1 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:07,048 I'm telling you something's off. 2 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,918 Everything is fine, dude. 3 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:10,789 I know. That's the problem. 4 00:00:10,922 --> 00:00:12,324 We're two weak, whiny guys 5 00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:14,462 walking through a deserted, foggy park at night. 6 00:00:14,596 --> 00:00:16,333 We should have been hacked into pieces by now. 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,070 Starting to think that maybe, 8 00:00:18,203 --> 00:00:19,338 maybe we're just not murdererable. 9 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:21,176 Hey! Don't you say that, man. 10 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:22,712 Any psychopath would be lucky to have you 11 00:00:22,746 --> 00:00:25,217 eating out of a bucket in his dungeon well. 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,721 -You mean that? -Hell, yeah. 13 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:29,492 We're not the problem. This town's gone soft, dude, 14 00:00:29,627 --> 00:00:31,329 If this was 10 years ago, our bodies would have 15 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:33,100 already been carved into orange wedges 16 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,636 and served to a soccer team, 17 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:38,477 but no, everybody's got to be so damn woke these days. 18 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:41,951 You're right. Thanks, man. I'm gonna head home. 19 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,355 Wish me bad luck! 20 00:00:44,455 --> 00:00:48,831 Yep. Nothing weird ever happens here anymore. 21 00:00:52,973 --> 00:00:53,941 [Slice] 22 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:55,176 [Energy humming] 23 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:56,680 Oof! 24 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,460 [Glass breaks] 25 00:01:21,362 --> 00:01:23,000 Dilquez: Well, there he is, 26 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,003 my number one killer finder guy. 27 00:01:25,136 --> 00:01:27,876 Ha ha! So... 28 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:29,411 what the hell is that? 29 00:01:29,546 --> 00:01:33,555 Marvin: Well, it appears that the...sky's fly is down. 30 00:01:33,655 --> 00:01:35,625 Damn it, Flute! The election is days away, 31 00:01:35,758 --> 00:01:37,161 and I'm losing to the Goose! 32 00:01:37,294 --> 00:01:38,697 I can't go back to being a Tinder swindler. 33 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:41,570 I forgot my password, so figure this out. 34 00:01:41,704 --> 00:01:44,408 Now I must go. I see some undecided voters. 35 00:01:44,543 --> 00:01:46,379 Hello, children. Would you please fart? 36 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:49,251 Fart, poopy, fart. Vote for me. Fart! 37 00:01:49,284 --> 00:01:51,156 I know Grimsburg's voting age is 18 and under, 38 00:01:51,256 --> 00:01:52,291 but I trust him. 39 00:01:52,424 --> 00:01:54,428 Now to crack this case. 40 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:56,032 Martinez: Flute! Marvin: Ugh. 41 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,569 This murder is all your fault. 42 00:01:57,669 --> 00:02:00,575 -What? I wasn't even here. -Not this murder. 43 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:03,313 The one last night at the Civil Servant Olympics. 44 00:02:03,446 --> 00:02:04,849 You didn't show up, so I got stuck 45 00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:07,722 with Wynona in the escape room, and then we got murdered 46 00:02:07,856 --> 00:02:10,060 by the fire department, the garbage people, 47 00:02:10,194 --> 00:02:12,064 and the librarians! 48 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:13,801 Librarians, Flute! 49 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:15,037 [Car horn honks] 50 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,907 [Chuckling] 51 00:02:18,745 --> 00:02:20,014 Don't believe her, Flute. 52 00:02:20,047 --> 00:02:21,584 She's the one who wouldn't listen to me 53 00:02:21,717 --> 00:02:23,453 and kept insisting the key was in the lock. 54 00:02:23,554 --> 00:02:25,658 How could a key be inside a lock? 55 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:28,932 That's why it's a puzzle! 56 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,202 Crime mind, take me away. 57 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:32,337 Greg: Flute! Marvin: Err. 58 00:02:32,437 --> 00:02:33,473 Have you figured it out? 59 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:35,210 I'm trying to solve the case, 60 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,479 but everyone keeps interrupting me. 61 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:38,316 No, silly. Have you figured out 62 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,755 what duet we're singing tonight at karaoke? 63 00:02:40,888 --> 00:02:43,226 Happy to Dolly it up with you for "Islands in the Str"-- 64 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,562 Stop talking to me! 65 00:02:44,696 --> 00:02:45,632 [Air escapes] 66 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,203 Doesn't anyone value crime anymore? 67 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,174 Kang: I do, and this is one of the most 68 00:02:50,207 --> 00:02:52,478 upsetting crimes I've ever witnessed. 69 00:02:52,579 --> 00:02:55,350 -That's the office group thread. -Exactly, 70 00:02:55,484 --> 00:02:58,824 and you haven't responded to the meme I posted. 71 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,093 It's hilarious. 72 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:01,496 -Uh, I don't get it. -Really? 73 00:03:01,631 --> 00:03:03,968 He has no head, and somebody's asking 74 00:03:04,102 --> 00:03:05,337 if he's got milk. 75 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:07,440 Greg: Hee hee hee! It's hilarious. 76 00:03:07,575 --> 00:03:08,610 Unh! 77 00:03:08,644 --> 00:03:10,380 That's it! I can't do this anymore. 78 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,217 Wynona: This? Marvin: This! 79 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:14,121 Mediating work problems, karaoke night, 80 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:15,524 knowing your names. 81 00:03:15,658 --> 00:03:17,127 Just because we work together doesn't mean 82 00:03:17,227 --> 00:03:18,229 we have to like each other. 83 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:19,533 I'm a lone wolf. 84 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,269 I should be out howling at the moon 85 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,240 or--well, that's all I really know about Lone Wolves, 86 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,643 which makes sense because they're alone, 87 00:03:24,776 --> 00:03:26,212 so nobody is around to report back on their 88 00:03:26,245 --> 00:03:27,515 most identifiable characteristics. 89 00:03:27,649 --> 00:03:28,984 I want to go back to how I used to be. 90 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:30,521 I need some me time. 91 00:03:30,621 --> 00:03:32,090 Greg: Can I go with? Marvin: Sure. 92 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,996 We can grab a bite--no! Leave me alone! 93 00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:37,502 Martinez: Take notes, Wynona. 94 00:03:37,536 --> 00:03:40,140 That is how you escape a room. 95 00:03:40,274 --> 00:03:42,111 Summers, do you mind reaching into the void 96 00:03:42,144 --> 00:03:43,480 and grabbing my phone? 97 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:44,883 Sure thing. 98 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:49,759 Ohh! Ohh! Unh! 99 00:03:51,162 --> 00:03:53,634 [All grunting] 100 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,871 [Screaming] 101 00:03:58,009 --> 00:03:59,879 [Grunting] 102 00:04:00,013 --> 00:04:01,082 [Music plays] 103 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:03,887 So after all that, we're just in Harmony's living room? 104 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:05,023 [Audience laughing] 105 00:04:05,156 --> 00:04:06,425 Martinez: Who laughed? 106 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,897 Uh, guys, aren't the stairs usually 107 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,434 on the other side of the house? 108 00:04:10,568 --> 00:04:12,405 Marvin: Harm, have you seen my fancy undies? 109 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:13,775 [Audience laughing] 110 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,545 Or the people I work with, 111 00:04:15,578 --> 00:04:17,915 who are here early for our big dinner? 112 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,555 [Audience laughing, cheering] 113 00:04:20,588 --> 00:04:23,795 Singer: ♪ I've got a jar of pickled onions ♪ 114 00:04:23,895 --> 00:04:26,065 ♪ Yum, yum ♪ 115 00:04:26,198 --> 00:04:27,468 Announcer: "Flute" was recorded in front 116 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,304 of a live studio audience. 117 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:30,708 Greg: Oh, my God. From my years 118 00:04:30,842 --> 00:04:33,312 of having the TV as my best/only friend. 119 00:04:33,446 --> 00:04:36,452 it seems like we're in a sitcom version of our universe. 120 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:40,293 We've fallen into the multicamverse. 121 00:04:40,327 --> 00:04:41,730 Audience: Ooh! 122 00:04:41,863 --> 00:04:44,168 Well, let's get out of here before this sitcom 123 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,437 becomes a stay calm. 124 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:48,009 [Audience laughing] 125 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:50,480 Martinez: I don't want a repeat of the escape room. 126 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:52,451 If we want to go home, then we just go 127 00:04:52,484 --> 00:04:54,088 back the way we came. 128 00:04:54,188 --> 00:04:56,225 Easy... 129 00:04:56,325 --> 00:04:57,360 peasy? 130 00:04:57,494 --> 00:04:58,731 [Audience laughing] 131 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:00,502 Kang: Well, it looks like we've graduated 132 00:05:00,602 --> 00:05:02,471 from an escape room to an escape universe. 133 00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:04,943 [Audience laughing] 134 00:05:07,014 --> 00:05:09,686 Woman: You think that fake mustache fools me? 135 00:05:09,786 --> 00:05:10,889 -Unh! -Agh! 136 00:05:11,022 --> 00:05:12,491 Man: You think changing clothes would make me 137 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:13,894 -forget what you said? -Ohh! 138 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:16,099 Woman two: You think comedy comes in 3s? 139 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:17,969 Aah! 140 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:24,248 Sorry about ruining your reputation around here. 141 00:05:24,381 --> 00:05:25,518 What the? 142 00:05:25,651 --> 00:05:27,254 You look just like me. 143 00:05:27,388 --> 00:05:29,391 I mean, if I ditched the mustache, had a jawline, 144 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:30,795 and played in the Premier League, 145 00:05:30,929 --> 00:05:33,534 but other than...that, everything of yours 146 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:36,940 is exactly like mine, not any bigger. 147 00:05:36,973 --> 00:05:38,009 [Zip] 148 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:39,846 Heh heh heh. Thought we might find you here. 149 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:41,382 We? 150 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:45,256 [Toilets flush] 151 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,794 You're all me! 152 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:51,870 Oh, my God. We're in a multiverse episode? 153 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,540 Did someone say multiverse? 154 00:05:53,674 --> 00:05:55,276 That's my cue to conveniently appear 155 00:05:55,376 --> 00:05:57,381 and hastily explain the rules crafted to make 156 00:05:57,414 --> 00:05:58,884 all the plot holes work. 157 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,286 How much time do I have? 158 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:01,656 Marvin: Uh, like, 10 seconds. 159 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:03,259 -This is a half-hour cartoon. -What?! 160 00:06:03,292 --> 00:06:05,163 You need at least 2.5 hours so I can waste 161 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:07,134 that extra half-hour to illustrate-- 162 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,135 Marvin: And time's up. 163 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:15,417 Marvin: Wait. So we're all versions of each other 164 00:06:15,518 --> 00:06:16,687 from different dimensions? 165 00:06:16,821 --> 00:06:18,824 No. You're all lesser versions of me. 166 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:21,029 I'm Martin Flute, a childless bachelor 167 00:06:21,162 --> 00:06:22,698 whose incredible detective skills 168 00:06:22,832 --> 00:06:27,274 are only outshined by my even more incredible...looks. 169 00:06:27,307 --> 00:06:28,309 Oh! 170 00:06:28,442 --> 00:06:30,146 Whoa! 171 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:37,729 My name is F, not that it matters. 172 00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:40,333 Nothing does. Life is a temp job, 173 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,304 and death is the paycheck. 174 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:43,574 I'm Fluteman! 175 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,310 I was an average, ordinary detective 176 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:48,316 until I was bitten by a radioactive alcoholic, 177 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,586 giving me a host of superpowers 178 00:06:49,686 --> 00:06:51,924 merely by ingesting booze. 179 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:52,892 [Gulp] 180 00:06:52,926 --> 00:06:54,462 I feel nothing. 181 00:06:54,596 --> 00:06:57,334 I'll get another round. 182 00:06:57,434 --> 00:06:58,937 Huh? 183 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:04,749 -Marvin, and you are? -Marvina. 184 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,485 I love what you've done with my hair. 185 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,022 Marvina: Heh heh. 186 00:07:08,155 --> 00:07:10,493 OK, if you two are done eye-humping your reflection, 187 00:07:10,594 --> 00:07:12,064 meet our fifth Flute. 188 00:07:12,097 --> 00:07:12,899 [Plays note] 189 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,337 Ha! This Flute is an actual flute. 190 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:16,740 [Trilling] 191 00:07:16,874 --> 00:07:18,476 Martin: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Buddy, relax. 192 00:07:18,611 --> 00:07:19,946 Those kind of comments don't fly 193 00:07:20,046 --> 00:07:22,084 in this universe or any. 194 00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:23,720 [Plays long note] 195 00:07:23,754 --> 00:07:26,225 You're like a supergroup of mes. 196 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,762 What are wes all doing here? 197 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,733 Martin: We're the Multi-Flutes, an elite squad 198 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,637 of detectives enlisted from across the universes 199 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:33,641 to fight multiverse-related crimes. 200 00:07:33,774 --> 00:07:35,511 And you've come here to recruit me? 201 00:07:35,645 --> 00:07:37,247 [Flute plays] 202 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:39,653 We're good, but as the local Flute, 203 00:07:39,753 --> 00:07:41,523 we could use some help navigating your world 204 00:07:41,657 --> 00:07:43,059 to figure out who opened the rift and why. 205 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:45,765 Oh, sure. Totally. I'm already on that case anyway. 206 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,367 I would have solved it this morning, 207 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,372 but my stupid coworkers were so up in my-- 208 00:07:49,472 --> 00:07:51,776 Your personal problems don't matter to us. 209 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,647 Yes! That's exactly what I was trying to 210 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,350 -explain to the-- -Still doing it. 211 00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:56,753 Right. Stopping now. 212 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:58,256 [Cheerful music playing] 213 00:07:58,389 --> 00:08:00,259 Greg: Look. I've been thinking about how 214 00:08:00,393 --> 00:08:01,797 to get out of here. 215 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,800 Since sitcoms are designed to go for years and years, 216 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:06,540 at the end of each episode, nothing can really change. 217 00:08:06,673 --> 00:08:08,075 The protagonist gets what he wants, 218 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:10,681 learns a tiny lesson, but then everything resets 219 00:08:10,815 --> 00:08:12,384 back to the way it was in the beginning 220 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:13,820 for the next episode. 221 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:17,261 Well, thanks for explaining how TV works, Roger Ebot. 222 00:08:17,294 --> 00:08:19,431 [Audience laughing] 223 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,435 How does that help us, Summers? 224 00:08:21,536 --> 00:08:23,272 If you'd listen to anyone other than yourself, 225 00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:24,809 you'd realize it's a brilliant idea. 226 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:26,412 All we got to do is give this Flute 227 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:27,815 what he wants at the end. 228 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:29,418 Then we'll go back to where we were 229 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:30,821 at the beginning, home. 230 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,826 And you think you could give a man what he wants? 231 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:35,296 Ha! If you could, you wouldn't still be paying 232 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,667 for Tinder Platinum! 233 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,969 You're not allowed to help. 234 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,706 Just because you're my boss doesn't mean you 235 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,175 can tell me what to do. 236 00:08:41,309 --> 00:08:42,711 That's the definition of a boss! 237 00:08:42,845 --> 00:08:44,716 Work fam, I'd like to introduce you all 238 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,118 to my lovely wife Harmony. 239 00:08:46,252 --> 00:08:49,458 Flute's told me all about you in between bites. 240 00:08:49,593 --> 00:08:51,329 [Audience laughing] 241 00:08:51,462 --> 00:08:53,199 I'm Flute, and you are? 242 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,703 You don't know me? 243 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:56,305 I guess that's not all that different. 244 00:08:56,439 --> 00:08:59,444 Kang: This is my cousin Cousin Summers. 245 00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:00,714 What a coincidence. 246 00:09:00,848 --> 00:09:02,585 My cousin is visiting me, too. 247 00:09:02,718 --> 00:09:04,321 Hello, Cousin Summers! 248 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:05,691 [Cheering and applause] 249 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,327 In home country of Morvenia, 250 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:08,697 when we meet someone, 251 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:11,736 it is tradition to give them handshake. 252 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:14,341 Ha la la la la la la la la la la la la! 253 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:15,878 [Audience laughing] 254 00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:19,886 Harm, meet Kang, Martinez, and of course Wynona, my boss. 255 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,625 -She's the boss? -I'm the boss? 256 00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:25,363 Who's the boss? Hey, oh! Whoa, oh! 257 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:27,234 [Audience laughing and cheering] 258 00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:29,337 [Devices beeping] 259 00:09:32,612 --> 00:09:34,616 Beep beep beep beep beep boop boop boop boop boop. 260 00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:35,951 [Cell phone vibrates] 261 00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:37,354 Hello? No, Otis. 262 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:39,024 I have no idea where everyone is. 263 00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:41,495 Just grab some Gogurts, and I'm sure they'll show up. 264 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:42,765 Coworkers, right? 265 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,234 We don't have those anymore. 266 00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:45,504 We're lone wolves. 267 00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:48,242 We work alone...together. 268 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:49,477 So cool. 269 00:09:49,512 --> 00:09:51,750 [Kids screaming] 270 00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:53,920 My super senses are being impacted 271 00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:55,791 by their high-pitched screams. 272 00:09:55,891 --> 00:09:58,196 And not the 10 tequilas you pounded? 273 00:09:58,296 --> 00:10:00,534 But there are a lot of unattended children 274 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,937 around here. 275 00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,774 Martin: Those kids are showing high traces 276 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:05,644 of galactic radiation, which means they came 277 00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,381 through that rift. 278 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:08,784 Group crime mind on 3. 279 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:11,956 Whoa, whoa, wait. You do a group crime mind? 280 00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:14,896 All: ♪ Why, why, why 281 00:10:14,929 --> 00:10:16,800 Martin: ♪ Is it spitting out adolescents? ♪ 282 00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:18,804 ♪ Can a cosmic rift get pregnant? ♪ 283 00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:20,641 ♪ I hate to be this guy ♪ 284 00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:22,044 ♪ But I'm not feeling well ♪ 285 00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:24,281 ♪ So can we end this spinning segment? ♪ 286 00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:25,551 [Vomiting] 287 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:27,221 Marvin: I can fill in. 288 00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:29,291 Martin and Marvina: ♪ Why would you need so many kids? ♪ 289 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:31,095 ♪ A MrBeast popup or TikTok vids? 290 00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:33,701 Uh, wait, wait, wait. Does it go point, slide, 291 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,136 elbow pump, Frankenstein hands, 292 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,540 or am I missing a slide? 293 00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:38,677 How about a tush slap? Should we take a vote? 294 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:40,146 Martin: We're not voting. 295 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:41,816 Wait, wait, wait! That's it. 296 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,419 Here in Grimsburg, we're in the middle of an election, 297 00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:45,256 and kids are the voters. 298 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:46,926 ♪ But who needs votes ♪ 299 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,833 ♪ And knew just how to put those rifts to use? ♪ 300 00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:54,174 ♪ It must have been the Goose ♪ 301 00:10:54,307 --> 00:10:55,844 [Fluteman gags, vomits] 302 00:10:55,978 --> 00:10:57,982 While I find positive feedback to be humanity's 303 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,120 futile attempt to fight off irrelevance, 304 00:11:00,253 --> 00:11:03,459 you did OK. Marvin: I'll take it. 305 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:06,833 So even out here, slapping butts is a no? 306 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,438 Not with me. Ruff! 307 00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:10,841 [Cheerful music playing] 308 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,210 Everything is going perfect. 309 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:14,314 If I get this promotion, all our problems 310 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,318 will be solved. 311 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:18,055 Do they think we can't hear them? 312 00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:19,592 [Audience laughing] 313 00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:22,699 I'm pretty sure the astronauts could hear them. 314 00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:24,268 [Scattered laughter] 315 00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:28,008 Uh, OK. Well, at least now we know he wants a promotion, 316 00:11:28,142 --> 00:11:30,147 so let's just give it to him and go home. 317 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,118 I'm the boss now, so I make boss decisions. 318 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,889 You can't tell me what to do. 319 00:11:35,023 --> 00:11:37,160 That's the definition of a boss. 320 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:41,101 Oh, where have I heard that before? 321 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:43,874 Oh, come on! That's gold! 322 00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:45,878 Harmony: I made a cake 323 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,282 is all I have to say. 324 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,153 Marvin: You know, Chief, I wanted to ask you. 325 00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:51,890 Wynona: Tut, tut. Hold that thought. 326 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:53,760 Martinez, I would like some cake, 327 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,766 so cut your boss a big slice, employee. 328 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,871 Audience: Ohh! 329 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:01,375 One big piece coming up. 330 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,747 [Audience laughing] 331 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:08,022 [Cheering and applause] 332 00:12:08,056 --> 00:12:10,627 We have many robot in Morvenia. 333 00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:12,197 [Doorbell rings] 334 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:15,203 Do you know sex robot that shaloobs your peppadoochee? 335 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:16,606 [Audience laughing] 336 00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:18,510 [Gasp] 337 00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:22,384 Hello, cutie. We're here for dinner. 338 00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:23,486 Greg: Ohh! 339 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,256 [Audience laughing] 340 00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:26,793 Did you say, "cutie"? 341 00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:29,364 [Audience laughing] 342 00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,936 Audience: Ooh! 343 00:12:32,037 --> 00:12:34,675 This just got twice as interesting. 344 00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,548 [Audience laughing] 345 00:12:37,681 --> 00:12:43,292 And this Kang is...dang. 346 00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:45,029 Oh, God. 347 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,214 Detective Flute. how can I help you? 348 00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:56,218 You can start by admitting you opened that rift 349 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:58,489 to traffic kids from other dimensions to vote for you. 350 00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:02,698 Goose: What? These are just unregistered child voters 351 00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:04,101 from the neighborhood. 352 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,971 Come on. That kid clearly comes 353 00:13:06,104 --> 00:13:07,708 from a universe where it's totally normal 354 00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,313 for kids to get butt implants. 355 00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:11,415 Errrr! 356 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,585 [Squawking] 357 00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:13,720 [Kids screaming] 358 00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:16,291 [Goose honking] 359 00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:22,938 [Flute trills] 360 00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,243 Exactly. You're under arrest for voter fraud, 361 00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,581 intergalactic kidnapping, and bisecting a man 362 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,451 along the y-axis. 363 00:13:31,857 --> 00:13:33,593 I forgot he could do that. 364 00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:44,014 You're not a lying alcoholic. 365 00:13:44,148 --> 00:13:45,751 You do have superpow--oh, no. 366 00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:48,088 He's really bleeding bad. 367 00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:01,616 Marvina: Whack! 368 00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:07,160 And that's how I play Flute, Flute, Goose. 369 00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:09,098 Marvina: Mmm. I want to get you pregnant. 370 00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:10,433 [Moaning] 371 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:14,107 -Do we think this is OK? -Don't know. Don't care. 372 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,880 Let's party. 373 00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:18,049 [Sipping] 374 00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:19,920 [Camera shutter clicking] 375 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,422 This is how you celebrate? 376 00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,459 That way we each get to do what we want. 377 00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:26,198 Speaking of, I'm gonna run to the little girls room 378 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,202 real quick to take a massive dump. 379 00:14:28,336 --> 00:14:29,739 Meet me in there when I'm done? 380 00:14:29,772 --> 00:14:32,043 Maybe I meet you before. No. After's better 381 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:33,781 so I'm not thinking about it piled up 382 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,183 inside you the whole time. 383 00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:36,786 Honestly, both options have drawbacks. 384 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,189 [Glass shatters] 385 00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,193 Let me get another Irish Long Island 386 00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:44,334 iced margarita rum and Coke, extra rum, hold the coke. 387 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:47,407 Hey. Uh, I think Fluteman got hurt trying to save me. 388 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,811 Maybe we should help him. 389 00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:51,549 Why would I care about a coworker's problem? 390 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,418 [Thud] 391 00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:54,922 [Pounding on window] 392 00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:56,959 Otis: Hey! Marvin: Exactly. 393 00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:58,229 Excuse me for a sec. 394 00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:01,034 I'm gonna go, uh, beat up this kid. 395 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,942 Something's wrong! Even the work thread is dead. 396 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,213 -I'm sure they're on a case. -That's what I thought, 397 00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:09,952 but then I opened the Find My Coworkers app, 398 00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,689 and I saw this. 399 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:14,962 They're in the multicamverse? Clever. 400 00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:17,200 Hey, uh, listen. I sort of have a problem 401 00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:19,972 -that I might need-- -We wanted to give you this. 402 00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:21,375 This is everything I've ever wanted 403 00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,246 since I found out about you guys earlier today. 404 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,851 -What changed your mind? -You did great out there, 405 00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:28,690 and Fluteman bled out. 406 00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:30,861 -He died? -Yes, or he's about to. 407 00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:32,731 Either way, we don't care enough to deal with it, 408 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,000 so you're in. 409 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,403 Now what's your problem? 410 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:39,110 My problem is my coworkers, but not anymore 411 00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,682 because I'm coming to the multiverse. 412 00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:42,852 [Whoosh] 413 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,522 Did someone say multiverse? 414 00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:46,726 Because I got my speech down to two minutes. 415 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,598 Now, I must warn you that-- come on! 416 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:57,414 [Cheering] 417 00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,418 Hey. Got your text. What do you mean 418 00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:02,156 you "want to say goodbye forever"? 419 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,893 Sorry, Stan, but I'm leaving this universe 420 00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:05,296 forever with them. 421 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,433 Uh, Stan, Multi-Flutes. Multi-Flutes, Stan. 422 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,139 Versions of me from different dimensions obviously. 423 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:14,280 Stan: You're all my dad? I have so many questions! 424 00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:15,984 Martin: Ooh! I have a lip waxing session. 425 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,755 I've got...lady stuff. 426 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,026 I have...Pilates. 427 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,463 [Flute playing] 428 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,169 Yes! My gamble paid off. 429 00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:26,673 It's a constant across every universe. 430 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:29,044 You repelled them just like I knew you would 431 00:16:29,178 --> 00:16:30,446 by being yourself. 432 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,185 -You wanted them to leave? -Sort of. 433 00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,156 I need to go save my stupid old coworkers 434 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,193 without my new cool ones finding out that I care 435 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,730 so that I can then abandon my old ones, 436 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,201 who I don't care about, for the new coworkers, who I do. 437 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,038 Uh, it kind of sounds like you do care 438 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,575 about the old ones. 439 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:48,650 Wow. You really can't stop being you, can you? 440 00:16:48,783 --> 00:16:51,455 Hyah! 441 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,325 I wonder what I'm like in the multiverse. 442 00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:58,035 You think I have skin or more bones or boobs? 443 00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,337 [Cheerful music playing] 444 00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:02,210 So you are versions of my coworkers 445 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:04,213 from another dimension, which means 446 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,555 you can't help me get my promotion. 447 00:17:07,688 --> 00:17:09,625 -Ugh. -Uh-Oh. 448 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:13,098 Looks like you've sent him into his recline mind. 449 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,236 [Audience laughing] 450 00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,675 You thought I'd give you a promotion? 451 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,478 Who'd give out parking tickets? 452 00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:21,916 You're not Grimsburg's greatest detective here? 453 00:17:21,949 --> 00:17:25,824 More like Grimsburg greatest meter maid. 454 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,694 Let's roll, dummies. 455 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,364 Audience: Aww. 456 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,837 You guys, Flute didn't get his promotion, 457 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,205 so the episode can't end, 458 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,842 which means we're stuck here forever! 459 00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:36,077 This is all my fault. 460 00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,515 Being a girlboss is way harder 461 00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:39,852 than Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't make it seem. 462 00:17:39,953 --> 00:17:41,523 No, it's my fault. 463 00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:43,994 I was so focused on the laugh, I didn't realize 464 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:45,564 I had become the joke. 465 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,732 [Audience laughing] 466 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,002 -Oh, stop it! -[Laughter] 467 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,238 OK. That wasn't even a joke. 468 00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:50,640 [Audience laughing louder] 469 00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:52,243 -What is wrong with you people? -[Laughter] 470 00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:53,646 Maybe Flute was right. 471 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,951 Just because we work together doesn't mean 472 00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,453 we have to be friends, 473 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:58,723 but I'm glad we are. 474 00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:00,359 Audience: Aww. 475 00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:02,396 Greg: I can't believe it's all over, 476 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:05,103 which on these shows is usually when something happens 477 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,273 that makes everything OK. 478 00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:09,378 [Cheering and applause] 479 00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:11,148 Somebody order a chubby male protagonist 480 00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:12,483 with extra cheese? 481 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:13,887 [Audience laughing] 482 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:16,760 -Oh! Thank God you're here! -Get off me! 483 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,028 Let's get you guys out of here. 484 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,431 Nothing can stop us now. 485 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:23,707 No. Don't ever say that in a sitcom, or-- 486 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,009 All: Hello. 487 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:26,512 Look. I can explain. 488 00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:28,415 Fortunately, we're so vain that the only thing 489 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,887 we hate more than being lied to is being rejected, 490 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,290 so make a choice. 491 00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:35,296 Come with us or stay stuck here with them. 492 00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:36,700 [Sentimental music playing] 493 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,836 Well, then I guess I've got a decision to make. 494 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,576 Wait. Where are you going? Just make the decision here! 495 00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,913 Marvin: Too late. The music started. 496 00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:48,189 I thought I'd find you out here. 497 00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:50,059 Oh, um. No, thanks. 498 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:53,065 It's the only way I can give advice. 499 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,171 [Marvin grumbling] 500 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,875 I don't know who to go with. 501 00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,311 I can stay with my coworkers, 502 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:00,947 who constantly annoy me, and be stuck here, 503 00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:04,320 or I can have endless me time with people just like me 504 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,724 and travel the galaxy. 505 00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:07,594 That's a tough choice you got there, bucko, 506 00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,331 and I've got some tough ones, too. 507 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,802 My coworkers don't think I can be a detective, 508 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:12,904 and I feel-- 509 00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:14,675 Ahem. This is kind of my moment. 510 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,612 Oh, right. Well, I'd say 511 00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:19,484 at least the people you work with consider you a friend, 512 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:23,325 and in life friends, friends are the real portals 513 00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:25,697 to worlds we've never seen before. 514 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,635 Wow. That's beautiful. 515 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:31,609 I know exactly what to do. Thanks, me. 516 00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:33,947 Marvin: I'm coming with you! Greg: What?! 517 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,684 Let's go. We have to shut down the rift 518 00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:36,886 Louis C.K. just opened. 519 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,857 Oh, is he using it to go back and save his career? 520 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:44,100 No, he's using it like an intergalactic zipper. 521 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,372 Marvin: Whee! 522 00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:48,108 Greg: Should have known Flute didn't actually 523 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,478 want to be with us. 524 00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:52,818 Marvin: Well, that one didn't, but I do. 525 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,226 It's me. Regular Flute. Earth Flute. Whatever. 526 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,530 We switched ties 527 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,265 so they'd take him and leave me with you 528 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,669 and with this. 529 00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:03,506 So sitcom Flute did get his promotion, 530 00:20:03,639 --> 00:20:06,111 and you stayed with us, but why? 531 00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:07,380 While I may be a lone wolf, 532 00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,985 I don't want to be an alone wolf. 533 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,589 Audience: Aww. 534 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,960 [Applause] 535 00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,409 What do I do? The show's called "Flute." 536 00:20:22,511 --> 00:20:25,149 Do what you want. It's your show now. 537 00:20:25,249 --> 00:20:27,688 Hyaaah! 538 00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:32,130 My show? "Harmony," the story of a single mom, 539 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,432 who was raised by bears, 540 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,671 trying to forge her path in a new wild, 541 00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:38,108 the male-dominated journalism industry. 542 00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:40,012 Man: Heh. Sorry. Nobody's gonna watch that. 543 00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:42,149 Get back on your mark in the kitchen. 544 00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:44,755 Honey...I'm druuuuunk! 545 00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:46,625 [Cheering and applause] 546 00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,671 Greg: Come on. Our song's up. 547 00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:56,846 ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ 548 00:20:56,946 --> 00:21:01,054 ♪ Went to Sitcom World and back again ♪ 549 00:21:01,155 --> 00:21:03,793 ♪ Your name is Flute, you're a pal ♪ 550 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,632 ♪ And you owe me rent ♪ 551 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,307 ♪ The boss threw this party 552 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,782 ♪ And I invited everyone I knew ♪ 553 00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:16,418 I only know work people. 554 00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:20,293 ♪ You'll soon wish you hadn't made this an open bar ♪ 555 00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:23,165 ♪ When I drunkenly yell at you ♪ 556 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,335 All: ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ 557 00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,608 [Screaming] 558 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,210 Marvin: What the hell is wrong with this place? 559 00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:30,947 Why have this?! 560 00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:36,090 Voice: Bento! [Cheering]