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This is it.
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We're about
to solve the case of...
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the Jenga Killer.
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One of these bodies holds
the clue to finding the killer.
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The key to this game
is a gentle touch.
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Jenga!
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No, Summers,
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you only shout Jenga
when the stack topples,
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or during sex.
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Now?
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Yes.
- Jenga! Ew.
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From now on,
the only stacking
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you're gonna be doing is, well,
I guess maybe regular Jenga
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if they let you play that
in prison.
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Looks like you beat him
at his own game.
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And now that I'm done with
my pithy summation, drinks?
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Sure, let's go drink because
I've got zero obligations,
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and there's absolutely
nowhere else I need to be.
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Good morning, parents
and welcome
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to the Grimsburg Elementary
Hobby Horse...
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race, show, tournament?
Whatever it is.
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They're your kids,
and you've got to be here
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to watch them run around
on fake stick horses.
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You're the best horse ever,
Cinnamon Rainbow Starship.
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And they're off.
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And they're coming around
the thing there.
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And now they're jumping
through tires,
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just like real athletes,
which they are not.
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And that knee slide
is a point
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or a point deduction.
Who cares?
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At least they're getting
some exercise, right?
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Third place.
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Ah, the majesty of bronze.
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Dad, I came in third!
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Oh, guess he had
more important things to do.
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Hey everybody, what celebrity
does this crouton look like?
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You're going to make
your feet more purple
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than the ones I saw today
in the morgue.
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Oh, sorry.
Just a little on edge.
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Grow up around bears,
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you kind of take on
their habits.
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And have you ever heard
the term "in heat"?
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So you're in your horny era.
That's fun.
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Tell that
to the open cabinet door
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I ran into
and then kept running into.
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Oh.
We should go out.
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You know, hit up a bar,
meet somebody not made of wood.
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I mean, I guess Flute
could watch Stan.
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That's one good thing
about having him back.
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In fact,
he's actually watching him
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right now at his
hobby horse thing,
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unless I'm supposed
to be there.
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Am I?
Nah, nah.
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I don't know, though.
A singles night?
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I feel like
I don't need it that bad.
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Ugh, enjoy
your hibernation, bitch.
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- So I'll pick you up at 7:00?
- Yeah, sounds great.
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Chris Evans.
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Um, Willem Dafoe?
No, Tobey Maguire.
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Oh, come on.
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Tobey Maguire has a weak chin.
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Seabiscuit had
a stronger jawline than--
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wait, Seabiscuit? Horse?
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I'm supposed to be at
Stan's hobby horse thing!
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Or no, wait,
was Harmony handling that one?
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Yeah.
No. Wait.
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Yeah.
But I should go home anyway.
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OK, well at least leave--
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No,
the crouton comes with me.
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Stan, why are you Roomba-ing
down the hallway?
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Oh, sorry, Dr. Pentos.
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It's just my dad
forgot about me again.
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But you know him.
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Oh, do I.
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For years he came to me
for help with his darkest,
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most unsolvable cases.
And help him I would.
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I even bought this scrapbook to
capture all of our escapades.
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Ah, the key I helped him find
behind a dead man's eye.
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Still smells like eye.
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I assumed this would be filled
by now, but alas.
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He's been so busy
since he returned,
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I hardly ever see him.
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Me neither.
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I don't think he'd care
about me
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unless I were on a milk carton.
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That's it.
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You have unintentionally
given me the impetus
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for a foolproof plan.
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Step one, we pretend
you've been kidnapped.
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Step two, I plant clues
so deviously diabolic
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your father will be forced
to solicit my help.
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Step three, he and I
will join forces
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and rekindle our special brand
of adversarial friendship
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that Hallmark has yet
to make a card for.
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And what about me?
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You?
Oh, you're the bait.
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That's the most important part.
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Hi.
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Just getting home
from the thing?
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Yep.
How was your thing?
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Oh, great.
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Everything I was supposed
to do today, I did.
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Me too, and the things
I'm pretty certain
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I was not supposed to do,
I left for you to do.
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Me too.
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Love it
when we're on the same page.
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Same paragraph even.
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I hope you had fun today, Stan.
- Love you, Stanny.
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He's probably in his room
with his headphones on.
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And don't worry about that
broken cabinet in there.
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I'll fix that later.
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Fix it real good.
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Follow this map to the cabin
in Missing Children Forest.
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And don't worry,
it's only called that
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to keep kids
from going in there.
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But since kids hate
being told what to do,
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tons have gone in
and now they're missing.
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So the name
is pretty literal now.
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Have fun.
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Well, either
your dad finds us alive
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or they start
a scholarship in your name
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at school, and everyone
pretends that they liked you.
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I'd say that's a win-win.
- Come on.
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And make sure we leave prints
so my dad could track us.
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Did you track mud
in the house?
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Oh, my God.
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We've got to find our...
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Wine opener.
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These woods are creepy.
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If I had skin,
it would be crawling.
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Don't worry.
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My dad is probably
already hot on our heels.
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You look hot in those heels.
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Well, get a good look,
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because they won't be on
for much longer.
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Hubba, hubba.
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Shouldn't we be
at the cabin by now?
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Whoa!
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Don't worry.
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My dad will find us
before you can say
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Supercalifragilistic-
expialidocious.
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Ugh, I don't even care
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that you're my super calloused
fragile ego ex
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with halitosis.
Come here.
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Oh.
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Jenga!
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♪ Flute and Harmony
sitting in a tree ♪
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♪ P-O-R-K-I--
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Hey, I just want
to say I really owe you one.
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Another one?
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Well, I'm not sure I could
rebound that quickly,
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but I did pick up some
gas station pills
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the other day.
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It had a rhino on the package,
and its horn was a volcano.
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No, I owe you
for picking up Stan
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from his hobby horse race,
show, tournament?
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Yes, I very much enjoyed
the activity itself
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as well as bringing
our son home from it,
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which I also very much did.
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I'll go see
if he wants breakfast.
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No.
What is this, 1950?
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The mom has to do everything?
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Let that sexist kid
get it himself.
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You should enjoy your day.
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I was going
to hang out with Wynona.
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OK, bye.
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Oh, crap.
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Maybe my parents
are right to ignore me.
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I can't even get
fake kidnapped right.
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My dad will never find me now.
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You don't need
a dad to find you.
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We found you.
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We're the Funaways.
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The Funaways?
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Like runaways but funner.
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We're kids who ran away
from home just like you,
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same age peer.
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If these guys are kids,
I'm a real person
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with working organs.
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OMG, he's here.
How should I greet him?
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Backlit by the window?
No.
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What about emerging
from the shadows?
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No.
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The overhead projector.
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Well, well, well.
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If it is not he whom I consider
to be my arch ene--
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Hey.
- I need your help.
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Stan's been kidnapped,
and the kidnapper
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left behind a series of clues
that point to him
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being a sick, twisted genius.
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Maybe even a super genius?
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I wouldn't go that far.
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Yeah,
we'll stick with genius.
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I'd normally
be able to solve them,
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but I'm having trouble.
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Because they were left
by a genius.
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No, no,
because my mind is elsewhere.
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You see, last night,
I had sex with Harm.
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Oh, well,
that is none of my business.
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Oh, it was good.
I mean, real good.
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If the sex we had were
a brand of snack cracker,
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it would be Wheat Thins.
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We had the Wheat Thins of sex.
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Mm, I don't eat crackers.
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It was like
she was the "Wheel of Fortune,"
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and I was buying a vowel,
and that vowel was O. Get it?
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I'll take game show
double entendres for 800, Alex.
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I don't get it.
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But you know who did get it
last night?
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Anyway, if you need
my help, I could probably
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squeeze in a little escapade.
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Good, let's go.
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Flute and Pentos
sitting in a tree.
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S-O-L-V-I-N--
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- Are you coming?
- Yes, I am.
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Right. Yes.
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What is this place?
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Funville,
where the only rule
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is to have fun!
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We always have fun
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'cause there's no parents
watching over us.
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It's just the silly kids.
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And the frozen skeletons.
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But I ran away because
I wanted more attention
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from my parents, not less.
- Why?
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I want my dad's attention
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because he always gets busy
at work and forgets about me.
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He ignores you.
Why care about him?
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You're right.
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I'm not pretend
getting kidnapped anymore.
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I'm for real running away.
Thanks.
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What's your name?
- Timmy Tommy.
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What a great child's name
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for someone who thinks
that's what they are.
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Hi, can I get
a half caf americano
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and identify
my father's remains?
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Oh, and a splash of oat milk.
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You had ex sex with Marvin?
Tell me everything.
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Well, not everything.
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I still have to catalog
severed feet with him,
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and I don't want it
to be weird.
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It was chill.
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I know humans
like to overthink sex,
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but for me it's simple.
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When a mama bear is in heat,
the male sniffs her urine,
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they chew each other's heads,
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and then violently copulate
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before going
their separate ways.
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Super chill.
- To you.
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What about to him?
- Oh, he's fine.
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Marvin was literally pushing me
out the door this morning.
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I don't know.
You had sex.
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There have to be
feelings involved.
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No, there aren't,
and I'll prove it
255
00:10:50,032 --> 00:10:52,004
by going grizzly style
at the bar tonight.
256
00:10:52,004 --> 00:10:55,209
I'll sleep with the first guy
who comes up to me.
257
00:10:56,914 --> 00:10:59,017
At the bar tonight alive.
258
00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:01,022
Remember the last time
we were here?
259
00:11:01,022 --> 00:11:02,792
We dug up
all those corpses
260
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,027
looking for a wrist bone
261
00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:06,398
that matched
the killer's watchband size.
262
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,868
How fun was that?
263
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,371
Do you think
we'll get back together?
264
00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:10,875
Let's stay focused on that.
265
00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,444
If we did, I could move
back into the bedroom
266
00:11:12,545 --> 00:11:14,582
and we could play battle farts
in the middle of the night
267
00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:15,751
like the good old days.
268
00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:18,055
Oh, look, a church.
Let's go.
269
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,191
Battle farts.
270
00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,761
That sounds like a great idea
for a game show
271
00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,497
where you lip sync
with your farts.
272
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,034
I smell a hit.
273
00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,171
Ooh, I Smell A Hit
would be a great name too.
274
00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:29,946
Wait, Smelt It, Belt It.
- Dear God.
275
00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:33,485
Phew, I think I had
too much candy for funch.
276
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,824
Hey, do you like
"Mortal Kombat"?
277
00:11:35,824 --> 00:11:36,826
- I love Mortal--
- Cool.
278
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:37,962
Here's your knife.
279
00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:40,033
Whoever bleeds the least wins.
280
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,570
Have fun.
281
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,372
Who would have thought
taking candy
282
00:11:43,372 --> 00:11:44,876
from men
dressed as children
283
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:48,683
would have taken
such a weird turn? Hm.
284
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,926
Round one.
Fight.
285
00:11:52,926 --> 00:11:55,197
Oh, OK.
OK, guess I lost.
286
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,635
It's not over
till someone's bleeding.
287
00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:59,438
Ah!
288
00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:02,010
I'm sorry.
289
00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:06,553
Ah!
290
00:12:06,653 --> 00:12:08,223
Jean Claude Van Stan,
291
00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:11,563
that stick looks like
Cinnamon Rainbow Starship.
292
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:17,074
- Ah!
- Jump!
293
00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:19,211
Ah, up, up, down, down!
294
00:12:19,311 --> 00:12:21,716
Forget what I said.
295
00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:24,589
Just do whatever that is.
296
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:27,027
OK.
297
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:29,264
Ow!
298
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,842
No one's ever
done that before.
299
00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:38,349
It is as the prophecy foretold.
300
00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,453
He even wears the cape.
301
00:12:40,453 --> 00:12:42,725
all: All hail the Kool King.
302
00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,596
Super great.
303
00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:47,601
Nothing bad
ever happens to kings.
304
00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:54,147
Oh look, a numeric code
just waiting to be cracked.
305
00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,284
But to do so,
you must be willing
306
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,357
to slip through the cracks
of your own fragile psyche
307
00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:03,465
and confront the darkness
that hides within.
308
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:07,675
Or it might just correspond
to this organ.
309
00:13:07,775 --> 00:13:09,144
Well, last night my organ--
310
00:13:09,144 --> 00:13:13,452
Oh wait, there is a riddle
written on the other side.
311
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:16,391
And it seems perfectly suited
for your current
312
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,564
sensual state of mind.
313
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,903
Uh, what two notes
would a man play
314
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:26,713
to signal he is willing
to go there with his partner?
315
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:29,050
When I was single,
I was always D to F.
316
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:32,625
Down to French.
- Oh, how clever.
317
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,964
Play a D and then an F.
318
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:38,069
OK, it's working.
Read the next one.
319
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:40,574
What's the most desirable
cup size?
320
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:43,680
Obviously one C and one A.
Symmetry is overrated.
321
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,686
Wow, this kidnapper
knows you well.
322
00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:47,855
Try that.
323
00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:51,362
Almost there.
324
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:54,267
What spot do women
always say men can't find?
325
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,637
No idea
what you're talking about.
326
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,040
I mean,
I've heard women complain
327
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,677
if you have ED,
and they hate it
328
00:13:58,777 --> 00:14:00,213
if you don't wear a C
because she might
329
00:14:00,213 --> 00:14:01,783
get knocked up, and then
you've got to spend a G
330
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:02,819
to get an A.
331
00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:04,421
Of course, it is her B, her C,
332
00:14:04,522 --> 00:14:05,757
at least it used to be.
333
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,093
RIP RBG.
334
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,098
Ugh, it was
a long way to get there,
335
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,705
but you landed on G,
so let's try that.
336
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:17,246
Look at us, huh?
337
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,619
Solving a mystery
just like old times.
338
00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:22,891
Doesn't it feel great
to come together like this?
339
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:25,096
Speaking of come together,
340
00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:26,866
did you see
that Beatles documentary?
341
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,269
It's so good.
342
00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:35,082
All right, what fun stuff
are we going to do now?
343
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,053
Um, where do babies
come from?
344
00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:39,157
Hold my feet
while I do situps.
345
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,493
It kind of seems like
you guys are treating me
346
00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:44,602
more like a dad than a king.
- That's crazy.
347
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,272
We hate parents.
348
00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:49,110
Hey, I'm gonna
run out to the store.
349
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:51,516
You can't leave.
Nobody leaves.
350
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,724
- But I'm the king.
- I said you can't leave!
351
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:57,460
Oh, let's put on a play.
352
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,699
all: Yeah!
353
00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:02,672
This place is nice.
354
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:05,210
You can't even tell
it used to be a jail for kids.
355
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,419
All right, it's happening.
356
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,658
Tonight, I'm gonna sleep
with one of these guys.
357
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,094
And it's great
how they all seem
358
00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:16,800
really casual and cool.
359
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:23,012
Which was crazy because
he wasn't even wearing socks.
360
00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:24,014
Right?
361
00:15:24,014 --> 00:15:25,449
It's like, hello?
362
00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:29,625
I guess the Sock-Wearing Killer
was a bit of a misnomer.
363
00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:33,199
Oh, you know, this has been
a fun little escapade.
364
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,969
Anyway, there's the cabin.
365
00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,171
I hope my son isn't dead.
366
00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:38,175
Stan?
He's not here.
367
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:40,413
Oh, look,
a three-ring binder of clues.
368
00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:43,452
This is just an annoyingly
long list of Airbnb rules.
369
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,389
No shoes in the shower?
370
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:48,997
No spoons in the dishwasher?
Weird.
371
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:52,136
But hey,
maybe we check in here.
372
00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:54,007
What?
He's not here.
373
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,911
But he had a map.
374
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,148
I mean, I assume.
375
00:15:58,148 --> 00:16:00,353
Why would you assume
he had a map?
376
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:02,958
Oh, you know
children love maps,
377
00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:06,699
ever since
that Dora who explore-as.
378
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,908
Fine, Stan and I planned
a whole fake kidnapping
379
00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:12,611
so you'd pay attention to us.
380
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:16,052
But now he's really missing,
and it's your fault
381
00:16:16,052 --> 00:16:19,091
because you didn't value
our relationship.
382
00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:20,493
- What relationship?
- Oh, come on.
383
00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:23,099
Don't pretend
you didn't feel it today.
384
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:24,468
Wow. you're getting
more clingy
385
00:16:24,468 --> 00:16:26,739
than Harmony will be
after last night.
386
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,177
Oh, yes,
how many times has Harmony
387
00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:31,081
tried to call you today?
Hm?
388
00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:33,385
If you think you're getting
back together with her,
389
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:36,826
maybe you're the one
who is criminally insane.
390
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:37,728
You take that back.
391
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:40,600
WebMD says
I'm just clinically insane.
392
00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:44,576
Stan, where are you?
393
00:16:44,576 --> 00:16:46,111
Pentos told me everything.
394
00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:47,949
He said
you wanted my attention.
395
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:49,217
Well, now you've got my--
396
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,854
huh, what a weird leaf.
397
00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,157
Cool branch, though.
398
00:16:52,257 --> 00:16:53,827
Can you buy a tree?
399
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,831
Who would you make
the check out to?
400
00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:57,500
Wait, what was I doing?
401
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,471
Oh, well, I guess
I'll just go home
402
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:02,010
since I've got zero obligations
and there's absolutely
403
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:05,116
nowhere else I need to be!
404
00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,252
Even though this net
has literally
405
00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:08,356
turned my frown
upside-down,
406
00:17:08,356 --> 00:17:10,125
I'm still very unhappy
about this.
407
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,169
And then the astronaut
killed the guy
408
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,240
with the laser,
and my cat ate a donut
409
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:20,413
and then my whole class
got ice cream,
410
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,618
and my cat liked the donut.
The end.
411
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,728
King Stan,
we come bearing gifts.
412
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,172
Ask him if he's a parent.
413
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:34,341
Seems like he might be
414
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:37,748
judging by his diminished looks
and tired demeanor.
415
00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:39,417
Try looking in a mirror, pal.
416
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,056
We destroyed
the mirrors a long time ago
417
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:45,396
once they started lying to us.
418
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,635
Halt.
419
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:49,270
If he is indeed a parent,
420
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,707
then let's leave him
where he is
421
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:53,546
and forget about him
just like parents do to us.
422
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:56,451
If I see one of you
even look at him,
423
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,023
you'll spend the week
in the Funitentiary.
424
00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:00,694
Funderstood?
425
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:03,800
But what if they see you?
426
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,902
They won't.
427
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:09,044
Now let's go.
428
00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:16,224
Hey.
429
00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:18,597
He's funning away!
Get him!
430
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:22,470
Maybe not every word
needs to be changed to fun.
431
00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:27,948
The female
scans the watering hole
432
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:32,290
for a suitable mate until
a new suitor reveals himself.
433
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,327
I'm Garren.
434
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:36,666
Can I let you buy me a drink?
435
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:39,505
You said the first guy
who approached you.
436
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:42,343
So you like
nature documentaries?
437
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,381
No, I hate nature.
I'm a voice guy.
438
00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:45,517
Oh, a voice actor?
439
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,621
No,
just a guy who does voices.
440
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:50,594
I do Borat,
Austin Powers, The Rock.
441
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:52,965
You don't do those in bed,
though, do you?
442
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,136
Yes, baby.
443
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:56,806
Fun.
444
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:57,607
You know what?
445
00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:58,710
I just heard
that woman over there
446
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,348
say she's dying to hear
a good Christopher Walken.
447
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,851
Then she
448
00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:06,525
is about to die.
449
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,097
Ugh, fine, you were right.
450
00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:10,500
I can't just sleep with anyone.
451
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,904
I guess I just wanted
to sleep with Marvin?
452
00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:15,544
Does this mean I want
to get back together with him?
453
00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:16,546
Calm down.
454
00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:17,881
So you went
for some low hanging Flute.
455
00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:18,816
It happens.
456
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,654
Just talk to him
and lay down some ground rules.
457
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:21,856
Right.
Totally.
458
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,492
We're going to lay it down.
459
00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:24,995
On the ground.
460
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,999
No, no, in chairs,
just talking,
461
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,139
lots of clothes on.
Thanks, Wynona.
462
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,243
From the gentleman
in the hat.
463
00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:35,015
Uh, not that one.
464
00:19:43,031 --> 00:19:44,167
Need a ride?
465
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:52,183
Now this is an escapade!
466
00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:00,065
I'm sorry I bungled this up.
467
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,070
I should not have tried
to force things
468
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,740
to be the way they used to be.
469
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:06,779
Hey, maybe we'll never be
passionate arch enemies again,
470
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:09,819
but that doesn't mean we can't
settle into some sort of new...
471
00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,724
- Relationship?
- Dynamic.
472
00:20:12,824 --> 00:20:15,897
And Stan, I'm sorry I missed
your hobby horse tournament.
473
00:20:15,897 --> 00:20:16,832
That's OK.
474
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:19,705
I was mad at first,
but I had no idea how many
475
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:22,343
dumb things kids want you to do
when you're a dad.
476
00:20:22,343 --> 00:20:23,713
Pfft, you have no idea.
477
00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:25,817
I wish you could have seen
yourself at five.
478
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:28,089
See yourself.
That's it.
479
00:20:28,189 --> 00:20:29,925
They haven't looked
in a mirror in decades.
480
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:31,427
Quick, turn off the lights.
481
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,071
Wow, we're old.
482
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:37,307
I need to start an IRA.
483
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,678
I need to eat something
other than candy.
484
00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:40,980
Here you go.
485
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,820
Hey, this crouton looks
like Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
486
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,091
Yes, yes,
that's who I was thinking of.
487
00:20:46,191 --> 00:20:48,462
Well, good luck
re-acclimating to society.
488
00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:51,068
Nothing is at all
like you remember it,
489
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:53,706
so... bye.
490
00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:03,492
- So about last night--
- No, no, no. No need.
491
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,129
I'm not going to assume
things are gonna
492
00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:06,532
go back to the way
things used to be
493
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:07,934
just because we had
mind blowing,
494
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,741
groin scorching, mega sex
like we used to have.
495
00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:13,512
Oh, so you're saying
we just kind of
496
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:15,851
chew each other's heads
and then go back
497
00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:17,386
to our respective caves?
498
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,489
You took the words
right out
499
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,192
of my salmon-eating maw.
500
00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:22,531
The male smiles
at the female,
501
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,869
an acceptance
that this relationship
502
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:28,876
is where it is right now,
and that's OK.
503
00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:32,617
My wife!
504
00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:37,994
Bento.