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- Add milk and...an egg?
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Oh! It's the '90s!
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Why is breakfast still so hard?
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- Why not make breakfast easy
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with Lil' Betsy's
new D-Lite Pies?
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[light music]
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[rock guitar music playing]
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- Fortified like
a Waco compound
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with vitamins and minerals,
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D-Lite Pies
are as quick and easy
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as going through
airport security.
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♪ ♪
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- It wasn't me!
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- And three decades later,
she's not so lil' anymore,
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but she's still...
somehow Lil' Betsy.
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- It wasn't me!
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- [chuckles] There it is.
Do you ever get tired of it?
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- Tired of what? Those pies?
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How could I get tired of 'em
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if I didn't even eat 'em?
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It wasn't me!
- No, I mean this character.
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You've spent your entire career
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pretending you're some
mischievous little moppet
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when you're clearly a woman
who could have a child
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the same age
you're pretending to be.
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Shouldn't you leave that behind
and move on?
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I mean, isn't the world done
with Lil' Betsy?
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[dramatic music]
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No, no, no!
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[groaning]
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- It wasn't m--
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[bright music]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- "Good Mornin' Grimsburg,"
indeed.
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Let's see what the crime mind
has to say about this one.
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- Today on the show,
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the musical stylings
of She Did It.
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- Huh. That was easy.
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Lil' Betsy is gonna do time,
and she ain't going to juvie.
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- No sympathy at all, Flute?
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- No self-respecting adult
should eat a pie.
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I say if you want
to ingest cherry filling,
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you eat it right out
of the can like a man...
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or a zombie apocalypse
survivor.
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- You even have a hot take
on pies.
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- Did you know the greenroom
isn't actually--
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[gasps]
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[retches]
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- You okay, Summers?
- Mm.
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- Because it looked like
you were about to blow e-chunks
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when you saw
that bloody corpse.
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- I'm...
[retches]
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Fine!
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♪ ♪
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- We're going to court!
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Lil' Betsy's lawyer
says she's not guilty.
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The mayor has made it
very clear
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we need to win this
or we're out of a job.
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- Don't worry, Chief.
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We got everything
to convict her right here.
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- This is a celebrity trial.
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- I get that the public
love to support their stars.
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You're looking at a guy
with several paid
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OnlyFans subscriptions.
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But in the eyes of the law,
we're all equal.
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Lil' Betsy killed someone
on live TV and probably Roku.
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The people won't look
past that.
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Trust me.
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[crowd yelling]
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- Lil' Betsy
can't do nothin' bad.
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And if you say she did,
I will dox your grandma.
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- Oh, sure, she has her stans.
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But as someone
who both stans justice
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and just learned
what "stan" means,
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I'm a firm believer
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in our famously impartial
legal system.
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[door clicks shut]
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- Sorry, just coming
from a fan club meeting.
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Doesn't matter for what.
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Loni, do you have
any pretrial motions?
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- Thank you.
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As we all know,
I fell through a temporal rift
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on the escalator
at the Valley View Mall in 1984
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and wound up here.
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It happens.
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But if I were back there now,
I'd do two things:
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one, I'd pop a quaalude
and moonwalk into an arcade,
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and, two, I'd have
my client plead guilty
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because...
[laughs]
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That video is undeniable.
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- See, what did I tell you?
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Seriously, what did I tell you?
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Because I think
I have long COVID.
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- But it's not 1984.
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It's the present day,
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where celebrities
like my client
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are forced to deal with all
sorts of video manipulations--
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photoshop, CGI,
even deepfakes like this video
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I found of Seth Rogen.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- Oh, I don't smoke weed now.
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All I need is Vladimir Putin,
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who is A-okay number one
friend of USA!
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[laughs]
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- After seeing that,
this used to look good to me,
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but now I find it
simply inadmissible.
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[upbeat rock music]
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- I deem
the evidence inadmissible!
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And I deem Lil' Betsy adorable.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Let's not panic.
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We can still win
without that tape.
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We'll just put you on the stand
and get the conviction.
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But you gotta play it
perfectly.
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No more being a loose cannon.
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From now on, your cannon
needs to be tighter
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than Ariana Grande's ponytail.
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Say nothing to the press,
got it?
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Flute?
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- They say justice is blind,
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but I can't say that anymore,
not after today--
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and also because that's
gotta be offensive, right?
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Uh, justice is
visually impaired?
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That seems better.
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But I'm more concerned
with justice's sense of smell
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since they couldn't sniff out
that this is all crap!
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I'm so sick of celebrities
getting special treatment.
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Why do they get
their own rules,
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their own golf tournaments,
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their own editions
of "Big Brother"?
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They're not better than us.
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We all put our pants on
the same way:
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in the dark,
praying they still fit.
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- PiñataMan, stop!
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They're already dead!
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- Stan Drescher,
there you are.
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Turn it to Channel 14
right now.
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- Stabbed by alleged murderer
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and confirmed sweet pea
Lil' Betsy.
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- Why are we watching this?
- Don't ya see?
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If Lil' Betsy goes down,
the D-Lite Pie
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and Petroleum Company
will need a new poster child.
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- You mean me?
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- Why not?
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You got a face.
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- The face of a star?
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- A face.
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Now, we shoot you
an audition tape,
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get the gig,
then before you know it,
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nobody'll even remember
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your "Hamilton"-style rap
about the Battle of Iwo Jima.
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- You're right.
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Sustained eye contact
with my peers, here I come!
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[dramatic music]
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[charger beeping]
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- What happened back
at the crime scene?
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- Oh, that?
[chuckles]
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Yeah, I just had to go to...
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an appointment with my...
lying coach.
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- Come on, Summers,
your lying coach?
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We both know Jerry moved away
to become an astronaut.
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Or so he said.
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Anyway, you sure this
wasn't about the blood?
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- Mm, fine, you got me.
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Ever since I updated my OS,
I can't even look at it.
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I'm a homicide detective.
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I can't be repulsed
by the sight of blood.
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That's like a fedora salesman
being repulsed
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by the sight of douchebags.
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- It's okay.
I can get you over it.
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- You really think
you can help me?
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- Of course. I'm always
mentoring Flute on something.
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Plus, I helped Big Mike
with his vaping.
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I convinced Janice to make
amends with her birth mom.
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I even helped IT Tony
get over his fear of...
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bread.
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- Yep. Now I love bread.
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I really, really love it.
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[speaks gibberish]
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- See?
That'll be you, but with blood.
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- Come on, Chief, there's gotta
be something we can do.
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- Yeah, we can start
looking for new jobs.
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With my height and wingspan,
I could play in the WNBA
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or stock shelves
at a big-box store.
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With the gender pay gap
in sports, maybe both.
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Yes,
Sgt. Youregonnawannaseedis?
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Wait, let me guess:
I'm gonna wanna see dis?
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- With the trial
set to start Monday,
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all anyone can talk about
is Detective Flute,
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whose hot take on celebrity
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has made him a celebrity
in his own right.
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[chuckles]
People are dumb.
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- Uh, don't kill me.
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- Kill you?
I should opposite kill you.
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Birth you?
Point is, they loved it.
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We fight fire with fire.
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If they're gonna put
a celebrity on the stand,
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so will we.
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You ready for your close-up?
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- Well, Chief, I guess you
forgot about the tattoo I got
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just so I could
answer questions like this.
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[bell tolls]
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Oops.
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- All we gotta do is make you
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as famous as Lil' Betsy
and the case is ours.
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- But I'm not used
to all these lights and cameras
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and silicone nipple covers.
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Though it is very cold in here.
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- You'll be fine.
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If you get nervous, just
imagine it's a crime scene.
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[applause]
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[bright music plays]
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- Welcome back.
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Marvin Flute, you're known
for telling it how it is,
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so we wanted to get some more
of your hot takes.
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First up, pineapple on pizza:
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acceptable topping,
or should we be stopping?
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- Pineapple on pizza?
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Um, well, it's--
[sighs]
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- [whispering]
Crime scene.
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[tense music]
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- Detective Flute?
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Detective Flute?
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- Pineapple on pizza is fine.
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You know what sucks?
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People who make a big deal
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about putting
pineapple on pizza.
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I'm sick of those losers
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acting like they're edgy
or interesting.
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Are you really that bothered
by fruit on some za,
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or are you just squawking
your way through life
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until they bury you in a coffin
where the only topping is dirt?
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[cheers and applause]
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- Here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna show you pictures
of other red liquids
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that you don't have
any problem with,
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and then slowly start
mixing in pictures of blood
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until you're desensitized.
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Are you ready?
- Are you sure this'll work?
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- [chuckles]
Trust me.
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I don't just call myself
a mentor
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so I can get the teacher
discount on my cell phone plan.
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- [screams]
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- Wait, what?
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No, Summers,
this one's just ketchup.
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- It's blood! It's blood!
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- No, it's just ketchup.
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- So you're saying
that liquid
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is from tomatoes?
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- Yeah, that's right.
Just tomatoes.
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- It's the blood of tomatoes!
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How many innocent tomatoes
had to die?
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- I thought I was a mentor,
but maybe I'm not.
255
00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:20,392
My whole identity,
256
00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:23,061
my fraudulent
cell phone discount--
257
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,954
it was all a lie.
258
00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:27,791
Goodbye, unlimited data.
259
00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:29,642
- Hurry up.
We don't have much time.
260
00:09:29,811 --> 00:09:33,313
- Exactly, so why are we on
a gondola tour at Mount Taj?
261
00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:35,799
Hey, is it me,
or does "Mount Taj"
262
00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,058
kind of sound like "monta"--
263
00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,468
- Welcome to Mount Taj.
264
00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,470
As we begin our ascent,
on your right,
265
00:09:40,472 --> 00:09:42,822
you'll also see Flute
begin his.
266
00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:44,732
- And here's another thing:
something must be done
267
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:48,569
about people waving goodbye
at the end of Zooms.
268
00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:51,089
You're leaving a meeting,
not setting sail for America.
269
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:53,091
- On your left,
watch our hero
270
00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:55,001
continuing along
the trajectory of his arc
271
00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:56,243
at lightning speed.
272
00:09:56,412 --> 00:09:57,429
- And you know
what else I hate?
273
00:09:57,505 --> 00:09:59,764
Sheets.
They're basically bed lettuce.
274
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,007
Until now.
275
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,508
At the Sheet Shtore,
you can always find
276
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,495
the best in bedding because
we actually give a sheet!
277
00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:07,606
- And on the right,
you'll see a mountain lion
278
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,923
mauling a camper.
279
00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:10,500
- [snarls]
- [screams]
280
00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:12,426
- But if you look
just past that,
281
00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:14,762
you'll find Flute
finally achieving his goal.
282
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:15,855
- I wouldn't eat that,
283
00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:17,841
unless you like snacking
on murder pies.
284
00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,025
- Sorry, Lil' Betsy,
285
00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:21,344
but if that's
what Marvin Flute thinks,
286
00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:23,437
then that's good enough
for me to decide
287
00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:26,124
this is not good enough
for me.
288
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,943
- She did what you said
because you said it.
289
00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:29,961
We did it, Flute.
290
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,131
You are...a celebrity.
291
00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:35,208
- Thank you for visiting
Mount Taj,
292
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,711
for when there's a lot to get
across but not much time.
293
00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:41,197
- I'm ready to resume
your mentorship
294
00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:42,641
on my little fear of...
295
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,200
vein Cholula.
296
00:10:44,202 --> 00:10:46,035
- Great, here's what
you're gonna do:
297
00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:47,387
ask someone else.
298
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,981
- What?
- I've lost my mentor mojo.
299
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,374
- But you're
the greatest mentor
300
00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:53,134
this department has ever had.
301
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,302
I can't stand that
I'm the one who broke you,
302
00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:58,639
which is why I'm gonna help you
become a mentor again.
303
00:10:58,641 --> 00:11:00,474
- You're gonna help me?
304
00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:01,308
- That's right.
305
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:03,144
I'm gonna mentor the mentor
306
00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:04,904
so you can mentor me,
your mentee,
307
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,222
like you're meant to.
308
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:08,224
[giggles]
It's gonna be mental.
309
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,576
- When your Dad ran away
for several years
310
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,913
after a nervous breakdown,
who was there for you?
311
00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:15,507
Lil' Betsy's Pies.
312
00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:18,751
When your mom hibernated
through your 11th birthday,
313
00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:20,069
who was there for you?
314
00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,846
Lil' Betsy's Pies.
315
00:11:22,073 --> 00:11:23,072
When--
- Cut!
316
00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:25,332
Stan, you are--
and I mean this
317
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:28,761
in the nicest way possible--
demented.
318
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,337
[chuckles]
- OK, fine.
319
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,582
So I've never had a D-Lite Pie.
320
00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:33,599
- I knew it!
321
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,843
Script reeked of phoniness.
322
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,028
It's a page-one rewrite.
323
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,272
Put on a pot of coffee,
324
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:41,032
because we're gonna
be up all night writing
325
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,443
and I need something
to pour on passing joggers
326
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,703
to stay awake.
327
00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:46,187
[mellow music]
328
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:48,206
- Never knew Jinkos
had a VIP room.
329
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:51,117
I can't believe I wasted my
life getting wasted downstairs.
330
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:53,453
Wait, why can't we get a table?
331
00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:56,122
- It's fine. Let's just focus
on prepping your testimony.
332
00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:57,549
Now--
- Why does Skid Marcus
333
00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:58,942
have a table and I don't?
334
00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:00,385
Sure, he's the number one
dry cleaner in town,
335
00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:02,036
but what's he ever
ranted about?
336
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,446
Besides those pants
I brought in
337
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:04,464
after the Chili Cook-Off.
338
00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:06,816
- I feel like you're
losing the plot here.
339
00:12:06,818 --> 00:12:10,228
You're only pretending to be
a celebrity to win the trial.
340
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:11,563
- But how can I pretend
I'm a celebrity
341
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,623
when I'm sitting at the bar
like a schlub?
342
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,974
You need to start
pretending to be
343
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,884
my pretend manager
and get me a table!
344
00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:18,403
Now!
- Yes, right away.
345
00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,964
- And find out how we get
my picture on the wall!
346
00:12:21,057 --> 00:12:22,741
Do I just put it up myself?
347
00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:25,059
- I could put that up for you.
348
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,803
- Oh, wow, thank you.
That's so--
349
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:29,806
[sultry music]
350
00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:30,974
Lil' Betsy?
351
00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,992
- Uh, can I interest you
352
00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:35,903
in a you of champagne?
353
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:36,921
[giggles, pops lips]
354
00:12:36,998 --> 00:12:38,831
- What? Oh, flute.
355
00:12:38,908 --> 00:12:39,999
Champagne flute.
My name is Flute.
356
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,150
I'm gonna use that.
357
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:42,835
But no, thank you.
358
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,170
I'm not sure how it would look
359
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,930
to be drinking
with a probable murderer.
360
00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,932
- I couldn't help
overhearing your convo
361
00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:50,101
with that giant loud woman.
362
00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,161
You can't expect regs like that
363
00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:54,330
to understand
A-listers like us.
364
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:55,515
- Oh, thank you.
365
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,591
I feel like I'm always having
to explain myself to her.
366
00:12:57,593 --> 00:13:01,354
- Well, maybe you should
hang out with someone
367
00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:03,840
you don't have
to explain yourself to
368
00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:06,025
because she already understands
369
00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:08,102
and doesn't care
because she's too busy
370
00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:10,346
thinking about herself.
371
00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:11,939
- Exactly!
I'm sorry, what did you say?
372
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,440
I was thinking about myself.
- [laughs]
373
00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:16,795
I said, why don't the two of us
get out of here?
374
00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:18,021
- Exactly!
375
00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:19,355
Hey, here's
an even better idea.
376
00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:21,591
Why don't the two of us
get out of here?
377
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,028
[dramatic music]
378
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:26,879
- This isn't gonna work.
379
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:28,289
- We'll see about that.
380
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,975
I brought some friends of mine
who are having trouble
381
00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:33,127
learning proper
police booking procedure.
382
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:35,054
Can you help them?
383
00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:37,982
- No, mentorship is more
of a one-on-one thing.
384
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,392
- I know,
but you know how it is.
385
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:41,986
If I bring Gretchen,
I have to bring Mr. Pancake,
386
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,304
and then if you've got Mr. P,
387
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:45,139
you kind of have to take
the whole Cuddle Crew,
388
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,215
so pretty soon--
389
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:47,308
- It's not just that.
390
00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:50,053
You can't mentor someone
by making them learn it.
391
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,812
They have to live it.
392
00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:52,905
- [sighs]
You're right.
393
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:54,223
Who am I kidding?
394
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,835
I guess I was never meant
to mentor a mentor.
395
00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,227
- [groans]
396
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:00,988
Okay, fine, just come with me.
397
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,489
I know where you need to go.
398
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,676
- All right!
We're going for a ride, guys.
399
00:14:04,903 --> 00:14:06,569
- No. Just you.
400
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:07,753
- Okay.
401
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,013
[whispering]
I'll send an Uber.
402
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,257
[sultry music]
403
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,017
- Is there anything worse
than when the Make-a-Wish kid
404
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,577
you're visiting
doesn't look sick enough...
405
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:16,762
both:
So you can't post the picture?
406
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,339
- [laughs]
407
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:21,025
Well, it's a shame
we're on two different sides
408
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,936
when we should really
be on the same side...
409
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,347
of the bed.
410
00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:27,273
[laughs]
411
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,426
- So...how did you lose
your teeth?
412
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,778
- Well, with a pair of pliers.
413
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:33,930
- Did it hurt?
414
00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:36,099
- Well, not as much
as not being recognized.
415
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:39,102
I won't let anything
stop me from being famous!
416
00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:41,254
And neither should you.
417
00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:45,291
[laughs]
Well, ain't that the truth?
418
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,218
- You should have one of those
in your bedroom.
419
00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:50,630
- Oh, totally!
Come on, let's take it.
420
00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:51,872
- [laughs]
421
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,040
Oh, you're serious.
422
00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:54,800
I can't steal that.
I'm a detective.
423
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:57,729
- But you're also a celebrity.
424
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,138
- And laws are laws.
425
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,231
We're not different
than anyone else.
426
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,457
- Aren't we?
427
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:05,737
I mean, we're VIP,
very important people,
428
00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:08,147
and not to us, to them.
429
00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:11,225
Our fans want us to be special.
430
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,411
Now, why else would they
buy our pies
431
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,322
or listen to our rants
or watch our sex tapes?
432
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,641
- Yeah, I mean,
even detectives are allowed
433
00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:20,567
to break the speed limit
when you're in pursuit.
434
00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:22,995
And zookeepers are allowed
to bring home animals
435
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:24,905
on the weekend
to ride around...
436
00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:25,998
I assume.
437
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,500
I mean, why else have that job?
438
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,078
So now that I'm a celebrity,
I guess...
439
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,822
[ethereal music]
440
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,991
[grunts]
441
00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:37,918
[triumphant music]
442
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:40,997
♪
443
00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:42,089
[horn honks]
Crap!
444
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,332
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
445
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:46,444
[car crashes]
- Why was there no sign?
446
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:52,951
- Where have you been?
447
00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:54,619
The trial is about to start.
448
00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:56,454
- Sorry I'm dope.
449
00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:59,532
- Ooh, I love this look--
Pete Davidson meets a buffet.
450
00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:01,867
Mm, this is gonna kill
on the stand today.
451
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,020
- I know,
except for one little tweak.
452
00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:06,965
I'm testifying for Lil' Betsy,
453
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,801
especially now that Lil' B
and I are a power couple.
454
00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:11,135
- You're in too deep.
455
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:13,529
You can't seriously
be falling for her.
456
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:14,806
- Why wouldn't I?
457
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,307
I'm not gonna Hugh Jackman
this thing and date a normie.
458
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,959
I need someone who knows what
it's like to be a celebrity
459
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:20,928
and keep me in the news cycle.
460
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,054
And she does both
of those things
461
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,889
and a whole lot more.
462
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,966
Ooh, a whole lot.
463
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,968
You'll see
when the tape comes out.
464
00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:31,990
- Money, power, sex, pie!
465
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:34,050
Should I be saying "sex pie"?
466
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,827
- Hack! Get out of the way.
467
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,720
Let me show you how it's done.
468
00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:39,646
1776.
469
00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:41,165
Colonial Boston.
470
00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:43,984
A man is about to be hanged.
[laughs]
471
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,653
Is he guilty?
It doesn't matter.
472
00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,064
"Any last words?"
473
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,900
"Just one. Pie."
474
00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:52,735
- Mm, not bad.
475
00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:54,661
- That was my first time
doing something on camera
476
00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:56,589
that wasn't X-rated.
477
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:57,798
Felt weird.
478
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,425
[mellow hip-hop music]
479
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:02,854
- Rap.
Stands for Rhythm And Poetry.
480
00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:04,747
Poetry is for the soul.
481
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:09,176
And you're looking at your
soul sister right here.
482
00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:11,921
Can I try the folding chair
one more time?
483
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:14,848
- Wow, a whole store
just for mentors?
484
00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:17,777
- They got everything you need
to change someone else's life.
485
00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:19,203
- Am I to gather
486
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,355
this is your first time
mentoring, young man?
487
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:24,149
How exciting.
I remember my first.
488
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:25,451
I taught a child
that the attention
489
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:28,379
she desperately craved
must come from within.
490
00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:30,106
- I taught
a troubled quarterback
491
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,199
that the only throw
he'd never complete
492
00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,201
was to the father
who was never there.
493
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:36,779
- Oh, and I choked a genius
to get him to respect
494
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,205
my farting dead wife.
495
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,116
- And what about
your first time, Kang?
496
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,560
- Ah, it's silly.
Nobody wants to hear that.
497
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,953
- Oh, please?
498
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:44,896
- Word, dawg.
499
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,046
- Yes, you must.
500
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,714
- It was a long time ago.
501
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:48,808
He had just fought in the war
502
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,735
and wondered what he
could offer the world,
503
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,144
until he finally realized
504
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,054
that it was the world
that made the offers.
505
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:55,740
And I taught that to...
506
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,075
the man in the mirror.
507
00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:58,818
- Michael Jacks--
- Me.
508
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,411
I taught it to me.
509
00:18:00,488 --> 00:18:01,412
- Oh, good.
510
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,230
That could have been
problematic.
511
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,065
- See, you can't help others
512
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:07,752
until you've
helped yourself, Summers.
513
00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:10,237
- That's a very wise lesson...
514
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:12,423
you mentor!
[laughs]
515
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,833
And now that you're
a mentor again,
516
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,152
you can help me get over
my fear of blood.
517
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,930
- Unless I already did.
518
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,768
You've been standing in real
human blood this whole time.
519
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,920
- I'm cured!
[laughs]
520
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,589
You mentored me, Kang.
521
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,591
Although, actually,
I mentored you
522
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,835
by making you bring me here
in the first place.
523
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:34,278
- Or did you?
524
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:36,555
You think there's a store
just for mentors?
525
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,507
I hired these people
to make you think
526
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:40,451
you were mentoring me
to be a mentor again
527
00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:41,953
when, in fact,
I was mentoring you
528
00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:43,770
to mentor me to mentor you.
529
00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:46,182
- Or were you?
530
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,350
- Huh?
531
00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:49,109
- I don't know, I thought
maybe that would work.
532
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,294
[door creaks, bell jingles]
533
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,779
- One of 'em threw up
in the back of my Uber.
534
00:18:52,857 --> 00:18:53,706
[indistinct chatter]
535
00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:55,024
- Defense, your witness.
536
00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,283
- Objection, your honor.
537
00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,136
The witness and the accused
are clearly flirting.
538
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,138
- Oh, we're way beyond
flirting.
539
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,199
If flirting is the lobby,
we're at, like, the 17th floor,
540
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,143
where the business center is.
541
00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:07,203
- Flirting overruled.
542
00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:10,556
Let the record reflect
that things are getting spicy.
543
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,725
- Look, I know
what you all want from me:
544
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:13,893
a hot take.
545
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:14,986
Well, here's one.
546
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,062
Lil' Betsy killed him...
547
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,547
[people gasp]
548
00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:19,640
In self-defense!
549
00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:20,716
[people murmuring]
550
00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:22,718
And she did it adorably.
551
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,387
all: Aww!
552
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,222
- That talk-show host
was threatening you,
553
00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:28,224
so you defended yourself,
isn't that right?
554
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:30,317
- Objection! The witness
is acting like a lawyer.
555
00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:32,561
- We get it.
You went to law school.
556
00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:33,229
Overruled.
557
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,338
- He was attacking me.
558
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:37,008
He said I was too old
to be Lil' Betsy.
559
00:19:37,084 --> 00:19:38,492
- Who says that?
560
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:39,919
I'll tell you who:
a celebrity who thinks
561
00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:41,495
the rules don't apply to them.
562
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,254
- Exactly.
563
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,330
- Even if that means attacking
564
00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,999
a poor old,
less popular celebrity.
565
00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:47,167
- What? No!
566
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:50,021
I'm a much bigger star
than he ever was.
567
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,190
Ugh. He could never hurt me.
568
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,250
- Oh, sorry,
I guess I'm confused.
569
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,843
Did you feel threatened
by a bigger celebrity
570
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,087
and defend yourself?
571
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,922
Or are you an A-lister
who felt so entitled
572
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,014
that you killed a man
because you knew
573
00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:03,034
you were famous enough
to get away with it?
574
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,927
Which one is it?
Who was the bigger star?
575
00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,595
[tense music]
576
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,856
- It wasn't me!
577
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,450
Sorry, force of habit.
578
00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:12,543
It was me.
579
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,119
[people gasp]
580
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:15,880
I killed that man
in cold blood,
581
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:17,715
and I ate all those pies.
582
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,124
It was me!
583
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,219
It's always been me!
584
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:26,449
- In light of this,
I find Lil' Betsy guilty.
585
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:29,952
I hope you can still be
adorable in an orange jumpsuit.
586
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:31,287
Who am I kidding?
587
00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:33,481
I almost wanna go to jail
just to see it.
588
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,642
- So you did all this
to convince her
589
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:38,051
you were on her side--
590
00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:41,054
the fight with me,
dating her, the fake tattoos.
591
00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,889
- Yes, fake tattoos,
592
00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:45,801
which is something
I knew existed.
593
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:47,987
Jinkos? Not VIP.
594
00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:49,989
- Need a ride?
595
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:53,492
Hop on.
I got her the whole weekend.
596
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:54,585
- I call shotgun.
597
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,091
- The tape you sent us
was amazing.
598
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,667
- [laughs]
We're gonna be rich!
599
00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:04,428
I'm gonna buy you so many
parents that'll love you.
600
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,596
- 30 seconds of dead air,
601
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,007
then a kid walks in
and says, "Not bad."
602
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,325
[laughs]
Genius!
603
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,102
- So I'm the new Lil' Betsy?
604
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:14,163
- Oh, God, no.
We just want the concept.
605
00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:16,107
- Demand points
on the back end.
606
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,193
- Could I have a single pie?
607
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,618
[rock guitar music playing]
608
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:31,038
Does this have peanuts?
609
00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:36,460
- Bento.
[crowd cheers]