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They say to travel is to live.
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Well, maybe, if a day at the airport
doesn't suck the life out of you first.
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I mean, where else would you be told
to arrive two hours early
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only to become dangerously close
to being two hours late?
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Still, I think my travels last year
were good for me.
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They seemed to broaden my outlook.
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To a degree.
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So now, I'm taking on
what is apparently a must-do
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for any respectable traveler.
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I'm doing Europe.
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All right. Where are we, exactly?
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I'm going all continental...
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from the very top to the very bottom.
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I'm heading off the beaten track
to discover some real hidden gems...
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Are you getting this?
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...and embrace
this budding spirit for adventure.
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Look at me. No hands.
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They're right here. What is this, the bow?
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I'll be educating my taste buds...
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Wow, that was so good.
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Grapes are ready.
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...and trying to live like a local.
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Welcome to my village.
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This is insane.
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I just saved your life. Remember me.
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I'm packing any worries in my luggage...
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Here they come. Here they come.
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You never know what the body's gonna do
when it's in abject terror.
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I don't think I've done anything
quite like this since I was a kid.
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...and I'm about to utter three words
I've never said before.
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Ready for takeoff.
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If Sweden taught me more than I thought
I'd ever know about mosquitoes...
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I'm hoping this next stop
on my European travels
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can teach me even more about me.
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Scotland is my mother country,
or should I say my mother's country.
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My mother was born in Scotland
and lived here till she was 13.
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This is my very first trip.
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And it's not just my family
with close connections to Scotland.
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{\an8}The family that's been coming back here
time and time again is the Windsors.
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The British royals.
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From Queen Victoria
to Queen Elizabeth II and now Eugene I.
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Thank you very much.
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{\an8}They say it's better late than never
and at the age of 76, I'm living proof,
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{\an8}as I've traveled nearly
a thousand miles from Sweden
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{\an8}to the far North of Great Britain to
touch my family tree in bonnie Scotland.
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My journey of self-discovery starts in
the place where the late Queen Elizabeth
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chose to spend her final days.
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The Highlands.
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I can kind of see why this would be a
place for them to escape to.
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Quite beautiful.
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And vast.
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The Highlands is home to roughly
10,000 square miles of stunning,
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if somewhat rugged scenery.
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All right. Where are we, exactly?
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If I'm staying in a tent in Scotland,
this could be the last episode.
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My mum grew up in Glasgow.
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You know, there was a difference
in lifestyles, I think,
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between my mum's Scotland
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and the Scotland of the Windsors.
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I'm planning a pilgrimage back to Glasgow,
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but here in the Highlands,
I'll be staying in a pad that looks...
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and sounds fit for a king.
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Welcome to Scotland. I'm Lynne.
I'm the owner of Candacraig House.
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Well, thank you.
This is what I call a welcome.
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Can I show you inside?
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- I would love to see inside.
- Okay.
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Yes.
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Candacraig is a luxury Highland estate
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dating back to the 17th century,
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which makes it
around 200 years older than Canada.
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But today, this whole place and its
12 bedrooms can be yours for a steal,
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if your steals start at $12,000 a night.
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Very nice.
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This house is actually designed
by the same architect as Balmoral Castle,
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where the royal family are.
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- How close are we to Balmoral Castle?
- Yeah, about half an hour away.
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Wow, so literally, your neighbors.
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- Absolutely, yes.
- And they've been in here?
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- They have.
- Okay.
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The current king
and queen have been guests.
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I guess when you already own a castle,
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you kinda wanna nose
around in everyone else's.
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- In here?
- Yes.
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But it's not just the royals
who like it here.
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This is our dining room.
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Well, you know you're in Scotland.
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Many of your Hollywood colleagues
have been in here over the years.
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- Okay. Who was here?
- Steve Martin.
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Robin Williams.
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Sean Connery.
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- Really?
- So I think you're in good company.
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Gentlemen, the answer is simple.
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Sean Connery,
he was sitting in one of these chairs.
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Tartan, we've seen it in kilts.
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I've never seen it on the walls and
on the ceiling, and on the lampshades.
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Tartan city.
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But an excess of tartan isn't
the only thing on my mind.
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I've arranged to meet Michael,
a Scottish expert in Jewish ancestry...
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- It's good to meet you.
- How are you? Nice to meet you.
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...who's been unearthing the family history
of my mum, Rebecca "Betty" Kudlatz.
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Listen, it's a little scary.
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{\an8}You never wanna uncover the kind of
information that's gonna be embarrassing.
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"Your great-grandparents
were murdering thieves,
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unfortunately doing
a lot of plundering and pillaging."
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"Really?
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Really? Okay."
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{\an8}First of all, we have
an extended family tree
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{\an8}and these are your great-grandparents,
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Samuel and Nellie.
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I have never seen these pictures before.
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So these are Louis's--
your grandfather's parents.
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They came from a small
town called Nasielsk,
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{\an8}which is about 25 to 30 miles north,
northwest of Warsaw.
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And it was 1891 that
the family came to Glasgow.
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- What was that name of the--
- Nasielsk.
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Nasielsk.
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Did your mother ever say why did
they go to Glasgow in the first place
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and then why did they decide
to go to Canada?
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Well, people at the turn of the century
were kind of coming to America, right?
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Yeah.
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But I don't know necessarily
why they chose Scotland. Do you?
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At that time, it was actually quite rare
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to get boats which went from mainland
Europe all the way to North America.
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It was very expensive
and these were very poor families.
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So most families would do
the journey in two steps...
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- Right. Okay.
- ...to pay for the journey.
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And they came to Glasgow,
and that must've been a bit of a shock
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because they went to live in the Gorbals,
which was a very poor area.
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- Right.
- Although they stayed there for 30 years.
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Yeah.
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And here's a photograph of the family.
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Your mother is-- I think
she's one of the youngest.
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- Is that her?
- I think that might be her.
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Yeah, that's my mum.
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Yikes.
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I'm actually proud that I,
you know, had relatives
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who wanted a better life for their family.
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And to think what they had
to go through at the time,
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you know, that's pretty major stuff.
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If my mum had stayed in Scotland,
of course, I, you know,
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I don't know who you'd
be interviewing right now.
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I certainly wouldn't be here, I mean,
because she met my dad in Canada.
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It's extraordinary to consider
these sliding door moments in life.
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And while I've never been
to this beautiful country,
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it clearly shaped my mother's childhood.
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Now I'm finally here,
I want to embrace everything.
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So I've accepted an invitation
from one of the locals
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to what I'm told is
a do-not-miss national pastime.
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- Robert.
- Hello. How lovely to see you.
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I'm assuming it can't be as unnerving
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as moose hunting in Sweden.
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Or can it?
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What are we up to? Where are we going?
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Well, we're gonna do
something nice and traditional today.
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We're gonna take you down
to the River Dee in Royal Deeside
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to do some salmon fishing.
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- Salmon fishing.
- Yes.
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Okay.
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Why is salmon fishing
so popular here in Scotland?
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Well, Eugene, we've got really lovely
rivers, with some amazing salmon in them.
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You know, they're a very energetic fish.
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So, as tiny, little fish,
they sail down this freshwater rivers,
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they then will sail
right across the Atlantic Ocean,
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and that fish will then turn
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and go right back to
the same river it came from.
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It's coming back to spawn,
it's not coming back to get caught.
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The salmon's migration back to Scotland
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sounds considerably
more hazardous than my own,
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but these prized fish draw
anglers here from all over the world.
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And landing one isn't
quite as easy as you'd think,
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so Robert's enlisted
the help of an expert.
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- John.
- Eugene.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Welcome to Royal Deeside.
- Thank you.
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Excited to be here.
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John is a gillie,
a Gaelic word for attendant.
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I guess a kind of Highland guide.
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There's nothing he doesn't know about
fishing, except for how bad I am at it.
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Although, he'll soon find out.
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Right. Got something nice for you to wear.
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The whole thing
is not to offend the gillie.
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Okay, lads, if we just get the braces up.
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I'm gonna be the good student.
I'm gonna be the good pupil.
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I'm gonna be really enthusiastic.
I don't wanna ruin his day.
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Look at you. Looking the part, Eugene.
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The cast I'm gonna
teach you is the Circle C.
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Round.
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And the second part of the cast,
the actual coming round,
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is lift a tray of drinks.
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And it's whisky, and it's my whisky.
I don't want you spilling any of it.
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If John thinks I'll be able to do that,
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he must've raided
the drinks cabinet already.
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Right. Easy enough.
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But I guess the best
thing to do is just give it a go.
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Sweep it right round.
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- Yeah, there you go.
- Look at that. Well done.
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- Spot-on.
- That's good.
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Give it another go.
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Perfect.
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- Well done again.
- Superb.
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How's that?
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All we need to do is catch our salmon now.
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All right.
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This could be my whole new thing,
you know?
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Give up golf, pick up salmon fishing.
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I get why people might find this
the most relaxing thing in the world,
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because it is quite beautiful out here.
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How you doing over there?
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Well, I haven't caught anything.
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How you feeling about it all?
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This is now nosing its
way up as my number-one sport.
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You look very happy.
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I've heard that the royals
enjoy a spot of fishing here too.
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This river runs right
through their estate.
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And I hope they're
having more luck than me,
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because after an hour in the water,
I haven't had so much as a nibble.
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Hey, Eugene, any bites?
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Nothing yet,
but I think I had a few close calls.
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You wanna call it a day?
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- All right. Let's do it.
- Okay.
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The salmon may be off the hook,
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but it seems that drowning your
sorrows is all part of the experience.
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Would you like a wee dram?
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Time for my first hit of the hard stuff.
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I don't care for whisky.
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It's a tough drink,
but the guys that I was fishing with,
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I think they were both delightful Scots,
you know?
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It's kind of the bunch of guys just going,
"Good fish on you." You know?
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It made for a good afternoon.
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And what better way to round off a good
day than by channeling a previous guest,
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Sir Sean Connery,
and ordering a vodka martini?
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I'm kind of liking Scotland
and this is, like, one day in.
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There's a charm to it.
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My mum and that side
of the family is just--
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right at the forefront of my mind.
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You know, it's something I never
thought I-- would hit me this way.
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Tomorrow, I'm determined to discover
more about my family history here.
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Let's hope those bagpipes
don't start too early.
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After a majestic night's sleep,
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I'm beginning to enjoy being
the king of my very own castle.
241
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This is quite magnificent, isn't it?
242
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,300
But today I'm leaving the Highlands behind
243
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and heading to Glasgow to learn
more about my mum's childhood.
244
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,102
My mum only talked about family stories.
245
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:41,942
It wasn't so much about her life in the
Gorbals, so I'm actually excited about it.
246
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,362
It's over a hundred miles to Glasgow,
247
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,783
and I've been told about
a pit stop en route I can't miss.
248
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:56,206
One of the few remaining artisan
craftsmen who does everything by hand.
249
00:15:56,206 --> 00:16:00,210
I'm halfway there to have earned
the right to wear a kilt
250
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,796
because half my family was Scottish.
251
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,300
For family events,
they would put the kilt on
252
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and just kind of, you know,
have a great time.
253
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,554
There'd be a lot of laughs.
254
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,224
And if they can do all
that without wearing any underwear,
255
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:20,397
then this is a family tradition
I have a duty to explore, nervously.
256
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,774
- Hi, Eugene. How are you?
- You must be Bill.
257
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,942
I am so.
258
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,485
Uh-huh.
259
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,323
The key to a kilt is the tartan,
260
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,911
and there are over 9,000
recorded patterns,
261
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,956
nearly half of which symbolize
a different family or clan.
262
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,961
I don't know whether my family has a--
263
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,463
- Yeah.
- A tartan.
264
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:48,800
I don't remember my family
talking about their particular tartan.
265
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,177
Okay.
266
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:54,348
We got to try and find something
that would relate more to yourself,
267
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,599
to be more personal.
268
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,853
Well, my line of work is comedy,
269
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,189
so is there a comedy tartan?
270
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,067
Well-- Depends how comical
you want it to be.
271
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,944
What about this one?
272
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:12,657
It's known as the kosher tartan,
and it's a Jewish tartan.
273
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,118
Well, that sounds like
it's right on the nose, doesn't it?
274
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:21,583
Okay. Now I need to take
some special measurements.
275
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,211
- How do you mean?
- Well, I need your waist,
276
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,503
your bum and your length.
277
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,672
Yes. Okay.
278
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:35,013
I need top of your hip bone
down to the center of your knee.
279
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,434
Apparently, Bill's
made more kilts than I've had bagels.
280
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,562
Although, I'd have laid off them
281
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,939
if I'd known he was coming at me
with a tape measure.
282
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:44,857
All right.
283
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:46,859
Keep in mind I just had lunch.
284
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,277
All right.
285
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,320
Now, there we go.
286
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,364
97 centimeters.
287
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,157
I don't know metric.
288
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,993
It would be around about a 38.
289
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:59,663
It's not a 38. I'm not a 38.
290
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,499
I'm a 34. Yeah.
291
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,501
The tape measure doesn't lie, Eugene.
292
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,506
I think I'm gonna be
in very safe hands with Bill.
293
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,426
Well, I'll not tell
you the sizes for here.
294
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,845
- I'll keep it all to myself, will I?
- Okay.
295
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:15,804
Yeah.
296
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:20,893
I think the detail that goes
into his work is quite intricate.
297
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:21,852
There we go.
298
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:25,105
- Okay. Whatever that is.
- Huge.
299
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,899
Thank you.
300
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:31,028
I sewed a button on a shirt once,
and it was exhausting.
301
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,364
Can I offer you a small libation?
302
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,326
I can't honestly say I'm a scotch drinker.
303
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,286
- Whoa, Nelly.
- Really?
304
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,329
That's good.
305
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,081
Well, here's to you, Bill.
306
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,670
- And to you, Eugene.
- Here's to you and here's to your craft.
307
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,005
Your very good health, sir.
308
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:54,551
Two drams in 24 hours
and I'm still a hesitant whisky drinker.
309
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,513
Now, if I don't get going,
you're not gonna get a kilt.
310
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:05,020
But for me, dressing in a kilt
will always feel like wearing a costume
311
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:09,650
unless I'm able to more
profoundly understand my Scottish roots.
312
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:16,490
If anything tells you I'm truly a
reluctant traveler, it's that only now,
313
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:22,746
a hundred years after my mum left these
shores, I'm finally visiting Glasgow...
314
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,669
the city where she was born.
315
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:36,677
This is about as different
from the Highlands as you can get.
316
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:40,556
I mean, it really does look
like a working-class town.
317
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,227
And I'm kind of glad I'm here.
318
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,733
When my great-grandparents
arrived from Poland,
319
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,444
they and thousands of
other immigrant workers
320
00:19:54,444 --> 00:20:00,117
settled in the Gorbals, a housing district
on the south bank of the River Clyde.
321
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,369
This is the Gorbals.
322
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,914
This is it.
323
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,374
It's an odd feeling.
324
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,460
And I've had plenty of
odd feelings in my life,
325
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,922
but this is a good odd feeling.
326
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:21,013
The building that my mum lived in
until she was 13 was demolished
327
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,182
when the Gorbals was redeveloped.
328
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,312
But genealogy expert, Michael,
offered to show me around
329
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:31,231
a time capsule that does still exist.
330
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,775
So, this has been frozen in time.
331
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,070
This is pretty much kept
as a tenement in Glasgow looked like
332
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,739
in the early 20th century.
333
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:42,576
So, this is the best we can do to
give you a flavor of what life was like.
334
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:44,953
- Okay? So, you ready for it?
- Okay. Let's take a look.
335
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,246
Okay, let's go.
336
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,791
With 60,000 people crammed into an area
337
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:54,922
about half the size of Coney Island,
living conditions in the Gorbals tenements
338
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:58,008
were said to be
amongst the worst in Europe.
339
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,427
And here we are.
340
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:04,515
So, this was the heart of the apartment.
341
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:05,432
The kitchen.
342
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,100
- This is where everything took place.
- Wow.
343
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,269
- A multipurpose room.
- Wow.
344
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,271
They would cook around this table.
345
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,273
- They would eat around this table.
- Okay.
346
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,734
And you may have noticed
something in the corner.
347
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,862
- Bed.
- Yeah.
348
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:22,991
That's called the bed recess because
people actually slept in here as well.
349
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:27,246
You couldn't afford to have a
kitchen room not being used as a bedroom.
350
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,331
Not when you have a large family.
351
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,709
Also, underneath the bed,
you may have the bath,
352
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:36,046
which you would pull out
to fill up with water for the kids.
353
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,297
Oh, my.
354
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:41,552
Your mum and siblings
probably had a bath once a week.
355
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,054
If you were lucky,
you were the first kid to have the bath.
356
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,764
And if you were unlucky,
you were the last kid
357
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,808
to have the bath in the same water.
358
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:49,810
Wow.
359
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,187
This is the 1921 census.
360
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,732
Your great-grandparents had passed away
361
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,902
{\an8}but we have your grandparents,
Louie and Flora,
362
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,364
{\an8}eight children and the boarder
in the same number of rooms,
363
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,199
but not as nice as this one.
364
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,118
- Not as a nice as this one.
- Yeah.
365
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:10,330
Originally, when your family
arrived there would be shared toilets.
366
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:14,668
So, you were probably sharing
a toilet with maybe 25 or 30 others.
367
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,211
- Outside?
- Outside.
368
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,755
Possibly with a door. Possibly not.
369
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:22,092
I don't think that's something
that ever came up in conversation.
370
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,343
Yeah.
371
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,054
I wish I would've actually gotten into
372
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:31,059
how did 11 people actually,
you know, get by.
373
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,979
She never talked
about that kind of detail.
374
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,444
So, here we have the bedroom.
375
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,071
The mattress
is actually made of horsehair,
376
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:46,033
and the bedding is made of straw.
377
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:49,494
So, I'm not quite sure
how comfortable the bed would've been,
378
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,330
but it probably was quite warm.
379
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:55,125
She was a lot of fun,
and she had a great laugh.
380
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:58,962
And she just enjoyed--
381
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:05,552
basically enjoyed life
and always looked at the upside of things.
382
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:11,475
Eleven people in
a two-bedroom situation, you know?
383
00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:13,769
- And yet, never heard a complaint.
- Yeah.
384
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,941
While this might be
the closest I'll ever get
385
00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:21,109
to the home my mum grew up in,
386
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:27,366
{\an8}Michael wants to take me someplace
I can walk in her actual footsteps.
387
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:31,954
When were you last in a synagogue?
388
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:33,622
It's been a while.
389
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:34,790
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
390
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,045
The Garnethill Synagogue.
391
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,966
I'm not quite sure how it
compares to the ones in Canada.
392
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:47,386
I don't think I've been
in a synagogue this old.
393
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:50,639
Right. The synagogue was built in 1879.
394
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:55,185
It was the first purpose-built
synagogue in Scotland,
395
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:58,105
and the Gorbals is about
one-and-a-half miles away.
396
00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:03,777
So, I guess it's possible my mum's family
397
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,696
would've been in here at some point
398
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,573
- for some special occasion?
- Yeah.
399
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,741
They certainly would've
been here for a wedding
400
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,493
or a bar mitzvah or something like that.
401
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,205
Wow.
402
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:19,668
She would've been, you know,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
403
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:24,673
It's hard to think of her
as a little kid, but...
404
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:33,932
Actually being here a hundred years later,
I'm feeling a bit of a, you know-- a tug.
405
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,020
Do you think of her often?
406
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,189
Every day. Yeah.
407
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,690
My mum and my dad.
408
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:45,777
There's always one time in the day
when they just kind of, you know...
409
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,240
come into mind.
410
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:59,833
I feel like I owe it to my mum to
have seen where it was it all started.
411
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:07,633
I've never quite felt the
attachment to where the family is from.
412
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:10,010
It was only an attachment through stories.
413
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,932
So, I'm glad I came.
414
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,016
I'm glad I'm here.
415
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:22,105
And I'm glad I'm kind of reconnecting.
416
00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:49,341
As I wake up on my final day in Scotland,
417
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:53,345
I know that what I learned about
my mum's childhood in Glasgow
418
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,764
will live long in my memory.
419
00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:02,896
But to finish my family story,
there's one more stop I wanna make.
420
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,651
I've discovered the final resting place
421
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:11,154
of two of the bravest
people I'll never know.
422
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:14,992
My great-grandparents, Samuel and Nellie.
423
00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:20,247
{\an8}"In loving memory of our dear mother,
Nellie Kudlatz.
424
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:25,043
{\an8}Died January 1921."
425
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:29,214
{\an8}And my great-grandfather.
426
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,841
{\an8}How about that?
427
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,719
Patriarch, right?
428
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:38,307
Well, it's as close as you can
to touching your own family tree.
429
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:41,185
Getting to the roots of the tree.
430
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:45,063
{\an8}They were looking for a better life.
431
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:48,275
They did a lot with what they had.
432
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,742
Spending time in Scotland
has brought me closer to my clan...
433
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:02,122
and I'm surprised by how at-home I feel.
434
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:06,084
A little Northern Ontario to me.
435
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:11,757
Now we have a-- kind of a full-blown
rainbow peeking up right behind me.
436
00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:15,511
Yeah. It's pretty, isn't it?
437
00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:21,183
When I think of Scotland now, I mean,
438
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:23,894
I'm-- my mind's gonna
kind of run the gamut
439
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:29,566
from Candacraig-- which
is just the grandest place to stay--
440
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:32,027
to the Gorbals, you know?
441
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:35,906
And a connection that
I'm glad I was able to make...
442
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:38,784
coming here.
443
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:47,751
Before I go,
to celebrate my newfound heritage,
444
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:53,715
tonight I've been invited to
a good old-fashioned Scottish shindig.
445
00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:59,388
But if I wanna raise a glass
like a true Scotsman,
446
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:04,142
there's a family favorite I'm gonna
have to develop a taste for first.
447
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,896
My grandfather would--
448
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:14,027
had a little shot of whisky,
once a week, every Friday.
449
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:20,284
I've never been a scotch drinker but I've
always admired scotch drinkers, you know?
450
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:24,663
There's something very cool
about a scotch on the rocks,
451
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:28,584
but I've never been able to down one.
452
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:34,548
So, in honor of my grandfather
and to look a bit cooler,
453
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:39,011
I'm heading to a local distillery
to meet whisky expert, Gary.
454
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,637
Nice to meet you.
455
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:43,307
- Welcome to Loch Lomond distillery.
- Well, thanks for having me.
456
00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:45,642
So, this is where
it all happens, isn't it?
457
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:48,145
Yes, very much so. The magic of whisky.
458
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:54,276
My God, you've got some barrels here.
459
00:28:54,276 --> 00:28:57,738
We hold close to half
a million casks across all our sites.
460
00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:59,156
Okay.
461
00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:02,284
{\an8}Scotch whisky
can only be made in Scotland,
462
00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:07,331
but most of the casks here
actually come from the United States
463
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:09,833
and were once used to hold bourbon.
464
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:13,420
What is it about the casks
that are so critical
465
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,924
to the actual production of the whisky?
466
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:20,552
It'll bring in more flavor,
and it also adds the color.
467
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,388
So, the spirit that comes
from the still is actually clear,
468
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:24,723
{\an8}but once it's in the cask,
469
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:28,477
{\an8}that's where that gets that
wonderful golden, caramel, amber color.
470
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,187
Comes from the cask as well.
471
00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:35,400
Welcome to the warehouse.
472
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,154
In here, we can store
up to around 8,000 casks.
473
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,114
Before we try the actual scotch,
474
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:44,910
I've also brought
a sample of the new make spirit.
475
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,538
So, this is the spirit
that comes off the stills.
476
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:51,834
It's a clear liquid with
all that color coming from the casks.
477
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:53,710
You can give it
a wee swirl around the glass.
478
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:54,795
Just bring it up to the nose.
479
00:29:58,882 --> 00:29:59,967
- It smells--
- Sorry.
480
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:03,220
I should mention
it's a-- this is at 63% alcohol, so...
481
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,888
- I was gonna say. Yeah.
- Yeah.
482
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:09,059
'Cause that just cleared my sinuses
right-- you know, that was--
483
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,894
I wouldn't say it was a healthy sniff.
484
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,116
So, you'll get every bit of
sixty-three-and-a-half percent.
485
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:25,242
Wow.
486
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:28,370
So...
487
00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:31,456
I'll be with you in a second, Gary.
488
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:35,961
Mama.
489
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:42,384
It took-- That just stripped
a few layers of skin off the esophagus.
490
00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:43,594
That was tough.
491
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:46,346
So, why don't we
move on to the whiskies then?
492
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:49,683
But apparently
some kind of alchemy happens
493
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:53,979
once that jet fuel
is left to mature in an old cask.
494
00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,564
This is 18 years old.
495
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,941
It's been in a bourbon cask
for all that time.
496
00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,944
So, can you see straightaway,
there's a difference in the color,
497
00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:02,654
- and that's come from the wood.
- Yeah.
498
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,325
So, you should hopefully get more of
499
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,535
- that fruit character, I guess.
- That smells better.
500
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:09,578
Yes. So, it's mellowed out.
501
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:10,787
Right.
502
00:31:11,288 --> 00:31:12,956
So, if you wanna give it a try.
503
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,917
Here's looking up your kilt, as they say.
504
00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:19,838
That's wonderful.
505
00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,298
This is actually
506
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:25,093
- a very good-tasting drink.
- Yeah. Super.
507
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,638
It's almost like a stewed apple character.
508
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:30,474
I'm getting an almost-drunk sensation.
509
00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:33,477
That was better than
I thought it would be.
510
00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,438
I was surprised actually.
511
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:37,814
You pick up any flavors on it?
512
00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:39,858
Nope.
513
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,614
Back at my castle,
514
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:49,284
it's time to celebrate
before my journey continues.
515
00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:54,581
And I finally feel ready to
proudly wear my kosher kilt.
516
00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,584
- Wow.
- Well, well, well.
517
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,461
Well, well, well.
518
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:00,671
Do you feel comfortable?
519
00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:02,798
Yes, I feel very comfortable.
520
00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:05,342
My own-- very own tartan. Huh?
521
00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:13,058
Tonight, the best of Scotland
is on the menu.
522
00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:14,309
Good whisky...
523
00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:15,310
- Cheers.
- Here we go.
524
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,436
Cheers.
525
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:19,273
...which I can now genuinely appreciate.
526
00:32:20,399 --> 00:32:23,068
Haggis, Scotland's national dish...
527
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:24,570
Quite good.
528
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:28,866
...which might take me
a little longer to get on board with.
529
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,034
And a wee Highland fling.
530
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:41,461
Well, I grew up
not really feeling Scottish,
531
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:47,050
and somehow,
it has seeped into me in a few days,
532
00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:50,345
that connection to
my mum's side of the family.
533
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,973
And that surprised me in a good way.
534
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:58,687
There's kind of an attitude
that my mum had, and her family.
535
00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,898
They were a very fun-loving people.
536
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:06,945
Everybody that I've met seemed to
reflect that high-spirited affability.
537
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:20,501
I was hoping for some adventures
on my European journey,
538
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:25,756
but what I wasn't expecting was
a new perspective on my own life.
539
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:29,760
I came to Scotland
feeling like a stranger,
540
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:35,057
but I leave here knowing that
this country is part of who I am.
541
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:38,393
And I think my mum would be proud.
542
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,855
Well done, Eugene.
543
00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:44,942
Good.
544
00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:46,985
That's a workout.
545
00:33:48,779 --> 00:33:50,614
Luckily, I've got air-conditioning.
546
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:56,703
Next time...
547
00:33:57,412 --> 00:34:01,875
My European journey brings me to
the most visited country in the world.
548
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,419
Let's do the French kiss.
You're in France.
549
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:06,547
Full speed ahead, driver.
550
00:34:06,547 --> 00:34:08,882
You know you're in France
when a car was designed
551
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,260
for two farmers and a sack of potatoes.
552
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,594
Feel like one of the Backstreet Boys.
553
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,597
That doesn't seem like a good idea.
554
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,349
I don't think they like me.
555
00:34:17,349 --> 00:34:19,268
I try to have a joie de vivre every day.
556
00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:21,103
This is pretty good.
557
00:34:21,103 --> 00:34:22,353
- See that?
- I see that.
558
00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:23,730
- Left.
- Uh-oh.
559
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:27,484
He's late. I don't usually wait for men.