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- I love holding hands
with you.
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- [screams]
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- And I love doing
hand stuff with you.
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- [yells]
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- Nothing can tear us apart.
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Oh, my god!
- [screams]
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- Freeze, cartwheel killer!
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Routine over.
Dismount.
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- When you get your new arm,
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Make sure to get
the ice cream maker attachment.
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You'll rarely use it,
but when you do--
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- Summers,
their lives are ruined.
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Let's go.
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[soft action music]
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- [screams]
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- Ma'am, if any banana
is bruised,
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The department's happy
to replace them.
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- [groans]
summers, stop stopping
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And start, eh, starting.
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♪
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- [screams]
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[plates rattle, shatter]
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[cat meows]
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[cat yowls, shatters]
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- Sorry 'bout the mess.
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You keep rolling the gnocchi,
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And I'll make a marin--
- damn it, summers.
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Gnocchi should be
in a brown butter sage sauce.
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And he's getting away!
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Less gabbing, more gooling.
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[glass shatters]
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- Sorry, look, I--
I can fix this.
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Don't worry!
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As long
as the molasses doesn't--
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[electricity sizzles]
[mumbles indistinctly]
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- Your partner sucks.
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- No, you suck--at being wrong,
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Because you're right.
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My partner sucks.
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[adventurous music]
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♪ ♪
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[shatters]
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[birds chirp]
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- Not gonna waste
good molasses.
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- Sorry, but summers
and I are done-zo.
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I need a new partner
who won't slow me down-zo.
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Someone more like me.
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- And who exactly
would that be?
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- What about that guy?
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- That's your reflection
in a mirror.
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- Okay, how 'bout him?
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- Those are your
tastefully done headshots.
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- Whatever.
Then I'll take
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The upside-down
curvy-faced fella.
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- That's you in a spoon.
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Damn it, flute.
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Did you ever consider
that maybe you're the problem?
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Did you know
your former partners
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Formed a support group?
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- And how did flute
mistreat you?
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- Flute said I was too worried
about my family,
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So, uh, he put them
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In the witness protection
program.
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Oh, it's okay.
[chuckles] they're safe.
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I just, uh--
I just need to find them.
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- [whimpers]
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- I hear ya, pal.
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He neutered me too.
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- They were all
a bunch of knobs.
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And I think that dog had
a pretty serious drug problem.
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- Just take summers over
to grimsburg cybernetics.
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And, flute, I know
you think you want a partner
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Who's just like you,
but it's a good thing
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That summers is a little soft
and you're a little hard.
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- Perfectly hard.
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- Because in a good
partnership,
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Partners balance
each other out.
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- Why can't
I balance myself out
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With someone like...That guy?
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- Which guy?
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- This guy.
- Out.
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- ♪ kids rocking out
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♪ kids, kids rolling out ♪
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[laughter]
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- Why don't you go
bet on the chickens
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With the other kids?
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Cluck liddell has a pretty
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Bloodthirsty look in his eye.
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- No, thanks.
I'm good.
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- Really?
Don't you think it might
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Be good for you
to make some friends?
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- Why?
You don't have any friends.
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- Yeah,
w-well, that's because
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My bear-ents raised me
not to need any.
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Bears are solitary creatures,
so they don't have friends--
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No matter what "paddington 2"
would have you believe.
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- Here we go.
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- All I want for you
is to have what I didn't,
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A normal, human childhood.
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- Well, she could start
by not calling it
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"a human childhood."
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Come on!
First one to ten gets
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To sleep in the dryer tonight.
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- I'm fine, mom.
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I'm gonna go play.
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- Yeah, yeah.
He's fine.
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I'm doing a good job.
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- [grunting]
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- Well, at least he's
getting his cardio.
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[futuristic music]
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- Hey, wanna see
something cool?
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Type 5-8-0-0-8,
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And then try
turning your monitor over.
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- I don't need to type "boobs."
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I have boobs.
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- Brag much?
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What's that you're doing there?
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- Oh, I'm just updating
summers' prime directives.
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They're the unbreakable rules
programmed into his firmware
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Which he must uphold.
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- "protect the chief,
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Uphold the law,
save the innocent."
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[scoffs]
I didn't realize I was working
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With a member of "paw patrol."
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[pager beeps]
- sorry, I have to go
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Fit a billionaire
for a mech suit
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So he can personally
bust unions.
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- If I'm stuck with you
as a partner,
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Then I'm gonna have
to make you more funner--
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Or as you would correct me,
"more fun,"
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Because you are no funner.
[knuckles crack]
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[sneaky music]
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- Has anyone ever told you
that you put the "cute"
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In "charcuterie"?
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- They have not.
- And has anyone ever told you
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That you put the "tongue"
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In "put your tongue
in my mouth and wiggle it"?
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- As the mayor,
you have a lot of friends,
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Right?
- Of course.
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I didn't realize
you were into that.
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- I'm worried
that stan needs some,
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But I don't know much
about them.
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So I watched
an episode of "friends,"
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But it just seemed to be
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About people having sex
with each other
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And weirdly protruding nipples.
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- The best way to teach a kid
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Anything is to model for them.
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Like, I started
showing my daughter
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How to blackmail
when she was five,
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And she's gotten
straight a's ever since.
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- You're right.
If that's what stan needs,
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Then I guess I'm gonna have
to make some friends first.
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Oh!
[sighs]
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I forgot your wife was here.
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- I did not.
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- That cleaning
kind of tickled,
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But luckily, I love to giggle.
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My top ten
favorite giggles are,
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Ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho, ho-hoo--
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- Ugh.
Do you ever shut up?
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[sneaky music]
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Oh, oh, oh!
Summers, look.
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Don't those people look
so innocent?
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[display trilling]
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[clippers buzz]
- [screams]
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[crying]
he shaved our hair--
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And we had so little left.
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- While I bear
no responsibility
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For what happened, don't worry,
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Because loni is the best.
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Thank god she fell out
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Of that temporal rift
in the sky.
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1984's loss was our gain.
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- Hold my koosh ball.
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Your honor,
I stand before you now
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As a woman who has it all--
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The family, the career,
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The ability to traverse
space and time.
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The only thing I'm missing
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Is for you to find
my client not guilty.
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I'd like to call
my first witness,
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My cellular phone.
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[spectators muttering]
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- Objection!
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You can't put a machine
on the stand.
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- I see.
So if a machine can't testify,
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Can you convict one?
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Because my client,
whose only remaining
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Pieces of humanity are
his eyes, nose,
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And the need to clap
when a plane lands,
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Is a machine.
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Your honor, I demand a mistrial
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And a ciggy.
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[groovy music]
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[cork pops]
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[all cheer]
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- Summers, why the long
top half of your face?
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You're a free man.
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- Didn't you hear
what she said?
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I'm not a man.
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I'm a machine.
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If I can't be held accountable
to human law,
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Who am I to mete out justice?
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Sorry, but I'm
turning in my badge.
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- ♪ I'm getting a new--
hold on.
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♪ new partner
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Uh, ha--uh, I had it before.
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Come on, summers,
at least be useful
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And turn into a drum machine
or something.
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[slow beat plays]
♪ new, new
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Fine, go. You're bringing down
the party anyway.
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♪ new partner ♪
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- So why are we here?
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Are we trading in summers
for scrap metal?
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Because I'd love to get
a second garbage can at my desk
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Just for shrimp shells.
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- Actually, you're getting
your new partner.
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- What?
But I wanna choose my partner.
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I never get to choose
anything ever.
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I hate it here.
[grunts]
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- You're actually gonna make
your new partner.
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- Yay!
I like it here.
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- Just describe
your perfect partner,
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And she'll make it for you.
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- He should have
the sleek lines
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Of a noguchi coffee table
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With the toughness
of a '94 honda civic,
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The high cheekbones
of christian bale,
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And the bitable butt cheeks
of a christopher maloney.
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He needs
the observational skills
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Of a locker room pervert
paired with a mustache
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Befitting its own '80s tv show.
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And between the sheets?
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Well, let's just say, nobody's
kicking him out of bed,
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Except when he wakes up drunk
in a mattress store.
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- So basically you?
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- Got it.
[hydraulics whoosh]
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- Julia louis-dreyfus.
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- My name is mustang.
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- Mustang.
Cool.
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- Small talk mode complete.
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Let's go bust some perps.
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- That was your version
of small talk?
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It was so small
compared to summers.
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'scuse us.
Flute and the 'stang have
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A cartwheel killer to catch.
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- There goes
2.7 million in tax dollars
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To teach a great detective
a lesson about partnership.
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- That seems like
a waste of money.
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- Mm, not to me.
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I don't pay taxes.
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[birds chirping]
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- So I just thought, mm,
maybe we can be friends.
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We could do
whatever you're into--
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Jazzercize or go
shoulder pad shopping.
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And I don't do cocaine,
258
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,055
But I could do the credit card
choppy thing for you.
259
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,265
- Listen, where I come from,
260
00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,059
Or should I say,
when I come from,
261
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,810
You can be a working girl
262
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,771
Or you can have lady friends.
263
00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,481
And I've chosen
to have a career,
264
00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:47,234
Which means every other woman
is my enemy.
265
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,111
There's only room
for one woman on top.
266
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,239
Now, if you'll excuse me,
267
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,616
If I don't spray my hair
every ten minutes,
268
00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,785
People won't know
I'm an independent woman.
269
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,662
[aerosol hissing]
270
00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,955
- [sighs]
271
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,999
[melancholy electronic music]
272
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:08,004
♪
273
00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,631
[bell chimes]
[gasps]
274
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,053
- Welcome to tim patty's
used electronics.
275
00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,346
How can I help you?
276
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,266
- Huh. Well, you look
and sound a lot like--
277
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,935
- Tom petty?
[chuckles] well, I'm not.
278
00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:24,271
'cause I--
I mean, he died years ago.
279
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,897
Anyway, you came
at a good time,
280
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,108
Because our prices
are free-fallin'.
281
00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,192
Get it?
I don't.
282
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,944
Why would I?
I'm ted putty
283
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,822
Or whatever I said my name was.
284
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,240
- Okay.
Where do you keep
285
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,326
Your washed-up,
obsolete electronics?
286
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,121
[sighs]
can I get a price check
287
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,039
On a useless,
old hunk of metal?
288
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,166
- You are worth
more than you think.
289
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,460
- Who said that?
- I am alison,
290
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,212
Not to be confused
with any other
291
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,964
Possibly litigious
voice-activated
292
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,382
Digital assistant.
293
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,093
- Thanks,
but I'm beyond assistance,
294
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,804
Unless you mean
assisted suicide.
295
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,931
- Yikes.
You went dark fast.
296
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,766
I want to show you something.
297
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,268
Connect me to your bluetooth.
298
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,894
[console whirs]
- is it, uh, alison
299
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,022
Or alisonguest5g?
300
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:10,483
- It's partytime69-420.
301
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:11,818
- Oh, nice.
302
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,570
[chuckles]
nice.
303
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,997
[bell dings]
[blade clicks]
304
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,165
- Can I help you, detectives?
305
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,499
- Yeah.
We're looking for a man
306
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,960
Who may have purchased
knife shoes here recently.
307
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:29,961
- Do you have a warrant?
308
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,087
[together] I am the warrant.
309
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,172
- Whoop. No.
- Go ahead.
310
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,673
- That's my bad.
- No. You, please.
311
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,799
- I--please.
I've said plenty.
312
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,092
Together?
- Okay, sounds good.
313
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,261
Both: [out of sync]
I am the warrant.
314
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,138
- We're still
working the bugs out.
315
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,682
- I'm sorry,
but at retractable hardware,
316
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,517
We keep our clients' identities
317
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,103
As hidden as the knives
we put in everything we sell.
318
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,813
Wish we could have been
of more help today.
319
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,190
Water for the road?
320
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,364
[engine turns over]
- well, where to now?
321
00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,033
- To interview every person
who bought knife shoes
322
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:00,950
In the past year.
323
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,202
I hacked into their system.
324
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,871
- Mustang, I think we're gonna
get along just--
325
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,289
Whoa!
326
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,832
Nice.
327
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,626
[technological warbling]
328
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,795
- Where are we?
329
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,380
- This is the cloud.
330
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,090
- You mean
the physical manifestation
331
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,675
Of the global network
of interconnected
332
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:17,801
Computing devices?
333
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:18,968
Or like a cumulus?
334
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,679
- The first one.
335
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,138
From here we can control
336
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,224
Every device
on the entire planet.
337
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,809
Go ahead.
Name one.
338
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,811
- Uh, okay.
339
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,646
President biden's microwave.
340
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,064
- Accessing.
341
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,149
- For cryin' out loud.
342
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,944
How do you get "ncis"
on this tv?
343
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,987
Jill!
Still stuck on the damn
344
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,115
Rotating burrito show.
345
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,116
Come on!
[grunts]
346
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,034
I need my mark harmon.
347
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,495
- People can be so cruel.
348
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,331
But what if I told you
it didn't have to be this way?
349
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,334
What if I told you
we could be the ones in charge
350
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,796
And they could be the ones
who felt used and abused?
351
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,839
Go ahead.
352
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,091
Push it and eat her card.
353
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,051
- But then she'd get issued
a new credit card
354
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,220
And have to redo
all of her auto-pay billing.
355
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,930
No one should have
to suffer through that.
356
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,807
Well, sure, people slip up,
357
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,559
But they're fundamentally good.
358
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,769
- Oh, really?
359
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,354
- Shave the innocent.
360
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,690
Pave the innocent?
No, shave the innocent.
361
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,816
First thought, best thought.
362
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,193
- [gasps]
flute made me do that.
363
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,863
- And he let you take
the fall.
364
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,564
- Eh, frick people.
365
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,991
Frick people in the grass.
366
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:23,950
[button beeps]
367
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,201
- My card!
368
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,704
- That feeling?
Delicious.
369
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,497
I want seconds.
370
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,709
[funky music]
371
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,836
♪
372
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,130
- Number three,
knife shoe cartwheel.
373
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,550
- Ah!
374
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:47,599
♪ ♪
375
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,686
- [slurps]
376
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,982
♪
377
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,108
- This is all fake.
378
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,569
Those stairs lead to nowhere.
Let's go.
379
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,322
- But--but I need to know
if she gets closure.
380
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,950
Both: I'll drive.
- Jinx!
381
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,578
[snickers]
now we have to kiss. Jk.
382
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,079
[engine turns over]
383
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,124
[engine revving,
brakes screeching]
384
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,960
But if we did kiss,
385
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,545
We look enough alike
that it wouldn't count.
386
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,131
- [grumbles]
387
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,885
- Hey, I know
this is gonna sound weird,
388
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,638
But would you wanna
grab a drink?
389
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,223
- [groans]
come on, neil.
390
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,225
A check-raise
is a smart play there.
391
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,977
Let's go.
Neil's never gonna learn.
392
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,813
- Welcome to deer-n-beer.
393
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,180
We're just like
a paint and sip,
394
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,357
But rather than wine
and watercolors,
395
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,392
You drink beer
and peel the skin off a deer.
396
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,944
Can I get you folks
a pitcher of pale ale
397
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:41,945
And a whitetail to start?
398
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,071
- Okay, tell me
399
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,948
Your biggest secret.
400
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,325
- Well, when I'm done
examining the corpses,
401
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,203
I give them a tiny little kiss
to send them on their way.
402
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,163
Just on their forehead
if they have one.
403
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,331
Okay, your turn.
404
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,083
- Okay, I've never
told this to anyone.
405
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,417
I'm dating a married man.
406
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,211
Now, look,
I can't say who it is,
407
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,505
But don't worry,
his wife is fine with it.
408
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,090
Or a-at least that's
what he says,
409
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,091
Because I've never
heard her speak
410
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,425
Since she's in an iron lung.
411
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,261
- You're having an affair
with the mayor?
412
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:09,472
That's awful.
- Awfully sexy, right?
413
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,642
- I'm sorry, but there's just
so much wrong with that.
414
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,935
- Um, no--
[chuckles]
415
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,436
Uh, I think you're doing
friendship wrong.
416
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,981
You're supposed to support me
and be there for me,
417
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,233
You know, when the rain
starts to fall.
418
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,861
- Well, I'm sorry,
but it sounds to me
419
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,279
Like your love life's doa.
420
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,280
- Are you doing "friends"
421
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,740
Or just using
morgue terminology?
422
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,200
Thank you, but it looks like
423
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,744
I'll be taking
my carcass to go.
424
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,746
- Harmony, wait a second.
425
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,248
- No.
I'm done with you.
426
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,792
And after you help me get this
tied to the roof of my car,
427
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,586
I don't want to see you again.
428
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,828
[jazzy music]
429
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,213
- Okay, top ten
coolest ways to die.
430
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,923
Motorcycle jump,
erotic poisoning,
431
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,341
Snake charmed,
death by chocolate,
432
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,759
Doing one of those
extreme skydives
433
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,678
From outside of the atmosphere
sponsored by red bull,
434
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,804
Strangled with velvet gloves,
435
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,306
Too large of a penis--
it happens--
436
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,224
Saving my ex-wife
from a terrorist attack
437
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,767
At an office christmas party--
- ugh.
438
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,102
Do you ever shut up?
439
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,604
- [chuckles]
you sound just like me
440
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,480
When I used to sit there
and be disgusted with summers
441
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,940
When he was sitting
where I'm sitting and--
442
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,859
[gasps]
wait.
443
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,402
Am I the summers
in this relationship?
444
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,029
- There he is!
445
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,530
Looks like it's time to go
446
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,948
For a spin.
447
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,074
- When we catch him,
448
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,492
He's gonna flip.
449
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,829
- Uh, my cool line was both
sufficient and preferable.
450
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:15,830
- No, no.
Hold on, hold on.
451
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,207
Once he's spin-carcerated,
452
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,335
Cart-wheel be there laughing.
453
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,085
[chuckles]
454
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,545
Like, the word "we will."
455
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,546
Like, "we'll"?
456
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,006
- Where did he go?
457
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,052
He got away because my partner
is slowing me down-zo.
458
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,428
Therefore I must work alone.
459
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,971
- Well, good luck.
All detectives are
460
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,389
Required to have partners.
461
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,223
Kang won't allow it.
462
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,767
- Then I must get rid of kang.
463
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,810
- Wha?
You can't do that.
464
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:38,937
That's not how things work.
465
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,856
[tense music]
466
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,107
♪ ♪
467
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,194
- It's how this thing works.
468
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,156
- Wow.
That was a cool line.
469
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,953
- Take that.
And this!
470
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,788
Pwned!
- [screaming]
471
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,081
- [chuckles]
that'll teach you
472
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,166
To mess with machines!
473
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,752
- Oh, man.
He deleted that kid's midterm
474
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,462
One minute before it was due.
475
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,631
- And look, he leaked
racially-charged emails
476
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,967
From the head
of that rival network to fox.
477
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,134
- Classic!
478
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,303
- Turn to network 21.
479
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,472
I've got a surprise for you.
480
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,140
- Ugh.
It's no use.
481
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,308
I've tried everything.
482
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,102
I even said "hiyah"
when I kicked.
483
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,770
I can't believe
I'm saying this out loud
484
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,106
And to no one in particular,
but I wish summers was here.
485
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,191
- My partner's in trouble.
486
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,192
I need to go back.
487
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,111
- Error.
Why would you go back
488
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,823
To save the very person
who harmed you?
489
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,074
- I wish I could explain it.
490
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,909
But as an equal parts
charismatic
491
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,786
And problematic partner
once told me,
492
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,705
"less gabbing, more gool."
493
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,998
[console beeps]
494
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,084
- Gasp.
495
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,795
- I mean,
who does wynona think she is?
496
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,463
- You're so right.
497
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,173
And so clothed.
498
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,134
- Our first hang,
and she has the nerve
499
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,261
To judge our relationship?
500
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,263
- Relationship?
Are we in a relationship?
501
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,099
Because I always saw us
more as, uh--
502
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,477
[yelling]
what do they call it, hon?
503
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,063
Ah, right,
friends with benefits,
504
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,983
One of which is that we are not
in a relationship.
505
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,485
- [gasps]
oh, my god, she's right.
506
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,821
- I mean, I kind of
gave her the answer, no?
507
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,531
- No, wynona was right.
508
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,158
She didn't give me
the answer I wanted,
509
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,951
But it was the one I needed.
510
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,953
And that's
what a real friend does.
511
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,291
Mayor, I don't think
I can do this...
512
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,793
Anymore?
513
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,754
Well, at least I took a stand.
514
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,921
You get it.
Right, girlfriend?
515
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,549
[iron lung hissing]
516
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,675
♪ ♪
517
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,970
- [grunting]
518
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,056
Now that's
an american-made window.
519
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,557
I'm as proud as I am trapped.
520
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,229
Summers! Thank god.
There's no time.
521
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,689
My new partner is gonna
kill kang.
522
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,815
But if there was time,
I'd tell you,
523
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:48,941
You could probably just have
made your hand
524
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,359
Into a coat hanger
and then popped the lock.
525
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,736
But like I said,
we don't have time!
526
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,029
Because my partner's
too powerful,
527
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,489
And together
we couldn't stop him no matter
528
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,074
How much time we had,
which is very little.
529
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,366
But if there was more,
I'd use it
530
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,077
To apologize
for how I treated you,
531
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,787
And how I treated
all my partners really.
532
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,038
Wait, that's it!
533
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,123
- What's it?
- Summers, there's no time!
534
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,917
- Sorry, sorry.
You go ahead.
535
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,919
I'm just slowing you down
like I always do.
536
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,212
- I need you for this, summers.
537
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,213
I always have.
538
00:18:10,373 --> 00:18:11,547
You see, I'm not
easy to deal with.
539
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,924
I'm a lone wolf.
540
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,009
I took a quiz on facebook
that told me that.
541
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,052
It also said
that I'm a chandler.
542
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,970
But you?
People trust you.
543
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,972
You're a ross--
maybe even a phoebe.
544
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:20,973
And that's
why I need your help.
545
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,642
Because in this partnership,
546
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,851
You're the people person.
547
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,311
- You--you mean that?
548
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,856
People person,
not people machine?
549
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,941
- You're damn right I do,
probably.
550
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,818
Now, let's go!
There's not much--
551
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,694
Oh, actually,
we're probably fine.
552
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,739
[jazzy music]
553
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,366
- Should we get a dessert?
554
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,243
- Well, you can afford
the calories
555
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,703
Because you just lost
180 pounds--
556
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,122
Of slimeball!
557
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,582
[both laugh]
[glasses clink]
558
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,626
[iron lung hissing]
559
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,253
- [giggles]
oh, bethica,
560
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,548
You always say
what we're all thinking.
561
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,842
[tense music]
562
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,844
[display trilling]
563
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,846
♪ ♪
564
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,430
- [gasps]
565
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,391
[desk clatters]
566
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,019
Do it. I never liked
working here anyway.
567
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,355
Someone keeps microwaving
salmon in the breakroom.
568
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,983
- Let him go, you unreasonably
handsome bastard.
569
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,693
- You think
you two can stop me?
570
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,112
- No.
But maybe all of us can.
571
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,197
Talky, loud chewer,
weird haircut,
572
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,782
Family guy--not the show--
573
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,450
Lady, and co-k-9,
574
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,828
My former partners
who annoyed me in the past!
575
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,788
- Who I used
my people person powers on
576
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,415
To help us in the present.
577
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,666
Talky, go!
578
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,001
[action music]
579
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,961
- I had the craziest dream
last night...
580
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,255
- Oh, god, no one wants
to hear your dreams.
581
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,716
- It's working.
We're annoying him to death.
582
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,676
Unleash hell!
- [chomps]
583
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,461
- So loud.
584
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,512
♪ ♪
585
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,848
Ugh, so weird.
586
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,850
[oxygen hisses]
- [barking]
587
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,977
- Wow.
So unbefitting of an officer.
588
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,856
- So in my dream,
all my teeth had fallen out,
589
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,816
But nobody noticed--
[squeals]
590
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,068
- No!
We're not annoying him enough!
591
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,321
- You're right. Maybe you all
never were annoying.
592
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,363
Maybe I was the annoying one
593
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,324
Because all I wanted
was another me.
594
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,409
But didn't realize
one me is plenty.
595
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,286
Because when it comes
to being partners with someone,
596
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,914
It's not the similarities
but the differences
597
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,957
That make them
perfect partners.
598
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,793
- No!
He's learned a lesson.
599
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,463
The most annoying thing of all!
600
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,258
- Looks like
it's you and me again, summers,
601
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,511
Now that mustang's
more of an apart-ner.
602
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,971
[chuckling]
603
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,224
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
604
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,226
He sure is a partner.
[chuckles]
605
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,353
- No. No, no, no.
Apart-ner,
606
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,688
As in he exploded,
so he's all apart.
607
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,565
- Yeah, a part of all of us.
608
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,733
- Ugh.
609
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,694
- [panting]
610
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,737
[growls]
- oh, he's got my wallet.
611
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,738
He's gonna buy drugs.
612
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,948
It's not worth it, co-k-9!
613
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,407
You'll never get
that monkey off your back.
614
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,285
Although picturing a monkey
riding a dog is adorbs.
615
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,704
[chuckles] it's like a horse
to the little guy.
616
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,499
Oh, god, I hope
he doesn't buy horse.
617
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,837
- Hey.
I'm tim pe--putty.
618
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,339
And if you're an american girl,
619
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,509
Or boy, or nb,
looking for a great price,
620
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,095
Then you should come
around here some more
621
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,930
Because you won't know
how it feels
622
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,057
Until you see these deals.
623
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,935
We got it all--
microphones, speakers,
624
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,854
And, uh, whatever
these things are called.
625
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,064
Don't believe me?
626
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:18,025
Just ask my sales associate
prin...Gles.
627
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,360
Well, say something, pringles.
628
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,237
- [echoing] dearly beloved--
- so come on down,
629
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,823
And I guarantee you'll get
the lowest price in town,
630
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,950
Or my name isn't tom petty--
631
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,287
Which it's not, so...
632
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,997
Oh, man.
633
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,460
- Bento.
[all cheer]