1 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:04,804 [echoing gasp] 2 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,211 At long last, the Pre-Cogs have stirred. 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:16,549 Their murky slumber broken by their prophecies for... 4 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,819 this year's yearbook superlatives! 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:25,158 "Most Likely To Work As A Secretary: Lisa Cutter." 6 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,428 Lisa, are you getting all of this? 7 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:32,698 "Most Likely to Not Succeed: Johnny Detention." 8 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:38,170 Oh, my. This must be some kind of mistake. 9 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,539 [water sloshes] 10 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:44,043 "Most Likely To Commit Patricide: Stan Flute." 11 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,311 [students gasp] 12 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,348 Cannonball! 13 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:49,448 [grunts] 14 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:52,051 That is detention for you, Johnny Detention. 15 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,153 This place sucks! 16 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,722 [upbeat music] 17 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,792 [theme song playing] 18 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,944 [printer whirring] 19 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,046 Ooh, a crime report from the school. 20 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,316 Those Pre-Cogs are so creepy. 21 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,652 Still more useful than the Post-Cogs. 22 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,355 That guy got killed. Nailed it. 23 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,589 [sighs] 24 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,624 Hey Martinez, anything in there about a gorgeous coroner 25 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,728 smothering a defenseless cyborg with kisses one day? 26 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,331 I'd hate to get a reputation around here as a wise sage 27 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,665 whose carefully doled-out advice 28 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:43,203 is founded on literal centuries of lived experience, but... 29 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,906 if you wanna get between the thighs, you gotta advertise. 30 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,842 Sounds better in Latin. 31 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,910 Thought you should see this. 32 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,612 Hey, Stan got a superlative. Good for him. 33 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,981 You don't know what patricide means, do you? 34 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:57,483 [chuckling] What? Of course I do. 35 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,852 And I'll tell you, right after I go to the bathroom. 36 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:00,954 With my phone. 37 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,321 To take some pics of my junk. 38 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,522 To send to my doctor. 39 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,692 My junk's fine, I'm just harassing him. 40 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,394 [muffled] Wait, that's what patricide means? 41 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:11,130 Hey, hey, Flute just found out his son is gonna murder him. 42 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,800 Still batting a thousand. Up top! 43 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,971 Hope you like drinking urine! 44 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,572 [tires screech] 45 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:21,608 [gasps] 46 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,676 [both grunt] 47 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,376 Hmm. You're not a threat. 48 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,378 You can fix your little popsicle stick house now. 49 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,014 It's actually the Menendez Brothers' mansion. 50 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,983 Everything's perfectly to scale. 51 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,651 Even Lyle's wig. 52 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,822 There, now you can go kill your parents. 53 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:36,856 [gasps] 54 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,190 What the hell are you doing? 55 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,126 We got a future crime report that says Stan's gonna kill me. 56 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:42,761 What are you talking about? 57 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:43,896 You know... 58 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,964 [gags, grunts] 59 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:47,667 [strains, chokes] 60 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,035 Perhaps if you took as much interest in your son 61 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,171 as you do in miming, 62 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,972 he wouldn't grow up to harbor a murderous rage towards you. 63 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:57,409 I don't know, maybe try going to one of his hobby horse games? 64 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,511 Eh, I'll watch one game, but just so you know, 65 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,014 it's still gonna make me wanna do this. 66 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,615 [hums] 67 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:03,516 [yells] 68 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:09,856 [slurps] 69 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,791 You look like you're in a good mood. 70 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:16,896 Hard not to be sitting next to a handsome, thick manbot. 71 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,431 Me? How many wines have you had? 72 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,067 And I thought you hated wine. Who are you? 73 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:25,738 I'm Off The Clock Wynona. Can I give you my number? 74 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,775 Of most Adam Sandler movies watched in a single night? 75 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,542 Mine's six. 76 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,878 [laughs] We should go out on a date. 77 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,313 To an Adam Sandler movie? 78 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,315 Last I checked, The Sandman was locked 79 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,451 in a nine-figure first-look deal at Netflix, 80 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,787 so we can watch at my place. 81 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:42,889 Call me. 82 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,492 [gutturally] You can do it! 83 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,926 [dinging] 84 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:49,529 [triumphant fanfare] 85 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:04,209 Don't let those Pembrooke girls intimidate you. 86 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,478 We are the ones who ride stick horses 87 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,049 through undemanding jumps and turns! 88 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,916 You got this, Stanbiscuit! 89 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,253 Don't think about the fact that you always come in last. 90 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,221 Or that your dad is here. 91 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,756 Holy horsifer! [gasps] 92 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,325 My dad's never been to any of my games. 93 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,327 Put it outta your mind, kid! 94 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:23,796 I'll give you something else to think about. 95 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,398 Here, it's inappropriate, but necessary. 96 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,435 [bones rattling] [murmuring] 97 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:30,969 [groans] 98 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,237 Hey Wyno. 99 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,973 Because you were drinking wine last night 100 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,240 when you gave me your number. 101 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,775 [groans] No idea what you're talking about. 102 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,111 Probably because I have the worst headache ever. 103 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,879 I got severed yesterday. 104 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:41,648 E-Excuse me? 105 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:45,517 Severed. It's this new procedure at Grimsburg Cybernetics. 106 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,386 They snip your brain so different versions of you 107 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:48,654 can live different parts of your life. 108 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,423 Totally new idea. Never been done. 109 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,425 What did you do that for? 110 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,694 Because my dating life was garbage. 111 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,563 You'd be surprised how many guys in Grimsburg 112 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:59,098 want you to put them in a diaper. 113 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,166 Or maybe you wouldn't. 114 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,533 If you're going through a hard time, 115 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,669 cut your bangs, not your brain! 116 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,538 Just find someone who loves you for you, flaws and alls. 117 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,674 No thanks. I just want to focus on my work. 118 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,510 Finding a guy is the other Wynona's problem now. 119 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,613 But I genuinely hope that happens for her. 120 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,316 I have a pretty good feeling it might. 121 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,518 See you later. 122 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,520 A-And by later, I mean tomorrow. At work. 123 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,791 Not tonight. At your apartment. Bye! 124 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,693 Forgot to ask everybody, what's 125 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,996 your favorite movie candy? Wynona, you go first. 126 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:32,599 [Garren, over P.A.] Next up, 127 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:36,469 Stan Flute riding Cinnamon Rainbow Starship. 128 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,171 [Sports Dad] Whoo! 129 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,304 [Stan pants] 130 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,906 Yes! Yes! Go! Go! Go! 131 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:41,473 [grunts] 132 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:42,742 [Sports Dad] Heck yeah! 133 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:43,742 Oh, yeah! 134 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,078 - [Stan grunts] - Yeah! Whoo! 135 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,682 [gasping breaths] 136 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,184 Hey, psst. That kid who came in seventh. 137 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,319 Is that good or embarrassing? 138 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,287 Stan usually comes in dead last, 139 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,423 but he just qualified us for the playoffs. 140 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,825 Playoffs? [sighs] 141 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,562 Sorry about that. I just got this weird heat in my chest 142 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,530 as you described my son's victory to me. 143 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,998 That's called "pride." 144 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,666 Pride? But I'm not gay. 145 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,169 Well, you made him, didn't you? 146 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,337 I did. 147 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,438 So, if I made him and he's good at sports, 148 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,007 then that means I'm good at sports! 149 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,009 Thanks, Sports Dad! 150 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,445 Did you see that? 151 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:22,047 You just got finger approval from your Dad! 152 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,551 Finger approval? [sighs] 153 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:29,189 Well, hey there, bot stuff. 154 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,756 I know it's not Sandler's best work, 155 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,725 but should we start withHubie Halloween? 156 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,794 It's not as seasonally dependent as you might think. 157 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,867 It appears your mere presence elevated Stan today. 158 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:45,205 So he made me proud, and I made him win. 159 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,638 Kind of a symbiotic relationship, 160 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,507 like those little birds who clean alligator teeth. 161 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,508 Dibs on alligator! 162 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,577 We would love to see you again. 163 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,746 The playoffs begin Monday at Pembrooke. 164 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,915 And then back here on the 9th against Pembrooke. 165 00:06:56,916 --> 00:07:00,252 And the 12th for the semifinal against... 166 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,121 [mumbling indistinctly] 167 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,222 Nope, nope, nope. 168 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,189 Ah! 169 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,191 Pembrooke! 170 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,359 It is not a popular sport. 171 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,228 Dad, the team is going for ice cream. 172 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:10,329 Can I get some too? 173 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,930 You can, but you won't. 174 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,901 Far too much sugar if you want to win. 175 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,369 As your new conditioning coach and conditional father, 176 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,604 I'll now be tracking your food intake 177 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,339 on Google Sheets. Is that clear? 178 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,841 Aye, aye, Captain! 179 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,277 I wish more parents were like you, 180 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,779 willing to deprive their progeny 181 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,647 to give them light body dysmorphia 182 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,384 in support of the all powerful "W"! 183 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,220 Can we go get ice cream? Can we? Can we? 184 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:36,121 Oh, all right. 185 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,489 Yes, yes, yes-- 186 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,725 But no toppings! 187 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,094 [squeals] 188 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,001 Time! Still too slow. Is this just horseplay to you? 189 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:49,569 No. [panting] 190 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,005 Well, it should be. Take a knee. 191 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,406 The most important thing I can teach you 192 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,408 is that it's not whether you win or lose, 193 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,544 it's how you play the game... 194 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,078 is what losing losers say! 195 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,513 Winning is the most important thing there is. 196 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:02,848 - More important than integrity. - [panting] 197 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,917 [Flute] Or democracy. Or clean drinking water. 198 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,586 You can drink up to four cups of Jacuzzi water and be fine. 199 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,422 But you can't drink a single cup of winning. 200 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,890 Doesn't exist. 201 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:11,925 Run it again. 202 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,295 I couldn't help but overhear your dad 203 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,696 emotionally waterboarding you. 204 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,565 If wins are what you're looking for, 205 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,166 you're gonna need this. 206 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,735 It's called Clippity Clop. 207 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,571 Rub a little on your stick and hold on tight. 208 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:26,939 Is this even legal? 209 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,175 Do you want your dad to slap you on the back 210 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,810 after you win a game or not? 211 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,579 Considering how many times 212 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,979 you've made yourself choke on jelly beans 213 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,115 just to know what that pat would feel like, 214 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,786 I'd say, yeah, take the weird horsey drug. 215 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,859 Staying up talking about Adam Sandler all night? 216 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,961 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 217 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:52,866 Me too! My whole life, AKA the thirty eight hours 218 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,902 I've spent in this limited space and time so far. 219 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,071 I'm gonna go make us breakfast. 220 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,439 [electronic ding] 221 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,507 Was that a toaster, because I can't-- 222 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,209 [hums, screams] 223 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,310 Ah! 224 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,278 Sorry. You scared me. 225 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,714 You must be a friend of Off The Clock Wynona. 226 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,016 Uh, how many Wynonas are there? 227 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,619 A lot. She bought a whole severance package. 228 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,021 Basically, there's an outie 229 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,489 for anything Wynona doesn't want to do herself. 230 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,391 For cooking. Dating. Driving. 231 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,993 Saying hello to her elderly neighbor. 232 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,162 - How does that even work? - I don't know. 233 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,764 Outside of this room, I have no idea what happens. 234 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:29,468 Speaking of, are you and Off The Clock Wynona 235 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,937 handling each other's evidence? 236 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,540 Well, we did a lot of hand-holding last night, 237 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,542 if that's what you mean. 238 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,510 It's not, and that's a good thing. 239 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,611 Stay in here and keep me company? 240 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,848 I should probably get back to... 241 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,850 Oh. 242 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,754 Also, oh! 243 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:51,523 [Garren, over P.A.] Ladies and two gentlemen, 244 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,692 welcome to Month Madness, 245 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,062 where the top hobbyhorse teams in Grimsburg 246 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,430 - face off to find out... - Come on. Come on. You got this! 247 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,566 ...who will be number one and who will be the other one! 248 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,634 Yes, yes! Yes! 249 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,502 [Garren, over P.A.] Stan Flute finishes fifth! 250 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,238 I made him with my body! 251 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:08,842 Whoo! 252 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,442 [Garren, over P.A.] Stan takes fourth! 253 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,544 My kid's better than yours. 254 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,046 Which means I'm better than you. Bye bye! 255 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:14,914 [roaring] 256 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,549 I worry he doesn't have the raw calf strength 257 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,318 for a canter flip, but-- 258 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,553 Oop, gotta go. 259 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,890 - [tires squeal] - [roars, gunfire] 260 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,225 [laughs] 261 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,826 [Garren, over P.A.] Stan takes third! 262 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,829 Can't imagine what's next! 263 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,065 Second place. Should have seen that coming. 264 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,805 [upbeat romantic music playing] 265 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,054 [romantic music continues] 266 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,424 [cheers, applause] 267 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,325 [gasps] 268 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,229 Does he want me to... 269 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,898 Run to him, Stan! 270 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,701 Fulfill our Dirty Dancingfantasy! 271 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,502 - [gasps] - Engage your core! 272 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,571 [romantic upbeat music plays] 273 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,239 Nobody puts Baby in the corner. 274 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,709 [grunts] Nobody told me you were this heavy. 275 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,111 Baby's going down. [groans] 276 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,513 [both laughing] 277 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,582 I got you something, Car Wynona. 278 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,883 [gasps] 279 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,620 Sorry! It's just I never thought I'd find anyone 280 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,722 who would love me despite all my red flags. 281 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,890 What red flags? 282 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,759 A lot of men would consider the fact 283 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,362 my entire existence is confined to a car a deal breaker. 284 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,130 [scoffs] Not me! 285 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,398 Cars are my favorite mode of transportation 286 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,633 and Pixar movie... 287 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,267 that's not about toys. 288 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,236 OrCoco. 289 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,339 [screams] 290 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:47,874 Hmm. 291 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,946 Uh, uh, I'll go take care of that dangerous puffy pervert. 292 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,448 And they're all special in their own way! 293 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,518 Oh, you should see Wynona Who Opens The Thin Produce Bags 294 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,620 At The Grocery Store. 295 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,323 She gets so frustrated. [laughs] It's adorable. 296 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,158 Again, I hate to be the source of infinite wisdom. 297 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,227 I really do want you guys to see me as a good hang, 298 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,798 but if you want the whole pizza, why settle for slices? 299 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,566 [frustrated grunt] Ugh, I am so unsevering! 300 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,669 My outies are ruining everything. 301 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,037 They always make me late, 302 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,205 and I'm pretty sure I'm a little drunk right now. 303 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,808 I thought I could have a bangin' dating life 304 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,576 and a great career, but... 305 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,911 [sighs] I guess I was wrong. 306 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,580 Aw, honey. A woman can't have it all. 307 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,549 Can you imagine what would happen 308 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,551 if I had height plus this rack? 309 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,687 You're right. 310 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,688 I'm gonna book the appointment first thing tomorrow, 311 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,058 and go back to being the only Wynona. 312 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,125 [whimpers] 313 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,195 Yeah! [grunts] 314 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,433 Uh, Stan? Bud? This seems like more than just looksmaxxing, 315 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,467 which has me worrymaxxing. 316 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,636 What if we play a board game? 317 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,138 Or maybe try wringing out the ol' skin washcloth again? 318 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,574 I'll be way more hands off this time. 319 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,677 I don't have time for folly! 320 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,245 No! My Clippity Clop's gone! 321 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,214 Without it, I'll lose everything. 322 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,117 My winning streak, my dad's love, 323 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,852 my burgeoning musculature! [gasps] 324 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,987 We have to get more! [grunts, pants] 325 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,856 Your dad's here. You okay? 326 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,991 I'm better than okay. 327 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,429 I'm a winner. And I always will be. 328 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,231 O-kay. 329 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:22,134 This is just a hobby, remember? It's right there in the name. 330 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:26,439 This isn't just a hobby horse. This is a way of life-y horse! 331 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,977 This seems like an ex-husband problem. 332 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,347 Uh, the problem with Pepper is her legs are too short. 333 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,248 Or her horse is too long. 334 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,750 Either way, I don't know what Pentos is thinking 335 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:37,817 putting her in the three spot. 336 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,785 Do you want me to talk to him? I can talk to him. 337 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,787 I'll talk to him. 338 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,490 Uh, I need to go use the bathroom for a while. 339 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,491 Don't come in there. 340 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,558 [gasps] 341 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,495 Sorry, it's just, you sounded just like me. 342 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,430 I'm fine. Go. 343 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,433 Two Stan Specials, on the house. Don't let the town down. 344 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:58,471 Wow. That is... almost there. Can I speak with your chef? 345 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,443 What's wrong? You're acting weird. 346 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,780 Off The Clock Wynona, I need to tell you something... 347 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,049 Your innie has decided 348 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,750 - to unsever herself. - [sobs] 349 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,419 Which means we'll never see each other again, 350 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,187 Elevator Wynona. 351 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,089 [shakily] I like to push the buttons. 352 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,427 I know you do. I know you do. 353 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,795 Let's enjoy the drive, Car Wynona, 354 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,430 because it'll probably be our last. 355 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,165 [tires screech] 356 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,299 [sobbing] I can't believe she's doing this to us! 357 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,668 I know. I don't want it to end either. 358 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,803 [car horn honks] 359 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,672 But what if it doesn't end? 360 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,840 What are you...? 361 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:35,975 Run away with me! 362 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,944 We'll live in the car. Eat at drive-thrus. 363 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,045 There's a car wash 364 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,947 with a great deal on wax and wedding packages. 365 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,115 And we'll need it too, 366 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,982 because we'll have to use the backseat as a bathroom. 367 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,652 But we'll be together. 368 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,521 You're right! We can't turn back now. 369 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,523 Because this is a one-way street. 370 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,661 I told you I don't have any more! 371 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,697 You want a hit off my inhaler? 372 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,933 Do I look like I have asthma? [panting] 373 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,135 This is anger-based panting. 374 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,438 Hey, I need to borrow your glasses to show the... 375 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,040 chef? 376 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,576 Stan, what's going on? 377 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,111 Dad, I have to tell you something. 378 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,346 I've been using Clippity Clop. 379 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,249 You're using per-horse-mance enhancing drugs? 380 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,985 I need it to win, Dad. And you said winning 381 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,854 is the most important thing there is. 382 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,390 So help me win. Find me more! 383 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,558 But after that you're done, right? 384 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,127 So done. 385 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,728 And you'll never use that stuff again? 386 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,828 Never again. 387 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,597 You swear? 388 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,065 I swear. 389 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,834 Unless I make All-Stars. 390 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,203 Well, you're gonna make All-Stars. 391 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,415 My hobby horse isn't running so well. 392 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,452 Got anything that might help his... clippity clop? 393 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:59,159 Flute? What-- What are you-- Uh-- Oh. 394 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,493 You're not gonna bench Stan, are you? 395 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,328 Oh, God, no. 396 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,998 We win and I get a box of chisel-tipped dry erase markers. 397 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,500 With caps. 398 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,136 But what do you get? Hmm? 399 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,371 When Stan takes it, he wins. 400 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,641 And when he wins, I get to feel like I did something right. 401 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,543 So he needs this. 402 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,779 Sometimes we need not what goes in the body, 403 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,915 but what goes in... 404 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,415 He injects it in his heart? 405 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,218 I can't watch that. I get woozy opening a Capri-Sun. 406 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,188 I'm talking about your dependence, 407 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:32,091 which is far more dangerous, for you are addicted to pride. 408 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,627 The pride you feel when your son doeth well. 409 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,363 What's wrong with that? 410 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:41,100 Nothing. But you must also feel it when he doeth not well 411 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:45,505 or pride will be the deatheth of you! 412 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,508 Ooh, samples! 413 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,009 [Wynona] We should really start thinking 414 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,844 about school districts we want to park in. 415 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,346 With your brains and my driving, 416 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,215 I bet we could end up with a Lincoln Lawyer. 417 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,216 Hey, look! There's the cemetery 418 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,818 where you threw your birthday party. 419 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,119 Remember Kang passed out 420 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,121 and we buried him in a open grave as a joke? 421 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,256 Oh, and I got you that personal cremator. 422 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,659 You, you don't like that kinda stuff? 423 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,361 Death? [scoffs] No. 424 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,496 Car accidents are the leading cause 425 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,366 of fatalities for adults age 18 to 35. 426 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,368 My innie must have been a bad influence on you. 427 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,772 It's a good thing I'm taking over her life. Phew! 428 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,540 Yeah, I guess you will be taking over her life. 429 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,979 And that's great. I won't miss the OG Wynona at all. 430 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,381 You-- You've been driving for awhile. 431 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,851 Why don't we switch and you take a nap? 432 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,219 A nap? I've never slept before. 433 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,755 But people keep telling me it's good. 434 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,958 Finally! Did you get it? Where is it? 435 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,860 I got it, but I also got the best idea 436 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,962 for your opening combo. 437 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,431 What if you start with half-pass, canter zig-zag, 438 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,966 flying change into, get this, a leg yield. 439 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,002 - [growls] - [grunts] 440 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,536 Just give it to me, old man! 441 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,506 [Pentos]"Most Likely To Commit Patricide..." 442 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,308 [Flute] Hey, Stan got a superlative. Good for him. 443 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,478 [Martinez] You don't know what patricide means, do you? 444 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,348 [gulps] 445 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,182 You put it on. 446 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,516 Uh, but I don't wanna... 447 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,019 I can't risk having it on my hands. 448 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,755 Do it! Rub it in until it's dry. 449 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,990 [sobs] 450 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,227 [laughs] 451 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,165 Wait, what are we doing at the precinct? 452 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,534 I'm sorry, but I can't do this to your innie. 453 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,304 Sure, she can be aloof, forgetful, and yeah, 454 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,139 she's a little too into death. 455 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,574 But as someone who's legally dead, 456 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,176 I can honestly say I've never felt more alive 457 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,478 than when I'm around her. 458 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,613 But she doesn't even want you. I do! 459 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,350 I know. But if I stay with you, she won't exist. 460 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,086 And I'd rather be alone in a world she's in 461 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,356 than in love in a world she's not. 462 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,392 Buckle up, buttercup. 463 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,892 [grunts] 464 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:47,794 [yells] 465 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,629 [slurps] 466 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,200 [electronic ding] 467 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,202 Ugh, I'm so getting unsevered. 468 00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,306 This is why no one is watching Apple TV-plus. 469 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,343 It all comes down to this 470 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,646 in a championship matchup nobody saw coming, 471 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,217 Pembrooke versus Grimsburg Middle. 472 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,985 [fireworks whistling] 473 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,120 [upbeat dance music playing] 474 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,689 ♪ It's time to get up Time to move it ♪ 475 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:16,989 ♪ Move it ♪ 476 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,358 ♪ It's time to get up ♪ 477 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,660 ♪ It's time to rock it now ♪ 478 00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:23,863 Cinnamon Rainbow Starship? You okay? 479 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,335 ♪ It's time to rock it now ♪ 480 00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:31,705 [slowed] No! 481 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,540 [grunts] 482 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,343 [crowd gasps] 483 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:41,281 No! 484 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,818 You might want to shut your eyes if you don't want fluff in 'em. 485 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,755 But how did you do it? 486 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,592 I saw you put the Clippity Clop on there. 487 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,426 Or did you? 488 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,363 I took a miming summer intensive at École Internationale de Mime. 489 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,264 Don't believe me? Catch. 490 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,267 [grunts] Huh? Why did you do it? 491 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,770 I wanted to prove that you didn't need that stuff. 492 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,739 But I clearly did! 493 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,640 I didn't win, 494 00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:11,277 so now you're gonna stop coming to my games and stuff. 495 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,278 Any idiot can cheer on a champion. 496 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,447 But it takes a real parent to love a loser. 497 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,517 Let's go get some ice cream... 498 00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:18,885 loser. 499 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,287 [Garren, over P.A.] And there it is! 500 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,956 Stan got the pat he's been waiting for, 501 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:27,460 and Flute got over himself long enough to give it. 502 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,263 And now with a new appreciation for each other, 503 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,065 Father and Son head home-- 504 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,067 Hey, Garren. Seriously? 505 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,169 I know. 506 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,837 You're not the first person to grow tired of this voice. 507 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,143 That distinction goes to my wife who left me just last week. 508 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,346 [laughing] Talk about a Month Madness! 509 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,586 Hey, how'd the unsevering surgery go? 510 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,989 I'm never getting a Groupon for anything but paintball again. 511 00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:00,959 Uh... So... back to the dating scene, huh? 512 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,628 Nah. I'm done dating. 513 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,164 I might just be too into death to find love. 514 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:08,668 Nah. You'll find someone. I know it. 515 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,837 You're sweet to say that. 516 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:16,942 Why are you staring at me? 517 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,911 Uh, pizza time! 518 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,347 [printer whirs] 519 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,614 Okay, Harm. Good news for me, bad for you. 520 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,217 I'm clear, but the Pre-Cogs have named Stan 521 00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:26,785 "Most Likely to Commit Matricide." 522 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,390 Whoa, calm down. You just gotta get him a new bed.