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[tense music]
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- This is it.
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We're about
to solve the case of...
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the Jenga Killer.
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One of these bodies holds
the clue to finding the killer.
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The key to this game
is a gentle touch.
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♪
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- Jenga!
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- No, Summers,
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you only shout Jenga
when the stack topples,
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or during sex.
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[pile creaking]
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[crashing]
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- Now?
- [sighs]
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Yes.
- Jenga! Ew.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- From now on,
the only stacking
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you're gonna be doing is, well,
I guess maybe regular Jenga
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if they let you play that
in prison.
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- Looks like you beat him
at his own game.
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And now that I'm done with
my pithy summation, drinks?
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- Sure, let's go drink because
I've got zero obligations,
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and there's absolutely
nowhere else I need to be.
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[trumpet blaring]
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- Good morning, parents
and welcome
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to the Grimsburg Elementary
Hobby Horse...
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race, show, tournament?
Whatever it is.
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They're your kids,
and you've got to be here
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to watch them run around
on fake stick horses.
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- You're the best horse ever,
Cinnamon Rainbow Starship.
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[whistle blares]
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- And they're off.
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And they're coming around
the thing there.
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And now they're jumping
through tires,
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just like real athletes,
which they are not.
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And that knee slide
is a point
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or a point deduction.
Who cares?
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At least they're getting
some exercise, right?
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[whistle blares]
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- Third place.
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Ah, the majesty of bronze.
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Dad, I came in third!
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Oh, guess he had
more important things to do.
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- Hey everybody, what celebrity
does this crouton look like?
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- You're going to make
your feet more purple
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than the ones I saw today
in the morgue.
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- Oh, sorry.
Just a little on edge.
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Grow up around bears,
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you kind of take on
their habits.
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And have you ever heard
the term "in heat"?
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- So you're in your horny era.
That's fun.
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- Tell that
to the open cabinet door
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I ran into
and then kept running into.
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- Oh.
We should go out.
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You know, hit up a bar,
meet somebody not made of wood.
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- I mean, I guess Flute
could watch Stan.
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That's one good thing
about having him back.
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In fact,
he's actually watching him
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right now at his
hobby horse thing,
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unless I'm supposed
to be there.
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Am I?
Nah, nah.
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I don't know, though.
A singles night?
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I feel like
I don't need it that bad.
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[grunting]
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Ugh, enjoy
your hibernation, bitch.
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- So I'll pick you up at 7:00?
- Yeah, sounds great.
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- Chris Evans.
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- Um, Willem Dafoe?
No, Tobey Maguire.
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- Oh, come on.
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Tobey Maguire has a weak chin.
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Seabiscuit had
a stronger jawline than--
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wait, Seabiscuit? Horse?
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I'm supposed to be at
Stan's hobby horse thing!
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Or no, wait,
was Harmony handling that one?
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Yeah.
No. Wait.
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Yeah.
But I should go home anyway.
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- OK, well at least leave--
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- No,
the crouton comes with me.
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[all groan]
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- [grunts]
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[grunts]
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- Stan, why are you Roomba-ing
down the hallway?
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- Oh, sorry, Dr. Pentos.
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It's just my dad
forgot about me again.
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But you know him.
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- Oh, do I.
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For years he came to me
for help with his darkest,
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most unsolvable cases.
And help him I would.
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I even bought this scrapbook to
capture all of our escapades.
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Ah, the key I helped him find
behind a dead man's eye.
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[sniffs]
Still smells like eye.
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I assumed this would be filled
by now, but alas.
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He's been so busy
since he returned,
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I hardly ever see him.
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- Me neither.
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I don't think he'd care
about me
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unless I were on a milk carton.
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- That's it.
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You have unintentionally
given me the impetus
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for a foolproof plan.
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Step one, we pretend
you've been kidnapped.
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Step two, I plant clues
so deviously diabolic
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your father will be forced
to solicit my help.
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Step three, he and I
will join forces
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and rekindle our special brand
of adversarial friendship
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that Hallmark has yet
to make a card for.
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[giggles]
- And what about me?
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- You?
Oh, you're the bait.
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That's the most important part.
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[tense music]
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♪
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- Hi.
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Just getting home
from the thing?
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- Yep.
How was your thing?
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- Oh, great.
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Everything I was supposed
to do today, I did.
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- Me too, and the things
I'm pretty certain
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I was not supposed to do,
I left for you to do.
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- Me too.
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Love it
when we're on the same page.
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- Same paragraph even.
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I hope you had fun today, Stan.
- Love you, Stanny.
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He's probably in his room
with his headphones on.
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And don't worry about that
broken cabinet in there.
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I'll fix that later.
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Fix it real good.
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[soft dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Follow this map to the cabin
in Missing Children Forest.
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And don't worry,
it's only called that
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to keep kids
from going in there.
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But since kids hate
being told what to do,
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tons have gone in
and now they're missing.
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So the name
is pretty literal now.
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Have fun.
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- Well, either
your dad finds us alive
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or they start
a scholarship in your name
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at school, and everyone
pretends that they liked you.
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I'd say that's a win-win.
- Come on.
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And make sure we leave prints
so my dad could track us.
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- Did you track mud
in the house?
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[tense music]
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- Oh, my God.
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We've got to find our...
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Wine opener.
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- These woods are creepy.
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If I had skin,
it would be crawling.
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- Don't worry.
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My dad is probably
already hot on our heels.
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- You look hot in those heels.
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- Well, get a good look,
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because they won't be on
for much longer.
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- Hubba, hubba.
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- Shouldn't we be
at the cabin by now?
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- Whoa!
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Don't worry.
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My dad will find us
before you can say
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Supercalifragilistic-
expialidocious.
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- Ugh, I don't even care
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that you're my super calloused
fragile ego ex
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with halitosis.
Come here.
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[grunting]
- [chuckles]
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- [growls]
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[chuckles]
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- [laughs]
Oh.
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- Oh.
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- Jenga!
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♪ Flute and Harmony
sitting in a tree ♪
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♪ P-O-R-K-I--
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- Hey, I just want
to say I really owe you one.
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- Another one?
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Well, I'm not sure I could
rebound that quickly,
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but I did pick up some
gas station pills
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the other day.
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It had a rhino on the package,
and its horn was a volcano.
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- No, I owe you
for picking up Stan
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from his hobby horse race,
show, tournament?
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- Yes, I very much enjoyed
the activity itself
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as well as bringing
our son home from it,
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which I also very much did.
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- I'll go see
if he wants breakfast.
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- No.
What is this, 1950?
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The mom has to do everything?
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Let that sexist kid
get it himself.
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You should enjoy your day.
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- I was going
to hang out with Wynona.
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- OK, bye.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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Oh, crap.
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- Maybe my parents
are right to ignore me.
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I can't even get
fake kidnapped right.
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My dad will never find me now.
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- You don't need
a dad to find you.
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We found you.
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We're the Funaways.
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- The Funaways?
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- Like runaways but funner.
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- [screams]
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[grunts]
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- We're kids who ran away
from home just like you,
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same age peer.
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- If these guys are kids,
I'm a real person
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with working organs.
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[tires screech]
- [panting]
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- OMG, he's here.
How should I greet him?
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Backlit by the window?
No.
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What about emerging
from the shadows?
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No.
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The overhead projector.
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Well, well, well.
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If it is not he whom I consider
to be my arch ene--
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Hey.
- I need your help.
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Stan's been kidnapped,
and the kidnapper
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left behind a series of clues
that point to him
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being a sick, twisted genius.
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- Maybe even a super genius?
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- I wouldn't go that far.
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- Yeah,
we'll stick with genius.
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- I'd normally
be able to solve them,
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but I'm having trouble.
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- Because they were left
by a genius.
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- No, no,
because my mind is elsewhere.
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You see, last night,
I had sex with Harm.
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- Oh, well,
that is none of my business.
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- Oh, it was good.
I mean, real good.
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If the sex we had were
a brand of snack cracker,
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it would be Wheat Thins.
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We had the Wheat Thins of sex.
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- Mm, I don't eat crackers.
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- It was like
she was the "Wheel of Fortune,"
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and I was buying a vowel,
and that vowel was O. Get it?
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- I'll take game show
double entendres for 800, Alex.
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- I don't get it.
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But you know who did get it
last night?
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- Anyway, if you need
my help, I could probably
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squeeze in a little escapade.
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- Good, let's go.
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- Flute and Pentos
sitting in a tree.
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S-O-L-V-I-N--
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- Are you coming?
- Yes, I am.
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Right. Yes.
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- What is this place?
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- Funville,
where the only rule
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is to have fun!
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- We always have fun
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'cause there's no parents
watching over us.
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It's just the silly kids.
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- And the frozen skeletons.
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- But I ran away because
I wanted more attention
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from my parents, not less.
- Why?
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- I want my dad's attention
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because he always gets busy
at work and forgets about me.
255
00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:56,486
- He ignores you.
Why care about him?
256
00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:58,154
- You're right.
257
00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:00,340
I'm not pretend
getting kidnapped anymore.
258
00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:03,417
I'm for real running away.
Thanks.
259
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,586
What's your name?
- Timmy Tommy.
260
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,997
- What a great child's name
261
00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:10,692
for someone who thinks
that's what they are.
262
00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:14,170
- Hi, can I get
a half caf americano
263
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:16,005
and identify
my father's remains?
264
00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,507
Oh, and a splash of oat milk.
265
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,677
- You had ex sex with Marvin?
Tell me everything.
266
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,845
Well, not everything.
267
00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:23,604
I still have to catalog
severed feet with him,
268
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,290
and I don't want it
to be weird.
269
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,458
- It was chill.
270
00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,460
I know humans
like to overthink sex,
271
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,353
but for me it's simple.
272
00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:33,022
When a mama bear is in heat,
the male sniffs her urine,
273
00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,040
they chew each other's heads,
274
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,541
and then violently copulate
275
00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:37,527
before going
their separate ways.
276
00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,545
Super chill.
- To you.
277
00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,698
What about to him?
- Oh, he's fine.
278
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,217
Marvin was literally pushing me
out the door this morning.
279
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:46,127
- I don't know.
You had sex.
280
00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:47,537
There have to be
feelings involved.
281
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:49,389
- No, there aren't,
and I'll prove it
282
00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,316
by going grizzly style
at the bar tonight.
283
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,527
I'll sleep with the first guy
who comes up to me.
284
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,323
At the bar tonight alive.
285
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,474
- Remember the last time
we were here?
286
00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:02,143
We dug up
all those corpses
287
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,386
looking for a wrist bone
288
00:11:03,479 --> 00:11:05,664
that matched
the killer's watchband size.
289
00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:07,223
How fun was that?
290
00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:08,892
- Do you think
we'll get back together?
291
00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,168
- Let's stay focused on that.
292
00:11:10,395 --> 00:11:11,744
- If we did, I could move
back into the bedroom
293
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,913
and we could play battle farts
in the middle of the night
294
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,006
like the good old days.
295
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,400
- Oh, look, a church.
Let's go.
296
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,568
- Battle farts.
297
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:20,086
That sounds like a great idea
for a game show
298
00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,829
where you lip sync
with your farts.
299
00:11:21,923 --> 00:11:23,406
I smell a hit.
300
00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:25,499
Ooh, I Smell A Hit
would be a great name too.
301
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:29,354
Wait, Smelt It, Belt It.
- Dear God.
302
00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,765
- Phew, I think I had
too much candy for funch.
303
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:35,101
- Hey, do you like
"Mortal Kombat"?
304
00:11:35,178 --> 00:11:36,102
- I love Mortal--
- Cool.
305
00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:37,420
Here's your knife.
306
00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:39,272
Whoever bleeds the least wins.
307
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,924
Have fun.
308
00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,759
- Who would have thought
taking candy
309
00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:44,185
from men
dressed as children
310
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:48,022
would have taken
such a weird turn? Hm.
311
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,949
[tense music]
312
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:52,268
- Round one.
Fight.
313
00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,454
- Oh, OK.
OK, guess I lost.
314
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,881
- It's not over
till someone's bleeding.
315
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,775
- Ah!
316
00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,219
I'm sorry.
- [screams]
317
00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,387
♪ ♪
318
00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:05,949
- Ah!
[screams]
319
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,467
- Jean Claude Van Stan,
320
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,803
that stick looks like
Cinnamon Rainbow Starship.
321
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:14,807
♪ ♪
322
00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:16,383
- Ah!
- Jump!
323
00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:18,628
- Ah, up, up, down, down!
324
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,905
- [screams]
- Forget what I said.
325
00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:23,816
Just do whatever that is.
326
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,244
- OK.
- [grunts]
327
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,496
Ow!
328
00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:31,565
[crowd gasps]
329
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,085
- No one's ever
done that before.
330
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,647
It is as the prophecy foretold.
331
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,665
He even wears the cape.
332
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:41,985
all: All hail the Kool King.
333
00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:43,762
- Super great.
334
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,765
Nothing bad
ever happens to kings.
335
00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:48,749
[eerie music]
336
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:53,346
- Oh look, a numeric code
just waiting to be cracked.
337
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,832
But to do so,
you must be willing
338
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:58,592
to slip through the cracks
of your own fragile psyche
339
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,655
and confront the darkness
that hides within.
340
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,859
Or it might just correspond
to this organ.
341
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,435
- Well, last night my organ--
342
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:12,624
- Oh wait, there is a riddle
written on the other side.
343
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,609
And it seems perfectly suited
for your current
344
00:13:15,703 --> 00:13:17,703
sensual state of mind.
345
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,040
Uh, what two notes
would a man play
346
00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:25,953
to signal he is willing
to go there with his partner?
347
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:28,289
- When I was single,
I was always D to F.
348
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,884
Down to French.
- Oh, how clever.
349
00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:35,204
Play a D and then an F.
- [plays organ]
350
00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:37,298
OK, it's working.
Read the next one.
351
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,800
- What's the most desirable
cup size?
352
00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:42,821
- Obviously one C and one A.
Symmetry is overrated.
353
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,882
- Wow, this kidnapper
knows you well.
354
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,050
[chuckles]
Try that.
355
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:50,495
- [plays organ]
- Almost there.
356
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,406
What spot do women
always say men can't find?
357
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,891
- No idea
what you're talking about.
358
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,317
I mean,
I've heard women complain
359
00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:57,894
if you have ED,
and they hate it
360
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,337
if you don't wear a C
because she might
361
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:00,988
get knocked up, and then
you've got to spend a G
362
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:01,989
to get an A.
363
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,508
Of course, it is her B, her C,
364
00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:04,917
at least it used to be.
365
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:06,177
RIP RBG.
366
00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:08,179
- Ugh, it was
a long way to get there,
367
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:11,832
but you landed on G,
so let's try that.
368
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,744
- [plays organ]
369
00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:16,412
- Look at us, huh?
370
00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:18,690
Solving a mystery
just like old times.
371
00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:22,009
Doesn't it feel great
to come together like this?
372
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,195
- Speaking of come together,
373
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,013
did you see
that Beatles documentary?
374
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,365
It's so good.
375
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:30,109
[triumphant music]
376
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,369
♪
377
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:34,263
- All right, what fun stuff
are we going to do now?
378
00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:36,190
- Um, where do babies
come from?
379
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:38,209
- Hold my feet
while I do situps.
380
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:39,544
- It kind of seems like
you guys are treating me
381
00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:43,773
more like a dad than a king.
- That's crazy.
382
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,383
We hate parents.
383
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,277
- Hey, I'm gonna
run out to the store.
384
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:50,630
- You can't leave.
Nobody leaves.
385
00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:54,800
- But I'm the king.
- I said you can't leave!
386
00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:56,619
Oh, let's put on a play.
387
00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:58,730
all: Yeah!
- [sighs]
388
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,064
[upbeat music]
389
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,733
- This place is nice.
390
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,235
You can't even tell
it used to be a jail for kids.
391
00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:08,222
♪ ♪
392
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,482
- All right, it's happening.
393
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,801
Tonight, I'm gonna sleep
with one of these guys.
394
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,152
And it's great
how they all seem
395
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,896
really casual and cool.
396
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,325
♪ ♪
397
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:22,145
- Which was crazy because
he wasn't even wearing socks.
398
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,146
[laughs]
- Right?
399
00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:24,497
It's like, hello?
400
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:28,593
I guess the Sock-Wearing Killer
was a bit of a misnomer.
401
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,002
[laughter]
402
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,321
- Oh, you know, this has been
a fun little escapade.
403
00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,006
Anyway, there's the cabin.
404
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,324
I hope my son isn't dead.
405
00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:37,251
Stan?
He's not here.
406
00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,753
Oh, look,
a three-ring binder of clues.
407
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:42,515
This is just an annoyingly
long list of Airbnb rules.
408
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:44,500
No shoes in the shower?
409
00:15:44,502 --> 00:15:48,020
- No spoons in the dishwasher?
Weird.
410
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:51,340
But hey,
maybe we check in here.
411
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:53,025
What?
He's not here.
412
00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,953
But he had a map.
413
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,121
I mean, I assume.
414
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,457
- Why would you assume
he had a map?
415
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,018
- Oh, you know
children love maps,
416
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:05,705
ever since
that Dora who explore-as.
417
00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:09,950
Fine, Stan and I planned
a whole fake kidnapping
418
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,711
so you'd pay attention to us.
419
00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:15,122
But now he's really missing,
and it's your fault
420
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,125
because you didn't value
our relationship.
421
00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:19,552
- What relationship?
- Oh, come on.
422
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:22,129
Don't pretend
you didn't feel it today.
423
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,539
- Wow. you're getting
more clingy
424
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,725
than Harmony will be
after last night.
425
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,377
- Oh, yes,
how many times has Harmony
426
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,062
tried to call you today?
Hm?
427
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:32,490
If you think you're getting
back together with her,
428
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:35,885
maybe you're the one
who is criminally insane.
429
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:36,977
- You take that back.
430
00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:39,539
WebMD says
I'm just clinically insane.
431
00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:43,576
Stan, where are you?
432
00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:45,152
Pentos told me everything.
433
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,987
He said
you wanted my attention.
434
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,247
Well, now you've got my--
435
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:49,899
huh, what a weird leaf.
436
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,158
Cool branch, though.
437
00:16:51,252 --> 00:16:53,069
Can you buy a tree?
438
00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,828
Who would you make
the check out to?
439
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,514
Wait, what was I doing?
440
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,424
Oh, well, I guess
I'll just go home
441
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,001
since I've got zero obligations
and there's absolutely
442
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,022
nowhere else I need to be!
443
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:05,248
Even though this net
has literally
444
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,341
turned my frown
upside-down,
445
00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,027
I'm still very unhappy
about this.
446
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,032
- And then the astronaut
killed the guy
447
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,259
with the laser,
and my cat ate a donut
448
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:19,428
and then my whole class
got ice cream,
449
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,539
and my cat liked the donut.
The end.
450
00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:24,100
[cheers and applause]
451
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,627
- King Stan,
we come bearing gifts.
452
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,940
[dramatic music]
453
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:31,865
- Ask him if he's a parent.
454
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,217
Seems like he might be
455
00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:36,703
judging by his diminished looks
and tired demeanor.
456
00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:38,372
- Try looking in a mirror, pal.
457
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:40,966
- We destroyed
the mirrors a long time ago
458
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:44,303
once they started lying to us.
459
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:46,547
- Halt.
460
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:48,291
If he is indeed a parent,
461
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:49,642
then let's leave him
where he is
462
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:52,478
and forget about him
just like parents do to us.
463
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:55,464
If I see one of you
even look at him,
464
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:57,967
you'll spend the week
in the Funitentiary.
465
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,726
Funderstood?
466
00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:02,729
- But what if they see you?
467
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,823
- They won't.
468
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,658
[suspenseful music]
469
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,919
Now let's go.
470
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:12,998
♪
471
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,093
- Hey.
- [gasps]
472
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,428
- He's funning away!
Get him!
473
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:21,415
- Maybe not every word
needs to be changed to fun.
474
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:24,844
[upbeat music]
475
00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,846
- The female
scans the watering hole
476
00:18:26,922 --> 00:18:31,183
for a suitable mate until
a new suitor reveals himself.
477
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,260
[laughs]
I'm Garren.
478
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,521
Can I let you buy me a drink?
479
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,432
- You said the first guy
who approached you.
480
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:41,193
- So you like
nature documentaries?
481
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,270
- No, I hate nature.
I'm a voice guy.
482
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:44,438
- Oh, a voice actor?
483
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,457
- No,
just a guy who does voices.
484
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:49,460
I do Borat,
Austin Powers, The Rock.
485
00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:51,796
- You don't do those in bed,
though, do you?
486
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,023
- Yes, baby.
487
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,524
- [chuckles]
Fun.
488
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:56,525
You know what?
489
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:57,802
I just heard
that woman over there
490
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,212
say she's dying to hear
a good Christopher Walken.
491
00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:01,639
- [as Christopher Walken]
Then she
492
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,351
is about to die.
493
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,961
- Ugh, fine, you were right.
494
00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:09,538
I can't just sleep with anyone.
495
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,724
I guess I just wanted
to sleep with Marvin?
496
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,301
Does this mean I want
to get back together with him?
497
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:15,319
- Calm down.
498
00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:16,712
So you went
for some low hanging Flute.
499
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:17,880
It happens.
500
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,473
Just talk to him
and lay down some ground rules.
501
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,749
- Right.
Totally.
502
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:22,309
We're going to lay it down.
503
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,886
On the ground.
504
00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:25,979
No, no, in chairs,
just talking,
505
00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:28,982
lots of clothes on.
Thanks, Wynona.
506
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:31,076
- From the gentleman
in the hat.
507
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,896
Uh, not that one.
508
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:37,175
♪ ♪
509
00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:40,403
[suspenseful music]
510
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:41,846
♪ ♪
511
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:42,996
- Need a ride?
512
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:48,001
♪ ♪
513
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:51,004
Now this is an escapade!
514
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:56,843
♪ ♪
515
00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:58,863
I'm sorry I bungled this up.
516
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,847
I should not have tried
to force things
517
00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,683
to be the way they used to be.
518
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,536
- Hey, maybe we'll never be
passionate arch enemies again,
519
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,614
but that doesn't mean we can't
settle into some sort of new...
520
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:11,542
- Relationship?
- Dynamic.
521
00:20:11,769 --> 00:20:14,770
And Stan, I'm sorry I missed
your hobby horse tournament.
522
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:15,938
- That's OK.
523
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,532
I was mad at first,
but I had no idea how many
524
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:21,052
dumb things kids want you to do
when you're a dad.
525
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:22,461
- Pfft, you have no idea.
526
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,613
I wish you could have seen
yourself at five.
527
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,949
See yourself.
That's it.
528
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,709
They haven't looked
in a mirror in decades.
529
00:20:28,786 --> 00:20:30,144
Quick, turn off the lights.
530
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,848
- Wow, we're old.
531
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,125
- I need to start an IRA.
532
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,402
- I need to eat something
other than candy.
533
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,904
- Here you go.
534
00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:42,631
- Hey, this crouton looks
like Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
535
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,817
- Yes, yes,
that's who I was thinking of.
536
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,227
Well, good luck
re-acclimating to society.
537
00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:49,822
Nothing is at all
like you remember it,
538
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,416
so...bye.
539
00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:02,409
- So about last night--
- No, no, no. No need.
540
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:03,836
I'm not going to assume
things are gonna
541
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:05,245
go back to the way
things used to be
542
00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:06,672
just because we had
mind blowing,
543
00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:09,492
groin scorching, mega sex
like we used to have.
544
00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:12,252
- Oh, so you're saying
we just kind of
545
00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:14,663
chew each other's heads
and then go back
546
00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,165
to our respective caves?
547
00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:17,182
- You took the words
right out
548
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:18,925
of my salmon-eating maw.
549
00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,261
- The male smiles
at the female,
550
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:23,597
an acceptance
that this relationship
551
00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:27,535
is where it is right now,
and that's OK.
552
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,289
My wife!
553
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,627
- Bento.