1 00:00:01,961 --> 00:00:04,003 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:05,337 - Hot cocoa-- 3 00:00:05,381 --> 00:00:08,924 It's warm, sweet, and feels good in your tummy. 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,176 But what doesn't feel good in your tummy? 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,636 A sharpened moose femur 6 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,180 Wielded by a crazed ritualistic killer. 7 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:18,559 This is the fifth animal-bone murder here in grimsburg, 8 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,644 The work of an unknown serial killer 9 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,813 Who the media are calling 10 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,064 The boner. 11 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:25,315 [dramatic sting] 12 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,818 With kgrm homicides-on-the-ones, 13 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,153 I'm harmony flute. 14 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,487 - And I'm her ex-husband, marvin flute, 15 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,156 Grimsburg's greatest detective who's back 16 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,615 From a much-needed nervous breakdown 17 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,325 To make this town safer and handsomer. 18 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,119 - Flute, I was just signing off. 19 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,328 - And I'll get my hands on this boner, 20 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,913 No matter how hard it gets. 21 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,582 Over to you, hank. 22 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,042 - Oh, you always do this. 23 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,334 It's always the flute show. 24 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,211 I'm the one who gets to throw the anchor. 25 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,172 And who is hank? We don't even have a hank. 26 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,757 - Well, you should look into getting one. 27 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,175 Hank is a strong anchor name. 28 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,426 Ends with a k, like the word fork, 29 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,219 The most masculine utensil of all. 30 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,763 And pork, the most masculine meat. 31 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,640 And of course, sink, the most masculine place to urinate. 32 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,934 - How about suck? As in you. 33 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,269 - Now you get it. 34 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,312 - Oh, you know who'd love this game? 35 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,272 - We don't have a hank! - Hank. 36 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,482 Heh. 37 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,816 Back to you, hank. 38 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,819 [dramatic music] 39 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:18,035 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,216 "the flute show." please. 41 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:33,759 It's not all about me, right? 42 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,010 - Well-- - exactly. 43 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:35,928 Thank you. [clattering in distance] 44 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,221 Wait, you hear that? 45 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,598 [grunts] freeze, put-- 46 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:40,933 My hands up? 47 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,518 - Cut! 48 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,061 Ok, take five, everyone. 49 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:46,313 Well, well, detective flute himself. 50 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,190 I'm a big fan of your work. 51 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:50,484 - Likewise--meaning, I'm a big fan of my work, 52 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:52,319 'cause I don't know who the hell you are. 53 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,947 - Bertram figg. I'm making a limited series 54 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,156 Based on the boner case, 55 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,658 And you're the main character. 56 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,452 - I'd watch the hell out of that, even if it's on pluto. 57 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:02,037 Oh, god, it's not on pluto, is it? 58 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,164 Wait, that guy's supposed to be me? 59 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,458 - You're right. Wardrobe, makeup, hair! 60 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,378 We've gotta make our flute much fatter and dumpier, please. 61 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,631 Getting closer. - [grumbles] 62 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,759 All: Fathers! 63 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:16,969 All: Sons! 64 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:18,095 All: Fathers! - [sighs] 65 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,055 - I wish my dad had time to play with me. 66 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,932 - Don't worry, stanners. 67 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,851 That's what imaginary bad influences are for. 68 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:27,062 What do you say we go loosen some bolts on the monkey bars? 69 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:30,065 Maybe we could do a little fecal graffiti. 70 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,693 It's a beautiful day in the park. 71 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,902 We can do it all. 72 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,487 All: [laughing] son. 73 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,365 All: [laughing] dad. 74 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,534 - You just sold the ip freely to this guy 75 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,202 Without consulting me on casting? 76 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,079 Did they even go out to miles teller? 77 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,455 He is the mustache guy right now. 78 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,207 - Sorry, flute, chief needs the money 79 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,500 For her latest conspiracy theory. 80 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:50,460 - Yeah, I've got my eye on this tank. 81 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,297 Oh, try to vaccinate me in this bad boy. 82 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,174 - But I haven't solved the case yet. 83 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,467 - You better, or that's what the world will see. 84 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,554 It's true crime, and I take the "true" part seriously. 85 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:02,014 That's my rule. 86 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:05,017 That and never ask a grip where he was on January 6. 87 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,643 - This is so cool. 88 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,312 So who's playing me in the series? 89 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:11,440 I get idris elba a lot. [chuckles] 90 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,151 - I didn't feel you were a vital part of the narrative, 91 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,320 So in the show, flute works alone. 92 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,447 - But you just said you want it to be true. 93 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,782 - Ah-buh-buh-buh, just true enough, 94 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,492 Which is why I made your character 95 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,245 Into a refurbished fitbit that flute never wanted 96 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:26,538 And hates. 97 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,877 - You're the madness consultant on this shoot, right? 98 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,046 - Well, I wasn't supposed to be, 99 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:37,007 But the psychiatrist they hired had to drop out 100 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,093 Because he was mysteriously poisoned. 101 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,929 Such a pity. 102 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,430 - Uh-huh, cool. 103 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,058 So I was thinking of this outfit for the killer. 104 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,476 - Oh, god, no. 105 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,062 He's a pathological, clinically disturbed maniac 106 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,857 With a penchant for skeleto-zoological homicide, 107 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,359 Not a dork. 108 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:58,362 Mmm, this looks benignly ethnic. 109 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,364 - It's a taquito. 110 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,202 - Arleen, I have always believed cruelty 111 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:07,579 Was humanity's greatest gift to itself, 112 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:11,041 But now I know that it is 113 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,210 Taquitos! 114 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,380 [gentle flute music] 115 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,756 ♪ 116 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,508 - Ah! Home invasion! 117 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,929 - It's ok, flute, he's the actor from the tv show. 118 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,180 - Kip deegan, pleasure. 119 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,057 - Displeasure. Why are you in my house? 120 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,183 - My house. - Her house. 121 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,309 - It doesn't matter whose house it is. 122 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,852 - I just thought I'd observe you 123 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,187 In your everyday life. 124 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,481 See, I'm trained in the jeremy strong school of acting, 125 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,358 Where you immerse yourself in the role 126 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,860 In a way that's incredibly irritating 127 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,028 To everyone around you. 128 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,196 - "flute's ex-wife"? 129 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,447 That's my character's name? 130 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,574 - Yeah, they should change it to hank. 131 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,160 - Being your ex-wife is not even in the top three 132 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,787 Most interesting things about me. 133 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,289 One, I was raised by bears. 134 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,040 Two, I'm great at parkour-- 135 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,750 Probably because of all the climbing I did 136 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,419 While I was being raised by bears. 137 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,254 And six, I'm not great at numbers 138 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:01,466 Because I was homeschooled by a bunch of bears. 139 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,511 Ugh, I have to go to work. 140 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,930 [growling, panting] 141 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,765 [phone chimes] 142 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,309 - Damn it, they found another body. 143 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,936 Boner alert. - Boner alert. 144 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,813 - No, do less. 145 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,064 Throw the boner away. 146 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,442 - Bonah aluht. Booner aloyt. 147 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,193 - No, still too much. - Baner alart. 148 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,737 - Is that southern? I speak in... 149 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,822 - Boner alert. - Midland american english. 150 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,157 Eh, forget it. 151 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,366 [in english accent] just try to stay out of me way. 152 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,452 [groans] now you're in my head. 153 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,456 - Hey, hey, hey, you're sounding great, man. 154 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,250 Uh, you may wanna explore the space a little more. 155 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:38,503 - Thanks, jeremy. - Please, call me table. 156 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,425 [brakes screech] 157 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,926 - I wiped down those shelves for you, bertram. 158 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,178 - Thanks, harv, much better. 159 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,929 I was seeing a lot of fingerprints. 160 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,181 - Wait, he wiped the prints? 161 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,599 I need those to be the hero. 162 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,060 Fingerprints are the faces of the fingers. 163 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,144 And nails are like the skulls. 164 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,604 I think this knuckle is the butt. 165 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,898 And this one--wait, why are there three bodies? 166 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,067 - Oh, they hired me as the corpse wrangler, 167 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,319 So I'm just showing them some options. 168 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:03,904 - I scanned and cross-referenced 169 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,155 The murder weapon, flute. 170 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,074 - He's not flute. I'm flute. 171 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,493 - Wow, it's like I'm looking in a mirror. 172 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,620 But you're in front of it, and I'm off to the side 173 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,121 Going, "wow." 174 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,165 Anyway, it's a rabbit bone. 175 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,667 - Huh, a rabbit bone. 176 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:19,044 [echoing] a rabbit bone. 177 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,297 A rabbit bone. A rabbit bone. 178 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,799 [crunch] 179 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,384 Missing a bone, doc? 180 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,135 - Nah, I don't know what you're-- 181 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,261 - Now you are. - [laughs] 182 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,264 That's all, fol-- [gurgling] 183 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,141 - Whoa, back when I was watching cartoons, 184 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,769 Violence never had consequences. 185 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,354 Not a match. 186 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,731 Hmm, how about you, silly rabbit? 187 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,899 You up to some trix? 188 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,192 - [yelps] 189 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,193 - Are you a cereal serial killer? 190 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,028 - I only steal cereal, I swear! 191 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,863 I can't catch a body, I have priors! 192 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,691 Ah, ah! [screams] 193 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:52,035 - Nope, that's what you get for changing the flavor. 194 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,912 You taste like paint now. 195 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,374 Aha, latin trap and reggaeton star bad bunny. 196 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,127 - Hey, sorry, you're not on the list. 197 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,087 - Seriously? I'm marvin flute. 198 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,922 Uh, maybe I put it under one of my aliases. 199 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,048 Marvin flame? 200 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,716 Fluteus maximus? 201 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,009 Mark milkshack, sour shoes, 202 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,170 Former surgeon general c. Everett koop. 203 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,264 Maybe martin flute? People always mess that up. 204 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,015 They even misspelled it on my birth certificate. 205 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,434 Wait, is that my name? 206 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,310 - It's ok, flute, I talked to bad bunny. 207 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:20,480 He says you should check that taxidermy shop downtown. 208 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,816 - Great idea, and we're in my crime mind, 209 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:23,817 So it was my great idea. 210 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,527 Ha! 211 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,530 - I'll meet you there, flute. 212 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,616 I need to stop here and cool myself down for a bit. 213 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:35,620 - Yep, just one of many very visual things I can do. 214 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,414 - Whoa, amazing. 215 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,158 - Yeah, I guess to viewers it probably would be. 216 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,126 - No--what? 217 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,545 Shut up. I'm talking about him! 218 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,174 He's got it. Who is he? 219 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,926 - [sighs] that's lieutenant kang. 220 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,136 - Kang, kang. 221 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,430 That's the sound of a star bell ringing. 222 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,432 - I got a bell I wish he'd ring. 223 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:56,808 Ding ding. 224 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,896 - You, I'm writing you into the show, playing yourself. 225 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,147 - Ok. 226 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,691 - I'll start making the changes immediately. 227 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,859 Do you have a pen? 228 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,986 [arm whirring] 229 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,574 - No, I do not. 230 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,159 [clicks pen] 231 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,870 [slurps] - [grumbles] 232 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,164 - Come on, stanny, walk it off. 233 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,374 It was just a little parental abandonment. 234 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,793 - Yeah, I'm not really in the mood. 235 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:26,004 Oh, hey, hey, dad. 236 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,090 Oh, sorry, I thought you were my dad. 237 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,258 - You're flute's son. 238 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,468 I'm playing your dad in the show. 239 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,136 Can I ask what your relationship is like? 240 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,429 I need to become him. 241 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,307 - Oh, well, we hang out all the time. 242 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,976 - What? Oh, my god, stanjamin! 243 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,686 You are so bad! 244 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,356 - I guess if you really wanna know what it's like, 245 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,733 Maybe you and I could play catch sometime? 246 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,236 - Yes! Let's go play catch right now. 247 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,322 - Really? I mean, sure, if it helps you. 248 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,158 - Nice, no one has ever been disappointed 249 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,868 By making an actor their role model. 250 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:02,123 - Arleen, I happened to notice this is the last taquito. 251 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,458 So-- 252 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,418 - You ate the whole tray? 253 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,421 [dramatic music] 254 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,965 - Relinquish the taquito! - No, you've had enough. 255 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,007 - The salivation has begun. 256 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,384 - You lost your taquito privileges. 257 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,594 - That is my crunchy num-num! - You're cut off! 258 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,762 No more! 259 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,390 - You have won this round, arleen. 260 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:22,978 But there shall be subsequent rounds. 261 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,234 [ominous music] 262 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:33,321 ♪ ♪ 263 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,906 [bell rings] 264 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,032 - Good evening. 265 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,118 How can I help you? 266 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,161 - Hi, I recently married into a community 267 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,205 Where the elders throw bones in order 268 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,248 To consult their ancestors. 269 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,583 You know, to predict the future, 270 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,626 For crops, where to go for brunch where the wait time 271 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,253 Isn't longer than the eat time--you get it. 272 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:51,256 Anyway, I'm looking to buy a rabbit bone. 273 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,716 You probably don't hear that a lot, huh? 274 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,842 Unless you've heard it recently. 275 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:55,594 And if I could just get the name of the person 276 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:56,595 You heard it from recently? 277 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:59,723 - Someone who'd buy a rabbit bone? 278 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,225 Let me think. 279 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,476 Ah! 280 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,438 [thrilling music] 281 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:11,026 ♪ ♪ 282 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,361 - Ugh, skunk! Two ks! 283 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,405 So masculine! 284 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,327 Move! I need to-- 285 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,373 Damn it. You made me lose my boner. 286 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,792 All right, bertram, your limited streaming series 287 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,837 Is seriously streaming over the limit of my patience. 288 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:31,921 I almost had him. 289 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,673 - Sorry, but I told them to block you. 290 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,384 I had to, you're just too good and handsome at this. 291 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,637 - I'm getting less angry at you, go on. 292 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,307 - You're going too fast for my eight heavily padded episodes. 293 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,100 I still need the audience to fall in love 294 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,393 With your character, and to do that, 295 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,812 They have to see someone fall in love with you. 296 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,147 I was thinking harmony. 297 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,066 - Ugh, doesn't she have a kid? 298 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,734 - People love a second chance romance. 299 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,194 Look at bennifer. 300 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,571 - What would harmony and I's couple name even be? 301 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,074 Marvin flute? 302 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,409 That actually sounds pretty good. 303 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,244 But it'll never work. She's too mad at me. 304 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,372 - Well, maybe I could help smooth things over. 305 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,457 We could give you two a night out on the town 306 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,958 With a little movie magic. 307 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,126 - Deal. 308 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,003 But once I get the girl, I'm not gonna stop 309 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,630 Until people call me 310 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,340 The boner killer. 311 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,553 - And then nine months later, they have a new baby. 312 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,764 - Wow, honestly, I thought the nipples 313 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,140 Would play a much bigger role. 314 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,308 - So again, you and your dad 315 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,185 Really do all of this every Sunday? 316 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,729 - Yep, then we get ice cream, and we hug, 317 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,189 And he teaches me to shave. 318 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,441 I guess it's just our thing. 319 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,860 - [crying] you never take me for ice cream 320 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,238 And hugs and teach me to shave! 321 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,906 - Well, you can find somewhere else to live, 322 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,616 You spoiled son of a bitch! 323 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,746 - Again, this isn't a date. 324 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,957 I only came because you got us 325 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,753 Into the hottest urban climbing nightspot in grimsburg, ah! 326 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,422 - I just wanted you to see that it's not always 327 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,548 The flute show. 328 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,300 Marvin flute and guest of marvin flute. 329 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,970 - Your table is right that way. 330 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,223 - Uh. Whoa! 331 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,059 I probably should be drinking less anyway! 332 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,602 - Amateur. 333 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,604 [growls] 334 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,941 [panting] 335 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,027 - Right behind you, just like when we made stan. 336 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,779 Uh, let's see, just gotta-- 337 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,449 Uh, no, nope. Ah, ooh, ah, ow, uh, no. 338 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,534 - We set up a wire rig to help you up there. 339 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,578 It's the same tech they used to make nsync 340 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:27,996 Look like they could dance. 341 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,956 - So there were strings attached. 342 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,249 Whoo! 343 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,959 Whoo-hoo-hoo! [laughs] 344 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,837 Oh, it's-- 345 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,964 Ohh, oh! 346 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,926 [grunts] 347 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,011 - You made it up. 348 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:43,970 I'm impressed. 349 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,889 - I've been working on my core. 350 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,475 [tray clanging] 351 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,978 [knocks softly] 352 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,609 - Can I ask you something, sir? 353 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,903 - Bertram said you have "it." 354 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,238 What is it? 355 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,448 - [sighs] 356 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,283 Hollywood is built on artifice, summers. 357 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,161 It's all capped teeth, surgically enhanced bodies, 358 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,163 And smooth cgi perfection. 359 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,790 But every once in a while, 360 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,792 Someone comes along who cuts through the illusion 361 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:17,295 For one damn second, a refreshing breeze of honesty 362 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,215 In a stinking town of deception. 363 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,467 That is "it." 364 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,970 Or maybe they just needed an asian guy. 365 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,015 - Ok, thanks. 366 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,851 - Is he here? - Does he smell good? 367 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,728 - Can he sign my puffer jacket? 368 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,729 [all screaming] 369 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,481 - Oh, my god! 370 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,066 - [groans] 371 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,402 - Oh hey, kip, I guess these are 372 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,197 The new script pages for the scene with flute and his son. 373 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,991 It's kind of a lot, but I could run lines with you. 374 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,993 - Uh, fine. Let's give it a shot. 375 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,121 Hey, stan, the murderer has struck again. 376 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,332 But whatever happens, I want you to know 377 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,459 That I'm proud to have you as my son. 378 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,836 - I know that, dad. 379 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,462 [gulps] everyone does. 380 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,339 - And also I don't think your cape is weird. 381 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,092 It's a part of you, just like you're a part of me. 382 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,010 And while I know I don't say it enough, 383 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,846 I'm always thinking it. 384 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,848 I love you, stan. 385 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,558 How was that? - Good. 386 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,477 But we should run it a couple more times. 387 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,187 - Kip, we need you on set. 388 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,398 - So can we hang out again later? 389 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,316 - Sorry, but it's show business, 390 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,694 Not show affection to some weird kid. 391 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,321 - Ouch, can't argue with his performance, though. 392 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,031 The way he took a whiz all over your heart, 393 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,118 I mean, he's got your dad down cold. 394 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,578 [acoustic guitar music] 395 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,289 - And I gotta admit, that was really fun. 396 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,458 - Wait, are those salmon in the fountain? 397 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,877 How did those get there? - Oh, do you mind? 398 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:39,836 - Please. 399 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,714 - [growling] 400 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:43,840 - There she is. 401 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,466 - [munching] 402 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,260 Still got it. - Yeah. 403 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,512 I wanted you to have a night that's all about you. 404 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,264 I'm not calling the shots. 405 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,391 Cue wind. 406 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,727 - Ooh. - Oh, are you cold? 407 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,478 Here, take my coat. 408 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,023 Cue the sweet older couple 409 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,441 Who could be her and me in the future, 410 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,027 If only we could get past the past. 411 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,154 - Oh, how cute. 412 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,238 You know, they almost look like-- 413 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,032 Oh, never mind, it's silly. 414 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,783 [music stops] 415 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,369 - Ok, we're on the doorstep. Cue the jumbo. 416 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,623 - Why is there a jumbotron in the park? 417 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,957 - So weird. 418 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,292 Kiss cam? What perverts. 419 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,752 But I guess we don't wanna get a ticket. 420 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,421 - Wait, did you set all of this up? 421 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,256 - Well, I can't take all the credit. 422 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,133 Bertram and his team were troopers, 423 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,510 Executing my vision on very short notice. 424 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,304 - Oh! It wasn't about me. 425 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,181 It was about you getting me. 426 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,058 Yeah, the hero gets the girl. 427 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,393 - I'm more of an anti-hero, like aunt may. 428 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,146 - I'm done being part of the flute show. 429 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,181 - Harmony, no, it's not the flute show. 430 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,733 [upbeat pop music playing] 431 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,276 Kill the back together cam. 432 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,570 Read the room. - Don't worry, I got a plan. 433 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,198 - No, being your muse no longer amuses me. 434 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,783 Ooh, that's pretty good. You can use that. 435 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,326 But that's it. I'm done with your show. 436 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,119 And if you don't like it, you can kiss 437 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,331 These silicone butt pads I no longer need. 438 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,671 [dramatic music] 439 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:09,592 - Time to get the boner under my belt. 440 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,888 My god, it's the actor who looks nothing like me. 441 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,891 [eerie music] 442 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:24,273 ♪ ♪ 443 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,361 [grunts] 444 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,240 [groans] 445 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:36,327 Fade to black 'cause hollywood. 446 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,122 Where am I? 447 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,999 Who's that coming toward me? 448 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,333 Oh, right, the killer. 449 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,960 Well, I suppose it's been a good life. 450 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,546 I wish I'd danced more. 451 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,173 You idiot, you're supposed to cut me, not the rope. 452 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,550 So tie me back up-- - no, look, 453 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,343 I may have murdered a bunch of people, 454 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,845 But I wasn't the one who trapped you. 455 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,096 And I didn't murder 456 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,848 That good-looking british actor either. 457 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,724 It was that director. 458 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,267 - Bertram? Ridiculous. 459 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:02,770 - Let me just ask, does this sound like real bone to you? 460 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,896 [dull clacking] 461 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,899 [mysterious music] 462 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,861 ♪ ♪ 463 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,405 - Epoxy resin, like the kind used by hollywood... 464 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,157 - Hollywood prop-- - prop makers, I said it first. 465 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,575 Bertram got worried I'd catch you too soon, 466 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,493 So he sidelined you and started to carry out 467 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,995 The killings himself. 468 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,872 That can't be union. - Exactly. 469 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,749 So we need to get out of here fast. 470 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,167 Now, I have a plan. 471 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,668 - No, here's how it's gonna go: 472 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,295 You bang on the door, and say you need a doctor. 473 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,504 You popped one of your balls. 474 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,672 It sounds big, but it happens a lot. 475 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,590 You sit down wrong, 476 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,758 You catch an edge on a bar stool, 477 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:32,884 You're bent over trying to cuff a perp 478 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,135 And you accidentally, I don't know, 479 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,387 Back into a doorknob. 480 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,598 Anyway, I will be standing behind the door 481 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,476 With two totally working, perfectly intact testicles 482 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,727 Ready to heroically-- 483 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,145 - Ok, then, I guess we're just doing 484 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,813 Whatever flute wants. 485 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,024 - Hmm, maybe harmony was right about me 486 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,026 Always having to make it about me. 487 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,527 Whoa, I just said "about me" twice 488 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,612 In that sentence about me. 489 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,238 Wow, a third one, but that's like 490 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,364 When you eat oreos and no one is looking. 491 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,491 It doesn't count, right? 492 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,367 Let's try it your way. 493 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,828 You were saying something about blah, blah, blah? 494 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,748 [church organ playing] 495 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,375 ♪ ♪ 496 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,836 - Uh, just making sure you have enough. 497 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,506 - Yes, these will suffice for now. 498 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,634 And I'm so happy to hear your mother's doing all right. 499 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:18,429 That gas leak in her condo must have been quite alarming. 500 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,766 I certainly hope it doesn't happen again. 501 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,601 Fingers crossed. 502 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,312 ♪ ♪ 503 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,398 - Kip deegan was many things-- an actor, 504 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,110 A pretend detective, a friend. 505 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,363 I'll never forget the times we shared. 506 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,201 - Who the hell is this? I'm his wife. 507 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,286 And they said I wasn't allowed to speak. 508 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,873 - As you can see, kip didn't just play my father, 509 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,500 He was a father figure to me. 510 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,253 He brought me into his life, paid attention to me, 511 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,381 Made me feel special, and then disappeared. 512 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:58,261 But maybe that's what all dads do, at least to me. 513 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,554 [all gasping] 514 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,347 - And I've got some blocking for you, mr. Director. 515 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,382 Hands up. 516 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,059 - Kip's alive! 517 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,478 - No, this guy's way more out of shape. 518 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,688 [laughter] 519 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,606 - All right, all right, I'll put my hand up 520 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,191 With a gun in it! 521 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,777 - [gasps] - yes, I killed him. 522 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,237 But I meant to kill you. 523 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,156 It would have given me the shocking twist 524 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,741 That my series needed to get serious buzz, 525 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,326 Maybe a "vulture" article. 526 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,370 But this-- this is gonna be better. 527 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,707 We'll get your death in an even more dramatic way, 528 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,750 An armed standoff. 529 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,377 [crowd murmuring] 530 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,713 - Ok, so, on the show, there'll be a funeral 531 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,256 For the actor from the show? 532 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,175 - I mean, yeah, it's gonna be layered, sort of like-- 533 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,467 I mean, not "inception." 534 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,802 Did you see "inception"? 535 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,096 A lot of people didn't get it. I got it, personally. 536 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,931 Hey, no more questions! 537 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,225 Time to go ahead with my shot list. 538 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,144 And you are at the top. 539 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,562 - Damn it, this wasn't how I saw this going. 540 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,899 But luckily, I'm not the only one with a plan. 541 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,525 - [roars] 542 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,613 [machine humming] 543 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,032 - Not bad for a fitbit, huh? 544 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,703 - You saved us. [sighs] 545 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,164 - [groans] 546 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,374 - I guess you were right, it's not the flute show. 547 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,293 - Oh, good to hear you finally say it. 548 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,503 - Yeah, it's more like the flute and friends show. 549 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,506 I'm still the main draw, but you guys help some too. 550 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,383 I mean, if this maniac was able to put aside 551 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,594 His homicidal tendencies for the sake of teamwork-- 552 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,803 - [screams] - ahh! 553 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,472 - Oh, boy, never mind. 554 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,766 This boner won't quit. 555 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,936 [light music] 556 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,729 - I heard your speech in the coffin. 557 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,105 - Oh, you did? 558 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,316 - Seems like that kip guy was kind of a jerk. 559 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,361 - Yeah, and he didn't even look or sound like you. 560 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,404 - Thank you. That's what I've been saying. 561 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,907 Oh, boy, someone just earned himself some ice cream. 562 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,325 - Really? 563 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,202 He was a pretty bad actor too. 564 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,328 - I mean, terrible. 565 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,413 Just an all-around piece of crap. 566 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,832 - That's my dead husband you're talking about. 567 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,252 - Well, I hope his performance was better in bed. 568 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,336 Up top. 569 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,754 [both laugh] 570 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,550 Narrator: This summer... 571 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,594 [siren wailing] - please, I'm a minister. 572 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,888 - Then you better start praying. 573 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:09,016 - Power grid disabled. 574 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,018 - This city's out of control. 575 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,645 Someone's got to do something about it. 576 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,147 [dramatic music] 577 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,359 Narrator: Only one man can stop the madness. 578 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,735 ♪ ♪ 579 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,821 [tires screeching] 580 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,365 - That flight's been canceled. 581 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,703 - [squealing] 582 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,247 - He's got it. 583 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,627 - Bento. 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