- Previously, on The Real Housewives of Dubai...
- Hospital underwear.
Mina Roe's expanding this year,
adding our new skincare line.
- Akin made me drop a deal for $45K dollars
because the guy is shirtless on his Instagram,
and-and he said-- - So, what do you mean he made you drop? Like...
- He's like, "You're not doing it."
[sighs] I'm very disappointed.
- Do I see myself having a baby at 48?
Not a chance in hell.
Is it a dealbreaker, or not?
- I want a baby.
- Why don't you take accountability
for the voice note you played us?
- The voice note that I sent you?
I think where things went left was that dinner
when you threw Ayan under the bus.
- Yes. I would never want it to affect you this way,
and I will fully apologize for that.
I know what I did that night wasn't right.
- Yeah, you ----ed me over.
- Well, I didn't mean to (BLEEP) you over.
- I know that.
I don't think Stanbury came in between me and Lesa,
so I can't blame her for that.
I think me and Lesa came in between each other.
- Definitely never thought I'd see that.
- Lesa, somebody stole your best friend, babe.
- In the end, I really need to look at why I'm angry.
- The only thing old about me, darling,
is my money.
- In the land of excess, I find my riches within.
- Take it from me,
if you know how to stay chill, you'll never get burnt.
- I may be building glass houses,
but you'll never see me crack.
- The desert might be hot,
but I always find the shade.
- If you're jealous of me,
that's okay, honey. I would be, too.
**
- Hey, ladies, wanted to invite you all
to the launch of Mina Roe's new skincare line.
I want you guys to be the first to test it.
I hope you can all make it. Muah.
Oh, what is this in the group chat?
- No, you guys cannot see this.
**
- Ready? - Yes. One--
- Go-go-go. All right, here.
Go-- Go forward.
That was mediocre at best.
- I actually practiced it.
**
- You chew like you own a casino.
Ma-ma, keep--
[laughing] Eww, Maki.
**
- Hi. - Oh, hi, honey. How are you?
- Oh, hang on. - It's chaos.
We've got constant people. Like, you know, upstairs,
I've got the closet people in now,
the carpet people in now. - Yeah, yes.
- I don't know what I'm gonna do without, like,
someone at the end of my bed in the morning.
[laughing] Do you like the house?
- I love it. - It's amazing.
- Yeah. - Yes, I think you've done
a fantastic job.
- I'm super excited
my parents are finally seeing my new house.
They've seen all the pictures,
as we were building it, but they haven't been yet.
So, they're so excited, and they're in town
for Zack and Aaron's Bar Mitzvah.
- But anyway, wasn't it? - Absolutely beautiful.
- Yeah. - I wanted to cry, to be honest.
- Again? - Yeah, again.
It was so special. [laughing]
- It was amazing. They were so happy.
- I think we all shed a tear, didn't we?
- Uh-huh. - I certainly did.
As a grandmother, it was a wonderful site.
- The Bar Mitzvah was way beyond my expectations.
It was something that my ex-husband organized
with his parents,
they've just built a synagogue in Abu Dhabi
whilst there's a church that's just been built
next door, and the bells were ringing.
That is wild!
All these religions living in harmony
here in the UAE.
What's the bit where they put them on the chair?
- Oh, he fell off. - Yes, he got--
he got catapulted out of it.
- Is that part of the ceremony sort of thing?
- Yes. Yeah, always. - Oh, okay.
- I thought it was only in weddings,
in Jewish weddings.
- I thought it was only at weddings.
I haven't seen it before. - Yes.
- My father is Jewish.
My grandparents are Jewish.
My mother is not.
So, I have always been brought up
in a very multicultural way,
and my name before the war was Steinburg,
not Stanbury.
[object clattering]
All okay? God.
They're putting in-- - Baby, breathe. I seen you.
- They're putting in the glass. I know, 'cause it's just--
I get so stressed. - Just relax. Everything is--
[laughing] - There's so many people here.
- It's amazing how it came together, the house, no?
- Amazing.
- I wanna show you, Anthony, the-the barbecue.
You wanna come with me? - Yeah.
- I will show you a little bit. Yeah.
- The new barbecue-- you guys have to work out
how to use it tonight. - I know. I will.
- Yes, for God's sake, please, a practice run.
- Yeah, it's just been really hard
building a house, you saw it.
This was a piece of dirt land last year.
- Incredible. - Yeah, and-and-and--
- You're not gonna bite me today, I hope.
- He might. [laughing]
- But do you see a change in-in me here?
- Yes. I think you're much more relaxed here,
definitely. - Yeah.
So, I've learnt from hypnotherapy that I'm not soft.
- Did you? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I love her. - She's taking me back to boarding school.
- Oh, yes, well, mmm.
- You're eight years old. What are you hearing?
- Me asking her not to go back to school.
- What is she replying? - "You have to go back."
It's a very unnatural place.
- Absolutely, but, you know,
everybody went to boarding school.
That was absolutely normal. - No, no, I know.
That's the time. - Yes, at the time.
- And it's a very English thing.
I think it's so outdated now.
- I think it is, but it teaches you to be independent.
It teaches you discipline.
It teaches you about relationships and, you know--
- No, I don't think you learn about relationships.
I think it stunts your relationships.
I think it disconnects you.
Like, I'm not good at sharing problems.
- Well, that's good. You shouldn't share problems.
Not big time anyway. It's joining and--
- But that makes it very hard, mom,
to be married or to have kids
because I am such an insular person.
I'm not gonna punish my mom for the way I feel
because what is the point of punishing my parents
for something they did however many years ago?
If you have children, and you're rich,
you send them off to boarding school.
That's what rich people do.
- But if you want to solve a problem,
you probably have to solve it yourself.
- So, if I'm ever gonna have a relationship and go forward,
I may as well just let them live
in their little joyous bubble
that they did the perfect thing for all their children,
as I hope one day my children will do for me.
I have to say you've changed now.
You're softer now than when we were growing up.
- Yes. Yes, I'm sure.
Well, you try bringing up four.
[laughing] - Yeah. Oh, no, I know.
Sergio wants more babies, and we've got the embryo.
But I do understand that, you know,
he feels like he's the only boy in the family.
- Yeah.
- And that he doesn't have anyone to carry on his name.
- No, no, well, yeah.
- But, you know, until this house is finished,
I can't even think about it.
- You just have to look at how it will impact on your life.
It's a lot of work and a lot of years.
- But I don't want to regret not having a baby for him.
- Well, I think that's what you've got to...
...think about and-and talk about.
**
* I like to swipe 'cause I can afford it *
* if you're blowing up my line then it better be important *
* I'm a boss yeah I'm in charge *
- Oh, wow, it looks amazing.
- How are you? - Hi! Oh, good.
I can't wait to see everything.
Oh, this is pretty.
"Clear your mind, transform your body,
"and nourish your soul."
Love it.
After two years in the making,
my skincare line is finally going live.
This is the first time Mina Roe
is branching outside of clothing.
For us, as a maternity brand, we want to cover
all aspects of the motherhood journey.
Oh, wow, I love this.
The girls will do their massages
with Mina Roe's oil and our belly mask.
So, they'll get their services done in here.
The plan for today is for the mamas
to feel pampered.
So, we're gonna have a little bit of spa,
do a little bit of fitness.
I want the girls to feel like you're in a Mina Roe haven.
- Ah, here are the T-shirts.
- And-and put this one in Ayan's bag
'cause Ayan wants an extra T-shirt.
- Wow. Oh. How are you? Mina Roe.
- Ahh, you look so good.
- I don't even have sneakers.
I'm wearing Taj's sneakers.
- You look cute. - Really?
- Are you gonna do a massage?
- Ooh, you know I love massage.
- Okay. - Yeah, you're paying?
- Yes. - Okay, good.
- Your water.
- Oh, love it, and I'm thirsty.
[laughing] - You're never thirsty.
The other ladies, sometimes they are.
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
- Hi, ladies. - How are you?
- How are you? I'm good. - Muah, muah. I'm good.
- Are you ready to work us out?
- Um, are you ready? [laughing]
- I'll show you the yoga room quickly
'cause the ladies-- - Let's do that.
- And then you guys can get changed.
- Can I change? I'll go change in there
while you do that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so, this is it. - Wow, this is really nice.
- Thank you. Have our little logo.
- I know. I love--
It looks like it should stay here.
- It needs to. - You know!
- Would you want me just, like,
in the middle? - Yeah.
- I'm so happy Lesa has asked me
to be a part of this event.
- It would be raising awareness for postpartum depression
and baby blues. - Yeah.
Have you thought about doing, like,
more of a fitness collaboration?
In my fitness business,
I do a lot of work with women who are postpartum.
- I would absolutely love that.
- It literally lines up with my brand.
Love the form. Good. Slam it.
I feel like it couldn't be a better fit.
- Hello. How fabulous.
- Hello.
Thank you very much.
- Where is the changing room? - Oh, you can--
- Thank you. - Oh, my God, look at this.
- This is beautiful. You are beautiful.
- Thank you. Hi. - Hi, babe.
- How are you?
Look for your bags. Look for your names.
You can have your waters. - Thank you.
- I'm gonna get a tattoo of this.
Like, it's everywhere. - You need to. You need to.
That's right. Show me that you really love me, Sara.
- I will. I will.
I come to the Heart and Soul spa
almost every other week, sometimes twice a week.
That's where I do my spiritual healing.
- Take your right index and middle finger
like you're pressing a button.
Breathing in from the stars and the center of the earth,
pull this energy now up, up, up
into the third eye chakra.
- But when I walked in, I could hardly recognize the spa
because it looks like a Mina Roe spa.
I've never seen something so heavily branded.
It's over the top, but that's how Lesa is.
- I'm also gonna go get changed.
**
Hello.
Mina Roe is an inclusive brand.
Mother-in-law is here.
Pam, everybody. - Hey. Whoo!
- Thank you all so, so much for being here.
Today is the launch of Mina Roe's skincare line.
Every year, we choose a cause, and, this year,
every sale that we make, we're going to donate
to raising awareness of postpartum depression.
Taleen is going to be leading today with yoga.
Don't kill us. - I won't kill you guys.
[laughing]
- I'm confused.
What does yoga have to do with maternity wear,
and why is Heart and Soul completely rebranded
to look like Mina Roe owns the building?
I'm the one who owns a ----ing spa.
Leave it to Lesa Milan to do the most.
**
- Coming up...
- I'm not gonna settle.
I am a single mom because I settled.
I've been in abusive relationship
because I settled.
- We're just gonna start with some light stretches.
Just warming up the body.
Let's go for ten bear hugs.
One, two.
Swing the arms for one...
- Look at how long my arms are.
- Like a giraffe. - I know.
- Right leg forward.
- Oh, my God, why is my body opening up so much?
Whew! - Left leg, and twist.
- Ayan was not doing yoga.
I think she was in tumble time.
- Do you change the leg? - Two, three-- good.
- The only exercise I do, honestly, is my husband.
Or if you drink a glass of wine,
apparently it's like going to the gym for an hour.
So, I guess I'm doing gyming every day.
- How is everything feeling? That was the warm-up.
- What? - That was my workout.
- As far as fitness levels are concerned,
"A" for effort. They're trying.
Now, everyone is gonna meet me in a tabletop position.
- Oh, my ass looks good in that position.
- It's gonna look better,
'cause we're gonna arch the back.
- Oh, really?
- And then we're gonna curl the back.
Come on, now. My chest is up.
You're gonna go for two.
And then two squats. - Good morning.
- Good- goodnight.
- And meet me in the middle for prayer hands.
Well done, guys.
[applause] - Good job.
- Thank you. Amazing.
So, next, we're gonna go off to the relaxation bit.
- Yes.
**
- So, you guys just make yourself comfortable.
How cute is this?
I'm gonna put you guys in belly masks.
It's like a sheet mask but for the belly.
- Girls, the food is ready. - Great.
- Thank you. - Wow.
- Mmm. Oh, this is good.
Mmm. Mmm.
Please, please, one more, please.
- Delicious.
- Okay, so, ladies, we're gonna started
with our treatments.
Some of us are gonna do massages.
Okay, Stanbury and Taleen,
you guys can take the first room.
And then when the rooms are available,
we get our services. - Brooks, where are you going,
running away? Come here, Lesa.
Come, come, there's space.
- Yeah, please. - So, how was it?
- It was so much fun. - It was good.
- How have you been? How is Maktoum?
- He's good.
I mean, it's hard for him to sleep at night
because he's, like, is anybody-- anybody gonna kidnap me?
Is anyone in the house? He wakes up.
- Oh, so, he knew? - Yeah, he heard everything.
The police were there.
My maid for the past six months
have been closing the cameras in the house.
- What? - Bringing multiple men.
- She was probably plotting to-to take him for ransom.
- Yes, yes.
- I hope it doesn't affect him for the rest of his life.
- No, no.
I take to him a lot of therapy and stuff, like,
with me and healing. - Okay.
- So, he knows that, you know, let it go.
- Okay. - But he's just scared
because he found out that men were gonna come to the house
and all that, and they already came to the house.
- Yeah, I wish he didn't hear that.
I wish he didn't hear that. - I know,
but I'm very honest with him.
- But, for me, I'm- I'm the opposite.
I try to protect my kids
as much as I can. - Yeah.
- 'Cause we don't want them to lose that innocence.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I know that the way everyone parents is very different.
I personally would not have shared that much
with my children, but maybe someone will look at me
and think I'm an overprotective mom,
but I'd rather be overprotective
than have to do damage control.
So, we're just, like,
we toe the line. - I get it.
I get it.
- Hello-- Oh.
- Are you here to watch? - Yes.
- There's a chair over there. - Pick an armchair.
- So, you guys just leave me.
Oh, my God, are you enjoying? - Is it cold?
- Enjoying? Which part? I'm lying down.
- Oh, my God, that's really cold. Ahh!
Oh, my God, it's ----ing freezing.
[laughing]
- Where is your therapist?
You are supposed to be relaxing
and getting a massage and stuff.
- I am waiting. - So, how you been?
- Very busy with Taj. - You've been pulling away
from me and getting closer to that one.
Hmm. - Yes, I have.
- Haven't you learned your lesson?
Isn't she the reason why we're having issues?
- To be honest, when I was with her in Bali
and had lunch with her, she said, "I'm sorry,"
but it-- I didn't feel it. - Yeah, this is in Bali.
- Yeah, but then we came back,
and when I was at polo with her,
I honestly felt like she was genuine.
So, I was very happy about it.
She's remorseful, so I was like--
- Well, as she ----ing should be.
- Yeah, yeah. - Because we never fight.
- No. - And I'm not gonna lie.
That-that really took a toll on me.
- That why I was, like, taking my time.
Giving you your time, too. - Yeah.
- But you know, I've got a lot--
a lot of love for you, you know.
I feel like this is Stanbury and Lesa every day,
and this is me, and I don't know what side
they are pulling me, like, this way.
But I'm somehow always on Lesa's pulling side.
I go this way more.
But Lesa just needs to relax. I'm a loyal friend,
and I wanna be friends with everybody.
I'm a friendly ----ing bitch.
- I never want us to get back to that, ever.
You know, I know it hurt you a lot as much as it hurt me.
And I don't want you to get too close to that bitch
'cause I'm jealous.
- Oh, finally, ooh.
[laughing]
- Yeah. - Do it on your back?
- Yes, please, do it on my back. I'd love that.
Thank you very much. - We've been here before.
- Oh, uh, to the spa? - Yeah.
- Yeah, all the time. I live here.
- All right. So, I'm here every week.
- I live here. Exactly. - Downstairs. I do my healing here.
How much did she pay to rent this?
- Yeah, I don't know.
- This is a lot because I would have given her
my place for free. - Yeah.
- I don't know. - She didn't ask you?
- No, she didn't. - You could have done this.
- And I was actually surprised. - Ask her.
- Why she didn't use Glass House?
- Yeah. - Yeah, I would.
She should be supporting your business
just as much as you're supporting hers.
- I'm very supportive of everyone's businesses.
- Yeah. - I love to see women thrive in business.
So, yes, it is a little bit offensive to me.
Lesa, what are you doing?
To try to invite me to a spa,
you're trying to act like you bought it.
Stop it, girl. Come on, now.
- Yes, she is.
Why else would she decal the floor,
decal the windows, if she's not trying to make it look
like she owns the venue?
A real friend wouldn't try to...
rain on another friend's parade.
Did I start a whole entire Glass House maternity wear?
No, I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't put my friend, who has spent millions
in building her business independently,
in a position where she felt uncomfortable.
Like, oh, my God. - Go and speak to her.
- Yeah, agreed.
**
- Oh, my God, space cadet.
- Sorry I'm late. - Yes, I know.
It takes time to travel from Mars.
- Well, my spaceship is in the valet.
[chuckling]
How are you, babe? - I'm okay.
- Here is our food menu. - Thank you so much.
Thank you. - Last time I came here,
I had these really nice cubes of beef.
- Yes, this is our signature honey crisp beef.
- Yes, yes, I'll have that, please. Thank you.
- Perfect, sounds good.
- I'll have your grilled lambchops.
- Yes. Perfect. - Some sides,
like, your-your tops sides would be great.
Thank you. - We will surprise you ladies.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Oh, he's gonna surprise us.
- We have enough surprises in our life.
- Trust me.
I have, like, a phobia when someone says,
"Surprises." [sighs]
Babe, I'm this close. I swear to God,
this close to having a nervous breakdown.
- Yeah, I'm this close...
to stabbing Akin with my chopstick.
Do you understand? - Babe, you're gonna go to jail.
It's not worth it. - It's worth it.
Are you in the mood to talk about it?
- Of course.
We've been arguing, and he's been putting in effort
as in, like, let's fix things.
You know, I care. Let's fix things, I care.
But, to me, this is just an effort to move forward.
Like, let's-let's--
let me shut her up and move forward.
- Brush it under the rug and just forget.
- Brush it under the rug but there is no solution
to the problem.
Me and Akin, all we're doing, is arguing
from Dubai all the way to Germany on FaceTime.
Even if we wanted to have a healthy communication,
we can't,
and he's been avoiding the communication.
It's just too much for me, right now.
I'm not gonna settle.
I am a single mom because I settled.
I've been in abusive relationship
'cause I settled.
I got my money taken away and stolen 'cause I settled.
I'm-I'm not settling anymore.
You either love a lot and meet me where I am,
or it's not gonna work.
- You can't expend yourself
until you have zero left in your battery.
- I need to be with someone who has done the work and healed.
I don't need to heal someone I'm with.
Thank you so much-- I'm so sorry
you're a part of this conversation, right now.
- Here is your favorite thing. - Oh, yes.
This is what I wanted. Thank you.
- Lamb chop.
- Thank you so much. Oh, Lord.
- [indistinct]. - Oh, yum, thank you.
- And then, going to the police every morning
and court for the nanny.
Doing everything for my son on my own
and then the nanny situation. Saba, I'm tired.
I've been strong all my life.
I'm tired of wearing the Superwoman ----ing,
uh, cloak. I'm-I'm tired.
He does not help.
- Sara has always been an independent woman.
She has been independent financially
from her own parents from a very young age.
Akin doesn't have the success that Sara has.
So, of course, he will try to control the situation
because he needs to feel like a man.
This is why I always tell Sara
you have to be with someone on your level.
When I see you hurt, my heart hurts so much.
What is it that you feel
you need to accept this low level of behavior?
Where is it that your value is lacking?
- I feel guilty. - Of what?
- Of walking away from people.
- Why?
- Because-- - Why do you feel guilty
for walking away from sh-- people?
- Because when you're healing, you notice everyone's wounds,
and you notice who need work, and you notice all of that,
and I feel like my job is--
I'm here on this world, to just help.
And if I don't help, I feel like I'm letting--
- But you're not-- but you're not God.
Don't let it be your comfort zone.
- I'm gonna cry.
- No, don't-don't cry.
Please, I'm gonna cry.
- My end goal is marriage, and the problem is,
there are a lot of things missing,
and if we don't fix these things,
I don't think there is a future.
- You have a son. You're an excellent mother.
Think about him.
It's either we come up with a plan,
or I go to Germany, and I deal with him.
- You sabotager.
- Saba the sabotager. - Saba the sabotage.
[laughing]
- Coming up...
- So, Chris, arms straight, right?
- Yeah, yeah, you wanna get over--
- Oh, Chris-Chris! hold the handle hard, love.
- Wait, Ayan, Ayan, get a little closer to the ball.
* Yeah yeah yeah do it do it like *
* do it do it like *
* yeah yeah yeah *
* do it do it like *
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Awesome.
Hello. - Hello. How are you?
- Hello. How you doin'? - Hello.
- I'm Taleen. - Nice to meet you.
- It's so nice to meet you. - Rafael-- pleasure.
Nice to meet you. - Welcome to JA the Resort.
- Thank you. We're happy to be here.
- And we've got so much planned for you.
- We're excited. So...
- Yeah, you're starting off with golf.
- Great, fantastic. - So, beautiful golf course.
Nine holes, fantastic. - Nice.
- Wonderful. - He only came for the golf.
- I put all my--
- Nobody likes golf more than my husband
except Sergio, Chris, and Rich.
So, we thought, what better than to host
a golf trip in Jebel Ali?
Hi, ladies.
Raffi and I wanted to invite you all
to a little golf trip overnight stay.
We'll all pretend like we know what we're doing.
Here comes the pro golfer, right here.
- Oh, hey. - Hey.
- She comes all ready to go. - Hey, guys.
- I mean, she brought her glove and everything.
- How are you, babe?
- Staycations are a thing in Dubai
because we have the most beautiful hotels in the world.
- Hey, I brought my eye candy.
- Is this golf attire? - Chris...
- It's, like, a little break without getting on a plane,
and you're in a seven-star hotel.
Yes, 'cause we have to two.
We have two seven-star hotels.
Hello, guys. - Hi.
- How are you? - You look cute. Muah.
- Well, hello. - Hey, welcome.
Ut-oh. - You need help?
- Yes, there's no porter.
- You look cute. Muah. - Hi! Thank you. You, too.
- Brooks is running a little bit late.
She just texted me.
But I'm just gonna kinda run through the day
a little bit, Raf and I.
First of all, thank you guys for all coming.
We're gonna have a really good time.
- Oh, nice.
- There is a great restaurant we're going to tonight,
a beautiful rooftop. We're gonna have drinks.
We have to be downstairs here,
uh, at 3 p.m.,
and then we'll get to golfing.
All right, let's go.
- Oh, she did good. - Sure did.
- I was not expecting this.
I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
- Ooh, wow! It's big!
A nice little view. - Golf course.
- There's Rich. - Hey, Rich!
- The door is closed, Raf. - Oh, yeah.
- This is where the action is gonna be happening tonight.
- Oh, I'm ready. - Yes.
- Oh, this is so nice.
The queen has arrived.
Tal and Raf are gonna be pissed 'cause I'm late,
but I had to work at my salon
that I actually...
[coughing] ...own.
No decals.
I own my spa.
[laughing]
Step your money up, Lesa Milan.
[sipping]
[sighs] - I'll stay here.
**
- Yeah, let's go. - Oh, yes! Golf buggies!
- Ayan, where the (BLEEP) are you going in this dress?
- I'm driving.
- No, you're not. I'm driving.
- I'm driving. - I'm good at golf carts.
- You're gonna kill me. - No, I will--
Probably, but I'm driving. - Okay, fine.
High heels? - This one first.
But it's not moving.
[screaming] Sh--.
- Bitch, get the (BLEEP) out. Oh, hell no.
I'm not takin' that kind of ----in' risk, bitch.
- Okay, give me another chance. - No.
- That was just one ----ing chance.
- Ayan. - You cannot remove somebody
from one chance in life.
I don't want to have a driver's license
because my brain cannot handle anything
for more than three seconds.
- Ayan, you have to turn the ----ing wheel.
- Oh. - Duh.
- Okay, you take it from here.
- Honestly, we're gonna have to-- we're gonna--
we're gonna have to stop. - No, no, no, I'm doing great.
I haven't-- I have not done anything bad yet.
- Yet? - Yet.
I get bored easily.
I will be on my phone and crash. Boom.
Oh!
Accidents.
- You look like you belong in "Swan Lake," honestly,
but it's not here. - Oh, perfect.
- Aren't you boiling? - No, no, no.
Let me tell you. - Of course, yeah.
- Heat does not bother me because I'm going to hell,
probably, and it's gonna be hot there.
I gotta get used to this.
- Put your hand here and then wrap your thumb
around and this, this, this.
- Wrap my what around what? - Don't worry. Just do it.
Hit it.
Yes, one more, one more. You got it.
- Sara, imagine it's Stanbury's face.
[cheering]
- All right, guys. Let me show you how it's done.
- Oh!
- Sergio, this is a man's club you gave me, darling.
[cheering]
- Golf is a rich man's sport, and I like rich men.
No ----ing wonder I always liked golf.
- Whoa!
- I cannot see it. - Oh, my God,
I just got turned on.
Saba is gonna show us up, right now.
Saba is like a pro.
- No, I'm not. I'm not a pro.
- She brought a glove.
For me, that's a pro. - But I'm not- I'm not bad.
- Since we've invited Saba on this golf trip,
all she's been talking about on our group chats,
is how she could almost be a pro golfer.
Like, she's gonna give our husbands
a run for their money.
- I haven't played in a few years.
I grew up playing a lot of golf,
and I feel like the men
are so threatened by me on the golf course.
Sergio is not even making eye contact with me.
- All right, all right, warm up swing.
- She wants a redo.
- No, she didn't hit the ball.
- That was practice. - That was so embarrassing.
- There's no redoes. No, there is no redoes.
The ball needs to be hit.
- Almost. - Also a practice.
- Almost!
- This girl has never played golf in her life.
- Who lies about this
before you walk onto a golf course?
- I think her dad was lying to her...
[chuckling] ...since she was a kid.
[cheering]
[tree rustling] - Into the tree.
[laughing]
- Oh, and the baller has arrived, bitches.
- Um, you're too close to us.
- So, move.
So, Chris, hand straight, right?
- Yeah, yeah, you wanna--
- Oh, Chris, Chris, Chris. - Like a ball.
- Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. - Hold on. Hold on.
- Hold the handle hard, love. - Wait. Wait. Ayan, Ayan.
Get a little closer to the ball.
- Come on. Do it!
[cheering]
- Wow, yes! - That was amazing!
- You did great. - That was the best shot!
- I tell you guys I am very good at everything
I have never done. - All right, okay.
- This is so nice. - This is nice.
You're having fun? - Yeah, I'm having fun.
I'm having fun. - I know you, like,
hate being away from your kids but--
- No, no, no, I needed this,
and my mother-in-law is here, so it's really good.
- Good. She was so cute, by the way.
- Oh, yeah. - She's adorable.
- She enjoyed the event. Did you enjoy the event?
- I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Oh, that's so good.
- It was good. - I heard, um,
Brooks was, like, complaining about something.
[laughing]
- I-I think you should talk to her about it.
- Yeah. - Like, um,
you know, she has a salon and spa, right?
- Yeah. - So, I feel like
maybe it would have been good to, like,
speak to her about maybe, like,
either using her facility or talking to her about that.
- Me speaking to Brooks about a Mina Roe event?
- Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It just-- it--
Again, I think you should talk to her about it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
- 'Cause I don't wanna, like, misquote.
- Okay.
At the end of my event, while clearing the bill,
I noticed that someone didn't accept their treatment.
So, the masseuse told me that Caroline Brooks
refused to do any services
because she has her own place.
I just wanna get to the bottom of it
because I don't get why she was talking sh--
at my event.
- I know she was kind of put off by a few things.
Talk to her. - No, I will talk to her.
**
- Coming up...
- The event should look like you're in the brands.
- I get it. You don't have to talk to me like that.
- Guys, we all go-- - No, don't ----ing point
at me. No! - Guys, stop, stop.
- Oh, honey, that's good.
- Should we leave the guys here and go have--
Go sit and drink? - Yes, let's go have a drink.
- Yes, yeah. - Oh, my God, yes.
- Let's do that. We deserve it.
- Lesa, best thing you've said all day. Let's go.
- Boys, you guys stay on the course.
We're gonna go have a little drink.
- And you guys enjoy yourself. - Yeah.
- We're going to have some shandys. - You guys enjoy.
- Yeah!
- Oh, this is actually really pretty.
- It's so beautiful. - This is gorgeous.
- Right. - This is a good angle.
- The view is stunning, absolutely stunning.
- I had a great time playing golf.
It's actually kind of an irritating sport,
but I kinda had fun with you guys.
- I like dressing up for it. [laughing]
- I had fun being roasted for it.
Thank you. - Saba's an awful golfer
and she thinks she's really good.
Ayan, I think, is the best golfer out of all of us.
- Yes, I am. - Surprisingly.
- Clap-clap for me, and feathers rolling,
and feathers, and feathers, and feathers.
[laughing] - Feathers!
- Yes, yes, yes.
Can I have, um, Grey Goose with pineapple, please?
And it has to be Grey Goose. - No, but you are a mega entrepreneur.
- I will do a lychee martini
with, uh, Kettle One vodka.
- Lychee martini sounds fun.
- Can I have a glass of champagne?
- Water, please. That's it.
- Lesa, how was the rest of the spa launch?
What happened after? It was amazing.
- Oh, first of all, thank you, ladies,
for coming and supporting me. - No, thank you.
- Yes. - It meant so much to me.
It really did.
Um, Brooks, you had, like, an issue with the fact
that I did not-- what was it?
I don't even know what the issue is. - No, so it was--
- I didn't have-- it wasn't at--
- Obviously, I'm-I'm-I'm a spa owner.
So, you hosted your event at Heart and Soul.
You know, it's just a weird location
to have our friends do the services
that I provide in my salon. - Okay.
- So, when I saw the location,
and then I saw the massage and all that,
I was like, I'm not taking part in this
'cause, obviously, this is a conflict of interest
to my business.
Then I was like, it's branded like you opened a spa.
It looked like that.
- So, first of all,
when we started planning
this whole thing-- - Mm-hmm.
- You were never in-in my thoughts.
You were not in my event planner's thoughts.
So, it was not done to maliciously hurt you.
- Hmm. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry that you are hurt, if you are.
When you do an event, the event should look like
you're in the brand's environment.
Well-- - It was the branding, though.
Like, not once did I see Heart and Soul anywhere.
- Heart and Soul was at the entrance.
As soon as you walked in, theirs is a--
- Mina Roe was at the entrance. - Well, as it should be.
Mina Roe's paying to be in Heart and Soul.
Last year, they came for my business with lies.
- Lesa, Sergio also came for you on Twitter.
- Yes. - Posting that his friend
funded your eight figure business.
- Yes. No one has ever funded my business.
- You steal designs. - What?
- None of that stuff is true.
Now, this year, I put on a perfect event,
and they go searching for something to be mad at.
These girls are all just jealous of me.
- She has the right to throw her party
wherever she wants to throw her party.
She never said she's not gonna support her.
And you guys, like, coming for the girl
that just had a party, like, event, like, two days ago.
- I'm not coming for nobody. - It's kind of crazy.
- I'm not coming for nobody. - We all support each other.
We all support each other. - I'm not coming for nobody.
I told her to speak to Brooks.
After the Heart and Soul event,
I got calls from Brooks freaking out.
She went haywire.
She was so upset. So, I had to say something.
Girl, I'm just telling you where she was coming from.
It was like the-the-- - To be honest,
you don't have a business. You don't own a business.
When you do throw a line and a launch of your own,
not somebody else's business. When you do...
- I have a business of my own. Thank you very much.
- When you have a business of--
- I have a business of my own. Thank you very much.
- You will not-- you will not host--
- I have a business of my own. Thank you very much.
- You will not host a whatever your business is called event
and not plaster your logo everywhere.
- May I have one more champagne, please?
Nothing I say would be the right thing on either side,
so I am mute, and I'm happily mute.
Well, I'm not happy mute. I would like to have left.
I couldn't side-step all the way out to the door.
- If you're going to a Mina Roe event,
you're gonna see Mina Roe everywhere!
- You wanna lower your voice with me?
- No, I don't because you're getting on my ----ing nerves.
- Guys. All right. All right. All right.
- I get it. You don't have to talk to me like that.
- Guys, we all go to events. - No, because it's like--
- Okay, don't patronize me, right now.
- How-how-- but how can you say you're at a Mina Roe event,
and you don't-- - Don't patronize me.
- Don't ----in' point at me, Taleen.
- Don't-- oh, so, you can point at me.
- You cannot go to a Mina Roe event!
- You put yourself on this high horse.
- No! You cannot go to a Mina Roe event
and not expect to ----ing see Mina Roe everywhere.
Bitch, if I could freaking take-- put it everywhere.
- I saw it in my ass crack that day.
- Thank God. I would have put it up further,
if I could. - Guys, guys, guys, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I believe people that can't control themselves
try to control the environment,
and when the environment goes out of control,
they get angry and aggressive,
and that's what's happening to Lesa.
- We've now expressed our feelings.
- Yes. - Okay, I told you how I feel.
You told me how you feel. Understood.
- Done. - Let's move on. Can we?
- Yeah, guys, have fun.
Coming up next...
- How long does she expect a sex session to last?
[laughing]
- She expect it to last maybe three seconds.
I last one and a half, maybe. [laughing]
- Oh, you're back.
- Oh, these are actually the best strawberries.
- Where did you get them?
- In your shoe. - Oh.
- How was your drink with the girls?
- Where do I even begin?
This dirty gyal, Brooks, was, like, offended
that I didn't consider or use her spa for my event.
So, then the part that pissed me off the most
was Taleen.
She was like, "It felt like it was Mina Roe's spa."
Like, gyal...
I asked Taleen what happened,
and she refused to even speak on it.
She likes to chime in when it's not needed.
Like, girl, A and B are having a conversation.
C and sit your ass over there and be quiet.
- So, I inserted myself.
- Oh, no. - She went off on me.
- Lesa just went at her.
I think everything that she wanted to say to Brooks,
I think she said to Taleen.
- Now, we have to, like, go have dinner.
----ing pretend we're cool. Like...
- You should be upset,
but we wanna have a good dinner together.
- I-I wanna have that. I wanna clear it up with her.
- You may just have to suck it up for a night.
- I'll do that.
- I'm not interested in getting in between
the clash of the titans, but it was brilliant.
It was the first time I've not been involved,
and I really enjoyed it.
- Ready, honey? - Yeah.
- * We're gonna have fun We're gonna have fun *
- Please fix your hair. - Does it look that bad?
- Girl, you're my friend. I'm not gonna lie to you.
You want-you want me to tell you what you wanna hear
or what you need to hear? - Do I look like sh--?
**
- Oh, wow, this is lovely. - Wow. Oh, my God.
- Look at that, they have the fire there and everything.
- Oh, it's beautiful. - So pretty.
Where are we sitting? - I don't know.
I wanna stay far away from any issues tonight.
**
- Oh, wow. - Hey. Wow.
- Wow. Oh, my God.
- Honey, go alone, so they can see me.
- All right. - What's up, guys?
- Oh, wow, look at that. - Whoo!
[cheering]
- Hey!
**
- Hey. - Hi!
- Gorgeous. - How are you guys?
- Oh, my God, I feel underdressed.
- Saba, did you see what I'm wearing?
- Yes, Faraz Manan, Pakistani.
- I can recognize my people everywhere.
- I know. - Hello.
Good evening, everyone. - Good evening.
- Welcome to Kinara by Vikas Khanna.
I'm head chef, Ashish Amad. - Thank you.
- For tonight, we'll start with an award winning dish-- - Thank you.
- Called Dahi curd curry, which was a top 50 dishes
of 2020 by [indistinct].
- Oh, wow, very nice.
- Five minutes and we'll start the course.
- Thank you, Chef. - Thank you.
See you.
- Whoa! - All right. - Hi.
- Somebody showed up. - You look gorgeous.
- Wow, that's amazing, Brooks. - Beautiful.
- Thank you. You, too. Hi, everyone.
- Hey. - Hello.
Oh, you all look so beautiful.
- Thank you. [overlapping chatter]
- You look like a queen.
You look so beautiful, Lesa. - Look at the jewelry.
- So beautiful.
This is really good. Oh, my gosh.
- How do you say, "Thank you," in, uh--
- Dhanyavaad. - Dhanyavaad.
- No, so, I was thinking, Let's play a game.
The men, do you feel like you know your wives very well?
[laughing] - Absolutely.
- More than anyone else. - Very well.
- Okay, how about-- how about we test that?
- Oh, I like that. - Oh, that's fun.
- I like that, Sara. - I think I'm ready.
- We have questions.
We're gonna ask the husbands the questions,
and the wife has to write the answer.
- Oh, wow. - And if your husband
gets that answer correctly,
he knows you very well. - Yes.
All right. First question,
what was your wife's nickname growing up?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, but, wait, I didn't have one.
- I wasn't alive. How is that possible?
[laughing]
- What is your wife's shoe size?
- I don't think my husband will know this.
Not gonna lie. - Who wrote these? You?
You dirty one. You read it.
- How long does she expect a sex session to last,
and how long does it actually last?
[laughing] - Oh.
- I would say Lesa wants it to last ten minutes,
but it actually lasts considerably longer.
[cheering] - What is longer?
That was generous.
I actually want it to last five.
[laughing]
But it lasts about 20 to 30.
It lasts forever.
- So, I think she wants it to last about two to three minutes,
and it probably lasts three shakes and a quiver,
but, honestly... [laughing]
- It's true. I said he loves long, long time.
I don't like too much time.
- That's-that's true. Yeah.
- No, you expect about 15-- about 15.
- And then how long do-- does it go for?
- 30 to 40. - Okay.
[laughing] - Can we get the check?
- Taleen, play the-- play the game.
- No, no, I said I expect 15.
It's about 10.
[laughing] - Ten minutes?
- When do we ever go 40 minutes?
- Since when do we have sex in ten minutes?
- Are you ready for this. - Yes.
- I think she-she expects it to last maybe three seconds.
I last one and a half, maybe. [laughing]
Because she is kicking me out.
- So, what I put, because it usually feels
like hours, hours, and hours, and hours.
[laughing]
- Yeah-- - She understands it.
What part of that don't you understand?
- Okay.
- Personally, it felt jealous.
- No, no, no, there's no jealousy.
- No, it was jealous. Oh, my God.
- I have a very successful business.
**
- Personally, it felt jealous.
- No, no, no, there's no jealousy.
- No, it was jealous. Oh, my God.
- I have a very successful business-- By who?
- It was very jealous. - Who's jealous?
- Why would you bring your sh-- about her?
- Excuse me. Who asked me a question?
Who brought it up? - It was jealousy.
- Was it her or me? - It was jealousy.
It was jealousy. Jealousy. - Lesa? Lesa?
- You guys need to focus on your ----ing lives
and make your own businesses. - Stop it. Stop it.
- Don't-don't-- - I have my own, very much so. Thank you.
- Yeah, so, I didn't like the whole situation.
For me personally, I didn't like it at all.
What I would have done, is be happy for the girl.
- I did exactly what I needed to do.
And who wasn't happy? - 'Cause it just happened in 48 hours,
and you guys feel like you are jealous.
- Who's you guys? Excuse me. Lesa.
- I don't give a (BLEEP).
- Me and you have already spoke.
- It's ----ed up. - I have no jealousy, right?
I've always supported you from fashion show,
to anything, always. - I don't care.
- We-we spoke. - I'm saying my opinion.
- And that's your opinion. - It was a lot.
Your feeling is-- your feeling is accurate.
- Wait, jeal-- no, no, no.
- You-you're acting like you don't use outside services.
You don't even get your own hair done at your salon.
A Black-- - I get my--
- Black people come to your salon to do your hair.
- Who? Who? Who? [indistinct]
- The African people come to your salon to do your wig.
- No, my hair is done-- my hair is done by--
- The African-- don't pretend like you don't
go outside services-- - Lesa. Lesa.
- You don't get outside services.
- Lesa, I get my services done--
- It's becoming ri-- it's becoming ridiculous.
- Excuse me. What-- - Tell me I'm lying.
- How many-how many times has an African
ever come to my salon-- - Tell me I'm lying.
- To do Ayan's wig, my wig, anybody?
- I-I wanna stay out of this.
- Wait, hold on. Have you not been in my salon
when you see my wigs on wig stands?
- She don't even get services at her own salon.
- Where's my hair done when I'm sat next to you?
- Guys, guys, guys-- - Where is my hair done?
- I-I think we need to just-- - Think about it.
- All of my services are done in my salon.
I have the same glam squad
I've been using since Adam was four.
So, I would never, ever just dump them off
because I've gone and opened up
a multi-million dollar business.
Are you mad 'cause you don't have a ----ing salon, bitch?
You have to wash your hair in your sink at home.
- This is all a lie.
I've seen her use hair people, makeup people,
masseuses to do her services
that do not work at Glass House.
So, is this really about using someone else
that's not Glass House,
or is it that you're just a hater?
- No. Let's not.
I got in trouble for opening my mouth.
You weren't roasted. I was, on your behalf.
I was called bitch too many times, one too many times.
- Well, you were acting like one, Taleen.
You were acting like one,
and you had your hand, and you were getting loud.
So, that's what happened.
- You know, I love how you forget when you're loud.
- Yeah, because I was matching your energy.
- I was actually-- no, that didn't happen.
- First of all, you were-- you were speaking on
a situation that you are not even qualified to speak on.
- How did I end up in the middle?
- The fact that you had the audacity to even guess.
- So, we're going for qualifications.
- Yes. Yes. The fact that you had--
- So, whose finger is in whose face?
- Mine now. You called me a bitch.
- Yeah, I'll say it to your face.
- And-and I will call you a bitch again,
if you keep acting like one.
- You are so trashy. - You are ghetto.
The fact that you had the audacity
to even address me and my business--
- Come on. - Okay, okay, it's done.
It's done. - Ut-oh.
- Yes, Taleen can be a bitch, but, right now,
I feel like Lesa is taking it too far.
Girl, we have our husbands here,
and it's going way below the belt
like it shouldn't.
I wanted to tell Lesa, like, calm the (BLEEP) down,
but I couldn't in front of everyone
because I don't embarrass my friend
in front of everyone.
- No, I'm-I'm all done. I lost my appetite.
- This was great, guys. Thank you very much.
Honestly, thank you very much. - No, it was a pleasure.
I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
Girls, I'm sure you're gonna get your beauty sleep
and-- - Yes, yes.
[laughing]
**
- Next time, on the season finale
of Real Housewives of Dubai...
[shouting, screaming]
- You can't be bitchy
and not expect to be called a bitch.
- Every time Lesa Milan calls me a bitch,
everybody should take a shot.
[sipping]
- I just wanna focus on my child, for now.
- You're trying to come in between me and Stanbury now.
- What?!
- I don't know if they can come back from this.
- You are a liar! - My friendship with you is over.
- This show is not worth it for me!
[crying]