1 00:00:01,577 --> 00:00:04,561 - [whistling] 2 00:00:04,654 --> 00:00:07,489 [eerie music] 3 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:09,157 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:09,326 --> 00:00:10,917 Never understood why people need songs 5 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:12,660 with multiple notes. 6 00:00:12,755 --> 00:00:13,737 One is plenty. 7 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,589 [continues whistling] 8 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,074 - Lieutenant Kang? 9 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:19,685 I have something for you. 10 00:00:19,762 --> 00:00:20,761 [lightning crashes] 11 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:22,079 - [groaning] 12 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:24,839 So when you said you had something for me... 13 00:00:24,933 --> 00:00:26,174 - Oh, it was just the knife. 14 00:00:26,268 --> 00:00:27,267 I don't have anything else for you. 15 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,862 - Yep, nope, that's what I thought. 16 00:00:30,013 --> 00:00:31,864 [groaning] 17 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,014 [groans softly] 18 00:00:33,108 --> 00:00:37,778 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:40,289 [lightning crashes] 20 00:00:44,861 --> 00:00:46,119 [footsteps approaching rapidly] 21 00:00:46,196 --> 00:00:48,772 - Sorry, just gonna take my knife. 22 00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:50,290 My grandpa gave it to me. 23 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:52,551 And it has my fingerprints all over it. 24 00:00:52,628 --> 00:00:55,870 [whistling] 25 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,723 God, that is catchy. 26 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,784 [exciting music] 27 00:01:00,786 --> 00:01:07,524 ♪ 28 00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:22,397 - Our investigations turned up Jane squat. 29 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,990 Maybe it was a random killing 30 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:25,250 or maybe he knew too much about 31 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,144 why Anya Taylor-Joy was sent to Earth. 32 00:01:27,146 --> 00:01:28,570 Either way, Kang's dead. 33 00:01:28,664 --> 00:01:32,740 So I brought in Grimsburg's best and only grief counselor. 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,484 - Okay. Uh, hey. 35 00:01:34,578 --> 00:01:36,653 Okay, gotta go fast. After this I've got 36 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:39,581 a stabbing, two bludgeonings, and a poisoned empanada. 37 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:43,660 So let's start by sharing some memories of, um... 38 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:44,752 [humming] 39 00:01:44,847 --> 00:01:46,012 Lieutenant Kang. Go. 40 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:47,848 - Well, I'll always remember 41 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,757 that puffer jacket he used to wear. 42 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:50,867 - Mm-hmm. - Me too. 43 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:51,759 - So puffy. - Great. 44 00:01:51,854 --> 00:01:52,945 What else? Speak now. 45 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:55,355 - He also had glasses... I think. 46 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:57,674 - Kang didn't really share his life with us-- 47 00:01:57,676 --> 00:01:58,766 or his fries. 48 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:00,360 - I know I kept it really hidden, 49 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:01,954 but I kind of had a crush on him. 50 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,363 both: Yeah, we know. 51 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:05,532 - Guess you'll have to like someone else now. 52 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:08,352 Perhaps one of the two guys in the office still breathing? 53 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:10,612 - Flute, you haven't said anything. 54 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:12,372 Kang was your mentor. 55 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,800 - Oh, yeah, well, Kang's death is obviously a huge loss. 56 00:02:14,951 --> 00:02:16,543 But I've already processed my grief, 57 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,970 and I'm doing great. 58 00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:19,713 - Sorry, you're gonna need a new printer. 59 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:21,122 This one's dead. 60 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,216 - [sobbing] No! 61 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,311 It had so much more left to print! 62 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,389 Now it's just dead, like I'm gonna die. 63 00:02:29,391 --> 00:02:32,467 I'm already 44, which is halfway to 88, 64 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:34,135 which is the number of keys on a piano, 65 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:36,730 which is playing my death march. 66 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:39,049 [sobs] 67 00:02:39,142 --> 00:02:41,067 Huh? Maybe I haven't processed it. 68 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:43,220 [mysterious music] 69 00:02:43,222 --> 00:02:44,888 - I can't believe Kang's gone. 70 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,223 Boo-hoo, very sad. 71 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:48,024 Anyway, Chief who can promote me, 72 00:02:48,151 --> 00:02:49,150 great to see you. 73 00:02:49,228 --> 00:02:50,818 Forehead's looking enormous. 74 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:53,321 - [chuckling] Oh, thank you, Martinez. 75 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:54,898 - Hey, you know what's weird? 76 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:57,250 This department's never had a Latinant. 77 00:02:57,252 --> 00:02:59,160 That's a Latina lieutenant. 78 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:01,013 Unrelated, have you thought about 79 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:02,997 appointing someone to replace Kang? 80 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:05,333 - Hmm. Haven't really thought about it 81 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:08,078 'cause I've been too busy doing it! 82 00:03:08,096 --> 00:03:11,005 Meet Lieutenant Ravi Kumar. 83 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,358 - Please, Lieutenant Kumar is my father-- 84 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:14,418 if he were a lieutenant 85 00:03:14,603 --> 00:03:16,511 instead of a sustainable bikini salesman. 86 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:19,031 Let's keep it cazh and call me Lieutenant Ravi. 87 00:03:19,107 --> 00:03:21,700 - No way. We can use your first name? 88 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,036 Uh, hierarchy? Bye-erarchy! 89 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:25,929 - Lieutenant Ravi bikes to work, 90 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:27,206 loves Gucci Mane, 91 00:03:27,282 --> 00:03:30,292 and did improv in Amsterdam for a year. 92 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:33,103 - Sorry, did you say something? 93 00:03:33,196 --> 00:03:35,121 It gets pretty loud working on spaceship engines. 94 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,940 But that's Mars for ya. 95 00:03:36,942 --> 00:03:38,032 Hold this torque wrench. 96 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:39,051 - There's nothing there! 97 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:40,552 - Hey, Lieutenant Ravi, 98 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:41,962 can we work outside today? 99 00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,037 - Sure, I'm down with that. 100 00:03:43,115 --> 00:03:44,464 - All right! 101 00:03:44,466 --> 00:03:46,391 I love this guy. 102 00:03:46,468 --> 00:03:49,953 - Detectives always work outside, ya doof! 103 00:03:49,955 --> 00:03:51,563 [tender music] 104 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,640 - Ah, Kang's apartment. 105 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,234 Time to get me some closure. 106 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,884 I bet he used this chair for sitting. 107 00:03:56,886 --> 00:03:58,219 And that fridge is probably 108 00:03:58,221 --> 00:03:59,887 where he stored food so it wouldn't go bad. 109 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:01,556 And this closet... 110 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,575 [chuckles] You know this son of a bitch 111 00:04:03,652 --> 00:04:05,151 could tell some stories. 112 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:06,303 [bones crack] [grunts] 113 00:04:06,305 --> 00:04:07,729 My back. This is it. 114 00:04:07,823 --> 00:04:09,639 Death time. End of the line. 115 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:10,490 I'm coming to meet you, Kang. 116 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,733 Or maybe you're in hell. 117 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,143 I did see you get a refill from the fountain 118 00:04:13,145 --> 00:04:15,403 at Chipotle when the sign clearly said "no refills." 119 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,163 And when I pointed it out, you said it only applied 120 00:04:17,165 --> 00:04:19,649 to soda, not iced tea, but come on. 121 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:20,926 - Iced tea's different. 122 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:22,910 - [gasps] 123 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:24,888 - No carbonation. 124 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,916 - And Lieutenant Ravi already gave us nicknames. 125 00:04:28,994 --> 00:04:30,994 He calls me Robot Pattinson. 126 00:04:30,996 --> 00:04:32,253 [chuckles] I'm technically a cyborg, 127 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:34,606 but, uh, I'm gonna let that slide. 128 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:35,941 - He's a jerk. 129 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,943 We gotta take him down! 130 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,094 - He's nice. And I should know. 131 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:42,172 People say I'm the nicest guy in the office. 132 00:04:42,174 --> 00:04:44,616 - [loudly] Who wants donuts? 133 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,192 And 'Nones, I know you've been feeling 134 00:04:46,345 --> 00:04:49,029 pretty bummed about Kang, so I also picked you up a copy 135 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,197 of "Cysts With Hair and Teeth" magazine. 136 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,959 - Oh! The "30 Cysts under 30 to Watch Out for 137 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,127 Because They Could Be Indicative of Something 138 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,536 Far More Serious" issue? 139 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,204 [gasps] Thanks. 140 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,874 Nicest guy in the office, no question. 141 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:04,118 - That guy needs to go down-- 142 00:05:04,212 --> 00:05:07,197 after I grab a Boston cream. 143 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:08,381 [suspenseful music] 144 00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:10,200 - I know you're not real! You're a ghost, 145 00:05:10,293 --> 00:05:11,977 as prophesied by the idea I had 146 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,127 for a book called "Ghost Detective," 147 00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:15,038 alternate title, "Lieutenant Spooky." 148 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:16,723 I'm assuming the publisher will want to weigh in. 149 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,874 - Flute, put the chair down. 150 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:19,133 There's an explanation. 151 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:21,044 And it's nowhere near as preposterous 152 00:05:21,046 --> 00:05:22,062 as you writing a book. 153 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:23,897 - I already got it all up here. 154 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:25,215 Just need to write the words down. 155 00:05:25,217 --> 00:05:26,641 - Flute, listen to me. 156 00:05:26,718 --> 00:05:27,826 I'm immortal. 157 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,885 - What? 158 00:05:28,887 --> 00:05:30,220 Wait, sorry, did you say 159 00:05:30,222 --> 00:05:31,721 "a mortal" or "immortal"? 160 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:32,889 - Immortal. 161 00:05:32,891 --> 00:05:33,890 - Yeah, I guess the other one's 162 00:05:33,892 --> 00:05:35,149 really not that newsworthy. 163 00:05:35,227 --> 00:05:37,060 This is incredible. You really can't die? 164 00:05:37,062 --> 00:05:39,229 - Exactly. See, many years ago 165 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:41,006 I stumbled upon a magical brook, and I-- 166 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,399 whoa--hey! [car horn blares] 167 00:05:42,401 --> 00:05:44,584 [people screaming, tires screeching] 168 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,069 - Wow, immortality. 169 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:47,404 This is the coolest thing I've heard of 170 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:49,997 since I learned Harry Styles has four nipples. 171 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,091 - Please don't do that. 172 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,834 Dying still hurts. 173 00:05:52,911 --> 00:05:54,186 And the jacket's not immortal. 174 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,356 My immortality comes from a mystical potion I drank. 175 00:05:57,507 --> 00:05:59,099 It was in the amulet the killer stole from me. 176 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:00,359 - Well, I don't blame him for trying to cheat death. 177 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:02,194 All I can think about lately is dying. 178 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,571 And how good John Boyega would be in a rom-com. 179 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,015 - Now, luckily, I have this. 180 00:06:08,017 --> 00:06:10,452 [mystical music] 181 00:06:11,613 --> 00:06:12,687 What have you done? 182 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:14,021 - I'm immortal. 183 00:06:14,116 --> 00:06:15,281 Now I don't have to be worried about dying. 184 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:16,600 I can worry about other things, 185 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:18,435 like whether Boyega's people are really thinking 186 00:06:18,437 --> 00:06:20,695 about his career as a whole or just job-to-job. 187 00:06:20,864 --> 00:06:22,029 - I wasn't finished. 188 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:23,940 This blue potion makes you younger, 189 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:26,200 but the pink one he stole makes you older. 190 00:06:26,278 --> 00:06:28,945 You need both to lock into your forever age, 191 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:30,722 and then you're immortal. 192 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:33,225 - So I'm gonna get younger? 193 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,785 - Well, yes, but without the other one-- 194 00:06:35,787 --> 00:06:36,895 - Whoo! Yes! 195 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:38,546 Did you see how high that roundhouse was? 196 00:06:38,624 --> 00:06:40,974 It's working. I'm Benji-Buttoning, baby! 197 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,901 - Please stop that, it's annoying! 198 00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:44,144 [people screaming, tires screeching] 199 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:45,478 - [chuckles] Ooh! 200 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:47,656 When he climbs back up, I'm gonna shoot him. 201 00:06:51,486 --> 00:06:52,411 - This is incredible. 202 00:06:52,638 --> 00:06:54,471 My hairline has magically returned. 203 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,564 I feel like LeBron James, Jeremy Piven, Elon Musk, 204 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,992 Matthew McConaughey, Jude Law, Billy Bob Thornton, 205 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,994 Elton John, Bradley Cooper, Joel McHale-- 206 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:03,237 - Flute! There is not enough time in the world 207 00:07:03,315 --> 00:07:05,148 to list every celebrity who is lying to us 208 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:06,758 about the natural fullness of their hair. 209 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:08,318 - Will Arnett. - [sighs] 210 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:10,654 We need to find a clue that can help us solve my murder. 211 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,489 - Yeah, and we gotta get the other potion back. 212 00:07:12,491 --> 00:07:14,933 Oh, man, being immortal is gonna be so cool. 213 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,509 - It's not all it's cracked up to be. 214 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,419 You can't really get too close to people 215 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:19,771 because you're gonna lose 'em. 216 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:21,440 But you don't have to wear sunscreen, 217 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:22,515 so mixed bag. 218 00:07:22,684 --> 00:07:24,109 - I wouldn't mind locking in at this age. 219 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:25,777 I feel like I could do anything. 220 00:07:25,854 --> 00:07:27,112 Maybe I could even touch my toes. 221 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:29,673 Should I even try? Okay, I'm gonna try. 222 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:30,949 I'm so nervous. 223 00:07:31,176 --> 00:07:32,284 Ha! I did it! 224 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,269 And without any cracks, grunts, or blood clots. 225 00:07:35,363 --> 00:07:37,697 Wow, these are not the shoes I thought I had on. 226 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:39,349 Huh. Jacaranda petal. 227 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:41,868 And there's only one jacaranda tree in Grimsburg. 228 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,128 Let's go! 229 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,779 - Elon really had a hair transplant? 230 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:46,280 - Oh, yeah, it's super obvious. 231 00:07:46,282 --> 00:07:48,783 Just search, quote, "Did Elon Musk get a hair transplant 232 00:07:48,785 --> 00:07:49,968 "while allegedly having an affair 233 00:07:50,045 --> 00:07:52,119 "with Sergey Brin's wife at the same time he was 234 00:07:52,214 --> 00:07:55,699 having twins with one of his top executives?" end quote. 235 00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:57,291 [mysterious music] 236 00:07:57,369 --> 00:07:59,478 - Okay, so you know how you said we need a plan 237 00:07:59,554 --> 00:08:01,037 to take care of Lieutenant Ravi? 238 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,482 Well, I've planted a prank device on his chair 239 00:08:03,558 --> 00:08:06,042 such that when he sits, a sound will be emitted 240 00:08:06,044 --> 00:08:08,135 that people might believe came from his body, 241 00:08:08,213 --> 00:08:09,988 specifically the bottom part. 242 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:11,472 - Are you talking about a whoopee cushion? 243 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:13,550 - He'll be forced to resign in disgrace! 244 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:15,977 - Forget it. I'll bring him down myself. 245 00:08:16,071 --> 00:08:17,387 Wonder if I still have the number 246 00:08:17,389 --> 00:08:19,222 of my orgy-photoshop guy. 247 00:08:19,224 --> 00:08:20,832 - Hey, gang, cop a squat. 248 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:22,726 I want to go over some procedures. 249 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:25,061 I know, snooze-ville, right? 250 00:08:25,063 --> 00:08:27,063 [whoopee cushion farts] 251 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:29,065 Um... [laughs nervously] 252 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:32,010 Um, okay. That was weird. 253 00:08:32,087 --> 00:08:33,494 So as far as the procedures-- 254 00:08:33,588 --> 00:08:36,497 by--by the way, I honestly don't know what that sound was. 255 00:08:36,591 --> 00:08:38,666 I mean, I know what it sounded like, but-- 256 00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:40,744 wait, I--I didn't mean to say it sounded like butt. 257 00:08:40,746 --> 00:08:42,078 It shouldn't have come out like that. 258 00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:44,005 I mean, what I said shouldn't have come out like that, 259 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,172 not the noise that came from my butt-- 260 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,691 I mean, that shouldn't come from my-- 261 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,026 gah! 262 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:55,108 ♪ 263 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,202 - Thanks for leading us right to the killer's lair, tree. 264 00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:59,186 Almost makes me sorry I peed on you. 265 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:02,265 - Look, they've tracked me for generations. 266 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:06,360 ♪ ♪ 267 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:08,547 - Wow, you've lived through so much history. 268 00:09:08,623 --> 00:09:10,865 Was soda pretty awesome before they took out the cocaine? 269 00:09:10,942 --> 00:09:12,275 What about when you saw your first car? 270 00:09:12,277 --> 00:09:14,052 Were you just like, thank God, now we can finally 271 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,962 arrive somewhere not smelling like horse? 272 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,873 - Yes. We all reeked for many years. 273 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,058 - Hang on. 274 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,709 Check out the smoke show. 275 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,119 I remember when I looked this good. 276 00:09:23,212 --> 00:09:25,713 Back in my late 20s, when my belly button was cute 277 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,974 and not big enough to mix a tableside Caesar salad in. 278 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:29,642 - Flute, look at this log. 279 00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:33,463 The entries are signed J, T, and S Vandersloop. 280 00:09:33,481 --> 00:09:36,057 - Ah, yes. I believe Vandersloop is Dutch for 281 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:37,409 "one who sloops." 282 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,986 - I knew a Vandersloop back in the 1840s. 283 00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:41,746 He must have noticed I wasn't getting older 284 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,139 and passed it on to his kids. 285 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:44,991 That's the problem with being immortal. 286 00:09:45,068 --> 00:09:46,233 You can only stick around so long 287 00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:47,902 before people start to catch on. 288 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,312 - Right, gotta keep moving. 289 00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:51,481 Okay, so I guess the two of us could be, like, 290 00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:54,241 an immortal detective team that goes town to town. 291 00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:56,928 We could call ourselves "The Never-Die-tectives"-- 292 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,579 Or something better. We have literally 293 00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:00,098 an infinite amount of time to pitch on it. 294 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,267 - Guess it might be nice having another immortal around. 295 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:03,584 It can get lonely. 296 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,419 Plus, it'd be good to have someone watch my computer 297 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,564 when I hit the bathroom at Starbucks. 298 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,167 Stop! Hand over that potion! 299 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,446 [exciting music] 300 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,264 ♪ 301 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,192 - You know, it's hard to get motivated for a chase, 302 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:21,177 but once you're doing it, it feels so good. 303 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:23,437 I'm totally gonna get back into chasing people. 304 00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:30,420 ♪ ♪ 305 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,373 Jackie Joyner-Kersee! 306 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:34,966 I thought being in my late 20s was great, 307 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,209 but 21 is even better! 308 00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:37,785 I'm not out of breath at all. 309 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,096 I'm young, dumb, and full of lung. 310 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:43,457 - Flute! Where are you going? 311 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,459 - This bar, it has alcohol! I'm gonna drink it 312 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,461 'cause I'm 21 and I follow my impulses. 313 00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,205 - But you need to drink the potion! 314 00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:50,815 Don't you want to be 21 forever? 315 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,875 - Oh, yeah! That reminds me. 316 00:10:52,043 --> 00:10:53,134 We should also go to Forever 21, 317 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:54,377 'cause I want to get a trendy outfit 318 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:56,655 I can wear once and throw in the trash. 319 00:10:59,308 --> 00:11:00,825 - Yeah, he seems a little rattled, 320 00:11:01,052 --> 00:11:02,235 but he's not gonna quit his job 321 00:11:02,237 --> 00:11:04,404 over one tiny little butt-burst. 322 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,738 - Oh, really? 323 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,198 - Tanya, please, don't leave me. 324 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,500 - I thought I could trust you. 325 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,910 You said you were taking your anti-gas medicine, 326 00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,578 but now the whole town is talking about 327 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,063 how you beefed at work! 328 00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,899 I see the looks they give me in the streets. 329 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:18,251 "There she goes, the wife of a cheese-cutter." 330 00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:20,586 That's not the life I signed up for. 331 00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:23,556 I'm leaving you, Ravi, and I'm taking the kids. 332 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,852 [tires squeal] 333 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:29,336 - Yikes. 334 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:31,672 Guess your little fart was deadlier then I thought. 335 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,840 [glass shatters] 336 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:35,009 - I have nothing! 337 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,086 [choked up] I don't know who I am anymore! 338 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:39,013 I don't even know when I'm farting, 339 00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:40,924 so I have to break all of these windows 340 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,016 to air this place out! 341 00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:43,017 - That's enough! 342 00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:44,594 You're fired! 343 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,097 - Looks like I'm the nicest guy in the office again. 344 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:50,950 [laughs diabolically] 345 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:52,860 Ooh, maybe we should have a party-- 346 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:54,546 a pizza party. 347 00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:57,123 [laughs diabolically] 348 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,593 - Dear God, What hath I wrought? 349 00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:03,871 - All right, that's how we do it 350 00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,890 here at Jed's Country & Westwing Bar. 351 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,316 Now it's time for 352 00:12:07,318 --> 00:12:10,787 the Congressional Oversight Committee Tush Push! 353 00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:13,456 - Flute, we need to go. 354 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,049 - Oh, come on, I just want to down a MartinSheen-i 355 00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:16,793 and ride the mechanical Toby Ziegler. 356 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:19,629 [hydraulics whirring] 357 00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:20,646 - ID? 358 00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:22,073 - Me? I'm being carded? 359 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,133 Oh, my God, I could kiss you right now--and might. 360 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,060 I'm in my experimental phase. 361 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,804 - You're 44? 362 00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,063 Yeah, right. 363 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,473 Plus, you overdid it with the photoshop. 364 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:32,233 No human being looks this gross. 365 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,143 - I'd just eaten a trick jelly bean. 366 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:37,130 Now give me the drink, Seaborn. 367 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,259 - You're gonna sit there for a couple hours and settle down. 368 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,987 - Sir, please, in a couple hours it'll be too late. 369 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,431 - Or would it be too early? 370 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,324 No, I'm going backwards, time's going forward. 371 00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:50,009 You had it right. Ignore me. 372 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,677 I'm in college now and likely on shrooms, 373 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:52,753 which would explain all this. 374 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:55,940 [dramatic music] 375 00:12:56,017 --> 00:13:01,020 ♪ 376 00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:03,406 [hydraulics whirring] 377 00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:10,330 [people screaming] 378 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,868 I'd say thank you, but I'm an entitled 21-year-old, 379 00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,587 so get out of my way, Boomer. 380 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,780 I just got the strongest urge 381 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800 to go see "Men in Black" right now. 382 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:24,618 - You're getting too young for this crap. 383 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:26,195 [exciting music] 384 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:28,556 I hope Vandersloop's still in here. 385 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:30,716 - Freeze, you... 386 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,310 extremely old dead man? 387 00:13:32,387 --> 00:13:34,887 - Huh, he must have tried the pink potion, 388 00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:35,647 but since he didn't have the blue one yet, 389 00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:37,373 he aged himself to death. 390 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,317 - Well, the important thing is he must have the potion on him, 391 00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:43,196 so I can take a sip and get dat immortality, son! 392 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,306 - No, no, no! 393 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,884 He must have fallen on it when he... 394 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,143 died. 395 00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:51,645 - [kid voice] So is that gonna happen to me, 396 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:52,831 but, like, in reverse? 397 00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:53,981 - Don't be scared. 398 00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:56,075 We don't know for sure what will happen. 399 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:58,152 - [sighs] Pretty soon I'm gonna be 400 00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:00,563 like Nirvana's best album, 401 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,323 "Unplugged." 402 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,676 They were a huge band when I was this age. 403 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,902 - Look, let's not panic-- 404 00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:07,161 - My pubes are gone! 405 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:08,921 Can I buy some of yours to glue on? 406 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,599 I-I'll totally pay you when I get my allowance. 407 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,763 - [groans] This sucks. 408 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,098 Of course it happened to me. 409 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,583 Everything happens to me. 410 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,102 - Are you sure you're allowed to ride in the front seat? 411 00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:24,195 - Ooh, ooh, pull over. 412 00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:26,180 I want to get a sour blue slush 413 00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:27,198 and pour a box of Nerds in it. 414 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,108 - You've already had a lot of sweets. 415 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,851 - Forget it. what's the point? 416 00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:32,370 I'm probably gonna die anyway-- 417 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,097 or--or be unborn. 418 00:14:34,099 --> 00:14:36,115 Y-you know what I mean, jeez! 419 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,434 I thought younger was supposed to be better. 420 00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:40,027 This is worse than being 44. 421 00:14:40,121 --> 00:14:42,529 Ugh. Just take me to Harmony's house. 422 00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:43,864 - Don't you think you might be a little young for-- 423 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,291 - Just take me there, jeez! - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 424 00:14:45,443 --> 00:14:47,126 I'm going, I'm going. Look. - Can I get one thing 425 00:14:47,203 --> 00:14:48,127 I ask for in my life... - I'm turning around. 426 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,554 - Or is that too much? 427 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,132 [mysterious music] 428 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,542 - Okay, now that you taught me to ruthlessly pursue 429 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,954 what I want with no regard for how it might hurt others... 430 00:14:57,956 --> 00:14:59,397 - I did not teach you that! 431 00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,548 - My new plan is to trick Wynona into dating me 432 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,551 by embarrassing her so much she'll have no other options. 433 00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:07,221 And I'll do that with the help of a prank device 434 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:08,981 that I've placed on her chair. 435 00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,983 - Oh, come on, another whoopee cushion? 436 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,985 - No, the same one. They're reusable! 437 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,746 - That's it. Come with me. 438 00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,080 I think you need to see something. 439 00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:17,990 - Okay, but if it's "Encanto," 440 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,493 I've already seen it 112 times. 441 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,861 ♪ ♪ 442 00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:24,405 [door creaks] - Hey there, Champ. 443 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,999 - I thought you told your mom to stop setting you up 444 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,985 on playdates with other weird kids. 445 00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:31,170 This one looks worse than the Nerf-eater. 446 00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:32,764 - Dad? - How did you-- 447 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,323 - [chuckles] I'd recognize 448 00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:36,509 that look of disappointment anywhere. 449 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,012 - [sighs] I'm only disappointed because I messed up. 450 00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:41,105 I came to hang out with you 451 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,499 because I tried to become immortal and-- 452 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:46,502 - Wait! You want to hang out with me? 453 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:47,687 Okay! 454 00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:48,762 - Stan? 455 00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:49,948 You have a friend? 456 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,616 Oh, my God, I can't wait to tell your dad 457 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:53,117 so he can pay up. 458 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,362 On an unrelated bet that we made, 459 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,623 n-n-not about you making friends. 460 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,584 [doorbell rings] 461 00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:04,796 - Robot Pattinson, 'Teenz. 462 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,130 Come on in. 463 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,632 Sorry, I'd offer you a seat, 464 00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,192 but my wife took them all. 465 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:10,376 She said she wanted to get them 466 00:16:10,378 --> 00:16:12,361 as far away from my butt as possible. 467 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:13,805 - Hey, we gonna to do this? 468 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,198 - Yeah, just a minute. 469 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,532 I'm selling him my grandfather's watch 470 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,309 to pay the bills, and then for an extra 50, 471 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,386 I'm gonna dress like his boss and let him beat me up. 472 00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,981 - Now do you see what your trick toot turned you into? 473 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,298 - You're right. 474 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,150 I may be the nicest guy in the office again, 475 00:16:26,227 --> 00:16:28,987 but I had to become the meanest to get there. 476 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,471 I'm as fake as the whoopee cushion 477 00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:31,972 I put in his seat. 478 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:33,899 - I-I'm--I'm sorry, are you saying 479 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:36,752 that was just a whoopee cushion? 480 00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,404 Wow. Um, fun fact, 481 00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:40,239 I don't know if you heard, but that little prank 482 00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,982 made my wife and kids leave me. 483 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,242 - Yeah, we saw the whole thing. 484 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,670 - Oh. You saw it happening, 485 00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:47,413 but you--wow. 486 00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:50,341 So all of this, my ruined life, my firing, 487 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:52,401 the guy waiting in there to hit me in the sack 488 00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:55,087 with a golf club while wearing my dead grandfather's watch, 489 00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,682 is because of you two? 490 00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:58,850 Hm. 491 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,076 [grunts] 492 00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:01,427 Good prank. 493 00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,855 - Thanks for forgiving me, former Lieutenant Ravi. 494 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,748 You really are a nice guy. 495 00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:07,859 Well, we should get out of here and let you get back 496 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,101 to whatever's left of your life. 497 00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:11,195 - You have-- well, I was gonna say have fun, 498 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,574 but I don't think that's what he's paying for. 499 00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,202 - Tell me I need to work weekends. 500 00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:19,262 ♪ ♪ 501 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,430 - I can't believe I won't be around 502 00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,524 to find out how messed up you turn out. 503 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,710 - But you gotta figure something out, Dad. 504 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:27,378 What about your Crime Mind? 505 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,121 - Well, I don't know how it'll go 506 00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,123 with this tiny, primitive child half-brain. 507 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,125 No offense. It's just science. 508 00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:34,944 But it's worth a try. 509 00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,128 [rock music] 510 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:37,538 - Crime had better look out, 511 00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:40,966 because Detective Marvin Flute is here. 512 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,968 - I can solve anything, 513 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,121 except my life. 514 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,456 - Flute, we have to find the potion. 515 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:50,126 - I'm coming. Keep your signature jacket on. 516 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:51,294 - Watch him face off 517 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:54,572 against the evil Vandersloop. 518 00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:55,815 - The potion is mine. 519 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,725 And I'll get the other potion too so I'll be immortal! 520 00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,911 - No, you're supposed to say, 521 00:17:59,987 --> 00:18:01,245 "I'm never giving you the potion." 522 00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:03,639 And then you drink it and get old and die. 523 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:04,990 - But I wouldn't do that. 524 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,475 I know how these potions work. 525 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:08,661 I've been studying it my whole life. 526 00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,779 - But that's what you did. 527 00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:11,756 ♪ 528 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,674 - Or did I? 529 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,002 Gotta tell... [baby voice] Kang! 530 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,671 The body was a fake! 531 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,990 Vandersloop's still alive! 532 00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:22,174 - [indistinct muffled speech] 533 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:25,161 - Well, aren't you a clever little detective 534 00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,288 with chipmunk cheeks? 535 00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,107 Yes, I dug up a corpse to make it look 536 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,091 like I'd aged myself to death 537 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,852 so that Kang would let his guard down enough 538 00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:34,854 for me to track him down and get this. 539 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,174 Oh, and surprise, I still have this. 540 00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:39,433 I transferred it before I put 541 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,360 the broken amulet under the dead guy. 542 00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:44,196 So now I can finally prove my ancestors were right 543 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:46,440 about you and become immortal. 544 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,169 And you'll be too busy being unborn to stop me. 545 00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:52,705 - But--but I-- 546 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:55,858 I don't want to die! 547 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:56,876 - Uh, shh, shh. 548 00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,452 All right, d-don't cry. 549 00:18:58,529 --> 00:18:59,428 - Yoink. 550 00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:01,197 - Hey! 551 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,550 [suspenseful music] 552 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,460 ♪ ♪ 553 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:07,436 [grunts] 554 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,130 - [indistinct muffled speech] 555 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,483 What are you waiting for? Drink the potion. 556 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,968 You'll be stuck at four, but if you don't take it, 557 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,988 we don't know what'll happen. 558 00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,881 What? Are you having an oopsy? 559 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,974 - Ah, I'm not drinking it. 560 00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:22,885 I thought my problem was my age, 561 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:25,145 but there's bad stuff about every age. 562 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:27,056 Y-you just have to go with whatever age 563 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,407 you're supposed to be. 564 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:30,668 And never getting close to anyone again 565 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,152 sounds pretty stinky. 566 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,063 - Yes, it is stinky. 567 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,323 But for some reason, I got close to you. 568 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,234 So now you can't leave me alone. 569 00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:41,237 Come on, immortal detective buddies, remember? 570 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:42,905 Open up for the choo-choo. 571 00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:44,164 - Shh. 572 00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:47,852 Oh, let's just enjoy the few minutes we have--goo. 573 00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:51,004 Uh, um, I mean--gaa. 574 00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:52,690 Uh, uh-oh. 575 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,007 [babbling] 576 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:56,360 [giggling] 577 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,438 [somber music] 578 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,198 ♪ ♪ 579 00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:01,532 - Goodbye, Flute. 580 00:20:01,776 --> 00:20:03,943 If I had to get close to one person this century... 581 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,929 - [babbling] 582 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:08,614 - I'm glad it was you. 583 00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:10,291 ♪ ♪ 584 00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:14,770 - Pfft. You're crying? 585 00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:16,214 Jeez, now who's the baby? 586 00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:19,032 - Huh, the immortality in my tears must have reversed-- 587 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,034 - Who care why? My pubes are back! 588 00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:23,036 Oh, I missed you guys, even you white ones. 589 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,280 - Glad you're okay, but... - What are we even doing? 590 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,556 Are you trying to tickle me? - Can you please--no. 591 00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:26,873 - I'm not four anymore. - You're just a little heavy-- 592 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,059 - All right, I'll-- - Flu-- 593 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,728 - I can explain. - I don't even care. 594 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,954 Stan made a friend! 595 00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:33,397 Dollar. 596 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,386 - It helped talking to Lieutenant Ravi. 597 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,815 Now I can go after Kang's job and hold my hair high, 598 00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,391 knowing I did the right thing. 599 00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:46,802 - And I'm gonna win over Wynona with my charm 600 00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:48,153 instead of gaslighting her. 601 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:51,323 Hey, gaslighting, like a fart. 602 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,085 [chuckles] Maybe I'll charm her with jokes like that. 603 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,087 [both scream] Kill the zombie! 604 00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:57,646 - No, no, no, it's okay. 605 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,331 Turns out Kang is immortal. 606 00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:00,907 Just like Keanu Reeves. [chuckles] 607 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,093 I'll forward you the links. 608 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,578 - I'm so glad you're back. 609 00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,079 - Me too mostly. 610 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,007 - So, immortal. 611 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,842 That explains why you've never let anyone, 612 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,827 especially me, get close to you. 613 00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:13,329 - Exactly. I now realize 614 00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:15,439 I'm ready to let myself get close to people, 615 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,999 even if I'm gonna watch you all die. 616 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,334 all: Aww. 617 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,019 - But if you tell anyone my secret, 618 00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:21,428 I will spend the rest of eternity 619 00:21:21,522 --> 00:21:24,407 eliminating your bloodline off the face of the planet. 620 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,510 - [laughs] 621 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:30,997 You guys, this is gonna be so much fun. 622 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,460 - Bento. [all cheer]