1 00:00:04,714 --> 00:00:06,171 - This is so boring. 2 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,882 - Yeah, nobody ever wants to play with us. 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,718 - [barks] [dramatic music] 4 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,594 - Look! - [sniffs] 5 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:15,723 [whines] 6 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,599 - Oh, my god. 7 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:19,727 We can play two-on-two! 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,146 [upbeat music] 9 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:24,314 Whoa! - Pass it, hockey dog! 10 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,358 I'm open! 11 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,361 - All right! - Get it, hockey dog! 12 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,780 - Yeah! 13 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,032 [laughs] 14 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,118 - Great job, hockey dog. You're a real winner. 15 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,746 - Hooray for friendship! 16 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,873 - [barking] 17 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,876 [dramatic music] 18 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:51,216 ♪ ♪ 19 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,602 [glass shatters] 20 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:04,897 - Well, with the one hockey dog found, 21 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,607 That's four victims this week. 22 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,568 No link besides the scratches on their palms. 23 00:01:09,686 --> 00:01:10,652 - Don't bother, summers. 24 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,197 Flute's already deep in his crime mind. 25 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,699 Or chasing the mailman. 26 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,745 - Welcome to "are you smarter than a murderer?" 27 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:20,871 I'm steve harvey, 28 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,164 And this is the best game show 29 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,291 I've ever hosted this week. 30 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,044 Let's meet our contestant. - Hi, I'm marvin flute. 31 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,046 I'm excited to play and more excited to win, 32 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,381 Because I never lose anything, except my wallet, 33 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:34,093 My temper, and my virginity at 13 to a vacuum cleaner. 34 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,385 Sent me to the er, but still, 35 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,055 First in my friend group to lose it, so I won. 36 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,431 - Would love to delve into that, 37 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,558 But I'm hosting "celebrity pasta slurp-off," 38 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,394 And leighton meester ain't gonna wait for that bucatini. 39 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,481 Let's play! Spanx on the floor. [buzzer dings] 40 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,274 - The victim had been trying to squeeze into a slim dress. 41 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,818 - Correct. [bell dings] 42 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,444 Wine stain on her purse. 43 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,571 - Based on the spatter pattern, that stain could only come 44 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,116 From one thing: Someone who barely touched their dinner, 45 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,034 Had a few too many, and is drunkenly flailing 46 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:02,454 On a dance floor to "ymca." 47 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:05,624 - Correct. And in that purse, there was rice. 48 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,043 - She went to a wedding! 49 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:11,463 - Congratulations. You won a possible lead. 50 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,965 - So is there a regular "slurp-off," 51 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,467 Or is it just celebrities, and where can I send my slurp tape? 52 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,011 And wait, there's-- I have more questions. 53 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:20,389 The vic went to a wedding the night of her murder. 54 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,142 - The other victims had also recently attended weddings. 55 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,102 - And they all had scratches on their palms, 56 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:28,897 As if they were clamoring to grab a wedding bouquet! 57 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,150 Someone's targeting bouquet catchers. 58 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:34,194 Looks like we got ourselves a serial killer. 59 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,868 - Yeah, we really gotta stop doing that. 60 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,619 [tense music] 61 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,037 - Okay, I'll make this fast. 62 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:44,872 - Make it fast, would you? - Yes. 63 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,248 - Thanks. - The bouquet butcher's 64 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,208 On the loose, and there's a big wedding this week. 65 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,501 - How big? - Very big. 66 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,128 The killer will be there-- - and so should we. 67 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,880 - We catch that bouquet-- - well, we catch the killer. 68 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,006 - Any questions? 69 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:57,301 - Why are we walking in a circle? 70 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,385 - Listen up. 71 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,470 We're going undercover at a wedding, 72 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,139 And we need to send in the detective 73 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,766 Who gives us the best chance to catch the bouquet-- 74 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,018 Me! 75 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,895 I'm built for this. 76 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,105 - Oh, I'm excited to see you in action. 77 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,773 You haven't been out in the field since way back 78 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,358 When clarissa explained it all. 79 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,735 - You're in for a treat. 80 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:18,989 Back in the day, I won an award for best undercover detective. 81 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,992 The award is undercover as a clock. 82 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,994 Flute, you and I will go as a couple. 83 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,871 - Oh, you two do look like a couple. 84 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,290 A couple of people who definitely aren't a couple. 85 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,001 - Don't worry, I can fake sexual chemistry with anything. 86 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,878 Watch this. 87 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:35,172 [everyone oohs] 88 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,216 - Martinez? - Whatever you need, chief. 89 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,717 I can be the flower girl, dj. 90 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,470 Maybe you bake me in the cake, I pop out, cuff the perp-- 91 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,931 - You're gonna be the pastor. - Got it. 92 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,225 Just enrolled in seminary school. 93 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,851 - The rest of you will be going undercover 94 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,811 As the wedding band. 95 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:50,979 - I don't know, chief. 96 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,397 Don't you think we're a little too big 97 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:55,984 To be going undercover as a wedding ring? 98 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,237 - I got this. Hey, summers. 99 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,446 Hey, you got something on your neck, buddy. 100 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,115 - Oh, that's just my power-- [speech slurring] 101 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,200 - As the wedding band, 102 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,534 You'll have the perfect vantage point 103 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:07,120 From the stage to spot anything suspicious. 104 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,413 And to get you ready, 105 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:12,709 I hired the best music teacher in grimsburg! 106 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,129 [upbeat keytar solo] 107 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,264 - You are no longer detectives! 108 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:31,645 From today henceforth you will be known as wed zeppelin. 109 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,315 - I haven't been to a wedding since I officiated mine. 110 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,984 Saved a ton, skipped the boring parts, 111 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,151 And nobody got to tell me when I could 112 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,861 Or could not kiss the bride. 113 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,029 Not starting my marriage 114 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,322 Getting ordered around by a virgin. 115 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,992 - Hey. I'm terry, uncle of the bride. 116 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,910 - I'm mark milkshack, and this is my girlfriend, 117 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:47,953 Teresa smoothé. 118 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:49,705 - I don't see you on the list. 119 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:50,706 How do you know the couple? 120 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:51,873 - Uh... 121 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,834 I'm the mother of the bride. [chuckles] 122 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,920 - So you're my sister? 123 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,171 - [laughs] you think your sister 124 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,673 Is the bride's actual mother? 125 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,591 She's been lying to you this whole time, uncle terry, 126 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,302 Or should I say, terry, the guy who got duped 127 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,053 Into working the door at a stranger's wedding 128 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,597 When he could be out on the lake windsurfing. 129 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:08,765 - You're right! 130 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,768 Whoo-hoo-hoo! [laughs] 131 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,270 - You know, I feel bad her uncle is gonna miss this, 132 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:16,106 But statistically, he's probably a pervert. 133 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,027 - Remember, keep an eye out for anyone suspicious. 134 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,862 - Hey, no sitting on the equipment! 135 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,114 Does that say "chair" on it? 136 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,024 - I mean, do any chairs? 137 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,284 - I'm guessing you're the a/v guy? 138 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:30,037 - No, I'm the a/v guy. 139 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,581 I just did four weddings back-to-back. 140 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,582 Lemme tell ya, 141 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,001 It was murder. 142 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,169 [suspenseful music] 143 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,628 Everybody dropping the mic 144 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:41,590 At the end of their toasts. 145 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,717 What if I came to your house and dropped your baby 146 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,927 On its head? 147 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,596 - That would be much worse. 148 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,222 - Agree to disagree. 149 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,016 - Where the hell have you been? 150 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,268 I've been waiting in the practice room! 151 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,145 - We're not actually gonna practice. 152 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,897 I thought we were just lip-syncing. 153 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,440 - But it must be believable. 154 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,484 Because if one person does not believe 155 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,903 We are a real band playing cover songs, 156 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,655 The entire operation will be compromised! 157 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,616 Now to the practice room. 158 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,868 The work starts yesterday! 159 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,246 - [gasps] that was a day ago! [chatter] 160 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,748 - Let's keep an eye out for anything suspicious. 161 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,166 Or those tiny little hamburgers. 162 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,043 Oh, and this is really important: 163 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,419 Make sure you throw away the napkins, 164 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,254 So they don't know how many we've already had. 165 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,382 - By the way, I know I kind of beefed it before, 166 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,760 But I just have to relax and not overthink it. 167 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,637 I'll go get us some wine. 168 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,138 No, that's how I walk. 169 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,642 But how does teresa smoothé walk? 170 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,602 [soft music] 171 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,813 ♪ 172 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,857 - Wow. She is a tall drink of useless. 173 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,151 What the helena bonham carter? 174 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:46,738 - So there I am, butt naked-- 175 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,950 Can you excuse me for a sec? 176 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:52,035 - What are you doing here? - Shh! 177 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,121 I'm wedding crashing. Like the movie. 178 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,414 - Like the movie? I love the movie! 179 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,374 It's the perfect combination of raunch and heart, 180 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,000 With a tasteful amount of nudity. 181 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,293 But what are you doing here? 182 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:02,879 - I told you, I'm wedding crashing. 183 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,423 Like the movie. - Yes, harmony. 184 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,091 I loved it. Weren't you listening? 185 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,009 Vince vaughn turns in a tour de force performance, 186 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,303 While rachel mcadams is the film's beating heart. 187 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,722 - Marvin, I am wedding crashing. 188 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,975 Here. At this current moment. 189 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,144 - Oh, like the movie. 190 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,137 I love that movie. [smacks lips] 191 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,480 Wow, so this is who you are now? 192 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,108 A lady who sneaks into strangers' weddings for fun? 193 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,318 - Yes, marvin. I am, because I'm fun. 194 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,320 I was the fun one in our marriage. 195 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,405 - [scoffs] you? 196 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:32,033 The fun one? Marriage? In our? Was? 197 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,035 [chuckles] ha! 198 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,288 I was the fun one. - Oh, please. Look at you. 199 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,165 You can't even have fun at a wedding. 200 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,708 - Oh, really? I'll have so much fun 201 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,501 At this wedding that when people ask for my number-- 202 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:42,419 And they all will-- 203 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,753 They'll save it in their phones 204 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,088 As funmaster flex. 205 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,048 - Oh, you wanna do this? Let's do this. 206 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,800 Fun-petition begins now. 207 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,635 And yes, that is the more fun way 208 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,012 To describe a fun competition. 209 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,014 - Wrong, competish-fun is way better. 210 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,724 Point for me. One-nothing. 211 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,225 Ooh, make that two-nothing. 212 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,268 [grunts] 213 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,937 Oh, wow, my teeth are having so much fun. 214 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,522 [grimaces] and so is my brain. [pop] 215 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,609 Ooh, and now my dislocated knee is too. 216 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:06,568 Five-zip! 217 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,195 I'm just funning up the score. 218 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,116 [soft organ music] 219 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,660 - Harmony thinks she's the fun one in our relationship? 220 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,995 Well, then what's this? 221 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,206 - Would you cut it out? We're undercover. 222 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,874 Which means you don't know harmony, 223 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,375 And I'm about to get found out 224 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,377 Because I don't know if teresa smoothé cries 225 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,253 At weddings or not. 226 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:29,132 I'll just split the difference. 227 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,635 ♪ ♪ 228 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,721 - Too bad she doesn't look absolutely perfect in that. 229 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,348 [laughter] - you're fun. 230 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:37,224 - Oh--oh yeah? 231 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,683 Well, I think it's too bad 232 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:43,146 She looks like an absolute swamp monster. 233 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,940 That guy's fun. Life of the party. 234 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,525 She does look like a monster. 235 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,151 I think he meant that as a joke to prove that he's fun. 236 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,653 Well, I didn't. She's hideous, 237 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,695 And I'm going home to barf. 238 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,534 - Good evening, my children. 239 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,119 I hope you're all prepared to eat the body of christ, 240 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,371 Drink the blood of christ, 241 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,706 And just generally welcome a lot of christ 242 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,542 Into your digestive system. 243 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,836 [kool & the gang's "celebration" playing] 244 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,631 ♪ 245 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,094 - You call that not playing? 246 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,513 You might as well really not be playing, 247 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:20,475 If you're going to be fake playing that bad! 248 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,643 Summers? 249 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,687 - Oh, sure thing, maestro. 250 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,690 - Thank you. 251 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,568 Is this a sting operation 252 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,153 Or a stink operation? 253 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,156 Summers, how can a computer not keep time? 254 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,451 Wynona, your keyboard skills are like your love life-- 255 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,995 Nonexistent! 256 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,872 And kang, tone down the raw sexuality! 257 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,332 It's a triangle. 258 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:48,253 I need the ding, and all I'm getting is dong! 259 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,879 - Why do you think I shroud myself 260 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,798 In this oversized parka? 261 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,091 It's just safer for all of us. 262 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:56,595 - Do any of you know what's on the line here? 263 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,971 - Stopping a murderer? 264 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,265 - Starting the party! 265 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,686 That is the wedding band's sacred responsibility! 266 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:05,854 [laughs] I'm sorry. 267 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:09,399 Do you mind fetching me one more? 268 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,860 - Uh, this is for sitting, though, right? 269 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,279 - Um. 270 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,281 - I know what you're all wondering: 271 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,159 "is teresa smoothé left-handed or right?" 272 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,078 Well, obviously there is a very simple answer to that, 273 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,997 Which will fit perfectly with everything you've seen 274 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,000 From me so far. 275 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,460 - The wedding dinner is the perfect place 276 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:29,586 To get my fun on. 277 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,046 Watch me start a lively conversation 278 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,505 That'll take us from a table of strangers 279 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,258 To lifelong friends who summer together on a gross lake. 280 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,844 So harvesting fetal tissue for stem cell research. 281 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,847 How do we feel about that, huh? Huh? 282 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,141 [mic rings] - hi. 283 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,435 So I'll keep it short, 'cause I know we all wanna see 284 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,271 This guy out on the dance floor. 285 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,023 - Can she do this? Like, isn't this a violation 286 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,107 Of wedding laws? 287 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,985 - Just relax and enjoy the dinner. 288 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,063 - Um, and my last rule for a successful marriage-- 289 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,490 Never go to bed angry, 290 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,241 Unless he doesn't let you watch your shows. 291 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,035 And she watches shows! [laughs] 292 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,996 - I do! [laughs] I love watching shows. 293 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,998 - And we like watching things too, 294 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,249 Especially you two, 295 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,293 Finding each other in law school, 296 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,087 Falling in love, and becoming partners 297 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,423 In the law firm of happily, ever, and after. 298 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,967 Oh, good thing I wore this waterproof mascara. 299 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,594 - I didn't. 300 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,097 - Now let's party! 301 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,973 [cheers and applause] 302 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,018 [dark music] 303 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,353 [kool & the gang's "celebration" playing] 304 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,354 - They're buying it! 305 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,481 I guess all your physical and mental abuse 306 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,565 Was justified. 307 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,933 - It was. 308 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,527 Kang, please! 309 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,153 There are children! 310 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,157 - Hello, my child. Anything you'd like to confess? 311 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,076 I'm running a special on murders. 312 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,703 - Klaren, let's start a conga line. 313 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,038 - [laughing] oh, you're so fun! 314 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,915 - Don't you wanna join in on the fun? 315 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,208 - [grunts] no thanks. 316 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,876 I'm starting a funner conga line 317 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,002 Where we hold each other's butts. 318 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,046 Somebody grab my--ooh! 319 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,082 - One song left. 320 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:01,261 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 321 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,387 - Right then, lads! 322 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,682 Let's tear the bloody house down, yeah? 323 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,560 ["the chicken dance" playing] 324 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,978 - I know it's silly, 325 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,521 But I've been dreaming of this since I was a-- 326 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,856 - Out of the way, lovebirds! - Hey! 327 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,107 - What the-- - give it up, flute. 328 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,025 I'm clearly the fun one here. 329 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,570 - Uh, please, I've got fun coming out of my pores. 330 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,029 - Those are just blackheads. 331 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,323 - Which are way more fun to pop than whiteheads. 332 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,575 Faster! 333 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,702 [song speeds up] 334 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:26,995 - Just quit. - I won't quit 335 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,872 Until stan has to bury one of us. 336 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,123 - You'll never finish at this pace. 337 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,458 - Maybe you forgot, but in our marriage, 338 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,834 You were the one who never finished. 339 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,960 I always did. - I don't think 340 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,253 That's something to brag about. 341 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,839 - Probably, but chickens are not that smart. 342 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,216 [clucking] 343 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,968 - Are you--oh, my-- you're flying! 344 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,553 - I am flying. And you stopped. 345 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,431 I beat you, and gravity, and probably evolution. 346 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,600 And--and I don't know how to land this thing. 347 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,809 Oh. Uh, somebody help me. 348 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,311 I'm gonna crash! 349 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,146 [thud] 350 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,232 [cheers and applause] 351 00:12:56,318 --> 00:13:00,445 - We'll be right back after a quick break. 352 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,323 - Let's talk to the bartender, 353 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,200 See what he knows about these murders. 354 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,118 - [laughs] you're incredible! 355 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,370 I've never seen a better lip-sync band. 356 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,997 And I should know, because I've been lip-syncing 357 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,707 This whole time. 358 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,708 [goofy voice] sign here. 359 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,251 I'll take you to the top of the charts. 360 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,086 - This is what we've been working towards 361 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,547 Our entire afternoon! 362 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:23,134 There's no way it can all come crashing down. 363 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,928 - Can I have your autograph? 364 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,221 Uh, right here. 365 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,430 - Stay away from my future husband, 366 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,307 If I ever get the courage to tell him! 367 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,017 - Shirley temple. Make it a double. 368 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,101 - Haven't you had enough? 369 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,063 - You work for me! 370 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,859 - Kang, the camera loves you. 371 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,319 Why don't you come to the front? 372 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,863 - So now he is the front man? 373 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,990 We're just kang and the gang? 374 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,117 I quit. - Meet your son. 375 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,954 He's got your lack of a smile and your outerwear. 376 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:51,955 - Call my lawyer. 377 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:52,956 He'll set you up with an nda 378 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:53,998 And a college fund. 379 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,750 - Let him have his fun. 380 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,960 I'm too busy with my brand. 381 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,711 I've gone viral. 382 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,129 - [slurring] this is my family. 383 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,258 My aunt shirley. My uncle temple. 384 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:07,136 - You have replaced me with gerard way? 385 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,471 - Maybe there's room for two front men. 386 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:13,309 - No, we either do it my way or the gerard way. 387 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,352 Exactly. 388 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,228 Let's go! 389 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,397 We're back from our break. 390 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,358 Who's ready to "cha cha slide"? 391 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,070 - You know, one day we're gonna look back on this and laugh. 392 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,322 Probably because of something I said or did, 393 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,324 Because I clearly won the fun-petition. 394 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,493 - Uh, not if I catch this thing. 395 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,620 Everybody loves the bouquet catcher. 396 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,623 [mysterious music] 397 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,833 - You got this. 398 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,293 Don't even waste a second thinking about 399 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,712 How you screwed up everything else so far. 400 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,255 - Oh, god, the bouquet toss! 401 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,424 - Ooh, somebody's getting nervous he's about to lose. 402 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,459 - I'm serious. You can't catch it. 403 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,387 - Wait, this isn't about the fun-petition at all, is it? 404 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,681 [gasps] you're afraid I'll get married again. 405 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,266 - What? No, there's a mur-- 406 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,101 Wait, would you get married again? 407 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,853 - I mean, yeah. Eventually. 408 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,396 - To someone other than me? - Yes. 409 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,232 - Before I die? - Based on your diet, maybe. 410 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,776 - And what, he and I will share the basement? 411 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,237 - What? No. He'll sleep in my bedroom, and you'd move on. 412 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,989 What, did you think you were gonna live 413 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,240 In my basement forever? 414 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,117 - What? No. It's not like I just put 415 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,744 A non-refundable deposit towards building 416 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,203 A breakfast nook in the basement. 417 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,123 Oh, my god, stan's college fund is even more gone. 418 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,959 - Good luck. Here's to true love. 419 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,962 [cheering] 420 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,632 [tense music] 421 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,800 - [gasps] - [grunts] 422 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,843 [guests screaming] 423 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,845 [dramatic music] 424 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,014 - [barks] 425 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,225 - [gasps] oh! 426 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,144 - Harmony caught the bouquet. 427 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,855 That means she's gonna suffer the worst fate imaginable. 428 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,857 - Oh, you mean get married? 429 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,359 - Ba dum tss. 430 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,694 - No, but she is in a lot of danger. 431 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,742 - Here's your vodka bread bowl. 432 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,035 - It's the perfect drink, 433 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,954 'cause the bread soaks up the alcohol twice. 434 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,205 [groans] I can't believe 435 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,498 Harmony's next in line to get murdered 436 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,625 And married-- neither of which sound fun, 437 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,043 And yet she still beat me. 438 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,963 - [slurps] no, I'm the real loser here. 439 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,715 I thought I could be back in the field, but I choked. 440 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,384 - If I was a better pastor, 441 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,511 The murderer would have already confessed to me. 442 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,722 - I wish I could choke on something and die. 443 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,059 That's how a musician is supposed to leave the band! 444 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,852 - Speaking of dying, 445 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,979 Who's watching harmony? 446 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,564 [all gasp] - oh, god, harmony! 447 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,945 - Ugh, so tasty, but so structurally unsound. 448 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,738 - I heard there's an after-party. 449 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,906 We have to go. 450 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,866 Maybe you'll meet your future husband! 451 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,118 - You're not going anywhere. 452 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,577 I've been looking for you. 453 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,996 You're gonna pay. 454 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,456 - Bocka brebbull. 455 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,874 - [grunts] 456 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,960 - [gasps] I did something undercover! 457 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,629 And I won another award. 458 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,672 - She's gonna pay! 459 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,007 - Seems like they got this. 460 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,299 Come on. We should get outta here. 461 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,969 - See you at the after-party, I guess. 462 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,512 - What is going on? 463 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,141 Aren't you guys a wedding band, a normal couple, and a pastor? 464 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,559 And which one of you is paying me? 465 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,185 - Paying you? - Yeah. 466 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,897 The blonde speech lady made a big show and dented my mic. 467 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,524 Now I gotta get a replacement. 468 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,736 I just can't stand wedding crashers like those two, 469 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,654 Coming in here-- - those two? 470 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,364 No. Klaren's a guest. 471 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,617 - [scoffs] yeah, and I'm an it guy. 472 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:20,621 That woman's crashed the past four weddings I've worked. 473 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,331 [tense music] 474 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,877 - Finally. [sighs] it's just me and-- 475 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,495 - Commandeering this vehicle. 476 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,715 We're all detectives, and we're also all too drunk to drive. 477 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,675 - What? Aren't you guys the band? 478 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,010 - [scoffs] we were. 479 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,262 But then we let our egos get in the way. 480 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,015 - And learned that sometimes, when you hit play, 481 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,475 It's hard to hit stop. 482 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,977 - We would have loved this limo back in the day. 483 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,229 Way back when, 40 minutes ago. 484 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,816 - It is better to have rocked and lost 485 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,527 Than never to have rolled at all. 486 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,947 - Wait, does this mean you weren't even a real pastor? 487 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,949 - You really thought I was a pastor? 488 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,744 - Only because you told us you were! 489 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,579 - Oh, bless you both. 490 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,955 [ominous music] 491 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,166 - [laughs] no, you lose. 492 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,919 You made a face. - You made a face too. 493 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,837 [laughs] you're so fun. 494 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,589 - That's what I've been saying. 495 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,924 - Oh, man. 496 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,842 It sucks we can't hang out anymore. 497 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,719 - Why not? - 'cause I'm not some weirdo 498 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,012 Who hangs out with corpses. 499 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,972 Whoa. Oh, whoops. Skipped a step. 500 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,100 I meant to tell you, I have to kill you. 501 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,018 - [gasps] wait, is this a new drinking game? 502 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,144 Let me find a knife too. Okay. 503 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,729 Uh, will a spoon work? 504 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,855 - This isn't a game. 505 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,565 This is my chance at happiness, 506 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,110 And you ruined it by catching that bouquet. 507 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,986 I'm supposed to get married next. 508 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,404 I subscribe to all the magazines. 509 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,115 I've been a bridesmaid so many times, 510 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,159 I have 27 dresses. Like the movie. 511 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,245 - Like the movie? Duh, I loved it. 512 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,621 It's katherine heigl at her most charming. 513 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,081 But please don't kill me! 514 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,251 - I've gone to every wedding in town trying to catch one, 515 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,587 But there's always someone like you who steals my bouquet, 516 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,258 Someone who's gonna have my wedding, my perfect life! 517 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,886 I'm tired of losing. It's my turn to win! 518 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,263 - Stop. 519 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,890 Harmony didn't catch the bouquet. 520 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,801 - Yes, she did. I was there. I saw it. 521 00:19:05,803 --> 00:19:07,103 - You saw her catch a bouquet. 522 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,104 But what you didn't know was 523 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,523 That the pastor wasn't licensed. 524 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,942 She's an undercover officer, which means-- 525 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,694 - Which means their marriage wasn't official, 526 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,280 So the bouquet was devoid of all matrimonial magic. 527 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,115 - Exactly. But this one is real. 528 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,867 I am a licensed officiant. 529 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,952 So I started the ceremony on the way over, 530 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,287 And it's time to wrap it up. 531 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:28,708 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 532 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,751 Pentos. 533 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,128 [dramatic beat] - no! 534 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,005 I forgot the tape player! 535 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,548 - This might be crazy, 536 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,968 But what if we actually played our instruments? 537 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,013 - It just might work! 538 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,974 [strange "bridal chorus" rendition] 539 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,518 - Bouquet toss. 540 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:52,064 ♪ 541 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,401 - I did it! I'm gonna get married! 542 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,945 - Where you're going, orange is the new white. 543 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,655 I'll be honest, I came up with that in the car. 544 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,283 I had one in the ball and chain area, but it felt too obvious. 545 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,784 And I would have had more, but those two 546 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,077 Were yapping the whole time. 547 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,205 - We were doing our vows. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 548 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,582 Oh, and you look radiant, by the way. 549 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,958 [triumphant music] 550 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,627 ♪ 551 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:17,340 - Hey, I guess you saved my life or whatever, so thanks. 552 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,842 - Just doing my job as a detective 553 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,219 And an ex-husband who would hate 554 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,345 To see anything happen to you. 555 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,597 - You know, after watching the twisted way 556 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,765 Klaren treated marriage, 557 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,016 I realized we've been looking 558 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,392 At our divorce wrong. 559 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,937 We don't need to be so comp-- - competitive! 560 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,856 We said it at the same time, so it's a tie. 561 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,983 And it wasn't much of a competition. 562 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,110 You always were the fun one. 563 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,321 You win. - Hey, we're both winners, 564 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,490 Because at least we're not married. 565 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,283 [both laugh] 566 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,118 When I'm right, I'm right, you know? 567 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,454 - Ours will be different. - Talk to us in two years. 568 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,289 - Uh, pro tip: Don't have a kid. 569 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,541 Locks you in way longer than you need to be there. 570 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,877 [both laugh] 571 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,837 - Ahh. 572 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,464 - Where is stan? 573 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,096 - Klaren, are you reading more wedding magazines? 574 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,764 - Well, it's coming up. 575 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,015 Somebody's gotta plan it. 576 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,892 I'm thinking barn style. 577 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,936 Like, mason jars instead of wine glasses. 578 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,938 Oh, and wedding bands made of twine. 579 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:14,981 Look. 580 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,857 - Oh, I love it. 581 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,817 Now can you tell me again about 582 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,235 The chicken man at the wedding? 583 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,237 - Why do you always ask me about that? 584 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,114 There was a man who did the chicken dance so hard 585 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,825 That he flew, duh. 586 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,618 - Delusions resistant to treatment. 587 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,536 Increase dosage. 588 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:29,704 Also get mason jars. 589 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,038 Could be fun. 590 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,460 - Bento.