1 00:00:01,537 --> 00:00:02,572 [owl hooting] 2 00:00:02,672 --> 00:00:03,707 - ♪ Don't go ♪ 3 00:00:03,707 --> 00:00:06,078 [couple moaning] 4 00:00:06,078 --> 00:00:07,949 - You're a really good kisser. 5 00:00:07,983 --> 00:00:10,121 My dad was so wrong about you. 6 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:12,693 - Wait, your dad thought I'd be a bad kisser? 7 00:00:12,693 --> 00:00:13,727 - Marcus. 8 00:00:13,827 --> 00:00:15,130 - Don't Marcus me, Abigail. 9 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:16,366 Kissing's supes important to me. 10 00:00:16,366 --> 00:00:18,036 I've been practicing all day on my mom's 11 00:00:18,136 --> 00:00:19,371 favorite throw pillow! - What is that? 12 00:00:19,405 --> 00:00:21,108 - You know, the smaller pillows on a couch. 13 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:22,579 More decorative than practical. 14 00:00:22,613 --> 00:00:23,715 - Oh, my God, no! 15 00:00:23,848 --> 00:00:26,754 - Yes, and now the pillow's all wet and my mom is pissed. 16 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:27,789 Do you even like me? 17 00:00:27,889 --> 00:00:29,392 - No! - I knew it. 18 00:00:29,426 --> 00:00:31,028 Which is why I've also been practicing 19 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:33,032 on your best friend. Sorry, Abigail, 20 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,603 but I think it's time for me to move on-- 21 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:37,308 [chainsaw revving] 22 00:00:37,408 --> 00:00:37,976 Dot org. 23 00:00:38,076 --> 00:00:39,747 - [screaming] 24 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:40,849 - I knew you'd regret it. 25 00:00:40,849 --> 00:00:42,284 - No, I was screaming because 26 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:43,554 someone just chopped your head off. 27 00:00:43,621 --> 00:00:46,727 - Oh, so the whole time you were warning me. 28 00:00:46,727 --> 00:00:49,032 [laughs] That is so us. 29 00:00:49,165 --> 00:00:51,637 Kiss me. [gurgles] 30 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:52,639 - No! 31 00:00:52,739 --> 00:00:55,645 [snazzy music] 32 00:00:55,745 --> 00:01:02,659 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,883 - Huh? You want some more? 34 00:01:14,917 --> 00:01:16,052 [glass shattering] 35 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:17,487 No, you are! 36 00:01:17,522 --> 00:01:18,625 Get out of here! 37 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,728 If this is about the screaming, some whack job 38 00:01:20,829 --> 00:01:24,168 stuck his head in my window and kept calling me a failure. 39 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,372 But I took care of him. 40 00:01:27,675 --> 00:01:29,178 - Marvin Flute. 41 00:01:29,211 --> 00:01:31,917 I should've known you'd be Friday drunk on a Tuesday. 42 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,253 - Lieutenant Kang. 43 00:01:33,353 --> 00:01:34,889 You're like my college alumni donation department. 44 00:01:34,923 --> 00:01:36,459 You can somehow find me anywhere. 45 00:01:36,561 --> 00:01:38,362 - We got a case only you can solve, 46 00:01:38,463 --> 00:01:39,900 and an opening on the cornhole team 47 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:40,935 for this weekend's Cornament. 48 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:43,440 - Did you forget you took my badge, Lieutenant? 49 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,276 Now if you'll excuse me, I got to get back to the only things 50 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:47,816 I'm good at anymore-- drinking myself to death, 51 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:49,185 and painstakingly crafting 52 00:01:49,218 --> 00:01:51,322 Mid-Century modern dollhouse furniture. 53 00:01:51,355 --> 00:01:54,195 Oh, little tiny chair in your little perfect world. 54 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:57,535 Oh, what I'd give to spin around on you and go whee! 55 00:01:57,669 --> 00:01:58,737 But I'm too big. 56 00:01:58,838 --> 00:01:59,940 I would crush you. 57 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,409 And that would crush me. 58 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,848 - Well, then, I guess you don't want this back. 59 00:02:03,881 --> 00:02:04,916 - Badgey! 60 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:05,952 I missed ya, girl. 61 00:02:05,952 --> 00:02:06,954 Have you seen Cuffy? 62 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:08,123 What about Crime Tapey? 63 00:02:08,256 --> 00:02:09,258 - Not until you crack this week's 64 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:11,229 bizarre, unsolvable case. 65 00:02:11,262 --> 00:02:12,766 - Dare I go back to Grimsburg, 66 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:16,239 the town I left behind like a perfectly-timed elevator fart? 67 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:18,243 A place permanently cursed a century ago 68 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,381 by a virgin sacrifice gone sideways. 69 00:02:20,481 --> 00:02:23,153 A city so full of vice, they named it twice, 70 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:24,489 then realized that sounded dumb, 71 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:26,158 so they went back to just the one word. 72 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:28,230 [microwave dings] 73 00:02:28,263 --> 00:02:31,035 Grim--wait, hold on. 74 00:02:31,136 --> 00:02:32,872 [gulping] Mm. 75 00:02:32,872 --> 00:02:35,077 Wow, big bite. 76 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:37,147 [grunts] Ah. 77 00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:39,753 [echoing] Grimsburg. 78 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:42,124 [woman screaming] 79 00:02:42,124 --> 00:02:45,130 [dramatic music] 80 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:50,775 ♪ 81 00:02:51,142 --> 00:02:53,113 - You got a cough, Petunia? 82 00:02:53,113 --> 00:02:55,417 - Worse, I'm alive, 83 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,488 and I have a single hair in the back of my throat. 84 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:59,158 It's been bugging me for like three days. 85 00:02:59,191 --> 00:03:01,228 It's literally the worst. 86 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,270 - There he is! 87 00:03:05,303 --> 00:03:06,540 Excited to meet ya, partner. 88 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,243 - I'm not partnering up with a robot. 89 00:03:08,243 --> 00:03:10,213 - I'm technically a cyborg. 90 00:03:10,247 --> 00:03:13,019 I lost exactly 74.2% of my body 91 00:03:13,119 --> 00:03:14,556 in a freak merry-go-round smash-up, 92 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:16,392 but the good folks at Grimsburg Cybernetics 93 00:03:16,526 --> 00:03:20,167 rebuilt me to be faster and stronger! 94 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,970 - What's that? 95 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,406 - [chuckles] 96 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,878 They had to move some stuff around after the accident. 97 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:27,147 - If we're going to be partners, 98 00:03:27,281 --> 00:03:29,986 I only got one rule-- I don't play by the rules. 99 00:03:29,986 --> 00:03:31,122 Even that one. 100 00:03:31,256 --> 00:03:33,994 So I play by the rules, my rules. 101 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:35,497 And I've only got one rule-- 102 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:38,637 I don't play by-- by the rules. 103 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:42,879 - There's just never a right time 104 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:45,216 for a double teen homicide. 105 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:46,352 [car door clicks] 106 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:50,294 - Looks like the boy didn't make it, but the girl... 107 00:03:50,294 --> 00:03:51,730 - Oh... [chuckles] 108 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,501 I'm not sure you're supposed to be touching the evidence-- 109 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,435 - Quiet! 110 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,140 I'm going into my crime mind. 111 00:03:57,174 --> 00:03:58,409 [echoing] Crime mind. 112 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:01,282 The girl, she ran for her life. 113 00:04:01,382 --> 00:04:03,152 - [panting, screaming] 114 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:05,124 - [grunting] 115 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,292 You go on. 116 00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:08,163 [coughs, groans] Just a stitch. 117 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:09,599 I'll catch up, I'll catch up. 118 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:11,604 - ♪ Hey, mama, will you be my lover ♪ 119 00:04:11,604 --> 00:04:13,072 ♪ 'Cause I need you in my life ♪ 120 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:14,341 - Whoa! 121 00:04:14,441 --> 00:04:16,246 Jumping jacks are back! 122 00:04:16,346 --> 00:04:18,449 [truck horn honking] 123 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:21,656 - [screams] 124 00:04:23,728 --> 00:04:26,567 - You, with the great hair, where did he take the girl? 125 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,937 - Bro, you're barking up the wrong-- 126 00:04:28,971 --> 00:04:30,908 [grunts] My treenis! 127 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:36,854 [birds chirping] 128 00:04:36,954 --> 00:04:39,191 [eerie music] 129 00:04:39,224 --> 00:04:41,196 - Thank God, the girl's still alive. 130 00:04:41,296 --> 00:04:43,333 But the killer is taunting us. 131 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:46,106 And he's got absolutely gorgeous penmanship. 132 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,176 Look at the loops on those L's! 133 00:04:48,209 --> 00:04:50,213 - Look! - Backhoe tracks. 134 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,518 From the Kubota L-39 diesel used 135 00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:54,523 to deliver this block of ice. 136 00:04:54,523 --> 00:04:57,361 - We find that Kubota-- - We find the killer. 137 00:04:57,394 --> 00:04:59,265 - We find the killer-- 138 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:00,969 - We find the girl. 139 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:02,972 - We find the girl-- 140 00:05:03,106 --> 00:05:04,108 - No, that's it. 141 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,479 We, that--we-- that's it. 142 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:10,588 - Mind if I ask you a couple of questions for the local news? 143 00:05:10,622 --> 00:05:12,826 - Sorry, ma'am, but this is a crime scene. 144 00:05:12,892 --> 00:05:14,228 - Oh, I can see that. 145 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,667 It seems someone stole this man's looks. 146 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:18,504 - Nice try, but the only crime here 147 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:20,674 is that belt with those boots. 148 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:24,348 - And the decapitation. 149 00:05:25,885 --> 00:05:27,989 - [voracious chewing] 150 00:05:29,659 --> 00:05:31,295 - Ah, I forgot what it's like watching you 151 00:05:31,429 --> 00:05:32,699 tear into a carcass. 152 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,569 Just one of the many perks of having a wife 153 00:05:34,569 --> 00:05:36,540 who was raised by bears. - Ex-wife. 154 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,644 And I'm more than just a woman who was raised by bears. 155 00:05:38,745 --> 00:05:41,282 - You're right. That was insensitive. 156 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:42,652 - Um, I was raised by bears, 157 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:45,390 so I think I'm tough enough to take it. 158 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:47,863 So, anything you can tell me about the case? 159 00:05:47,963 --> 00:05:50,668 - It's an active investigation. You know I can't. 160 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:53,306 - Just like you can't ask one question about 161 00:05:53,372 --> 00:05:55,177 the son you haven't seen in years. 162 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:57,047 - I'm fairly sure he's fine. 163 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,416 Right, pal? 164 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:01,656 - Oh, I'm great, now that you called me pal. 165 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:02,592 Pal. 166 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:04,596 - Hey, hey. Don't fall for it, Stan. 167 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:07,602 He's just coming back to face-fudge this family again. 168 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:10,140 - I wouldn't say no to a little face-fudging. 169 00:06:10,173 --> 00:06:11,142 - What do you want? 170 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:12,177 - This. 171 00:06:12,277 --> 00:06:13,614 You and I, mixing it up, 172 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,018 the lightly simmering tension of will we or won't we, 173 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:17,588 and if we do, which positions. 174 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:20,126 Come on, admit it. You need me too. 175 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:21,495 - Ugh, please. 176 00:06:21,563 --> 00:06:23,567 I have got everything covered. 177 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,370 Even taught Stan how to catch. 178 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,439 [bottle thunks] - Ugh! 179 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:28,343 - With his face. Good one, baby! 180 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:30,347 See? We don't need you at all. 181 00:06:30,414 --> 00:06:32,217 - Well, actually, this weekend is 182 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,221 the annual Father-Son Dance. 183 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:35,591 - And I'll just put on a mustache 184 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,562 and take you like I do every year, hon. 185 00:06:37,596 --> 00:06:39,365 - No need, because the stache is back 186 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:42,104 and ready to prove he's here to stay, probably. 187 00:06:42,171 --> 00:06:43,439 - [growls] Fine. 188 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:44,676 But you better not make me regret this, 189 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,781 even though I know you're going to make me regret this. 190 00:06:46,847 --> 00:06:49,786 Let's go get you an ill-fitting suit, Stan. 191 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:52,625 - Don't worry boy son, we're going to 192 00:06:52,725 --> 00:06:54,494 duct tape this broken family back together 193 00:06:54,529 --> 00:06:56,499 faster than you can say hereditary schizophrenia. 194 00:06:56,533 --> 00:06:57,869 Which you also don't need to worry about, 195 00:06:57,903 --> 00:06:59,840 unless you're still seeing your imaginary 196 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:00,842 skeleton friend. 197 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,512 The one who made you pull the fire alarm. 198 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:05,116 - Nope. Therapy's working great. 199 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,252 Bye. 200 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:08,958 [bell rings] 201 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:10,594 - He bought it, Stanny! 202 00:07:10,628 --> 00:07:12,297 Now all we got to do is make sure 203 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:14,301 he never talks to your therapist. 204 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,604 Just like us. 205 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:18,209 - Mr. Flesh, now we can finally start our plan 206 00:07:18,242 --> 00:07:19,880 to get my parents back together! 207 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:22,017 - [laughs] And it's going to work, too, 208 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:25,658 because all of my plans work, aside from the dead bird one. 209 00:07:25,691 --> 00:07:28,564 Now, let's get you ready for that dance! 210 00:07:28,664 --> 00:07:31,970 Are you familiar with the end of "Dirty Dancing"? 211 00:07:33,908 --> 00:07:34,976 - [grunts] 212 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:36,412 - [sighs] 213 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:39,017 [mellow music] 214 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,790 - Glad you're back, Flute. 215 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,394 This place has been dead without you. 216 00:07:44,428 --> 00:07:46,800 [giggles] I'm fun. 217 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,238 - Hey, Wynona, are you wearing a new scent? 218 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:50,374 I love it! 219 00:07:50,407 --> 00:07:52,177 - It's formaldehyde. 220 00:07:52,277 --> 00:07:54,549 Ooh, look who it is. [chuckles] 221 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,689 The man who puts the "ten" in Lieutenant. 222 00:07:57,822 --> 00:08:00,027 You ever put that ten anywhere else? 223 00:08:00,127 --> 00:08:01,630 - [melodic fart] 224 00:08:01,696 --> 00:08:03,533 - Body's still off-gassing. 225 00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:06,405 - That note was a perfect B-flat. 226 00:08:06,405 --> 00:08:08,275 - [melodic fart] 227 00:08:08,376 --> 00:08:10,514 - There must be something inside him. 228 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,285 - [chuckles] 229 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:15,190 I keep forgetting to check both sides. 230 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:16,291 - Wowie. 231 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:17,762 A flute! 232 00:08:17,828 --> 00:08:19,732 The killer must be trying to make contact with you. 233 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:22,037 - Good thing your name's not piano. 234 00:08:22,137 --> 00:08:23,941 [laughter] 235 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:27,280 - Yeah, 'cause then he'd have a piano in his butt. 236 00:08:27,314 --> 00:08:29,519 [laughs] That'd be messed up. 237 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,790 - Summers, a boy is dead. 238 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:36,733 - Kang was the one who suggested 239 00:08:36,866 --> 00:08:38,436 we bring you back for this case. 240 00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:40,474 I said we'd be better off deputizing 241 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:42,912 an alcoholic alley cat. [chuckles] 242 00:08:42,945 --> 00:08:44,315 I was wrong. 243 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,085 - [slurred meowing] 244 00:08:46,118 --> 00:08:48,456 - The mayor needs his daughter found 245 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:50,961 before the opening of the new casino! 246 00:08:50,995 --> 00:08:53,332 - Which he also happens to own. 247 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,303 - Shut your spit maker, Stewart. 248 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,007 - Sorry, Mom. - Mom? 249 00:08:57,041 --> 00:08:58,343 - Hi, I'm Stewart. 250 00:08:58,476 --> 00:08:59,712 I just passed the detective exam, 251 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:02,183 but apparently I'm much more valuable 252 00:09:02,183 --> 00:09:03,486 taking notes as her secretary. 253 00:09:03,486 --> 00:09:04,889 - Never knew you had a kid, Chief. 254 00:09:04,989 --> 00:09:06,860 Anything else I don't know? - Let's see. 255 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,498 I'm a climate change-denying Flat-Earther 256 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:13,507 whose 23andMe confirmed I'm 12% Sasquatch. 257 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:14,843 Now that we're caught up on me, 258 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,913 if you don't find Abigail by Friday, 259 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:19,151 I'm taking that loaner badge back 260 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:20,153 and throwing you off the edge 261 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:24,829 of this appropriately-warm frisbee we call a planet! 262 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,835 [tense music] 263 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,505 - 30 years ago at this school, 264 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,109 I had the most brilliant teacher of my life. 265 00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:33,981 Then 10 years ago, I sent him to prison for the rest of his. 266 00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:36,520 Faced with a teacher shortage, the city ordered him 267 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,790 to finish serving out his sentence working here, 268 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,895 which is how the man who was once my greatest mentor 269 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:44,401 has now become one of my biggest nemesise, 270 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:47,642 nemeses, nemesisis, nemesi. 271 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,979 Ugh. Just remind me to ask him. 272 00:09:50,012 --> 00:09:52,551 He'll know. 273 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,523 Dr. Rufis Pentos. 274 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:55,991 How's the ankle bracelet? 275 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:56,793 Itchy, I hope. 276 00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:59,230 - Oh, Marvin, how you've changed. 277 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:02,505 What misfortune has twisted you into this pot-bellied shadow 278 00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:04,809 that cowers before me now? 279 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:07,414 - The unrelenting cruelty of human existence. 280 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,786 And a brief addiction to Roblox. 281 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:12,692 - So have you returned to play our little game 282 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:16,533 of cat and lesser animal than a cat? 283 00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:18,402 - I'm not here to play, Pentos, 284 00:10:18,436 --> 00:10:19,706 so don't try to get in my head. 285 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,810 - I wouldn't dream of it. 286 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:25,183 Interesting jacket you're wearing. 287 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,451 - What? What do you mean? 288 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,123 The cut's not flattering or the color? 289 00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:29,191 Get out of my head! 290 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,162 - But there's so much room. 291 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,330 [knocking] 292 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,600 - Um, Dr. Pentos. 293 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,836 - Hi! - My wife and I-- 294 00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:36,339 - Oh, of course, my office hours-- 295 00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:37,675 - feel you're forcing our introverted Franny-- 296 00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,111 - OK. - To read aloud-- 297 00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:40,548 - Perhaps we can find-- is vocal discrimination. 298 00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:42,952 - OK, thank you. [sighs] 299 00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:45,657 Now, what deliciously dark crime 300 00:10:45,691 --> 00:10:48,062 do you seek help with this time? 301 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,331 Murder? 302 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,868 Kidnapping? 303 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,107 The missing bagels from the faculty break room? 304 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,476 Twasn't I. 305 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,749 - Recognize this? 306 00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,755 - Where ever did you find her? 307 00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:03,059 - No, no, no, don't put that in your--oh. 308 00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,629 - Interesting. 309 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,769 Its keys have been altered to only play B-flat. 310 00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,607 Some ruffians stole it from my classroom two days ago, 311 00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:16,018 but I simply have no idea how he got in. 312 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,930 Best of luck finding poor Miss Abigail, 313 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,537 whose only crime was growing up in her father's shadow. 314 00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:30,480 Parents truly block out the sun, don't they, Marvin? 315 00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:32,918 Don't they? Don't they? 316 00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:36,893 Do not they! [thunder booming] 317 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,368 So sorry, what can we do to make Franny 318 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,774 feel less triggered, hm? 319 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,745 - And Mayor Dilquez, how are you coping 320 00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,180 with your daughter's disappearance? 321 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:50,687 - It is still hard for me to even believe she is missing. 322 00:11:50,754 --> 00:11:54,729 The opening of Grimsburg's first casino! 323 00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:57,033 This town will finally be known for something 324 00:11:57,067 --> 00:12:00,406 other than our unusually high number of killer clowns. 325 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,545 But, it is sad. 326 00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:03,980 Marvy Marvs! 327 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,684 - I need to ask you some questions. 328 00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:07,821 - Um, I am in the middle of an interview. 329 00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,826 - And I'm in the middle of an investigation, 330 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,563 which trumps your interview. - Nu-uh. 331 00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,399 Freedom of the press. - Yuh-huh. 332 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,702 Obstruction of justice. 333 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,673 - Shouldn't you be getting ready for the dance? 334 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,142 - Shouldn't you be not asking me 335 00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:19,845 if I shouldn't be doing stuff? 336 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,551 - Heh, heh, I'm not sure what's going on here, but-- 337 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:23,720 - Summers! - Back off, R2! 338 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,560 - Do you two mind not flirt fighting in front of my wife? 339 00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,731 - [mechanical breathing] 340 00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:31,235 - This has been really tough on her. 341 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:36,245 [loudly] Hon, I'm going to talk to these detectives, OK? 342 00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:38,584 - [chuckles] Well, someone here may be involved 343 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,120 in Abigail's disappearance. 344 00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:43,526 - I assure you, all my guys have been karmically vetted. 345 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,434 [tense music] 346 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,672 - Oh, bollocks. [panting] 347 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,876 - Kubota backhoe. He's the Ice Block Killer. 348 00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,414 Get him! - Chase Mode activated. 349 00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,886 [mechanical whirring] 350 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,769 If you want to run along, I'll catch up. 351 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,742 [suspenseful music] 352 00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:13,987 ♪ ♪ 353 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:17,393 - Still wearing that jacket? Oh. 354 00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:19,465 - Get out of my he--oh! 355 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,170 [groaning] 356 00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:24,709 - Brake Mode, Brake Mode! 357 00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:27,213 - We scoured the suspect's place. 358 00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:28,148 Bupkis. 359 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,622 Kid, speaking as your mentor slash work daddy, 360 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,727 detectives and criminals are locked in 361 00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:36,098 a long, mysterious dance. 362 00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:40,941 One big, cosmic dance. 363 00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,784 - Jonathan Taylor Thomas! I got to go. 364 00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:49,526 [mellow music playing] 365 00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:53,266 [engine roars] 366 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,839 ♪ ♪ 367 00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:00,647 - [sniffling] 368 00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,518 Don't be a baby, Stan. 369 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:04,288 He'll be here. 370 00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:05,991 [tires screech] 371 00:14:08,395 --> 00:14:09,932 [tense sting] 372 00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:13,071 - Uh, didn't we already clear the suspect's place? 373 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,076 - The word dance reminded me of music, 374 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,515 and I remembered that the flute was tuned to B-flat. 375 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:18,950 The suspect is British, 376 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,787 and British people call apartments flats. 377 00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,692 B-flat. Flat B. 378 00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,428 In other words, apartment B. 379 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,933 He's been leading us to-- 380 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,202 - Be best friends! 381 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,574 - Detective Jesus, take the wheel. 382 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,678 Ooh, I'd watch that show. 383 00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:35,249 [dramatic music] 384 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,662 - OK, it's time to slow it down, 385 00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:42,932 boys and boys. 386 00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:46,304 [soft pop music plays] 387 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,716 [blow-dryer whirring] 388 00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,318 - How awful. 389 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,423 - Yeah, a terrible way to go. 390 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,893 - No, his furniture. 391 00:14:56,993 --> 00:15:00,199 Who mixes Scandinavian minimalism with shabby chic? 392 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,903 Ugh. 393 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:03,840 "While you were chasing this idiot around, 394 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,746 I was completing my brilliant crime." 395 00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,949 Hmm. 396 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,419 The top of the page is missing. 397 00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:11,622 [scanner whirring] 398 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,396 - Gee, sure was nice of the killer to use recycled paper. 399 00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,467 We should all be looking out for future generations 400 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,603 like that. 401 00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:21,609 - Future generations. 402 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:22,945 My child-spawn! 403 00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,755 - [whimpering] 404 00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,057 - Oh, my baby! 405 00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:30,126 What happened, even though I know, 406 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:32,632 since I've been warning you about it the whole time. 407 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,134 - Oh, you're frozen! 408 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,873 Take these to warm you up. 409 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:39,144 [yelping] Where'd you go? 410 00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,281 [tires screech] - A lovely boy. 411 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:45,524 A shame his father's duties leave no time for love. 412 00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:49,999 Parents truly block out the sun, don't they, Marvin? 413 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,470 - Uh, you already said that earlier. 414 00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,007 - I did? 415 00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:58,015 Then perhaps it's important. 416 00:15:58,049 --> 00:15:59,418 - Oh, I knew this would happen. 417 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:01,923 So, what's next in the Bad Dad Olympics? 418 00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:03,326 - It was a mistake. 419 00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,764 Let me prove I'm not the man who checked into a motel 420 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,868 under your credit card for five years. 421 00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:11,609 - You don't need to prove that to me. 422 00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:13,412 - Right. 423 00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:15,750 I need to prove it to myself. - No. [sighs] 424 00:16:15,784 --> 00:16:17,755 - Prove it to Lieutenant Kang? 425 00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:19,090 The Chief? My dad? 426 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,927 No, your dad. The town? 427 00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,163 Seems a bit much, but I'll do whatever 428 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,801 it takes to get my old life back. 429 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,238 [door slams] [sighs] 430 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,044 - You can't quit, Marvin. 431 00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,948 - Our one lead has freezer burn. 432 00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,316 My ex won't have me. 433 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:35,055 And I just found out Pete Davidson broke up with-- 434 00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,093 - Name TBD. Fill in in post. 435 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,064 - I'd do anything to be a detective, 436 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,234 and you're just throwing it in the trash? 437 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,705 At least write down your feelings 438 00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:44,040 on the Chief's notepad. 439 00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:48,015 Make a pros and cons list, and then decide. 440 00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:49,919 - Chief's notepad? 441 00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:52,525 Look! The paper matches perfectly. 442 00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:54,193 The Chief is the killer! 443 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:58,235 Look at me, I solved the case, Flute, I solved the case! 444 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,974 - See, Kang, you don't need me. My family doesn't need me. 445 00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:02,945 Even crime doesn't need me. 446 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,216 I'll be at the bar if anyone needs me, 447 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,757 which nobody will, as I've just clearly stated. 448 00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:12,531 [country music playing] 449 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:16,706 ♪ 450 00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,712 [pool whirring, buzzing] 451 00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:25,423 [unsettling clarinet music playing] 452 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:27,260 ♪ 453 00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:31,970 - Parents truly block out the sun, don't they, Marvin? 454 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,507 - What are you saying? 455 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,578 What does that mean? 456 00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,148 [jazzy music] 457 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,921 - You should know what it means. 458 00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:45,897 You've been guilty of it all along. 459 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,002 I'm trying to be poetic here. 460 00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:50,139 Don't make me spell it out. 461 00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,580 - But I don't get what this has to do with my son. 462 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,619 Sun, son. 463 00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,456 [whimpering] 464 00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:01,763 [mumbling] 465 00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:04,835 Wait, it's not the Chief. 466 00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:06,873 - It's the Chief! 467 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:08,876 [all gasp] 468 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,345 - You're under arrest for the murders 469 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,751 of two people whose names I really should have remembered. 470 00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,020 - Why would I do this? 471 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:16,024 I have no motive. 472 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,630 - I got your motive right here. 473 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,199 Case closed. 474 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,071 - That's not what motive means. 475 00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:25,310 - But it-- it does the matchy thing. 476 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,446 - Chief's innocent. The notepad isn't hers. 477 00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,919 She doesn't believe in climate change, 478 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,056 therefore she'd never buy recycled. 479 00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:34,060 - Duh! It's a scam. 480 00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:35,797 They want us to pay more for something 481 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,534 that's already been used? 482 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,468 Pff, right. 483 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,907 - So if it's not the Chief, then who? 484 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,078 - The poor little boy in her shadow. 485 00:18:43,179 --> 00:18:45,617 [dramatic music] 486 00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,855 You wanted to be a detective, but your mom never let you. 487 00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:50,259 So you planted a flute in that poor kid's butt, 488 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,463 knowing I'd put the pieces together and nail the Chief. 489 00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:55,136 And then, when she's no longer blocking out the sun, 490 00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,206 then you, her son, different spelling, 491 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:59,912 get to be a detective at last. 492 00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:02,083 - Uh, yeah, pretty much exactly. 493 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:06,491 - So where is Abigail? 494 00:19:06,525 --> 00:19:08,095 [click] 495 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,665 [all gasp] 496 00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:12,638 [suspenseful music] 497 00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,809 ♪ 498 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:16,177 - Hi! 499 00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:23,593 [glass crackling] 500 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:26,297 [all scream] 501 00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,406 - My tanks... 502 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:32,811 to Flute, for saving my daughter. 503 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,380 [chuckles] 504 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,686 - I got something that belongs to you. 505 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,221 - Badgey! 506 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,693 Wait, first, there's somebody I need to see. 507 00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:49,377 Harm, you were right, we can't pick up where we left off. 508 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:53,152 But maybe we can start where we are right now. 509 00:19:53,252 --> 00:19:55,389 - I just want to give my son everything he needs. 510 00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:58,663 And I guess that includes you. 511 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,734 - I learned a vital lesson today, child person. 512 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,442 The only one I need to prove I've changed to is you. 513 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,413 Otherwise, you'll turn into a twisted sicko like Stewart 514 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,852 and frame me for a murder I didn't commit. 515 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:11,622 May I? 516 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,125 - You may. 517 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,164 [soft music] 518 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:21,308 ♪ 519 00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,846 - Grimsburg, I promised myself I'd never come back, 520 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,552 and yet somehow, it's this place where I feel like maybe, 521 00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,657 just maybe, I'll solve the one mystery 522 00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:31,696 I've never been able to crack--myself. 523 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:34,635 Oh, and the mystery of where I put my suede desert boots. 524 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,575 And if there's time, maybe how to use the self-checkout lane. 525 00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,177 I've literally never done it without the person 526 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,547 having to come over, and at that point, 527 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,183 why can't they just check me out? 528 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,720 Wow, this is a pretty cool shot. 529 00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,456 It seems like they're putting some real money behind this. 530 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,794 That's got to be a good sign. 531 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,209 - So your pop's moving into the basement, hmm? 532 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,213 - Together under one roof again. 533 00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:59,050 This is what we've been dreaming of! 534 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,252 - Speak for yourself. 535 00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:02,356 I've been dreaming about meeting Phoebe Bridgers. 536 00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:04,461 - All we need now is a little nudge 537 00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:07,100 to get them all the way back together. 538 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,970 - Easy. You flood the basement. 539 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,707 When your dad starts to drown, 540 00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:13,947 your mom is forced to save him and they're back in love. 541 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,151 Or you all drown there, 542 00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:18,088 and become a big happy family in heaven. 543 00:21:18,122 --> 00:21:21,328 - Or, I give them love letters I wrote 544 00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,298 and say they're from the other person. 545 00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:24,502 - Eh, that works too. 546 00:21:24,602 --> 00:21:26,539 But if you do go with that one, 547 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,076 you probably want to shut off the main water valve, 548 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,582 like right now.