1 00:00:02,061 --> 00:00:03,393 [tense music] 2 00:00:03,487 --> 00:00:04,486 - This is it. 3 00:00:04,488 --> 00:00:06,821 We're about to solve the case of... 4 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:08,565 the Jenga Killer. 5 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:10,584 One of these bodies holds the clue to finding the killer. 6 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:14,513 The key to this game is a gentle touch. 7 00:00:17,459 --> 00:00:18,742 ♪ 8 00:00:18,911 --> 00:00:20,001 - Jenga! 9 00:00:20,003 --> 00:00:21,353 - No, Summers, 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,096 you only shout Jenga when the stack topples, 11 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:24,765 or during sex. 12 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:26,692 [pile creaking] 13 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,027 [crashing] 14 00:00:30,013 --> 00:00:31,605 - Now? - [sighs] 15 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,849 Yes. - Jenga! Ew. 16 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,928 [dramatic music] 17 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:44,668 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,722 - From now on, the only stacking 19 00:00:56,799 --> 00:01:00,059 you're gonna be doing is, well, I guess maybe regular Jenga 20 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,510 if they let you play that in prison. 21 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:04,471 - Looks like you beat him at his own game. 22 00:01:04,473 --> 00:01:07,124 And now that I'm done with my pithy summation, drinks? 23 00:01:07,217 --> 00:01:09,551 - Sure, let's go drink because I've got zero obligations, 24 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:11,904 and there's absolutely nowhere else I need to be. 25 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,463 [trumpet blaring] 26 00:01:13,465 --> 00:01:14,722 - Good morning, parents and welcome 27 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:17,859 to the Grimsburg Elementary Hobby Horse... 28 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:20,579 race, show, tournament? Whatever it is. 29 00:01:20,806 --> 00:01:22,489 They're your kids, and you've got to be here 30 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:25,417 to watch them run around on fake stick horses. 31 00:01:25,644 --> 00:01:29,421 - You're the best horse ever, Cinnamon Rainbow Starship. 32 00:01:29,498 --> 00:01:30,589 [whistle blares] 33 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:31,832 - And they're off. 34 00:01:31,908 --> 00:01:34,284 And they're coming around the thing there. 35 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:35,594 And now they're jumping through tires, 36 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,246 just like real athletes, which they are not. 37 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:40,157 And that knee slide is a point 38 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:42,175 or a point deduction. Who cares? 39 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,161 At least they're getting some exercise, right? 40 00:01:44,179 --> 00:01:46,087 [whistle blares] 41 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:47,589 - Third place. 42 00:01:47,757 --> 00:01:50,183 Ah, the majesty of bronze. 43 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,986 Dad, I came in third! 44 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:57,858 Oh, guess he had more important things to do. 45 00:01:57,934 --> 00:02:02,270 - Hey everybody, what celebrity does this crouton look like? 46 00:02:02,348 --> 00:02:04,456 - You're going to make your feet more purple 47 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:06,291 than the ones I saw today in the morgue. 48 00:02:06,368 --> 00:02:09,202 - Oh, sorry. Just a little on edge. 49 00:02:09,279 --> 00:02:10,520 Grow up around bears, 50 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:12,131 you kind of take on their habits. 51 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,616 And have you ever heard the term "in heat"? 52 00:02:14,693 --> 00:02:17,194 - So you're in your horny era. That's fun. 53 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:18,804 - Tell that to the open cabinet door 54 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,973 I ran into and then kept running into. 55 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,049 - Oh. We should go out. 56 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:26,370 You know, hit up a bar, meet somebody not made of wood. 57 00:02:26,538 --> 00:02:28,388 - I mean, I guess Flute could watch Stan. 58 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,056 That's one good thing about having him back. 59 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,132 In fact, he's actually watching him 60 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:32,818 right now at his hobby horse thing, 61 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,561 unless I'm supposed to be there. 62 00:02:34,638 --> 00:02:36,380 Am I? Nah, nah. 63 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:38,064 I don't know, though. A singles night? 64 00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:40,567 I feel like I don't need it that bad. 65 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,068 [grunting] 66 00:02:42,145 --> 00:02:44,721 Ugh, enjoy your hibernation, bitch. 67 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:47,574 - So I'll pick you up at 7:00? - Yeah, sounds great. 68 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,742 - Chris Evans. 69 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:52,062 - Um, Willem Dafoe? No, Tobey Maguire. 70 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:53,154 - Oh, come on. 71 00:02:53,156 --> 00:02:54,489 Tobey Maguire has a weak chin. 72 00:02:54,566 --> 00:02:56,824 Seabiscuit had a stronger jawline than-- 73 00:02:56,826 --> 00:02:58,402 wait, Seabiscuit? Horse? 74 00:02:58,404 --> 00:03:00,179 I'm supposed to be at Stan's hobby horse thing! 75 00:03:00,297 --> 00:03:02,088 Or no, wait, was Harmony handling that one? 76 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:04,382 Yeah. No. Wait. 77 00:03:04,609 --> 00:03:06,410 Yeah. But I should go home anyway. 78 00:03:06,412 --> 00:03:07,502 - OK, well at least leave-- 79 00:03:07,579 --> 00:03:09,746 - No, the crouton comes with me. 80 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:11,690 [all groan] 81 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,569 - [grunts] 82 00:03:17,013 --> 00:03:19,364 [grunts] 83 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:23,093 - Stan, why are you Roomba-ing down the hallway? 84 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:24,594 - Oh, sorry, Dr. Pentos. 85 00:03:24,596 --> 00:03:27,447 It's just my dad forgot about me again. 86 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,357 But you know him. 87 00:03:29,359 --> 00:03:30,692 - Oh, do I. 88 00:03:30,769 --> 00:03:33,437 For years he came to me for help with his darkest, 89 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:37,624 most unsolvable cases. And help him I would. 90 00:03:38,627 --> 00:03:41,887 I even bought this scrapbook to capture all of our escapades. 91 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:46,299 Ah, the key I helped him find behind a dead man's eye. 92 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:50,395 [sniffs] Still smells like eye. 93 00:03:50,622 --> 00:03:54,215 I assumed this would be filled by now, but alas. 94 00:03:54,293 --> 00:03:56,217 He's been so busy since he returned, 95 00:03:56,295 --> 00:03:58,403 I hardly ever see him. 96 00:03:58,630 --> 00:03:59,721 - Me neither. 97 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,131 I don't think he'd care about me 98 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,467 unless I were on a milk carton. 99 00:04:03,469 --> 00:04:05,135 - That's it. 100 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:07,304 You have unintentionally given me the impetus 101 00:04:07,306 --> 00:04:09,414 for a foolproof plan. 102 00:04:09,491 --> 00:04:13,143 Step one, we pretend you've been kidnapped. 103 00:04:13,145 --> 00:04:16,421 Step two, I plant clues so deviously diabolic 104 00:04:16,498 --> 00:04:19,091 your father will be forced to solicit my help. 105 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:22,094 Step three, he and I will join forces 106 00:04:22,245 --> 00:04:24,930 and rekindle our special brand of adversarial friendship 107 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:28,082 that Hallmark has yet to make a card for. 108 00:04:28,176 --> 00:04:31,103 [giggles] - And what about me? 109 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:33,421 - You? Oh, you're the bait. 110 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:37,425 That's the most important part. 111 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:40,428 [tense music] 112 00:04:40,506 --> 00:04:41,505 ♪ 113 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:42,522 - Hi. 114 00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:44,649 Just getting home from the thing? 115 00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:46,843 - Yep. How was your thing? 116 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:48,194 - Oh, great. 117 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:50,605 Everything I was supposed to do today, I did. 118 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,365 - Me too, and the things I'm pretty certain 119 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,960 I was not supposed to do, I left for you to do. 120 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,110 - Me too. 121 00:04:56,204 --> 00:04:57,187 Love it when we're on the same page. 122 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,463 - Same paragraph even. 123 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:02,208 I hope you had fun today, Stan. - Love you, Stanny. 124 00:05:02,210 --> 00:05:04,361 He's probably in his room with his headphones on. 125 00:05:04,454 --> 00:05:06,863 And don't worry about that broken cabinet in there. 126 00:05:06,865 --> 00:05:08,715 I'll fix that later. 127 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,867 Fix it real good. 128 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,812 [soft dramatic music] 129 00:05:13,889 --> 00:05:19,543 ♪ ♪ 130 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:23,229 - Follow this map to the cabin in Missing Children Forest. 131 00:05:23,231 --> 00:05:25,231 And don't worry, it's only called that 132 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,233 to keep kids from going in there. 133 00:05:27,235 --> 00:05:29,143 But since kids hate being told what to do, 134 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:31,388 tons have gone in and now they're missing. 135 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:34,074 So the name is pretty literal now. 136 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,625 Have fun. 137 00:05:38,897 --> 00:05:40,730 - Well, either your dad finds us alive 138 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:42,399 or they start a scholarship in your name 139 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,343 at school, and everyone pretends that they liked you. 140 00:05:44,419 --> 00:05:46,736 I'd say that's a win-win. - Come on. 141 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:49,681 And make sure we leave prints so my dad could track us. 142 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:51,424 - Did you track mud in the house? 143 00:05:51,593 --> 00:05:52,742 [tense music] 144 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:53,910 - Oh, my God. 145 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:55,929 We've got to find our... 146 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,931 Wine opener. 147 00:05:58,007 --> 00:06:00,842 - These woods are creepy. 148 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,103 If I had skin, it would be crawling. 149 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,421 - Don't worry. 150 00:06:04,514 --> 00:06:07,257 My dad is probably already hot on our heels. 151 00:06:07,259 --> 00:06:08,775 - You look hot in those heels. 152 00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:09,759 - Well, get a good look, 153 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,019 because they won't be on for much longer. 154 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:14,522 - Hubba, hubba. 155 00:06:14,616 --> 00:06:16,691 - Shouldn't we be at the cabin by now? 156 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:19,211 - Whoa! 157 00:06:19,438 --> 00:06:20,453 Don't worry. 158 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:22,455 My dad will find us before you can say 159 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:25,217 Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious. 160 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,534 - Ugh, I don't even care 161 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:28,278 that you're my super calloused fragile ego ex 162 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,204 with halitosis. Come here. 163 00:06:30,282 --> 00:06:34,893 [grunting] - [chuckles] 164 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,302 - [growls] 165 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,287 [chuckles] 166 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:38,897 - [laughs] Oh. 167 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,898 - Oh. 168 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:42,984 - Jenga! 169 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,463 ♪ Flute and Harmony sitting in a tree ♪ 170 00:06:46,465 --> 00:06:47,722 ♪ P-O-R-K-I-- 171 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:51,225 - Hey, I just want to say I really owe you one. 172 00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:52,577 - Another one? 173 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,487 Well, I'm not sure I could rebound that quickly, 174 00:06:54,489 --> 00:06:55,488 but I did pick up some gas station pills 175 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:56,973 the other day. 176 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,659 It had a rhino on the package, and its horn was a volcano. 177 00:06:59,828 --> 00:07:01,903 - No, I owe you for picking up Stan 178 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,331 from his hobby horse race, show, tournament? 179 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:08,242 - Yes, I very much enjoyed the activity itself 180 00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:10,837 as well as bringing our son home from it, 181 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,505 which I also very much did. 182 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:13,932 - I'll go see if he wants breakfast. 183 00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:16,176 - No. What is this, 1950? 184 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:17,436 The mom has to do everything? 185 00:07:17,512 --> 00:07:19,663 Let that sexist kid get it himself. 186 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:20,664 You should enjoy your day. 187 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,999 - I was going to hang out with Wynona. 188 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:24,091 - OK, bye. 189 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,428 [dramatic music] 190 00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:31,283 ♪ 191 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:33,493 Oh, crap. 192 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:39,291 - Maybe my parents are right to ignore me. 193 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,293 I can't even get fake kidnapped right. 194 00:07:41,369 --> 00:07:43,536 My dad will never find me now. 195 00:07:43,538 --> 00:07:45,371 - You don't need a dad to find you. 196 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:46,856 We found you. 197 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:48,449 We're the Funaways. 198 00:07:48,543 --> 00:07:50,210 - The Funaways? 199 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,029 - Like runaways but funner. 200 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:54,306 - [screams] 201 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:55,715 [grunts] 202 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,868 - We're kids who ran away from home just like you, 203 00:07:58,962 --> 00:08:00,720 same age peer. 204 00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:03,631 - If these guys are kids, I'm a real person 205 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:04,799 with working organs. 206 00:08:04,876 --> 00:08:06,559 [tires screech] - [panting] 207 00:08:06,636 --> 00:08:09,637 - OMG, he's here. How should I greet him? 208 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,215 Backlit by the window? No. 209 00:08:12,308 --> 00:08:14,050 What about emerging from the shadows? 210 00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:15,142 No. 211 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,053 The overhead projector. 212 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:18,813 Well, well, well. 213 00:08:18,815 --> 00:08:24,127 If it is not he whom I consider to be my arch ene-- 214 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:28,081 Hey. - I need your help. 215 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,749 Stan's been kidnapped, and the kidnapper 216 00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:31,676 left behind a series of clues that point to him 217 00:08:31,753 --> 00:08:33,178 being a sick, twisted genius. 218 00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:36,923 - Maybe even a super genius? 219 00:08:36,925 --> 00:08:37,999 - I wouldn't go that far. 220 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,500 - Yeah, we'll stick with genius. 221 00:08:39,578 --> 00:08:41,002 - I'd normally be able to solve them, 222 00:08:41,079 --> 00:08:42,095 but I'm having trouble. 223 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:44,356 - Because they were left by a genius. 224 00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,416 - No, no, because my mind is elsewhere. 225 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:49,677 You see, last night, I had sex with Harm. 226 00:08:49,771 --> 00:08:52,105 - Oh, well, that is none of my business. 227 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,199 - Oh, it was good. I mean, real good. 228 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,017 If the sex we had were a brand of snack cracker, 229 00:08:56,111 --> 00:08:57,443 it would be Wheat Thins. 230 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,353 We had the Wheat Thins of sex. 231 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:01,706 - Mm, I don't eat crackers. 232 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:03,449 - It was like she was the "Wheel of Fortune," 233 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:07,787 and I was buying a vowel, and that vowel was O. Get it? 234 00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:11,941 - I'll take game show double entendres for 800, Alex. 235 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,126 - I don't get it. 236 00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:14,627 But you know who did get it last night? 237 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:17,781 - Anyway, if you need my help, I could probably 238 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:21,284 squeeze in a little escapade. 239 00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:23,119 - Good, let's go. 240 00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:25,471 - Flute and Pentos sitting in a tree. 241 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:26,547 S-O-L-V-I-N-- 242 00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:28,400 - Are you coming? - Yes, I am. 243 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:29,626 Right. Yes. 244 00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:31,069 - What is this place? 245 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:34,055 - Funville, where the only rule 246 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,815 is to have fun! 247 00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:37,133 - We always have fun 248 00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:39,819 'cause there's no parents watching over us. 249 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,913 It's just the silly kids. 250 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,415 - And the frozen skeletons. 251 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:46,233 - But I ran away because I wanted more attention 252 00:09:46,235 --> 00:09:49,145 from my parents, not less. - Why? 253 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:50,738 - I want my dad's attention 254 00:09:50,816 --> 00:09:53,407 because he always gets busy at work and forgets about me. 255 00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:56,486 - He ignores you. Why care about him? 256 00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:58,154 - You're right. 257 00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:00,340 I'm not pretend getting kidnapped anymore. 258 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:03,417 I'm for real running away. Thanks. 259 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,586 What's your name? - Timmy Tommy. 260 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,997 - What a great child's name 261 00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:10,692 for someone who thinks that's what they are. 262 00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:14,170 - Hi, can I get a half caf americano 263 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:16,005 and identify my father's remains? 264 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,507 Oh, and a splash of oat milk. 265 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,677 - You had ex sex with Marvin? Tell me everything. 266 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,845 Well, not everything. 267 00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:23,604 I still have to catalog severed feet with him, 268 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,290 and I don't want it to be weird. 269 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,458 - It was chill. 270 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,460 I know humans like to overthink sex, 271 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,353 but for me it's simple. 272 00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:33,022 When a mama bear is in heat, the male sniffs her urine, 273 00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,040 they chew each other's heads, 274 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,541 and then violently copulate 275 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:37,527 before going their separate ways. 276 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,545 Super chill. - To you. 277 00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,698 What about to him? - Oh, he's fine. 278 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,217 Marvin was literally pushing me out the door this morning. 279 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:46,127 - I don't know. You had sex. 280 00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:47,537 There have to be feelings involved. 281 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:49,389 - No, there aren't, and I'll prove it 282 00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,316 by going grizzly style at the bar tonight. 283 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,527 I'll sleep with the first guy who comes up to me. 284 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,323 At the bar tonight alive. 285 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,474 - Remember the last time we were here? 286 00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:02,143 We dug up all those corpses 287 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,386 looking for a wrist bone 288 00:11:03,479 --> 00:11:05,664 that matched the killer's watchband size. 289 00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:07,223 How fun was that? 290 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:08,892 - Do you think we'll get back together? 291 00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,168 - Let's stay focused on that. 292 00:11:10,395 --> 00:11:11,744 - If we did, I could move back into the bedroom 293 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,913 and we could play battle farts in the middle of the night 294 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,006 like the good old days. 295 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,400 - Oh, look, a church. Let's go. 296 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,568 - Battle farts. 297 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:20,086 That sounds like a great idea for a game show 298 00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,829 where you lip sync with your farts. 299 00:11:21,923 --> 00:11:23,406 I smell a hit. 300 00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:25,499 Ooh, I Smell A Hit would be a great name too. 301 00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:29,354 Wait, Smelt It, Belt It. - Dear God. 302 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,765 - Phew, I think I had too much candy for funch. 303 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:35,101 - Hey, do you like "Mortal Kombat"? 304 00:11:35,178 --> 00:11:36,102 - I love Mortal-- - Cool. 305 00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:37,420 Here's your knife. 306 00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:39,272 Whoever bleeds the least wins. 307 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,924 Have fun. 308 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,759 - Who would have thought taking candy 309 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:44,185 from men dressed as children 310 00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:48,022 would have taken such a weird turn? Hm. 311 00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,949 [tense music] 312 00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:52,268 - Round one. Fight. 313 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,454 - Oh, OK. OK, guess I lost. 314 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,881 - It's not over till someone's bleeding. 315 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,775 - Ah! 316 00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,219 I'm sorry. - [screams] 317 00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,387 ♪ ♪ 318 00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:05,949 - Ah! [screams] 319 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,467 - Jean Claude Van Stan, 320 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,803 that stick looks like Cinnamon Rainbow Starship. 321 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:14,807 ♪ ♪ 322 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:16,383 - Ah! - Jump! 323 00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:18,628 - Ah, up, up, down, down! 324 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,905 - [screams] - Forget what I said. 325 00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:23,816 Just do whatever that is. 326 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,244 - OK. - [grunts] 327 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,496 Ow! 328 00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:31,565 [crowd gasps] 329 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,085 - No one's ever done that before. 330 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,647 It is as the prophecy foretold. 331 00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,665 He even wears the cape. 332 00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:41,985 all: All hail the Kool King. 333 00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:43,762 - Super great. 334 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,765 Nothing bad ever happens to kings. 335 00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:48,749 [eerie music] 336 00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:53,346 - Oh look, a numeric code just waiting to be cracked. 337 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,832 But to do so, you must be willing 338 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:58,592 to slip through the cracks of your own fragile psyche 339 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,655 and confront the darkness that hides within. 340 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,859 Or it might just correspond to this organ. 341 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,435 - Well, last night my organ-- 342 00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:12,624 - Oh wait, there is a riddle written on the other side. 343 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,609 And it seems perfectly suited for your current 344 00:13:15,703 --> 00:13:17,703 sensual state of mind. 345 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,040 Uh, what two notes would a man play 346 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:25,953 to signal he is willing to go there with his partner? 347 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:28,289 - When I was single, I was always D to F. 348 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,884 Down to French. - Oh, how clever. 349 00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:35,204 Play a D and then an F. - [plays organ] 350 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:37,298 OK, it's working. Read the next one. 351 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,800 - What's the most desirable cup size? 352 00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:42,821 - Obviously one C and one A. Symmetry is overrated. 353 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,882 - Wow, this kidnapper knows you well. 354 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,050 [chuckles] Try that. 355 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:50,495 - [plays organ] - Almost there. 356 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,406 What spot do women always say men can't find? 357 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,891 - No idea what you're talking about. 358 00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,317 I mean, I've heard women complain 359 00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:57,894 if you have ED, and they hate it 360 00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,337 if you don't wear a C because she might 361 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:00,988 get knocked up, and then you've got to spend a G 362 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:01,989 to get an A. 363 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,508 Of course, it is her B, her C, 364 00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:04,917 at least it used to be. 365 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:06,177 RIP RBG. 366 00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:08,179 - Ugh, it was a long way to get there, 367 00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:11,832 but you landed on G, so let's try that. 368 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,744 - [plays organ] 369 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:16,412 - Look at us, huh? 370 00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:18,690 Solving a mystery just like old times. 371 00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:22,009 Doesn't it feel great to come together like this? 372 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,195 - Speaking of come together, 373 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,013 did you see that Beatles documentary? 374 00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,365 It's so good. 375 00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:30,109 [triumphant music] 376 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,369 ♪ 377 00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:34,263 - All right, what fun stuff are we going to do now? 378 00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:36,190 - Um, where do babies come from? 379 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:38,209 - Hold my feet while I do situps. 380 00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:39,544 - It kind of seems like you guys are treating me 381 00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:43,773 more like a dad than a king. - That's crazy. 382 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,383 We hate parents. 383 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,277 - Hey, I'm gonna run out to the store. 384 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:50,630 - You can't leave. Nobody leaves. 385 00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:54,800 - But I'm the king. - I said you can't leave! 386 00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:56,619 Oh, let's put on a play. 387 00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:58,730 all: Yeah! - [sighs] 388 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,064 [upbeat music] 389 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,733 - This place is nice. 390 00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,235 You can't even tell it used to be a jail for kids. 391 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:08,222 ♪ ♪ 392 00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,482 - All right, it's happening. 393 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,801 Tonight, I'm gonna sleep with one of these guys. 394 00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,152 And it's great how they all seem 395 00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,896 really casual and cool. 396 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,325 ♪ ♪ 397 00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:22,145 - Which was crazy because he wasn't even wearing socks. 398 00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,146 [laughs] - Right? 399 00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:24,497 It's like, hello? 400 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:28,593 I guess the Sock-Wearing Killer was a bit of a misnomer. 401 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,002 [laughter] 402 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,321 - Oh, you know, this has been a fun little escapade. 403 00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,006 Anyway, there's the cabin. 404 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,324 I hope my son isn't dead. 405 00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:37,251 Stan? He's not here. 406 00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,753 Oh, look, a three-ring binder of clues. 407 00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:42,515 This is just an annoyingly long list of Airbnb rules. 408 00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:44,500 No shoes in the shower? 409 00:15:44,502 --> 00:15:48,020 - No spoons in the dishwasher? Weird. 410 00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:51,340 But hey, maybe we check in here. 411 00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:53,025 What? He's not here. 412 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,953 But he had a map. 413 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,121 I mean, I assume. 414 00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,457 - Why would you assume he had a map? 415 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,018 - Oh, you know children love maps, 416 00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:05,705 ever since that Dora who explore-as. 417 00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:09,950 Fine, Stan and I planned a whole fake kidnapping 418 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,711 so you'd pay attention to us. 419 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:15,122 But now he's really missing, and it's your fault 420 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,125 because you didn't value our relationship. 421 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:19,552 - What relationship? - Oh, come on. 422 00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:22,129 Don't pretend you didn't feel it today. 423 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,539 - Wow. you're getting more clingy 424 00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,725 than Harmony will be after last night. 425 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,377 - Oh, yes, how many times has Harmony 426 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,062 tried to call you today? Hm? 427 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:32,490 If you think you're getting back together with her, 428 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:35,885 maybe you're the one who is criminally insane. 429 00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:36,977 - You take that back. 430 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:39,539 WebMD says I'm just clinically insane. 431 00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:43,576 Stan, where are you? 432 00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:45,152 Pentos told me everything. 433 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,987 He said you wanted my attention. 434 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,247 Well, now you've got my-- 435 00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:49,899 huh, what a weird leaf. 436 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,158 Cool branch, though. 437 00:16:51,252 --> 00:16:53,069 Can you buy a tree? 438 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,828 Who would you make the check out to? 439 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,514 Wait, what was I doing? 440 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,424 Oh, well, I guess I'll just go home 441 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,001 since I've got zero obligations and there's absolutely 442 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,022 nowhere else I need to be! 443 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:05,248 Even though this net has literally 444 00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,341 turned my frown upside-down, 445 00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,027 I'm still very unhappy about this. 446 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,032 - And then the astronaut killed the guy 447 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,259 with the laser, and my cat ate a donut 448 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:19,428 and then my whole class got ice cream, 449 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,539 and my cat liked the donut. The end. 450 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:24,100 [cheers and applause] 451 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,627 - King Stan, we come bearing gifts. 452 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,940 [dramatic music] 453 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:31,865 - Ask him if he's a parent. 454 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,217 Seems like he might be 455 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:36,703 judging by his diminished looks and tired demeanor. 456 00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:38,372 - Try looking in a mirror, pal. 457 00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:40,966 - We destroyed the mirrors a long time ago 458 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:44,303 once they started lying to us. 459 00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:46,547 - Halt. 460 00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:48,291 If he is indeed a parent, 461 00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:49,642 then let's leave him where he is 462 00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:52,478 and forget about him just like parents do to us. 463 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:55,464 If I see one of you even look at him, 464 00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:57,967 you'll spend the week in the Funitentiary. 465 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,726 Funderstood? 466 00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:02,729 - But what if they see you? 467 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,823 - They won't. 468 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,658 [suspenseful music] 469 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,919 Now let's go. 470 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:12,998 ♪ 471 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,093 - Hey. - [gasps] 472 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,428 - He's funning away! Get him! 473 00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:21,415 - Maybe not every word needs to be changed to fun. 474 00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:24,844 [upbeat music] 475 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,846 - The female scans the watering hole 476 00:18:26,922 --> 00:18:31,183 for a suitable mate until a new suitor reveals himself. 477 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,260 [laughs] I'm Garren. 478 00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,521 Can I let you buy me a drink? 479 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,432 - You said the first guy who approached you. 480 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:41,193 - So you like nature documentaries? 481 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,270 - No, I hate nature. I'm a voice guy. 482 00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:44,438 - Oh, a voice actor? 483 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,457 - No, just a guy who does voices. 484 00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:49,460 I do Borat, Austin Powers, The Rock. 485 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:51,796 - You don't do those in bed, though, do you? 486 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,023 - Yes, baby. 487 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,524 - [chuckles] Fun. 488 00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:56,525 You know what? 489 00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:57,802 I just heard that woman over there 490 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,212 say she's dying to hear a good Christopher Walken. 491 00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:01,639 - [as Christopher Walken] Then she 492 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,351 is about to die. 493 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,961 - Ugh, fine, you were right. 494 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:09,538 I can't just sleep with anyone. 495 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,724 I guess I just wanted to sleep with Marvin? 496 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,301 Does this mean I want to get back together with him? 497 00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:15,319 - Calm down. 498 00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:16,712 So you went for some low hanging Flute. 499 00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:17,880 It happens. 500 00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,473 Just talk to him and lay down some ground rules. 501 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,749 - Right. Totally. 502 00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:22,309 We're going to lay it down. 503 00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,886 On the ground. 504 00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:25,979 No, no, in chairs, just talking, 505 00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:28,982 lots of clothes on. Thanks, Wynona. 506 00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:31,076 - From the gentleman in the hat. 507 00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,896 Uh, not that one. 508 00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:37,175 ♪ ♪ 509 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:40,403 [suspenseful music] 510 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:41,846 ♪ ♪ 511 00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:42,996 - Need a ride? 512 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:48,001 ♪ ♪ 513 00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:51,004 Now this is an escapade! 514 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:56,843 ♪ ♪ 515 00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:58,863 I'm sorry I bungled this up. 516 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,847 I should not have tried to force things 517 00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,683 to be the way they used to be. 518 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,536 - Hey, maybe we'll never be passionate arch enemies again, 519 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,614 but that doesn't mean we can't settle into some sort of new... 520 00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:11,542 - Relationship? - Dynamic. 521 00:20:11,769 --> 00:20:14,770 And Stan, I'm sorry I missed your hobby horse tournament. 522 00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:15,938 - That's OK. 523 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,532 I was mad at first, but I had no idea how many 524 00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:21,052 dumb things kids want you to do when you're a dad. 525 00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:22,461 - Pfft, you have no idea. 526 00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,613 I wish you could have seen yourself at five. 527 00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,949 See yourself. That's it. 528 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,709 They haven't looked in a mirror in decades. 529 00:20:28,786 --> 00:20:30,144 Quick, turn off the lights. 530 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,848 - Wow, we're old. 531 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,125 - I need to start an IRA. 532 00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,402 - I need to eat something other than candy. 533 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,904 - Here you go. 534 00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:42,631 - Hey, this crouton looks like Mark-Paul Gosselaar. 535 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,817 - Yes, yes, that's who I was thinking of. 536 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,227 Well, good luck re-acclimating to society. 537 00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:49,822 Nothing is at all like you remember it, 538 00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,416 so...bye. 539 00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:02,409 - So about last night-- - No, no, no. No need. 540 00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:03,836 I'm not going to assume things are gonna 541 00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:05,245 go back to the way things used to be 542 00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:06,672 just because we had mind blowing, 543 00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:09,492 groin scorching, mega sex like we used to have. 544 00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:12,252 - Oh, so you're saying we just kind of 545 00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:14,663 chew each other's heads and then go back 546 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,165 to our respective caves? 547 00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:17,182 - You took the words right out 548 00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:18,925 of my salmon-eating maw. 549 00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,261 - The male smiles at the female, 550 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:23,597 an acceptance that this relationship 551 00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:27,535 is where it is right now, and that's OK. 552 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,289 My wife! 553 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,627 - Bento.