- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Dubai"...
[applause] - Presenting Ayan Beauty.
- Literally living her best life.
- Sara, how is giraffe man?
The giraffe?
- I think I'm gonna introduce him to my family soon.
[gasps] Yeah.
Are we exclusive but non-exclusive?
- Yes.
- If your feelings were hurt
by some insensitive things that I said, I'm sorry.
I don't wanna hurt your feelings.
- Do you mean that? - Yes, bitch.
- I got an apology from Caroline Brooks.
Like, hell has frozen over.
- She was like, "Apparently, I called her a beggar,
"but that's because she is."
- Oh. - Ahh!
- I'm sorry that I said she's a beggar,
but is it true?
Yes, Taleen begged me to be on television.
- Everyone, I want to invite you all to my housewarming.
Here it is. I do have a home.
Girls, I can't wait for Bali.
Eat, pray, party.
- When these two get together, it's a problem.
- Oh, me and Caroline? - Not-not-not us. These two.
- Sorry? Caroline, fake?
- (BLEEP) this.
- Taleen, stop drinking.
- Drinking? Come on. - That's cute.
- Yeah. - Don't get me started.
- Yeah. - What do you wanna do?
You wanna-- you wanna do this?
- He's ----ing sticking up for me.
Where is your husband? - And?
- Stop it. - Party's over.
- Get off of me!
Taleen, you ----ing beggin'-ass bitch,
you're a beggar!
- The only thing old about me, darling,
is my money.
- In the land of excess, I find my riches within.
- Take it from me,
if you know how to stay chill, you'll never get burnt.
- I may be building glass houses,
but you'll never see me crack.
- The desert might be hot,
but I always find the shade.
- If you're jealous of me,
that's okay, honey. I would be, too.
**
- I can't imagine what the house looks like downstairs.
[sighs] I really need a coffee.
- Oh, yeah. - Let's just text Cheryl.
You're going to make-- it's infectious.
- Infection? - No, infectious, darling.
- I don't know what that is, honey.
- Your yawn is infectious.
- Coffee, please. Any way-- - Oh, Cheryl, thank you.
Oh, Chloe. - We need ten coffees.
Chloe, come. - Which one is mine?
- Yours is this. This is his. - Come, Chloe. Thank you.
- I mean, it was so nice to show the house
finally to everyone. - Yeah, it was amazing.
- Honestly, look at this house.
- A hundred percent, it's amazing.
- I don't know anyone with a house like--
it's beautiful, the love. - Baby, I know.
- That's why, when Brooks walked into my home last night
with sage. - Are you ----ing-- no, don't start there.
No, no, I don't even wanna-- I don't wanna go there.
- Are you saging the house?
If it's brand-new, why do you need sage?
- Baby, the whole party was amazing.
At the end, they were fighting like children.
They cannot do that, honey.
- No, my children behave better.
- A hundred percent.
- They-they were fighting like a playground.
- They were like kids, like a playground. It's crazy.
- Don't speak on women's business. - We don't do that. I'm--
- I don't give a damn about these cameras, man. Let me tell you one thing.
- Don't speak on women's business. - Yeah, but what you're not--
- You better ----ing shut your mouth.
- Oh, but what you're gonna do, is threaten a girl.
- Oh, whoa, what you're not gonna do!
- You need to watch your ----ing mouth!
- Brooks came with the mission to cause drama.
How is this a healed human?
Apparently, it got way worse on my doorsteps.
I'm sorry to all my neighbors.
But my sofa is still white.
That's really all I care about.
I understand where poor Raffi came from
'cause I think his buttons are pushed.
- Baby, Raffi-Raffi is like a piece of bread.
He's the nicest, nicest human ever, honey.
- He is. He is, but everyone should have kept it
for the next day. Fact. - Baby, I-- I'm not sure.
It's Brooks fault, 100% - Yes.
They all owe me an apology as far as I'm concerned.
Will I get it? Never. - Big time, like--
- I have to go and do eat, pray, party
with these crazy people in Bali.
- I'm so sad. - I've got anxiety.
- But what am I gonna do, honey?
You know how hard it is. Like...
- You're gonna take care of my kids.
Bali is going to be the first trip I've done
really on my own, without Sergio,
and the last trip that I did do,
Sergio rode in on a jet ski.
- Honey! - Oh, my God!
Is that Sergio? - That's Sergio?
Sergio! What the...?
- You know, he doesn't like to do anything without me.
He saw a picture the other day of a double loo.
He's like, "We need one of those."
Horrifying.
- That's not even my time alone anymore.
No, no, Sergio's there.
- Carolina? - I'm hung over.
I am like-- - I love your hair like that.
- Thanks, honey. Thanks.
- Absolutely not. - Okay.
**
- Where do we start?
Okay, if I wear this, I'll be attacked by a snake
in the jungle.
I need a backpack, definitely.
How many hats would I need?
**
- Oh, this is gonna be sexy in Bali
'cause Bali's all about being sexy.
- Oh, you're gonna be sexy.
- Yes. - I like the colors, too.
- This is giving Bali vibes.
Definitely go with these earrings.
- Hey, babe, nice earrings. - Hi.
What do you think of these?
Yeah, are these giving-- are these giving Bali vibes?
- Um, I don't really know what Bali vibes are,
but they're nice earrings.
- So, while I'm gone, this is a schedule for you
and the kids, so you don't miss anything that they have.
- Okay, have you got a marker pen?
- No, I don't. - So I can amend it for you
'cause you know what this needs to say.
- What? - Daddy's rules.
[laughing] - That's what worries me.
Please do not have our kids eating junk food.
- Babe, they never do. - They never do?
You-you love giving them cheeseburgers and stuff.
- Also, don't forget. Don't forget.
My mom's flying in. - Yes, thank God.
- She's amazing with the kids. - She is amazing.
- While you're in Bali, have a great time.
You deserve this time by yourself.
You deserve the trip. Have some Lesa time.
- Yes.
- Don't be stuck to your laptop and enjoy. Relax.
We got it under control. Don't worry.
- I don't know how this is gonna play out
because I don't know if Taleen and Brooks are gonna be okay
and even if everybody's gonna show up to go to the trip.
- It was that bad?
- Babe, when I tell you it was bad, it was bad.
A guy shouting at a woman is never okay,
but, in Dubai, where men don't even address women,
this is a big deal.
This is a very Islamic culture
where women are put on a pedestal
and treated as queens.
So, to see a man shouting at a woman, it's shocking.
It was ghetto.
- Really? - It was so ghetto.
But, yeah, this should be, um, this should be fun.
* Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah *
* yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah *
* baller *
* one two on the floor I'm ready to go *
- You wanna go to Bali? I know. I know.
Are you gonna miss me?
- I miss you when I'm with you, baby.
- Oh, baby! Blech.
[sighs] How are you?
- Exhausted. - I know.
- Yeah. - It was a lot.
- I'm embarrassed at-at this.
You know, this has never happened in my life before.
- I know. - You know me,
I'm a very patient person, you know.
- A Buddha.
- At some point, enough is enough.
While you weren't guilty because it wasn't acceptable
that she's calling you fake and everything at the table,
because you were a little tipsy,
you didn't control your anger as much.
- Yeah. - So, you started getting loud.
Then you know Brooks.
She knows how to get under your skin.
- I know.
Brooks knows me very well,
and she knows every button to push.
After almost ten years of friendship,
I've seen a side of Brooks
that I have never seen before.
And I thought her apology to me
at, you know, Ayan's beauty event,
like, I thought that was a genuine apology.
Clearly, it wasn't.
Then I hear she's calling me a beggar.
Brooks saying that I begged her to be on the show
destroyed me
because that was so far from the actual truth.
I'm like, are you kidding me?
Raff and I spent a year trying to figure out,
like, is this right for us?
No, we did not beg to be on the show.
- Since you've been in-in-in this girl group,
she's been just rude to you,
and I'm sitting here biting my tongue.
- Yeah. Well, that's the thing,
and my friendship with her, we've always kinda been
in a bubble, our friendship.
We were never really friends with, like,
a bunch of girls together. - No.
- So, I've never seen this side of her.
- What bothers me the most of all this,
is that we're friends. - I know.
- I mean, it's been an emotional
----ing rollercoaster. - Yeah.
- And I'm scared. Like, I'm scared.
I don't wanna, like, get emotional,
but, like, I'm scared to go to Bali.
- You're gonna be all right. Trust me.
When you get there, you'll be fine.
Just don't engage.
Who knows? Maybe in that environment,
away from everything, she'll listen to you.
**
- Sara Al Madani told me that all my leather
will get ruined.
So, what kind of sandals do you pack
if you can't pack leather?
- I think you can go with that.
- Those are Fendi.
Those are leather, too.
- No, no, this one.
- Okay, let's pack the Birkenstocks.
- Okay. - I think those are perfect,
if we do, like, a little day hike.
[phone ringing] Give Sara a call.
Sorry.
Here, Sarah, I'm gonna hand you these hats.
We're gonna throw those in the luggage, thank you.
Babe...
- I'm packing.
I feel like I saved everything for last minute.
You told me that I shouldn't bring, like,
leather stuff to the-- to the sea,
or it's gonna get ruined.
So, now I'm-I'm trying to scramble to find
sandals that can go onto a beach.
- Who the hell wears leather to Bali?
- I know.
We're a day away from leaving,
and I was literally gonna text you
and tell you I didn't even wanna go anymore
because I'm just like, eww.
- I'll kill you if you don't come.
- Look what just happened the other day.
This girl has been one of my closest friends for years,
and I just feel betrayed in every sense of the world.
I'm only human. She's hurt me.
I've brought her into my inner circle of friends,
and then she goes and sips Caroline's Kool-Aid,
and all of a sudden, she turned her back on me.
- Why am I gonna go be stuck on an island?
Wait, is Bali an island?
- Why would I be stuck on an island
with a fake-ass bitch like Taleen?
And yes, I'm not stupid. It's Indonesia.
What she did the other night was disgusting and unacceptable.
I am deeply hurt.
- Coming up...
- I'm coming. - You're joking!
- Why, though?
**
- Bali, Bali, Bali! Bali, Bali, Bali!
- How the hell are you gonna sleep in the plane with this?
- What are you wearing? - Bali, Bali, Bali!
Bali, Bali, Bali! - Run-runaway bride.
- Hi!
- This is the whole business seat.
- I know. I know. That's why I'm in first class.
[laughing]
For me, it's a privilege to be on a plane,
especially when you're flying first class.
You gotta look the part.
And also, it's, like, imagine if the plane went down.
Do you want me to die with sneakers and tights?
Not me, I'm gonna meet God in couture.
- Who is ready for Bali?
- Yes, for Bali! - Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
- We're gonna have so much fun. - I love the hair.
I love the hair. - Thank you.
Why do we look so excited to leave our kids?
- I know. - Saba.
- You're giving me-- - Your pajamas!
- Obviously.
- No, you're giving me Hugh Hefner vibes.
[laughing]
- How are you? You look so cute and comfy.
- I'm good. - Hi. How are you?
- Wait. Hugh Hefner died. - I know.
She's giving me the vibes.
- Are the Carolines coming together?
Do you know? - Where are they?
- Okay, let's make a bet.
I say Caroline Brooks coming first.
- I say Stanbury. I say Stanbury first.
- Stanbury-- I'll take Stanbury.
- Stanbury.
- Sh--, it is Stanbury.
- I knew it. - Sergio, as well.
- I'm coming. - You're joking!
- Last year was so much fun.
[screaming] - I'm so happy.
- How are you? - How are you, babe?
- How are you? - Is he really coming?
- Yes. - No way.
- This is my stuff. - It's his stuff.
- Prove it. Show us your passport.
- I'm gonna grab you. Come on. Go back home.
- You want my passport? - Yes.
Show us passport. - Go back home. Go back home.
- Wait, wait, wait. No, wait.
I have a passport. - He is so coming.
- I got computer.
- Espanol. [laughing]
- What-what does that mean?
- It means Sergio is coming to Bali.
- Why, though? Why?
- He wanted to come. He's coming.
- But this is a girls trip.
I am pissed.
The only thing that's left, is us putting boobs on Sergio
and a ----ing dress, and he's one of us.
But I'm-I'm not okay with it.
You're pissing me off.
- Aww, I'm mad. [laughing]
- That was good.
- But... - He's going to Spain.
- Like, right now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Thank God. - Sergio, have a good flight.
[laughing]
- Lesa is like, "Peace." - Yes.
- Sergio, go live your best life in Spain.
- Whose feet are those?
[laughing]
- I am actually pleasantly surprised
it's only a poster.
- Okay? - Sergio!
- I thought it was Zac Efron.
I love it. [laughing]
- I actually wouldn't have put it past Sergio
to get on that plane, or one an hour later.
- It's not a funeral.
- Guys, we're gonna miss our flight.
- Wait, where is Brooks? - Let's go check in.
- Where is Brooks? Where is Brooks?
- Listen, she's gonna have to catch up.
- Follow Sergio. - Follow the leader.
Follow the leader- leader-leader.
Follow the leader.
- Honey, take-take that one then.
- Okay.
- Huh?
- I know. I'm gonna cry.
I love you so much, honey. - Where is Brooks?
- Let me call Brooks, man. This is weird.
- Yeah, where is she?
- She's not-- she's not answering.
I cannot reach Brooks, and this is not normal.
It rang. She shut it in my face,
and she put her phone off. - What?
- I swear. That's why I'm worried.
- Well, we're checked in.
What if she misses the flight?
- I don't know. We will have a great time.
It'll be-- it'll be good. - I mean...
- I'm excited.
- I gotta be honest. I'm not that upset about it.
- Do we have Sergio? We do, okay.
- I'm not buying into this.
Brooks is fine.
Now, we're talking about, is she okay,
not what she did two days ago at my party.
- Leave me alone.
- I don't know if everyone is sleeping,
but I'm passing out.
Saba?
- Good morning.
Oh, my God, and I look so pretty.
Lesa, what are you doing?
You're not supposed to be working.
**
- Ladies, we made it.
- I absolutely adore Bali.
I go there all the time, and it's the place I go
to disconnect, to recharge.
Okay, my children, are you ready?
- Yes.
- People say that the water in Bali
holds a lot of positivity.
Bali, heal us!
- I'm so excited, girls.
We're gonna have so much fun! - I know! We're in Bali!
- We're ready to eat, pray, party.
- Now, it's hitting me.
- I know, I know, I know. - Bali, baby.
- Bali day. - Bali day.
- Does anybody hear from Brooks?
None of my texts are going through.
- No, but I'm actually worried. I'm not upset.
Her WhatsApp is not going through.
Her calls are not going through.
If she was running late, or she missed the flight,
she would have texted us.
- Well, she-she's alive. She's breathing.
- Maybe she's in the hospital.
- Where is Brooks?
This is weird. - Yeah.
To be honest, it's the first time I'm worried.
All I'm thinking in my mind, is did somebody steal her?
Is her organs in the market?
Did somebody steal her eyes because black people's stuff
is very expensive because of our melamine.
- Everybody is concerned for Brooks' life.
I have no concern for Brooks' life
because I know that bitch can survive anywhere,
and there is no way she left my house and died.
**
Look at this. Wow, wow, wow.
- It's so beautiful.
- Wow, this is stunning. - You're welcome, ladies.
- Look at this. - Eat, pray, party.
- Wow.
[speaking foreign language]
[gasps]
- This is gorgeous.
- Wow, this is pretty. - It's so nice.
- Wow.
- Ayan. - Yes.
- Look, so we don't argue, we picked randomly,
so it's fair. Fair?
- Okay, I hope you girls are not too tired
because I have the best dinner planned for you guys.
- Oh, nice. - I have celebrity Chef Luca,
who flew in just for us. - Ooh.
Thank you. Thank you. - So, get dressed,
look really fabulous,
and let's have a good dinner. - Perfect.
Perfect. - Great.
- This is the perfect setting.
It doesn't get better than this.
We have our private chef. We have our butlers.
We have this villa.
- I'm 06.
- Oh, wow!
- Oh, my God, this is gorgeous.
But we also have our separate rooms in the hotel
because I'm pretty sure we all need a break
from each other every now and then.
- All right, guys. Get the hell out of my room.
We need to get ready.
We have one hour. I'm starving.
- Unpacked and ready.
- Looking good.
[phone ringing]
- Hey, baby.
How are you?
- I miss you.
- I love you.
- Okay.
**
- We are off to dinner. - In Bali-- Bali days.
- I am so hungry.
- Bella Cucina.
- I have a booking on Lesa Milan.
- Mm-hmm.
- Is Ayan gonna fit in the lift?
- You fit, Chanel? - Yeah.
- Come, come.
- Champagne, ladies. - Thank you so much.
Thank you. - I want a drink.
- So nice. - Thank you.
- Oh, wow. - I'm so exhausted.
It's quite amazing that I'm still alive at this hour.
- Cheers. That lasted-- that lasted.
- all: Cheers.
- Thank you, Sara. - Thank you, Sara.
You guys look gorgeous. - For making us come here.
- You all look so beautiful. [laughing]
- I have a toast. - Okay.
- Sara, give us a toast.
- Thank you so much. - You know me, I love toasting.
- We all know Bali is about vibe and energy.
- Yes, yes.
- So, I want us to set the intention.
- Okay.
- Um, for any problems between each other
to be resolved, okay? - I love that.
- And for whoever doesn't know the other person,
to get to know them better. - I love that.
- And for people who already love each other,
to love each other more. - I love that.
- So, can we set the intention? - Yes.
- I love it. Set the intention.
- Everything is energy. - Yes!
- I left my kids. I don't want drama, you know.
- So, are you pledging that, this trip,
you're not gonna start any drama?
- Thank you so much. - No.
[laughing]
- That will be good, Taleen, for once.
- Thank you.
- Good evening, ladies. - all: Hi!
- Good evening. How are we?
My name is Luca Ciano. This is Chef Romain.
What you got in front of you, is a beautiful raw carpaccio
crudo of seafood, and it's just
something refreshing to get you going.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- Mmm. That's really good.
- Mmm.
- So, are we gonna report the missing child or no?
- What child? - This is very odd.
- Which child? - It is very odd.
I did make a joke with Sara because I know you and--
and Caroline have unresolved issues,
and I was like, well, if they don't resolve it,
I hope one of them don't show up.
- Oh!
- Do you think that's what happened?
- Did she-- you think she heard?
- Did we set that intention? - They set the intention.
- Yeah, but I wanted to clear that up, actually,
on this trip. - Really?
- Well... - Absolutely.
- I heard you were chasing her at Caroline Stanbury's house,
saying, "Where is your husband? Where is your husband?"
- Don't go there. - Listen.
- When I said I don't want drama, right now,
do not go there. - No, I didn't tell you.
I didn't-- I didn't say-- - That's dirty,
what you're doing.
- I heard you were chasing her at Caroline Stanbury's house,
saying, "Where is your husband? Where is your husband?"
- Don't go there. - Listen.
- When I said I don't want drama, right now,
do not go there. - No, I didn't tell you.
I didn't-- I didn't say-- - That's dirty,
what you're doing. No, no, no, no.
- No. - No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. That is not true.
- She's saying I was-- I was chasing her around,
saying, "Where is--
you know exactly where her husband is."
- No, I said that's what I heard.
- First of all, I never chased anyone
around the house. - Yeah, I was gonna say.
- That's what I heard. - Yeah, Lesa, thank you.
- I was gonna say.
- That's what I'm telling you I heard.
- I was gonna say. I was there.
I did not see her chase down Brooks.
- Yeah. - Let's not have
this conversation 'cause Brooks is not here.
- Yeah, true. - Yeah, so it's better.
Yeah, it's better.
- That's-- all I said was, if she were here,
I would have wanted to sort it out with her.
- She did say that. - Okay.
- She wanted to sort it out.
- I'm not trying to open up Pandora's box, Chanel.
That night is a very sensitive subject for me,
as-as everyone, mostly everyone, here knows.
- I get it. I get it.
- So, I'm sorry.
I just-- - No, it's fine.
We're good. We're good. - Wow, wow.
- I-I see red. - We are good. We are good.
We are good. We are good. - Okay.
- Look, guys. - Oh, my God.
- Wait, what is that?
- I promised you a fire evening, and here I am delivering.
- Oh, it's already fire.
- What I wanna do tonight, an amazing
risotto alla Milanese.
And because I got special VIP, we've got some gold leaf
to put on top
just to put a little excitement to it.
- A little bit of gold. - Yes.
- Yeah, do we like a bit of glitter?
A little bit of fun? - Yes, we do.
[applause] - Okay, excellent.
- I don't know why Lesa arranged for us
to eat Italian in Bali.
We should be eating noodles.
- I didn't even know they had parmesan cheese in Bali.
- Look, I'll eat anything, at this point,
literally anything. I'm just hungry.
- Lesa, you did great. - Thank you.
- Wait, Sara. Has your-- has your boyfriend
met your parents? - No.
- I thought that was happening.
- I-I want him to, so I can make it official.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But I don't know when, and I'm still testing.
I'm still testing.
- That's why I said to you, you need to live together.
- We-we can't live without marriage.
- We cannot live with him. - You can't either?
- We can't. No way. - No, we can't live with men.
We have to marry them. - Are you Arab?
- Pakistani. - Same thing?
- Yeah. - Same thing.
- Yeah, we all are the same. - You can't live with them.
You cannot.
- I think living with someone, is so important.
- So important.
- I agree, but it's not something that--
it's-it's not an option for us. - It's not-it's not an option.
I get it.
- In Islam and in Arab culture,
couples don't live with each other
before marriage.
Even if I take religion and culture out of it,
I don't think I would wanna do that
because it takes away from the idea of marriage.
Why would we get married if we're already living together?
- Are you guys official? - No, he's not my boyfriend.
- Guys, let's not pressure Sara.
- So, what's it gonna take for you to know that--
- Time-- I just need time. - Yeah.
- I think most of the girls don't understand
the dynamic of the relationship because they come from
different cultures and backgrounds.
I wanna take things slow, and Akin respects the fact
that I wanna take my time and doesn't wanna rush me.
- Who is in charge of the party now?
- I would like us to go back to the villa.
Even if I actually passed my bedtime--
- And mine.
- I feel like we should still party a little bit
'cause we're in a hotel. We don't have kids.
- Wait. So, are you in charge of party?
- We need Brooks to come back. I actually miss Brooks.
- I miss her. - Let's cheers to Brooks.
- Cheers to Brooks. - Yeah, cheers to Brooks.
- I hope she's okay. - Cheers to Brooks.
Cheers to hoping she's okay. - We miss you, Brooks.
- I'm not touching.
- And loving that she's doing okay,
wherever she is. - Back to the villa.
- Okay, done. - Let's go.
- We're goin'. We're goin'.
**
- Party, party! - It's party, girls.
Let's par-- oh! - Oh, my God, Caroline!
- Had to do it. I had to do it.
- All right. Where are the drinks, Ayan,
miss party? - Where's the drinks?
I'm the party queen. - Prove it to us.
- Oh, this is not a good view for me.
- Prove it to us. [laughing]
- She's being your master. - Yes!
- When I'm traveling, I'm not gonna think
that I'm a mother. I'm a wife.
No, it's Ayan time. It's a good time.
[laughing]
- No humping.
- Oh, you have a very bony vagina.
- Can we talk about Bali's toilet seats?
I wanna make love to that toilet seat.
- Why? - It's ----ing heated.
Go sit on it. You won't come out.
That's the most action Sara is gonna get.
[laughing]
- Where are the drinks? - I don't dance.
- Get your old ass up. - I don't dance.
Oh, God, it's awful. - Dance with us.
- Since Brooks wasn't on the plane,
we've actually had a great time.
We're like moms gone wild right now.
It's amazing how one energy can affect so many people.
- What did you guys give Chanel? - Red wine.
- I love alcohol.
It makes me do crazy sh--. [doorbell ringing]
- What? - What's happening?
**
- What did Chanel drink? - Wine.
- It makes me do crazy sh--. [laughing]
[doorbell ringing]
- What? - What's happening?
- Whoa. [screaming]
Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
- Whoo! - I am gonna kill you.
Where were you? - Are you okay?
- Where were you? - What the (BLEEP)?
Oh, my God.
- First of all, I wanna kill you
'cause I thought something happened to you.
- Yes. - We all did.
- Yeah, we all called you. What the (BLEEP)?
- We were really worried. - We were gonna call the police.
- Everybody was genuinely concerned.
- Yeah, I know. - Like, everybody.
- I needed a minute. It was, like, hours before
it was time to go to the airport,
and I was just like, I'm not going.
- Really? - I just--
the stress was high for me.
Then I went to bed, and I woke up this morning,
and I'm like, oh, I feel good.
- I'm happy she's alive, for one.
Like, I really was scared, but I'm also worried
because everything has been going so well, and, you know,
now Brooks is here. The dynamic might change.
I'm kind of holding my breath. [sneezes]
- Bless you. - Bless you, Caroline.
- Who are you allergic to, girl?
- Brooks. [laughing]
- I decided to come because Taleen's drama
is not big enough for me to ruin everybody's trip.
- You flew Emirates?
- She flew private. - I flew private.
Funny part about it is, all the girls left before me,
eight hours and we all arrived at the same time.
That's the difference between flying private
and commercial.
- Brooks did not come by private jet.
That would have been, like,
a quarter of a million dollar trip.
The only jet she may have been on is, like, economy,
strapped to some wing with her bags at the back.
I can assure you. - Everybody getting along?
- Yes, actually. - For once. For once.
- Yes, we are. - So, don't come and start nothin'.
- Can we order a round of tequila shots?
- No. - Yes.
- No.
- Run, girl. - Yes. Yes, party.
- Yes!
Yes!
[screaming, indistinct chatter]
- Bali! [cheering]
- Okay, bedtime. - Are we going to bed?
- Yes. - No.
- Okay.
- Good night, everyone. - Good night.
- Love you guys. See you in the morning.
- Oh, do we have to really go to sleep?
I don't want to sleep yet. - Babe...
**
[phone ringing]
- Hi.
- Hey. - How are you, babe?
- Huh? Sienna is up?
- Hi.
I feel like they don't miss me.
- You're eating pancakes?
Babe, make sure they-they're eating nutritious.
Yeah? Not just carbs and candy.
- Oh, my God.
- It's good.
I mean, the place is beautiful.
Bali is so gorgeous.
We had a nice dinner last night.
You would have actually loved the chef.
He was so sweet.
- Well, it was six of us last night
'cause Caroline wasn't here.
- Guess what.
She's here.
- Yeah.
So, she comes in. She gave me a hug.
It was, like, kind of awkward.
I don't know. We need to talk.
- Like, I shouldn't bring it up in front of the girls.
- Brooks?
- Babe, I've been calling you all morning.
First of all, lost my jewelry bag.
And then I realized that my maid packed jewelry
that's not real with the jewelry that's real.
I have jewelry in frickin' eyeglass cases.
- Oh, girl, you look so good.
You left me so worried yesterday.
Next time, just text me Tell me, "I'm zoning out."
- Babe, I couldn't.
I had a moment, and you're the one who even told me,
when everything gets hot and heavy, just switch off.
Take a minute. - Totally,
but tell your friend 'cause I thought you were dead.
- I know. No, I'm sorry, babe.
I-I just-- I didn't know if I wanted to come,
and I've been really upset over a lot of things
that I feel like I haven't addressed,
and I wanna just address the elephant
in the room, so we can have a good time.
- We did last night. We set an intention.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Has Taleen apologized for being fake?
- No. - And two-faced and, like,
a meddler and a pot stirrer? - No.
- She's really disappointed me as a friend.
I'm very disappointed. - Well, listen.
Since we set the intention, talk about it,
so we can have fun. - I am gonna talk about it,
and I'm gonna hold her accountable
for what I feel like she's done.
- A hundred percent.
- Coming up...
- You went on a spiritual healing journey.
I think you need to stop the healing.
- No one miss the boat, girls.
Where is everybody?
- We're waiting for Brooks and Sara.
- Are you guys excited about the catamaran?
Who is swimming, by the way?
- I think we'll just jump in. - Not me.
I'm not swimming. I'm too expensive.
- Hello . - Hello, ladies.
- I got my wetsuit. - Let's go, ladies.
**
- Okay, who is coming in this car?
- I'm gonna go with them.
- I'm so mother----ing excited. - Bali day, Bali day--
Bali day-- - Bali! Bali!
[laughing]
**
- This is so beautiful.
We made it, girls.
- Oh, my God, wow.
- No. You have a tiny vagina.
[laughing]
- Brooks, did you arrange this?
- She did. - Hello. Good afternoon.
- all: Hi.
- Thank you.
- The trip has official begun.
- Yes. - Let's do this.
- Are you all right? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Why don't you change? - I am. I'm too hot.
- Okay, change.
- Of course, I've been on a boat.
I'm Somali.
We're the best pirates since 1800s.
But I've never been in the deep ocean.
Why would I go there?
There is jinn, and you know what jinn is?
There are people that we cannot see that live there,
and they talk to you, and then you look at the water,
and then you fall in love with them,
and then they grab you in there.
Either they kill you, or they (BLEEP) you.
I'm not planning to get killed or ----ed today,
basically, by things I cannot see.
- Cheers to a great trip. I'm so happy.
I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world
with anyone else, right now.
Well, maybe I would. [laughing]
But cheers to Bali. - Cheers, guys.
[cheering]
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Okay, yes.
- Oh, babe. - Any nice ones?
- Are you joking?
- Let-let your fabric flow. Let it--
- It's not me. It's the wind.
- Look at that, unedited.
You're welcome. - Thank you.
- All right, here, take a picture.
- I don't need Sergio anymore.
- Oh, God.
- The Taleen I see now, is not the Taleen
that I've known for eight years.
I don't know who that person is.
- Okay.
- Oh, no. Oh, no, you're gonna love this.
- From what I hear from her, she's hurt.
From what I hear from you, you're hurt.
How do you fix the situation, honey?
- Tell me when to change. - Change.
- Talk to her.
Talk to her like your friend you've known for eight years.
Talk to her like the mother of the ch-children you love.
- Mm-hmm. - You know,
her husband you've known forever.
You know what I mean? Talk to her like that.
- I already got it.
Yeah. - What?
- I know.
- I don't know if I'm ready to have this conversation.
I'm too hurt.
- So, you're saying you're not ready to talk about it today.
- Not at all.
Ayan is on a mission to try to be, like,
the healer and the guru.
- Come on. Brooks, people are never expecting you
to have fun.
Expect chaos out of you.
- I don't know if she sipped the Bali seawater,
and, like, she thinks she's Gandhi, but, like,
today is not the day that I feel like it's appropriate
for me to talk to Taleen.
When I'm ready to talk to my friend, Ayan,
I'll talk to her.
[screaming]
- Wait.
- Yeah, we just support you guys.
- Yeah, I know.
- She thinks you don't wanna talk to her.
- Yeah.
- No, no, no, girls, the food looks good.
- Should I-- should I leave you guys alone?
Okay. - Do that. Just move over.
- Taleen, you got your prawns.
- I know. I ate two already.
- Yeah, so good. - Okay.
- Yeah, what, when you fan me,
and I just lie here like a princess?
- I mean, I know you miss me.
- Yes.
- What I chose to do, was more so just disengage,
and maybe that wasn't the right answer,
but that's what I was advised to do in my healing.
- I mean, I love you dearly,
but you went on a spiritual healing journey?
- Shut the (BLEEP) up.
- Dead-- dead. - I am on one.
[laughing]
The shade.
- You are very prickly. And actually, I gave up.
- You think that the healing made it worse?
- You were so forthright and knew--
everyone knew exactly where they stood with you.
- Now, yeah, yeah. - Now, you're like, uh,
Sara talks for you.
So, it's like we have to go through the--
it's like you're the president, and we have to go through
the third person. - Oh.
- It's made it a lot worse.
- They're surfing. Whoo!
Yes, look. - Oh, my God, I see--
I see, uh, Stanbury and Brooks.
- But he surf-- he fell. Sh--.
- Yeah, I think you need to stop the healing.
- Why? - Because you were better before.
All Brooks is doing, is traumatizing the rest of us.
That is it.
That is all Brooks' healing has done for her,
is to deflect from herself
and to put it onto us.
Did you really fly in on a private jet, Brooks?
- Yes. Wanna fly back on a private?
- What was it? Air Force One?
Who is funding that?
- Don't go there.
- You can't even be that good in bed.
You cannot.
Like, what-what does that good in bed even look like?
- It's a secret. I'm not giving you the blueprint
unless you're divorced. - I don't want the blueprint.
I'm not getting divorced. - Okay, so then--
- I like my 28-year-old without a plane.
- Okay.
All right. Where do we jump in?
- Oh, this feels good.
- My flamingo is all the way over there.
Okay.
- Wow, the wind and everything.
- Al Madani, can I use your boobs as a floatie?
Oh!
- Where's the glasses? - Right here.
- Oh, my God, I swear...
I'm not paying f or those.
- My top just came off.
- Oh, sh--, I see tits.
- I wanna enjoy this trip as much as I can.
Like, when am I gonna be in Bali again with Brooks?
- Abort. - Excuse me? Excuse me?
- I do wanna enjoy it with her.
- Who wants to do a backflip?
- Not me.
- Okay, help me to get out. Oh, no!
I don't trust you, Brooks! Brooks!
- Soon as Lesa fell down, I was dying.
I'm not kidding. Like, dead.
- Darling, I'm not coming to get you. So...
- Bitch, seriously, you would let me die in there?
- My tan would come off. - You're so bad.
- Get-- this is like "Baywatch." Move.
- You haven't even dealt with Sara yet.
- No, no, no.
See, I-I, really, I-I-I avoid--
I know. I avoid.
A few days ago, the most juiciest voice note
landed into my WhatsApp, and I'm like, oh, my God!
I have to share this.
I have something to tell you.
Sara, she has literally changed her mind
on Brooks all of a sudden.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
I have a voice note.
- Sara always said Brooks is amazing,
and she never sees any bad.
And finally, finally she's seeing it,
but she can't admit it.
- She sent this to you?
- Let's not go there.
No, can you guys not talk about it until later?
- But you can play it again in Bali.
- Oh, in front of Brooks. Mm-hmm.
- I love it, Caroline Stanbury.
You are a mess.
- I thought you were gonna say, "Amazing."
- Amazing.
- Coming up next...
- I'm ----ing sorry for doing that. I was messy.
- I cannot trust you now. But listen--
- Excuse me? - This is ----ed up.
- We're going to dinner, but then Brooks is arranging,
like, something called bar hopping.
Mama bear has to be sober and make sure everyone is okay
'cause these girls go crazy when they drink.
- Be safe and have fun, okay?
**
- Hello.
I have a booking for seven.
- Seven? - Yeah, under Lisa Milan.
- Yes. - Oh, perfect. Thank you.
- Oh, wow, this is beautiful.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Hello. - Hey.
- Muah. - Where is Brooks?
- There she is. - There you are.
- Hi. Sorry. [overlapping voices]
- Tina Turner in the building.
- Tina Turner. - Who did your hair?
- Me. - Because you had, um,
curly hair earlier, right? - Yes,
and you had blonde hair earlier, right?
- Yeah. [laughing]
- How is everybody? Is everybody sleepy?
- Yeah.
- I have a Zoom meeting in the morning,
so I don't want to be hung over.
I need to wake up and do this.
- You're still working on vacation?
- Not as hard. - She was working on the plane.
- I am, but not as hard.
Like, I'm really trying to relax this trip.
- You need it. - Like, I really need it.
- Ms. Lesa, if you're ready.
- The food looks amazing.
- Can I start with the crab salad?
- I'm gonna get grilled steak, no sides.
- Green curry, the tom yum soup.
- The green curry with shrimps.
- I'm going to have the soft shell crab salad, please.
- Thank you. - Girls, I love you all.
Cheers. Thank you so much, you guys, for--
- all: Cheers.
- Love you guys.
Cheers to a beautiful girl trip.
[cheering]
- Cheers.
- So, since Lesa did the food, and the food has been amazing--
- Lesa, you have done-- you've outdone yourself.
- Thank you. - And-and tonight,
you are doing the party. - I did a great boat party.
- And I'm sure it's gonna be amazing.
The boat was amazing. - The boat was lit.
- What's gonna be tomorrow?
Please tell me it's something that cleanses me.
- Tomorrow is the spirituality and pray part.
[cheers and applause] - Oh, so good.
I'm looking forward to that. - We need a lot of that.
- On the topic of healing, today on the catamaran,
Caroline told me she feels as though
the healing part is odd to her.
- What?
You like the old Caroline more?
- Why would you want your friend to be in a toxic space?
- What do you mean? - What does that do for you?
- No. - Why do you think this,
Caroline?
- Like, why do you think she shouldn't be healed?
- No, I didn't say she shouldn't be healed.
- Yeah. - I said that I know,
when she speaks to me, I understand her language.
- Yeah. - The language
she is speaking to me right now, we don't--
- What does that mean? - So, put an effort.
Put an effort to get to know the new her after her experience
with healing from her traumas.
- You talk for her?
- I-I'm not talking for her.
I'm explaining. - You talk for her.
When she speaks, I-I am fine to listen to her,
but when you speak for her, that's not the same.
It's not coming out of her actual mouth.
- When did I speak to you for her?
- How do I say it?
- You're saying that you had a conversation.
That's why you don't care to talk about it, again.
- She called me a see-you-next-Tuesday
behind my back. - Check, please.
- She was drunk. It's not that deep.
She was drinking. - No.
You're doing it now.
- If I defend Brooks when you speak about her,
and she's not there, or when she is there,
and she can't get the words right,
and I speak to help her out-- - Yeah, so what?
- It's called friendship.
And the reason why you have such an issue
with Brooks being close to Sara, Sara speaking for Brooks--
by the way, she doesn't speak for her.
It's called being there for your friend.
- Well, since we're being so honest,
if Sara really was such a good friend,
she needs to have accountability.
- For what? - The voice note you played us.
- What voice note was that?
- Oh, we're-we're goin' there?
- Okay, you wanna go there?
Okay, okay, great.
- There's so much hypocrisy in this group.
Sara is saying that she's this completely healed,
amazing person.
If you wanna call me out for my behavior,
let me call you out for your behavior.
Let's all sing from the same hymn book here.
- What voice note is that?
- Okay, I played a voice note of you saying
that you feel like Brooks should take accountability
or something like that. - What?
- Something like that. I'm sorry.
- The voice note that I sent you?
- Yeah, I'm sorry. I did play it.
- Back up. Messy. - I did.
I'm sorry, Lesa, because I put you in a bad situation.
- That's ----ed up 'cause I sent that to you privately.
- I agree. I agree. I agree. - Just to ask you
if-if she said what I thought she said.
- I did. - Where?
What was I saying? - What was the voice note?
- You said, "I'm not a fan of Caroline Brooks."
- What the (BLEEP)?
- Sara, what the (BLEEP) is happening?
- That's ----ed up. - I'm sorry about it. I know.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- I was messy. - I cannot trust you now.
- But listen, this is ----ed up.
- Excuse me. - I cannot.
**