- Lesa, you didn't say it was going to be on the beach.
Ooh!
What the hell? - Next time, wedges.
- I brought you a gift.
Just like you, there's so much sweetness,
and juiciness, and deliciousness in it.
- That is the biggest compliment she's ever paid me.
We had the best time, actually.
- Don't steal my best friend. [laughing]
- Love how we're, like, kinda coordinating.
- We do match. - The ring...
- Taleen is one of my closest girlfriends in Dubai.
You got to know Stanbury a little bit at Beyonce.
- Yeah. - She said that you fell over
and that she was like,
"Oh, is that how she has fun?"
- The way it was brought to me was,
"I can't believe Taleen behaves like this."
- I said that to you? - Yeah.
- There you go.
- Did she consume a bottle of tequila
before she got here? - No.
- What is happening here?
- I literally ----ing opened up to you
about my story.
Then, I see you calling me a victim, going everywhere.
- I said, "Your story is not an excuse
for you to be mean to people."
- You are not a good person.
Maybe you should check your soul.
- Maybe you should buy your own clothes, Chanel.
- Instead of doing all these face surgeries,
get your soul surgery.
**
- The only thing old about me, darling,
is my money.
- In the land of excess,
I find my riches within.
- Take it from me, if you know how to stay chill,
you'll never get burned.
- I may be building glass houses,
but you'll never see me crack.
- The desert might be hot,
but I always find the shade.
- If you're jealous of me, that's okay, honey,
I would be, too.
* Dubai Dubai Dubai it's the place to be *
- Is the oven on?
I'm thinking, like, we do some smoked salmon.
- All right, guys. Come on.
- Where are you taking them?
- I'm gonna take 'em to West Beach.
- Okay. - Let's go. We gotta go.
- All right, CB. Let's prep some of this
'cause the girls are gonna come over.
We're not gonna be carbing it too much.
- Tal? Is Sienna-- - Yeah, babe.
- Sienna's not-- is she gonna go like this?
- Yeah, but she needs shoes.
- All right. Where's their shoes?
- Oh, my God.
Where would shoes be?
They'd be in a closet, right?
You do not know where her closet is?
Here. - All right.
- Where's Gigi?
Oh, my God, those are my nipple pasties.
What are you doing with my nipple pasties?
[laughing] No, no, Gigi.
My house, it's a [speaking Armenian].
[speaking Armenian] in Armenian means
it's literally a mental institution.
We don't touch the nippies, okay?
- Let's make one push together.
- I have two kids that are under four,
Gigi and Sienna, and I have my husband,
who is, like, basically my third child.
- Hey, you could put a little bit more effort into this.
- He doesn't know where the shoes are,
where the socks are.
He barely knows where their room is.
- Hold up. Hold up.
Are you sure her feet are not too big for these, babe?
- Are we-- are we still on shoe-gate,
or what's happening?
- This is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
[laughing]
[imitating laughter]
- I'm changin' his diapers.
- All right, let's go.
[knocking] Oh, someone's here.
I hear door knocking.
How you doin'? - Hi, how are you?
Sara. Nice meeting you. - Rafael.
- It's a pleasure. - Nice to meet you.
- Hi. - Oh, my God,
look at how cute you look, and I'm all in my slippers.
- So, Sara, you're from Dubai?
- Yeah, Emirate, OG.
- My dad's been here since the '80s.
- Raffi's father was a contractor in Abu Dhabi,
and when Raffi finished university in Texas,
he came here to take over.
They did the Emirates Palace,
most of the golf courses.
So much of what you see
was built by my husband and his family.
- All right, babe. - Muah. Love you. Take, uh--
- I gotta take this one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So cute. - Are you gonna--
are you gonna be okay?
- Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be great.
- All right. - Y'all girls have fun.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Oh, my God.
[chuckles] - Where's Brooks?
- Definitely late as usual.
- Fashionably late. - Yep.
Is she Arab? [laughing]
- You never know,
'cause she has that aspect in her.
"I'm five minutes away," and it's like three hours away.
- I know. I know.
- You could say Armenians are like Middle Easterners, right?
- Very similar. - 100%, yeah.
- The culture is similar. - Yeah.
- The food is similar. - Similar.
- We're all about family. - Same.
- Would you want to be with a Middle Eastern guy?
- I don't mind. No, I'm very open.
- Now that you told me your type...
- I just want a guy who is kind, empathetic,
and I'm spiritual, so I want someone who is spiritual.
- And not a narcissist.
- I'm thinking.
- Scanning your database. - Yes, this is like,
the Armenian mother in me.
Like, I'm already trying to set you up.
- Good luck finding a spiritual guy
who is kind and nice.
- I think I have someone in mind.
Yeah.
- How did that happen so fast?
Since doing spiritual healing...
[screaming]
I'm very open to love right now.
But Dubai is such a melting pot of cultures.
Some people come to Dubai not to stay for long,
to get whatever they want and to leave,
so it's hard to find someone
that you can have a relationship with.
I'm 37. I ain't got time for that.
- Hello!
- Hi! - Muah.
- On fire, right now. Oh, man.
- Hi, my love. - You look gorgeous.
Drinks-- what do you want to drink?
Champ's in the freezer, some mimosas.
- No, give her-- give her some tea with lemon for her voice.
- Oh. - And then you could
just spike it with a little bit of tequila.
- Okay, I got you.
- Double up on the tequila shot.
- There's no tequila shot right now.
- I-- you know, I'm gonna do champagne.
Let's go to the balcony, girls.
This is the view.
- Wow. - I know.
You got the Atlantis on that side,
but the goal is a villa on The Palm in Shahla soon.
- In Shahla, why not?
- We live on The Palm,
which my husband actually helped build.
It's this incredible island built in the shape of a palm.
It's expensive real estate.
If you're on The Palm, like,
you did somethin' right in your life.
- I don't wanna live on The Palm.
A lot of expats live there, the ones that wanna show off.
- Cheers. Amazing tea I'm drinking.
Wow. - Where's your tea?
- We're starting off on a good note.
- Oh, there's your tea.
Thank you, CB. - Thank you.
L'chaim. Let's talk about my voice.
I sound like a pu-- pre-pu-bi-scent.
- Prepubescent.
- I sound like a prepubescent boy.
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling really good.
When I'm around Taleen,
I'm, like, in my comfort zone.
- Yeah. - I have my two closest friends
at this table, right now. - I get it.
- Who I call in the middle of the night,
who I cry with, laugh with.
You guys are the most authentic,
and then we have these people...
i.e. Ayan, Lesa, and Caroline.
- I think Stanbury's getting closer to them, by the way.
- Good. Congrats. That-that's fantastic.
- No, I don't think so.
I think, like, we're just all trying to get along.
**
- Hi. How are you?
- Very good. - I'm so hung over.
- Are you? - Oh, my God.
Ahh! - Hi, gorgeous people.
- Gloves, again. - I know. How are you girls?
- Good. - Good, good, good.
We were just catching up. - Are you hung over?
She said she's hung over. - Oh.
- I-I'm not drinking alcohol for a very long time.
I'm not gonna lie. - Oh, that's what I said.
- Hello. Very good morning, madame.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Thank you.
- I'll have a fresh watermelon,
please. - Fresh watermelon juice.
- I'm gonna have a go green and the yogurt parfait.
- I'd like some pineapple 'cause I like pineapple.
- Thank you so much. - Pleasure.
- Would you ever have thought
three of us will sit down? - No.
- And actually enjoy each other.
- This-this is monumental.
- I know. [laughing]
And it's so quiet. I needed this.
- Yeah.
- Somebody was literally yelling
and yelling in my ear. It was too loud.
- Taleen does talk a lot.
- Yes, but I don't mind the talking.
I-I mind the voice.
It's, like, squeaking.
It was like, "ahh-ahh-ahh."
Taleen she was, "Blah, blah, blah!"
She reminds me of this bird in South Africa.
It's called hadeda.
- Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. [hadeda squawking]
- She's a bird. She's a hadeda bird.
I was exhausted mentally from it.
- Oh, that's how I felt about you last year.
[laughing]
You're mentally exhausting, as well.
So, now welcome to your own boat.
You just met someone worse.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- How do you feel about the whole thing with Sara?
- What she said really, really ----ing hurt me.
I've never played victim in my life.
- You're a survivor. - I'm a survivor.
- Not a victim. 100%.
- I think, like, God chose me.
- I think that word triggers you when she uses it.
- Because you don't use that on somebody
that's going through so much stuff. Yes.
- Agreed, but she's not meaning that way.
- But she-- what was it? Yeah, no. The article... hmm.
- But I don't know. She didn't tell me that.
- The interview that she did, it was not,
"Oh, Ayan is a victim of the circumstance."
It was, "Ayan is playing victim."
- Sara was ambushed. - She got offended.
- Huh? - And she attacked me,
and she's like, "You're a demon."
- It's like Jekyll and Hyde.
The one day, she wants to heal.
The next day, she wants to, like, be a shady witch.
Pick which one you wanna be.
- You can see that anything you say to her triggers her.
I did not say you were never a victim.
You were when you were young,
but, today, as a woman, you're not a victim.
I said she was playing a victim as in, like,
every time she does anything wrong,
she says, "I was traumatized when I was kid,"
so that's her excuse to bad behavior.
Stop victimizing yourself.
- Personally, with my dad,
the last time I saw him was 26 years ago,
and I have never got an apology from him.
So, I feel like, yesterday, I was that little girl
with Sara trying to be like, please,
just tell me what you said was wrong,
so we can move on. - Yeah.
- You know, when my dad used to beat me,
I used to feel like--
I used to be such a scared little girl,
so scared.
It's hard.
I put a lot of things inside, so I don't have to feel it.
- That broken girl is still living in her,
and that's not okay, but I'm gonna help her.
I'm telling you. I'm not--
I know I should let people drown sometimes,
but I can't. - You're a savior.
Yesterday, everything was complete and utter chaos.
- The whole me toppling over, landing in a man's lap--
- It's not okay. - That's not respectful.
- And I was just like, "Well, I'm glad I got a Brazilian.
"You're welcome." - I know.
- I'm just gonna make a joke about it.
- Well, I-I like how you handled things.
- No, 'cause it's not okay.
It's not for her to go and tell everybody
that Sergio saw your female anatomy.
- I definitely did not say it the way she is repeating it.
- Listen, if it's coming from Brooks,
you cannot believe it.
PTSD, I've been here before with Caroline Brooks.
She twists stuff.
That's just what she does.
- You said to me this one called you
and told you I wasn't important.
- Did Stanbury say that she wasn't important,
which is what-- - No, she didn't say that.
- She didn't say that. So, you-- - No.
- So, you said it. - I did.
- Taleen, tread lightly, girl.
- I like Brooks a lot. You know, I-- we all do.
- We all do. - We all like her.
- But, you know, I'm-I'm disappointed.
You know, like, yesterday, I feel, actually,
she came guns blazing for me.
- She was very team Taleen.
- Brooks is 100% out to have an issue with me.
Clearly, it's not just the joke I said about Taleen
because I can't believe anything really offends Taleen.
Like, really, I mean, come on.
Like, I'm not even gonna go there with Taleen.
- No, no, shut it down. - I-I'm--
I've told her how-how I meant it.
- Yeah. - Exactly.
- You can accept it. You can't. - Or not.
She seems quite rational.
I think she will. - I think she is. I think--
- Yeah, I think she will. Even yesterday,
when-when you explained it, Taleen, on her own, got it.
- Yeah, she was open. She did. - She got it. Yeah.
- Just don't allow people to gossip. I-I don't--
- Taleen is one of my best friends.
I have known her for almost a decade. - You're loyal.
- I don't joke like that. - Yeah.
- Because you're talking about a wife and a mother
of two children who is just having a good time,
and you're a hypocrite because I've seen Caroline
on a few nights out, okay?
- Okay, don't-don't do what she did.
Don't talk about her now because then you'll be like her.
- I think we need a-a little woosah.
- What's that? - Woosah-woosah-woosah.
Where is my palo santo? - Placenta?
- Palo santo. - Oh, my God.
I love you, girls. - I love you, too.
- Oh, my God.
- Coming up next...
- Do you think it's normal that you go
with your ex-husband on a trip?
Honey... - We're-we're fine.
Sergio, I've remarried.
* Tell me what you're gonna do
* Tell me how you wanna play *
* You can bring it on *
* Only you can make through *
- Hey.
Oh, my God, everything looks so beautiful.
- I know. - Oh, my God.
- So, we received the final samples from U.S.
So, now it's the last trial.
Have a look at it. - Don't look too much.
- Wow.
- The pink blends into the purple.
It's so pretty. - Oh, that's gorgeous.
- Oh, we're gonna be rich.
We are going to be rich-rich. [laughing]
I never thought I would be this rich.
I'm gonna be Rihanna rich.
I'm starting a beauty line, and it's called Ayan Beauty.
I started it with my business partner, Toni Malt.
She's a celebrity makeup artist.
She does covers of Vogue.
Like, there's nothing that she doesn't shoot.
We met each other 15 years ago shooting a magazine.
- We can't believe your name is surrounding us.
- I'm the face and creative.
Toni is creative, and Chris is business.
So, whatever I want, I just go, "Chris!"
And he does it.
It's quite impressive.
How are you, honey?
Good, good, good. - Amazing.
- Chris, did you notice there are three Somali girls
here today? - I see. Yeah.
- The color, seeing it on all of you in different skin tone,
I'm so excited. - Yeah.
- A lot of models are Somalis
because I wanna help girls like me.
Because I feel like, if I was given hope,
I'd probably be the leader of the earth.
So, yeah.
Thank you, my models. You all look stunning.
- Let's sit down. Let's talk about some business things.
- Yes.
- I know that you don't like to do numbers.
- Because it's too much for my mental state to remember.
It's a lot.
- There is something I'd like to go over a little bit
with you ladies, huh? - Okay.
- Some of the forecasts.
- What's a forecast?
[laughing]
Like the weather? - No.
As we're putting together the-the final business plan,
here, some of the things that we need to understand,
is the return rates, the inventory levels,
as well, lead times.
As you're getting online orders...
[distorted voice]
- Sure, sure, sure.
Let me walk off.
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
I'm really tired. I cannot even concentrate.
- Why?
- I couldn't sleep because we met with
all the girls for lunch. - Yeah.
- And Sara started talking about, uh,
how spiritual she is.
But then I was just, like, shocked
because of what she said about me.
You told the whole world that I'm playing victim
with my story.
So, I said stuff that--
- Yeah.
Did I appreciate what she did to me?
Absolutely ----ing not,
but I could have expressed my pain in a better way.
I can say something very hurtful, but then,
in ten minutes later, I'm like, sh--.
Like, I care for people.
I see the good in people.
I think God could have made me a prophet.
**
I wasn't listening. She wasn't listening.
So, we were just going back and forth.
That's why I think I should write letter
'cause that's more easier for me to really try.
I'm trying. - When was the last time
you wrote a letter?
- I think when I wrote a letter the ten reasons
why I should marry you. - I remember.
- She better feel so special because you're the only person
I've wrote a letter to before we got married,
and she's the second person.
- Well, we wouldn't have gotten married
if it wasn't for that letter. - I know.
**
- Oy.
[laughing]
You boys are getting good.
Careful, careful. Let him out. Let him out.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Goal.
That has to be a goal.
- Oy, referees don't play.
- Ahh! [laughing]
Goal mommy. - Mommy scored.
See? Girls are good at football.
[laughing]
- I'm starving.
Boys, go wash your hands, please.
- All right, last play.
Oh, safe.
On the rebound.
- I feel like you are such a stage dad.
- No, I just support them in what they love.
They love football. - They do love football.
- And I love that they love it.
- I know you love that they love it.
I think every English dad on the planet
wants their sons to love football.
- Yeah.
So, your mom comes tomorrow.
- Yeah, which is really exciting.
Um, how do you feel?
- I'm actually really looking forward to seeing her.
I miss her. Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, me, too.
The plan is to get her to want to stay longer,
want to move here. - I'm just kidding.
[laughing]
- You guys get along really well.
- We do. Yeah.
- I think, for her, her only resentment towards you,
is the fact that you took her best friend away.
My mom is my best friend.
We talk on the phone all the time.
When I moved to Dubai, my mom actually took
the night shift in her hospital
so that she's on the same time zone as me
so that we can talk every day.
You did tell her I was only going to be in Dubai
for two years, and now we're going on ten.
So, for me, this is home, right?
But my mom wants me to move back to Miami
'cause she loves her grandchildren.
- I feel a lot of guilt about that because--
- Me, too. I-I do feel so much guilt.
- For them and for her. - Yeah.
As an expat, people see the glorious side of it.
You get to live in this really fabulous city,
but a lot of us struggle with not having the family support.
For me, as a Jamaican, like,
my grandma pretty much raised me.
So, not having my mom continue that tradition,
it's-it's just really difficult.
I would love it if my mom lived in Dubai.
- I would be cool with that.
Your mom is young.
Sell her on the beaches, the sunshine.
We would get her an apartment,
so she'd have her own independence.
- I don't think she'd want to live with us anyways.
I am not the quietest in the bedroom.
[laughing]
- Yeah, true. Let's get her an apartment.
[laughing]
- Coming up next...
- So, I wrote you a letter.
* Put your hands up *
**
- Hi. Can I please order this orange drink,
the sweet one?
- Uh, the aperol spritz? - Yes, thanks.
Thank you so much.
- I'm waiting for my friend. I think she's--
Oh, over there, I see her, yeah. - Yeah.
- Hi, baby. - Oh, my God,
I love what you're wearing. - Me, too.
How are you? - How is everything? I'm good.
How are you? - Good. You look so good.
- Thank you. - Were you in a meeting?
- Yeah, yeah.
- How is everything? - Good, all good.
How's things with you?
- Oh, man, I'm still recovering from that brunch.
- It was a lot.
- It was a lot, it was a lot.
- Hi, how are you? - Excuse me.
Sorry to bother you. So, you need something to drink?
- Oh, this is sparkling. I need still water, please.
- Still water, yeah, sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, I brought you here because after
our brunch thing-- - Yeah.
- I felt really bad because I think I chose
a lot of words that I shouldn't have used.
It wasn't okay. I couldn't sleep.
So, I wrote you a letter.
- What? - Yes.
So, this is very special,
coming from my heart, okay? - Okay.
- "Dear Dr. Sara..."
- No doctor, please. - Yes, of course doctor.
Of course, of course. It's important.
"I would like to apologize.
It was the wrong time
to bring up the conversation with you
because it was in front of everybody
because, my darling, now we have bad blood."
- You wrote "My darling?" - Yes, you are my darling.
Ooh, I'm so good at writing. I should write a book.
- You-you wrote this alone?
- Yes.
- How about you say it's the wrong time
to bring up the conversation?
- Why up? [laughing]
- Because you're bringing it up.
- Damn, you're good.
- I know. And then I was like,
"I'm open to forgive you and turn the page.
Love, Ayan."
- I also want to apologize to you
because of what I said.
Although I didn't mean it in this way.
- Yeah. - I don't feel good
that you felt bad. So, I'm sorry.
- But-- - I have something for you.
- Yeah, what do you have? I love your bag.
I think I'm gonna steal the bag.
- Open your hands.
Every time you feel like the decision
to open up was wrong
and every time your culture and your people
try to take you down because you are yourself,
just remember you are this.
You're an angel.
- I like it. - Yeah,
look at this and let it give you strength.
- I love it. - It is.
Every time you feel like your power is going down
because of what people do-- - I don't want to cry
'cause I'm too pretty today. - You are so pretty.
I understand now why she misunderstood what I said.
So, I do regret saying it.
I also feel bad that she was going through a hard time,
and I didn't know about it
because I would have loved to be there
because that's what friends do.
So, I think the best thing we can do from now on,
if you ever hear anything about me,
immediately come to me.
- I think that's a good idea. - Yeah.
- Because I feel like all our problems in the group--
- Yeah. - Is she said, she said.
She did this, she did that. - Yeah, yeah.
- Like, exact same thing that Stanbury is going through now
has happened to me. - With who?
With Brooks? - With Brooks, yeah.
- But, you know, she's a good person deep down inside.
- No, no. - She is.
- Sara, you like to think everybody is good.
- Because benefit of the doubt.
- Maybe you need to get the doubt out.
- You mean keep the doubt in.
I don't want to doubt her.
I-I believe she is a good person.
- And I said get the doubt out.
- You know, I'm confused. - Me, too, (BLEEP) this sh--.
English is so ----ing weird.
- I'd rather stick to Arabic. - Exactly.
- You can speak Arabic. - Yes.
For example...
That's the only Arabic I know.
[laughing]
* Tick tick tick boom *
* tick tick tick *
* lifestyle *
* you know you want it *
* bring it on looking good *
* if you want to go and get it you know you should *
- Hi, ladies.
How did we do yesterday?
- No, this is unacceptable.
[sighs]
Make sure that gets done today, please, yes?
Everything at Glass House is nonstop.
I'm literally here all day, every day.
Tareq, why is Sara here?
Isn't it her day off?
- I told her not to come today.
- I don't understand
'cause we are way overstaffed today.
You're her GM. She needs to listen.
Scheduling issues, things are breaking--
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
- Hello, hello.
Hi, my love. - Hi, guys.
How are you?
- Oh, my God, do you have pearls on your jacket?
You're so fancy, mama.
Hi. - Say hi to Auntie Caroline.
- Muah.
- Oh, my God, does she have a handbag?
I cannot even deal-- Gigi! - She-she refused
to leave the house without it.
- Let's go sit down.
- Gigi, what color are you gonna do today?
- This one. - Ooh, good choice, Gigi,
a little hot pink action.
If I had a son, it would be a lot harder
to do stuff like this.
Like, you didn't get to do this with Adam.
- Nothing, but I made sure his hair was long,
so I got to play with it. - Yeah.
I remember when Zoran cut it.
You were in tears.
You guys were still married.
- I was beyond pissed. - You were--
I feel like that's why you guys got divorced.
Like, that was-- - No, that wasn't the reason,
but, I mean-- - No, but that was the straw
that broke the camel's back. - Oh.
The curls never grew back the same.
- I know.
- In all of the pains I went through
in my marriage and my divorce,
how much depression I went through,
don't you see a difference in how happy I am?
- You're actually the calmest I've seen you.
- Actually, Caroline, you're a two-faced bitch.
Okay? Shut up, bitch.
- That's because of Sara.
- She's a real friend.
Sara has been really helpful.
She encouraged me to go to healing.
She said it would help me.
- One.
What is-- so, what's that?
- A calming oil?
Don't wink.
Why? Do you think I need it?
- Okay.
- All right, so...
on Monday night, we're gonna host
a small, little gathering with my family.
- Yeah. - I want everybody to come.
My family can meet the girls.
Um, but I am inviting Stanbury.
[sighs]
- Really? - Yeah.
- Wait, no, I need to understand.
Like, she's so nasty to you.
- I feel like we kind of started out a little shaky.
I just want to move past that.
I love Brooks and her loyalty
and the fact that she really is trying to protect me,
but I'm not one to hold grudges.
I really do want to give Stanbury
the benefit of the doubt, and I want to move past it.
Let me make that decision on my own.
- See, you get over things faster than me.
You could let go easily with her
'cause you don't know her that well.
- No. - I know her very well,
and so I can't do the fake smile
with the teeth.
- She's super teethy. - Very teethy.
Oh, my God.
- Coming up...
- Daniel, Sara.
**
- Oh, my God, babe,
what did you bring?
- Speaking my language.
This is a lot, babe.
How are you? - Good.
- You look good. - Wow, this is amazing.
Thanks. - You like this,
the setup? - Yes, you did a wonderful job.
- It's cute, right?
- Brings back memories, huh? - I know.
Raffi and I throw I would say
the most epic parties in Dubai,
and I know that is a huge statement to say.
- Where are the kids?
- They're at my mom's with Jamie.
When it comes to our party planning,
we have it down pat.
The kids are out. The alcohol is stocked up.
- You already started. - Oh, just a little bit.
- It's 5 o'clock somewhere?
- Just, yeah, take the edge off.
When I first moved to Dubai, there were
a lot more restrictions regarding alcohol.
It could only be served in a hotel.
They've gotten a lot more lenient with their laws
to cater to expats.
If you have a license, you can order online.
Thank God.
- So, how many people we got coming tonight?
- It's gonna be about 20 people.
- Yeah.
- I think Lesa can't make it, though.
She's picking up her mom from the airport.
- Oy, Max, baby, don't break it.
Kristian, you hold the balloon
that has this on it.
And then, Sebi, you turn around,
so grandma can see the board.
Okay, I gotta take photos of you guys.
Cheese. So cute.
I am super excited.
My mom is flying in from Miami.
Grandma is gonna be so surprised.
She doesn't know you guys are gonna be here.
The boys absolutely love when grandma is in town
'cause she always comes with really good gifts,
and she's really good in FIFA, which is a football game.
I mean, they'll never get that from me.
Don't pop the balloons.
Seb-Sebi, the floor is so dirty.
[gasps] I see her.
**
Do you see grandma?
Hi. Go, go, go.
Hello, grandma.
How are you? Welcome back.
- Muah, muah.
- Your bag is heavy. What do you have in it?
- Everything.
[laughing]
* I'm a different flavor and you're not the average guy *
- I'm gonna go and get ready for Taleen's party.
- There's so many things here. It's crazy, no?
- This is the wallpaper for the new house,
all my sunglasses and shoes.
- Clothes. - Complete ----ing disaster.
Uh, don't put her on there with all my clothes.
Thank you. - It's fine, honey.
- No. Come here, Chloe.
Come on. - It's my baby.
You cannot give me one, so I got this one.
But listen, I want to take care of
the expensive things, right?
Put those shoes in a box. We will have to do that.
- Yeah, we'll move it to the house ourselves.
- Okay.
- And the rest, we'll have them handled.
In my head, we're moving soon.
We're about a week out. - Oh, sh--, uh...
- But, like, for the last three months,
I've been saying to Michael,
"The end of next week, the end of next week."
I was only meant to be there two weeks.
I'm now there three months.
- I mean, you've got stuff everywhere.
I think it's all the way in the back corner.
I need to get my North Face jacket.
[laughing]
- Wait, wait, these are my new clothes.
Michael! Michael, please.
- No, come on. - Thank you.
- What are all these Celine boxes for?
Holy sh--. - It's, um, organized chaos.
I know where everything is in there.
- Yeah? Okay, I'm gonna leave you guys.
I'll see you back down in a bit. - Okay, okay, love.
- Then we've got all this stuff to move for the bathrooms.
- Yes. [sighs]
- So, we've got Yasmine's college trip coming up.
- Someone told me that I'm not allow on that trip.
- Well, obviously, it's her college trip
with her dad, and why, uh--
- So, do you think it's normal that you go with your ex-husband
on a trip seven days to the U.S.?
- Yeah. - Anything could happen.
- Yasmine is going to college next year,
so she's going to go to America for the college tour,
but, you know, she's decided that
she only wants me and my ex-husband, Cem, to go.
- You're gonna fly together in a plane or just--
- Sergio, of course, I'm going to fly together
on the plane.
- I don't think I can do it, honey.
It's just a lot.
Like, just picturing my wife with the ex-husband
on a new honeymoon. - It's not a honeymoon.
- I know, but it's just-- - It's a university tour.
I mean, I could not be in a more polar opposite relationship
of what I've just come out of.
My ex-husband traveled all the time for work.
- Unfortunately, the trip got put forward,
so I have to leave tomorrow.
- Every two weeks, he was gone.
Sergio, on the other hand, can't travel to
the Dubai mall without me.
- It's just the thought of you going with your ex-husband.
- Don't cry. [laughing]
- It's just too much sun on my face right now.
- We are not going to go back together.
- Okay, but why-- - And even if
we became a family again, you could still live with me.
- Are you ----ing kidding me? [laughing]
- I'm kidding.
- Are you actually, like, ----ing kidding me, right now?
- Coming up...
- Come on in, guys. Come on in.
- This looks amazing.
- Caroline is such a two-faced little (BLEEP).
----ing little bitch.
**
- Hi! My parents are here and my sister.
- Hey. - Hi.
I'm good. You look so good. - [indistinct]
- You look great. Come, guys.
You want a drink? - Sure.
- Dad is checking out the spread.
- Wow. - Yeah, look at that.
- I love how my mom just goes straight to the kitchen
and starts working. Mom, relax.
Just have a drink.
- Okay.
My parents were actually born in Jordan,
and they moved to the states at a young age.
My father was 13, and he worked his ass off
to be the most badass lawyer. Dad, you look snatched.
- He has a law firm in Abu Dhabi
and in Washington, DC.
So, they have a house here and in the states,
and when I had my children, they were like,
"We gotta come here a lot more."
They didn't care about me.
I think they care more about the grandkids.
Cheers. Cheers, guys.
I'm so happy you guys are all here.
- Cheers.
- Like, I wanted everyone to meet you guys.
Oh, my gosh, hi! - What's up?
- Look at you. - What do you mean?
What is this? How you doin'?
- This is my sister, Lo. - You look alike.
You do look alike. - Yeah.
- Yeah, and we sound the exact same, by the way.
- Talk. - Talk.
- We sound the exact same.
- Oh, my God, it is the same.
It is the same.
Do they trick you on the phone?
- They do. They do. - All the time.
- Welcome to the party. - Oh, my God!
Hey. - Oh, hey.
- Is this an extravaganza? Wow. - Of course.
- I hear the sound of shaking. [laughing]
- You look good. You look good. - Thank you.
Yeah, you look good, too. - You look good, Shawn.
I missed you. - Do I see Sylva?
- Sylva is here. - Sylva!
Look at this smorgas. - You better have it.
Muah, muah. - Oh, my goodness,
Sylva, I love you. - I love you, too.
- But your daughter knows how to throw a good party.
Can I have a margarita?
Ryan! - You look gorgeous.
- We've got friends. - What's up, bro?
- Muah, muah. Now, the party is here.
- Hi-- Caroline.
- Wow, everybody. Caviar?
Do you guys do cavs, cavskis? - Cavs?
Don't ever say that again. [laughing]
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, Ayan is here with the gown.
You're giving me Whitney Houston vibes
in "The Bodyguard." - Yes. I brought you a gift,
a candle, the only thing I have.
It's Christmas, though.
I don't have anything in my house.
I was running.
- That's good because Christmas is my favorite time of the year.
- I know. - Thank you.
It's definitely a regift that's been sitting in her house
for at least six and a half years,
but I'll take it, and I'll probably regift it.
- Hi. You look good.
Baby, how are you? - Hi. How are you?
Oh, my God, you look so good.
- You look stunning. You do, too.
What are you wearing? I love it.
- Alexander McQueen. - Stunning.
- But I love what you're wearing.
Purple suits you.
- Did you get a drink? - I have water.
- Of course. Hey, sexy, sexy. - There she is.
We're bunning it. I love it.
You look gorgeous.
How are you? Hi.
- This looks amazing.
- What's up, guys? How you doin', pretty lady?
- Thank you for having us.
- I don't even wanna say hi to the bitch.
- Oh, you did cupping. - Yeah, he's really good.
Everyone's been using him and he's so good.
- If it were me, she wouldn't be at my party.
- Come on in, guys. Come on in, please.
- But, you know, Taleen is trying to be President's wife
and be friends with everyone.
- What would you like to drink, my darling?
- A glass of champagne. - She's learning from Lesa.
She's becoming, like, a fricking pageant queen.
If she wants to be ----ing United Nations, let her.
Caroline is such a two-faced little (BLEEP),
----ing bitch.
- I am gonna be cool.
I'm totally cool-- totally cool.
- Brooks! Brooks!
- L'chaim. - Hey, get over here.
- All right, let's go.
- The neighbors are too happy.
- Oh, the neighbor? - Sergio!
- How are you? - Good how are you?
- The neighbors love me. - Very good. Thank you.
- I know. - Hi.
- Hi, love. - How are you, brother?
You good? - Good to see you.
- Taleen, I hope you watch your vagina this time.
- Oh, oh. - It will be balls.
- Wow! Stop, stop, stop.
- Sorry. - Stop.
I love you. - All right, I love you.
- I farted. - Oh, God.
I'll sniff your farts all day. I'll marry you.
- Oh, my God, no. Brooks, no.
I've noticed Brooks is feeling the pressure of work.
She's at her office until, like, 2 a.m.
And then, lately, I've realized that
Brooks has been drinking more. Brooks!
But that's not a good coping mechanism.
- Just, no, no, feel it.
No, feel it in your-- feel it in your gut.
- How are you feeling?
- I know. What happened there?
I thought you guys were so close.
I-I'm-I'm really confused about what's going on.
- I'm confused.
You kind of expect it from someone you don't know
but not someone you let into your life.
- Ahh.
- Like, I really don't need this bullsh--.
- It's spicy. - Are the lips burnin'?
- Ooh, ha. Ooh, ha. - Ooh, ha.
- And I don't need what's going on with her
to affect my relationship with Taleen.
She seems really nice.
- Hey, yo, these look good.
- Hey, yo, that move that you do with the hips,
do that one. - I can't bend over in this.
- Are we all gonna see the hooha
that Caroline likes to talk about so much?
Should I give her a little hooha?
- A little hooha.
- I mean, give me two more spicy margaritas,
and I'll give her a little hoo-hoo.
- Who needs a shot? - We all do.
- Get over here! - Who needs a shot?
Not them.
I'm not that surprised Brooks and Taleen are wasted
because every time I've seen them lately,
they're wasted.
I'd have had to get there before the party had started
to see them sober, I think.
- I've never been dumped by a girlfriend.
- Oh, my God.
- [indistinct]
I feel like a ----ing kid breastfeeding her mom.
- Well, it's making us bond. How about that?
- I know. I know. I know.
- So, wait, don't look.
There's some really hot guy all the way behind them.
- His name is Daniel. I'm setting Sara up.
- What?
- Oh, my God. - He's a sweetheart.
- He gives-- - Daniel! Daniel! - I'm here. No, no.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Daniel, come.
- Whoa, no, whoa, whoa. Wow, whoa.
- Shut up, guys. Come.
Hi! Did you guys meet?
- Hi. - I didn't. Hi. How are you?
- Sara-- nice to meet you. - Daniel-- Sara.
How gorgeous is she? I know.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- A spiritual gangster.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- God, I mean, how long have you known Raffi and I?
- Actually, I don't like this guy very much.
- I know. - What's going on over here?
- You can always be-- you always want to be involved.
- How are you? - I'm good.
- No, you don't. You are with me tonight.
- Yes. [chuckles]
- My track record with men is horrible,
but, at the same time,
I don't need anyone to set me up with somebody.
Thank you, Taleen. No, thanks.
- Cheers. - Cheers. Yes!
Hey, hey, hey.
- Alexander McQueen! [laughing]
- Mom, get over here.
- Let's get a picture. How are my boobs?
- Your boobs are lit, super perky.
- Salut! Cheers!
Take the shot and then take a drink.
- Who-who wants a shot?
We're tequila shotting.
- Bartender, one more!
Arriba! Arriba! - Cliff, you're fired.
- All over the world.
[laughing]
[chuckling]
- She has. - Stop!
- No. No, no! [laughing]
- Caroline, get over here!
- Oh, thank you. - Tequila shot for you.
- Thank you.
- I've missed you a little bit,
even though you're a bitch to me.
- Uh... - Sh--.
- Uh, pot kettle black.
- Well, be nice to me.
We've been friends for a long time.
- Okay, okay, have your shots
and then come with me to the balcony.
- Don't be a bitch to me. Be nice to me.
- Come with me to the balcony. I'm still trying.
- To the balcony. To the balcony!
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, drunk people-- drunk people.
- What's going on? Where are they going?
- No, I've been-- I've been a little bit upset.
I'm not gonna lie. - Yeah, but wait.
If I can be the-the jelly to the peanut butter...
- Yeah.
- ...you guys can make this work.
I'm gonna go and-- - Where are you going?
- To have fun with Sergio.
Just-just do your thing. Do your thing.
When it comes to Brooks and Stanbury,
both of them always talk to me about their issues.
I feel like a priest in a confession room,
but I am sick of it.
Why don't you just talk to each other?
I can't always be your messenger
'cause the messenger always gets shot.
- I've been a little upset.
- No sh--.
You've been winding stuff up with Taleen.
She's told me. - About what?
- About me not liking her--
me telling you I don't like her.
- Me-- you-- I said that to her?
- Yeah. Yes, positive. - You sure?
- I ate a lot of food. My son loves sushi.
Can you ask them to box some for me?
- Absolutely, 'cause we're gonna have enough for us.
- Yeah, it's too much. - Taleen?
- Check, please.
- Hi. Our conversation started
with the fact that she now just sat here
and said that you said to her
that I said you don't like her.
- You told me, you're like,
"Look, Caroline's not your fan."
- It was presented to me in a way where she was,
like, talking sh-- about me.
Like, "Caroline doesn't like you very much."
- Definitely-- um, Caroline is saying
that your pussy hole was showing
at Atlantis The Royal.
- I-I have never used a word like "vagina hole."
What am I, a 13-year-old boy?
- I-I'm explaining it.
- This is a lot of tension about my vagina.
There is tension between you guys.
- Yes, because I defended you.
- I'm fine with it. I have consent
over the fact that my vagina has been spoken about.
Let's drop it.
- Caroline is saying, "If this is any indication
"of how she's gonna behave--" - That's not--
- Excuse me.
You disrespected my friend.
- But we're okay. - We're fine.
- Then let it go! - You let it go.
- I-I did.
- If you guys are fine--
- If you're fine with falling into another man's lap,
I'm fine, too.
- But she explained it.
I really want to move past it.
- What's going on?
- I like to just hit it straight on.
- I just don't. I-- - Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on.
- I don't want to get, like, again, it's like a-- you know?
- Are you guys okay?
- I don't appreciate when people say
my married friend
and their husbands are looking at vaginas.
I don't appreciate it. - Oh, my God,
that was funny. - It was funny.
- You know me more than they do.
- She is loyal to a ----ing fault.
- And she has known me for a long time.
- Oh, Brooks is taking this like a what?
Brooks is taking this like a what?
- But that-- but that-
that is supposed to be funny. - Ridiculous.
- Is this ridiculous? - No, no.
Brooks is reaching.
She's trying to make her feel like she did something wrong.
It was funny-- fun-ny.
Can we laugh? Ha-ha-ha.
- It's fine. - I don't like the way
she-- okay, anyway,
you don't know this woman from a hole in the wall,
from a can of paint. - I just want to know what--
- I can't talk to that. She can't hold her eyes open.
It was-- it's like, you know, trying to have a conversation
with Jabba the Hutt.
- Is my pain from a place of nowhere?
- We are not going back.
- Seriously, this little stuff,
we've got to figure it out... - But thank you.
- ...how to not argue. - It's fine. Thank God.
- Well, why would Stanbury just leave, right now?
- Let her go because she's a ----ing dumb (BLEEP).
- No, don't say that. - Let her go.
I don't give a (BLEEP).
- We're gonna leave. She's, like, on one. - You all good?
- But why? Why? What's happened?
They've gone crazy? - She's just gone crazy.
- I've seen it all with Brooks.
Right now, she's under a lot of stress,
so I think a lot of things might be heightened,
but there's something deeper here.
This is more than the vagina.
Check, please!
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Dubai..."
- I have a date, which is not a date.
- You're not gonna have a date.
- Ut-oh.
Do you believe in aliens?
- If I was Daniel, my ass would be out the door
as quick as you know.
- Mommy, when are you moving to Dubai?
- When are you coming home?
- I don't think we're gonna leave.
- Ayan called me and told me I called Caroline a (BLEEP).
- Hmm...
- I feel like you're not being completely honest with me,
and there's more going on.
- After two months,
I'm finally able to say goodbye
to Caroline and Sergio.
Let's party! Yeah!
- Ayan invited Brooks.
[gasps]
- Yes.
- Why would you ----ing do that?
**