIBBE: Sorry, sorry.
One more and we're done. [dog barking]
[Kris yells]
That one's a little stuck, but you're good, you're good.
KRIS: Whoa. DR. SNIBBE: Finito.
KRIS: Sorry I yelled. DR. SNIBBE: It's okay, it's okay.
Are you okay? You okay? KRIS: [cries] I know, yeah.
I had six kids and didn't cry.
DR. SNIBBE: You're okay. You're, You're totally fine. KRIS: Woo, okay.
DR. SNIBBE: Finished. KRIS: Thank you, sorry.
It's just such a mind[bleep].
Such a mind[bleep].
[sighs]
It's gonna be okay.
- Just feel--
Sometimes you just feel defeated,
but I feel really good today.
- That's great. - It's just emotional.
It's just-- The whole thing is emotional.
There are some days that are painful, I'm not gonna lie,
that have been really a struggle to get through a night.
- You all of a sudden, you feel like you can't just get up and go
because your limit, you have to heal. - Well, and you don't understand these--
I don't even understand why I'm crying. [Corey whimpers]
[chuckles] Like, some days are just
more emotional than others and it's not even--
I don't know. I can't-- It's hard to explain,
but... I'm getting there.
I'm just so relieved.
I can get back to my life and do all the things that I love to do.
So, this is the new me. [Corey laughs]
- For you, you're healthy, you're physical.
You have great bone quality.
Right now, you're movin' around pretty good--
- I have really good bone quality,
just in case you wanted to know one of my, you know,
talents. [Dr. Snibbe laughs]
I have good bone quality.
How 'bout that?
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
Hello!
- Hi. - Hi.
- You're walking. - Every day gets a little bit better,
but I had my stitches taken out today. - You did?
Where? Where do you have a scar?
Ooh. - It's like this.
- It is?!
I thought it was like a little thing
that they went in, like, kind of microscopically--
- Oh, hell no.
- I didn't know that. - But yeah.
- I'm so happy that my mom went through with this surgery
so she can be here and help.
- Can you believe that Kourtney and Travis got married in Vegas?
- It's not real.
We've all done it... once in our lives.
- Yours was real. - I know.
KRIS: I mean-- KIM: Unfortunately.
KRIS: "We've all done it." I haven't done it.
Who is "we all"?
I'm not gonna lie.
It would be so disappointing
if Kourtney really got married in Vegas and I wasn't there.
But... I guess I'll get over it.
I mean, been there, done that. Kim did it, too.
She didn't even tell me when she came home.
- Yeah. I'd be afraid of me, too. PRODUCER: Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Are we sure it's not real?
- I mean, it's le-- It's, um-- You can look it up on
the Clark County website. - That's how we found out
you were married. - Yep.
It's not real. - Okay.
- I mean, it's fun.
I think that they would have had they gotten a permit.
I mean, what does it really matter? - She was drunk as a skunk
laying on the floor throwing up.
Who wants to get married like that?
- Who doesn't?
Just kidding. - Like, how sexy.
- Yeah, totally.
- Well, what are you doing? What's this all about?
- I had this, like, idea
to get some of my favorite lingerie models:
Alessandra Ambrosio,
Candice, she's so pretty,
Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, the majors. - And do a campaign?
- For SKIMS, yeah. Like, the iconic girls.
So, I've spoken to Heidi.
Candice loves it.
Remember when we did... - Yeah.
- ...the VS Halloween?
KRIS: Yeah. KIM: They sent me, like,
one of Candice's outfits.
KRIS: To wear? KIM: Yeah.
- The fact that you're the same size
as a supermodel is wild.
- Wings can fit anyone. Um. - [chuckles] Wings can fit anyone.
She's so pretty. - I think I'm gonna call
the, the campaign, like, "The Icons."
- Oh, I love that. - 'Cause it's really--
- The iconic fits everybody collection...
- Yeah. Yeah. - ...with the icons.
- Yeah, I just don't get it.
I don't get why being a workaholic is a bad thing.
I get shit done. That makes me happy.
Like, I can't just sit and do nothing.
That doesn't make me happy.
Tyra is the one I want so badly,
but she's such an entrepreneur,
so she just has so many other things, like, going on.
You know, that she's doing.
- Oh. - So, it's not like
I have a lotta time. It's all happening.
Once I had the idea,
I was like, "Oh shit, we need to shoot this.
We need to do this now."
I mean, I just have so much to do this week,
and we have, you know, our first premiere.
- Is everybody else available?
- Everyone else, yeah.
I really, really, really want Tyra,
and I just am not sure... that she's gonna do it.
- Well... I love this.
I love that it's happening fast and furious.
♪ "The Best I Can" by Byrne playing ♪
♪ 5 AM the birds are chirpin' at me ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ It's like I'm starring in a Disney movie ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, I'm ♪
♪ Doin', I'm doin', I'm doin' the best I can ♪
♪ I think that I could make it there someday ♪
♪ But know that even if I can't ♪
♪ I'm ♪
♪ Doin', I'm doin', I'm doin' the best I can ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
CREWMEMBER 1: Hello, how are you?
CREWMEMBER 2: Hi, welcome to the show, guys.
KRIS: We're here to promote our new Hulu show
called The Kardashians,
and it's about, wait for it,
the Kardashians!
MAKEUP ARTIST: Oh, my God! - I know! It's so shocking.
I'm excited for the red carpet tomorrow.
♪
- Hi.
KHLOE: Hi, baby!
My whole family is here at Jimmy Kimmel tonight,
and we are on to promote our new show on Hulu.
I'm already so nervous and anxious about the premiere.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
It's really emotional, and we have to relive things
that are not fun to relive.
And we have to go through these things that we've already put behind us,
and that gets a little frustrating, um.
That is, I think, just filling me with a little bit of anxiety.
'Kay, mwah, I'll see you soon... Oh, bye.
- Like... 10 hours.
MAKEUP ARTIST: Was it kind of fun or was it--
- Yeah, it was cool.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Hello. How are ya? How're you doin'?
Hi, guys, how's it goin'?
Oh, hello. I'm s--
Am I invading your space here? KRIS: Hey!
No, please. - I'm sorry.
- Hi. You look so handsome. - Hello, how are you? Thank you for coming.
I can't believe you've never been here before.
- I-- Haven't I? - I mean, on stage, no.
- No, I-- Yeah, I know. - I mean, you've probably been back here--
- Yeah, every time.
- It only counts if you're on stage, you know.
- Dang, I thought I was chalking up all these points.
They said, "Jimmy wants to have a debrief,"
and I go, "Are we in trouble?"
- [laughs] No, I just come to say hello. - "What did we do?"
I'm so happy.
Okay, come on. - All right, I'll see you la--
- Chop chop. - All right.
- We'll see how it goes.
- 'Kay, I gotta pee. A little hard to walk in.
♪ I love myself ♪
- This is what I want all the time.
I'm gonna have a consultation soon.
- Consultation for what?
KHLOE: Chichis.
- No, no. KHLOE: Mom, I--
Listen. It's a consultation.
KRIS: No. - Okay.
- You're perfect the way you are, Khloe.
- Thank you, Mommy. Thank you.
- You go down this implant road
and it's not always good. - I'm not doing a Pam Anderson situation.
It's literally what I was before I lost--
I just want a little-- You know what? I'll call you later.
- Yeah, boundaries, boundaries, boundaries.
CREWMEMBER: He's starting his monologue,
so you have, like, five or 10 minutes.
KHLOE: This is it!
Oh, yes. [inaudible].
Oh.
Yes.
- Wait, Mario, you didn't get any body makeup on my tummy?!
It has to match. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
[indistinct chatter]
It takes a village.
You might wanna get a video of my cute flowers.
KOURTNEY: Let's do this, Kimberly!
♪
Let's do it.
Kendall, let's not walk next to each other.
[group laughs]
- Our first guests, combined, have nearly a billion Instagram followers.
Please welcome Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Kendall, the Kardashians.
[audience cheers, applauds]
How are you?
KRIS: I love to have experiences with my girls,
and it's good to be back in action, and I'm so excited.
My stitches are out. I feel better than ever.
JIMMY: Kourtney, I think you're the Kardashian of the week this week.
You and Travis Barker went to a, a wedding chapel in Las Vegas.
And, uh, by the way, all the photographers you have
surrounding you all the time,
this is the picture they got at this wedding. [audience laughs]
Kim, is this the first time you kissed Pete?
KIM: Yes, that is. JIMMY: It is.
[audience cheers, applauds]
- Actually, for Valentine's Day,
he got me the rug and the whole outfits from SNL. JIMMY: He did?
- And the little genie lamp, yeah. JIMMY: Oh, wow.
The Kardashians are here. Their show premieres on Hulu.
We'll be right back.
♪
♪ I feel like a diamond ♪
♪ Strong and shiny ♪
♪ Me and my girls ♪
♪ We're out here blinding ♪
♪ We're irresistible ♪
♪ Haven't you heard ♪
♪ I swear that you heard ♪
KIM: Hi, guys. Hi, how are you?
Thank you so much for doing this. - Thank you for having me.
- I'm so excited.
- Oh, my God. - These look so amazing.
Today, we are shooting our "Icons" shoot for SKIMS,
and everyone that I wanted made it, including Tyra.
This is, like, such a dream come true. Hi! Give you a hug.
[indistinct chatter]
I have to tell you guys a funny story.
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO: Ha, tell. - I'll never forget it.
So, we were in Miami,
my first ever Victoria's Secret show.
I don't even know how I got in.
And we went to some club afterwards
and you guys were in there in the VIP section.
And this is my daughter, Northy. - Look at those braids!
- Hold on, baby, I'm telling them a story.
And, um, and this had to have been, like,
2008, '09. - It was 2008 'cause I just had
my daughter 2008. Yeah. - 2008.
And I was, like, staring at you guys, like, "Oh, my God."
So, the fact that you guys are doing this, like, is such a big deal for me.
Like, I love you guys so much,
and I just want you to know, like, I'm so appreciative.
Just seeing how far they've come,
and they're all moms and these entrepreneurs
and still so stunning and so beautiful.
You have no idea how iconic this is. You just have no idea!
It just-- They were legendary. They are legendary.
The wings? We were wearing the wings. We were them! That's who we were!
They were Candice's wings!
And now, I have the same girls modeling for my own brand.
It's just the most full circle, "pinch me" moment ever.
There's no one more beautiful than you guys.
And the fact that you are doing this--
Oh, my God, this is so crazy, so thank you.
- Why are you not doing it with us?
Well, there's still time-- - Oh, come on, guys. Come on, guys.
Well, I'm still wearing SKIMS, but, no, I can't.
- I love this compound that you have created.
TYRA BANKS: Girl, I used your toilet. It was good.
- Thank you. Yes, yes. - The toilet was talkin' to me.
- Yes. - I walked up to the toilet, it said, "Hi, Tyra."
And I was like, "Hey, what's up?" And they're like, "Kim uses this."
I'm like, "I know, I'm 'bout to sit on Kim's booty.
Tyra's booty also on Kim's booty."
I had a bath. I had a massage. It was wonderful.
- Well, you guys are welcome here anytime.
Anytime. - Well, we will be back.
- And I have-- I know this is like the most evil thing to do to you guys,
but I have a surprise coming in a few minutes, just a little snack.
HEIDI KLUM: Is it cake?
- No, it's-- My favorite is beignets. TYRA: Oh.
- It was already too late for me in any case.
When I knew that this was happening, I already was few pizzas in
and, like, there was no return. TYRA: Yeah.
But what I love about your brand and SKIMS is it's for every single body.
- Of course. Yeah. - You know? And so,
I'm celebrating this body.
This is who I am today.
This is pretty. - I'll get you whatever you want, so.
- We're just gonna take everything that's not nailed down.
[laughs]
I think you should put some SKIMS on, Kim,
and just rock it with us. - She got some SKIMS on. Get in there.
- I think we should all do... - Oh, my God!
- ...a group photo with you. - Get in there.
- I don't know if I could. I'd be so scared.
- There is, like, a hundred people here. They're all your people...
KIM: I know. - ...so it's fine.
- I know.
Oh, my God. I am totally not your typical model,
but, like, this is insane.
Just for one photo? PERSON: Yes.
- Right? Yes. - Yeah. You should do it.
- I know these girls just know what they're doing
and I don't, so it's just freaking me out.
Never once did I think they were gonna say, "Get in the campaign."
- It's iconic, boo.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
KIM: Hi. KIM SCHRAUB: Hi.
- Would it be so embarrassing?
Heidi was like, "You have to put on something
just to take a--" - And do a photo?!
- Just one photo. - Oh my gosh. You have to do it!
- But I wasn't prepared.
- I know, but you'll look amazing no matter what.
- See? - What?
- I get her to take her clothes off.
- You got her to take her clothes off.
- I get Kim to take her clothes off. - And a photo with us.
- No worries.
KIM: What do you think I look the best in?
- In, like, the dippy thong. KIM: Do we have that?
- Yes. - Yeah, we do.
- I really wasn't planning on it,
but I'm not gonna turn it down, not next to these women.
- We sandwich her. - Okay.
- We Tydi and Heira her from either side. - We Tydi and Heira her
from each side. - Exactly.
- It is a SKIM-some.
- Ooh.
- Dying. Ugh, I need to powder.
I wasn't planning on this.
Thank god I have laser hair removal'ed everything from my entire body,
so I don't have to worry about like, "Did I shave today,"
or anything like that.
[bleep] it, I'm in the campaign.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
I'm about to do a shoot with the icons:
Tyra, Heidi, Candice, Alessandra, and Kim? What?!
- Okay, I'm gonna take full credit
for her taking her clothes off for this shot, okay?
- Yep.
- I mean, we could probably be shooting even doubles.
It'll be so cute.
PERSON: Yes, girls!
How did, how did you call it?
- SKIM-some. - Exactly.
♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪
- Let's do a, a Kim classic.
Yeah. [laughs]
♪ It's on, you can tell everyone ♪
♪ Back in business, yeah, we'll show 'em what's up ♪
♪ Show 'em what's up, what's up ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ We're back, we're ready ♪
♪ Get ready, get ready ♪
♪ Get, get, get ready ♪
PHOTOGRAPHER: And then, everyone, lean your heads into Kim.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my God, I feel like a supermodel! [cheering]
It's just kinda surreal.
'Kay, let's go get a beignet!
I mean, I didn't even dream that I would be a part of this moment,
so this is kinda crazy.
♪ Get ready, no one's gonna stop us ♪
♪ Watch how we do it ♪
- I just-- I don't know. I'm just gonna soak it all in.
We'll just order a bunch. - Buncha bites.
KIM: Can we do extra sugar?
- I, I, I would like to try a big one, please.
- Yes, Heidi likes it big.
[laughs] I like it big.
I know my mom says size doesn't matter.
What matters is that it tastes good, but I think--
- Oh, my God, okay. - I like a big one, please.
KIM: Thank you. - I just want a bite.
- Well, I'm shooting lingerie. Just little one.
[indistinct chatter] - Oh, my God, they're good.
ALESSANDRA: Uh-huh, no. This is like-- Sugar's, like, flying everywhere.
- I'm just so proud that these girls represent the balance
that is so needed between motherhood and working.
I'm so honored to have them.
- Kim, can you, uh, adopt me? I really would like to move in.
Plus, there's so much space here.
I feel like this... it's just perfect for me.
I'm just gonna be moving in right here.
♪
♪ I don't wanna go home, go home ♪
♪ Never gonna stop, no, stop, no ♪ [car honks]
♪ Livin' for the moment ♪
♪ We're crazy and we know it ♪
♪ Like the waves I wanna be ♪
♪ Forever young and free ♪
KIM: We are getting ready for the premiere of The Kardashians.
This is so crazy. I feel like it's a huge movie premiere.
It feels just like, "Oh, my God, we're, like, a part of the Disney fam."
I didn't know you can do press tours like this.
This must be what a movie premiere feels like.
I'm into it.
♪
- There's about 2 to 300 of our closest friends attending.
- Big daddy is back?
KOURTNEY: Really? It's gonna be a fun day.
♪ Livin' for the moment ♪
♪ We're crazy and we know it ♪
KRIS: Hey, did I tell you I bought a bulletproof car?
- Never know when you need. KHLOE: May I ask why?
- Um, because I'm really tired of--
- People shooting at you? - [laughs] Yeah.
- I absolutely love living next door to my mom.
- How do you spell "zhoosh"? Like, when you zhoosh something?
Zhoosh. - Zhoosh?
KRIS: Zhoosh.
KHLOE: I don't know. Is that a real word?
We do everything together. We even glam together.
- This isn't an actual word, first of all, that you learn in school, zhoosh.
- Hey, Siri, how do you spell "zhoosh, zhoosh"?
- Well, you said it twice.
- Zhoosh.
[shouts] Siri!
- Mom, I think you just gotta take a beat.
There's just-- Sometimes, it's just a lot.
KRIS: Hey, Siri. Siri?
KHLOE: I love being with her. - Siri, Siri?
- It's just never-ending. It's just forever.
We're gonna be with each other, and I love it.
- Hey, Siri, how do you spell--
SIRI: Okay, I found this on the web for "How do you spell?" Check it out.
KRIS: You know what?
Siri listens to me just about as well as my kids do sometimes.
And don't even get me started on Alexa.
Listen, you little ass[bleep].
- I love us.
KRIS: Listen, Siri, how do you spell "zhoosh"?
- How long does it take to do eyeliner? - Long.
- I stress him the [bleep] out. MARIO: No.
KIM: I dr-- I drove you to insanity a few times.
- Look at Danielle... grilling me always.
Pete is actually my plus one.
And
I'm excited.
- We're not doing the red carpet.
PRODUCER: What?! - No.
PRODUCER: This is your show.
- I know. PRODUCER: In fact, it's a black carpet.
- It is? PRODUCER: Yeah, it's so cool looking.
Why wouldn't you walk it?
- 'Cause, I-I mean, I'm gonna walk it with my sisters.
PRODUCER: Oh. - But this is, like, my thing.
PRODUCER: Got it. - So he's just gonna support.
When the camera's up for him, it's, like, a skit or a role.
It's not what he does.
I'm obviously gonna talk about what goes on in my life
and he's a part of that,
but I also respect that this is, like, my job and this isn't his job.
So, it's, like, you might get a glimpse here and there,
but it's just-- It is what it is.
SYDNEY: How are you? - Good, how are you?
- Hi, I'm Kim. - Hi.
- Who knew he was such a diva.
Had a grooming team... MARIO: I know.
- ...a styling team, a tailor. MARIO: I could've touched, I could've touched him up.
- Isn't that funny?
- I know.
KRIS: Khloe, you look like a goddess.
What time are you gonna leave?
KHLOE: Um-- KRIS: Are we going together?
KHLOE: No, we're not. KRIS: Oh.
- I'm going with my daughter.
It's time to go.
I can't really think about how many cameras
and photographers and video cameras are gonna be there.
It just sounds like the most daunting thing
to relive everything.
It's so jarring and pretty traumatizing.
It's really hard.
[exhales]
♪ I do it my way ♪
♪ They say it can't be done ♪
♪ Well, watch me do it ♪
♪ Yeah, I do it for fun ♪
♪ My way, yeah, I get it done ♪
KRIS: Okay.
- It's our show, baby. Okay. - Oh.
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
KOURTNEY: Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby! - Hi, baby.
- Hi!
[laughs]
♪ Uh, I'm hustlin' ♪
♪ Uh, I need a man to put some muscle in ♪
♪ Uh, lots of dinner after couplin' ♪
♪ Champagne 'til we're stumblin' ♪
- Hm?
- I know, and it's ready to go.
- What?
- You're gonna wait 'til the last minute so no one can make the wedding.
- No. - And it's just us.
- No, I'm not.
Feel like it's good. Think it could go out.
- Yeah, it's perfect.
- But then do we want it to have a subject line?
- You don't think the subject line should be "Travis and Kourtney's Wedding"?
- Or should it be "The Wedding of Travis and Kourtney"?
- "The Wedding of Travis and Kourtney," I think, is cooler than "Kravis Wedding."
- Oh, my God, yeah. - Yeah.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
PHOTOGRAPHER: One, two, three. [camera clicks]
Woo!
[camera clicks]
- This is my first big red carpet
since giving birth, so it's a little stressful.
I feel like I'm out of my comfort zone a little bit.
I have been in my pajamas for the last nine months.
[camera clicks]
But I'm actually feeling really good tonight.
I think it's gonna be good.
- I told you Kendall's sick. She's not coming.
- What does she have? KOURTNEY: Well, I said,
"I hope I didn't give you my cold."
And she was like, "No, I actually, was sort of feeling it
the day-- Like, yesterday."
But she said it wasn't really bad until today.
DRIVER: Have a good time. - Thank you so much.
♪ Feel the beat, bom-bom ♪
♪ Hands up, come and dance with me ♪
♪ You can be what you wanna be ♪
♪ Hey, don't stress, lean back ♪
♪ We gonna have a good time ♪
♪ Sway to the bass and the band ♪
♪ Yo, it's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ Don't wait, grab love by the hand ♪
♪ You can both get lucky if you try ♪
♪ Hey, don't need no drama ♪ [crowd cheering]
- Hi. - ♪ Hey, na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
Thank you, guys.
♪ Are you ready for the show ♪
[crowd cheering]
[photographers shouting]
[photographers shouting at Kim]
- Kim, right over here. Kim, right in front of you, please.
- It's our first premiere.
I've never been to a premiere like this before.
- One more time, straight ahead.
- We've never had this before, so the pressure is on.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Over that right shoulder, beauty.
A little to your right.
[indistinct shouting]
- And can I get one this way?
- What sisters are here? What order am I in?
- The only sister that matters. [camera clicks]
REIGN: Hello, mama.
- I don't think we've ever had a true premiere like this.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey, Kylie, over here.
Kylie, on the left, lookin' this way.
KOURTNEY: It's really beautiful and just to know that it's, like,
our friends, people that we work with,
and family, and our kids, and we're all there together.
Like, it doesn't feel overwhelming to me.
It's more like, "This is fun. These are our people."
And we should do it for every episode.
PHOTOGRAPHER 1: Kourtney, on your left.
PHOTOGRAPHER 2: And then right next to her.
- Hi. Wow, Kim Kardashian. - How are you?
- This is stunning.
There's Kourtney. Did you see Kourtney?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Guys, right in front of you.
KRIS: Oh, did I just barge into your interview?
KIM: Yeah. KRIS: I'm so sorry.
It's like, "We have things to talk about, okay?
We have things to talk about." - Hi! How are you?
You look so beautiful. Look at your boobs.
- You look so beautiful.
I love that everyone's being so supportive,
but it's any red carpet that I'm obligated to go to.
I feel like I'm just opening up the floodgates
for people to tear you apart and analyze you.
Why are we doing such a thing to ourselves?
Like, already, we get judged, critiqued, scrutinized.
- So hot.
KHLOE: And it's overwhelming.
And the voices, the comments, everything, it just doesn't stop.
♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Thank you so much. We love talking to you.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Beautiful. Great.
And Khloe, straight ahead, right in the middle.
- I did not realize
how many people were invited to this premiere.
I thought it was more of, like, our close friends and family
that were gonna be watching it.
INTERVIEWER: You are matching. - Say hi to Amanda.
It's, like, all of Disney is here.
It's definitely not what we envisioned.
I mean, literally, Mickey Mouse is gonna be sitting next to me.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Come out about foot and we'll get the whole sign.
Just like that, right at me.
- No, my anxiety is definitely still here. It's not gonna go anywhere.
I just... am like, "Okay, just--" There's nothing I can do.
So, there's-- This is gonna go on no matter what,
so I just gotta... just grin and get through.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Give her a kiss, Travis.
Almost. Oh, there we are! He's gonna do it! He's gonna do it, yes!
Thank you. KOURTNEY: I think to all the haters
about Travis and I making out,
it's, like, such a beautiful thing to be able to live
as if no one else is watching.
You should try it some time.
KIM: How are you? KHLOE: Okay.
KIM: Yeah, I wanna sit, like, right in the middle.
- Do we want a blow pop, babe? Cheers.
KHLOE: Hi. KIM: Where's Khloe and my mom?
She's gonna be pissed that I probably took her seat, but--
- She'll live. There she is.
KHLOE: This is my fan club! Hi!
- Guys, we did it.
On behalf of Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, and myself,
we're so proud and excited to be part of the Hulu and Disney family.
I never thought in a million years
when we first started filming our reality show
that I would be here right now,
that it would all lead to this amazing, magical moment.
And we can't wait for you to see the first episode of the show, so enjoy.
[audience cheers, applauds] Thank you.
- It's definitely a crazy experience living the show
and then... watching the show in real-time with viewers.
Pretty much like you're at a movie theater
and you hear everyone's responses in real-time.
Khloe: [in video] I'm covering for you [bleep] assholes this many times.
[audience gasps] KIM: It was so fun to be able to
show people the show for the first time
and really see it on a big scale like that and get people's real opinions.
[cheering] KYLIE: This is obviously
a really huge night for us.
I didn't realize how big and special this moment was going to feel.
It was like, "Wow, we are so... lucky and blessed."
It was really cool.
- It is filled with anxiety, but also, it's really cool
'cause you get to see, "Okay, does someone think that's actually funny like I did?"
Like, you know, when something is good happening
or when it's something enjoyable that you love to watch.
Khloe: [in video] I'm at the new house and the construction is almost finished.
TRISTAN: [on phone in video] Oh, wow, amazing.
- That's really exciting and fun.
And then when you have to relive something that's maybe sad
or just emotions you probably don't want to go back to,
it's really hard, and it's hard to hear everyone's opinion.
- Now, you know I wanna, you know, get us back together
and build our family.
- When I was watching the show
and Tristan was on and telling, "Oh, and we're--"
I don't even know what he said 'cause I, like, blacked it out,
but it was like, "Oh, we're just so great,"
or whatever he-- the [bleep] he's saying.
- Hopefully, be able to expand our family one day, God willing.
Khloe: [shouts] Liar! [audience laughs, applauds]
- I felt as if the whole theater was staring at me.
And I was just like, "This is so awkward."
'Cause it's like, "What a crock of shit."
Like, what the [bleep], and I believed you,
and I was listening to you, and I was receiving everything you said,
but you're a [bleep] liar!
[cheering]
And it just came out.
I probably made it a lot more awkward than it needed to be.
Story of my life. [chuckles]
KIM: [in video] Oh, my God.
[audience cheers, applauds]
♪ Oh yeah ♪
- Yeah. KRIS: It was like a movie premiere.
PERSON: It was.
KRIS: I have goosebumps.
I have pride for my family.
And I'm just so filled with gratitude for this incredible blessing.
It means so much to me that you guys came.
I'm so happy that I went through with the surgery
because this is the sort of thing that I 1,000% never wanna miss,
and it's my first time in heels.
- I'm gonna go eat. Let's try to get outta here.
KOURTNEY: Thank you so much... - Of course.
- ...for being here. - Was it awkward for you?
- A little bit. - Why?
I mean, just the, like, commentary-- - Can I interrupt?
- Oh, my God, you made it! - Hi, guys!
- Hi. - Hi, hi. The show is so good.
- Thank you.
- That was so good. - It was good, right?
- You will change reality TV now.
Do you know that? - Again?
I mean, back in the day,
we used to watch every episode together at my mom's house,
every single episode.
We've never had a premiere that we've watched outside of the house.
It's just such, like, a milestone, and I'm so grateful.
♪ A kiss on your face ♪
KHLOE: Joge. KIM: Hi.
Do you wanna go eat? - No, I wanna go-- I have to be up
and go to the gym in the morning. - Oh, oh, oh.
- You know, definitely, when you go through things in life,
those things can steal so much of your happy moments.
But tonight, really reminds me that I have to make myself do things
'cause then, I would be missing out on something so special.
Like, tonight was so fun.
I don't want my personal dramas or traumas
to take away all the fun that I could be having.
♪ Go on and la la ♪
KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
I wasn't gonna go to the Met because I was like,
"How do I top last year?"
I told you my idea, right? Marilyn?
- Mm.
- The Marilyn dress is here. This is a replica.
If this does not fit me, like, I can't even try the original.
KYLIE: This is beautiful. PERSON: I know.
- I decided very last minute that I was going to go to the Met.
- That looks really cool.
KOURTNEY: Travis and I are going to Milan
to do fittings for our wedding weekend.
WOMAN: So frickin' cute.
KOURTNEY: Knowing that our wedding is less than 30 days away
is making everything feel so much more real.
- She's suing us for over $100 million.
The mother of my brother's daughter is suing
for defamation and interference with a contract.
And we're leaving our fate in the hands of 12 random people.
What if they hate us?
♪ Right now, we're young and free ♪
♪ And it's the only way to be ♪
♪ Let's chase the sun and never sleep ♪
♪ Like the waves I wanna be ♪
♪ Forever young and free ♪
♪ I don't wanna go home, go home ♪
♪ Never gonna stop, no, stop, no ♪
♪ Livin' for the moment ♪
♪ We're crazy and we know it ♪
♪ Like the waves I wanna be ♪
♪ Forever young and free ♪
♪ Livin' for the moment ♪
♪ We're crazy and we know it ♪
♪ Like the waves I wanna be ♪
♪ Forever young and free ♪
- You know the best way to describe how I handle life?
I'm like Tom Cruise in Minority Report and it's, like, my life are these slides.
And any time I'm just-- it's not in front of me and I don't have to deal,
I slide it out and go to the next picture.
Like, okay, Mom in hospital. We're dealing with that.
Okay, kids, this. I have to deal with that.
Okay, Khloe drama. Okay, let's deal with this.
When that's done, okay, Kourtney drama. Okay, this.
I can totally focus just on one thing and not let the next thing
or the last thing really affect what I'm doing right now.
I know that's, like, really crazy and rare,
but that's just, like, how I get through life.