1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,837 - [screaming] 2 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:05,963 [door thuds] 3 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,256 - Party's over, skiñata killer. 4 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:08,924 [knife clatters] no blood or candy 5 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:10,509 Will be spilled today. 6 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:11,593 [dramatic music] 7 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,722 [both screaming] 8 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:15,848 [door thuds] 9 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,016 - Drop the spoon, mary choppins. 10 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:18,350 [spoon clinks] 11 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:21,979 You're supercalifragilistic- expialidoc-under arrest. 12 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,439 ♪ 13 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,108 - [screaming] [door thuds] 14 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,860 Cos-slayer, put your paw-- 15 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:29,903 [yawns] 16 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,989 Wow, sorry. Long week. 17 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,991 You know what? Book yourself. 18 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,951 Wait, is this the same place? 19 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,953 Maybe we should arrest this warehouse. 20 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,706 ♪ 21 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,958 [groans] 22 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,794 Aw, come on. Are you serious? 23 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,171 Kobe. 24 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,215 Barkley. 25 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,470 [exciting music] 26 00:00:54,555 --> 00:01:01,477 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:11,862 [shattering] 28 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,197 [bell rings] 29 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:16,575 - Stan the man, what is the plan? 30 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,993 Harassin' ducks at the pond? 31 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:19,953 Huh? Internet porn at the library? 32 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,789 Cap the night with some light arson? 33 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,082 - If it isn't stan, 34 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,417 Who wears a cape in an obvious attempt 35 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,337 To fly away from his broken home. 36 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,839 - Hey, why don't you lay off him? 37 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:34,676 [dramatic music] 38 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,136 - It's zephyr. 39 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,013 The most beautifully damaged kid in the eighth grade. 40 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,015 - Yo, tyge, your lips are pretty chapped. 41 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:41,683 Is that from your dad's mouth-kisses 42 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,185 Or your mom's breastfeeding? 43 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,437 - I haven't touched mother's milk in a year 44 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:46,438 And you know it! 45 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:47,731 Come on, boys. 46 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,317 - Whoa. 47 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,985 Is that you riding a demonic snake 48 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,070 That's eating grimsburg? 49 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,905 - Oh, yeah, it's just a drawing 50 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,990 And not a prophetic vision I keep having. 51 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,743 - You're pretty different, aren't you? 52 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,120 - Me? Heh. Nah. 53 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,122 Just the normal amount of different. 54 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,165 - [sighs] that's too bad. 55 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,126 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,836 - Wow, that is one 57 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:12,089 Hot, brooding 25-year-old-looking tween. 58 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,342 - [slurps] 59 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,596 [gulps] ugh. 60 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,556 I hate this flavor. 61 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,306 - You okay? 62 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,432 Lookin' a little tired. 63 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,726 - Oof. I just need to get to the weekend. 64 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,019 And look, it's already hump day. 65 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,981 - If by hump day you mean the second hump on the camel, 66 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:30,983 Then yeah, because it's Thursday. 67 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,734 [dramatic music] 68 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,194 - [groans] marcia gay harden! 69 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,613 The grimsburg miniature competition. 70 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,991 There's not much time to make not much of a room. 71 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:42,369 [light classical music] 72 00:02:43,906 --> 00:02:45,622 - Mr. Flute. 73 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,084 After your award-winning cottagecore mudroom last year, 74 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:51,795 I'm eager to see what's next. 75 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,005 - Well, jebediah, 76 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:54,298 I thought I'd go in a different direction-- 77 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,259 A real back-to-basics scandinavian kitchenette. 78 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,845 - Well, the stools are a bit rickety. 79 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,889 The fridge door won't fully close. 80 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,849 And this knife... 81 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:04,892 Huh. 82 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,435 Is this... 83 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,728 A toy? 84 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:08,812 - I was out of time, 85 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,105 And I may have borrowed it 86 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:11,940 From my son's barbie dream investment property. 87 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,734 [all gasping] - judas! 88 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,110 - Come on, jebi d. 89 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,778 It was one little mistake. 90 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,072 - In our tiny community, 91 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,742 Little mistakes are huge. 92 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,493 You are... 93 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,704 Disqualified. 94 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:26,830 - How dare you? 95 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:27,998 Ahh! 96 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,666 [grunting] 97 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:30,834 After all I've given 98 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,711 To the mature amateur miniaturists, 99 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,129 This is like a to-scale knife 100 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,589 In my full-sized back. 101 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,424 Wish I could return the favor. 102 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:41,094 ♪ ♪ 103 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,597 [bottles clattering] 104 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,850 [snoring] 105 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,227 [notification chimes] 106 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,732 [dramatic music] 107 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,734 ♪ ♪ 108 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,694 - Weird. I was just here yesterday. 109 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,280 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,198 [gasps] 111 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,325 - This was found on his body. 112 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,662 - Sharp enough for what? 113 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:07,788 [all gasping] 114 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,915 Like cashmere in the dryer, 115 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,043 It's time for my crime mind to get shrunk. 116 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,215 [suspenseful music] 117 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,967 ♪ ♪ 118 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,802 But who could have done this? [whistles] 119 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:28,058 ♪ 120 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,602 Brown hair. Too coarse for the head. 121 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:31,937 Too straight for a pube. 122 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:34,773 More like a mustache. 123 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:38,860 This is like a to-scale knife in my full-sized back. 124 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,445 Wish I could return the favor. 125 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,697 [gasps] 126 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,991 This means the killer is... 127 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,202 Me? 128 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:48,954 - I'm sorry, flute. 129 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,330 [handcuffs click] 130 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,456 Run! 131 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,791 - Hey! - Oh! 132 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,418 - [groans] 133 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,837 - [panting] 134 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,797 Gotta find a disguise. 135 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,800 ♪ 136 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,552 [grunts, groans] 137 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:10,392 ♪ ♪ 138 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:11,560 Ugh. 139 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,398 - We got ourselves a fugitive. 140 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,692 I want you checking every warehouse, farmhouse, 141 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,319 Henhouse, outhouse, whorehouse, 142 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:21,570 "full house," "fuller house," 143 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,864 House of pancakes, "the haunting of hill house." 144 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,073 That covers single-family dwellings. 145 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,366 Now let's move to apartments: 146 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:27,734 "the apartment," 147 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:30,829 Apartment 23, where the b should not be trusted. 148 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,821 - I think we're good, sir. 149 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,123 - Summers, you're with me. 150 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,250 - Let's go prove flute's innocence, sir. 151 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,210 - No. Flute's a murder suspect. 152 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,171 We gotta do our jobs and track him down. 153 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,839 - But flute would never kill. 154 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,091 And I'd know. He's my best friend. 155 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,510 That's what this friendship bracelet means. 156 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,845 - What does that one mean? 157 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,213 - Oh, that's the one I made flute. 158 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,973 But he said it meant nothing 159 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,434 And he'd kill me if I tried to give it to him again. 160 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,270 ♪ ♪ 161 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,609 [water running] 162 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,694 [somber music] 163 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,947 - The only person who believes in you is I, me. 164 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,824 What is us gonna do? 165 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,326 ♪ ♪ 166 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,787 Wide-ruled lines. 167 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,663 Residue from a scented eraser. 168 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,624 Written with... 169 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,167 A jelly-grip jellyjoy gel pen 170 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,795 You'd find in a middle school? 171 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,213 Pentos. 172 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,340 - Do you mind? I'm kind of pee shy. 173 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,967 - Oh, I'm the opposite. Very peesuadable. 174 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,220 If I even think about--move! 175 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:31,681 I'm also easily impooenced, so please move! 176 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,724 Ah-- 177 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,059 [locker rattles] 178 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:38,021 - "have lunch with us? 179 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,232 Class pet cemetery. Zephyr." 180 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:43,110 - Uh, euphori-yeah! - I don't know. 181 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:45,112 I'm dealing with my dad being a killer. 182 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,781 - Forget about your dad. He's gone. 183 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,117 Who knows the next time you'll see him? 184 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:53,161 [suspenseful music] 185 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,664 ♪ ♪ 186 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,541 - Why are you framing me? 187 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,334 - I--I am ashamed to admit 188 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:02,838 I frame so many I cannot put a name to your face. 189 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,339 - It's me. Flute. 190 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,925 And I found this at the crime scene. 191 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,094 - I couldn't have done it, marvin. 192 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,179 I was at show choir last night. 193 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,223 Did I get the solo? No. Thank you for asking. 194 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,933 I am no longer doing show choir. 195 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,935 But you have been set up. 196 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:21,273 And whoever did it forgot to check their work. 197 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:24,693 - This isn't just a hilarious "69" joke 198 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,777 I don't understand. 199 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,279 It's a secret code. 200 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,781 And it may be the key to keeping me out of prison. 201 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:30,991 But it's still funny. 202 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,451 [chuckles] 203 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,077 69. [chuckles] 204 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,539 - And I shan't let someone else ruin the life 205 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,499 Of my nemesis-cum-protégé. 206 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:43,044 After all, what is a cat with no mouse? 207 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,005 Would you watch a show called "tom"? 208 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,382 No. I need my jerry. 209 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:50,927 You may bunk with me while you clear your name. 210 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,345 - Then it looks like I'm going undercover 211 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,556 In the most cutthroat and lawless world 212 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,933 Known to man... 213 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,810 Middle school. 214 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,438 - Hey look, it's ron obese-sley. 215 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,689 [laughter] 216 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,655 - Crack the code, solve the case, clear my name. 217 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,949 3-5-0-1-6-9. Ha. 218 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,534 [computer beeps] uh-oh. 219 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,785 [door opens] 220 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,413 - [sobbing] - immediately no. 221 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,665 [register beeping] 222 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,292 Does this mean anything to you? 223 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,044 Well, I don't know how to void this, 224 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,796 So blame it on inflation, kid. 225 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,715 Has to be someone who blends in. 226 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,550 Someone creepy-looking. 227 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,843 Someone like... 228 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,845 ♪ 229 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,056 That creep. 230 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,934 - Um, you sure we should pursue flute 231 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,352 On an empty stomach? 232 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,937 We could stop at cheesecake factory. 233 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,939 - Hey, just because flute's your friend 234 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,232 Doesn't mean you gotta believe he's innocent. 235 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,526 - Yeah. That's a good point. 236 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,777 Let me turn on the radio. 237 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,945 [upbeat music] 238 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,821 ♪ believe in people sometimes ♪ 239 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,490 ♪ when they're your friends ♪ 240 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:57,577 ♪ believe in your friends until the end ♪ 241 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,870 ♪ sometimes 242 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,164 - Damn. Music's really good these days. 243 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,041 But we can't listen to the radio right now. 244 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,293 We have to find flute. 245 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,339 [suspenseful music] 246 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,551 - Remember, they like weird, but don't be too weird, 247 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,760 'cause that's just weird. 248 00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:15,053 - Oh, hey, stan. You made it. 249 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,388 Welcome to the trauma club, 250 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,181 A group of everyday american teens 251 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,308 But with incredibly dramatic and horrific backstories. 252 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,476 That's kyler. 253 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,687 He's only 12 but already has face tattoos 254 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,480 And severe anger problems. 255 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,233 Stitney's an ex-pageant star who was pushed to her limit 256 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,818 And now she can't stop scream-crying. 257 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,486 - I'm happy! 258 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,572 - And that's renee. She's just really tall. 259 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,241 So tall we could never, like, actually hear her backstory, 260 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,993 But she sounds really traumatized. 261 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,662 - [mumbles indistinctly] 262 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,540 - So what's your damage, cape boy? 263 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,959 - Um, uh, well... 264 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,961 My dad abandoned me today. 265 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,130 For a second time. 266 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,883 Because he murdered someone. 267 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,969 - Whoa. Trauma-rama. 268 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,887 - Epic sadness! 269 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,098 - [mumbles indistinctly] 270 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,934 - Let's get this kid some eyeliner. 271 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,269 - It's a low bar, 272 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,563 But I've never been more proud of him. 273 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,440 No, stay! Bad! 274 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,649 Back to hell. 275 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,572 - Ahh! [handcuffs clicking] 276 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,783 No, I'll never go back to my job on wall street! 277 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:19,993 - Oh, yes, you will. 278 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,077 You--wait, what? 279 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,662 - Aren't you from the irs? 280 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,456 - Me? No, I'm marvin flute, 281 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,416 Undercover detective trying to clear his name. 282 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,876 And you didn't frame me? 283 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,377 - No. My name's cal. 284 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,379 I've been hidin' out here ever since I walked away 285 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,048 From making millions on wall street. 286 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,341 - You walked away from the heady thrill 287 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,551 Of gambling with people's life savings 288 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,053 For...This? 289 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,347 - Here's the thing about cleaning up vomit, 290 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:44,684 Once the sawdust dries and the dust pan's full... 291 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,894 You're done. 292 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,187 No more vomit. 293 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,688 - You're not haunted by it, 294 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,483 Replaying it in your mind night after sleepless night, 295 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,985 Agonizing over some clue you might have missed 296 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,236 Until you can't take it anymore 297 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,821 And you rush out of bed to the crime scene 298 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,198 In your t-shirt and boxers. 299 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,158 But you find nothing except a cold breeze. 300 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,826 And that's when you realize 301 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,203 You popped out of your boxers a little. 302 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,205 It's probably not indecent exposure, 303 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,331 Since it was clearly an accident, 304 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,458 And the uniform on duty didn't see anything... 305 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,044 Or maybe just pretended not to see anything. 306 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,962 - There's none of that. 307 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,840 No agonizing, no insomnia, no haunting. 308 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,801 Uh, except for the ghost upstairs. 309 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:18,968 [ceiling panel squeaks] 310 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,929 Let me show you what my nights are like. 311 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,806 [mellow acoustic music] 312 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:23,932 - Whoa. 313 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,935 ♪ ♪ 314 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,687 Pretty nice man-roof you've got. 315 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,105 - Not just me. 316 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,107 All of us janitors have run away 317 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,109 From our high-stress jobs-- 318 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,403 Brain surgeons, corporate execs-- 319 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,696 Even prince philip. 320 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,114 - But look at me now. 321 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,449 I flat-mopped a diarrhea, I did. 322 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,076 Pip, pip! 323 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,328 - See? None of us have a care in the world. 324 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,832 And we get a solid ten hours of sleep every night. 325 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,208 - Ten? 326 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,167 They make that many hours of sleep? 327 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,961 - You could have it too, flute. 328 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:59,926 ♪ 329 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,178 - You know, this gas station has beer 330 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,680 That can be stolen. 331 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,473 - Oh. Uh, okay. 332 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,684 Then allow me. 333 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,188 - Now we're cookin' with felonies, baby. 334 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,015 Wait, I didn't have to convince you. 335 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,401 I mean, isn't that my whole... [bell dings] 336 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,569 Job? 337 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,989 [soft dramatic music] 338 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,532 [bottles clinking] 339 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,951 - Goin' somewhere, kid? 340 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:30,165 ♪ 341 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,876 - Yeah, I'm gonna walk right out that door, 342 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,836 And you're gonna let me. 343 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,796 - Oh, yeah? And why would I do that? 344 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,048 - Because you're safe. 345 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,884 And I'm chaos, baby. 346 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,719 I've been abandoned, kidnapped. 347 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,220 I'm screwed up beyond belief. 348 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:48,349 Now get out of my way before I prove it to ya. 349 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,685 [door opens] [bell dings] 350 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,562 - Take me with you. 351 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,980 - Party at my house! 352 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,690 [all cheering] - let's get wasted. 353 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:56,858 [dramatic music] 354 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,444 - "reba mcentire red." 355 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,445 Flute always said 356 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,322 She has the best hair in country. 357 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,406 Ah, there's a print. 358 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,742 Go ahead and scan it, see if we can get an id. 359 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,035 - Oh, I'd love to, 360 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,038 But my scanner hasn't worked since the last update. 361 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,624 - Listen, I know this is hard for you. 362 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,918 But you don't always know people as well as you think. 363 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,669 I used to have a partner too. 364 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:17,796 We were close. 365 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,047 Really close. 366 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,049 Didn't just work together. We lived together. 367 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,926 Even slept in the same bed. 368 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,385 Showered together too. 369 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,806 Turns out he was gay the whole time. 370 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,474 You think you know someone. 371 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,934 - Um, yeah. 372 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,102 But it kind of seems like you did know. 373 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,439 - Ask yourself, how well do you really know flute? 374 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,983 ♪ ♪ 375 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,693 [scanner trills] 376 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,821 - Match found. Marvin flute. 377 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,697 - Let's bust a flute. 378 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:45,949 - Seriously? 379 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,952 [mellow music] 380 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,955 ♪ ♪ 381 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,374 - You're almost one of us. 382 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,584 Meet me at school tomorrow and let's finish it. 383 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,921 - Is it a medical condition to spin that much? 384 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,632 Stan, this party's getting a little out of hand. 385 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,633 Somebody's gonna end up sleeping 386 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,009 With their best friend's ex-boyfriend 387 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,428 And then get blackmailed into writing a play about it. 388 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,639 - But you're always telling me to do stuff like this. 389 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,558 "embrace the chaos"? 390 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,017 - Yeah, the fun chaos. 391 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,435 This is dark chaos. 392 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,397 Look around--no kids' lives should be this dramatic. 393 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,818 - You're just jealous that I have real friends 394 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,945 And don't need you anymore. 395 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,072 Come to think of it, if I imagined you, 396 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,825 I could easily un-imagine you. 397 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,910 - Wait, stanny, let's talk about this. 398 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:38,293 ♪ ♪ 399 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,923 [serene music] 400 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,093 [soft vocalizing] 401 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:54,058 ♪ ♪ 402 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,939 - Marvin! 403 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,150 Hate to interrupt your dreamy bag reverie, 404 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,318 But it's only a matter of time 405 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,237 Before the manhunt turns into manfound. 406 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:09,157 You must get back to clearing your name. 407 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,951 - Or I could just change it 408 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,703 To a name that's already clear 409 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,830 And will totally blend in. 410 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,373 Goodbye, marvin flute. 411 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,419 Hello, middle school janitor rodney pornocopter. 412 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,423 ♪ ♪ 413 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,759 [whistling] 414 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:31,012 ♪ 415 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,102 - Um, marvin? 416 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,356 Any closer to solving this twisty, turny casey? 417 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,816 - Pentos, I told you. I'm a janitor now. 418 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,276 Killers aren't my problem anymore. 419 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,736 Now, if someone murders a toilet, 420 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,862 Sure, give me a ring. 421 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,238 Unless it's on the freakend. 422 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,659 - I was just wondering what you're working on there. 423 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,826 - Using my new free time 424 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,078 To get back into making miniatures. 425 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,664 But I'm finding myself a bit uninspired. 426 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,082 - Maybe take a break. 427 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,584 Have I ever told you what I indulge in 428 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,961 On my freakends? 429 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,672 The school's lost and found. 430 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,799 A collection of cold cases 431 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,968 With no one to solve them. 432 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,762 - Nope. No solving for me. 433 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,931 Although if I did, I'd take note 434 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,557 Of the sweat stains along the brim here 435 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:17,767 And scan yearbook photos 436 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,103 For oily-skinned boys. 437 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,604 And based on the wear of these wheels, 438 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,605 I'd deduce this belonged 439 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,773 To someone who walked to school, 440 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,401 Eliminating the carpoolers and bus jockeys. 441 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,987 - And this one? 442 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,571 - Hand-sewn burrito pocket. 443 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,864 The initials m.F. 444 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,951 A patch that reads "j.V. Forensics club 445 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,786 (not the debate kind)." 446 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,956 [gasps] wait, it's mine. 447 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,792 - You can run from the law, 448 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:47,463 But you cannot run from yourself. 449 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,090 [dramatic music] 450 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,801 - Crack the code, solve the case, clear my name. 451 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,052 [seams splitting] 452 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,554 Call my tailor. 453 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,306 - The superlative gala? 454 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,101 I think I heard the stable boys talking about this. 455 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,978 - Oh, it'll be something to talk about, all right. 456 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,939 Incriminating pictures of the stable boys 457 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,233 That I photoshopped. [laughs] 458 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,943 When these photos get projected on the screen, 459 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,403 It will destroy their perfect world 460 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,364 And set them on a life path of irreparable trauma. 461 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,034 - Do we ever just get, like, pizza? 462 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,995 What do I do? 463 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,705 I wish mr. Flesh was here. 464 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,790 Flesh, you still in there? 465 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,417 Is anyone in there? 466 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,587 ♪ ♪ 467 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,797 Who are you? 468 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,799 - My name's oil. 469 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,177 - Eee-ahh! 470 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,347 - Here. Whoever framed me 471 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,933 Must have snuck in through this tiny window, 472 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,810 Which means the killer is skinny-- 473 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,229 Middle school skinny. 474 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,983 And if it's definitely a student, 475 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,485 What would a kid do with these numbers? 476 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,945 It's not a locker combination or a student id. 477 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,157 Wait--no. It doesn't say "boobless." 478 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,243 ♪ ♪ 479 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,580 - Life can be real easy if you know how to read it. 480 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,707 You should check it out. 481 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,459 - Sweet dewey decimal. 482 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,627 It's for a library book. 483 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:14,634 ♪ ♪ 484 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,512 But who took it out last? 485 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,805 Gotcha. 486 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,225 - Most nearsighted goes to nedward weems. 487 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,103 [light applause] [glasses shattering] 488 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:28,439 Next, most affectionate friend group. 489 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:33,528 ♪ ♪ 490 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,821 - I--I can't do it. 491 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,197 Look at their parents. 492 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,241 I want my dad to be that proud of me someday. 493 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,827 - Ugh, your dad's not coming back. 494 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,245 Trust me, I made sure. 495 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,248 I knew you needed a push to join my trauma club, 496 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,249 So I cut the cord-- 497 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,209 In this case, with a tiny knife. 498 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,086 - Why would you do that to me? 499 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,548 - So that all of us lonely, excessively hot freaks 500 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,341 Could finally have friends. 501 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,969 Trust me, stan. We'll be there for you. 502 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,680 But your dad is never gonna show up. 503 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:01,806 - I know who framed me. 504 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,516 [crowd gasping] 505 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,976 And I've got proof. 506 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,854 At the crime scene, you accidentally left this, 507 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,730 Uh, library thingy. 508 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,108 You know, like, the tiny paper inside the book cover? 509 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,734 Does anyone know what that's called? 510 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,154 You know, it's got the dates and names of who took it out. 511 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,698 I--there really should be a name for something like that. 512 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,158 Stan! 513 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,786 ♪ ♪ 514 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,204 - Fleeze, frute! 515 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,956 Wait, let me try that again. 516 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,374 - Summers, get out of the way. 517 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,376 I have to catch that gorgeous bad boy 518 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,086 Before he hurts my nondescript sad boy. 519 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,629 - No! Today I learned 520 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,299 That no matter how well you think you know somebody, 521 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,676 You never know what they're capable of. 522 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,178 - Let him go, summers. 523 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,013 That song we heard in the car today, 524 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,973 I can't get it out of my head. 525 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,091 And I think there's a reason for that. 526 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,977 Because you have to... 527 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,062 ♪ believe in people sometimes ♪ 528 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,939 - ♪ when they're your friends 529 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,941 Both: ♪ believe in your friends ♪ 530 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,570 ♪ until the end sometimes 531 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:02,950 ♪ ♪ 532 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,952 - Stan, come with me. 533 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,580 I'm the only one who understands you. 534 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,541 - You're wrong. Someone does understand me. 535 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,251 The real me. [grunts] 536 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,379 - Ooh, do not send me back, stanny. 537 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,131 You do not wanna see what's buried 538 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,008 In the recesses of your mind. 539 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,343 [door opens] 540 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,012 - It's over, timothy shallow-grave. 541 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,848 - How'd you put all the pieces together? 542 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,516 - Because I'm a detective. 543 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,726 Cal? 544 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,937 ♪ 545 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,063 - [grunts] 546 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,398 This trauma will only make me hotter! 547 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,691 [body thuds] 548 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:42,698 ♪ 549 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,283 - Goodbye, cal. 550 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,952 And farewell, rodney pornocopter. 551 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,371 - Rodney pornocopter? He sounds cool. 552 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,207 - He was, summers. He really was. 553 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,543 Wow, I can't believe I send my kid here. 554 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,212 This place is a dump. 555 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,675 - Wow, nedward, 556 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:01,968 It looks like your glasses 557 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,386 Are as broken as your home. 558 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,387 [grunts] 559 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,264 [cackles] 560 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,559 - I just wish I had one friend who understood me. 561 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,686 [mysterious music] 562 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,397 - My name's oil. 563 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,065 - Ahh! Ahh! 564 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:20,361 - Aw. No one likes oil. 565 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,362 - [sighs] 566 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,823 What are these kids doing to each other? 567 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:24,907 [sighs] 568 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,909 ♪ believe in your friends ♪ 569 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,911 ♪ until the end 570 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,997 ♪ sometimes ♪ 571 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,002 - Bento.