1 00:00:02,077 --> 00:00:06,063 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:08,565 - Why do we always paint the cabins red? 3 00:00:08,658 --> 00:00:11,010 - Because if they were blue, they'd match Tad's bag 4 00:00:11,086 --> 00:00:13,920 after he didn't get any from Cyndy last night. 5 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:17,241 [laughter] 6 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:19,259 - Let's be counselors every summer for the rest 7 00:00:19,336 --> 00:00:21,645 of our definitely long lives. 8 00:00:23,932 --> 00:00:25,673 - [screams] 9 00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:27,693 - [screams] Please, no! 10 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:31,421 I told all my friends I wasn't gonna get murdered this summer! 11 00:00:31,423 --> 00:00:32,939 [screams] 12 00:00:33,092 --> 00:00:34,516 - Sounds like you're all getting hacked to pieces 13 00:00:34,684 --> 00:00:36,426 with a machete out here. 14 00:00:36,595 --> 00:00:38,428 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,780 Oh. 16 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:42,374 This is why we paint the cabins red. 17 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:43,600 [groans] 18 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:46,603 [exciting music] 19 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:53,635 ♪ ♪ 20 00:01:05,307 --> 00:01:08,216 - Hello, and welcome to my Stan Speak. 21 00:01:08,294 --> 00:01:09,476 - [sighs] Another one? 22 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:11,978 He uses up all my good boba straws as head mics. 23 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,388 I needs my bubble tea. 24 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:15,574 - School's out, which means as parents, 25 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,635 you're forced to figure out something to do with me. 26 00:01:18,637 --> 00:01:20,412 But what if there was another way? 27 00:01:20,639 --> 00:01:21,638 There is! 28 00:01:21,657 --> 00:01:24,732 And it's called My Summer of Screens. 29 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:29,146 My entire vacation spent playing indie games on Steam 30 00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:30,756 while watching Mr. Beast clips, 31 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,333 a TikToker who lives in a trampoline mansion, 32 00:01:33,335 --> 00:01:35,260 and Stanley Tucci wearing linen 33 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,078 while eating his way through Italy. 34 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:39,673 - What about Camp Grimsburg? You're old enough now. 35 00:01:39,675 --> 00:01:41,842 - They shut that camp down after the slasher outbreak. 36 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:42,935 - What? 37 00:01:43,162 --> 00:01:45,329 - And besides, there's too much nature at camp. 38 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:48,165 - What? Um, a word? 39 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,000 - Don't move. 40 00:01:50,002 --> 00:01:51,335 - Yeah. 41 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:52,836 That's the plan for the summer. 42 00:01:52,838 --> 00:01:54,279 - I can't believe it. - I know. 43 00:01:54,431 --> 00:01:55,839 Camp Grimsburg made me who I am. 44 00:01:55,932 --> 00:01:57,341 It was the single most important 45 00:01:57,434 --> 00:01:58,692 character-building experience of my life 46 00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:00,768 besides learning how to beatbox without fainting. 47 00:02:00,863 --> 00:02:04,364 - No, I mean Stan wanting to stay inside all summer. 48 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:06,867 I mean, you don't hibernate this time of year. 49 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,201 It's unnatural. 50 00:02:08,278 --> 00:02:10,203 The idea that my half-bear kid-- 51 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,113 - Harm, come on. He's bear-ish. 52 00:02:12,207 --> 00:02:13,523 You know, culturally. 53 00:02:13,525 --> 00:02:15,300 - Well, I'm going to do something about it. 54 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,302 - Me too. But for my thing. 55 00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:18,804 I don't care about yours as much. 56 00:02:18,881 --> 00:02:20,955 Now to provide a soundtrack to my determined walk off-- 57 00:02:21,049 --> 00:02:22,123 [clears throat] 58 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,550 ♪ Let me clear my throat 59 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,959 [beat boxing] 60 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:26,961 [gasping] 61 00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:28,480 Oh, God. 62 00:02:28,707 --> 00:02:29,873 - Listen up. 63 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,985 This week we got the Grimsburg Spider Parade and-- 64 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:35,637 Wynona, you're not a detective. 65 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,656 Do you need me to get the spray bottle again? 66 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:39,324 - No, no, please, no. 67 00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:42,494 - How could you close Camp-- 68 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:46,331 Grimsburg? 69 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:48,058 That place made me into what I am today. 70 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,334 - A big, fat loser? 71 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,395 - No, that's what I was when I arrived at camp. 72 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:53,580 But by the time I left, I was a big, fat leader. 73 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,415 In fact, I ended up being a counselor there, 74 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,251 helping to shape young lives, and also shape clay bowls 75 00:02:58,328 --> 00:02:59,678 when I filled in for the pottery instructor 76 00:02:59,755 --> 00:03:02,406 because she was off dry humping the kayaking instructor. 77 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:04,999 And that's what the children of Grimsburg need. 78 00:03:05,093 --> 00:03:07,001 Not the dry humping, but the life-shaping. 79 00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:08,929 - Sorry, Flute, but we had to close the camp. 80 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:12,024 Too many counselors were murdered, even for Grimsburg. 81 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:13,433 - Then what are we waiting for? 82 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:14,251 Let's go up there and catch that guy. 83 00:03:14,344 --> 00:03:15,268 - Oh, we caught him already. 84 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:16,753 But the slasher returned. 85 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:18,179 Then the slasher lived. 86 00:03:18,348 --> 00:03:20,032 And a final chapter, a final revenge, 87 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,426 and a final beginning. 88 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:24,778 After he took Manhattan, we had to shut the camp down. 89 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:25,946 And it worked. 90 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:27,280 There hasn't been a counselor killed since. 91 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,765 - Great, so he moved on. 92 00:03:28,784 --> 00:03:30,934 We'll reopen the camp and slasher proof the place 93 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:31,618 in case he comes back. 94 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:32,936 - No! 95 00:03:33,071 --> 00:03:35,105 This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. 96 00:03:35,198 --> 00:03:37,365 Let's go up to the old, abandoned summer camp? 97 00:03:37,459 --> 00:03:39,276 - Did someone say let's go up 98 00:03:39,294 --> 00:03:40,961 to the old, abandoned summer camp? 99 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,387 - Camp would be so fun. 100 00:03:42,464 --> 00:03:44,781 We got to go. - Uh, wow, who are they? 101 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:48,301 - The new detectives, part of our hot recruit program. 102 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:50,971 This department's been getting real fugly. 103 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:52,472 - [giggles] Stop. 104 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,550 You're getting my boobs wet. - You splashed my crotch first. 105 00:03:55,627 --> 00:03:56,810 - Ooh! [giggling] 106 00:03:56,962 --> 00:03:58,144 - Mm, mm. 107 00:03:58,221 --> 00:03:59,646 Pack your stuff. 108 00:03:59,723 --> 00:04:01,389 We're going to murder camp. 109 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:02,741 Not you, Wynona. 110 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,484 ♪ ♪ 111 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:07,562 - I thought you said we were going out for lunch. 112 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:09,973 - Yes, outside. 113 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:11,232 It's just a short hike. 114 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:12,400 [eagle screeches] 115 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,661 - Mom, you can't force an indoor cat 116 00:04:14,663 --> 00:04:16,070 to be an outdoor cat. 117 00:04:16,148 --> 00:04:17,814 Some cats are meant to stay in their room 118 00:04:17,816 --> 00:04:21,969 watching YouTube videos of outdoor cats wearing a GoPro. 119 00:04:23,155 --> 00:04:24,170 This just isn't me. 120 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:25,747 I'm bad at nature. 121 00:04:25,841 --> 00:04:26,765 - Oh, come on. 122 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:28,082 It's good for you to be out here. 123 00:04:28,176 --> 00:04:30,435 Nobody is bad at nature. 124 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:33,605 - Ah, ah! [grunts] 125 00:04:33,832 --> 00:04:34,681 Wha-- 126 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,025 [yelping] 127 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,928 [groaning] 128 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:41,929 [panting] 129 00:04:42,024 --> 00:04:43,340 - You're OK. 130 00:04:43,342 --> 00:04:45,025 We have a backup pair. 131 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:46,526 - [sighs] 132 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,036 [bird clucking] 133 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,272 [ominous music] 134 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:53,533 - This is where I die again. 135 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:56,036 - If you do, I'll be right here to autopsy you. 136 00:04:56,112 --> 00:04:58,946 - Wynona, I told you to stay at your morgue. 137 00:04:58,948 --> 00:05:02,283 - It's OK. I brought my work with me. 138 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,285 - Hey, no fighting because we just went 139 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:07,364 from coworkers to "co-ounselors." 140 00:05:07,366 --> 00:05:09,624 Welcome to Camp Grimsburg. 141 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:12,311 Anybody got a sewing kit, so I can let out this crotch? 142 00:05:12,538 --> 00:05:15,722 [upbeat music] 143 00:05:15,724 --> 00:05:18,375 - OK, it's time to slasher-proof the camp. 144 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:20,652 So if you see an item that can be used to slice, 145 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,155 stab, skewer, hang, fillet, or jostle, 146 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,490 we need to make it not be able to do those things. 147 00:05:25,567 --> 00:05:28,660 - Hey, Wynona, are you my pants at the end of "Conjuring II"? 148 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:30,403 Because you're about to get wet. 149 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,496 - [screams] 150 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,406 - Camp razzing, so fun. 151 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,911 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,396 Camp hijinks. 153 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:40,839 More fun! 154 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:45,569 ♪ 155 00:05:45,662 --> 00:05:47,495 Camp misuse of power. 156 00:05:47,497 --> 00:05:48,680 The funnest! 157 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:51,391 I love being a leader. 158 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:56,462 - Can't believe Mom took all my screens. 159 00:05:56,615 --> 00:05:57,914 What am I, Amish? 160 00:05:58,007 --> 00:05:59,173 [distant clattering] 161 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:00,600 - What's happening? 162 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:03,253 Someone better not be stealing all our good garbage. 163 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:06,423 [ominous music] 164 00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:13,497 ♪ ♪ 165 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:15,040 - [screams] 166 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:16,375 - Stan, it's OK. 167 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:19,436 Stay calm, and say hello to your grandma. 168 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:22,105 - [roars] 169 00:06:22,107 --> 00:06:25,233 - [screaming] 170 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,945 - So should I cook, or did you fill up on trash? 171 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:30,296 - Ooh, my turn. 172 00:06:30,465 --> 00:06:34,634 Never have I ever had a crush on Summers. 173 00:06:34,636 --> 00:06:36,728 No one? Never? 174 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,971 Haven't you ever? 175 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,525 - Never have I ever kissed a dead body. 176 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:45,404 OK. 177 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,147 No more communal coffee mugs for me. 178 00:06:47,223 --> 00:06:49,056 [both giggling] 179 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:50,634 - Where are they going? 180 00:06:50,636 --> 00:06:52,135 - They're gonna go play seven minutes in heaven, 181 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:54,562 or as you call it, "what are the other six minutes for?" 182 00:06:54,656 --> 00:06:55,972 - Well, they're going to miss out 183 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:58,141 on a hallowed Camp Grimsburg tradition, 184 00:06:58,143 --> 00:06:59,251 the marshmallow roast. 185 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:00,568 - I'll go first. 186 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:02,979 Hi, I'm Wynona, and if I was a Girl Scout cookie, 187 00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:04,906 I'd be a Tagalong because it's the worst cookie 188 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,074 and a perfect description for what I am. 189 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,260 [guffaws] Ya roasted. 190 00:07:08,487 --> 00:07:09,410 - Ow! 191 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:10,820 - Why don't you leave her alone, Flute? 192 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,580 - And why don't you tell me what's on top of a table? 193 00:07:12,674 --> 00:07:14,916 You can't because you're small, like a peanut. 194 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:16,101 Ya honey roasted! 195 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,936 Also like a peanut. 196 00:07:18,013 --> 00:07:20,013 I'm Summers, and I'm annoyingly positive 197 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,940 no matter what happens. 198 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,608 - Cool, a free marshmallow. 199 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:24,684 - All right. That's it. 200 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:26,853 I'm done LARPing this chump's childhood. 201 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:28,521 Let's go. 202 00:07:28,598 --> 00:07:30,449 [distant screaming] 203 00:07:30,525 --> 00:07:32,025 [dramatic music] 204 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:34,035 [all gasp] 205 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,122 - They're dead. 206 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:38,790 Bet you're pretty glad I came now, huh? 207 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,867 - Looks like the slasher's back. 208 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:41,793 And he took their heads. 209 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,520 - Can't blame him. 210 00:07:43,522 --> 00:07:45,446 There's no way he has a hotter pair in his head collection. 211 00:07:45,524 --> 00:07:47,132 - Then we're not going anywhere. 212 00:07:47,359 --> 00:07:49,951 There's a killer on the loose, and our next camp activity 213 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,786 is Capture the Maniac. 214 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:54,531 But first, flashlight tag! 215 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:56,791 You're it. No way you're going to find me. 216 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,885 Are you guys even trying to find me? 217 00:07:58,962 --> 00:08:01,980 Guys? Guys? Guys? 218 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:03,482 Guys? 219 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:05,025 Guys? 220 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,988 - Well, the slasher is back, 221 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,564 and just like in horror movies, 222 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:14,159 he took out the overly sexual hotties first. 223 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,904 Maybe if we figure out which trope each of us falls into, 224 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,998 we can get ahead of who he goes after next. 225 00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:21,224 We got the tough chick. 226 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:23,317 - What did you call me? - The skeptic. 227 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:24,336 - Prove it. - The scaredy cat. 228 00:08:24,412 --> 00:08:26,821 - Cat, where? - Ooh, who am I? 229 00:08:26,898 --> 00:08:27,747 Oh, we already had a hot guy. 230 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:28,915 But can there be a hot leader? 231 00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:31,843 What about a cool leader or a cool, hotter leader guy 232 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:32,844 who's also the fastest? 233 00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:34,921 Time me! 234 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:38,424 - Uh, so who usually gets killed next? 235 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,668 - Unfortunately, the killers almost 236 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:42,336 always move on to minorities. 237 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:44,856 So as the token Sasquatch of the group, 238 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,691 I guess that means me. 239 00:08:46,918 --> 00:08:48,768 - Actually, the four of us--oh! 240 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,254 - Yep, she's the only minority here. 241 00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:53,089 - That's true. - I don't see any others. 242 00:08:53,182 --> 00:08:54,274 - Uh, that's right. 243 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,701 She's stealing our America. 244 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,594 Too far? 245 00:08:57,612 --> 00:09:00,263 - You guys, I found footprints. 246 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:01,873 Anybody get my time on that? 247 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,543 [ominous music] 248 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:07,287 Oh, no, the tracks end at the Triple Dog Dare Drop. 249 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,030 Should we jump, or are we going to let 250 00:09:09,107 --> 00:09:10,215 a sign tell us what to do? 251 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,442 - That's what signs are designed for. 252 00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:13,385 - What's that? 253 00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:15,128 You guys will accept me if I jump first? 254 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:17,038 [laughs] OK. 255 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:19,599 I'm fitting in! 256 00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:22,394 - All right. Who's next? 257 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,788 - That's it. I'm calling for backup. 258 00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:26,398 Where's my phone? - Right here. 259 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,474 I took your phone, so you could unplug. 260 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:30,460 You're all acting like a bunch of screen-agers. 261 00:09:30,553 --> 00:09:33,220 Wait, did I just coin the hot, new phrase? 262 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,239 I'll trademark it and be richer than the guy 263 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:35,815 who came up with Zoom fatigue. 264 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:38,059 I got to use one of your phones to call my patent lawyer. 265 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:40,412 Wait, no, sticking with the plan. 266 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,471 - Ow! 267 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,064 - Wait, my charger was in there. 268 00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:45,658 My battery's about to die, and I haven't converted to solar. 269 00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:47,735 Honestly, I just need a weekend to run the numbers, 270 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:50,480 which I'll never get to do because I'm going to die here. 271 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:52,090 - Yeah, I remember worrying about my finances 272 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,426 before I had screen-ager money. 273 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,338 [soft music] 274 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,915 - Aw, did your friends trick you into jumping 275 00:10:01,009 --> 00:10:02,917 off a waterfall too? 276 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:05,920 - [panting] 277 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:06,938 - My grandma! 278 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,514 She's terrifying. 279 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,425 - Yeah, I thought she'd be more of a Paddington, 280 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:14,520 you know, maybe a Pooh, but she is full-on "Revenant." 281 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:16,689 - Stan, don't be rude to your grandmother. 282 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,951 She came here to help you learn how to love nature. 283 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:21,769 - But she's a bear. 284 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:23,346 How do you know she won't eat me? 285 00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:24,848 - Please. You're much too small. 286 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:26,124 Most of your body weight is cape. 287 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,035 Come on. You can do this. 288 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,629 - Stan, don't give in. 289 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,038 She's gaslighting you. 290 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,798 First you get some fresh air, 291 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,483 then your mental health improves, 292 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,660 and then what happens to me, hmm? 293 00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:39,863 I lay dormant until you accidentally see 294 00:10:39,865 --> 00:10:42,057 someone get run over by a bus? 295 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,458 - Oh, good. We're lost. 296 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,886 Check that slasher movie cliché off the list. 297 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,389 Next it's person going missing, and we'll be at, 298 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,392 "seriously, guys, it's not funny anymore," soon enough. 299 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:54,894 Oh, and look at that, an abandoned cabin. 300 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,213 Right on time. 301 00:10:57,232 --> 00:10:59,157 - Hey, there, little friend. 302 00:10:59,308 --> 00:11:00,992 You want to join the cuddle crew? 303 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:01,993 You think you can cut it? 304 00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:04,220 It's a pretty cuddly crew. 305 00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,813 - Whoever lives here is a real talent. 306 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:06,981 I'm talking Maroon 5 level. 307 00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:10,085 This guy's got moves like Jagger, but for crafts. 308 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,672 [dramatic music] 309 00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:17,734 And is obviously a psychopath, like Adam Levine. 310 00:11:17,736 --> 00:11:19,994 But look at the craftsmanship on this popsicle stick 311 00:11:20,071 --> 00:11:21,237 model of the entire camp. 312 00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:22,088 Huh. 313 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,239 Loser's hoisted on the flagpole. 314 00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:24,498 Classic camp game. 315 00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,601 Takes me back. 316 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,913 [distant laughter] 317 00:11:30,081 --> 00:11:32,857 - This wedgie is reversing my puberty. 318 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:36,361 - [guffawing] 319 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,195 Aw, come on. 320 00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:39,030 Those are my only clothes. 321 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,449 I didn't pack well. 322 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,112 My name's not Stinky. 323 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,780 It's Stinkowski. 324 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,023 - Oh, wait, I remember him. 325 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,283 Stinky. 326 00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:51,400 I wonder what happened to Stinky? 327 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,211 He's probably still all smelly. 328 00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:55,288 That's Stinky for you. 329 00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:57,941 ♪ 330 00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,792 So he grew up to-- 331 00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:00,719 oh, right. 332 00:12:00,946 --> 00:12:02,536 Now I'm up to speed. 333 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,113 ♪ ♪ 334 00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:07,350 [campers screaming] 335 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,454 - Who did this to you? 336 00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,139 - You did. 337 00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,624 - Oh. 338 00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:17,235 So, wait, can I ask you, how much does a slasher make? 339 00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:19,404 - Basically, anything you find in your victims' pockets 340 00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:20,888 you can keep. 341 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,240 Everything in their cabins is up for grabs too. 342 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,967 A lot of my income comes from reselling their stuff 343 00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:25,243 on nextdoor.com. 344 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,153 I know, it's mostly boomers and fascists, 345 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,247 but that's where the buyers are. 346 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,082 - Right, right, well, good seeing you. 347 00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:34,753 Catch you later. - Not if I catch you first. 348 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,905 - So you created this monster, Flute? 349 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:41,408 - Well, um... 350 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,261 maybe. 351 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,655 - You're always talking about live streaming. 352 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:48,582 Here, you're literally in a live stream. 353 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,510 Go! Play with grandma. 354 00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,479 - [growls] 355 00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:06,175 - Uh, not to human-splain, but the water flow is too wide. 356 00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:08,027 You need an obstruction! 357 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:11,122 It's like in Minecraft. 358 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,348 What could we use? 359 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:15,868 Uh, oh, that could work. 360 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,778 Use rock. 361 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,465 Put there. 362 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,801 - [growls] 363 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,193 - She's doing it. 364 00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:26,120 She understood me. 365 00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:27,972 Did I just speak bear? 366 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,292 [soft music] 367 00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:33,703 ♪ 368 00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,146 Yeah! 369 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,539 Maybe you're right. 370 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:39,392 Maybe I am an outside kid. 371 00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:42,061 - Go, follow that bear into the woods. 372 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,988 Just be home before winter. 373 00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,306 No, I'm kidding. 374 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,658 I was trying to be a cool mom, 375 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,993 but I do want to see you before then. 376 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,644 - Wait, you can't go. 377 00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:51,737 - This is all your fault. 378 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,072 If it wasn't for you, 379 00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:56,483 those hot recruits would still be alive and hot. 380 00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:58,227 - Well, at least we finally figured out 381 00:13:58,229 --> 00:13:59,745 which movie trope you are. 382 00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,322 You're the bully. - Bully? 383 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:02,582 The last person who called me that 384 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,509 got an atomic wedgie, a nuclear noogie, 385 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,327 and a half-assed swirly in the sink. 386 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:08,054 I was pretty tired after the first two. 387 00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:10,423 [tires squeal] 388 00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:11,683 - Thank you for pulling over. 389 00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:14,577 We're trying to--what the-- 390 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:19,098 - I know I'm unflappable, but consider me flapped. 391 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,507 - I didn't need those guys anyway 392 00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,602 because now it's very clear which trope I am. 393 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,178 I'm the final girl. 394 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,605 And to celebrate, I'm going to go take 395 00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,773 a shower with lots of suds. 396 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,775 [tense music] 397 00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:30,684 [clattering] 398 00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:32,019 Wait, is somebody there? 399 00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:34,430 Seriously, guys, it's not funny anymore. 400 00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:35,689 Ah! 401 00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:37,358 Ahh! 402 00:14:37,435 --> 00:14:41,938 ♪ ♪ 403 00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,715 [yelps] 404 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:50,722 ♪ 405 00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:01,900 Right, we plastic wrapped the lake, 406 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,568 so the slasher couldn't drown anyone. 407 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:06,738 [plastic squeaking] 408 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,969 [tense music] 409 00:15:12,971 --> 00:15:14,895 - Counselor Flute. 410 00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,063 Remember me? 411 00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:18,658 Triangle cabin, bunk 11, Stinky? 412 00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:21,477 You thought it was funny when you tricked me into sitting 413 00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:22,995 on a chocolate bar before the talent show 414 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:26,482 and told everybody my talent was pooping in my pants. 415 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,427 - Yes, poop is always funny. Name a time it's not. 416 00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:31,320 And don't say "during a dental cleaning" 417 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:33,598 because I got a story. 418 00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,749 Wait, wait, please, at least let me make it up to you. 419 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,660 I'll give you the camp experience you never had, 420 00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:39,253 and then you can kill me. 421 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:42,423 - I was really planning to do this at peak killing anger, 422 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,333 so I don't want to lose that. 423 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,836 But I think I can tap into it again. 424 00:15:46,838 --> 00:15:47,837 OK. 425 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,840 [upbeat music] 426 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:57,747 ♪ ♪ 427 00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:15,807 - [laughs] 428 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,726 [crickets chirping] 429 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:27,026 ♪ 430 00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:41,057 Have you ever, like, tongue kissed? 431 00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:43,626 - Dude, I've gone all the way. 432 00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:48,564 - This is the best day of my life. 433 00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:49,415 - Mine too. 434 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,843 - But you're still going to die. 435 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:54,053 - For sure. 436 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:57,849 [phone chimes] 437 00:16:58,076 --> 00:16:59,851 - Are you aware that you have four screens open? 438 00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:01,260 Uh, yes, bitch. 439 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,596 I earned it with some great parenting. 440 00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:05,857 Plus, I'm an adult, so my brain's already wrecked. 441 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:06,858 [phone rings] 442 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:07,933 Hello? 443 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,736 - Ms. Flute, we have a problem. 444 00:17:12,257 --> 00:17:13,439 Please don't shoot her. 445 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,733 Yes, she's tasted human flesh, but-- 446 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,410 - It's not a she. 447 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,354 - Stan, stay calm. You're OK. 448 00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:21,188 - [growls] 449 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,689 - Mom, what do we do? 450 00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:24,024 - [growls] - [gasps] 451 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,026 I am not eating my young. 452 00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:27,453 Who do you think I am, 453 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:30,106 Bear 1425 from the west-facing caves? 454 00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:32,199 - [growling] 455 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,626 - Then just abandon him? 456 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:37,037 Oh, ho, ho, of course that's your answer. 457 00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,206 That's what you did to me when I was 12. 458 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,133 And before you start huffing, 459 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,227 I know that's how bears raise their young. 460 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,121 But I was the one who got adopted and had 461 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:47,848 to suddenly live inside a house when all I knew 462 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,901 was the outdoors. 463 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:52,737 Just like Stan has no idea what to do out here. 464 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:55,055 Ugh! Hang on, baby, I'm coming. 465 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,982 - I was just trying to do what you wanted. 466 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,576 And now I'm up here, and the view's nice, 467 00:17:58,803 --> 00:17:59,969 but it's way too high. 468 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,805 And I saw some birds and maybe half a cloud under me. 469 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,990 And that kind of messed with my head. 470 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,567 - No, this is all my fault. 471 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:09,161 I was worried that you were too indoors, so I pushed you, 472 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,571 and that made you too outdoors. 473 00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:12,906 I should have found a happy middle ground, 474 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,817 one that's just right. 475 00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:17,744 - Oh, like in that Goldilocks story. 476 00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:19,488 - No, no, we don't talk about that. 477 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:22,266 Look, I need to respect that you are an inside kid. 478 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,327 But you need to respect that sometimes 479 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,329 it's a mom's job to push you. 480 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:28,331 I just need to find the right level. 481 00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:29,923 - How's this? - How's what? 482 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,834 [screams] 483 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:32,926 Whoo! 484 00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:34,112 - That felt good. 485 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,521 Maybe too good. 486 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,598 [dramatic music] 487 00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:39,117 - Today was exactly what I thought 488 00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:40,434 camp was going to be like. 489 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:42,511 I'm not sure I can kill you now. 490 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:44,288 - Well, you won't hear any arguments from me. 491 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,848 Or my dental hygienist. 492 00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:47,516 She's made it very clear that she wants to pull the trigger. 493 00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,127 - Oh, no, I'm going to kill you. 494 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,536 Just not right now. 495 00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:53,856 Because first, I'm gonna finally humiliate you 496 00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:55,299 in front of all your friends 497 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:59,286 for the good old-fashioned Camp Grimsburg marshmallow roast. 498 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,379 I'll go first. 499 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,381 Looks like you've gained some weight, Flute. 500 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,200 What have you been doing since camp, 501 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,977 eating other camps? 502 00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:07,536 Ya roasted! - Ow! 503 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,296 - So who's next? Come on. 504 00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:11,540 I know you all hate him. Roast him! 505 00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,484 - No, I won't let you subject them to that. 506 00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:14,986 It's way too hard to come up with anything 507 00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:16,136 but compliments for me. 508 00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:17,213 - You are pretty stupid. 509 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,564 - Your mustache has food in it. 510 00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:20,825 - You're off-putting socially, personally, hygienically. 511 00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:23,052 - Clearly, they're grasping at straws here, 512 00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,311 so I'll roast myself. 513 00:19:24,389 --> 00:19:25,888 Hmm, what to say about myself? 514 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,390 Hey, Flute, when you meet a date, 515 00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:29,000 do you say, "Your ex's basement or mine?" 516 00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,334 [laughs] I'm roasted. 517 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:32,228 Hey, Flute, the gorilla cage at the zoo called. 518 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,896 It wants its stench back. 519 00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:35,173 I'm roasted. 520 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,841 Hey, Flute, a cage actually can't 521 00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:37,917 make a phone call, idiot. 522 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:39,010 I'm roasted. 523 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,586 - No, stop. 524 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,162 This isn't how it goes. 525 00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:43,923 It doesn't hurt if you're in on it. 526 00:19:43,999 --> 00:19:45,349 - Maybe not, but does this hurt? 527 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,260 Potato bomb, my partner, pronto! 528 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:49,670 ♪ 529 00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:51,004 - Oh. 530 00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:52,765 ♪ ♪ 531 00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,508 Oh. 532 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,343 ♪ 533 00:19:56,437 --> 00:19:58,529 - Now let's see the twisted, malformed visage 534 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,106 that matches your hideous, gnarled soul. 535 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:04,017 - [gasps] The super hot recruit! 536 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:06,278 But we saw your hot, dead body. 537 00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:10,041 - You saw a hot, dead body with no head. 538 00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:11,617 You'd be shocked what influencers 539 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:13,878 will do if you promise you can increase engagement. 540 00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:15,271 - I guess you guys were right. 541 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:16,605 We should have kept this place closed. 542 00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,216 Sorry I bullied you all into coming up here. 543 00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:21,201 - Well, we did learn a little about ourselves. 544 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:23,128 - Yeah, I learned that the scaredy cat could 545 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,131 end up being the hero dog. 546 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,225 - And I learned that even though I'm 547 00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,134 not technically one of the gang, 548 00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:32,121 I'm still one of the gang. 549 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:34,623 - And I learned that killing is not OK, 550 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,551 no matter how badly someone embarrassed you as a child. 551 00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:38,961 Thanks, guys. 552 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:41,146 - And that is what camp is all about. 553 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,406 - Uh, Flute? - Hold on. 554 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,483 I learned I was a bully, and now I want to change that. 555 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,892 - Flute. - Quiet. 556 00:20:45,987 --> 00:20:47,820 And so we all came up to camp one person, 557 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:48,821 but we're leaving-- 558 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,230 - Flute, he's getting away. - Right. 559 00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:51,398 But we're leaving as different people. 560 00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:52,500 Come back. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 561 00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:57,646 - Hey, guys. 562 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:58,589 So I caught a fish. 563 00:20:58,816 --> 00:21:00,258 - Oh, that's great, sweetie. 564 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,075 - No, I'm not talking to you. 565 00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:05,078 I'm talking to my Stan stans, all two of them. 566 00:21:05,156 --> 00:21:06,338 Sorry, guys. 567 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,173 Now, let's attach a GoPro to this thing 568 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,434 and flush it down the toilet. 569 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,752 - Yeah, there's no way that'll fit. 570 00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:13,938 I tried flushing something that size earlier. 571 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,831 Did not go well. 572 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,334 Oh, I love Grimsburg in the summer. 573 00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:20,111 Smells like French fries. - Yeah. 574 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:23,447 You can really smell the power station tonight, huh? 575 00:21:23,524 --> 00:21:26,433 [tense music] 576 00:21:26,527 --> 00:21:31,330 ♪ ♪ 577 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,711 - Bento.