- Previously, this season,
on The Real Housewives of Dubai...
- Go! - Go, go, go!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Holy sh--! [screaming]
- Oh.
- Epic fail!
- Sara, I heard you have a German and an African man.
- Are we exclusive but not exclusive?
- Yes.
- Akin made me drop a huge podcast interview
because the guy is shirtless.
- You do have a beautiful embryo.
- Okay, I get emotional now.
- Sergio's ovaries are on fire.
- Are we actually having a baby, or not?
- Right now, not.
- Don't call me and say she's talking sh-- about me.
- That's my opinion.
- I've been friends with Brooks for almost a decade.
(BLEEP) this.
- Taleen, stop drinking. - Drinking?
- That's cute. - Yeah. - Come on, now.
Don't get me started. - Yeah.
- You ----in' beggin'-ass bitch!
- We've been through so many struggles together.
We're good.
- We're fine. - I think so, too.
- Ayan, why don't you take accountability
for the voice note you played us?
- The voice note that I sent you?
- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm sorry, Lesa.
I was messy. - I cannot trust you now.
- Excuse me?
- She betrayed my trust.
Girl, where is your loyalty?
- My friend literally called me out
and said she doesn't trust me.
[laughing] - Lesa!
Somebody stole your best friend, babe.
- I don't want you to get too close to that bitch
'cause I'm jealous.
Thank you all for being here.
Today is the launch of Mina Roe's skincare line.
- You know, it's just a weird location
to have the services that I provide in my salons.
- Okay. - It was the branding, though.
It was like-- - You don't have a business.
Bitch, if I could freaking take-- put it anywhere!
- I saw it in my asscrack that day.
I was called bitch too many times.
- And I will call you a bitch, again,
if you keep acting like one.
- I wanted to tell Lesa, like, calm the (BLEEP) down,
but I couldn't
because I don't embarrass my friend in front of everyone.
- You are ghetto!
- The only thing old about me, darling,
is my money.
- In the land of excess, I find my riches within.
- Take it from me.
If you know how to stay chill, you'll never get burnt.
- I may be building Glass Houses,
but you'll never see me crack.
- The desert might be hot, but I always find the shade.
- If you're jealous of me,
that's okay, honey. I would be, too.
**
- Good morning.
- Morning, gorgeous. You look beautiful.
Let's eat. - Thank you so much.
- I needed to go back out and try to learn how to golf
this morning. - I am starving.
- Girls, eat.
[doorbell ringing]
- I think Rich and Lesa are here.
- Hey. - Morning, mates.
How are you? - Hello. Good morning.
- Recover from golf?
- You look cute. How are you?
I woke up, and my husband wasn't in bed,
and I'm like, what the hell? - Good morning.
He was playing golf with me. - I know. I am just waking up.
- Oh, I didn't sleep.
- Rich is like, "Let's go have breakfast,"
and I'm like, okay, put my Dior mask on.
[doorbell ringing] - Oh, that's the breakfast.
- I hope that's breakfast.
- Hey. - What's up?
Oh, you guys got matching pajamas.
- Look at this. - That's so cute.
I'm not a pajama guy.
- How are you? - We got up especially--
- No, you're not. He's boxer's guy.
- What's up? - How was the morning?
[sighs] - The morning was sh--, quite frankly.
- Well, I tried to get some booty,
but he wasn't having it. - Trust me, my--
- She didn't deserve it. She got zero minutes today.
- Mine was worse. I didn't-- - He tried to get it from me.
- I didn't have golf. I didn't have sex.
- Well, today, we're gonna have a fun day.
We're going to Soul Beach.
- We go on a golf trip, and we-- - And there's no golf.
- Well, there was golf. - There was golf yesterday.
- That wasn't golf. It was with the girls.
- That's not really golf.
- Sergio, I don't know why you're getting into this.
You weren't getting up at 8:30 for love or money.
- You know why he's getting into it?
- I mean, for love, yes, honey. - Because he's sticking up
for his friend. - I would wake up for anything.
- That's why. - Exactly.
- Something you need to learn to-to do.
- Oops.
- I've already had my fair share of sh--.
You should learn when to stay in and get out.
That wasn't your fight to fight.
- I'm just telling you where she was coming from.
- You cannot go to a Mina Roe event
and not expect to ----ing see Mina Roe everywhere!
- Brooks didn't stick up for you.
You want me to?
- I shouldn't have inserted myself
upstairs on the rooftop,
but downstairs at dinner, I did nothing.
- She was not mad, actually.
- I don't wanna fight with Taleen.
I feel like Taleen fights people's battles.
- Yeah. - Like, yesterday's thing
should have just been between me and Brooks.
She jumped in, and she added kerosene oil
to the fire. - Yes, yes.
- None of them have worked as hard as me
or have a business.
- I am so sick of this woman's favorite line being,
"I'm the only one with a business."
- She can't handle anyone saying anything about her.
- Not only that, it didn't need to go that far.
- It did not. Yeah.
- But that "bitch" comment is not okay.
- Yeah. - And then to top it off,
is Ayan loving to say people are jealous.
"Yeah, Ayan, you're right. They are jealous."
- One thing, though... - Yeah.
- Rich said, "You know,
I always knew how much Ayan loved you."
- Yeah. - "But that girl rides for you."
[laughing] - Yes, I do ride hard.
I do. - That's nice. It is nice.
- I do. I do. - No, I love you for that.
I love that you always have my back.
- Of course.
- So, what's the plan for today?
She said a beach party or something?
- We're gonna be on the beaches with the bitches.
[laughing]
**
- To the beach! [cheering]
**
- That's a much better idea.
- This is Saudi style, baby.
- All right, ladies. Let's have fun today.
- Absolutely. - Yes.
- I'm feeling it. [cork popping]
- all: Whoo!
- Cheers. Cheers, ladies. - Cheers.
- Cheers to that. - Sounds wonderful.
- Cheers, boys! - all: Cheers!
- Let's have fun today. Whoo!
- All right. Cheers for the boys.
- Salute. - Salute.
- Cheers, fellas.
It was great having you guys on this trip, man.
- ¡Arriba, abajo, al centro y pa' dentro!
- Lesa, I think you and I
should maybe talk about what happened.
- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah?
Ayan, don't worry. She'll be okay.
- I'm not worried about her. I'm worried about you.
- I don't wanna do it.
I'm out. I'm-- peace out. - I mean, if you guys want--
- Taleen, I am not sitting here for this.
I don't care how it ends. You're an idiot.
- Why did Stanbury go?
- I'm coming to sit with the boys
'cause they want a one-on-one,
and I don't wanna be there for it.
[laughing]
- I shouldn't have interjected
into the issues that you guys were having.
I was just trying to have her back and support her,
but I should have just taken a step back,
let you guys do you.
I do apologize for that, but I did not appreciate
you coming at me at-at the dinner
that we were hosting.
That was uncalled for.
- I should not have called you out of your name,
but, Taleen, I swear to God...
you do things that irritate the sh-- out of me,
and one of those things is chiming in
when it's not necessary.
So, if it's not something that's positive or constructive,
I take it as an attack, right?
- No, so, don't-- so-- but don't tell her
you don't have a business.
- I have a fitness business. - Okay, okay, I didn't know.
I know she's-- we were arguing.
- Come on. - We were arguing.
- We weren't. - We were arguing.
So, anyways-- - Is this an apology,
or where are we going with this?
- No, well, not if you do that, it won't be.
- Do what? - Because not if you--
"Is this an apology, or what is this?"
No, don't tell me to apologize.
- No, because I'm not hearing--
- You can't be bitchy and not expect to be called a bitch.
- Jeez, this should be a drinking game.
Every time Lesa Milan calls me a bitch,
everybody should take a shot.
[slurping]
Find a new insult.
- Coming into my business and talking about your spa,
that was disrespectful. - Wait a minute.
- Very. - It was. - That did not occur.
- You said she should have used Glass House.
Was she wasted? - It doesn't matter.
- Has she forgotten things she was saying?
- Ayan, what are you talking about? - Ayan, one second,
just let me-- - I will tell you.
I'll tell you. - This is why I didn't wanna.
- Nobody walked into Mina Roe event talking about Glass House.
- No one is taking anybody down.
- Doing that at someone's event is wrong.
- Nobody did. - Doing that, it's just wrong.
- It's wrong.
You steal people's ----ing moment.
- Listen, when I'm ready to apologize, I'll apologize.
I'm not apologizing today, and that's it. The end.
I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
- No, you should never [indistinct] because you call out.
- Listen, guys, it doesn't matter.
Okay, my son has a fever. I need to go.
- You steal people's moment and wanna make it your moment.
Go ----ing get your own moment.
- I apologized.
- Yeah, (BLEEP) your apology, bitch.
This is literally the third time
we're having this conversation,
and it's not gonna go anywhere
'cause people keep interjecting.
I don't need to explain myself to you.
So, I'm out.
- You okay? - Yeah, let's go.
Here's your man bag.
- What happened? Why are we leaving?
- I don't wanna be here. - We just got there.
- No. - Come and sit at my table then.
- No, I don't wanna even be there, honestly.
- This trip was meant to have fun.
- We had fun. - What happened?
- And do you know what?
I think it's okay-- - I had fun.
- ...that everybody has each other's backs,
but no more cliquey bullsh--.
It's annoying. - Who's cliquing?
- Lesa could stab me, and then you would be like,
"This is what she kind of meant,"
and you wouldn't be like, "(BLEEP) you, Lesa.
I can't believe you did that."
- Oh, that's not true.
I will never let anybody be stabbed.
- If Lesa did it, maybe. - Really?
- Because you change when she's sitting next to you.
- Correct.
- Then you come, and then you say
all this ridiculous stuff.
Like, you're very different.
- What was that about?
- I was just lookin' out for a friend.
I don't know why everyone's up in arms about that.
- No one's up in arms.
- You are. - Oh, I was.
I wanted to know what was going on.
- Yeah, what happened? Why didn't you guys come?
- That insecure that you wouldn't show up
because of clothes?
- I don't know why you're so offended, by the way.
- Because it's rude. - It wasn't even you're night.
You're different.
- She's one of my favorite people.
- You won't see it 'cause you're in it.
- Ayan is Lesa's puppet.
Lesa just jams her hand right up in there
and starts going like this, and then Ayan is like,
"Nee-nee, Lesa, you're the best, Lesa.
"Everybody clap for Lesa."
- Thank you. Bye. - Bye. Thank you.
- I am very, very taken back, to be honest,
because I didn't know that's how they felt.
- Okay, guys, let's get in the pool
before we have to head out.
- Is it maybe because when they argue with Lesa,
I take Lesa's side, or I jump at them,
or I argue with them, or I involve myself in things
that's none of my business?
So, I can see why they feel that way.
There's a saying in Swahili.
[speaking in Swahili]
It means, in English,
a monkey doesn't see its own asshole
'cause, you know, the monkey is in the jungle,
and the other monkey is pointing,
"Hey, your ass is pink," and the other monkey is like,
"Huh? My ass is pink?"
Oh, no!
- It's getting out of hand. Oh, no.
[laughing]
- Coming up...
- Our friendship will literally never survive this!
You are a liar!
- My friendship with you is over.
* My heart *
* beats in every beat *
**
- You're going slower than a grandpa.
- Slower than a grandpa?
I haven't roller-skated since I was a teenager.
Summer's coming up.
We'll do Paris and then Maldives.
Are you excited to spend mommy and son time?
- Yeah. [gasps]
- Whoo!
* It beats in every beat *
* follow me on this dance so unique *
- Where do you wanna go for summer?
- Maldives. - Maldives?
Oh, my-my hips don't fit in this.
- Because you're old. - I'm not old. I'm 37.
- You said that. - Thirties is the new twenties.
* I know you don't speak the language *
- I'm looking forward to this summer.
- I can't wait. So, we'll start in London.
- Yeah. - We'll do the city bit.
I'll take you shopping.
We'll do our favorite restaurants,
and then we're gonna go-- - We'll go farm shopping.
- We're gonna go farm shopping. - Yeah.
This summer, my husband wants to buy a farm
in the Cotswolds,
which is a really beautiful area
about an hour away from London,
and Caroline's parents have a house there
that they're selling.
Well, I'm going to be in the UK.
We're just trying to buy a farm in the Cotswolds.
See-- - Buy my parents' house.
- Really? Show it to me, really.
- It's gorgeous. - Is it?
Her parents' home is beautiful,
but we're looking for, like,
50 to 100 acres.
Yeah, it doesn't work, but it's nice.
* My heart *
* my heart *
- Where are you going this summer?
I'm going to Cannes. - Maldives.
- Oh, nice.
- Then I'm going to Paris to get a bag.
- Nice. I feel like, because we are all traveling
'cause Dubai is so hot, right now,
we better throw the best party ever.
Let's get good food, entertainment.
- I've got the best house, my friend's house.
It's insane. - Yeah, it's gonna be epic.
- The heat in Dubai in the summer
is off the charts.
The tires on your cars melt.
- It gets to about 120 degrees on a good day.
- We need to leave. You really cannot be here.
It's ----ing hot.
- So, Ayan and I have decided to have
a goodbye Dubai summer party
because we're going away for essentially two months.
- Let's do a video together to invite. - Oh, my God,
even better. Okay. - Even better.
- I am off with my kids to Bordeaux, Saint Tropez,
Paris, Paris twice. - Amsterdam, DC, New York.
- I'm going to the Seychelles. I'm going to the Maldives.
- I'm going to the Maldives for three days.
Then I'm back to the Dubai heat.
I like sitting in Dubai in the summer.
- Hi. It's Chanel Ayan, aka, the queen.
- And Caroline.
- We are going to throw you guys the biggest party
you guys have ever heard. We love you guys.
Muah. - Muah.
- Me and Stanbury throwing this party
is just to show how far we've come.
Coming from Bali, I was still holding stuff in,
but then Stanbury apologized to me at polo,
and I actually felt her apology.
- I know what I did that night wasn't right,
and I accept all the responsibility for that.
- But to be honest, I don't know why Lesa
is feeling so insecure about me and Stanbury
because I really enjoy being around her.
She is funny as (BLEEP).
Also, I love when she's a bitch.
Oh, my God, they got-- [gasps]
What? - It didn't re--
- You didn't record? - No, it's not recorded.
**
- You have to do your homework. These are words.
You need to break them into, like, chicken.
How are you gonna break it?
The C-K together, or the K alone?
Remember, these are syllables.
M-A-R-- - M-A-R...
[speaking in foreign language]
- Okay.
- To be honest, Maki is a little bit traumatized.
We went through such a dangerous situation
with the nanny.
I can't even leave because he gets scared
something's gonna happen to us.
So, I can't even go to work.
I had to cancel a lot of speaking engagements.
Can you to go to the cook and check on the food,
and then come-come back to me, okay?
- I will. - Thank you.
I feel like everything is falling apart,
and the cherry on the pie is just the issue with Akin.
If I was in his place, I would rush to be here
or, like, come and communicate
and try to make things easy,
but that's not what's happening.
[phone ringing]
Hello. - Hi.
- I'm good. How is everything?
- What are you doing?
- So, you know, I've been going through a lot with my kid,
and I feel like I just wanna take the time
to just focus on my child for now
and, um, just make sure he's okay
because he's the most important thing,
and he is not in a good place.
And I just wanna have my energy all there for my kid.
- Yeah, so, I-I'm-I'm-- I just told you.
I think, like, I need to disconnect
and just focus on my child. We've been having issues.
We've been trying to solve our issues for a while.
I feel like nothing is going through with us,
and you're not here.
----ing hung up.
[sighs]
That was not-not the reaction I was expecting.
I did not call him to end anything.
I just said I want a break
because we were fighting every single day,
and all I asked was, let's put my son first.
I feel like he just abandoned everything.
So, it's over.
- Coming up...
- Had a long talk to Sergio about the baby thing.
I can't say, "You can never have a-a child."
[singing in foreign language]
**
- We haven't done this in a while together, have we?
I'm excited.
Do you remember when we used to go riding, all of us,
with your brothers? - I know.
We used to have Dusty, Footsie, and Fleur.
Fleur was my horse. - Yeah, it was so much fun.
Oh, look, this one's for you, Speedy.
- Oh, not for me. [laughing]
- When Yasmine was little, I used to take her riding
every weekend with the boys.
So, they used to have riding lessons,
and I've always ridden.
- This one's got crazy eyes.
- Looks like Caroline Brooks' eyes when she's angry.
My conversation with Yasmine recently
has really opened my eyes to how she may be feeling.
Do you feel like I prioritize you?
- I don't think you prioritize any of us.
- Over? - Sergio.
- She wanted to do something that was just me and her,
so I think that riding
is something that we could do together.
You know, I don't actually know what a teenager wants to do.
I didn't do a lot of things with my parents.
I wasn't at home.
I'm glad you and Sergio are getting on better now.
Yeah, it's been really nice.
I had a long talk to Sergio about the baby thing.
- Saying?
- I don't think I want one right now.
- Agreed.
I think you're being more rational
and more mature with your decision.
- Thank you.
He'd like one, one day in his life,
which is completely fair enough.
- I just think if you're unsure even at all,
and if the reason you're doing something
is to make someone else happy,
that's so unfair on the child,
if you're bringing a child into the world that,
if it weren't for Sergio, you wouldn't want.
- Yeah. - Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
No, I know. - Like, that's just unfair.
- We know at least we've got a lovely baby boy on ice,
and if we're ready ever, then we can.
Look, if I'm brutally honest,
Sergio I don't think would have a baby this soon
if he wasn't married to a 47-year-old,
and he didn't feel like the time is ticking, and fast.
- We'd like to do it before the big 5-0.
- What is the 5-0? Oh, 50.
[laughing]
- His rush is the fact that the doctor
and everyone has told him, at 47, this is it for me.
It's now or never.
So, it puts an added pressure on us
that we just don't need.
You know, I have to relook at it and rethink.
I think I might look for a surrogate.
Look at it, it's like the British Countryside.
- No, it's not.
It's nothing like the British Countryside.
- I love riding. It's relaxing.
Something you can do together,
chitchat, you're outside.
This could be something we do a lot together.
- Okay, I'll believe it when I see it.
- You never know. [laughing]
**
[phone ringing]
- Hey!
Hi, sister nice. How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good. Can you see me?
- Oh, my goodness.
- I know, I know, I know.
I feel like I'm Mickey Mouse arrived in Dubai.
- Thank you, sister.
- How are you? - I'm good, mommy, how are you?
- You know, Huda Beauty, right?
- Yes, I want to Huda Beauty office
to meet her because I've known her forever.
- So, is this your eyeshadow palette?
- The eyeshadow palette.
[gasps] - They're beautiful.
- Yeah, I know.
- Yes.
- Aww.
- Thank you. It means--
those words mean so much to me,
more than you can imagine. Thank you.
So much has been happening that I feel like
I've forgot that I'm like that.
- Thank you, honey.
So much has been happening.
We went to golf,
and everybody was literally having arguments.
And as a good friend, I'm always stepping in.
I'm always there.
But the other ladies told me the other day,
"Ayan, you're so different when it's just you and us."
That really actually hurt me.
I don't want my friends to feel like that.
To be honest, I was hurt
when I heard that from the girls
'cause I don't wanna make anyone feel like that.
So, after the golf trip, I had a conversation
with Lesa about this, and I said, "Lesa,
you know, the girls think that when I'm with you,
I act different than when I'm with them.
And I just felt really bad,
and I really wanna just apologize to them."
And Lesa goes, "Don't bring that up.
"Don't talk about it."
And I was like, "Why can't I talk about it?"
"Oh, because that's gonna make me look like
"I'm bad friend to you."
Yes, I'm very loyal to Lesa,
and I'm very protective of her,
but it's not fair for myself.
It's been so hard because if she doesn't like somebody,
I have to be like,
oh, my God, I cannot like them.
That's how I feel. Like, I really like you,
but I cannot really tell you I like you
because then I don't want her to be hurt.
Like, me and Stanbury
are starting to get to know each other.
I'm becoming friends with a lot of girls,
and I feel like she feels like
maybe I'm leaving her behind.
- Then I started to think about it,
and I was like Lesa is really, really controlling,
and sometimes it really bothers me.
She likes to tell me what to do,
what to talk about on camera,
what to talk with the girls, how to speak.
- Ayan is not going over there to apologize to her.
Let her beg to have a conversation with you.
- Not beg.
- Oh.
- My mom adopted a lot of kids in the village,
like, a lot of kids.
- Oh, you think?
- Ayan, you don't need gloves.
I'm not talking to you with gloves on.
- Wow! - I'm sorry, is it your birthday?
What are you wearing? - No, it's cold.
I'm like this.
Like, I'm starting to feel like this is
a one-way friendship to me.
- Coming up...
- Kiss the queen.
You're late. Hello. - Muah, muah.
- Kiss your queen's hand. - No.
**
- Hey, how are you? - Hello.
How are you? - I missed you.
How is everything? - So good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
Good to see you, too. - Caroline, how are you?
- Hi, lovely to see you.
- Wow. - A pleasure to have you.
I hope you like the area.
Caroline, you've been here before,
so you know. - I have.
This was perfect for us tonight.
- This is amazingly perfect for us.
- Yes.
**
- Oh, my God, I gotta wake up.
No amount of coffee is doing it.
That's why I need copious amounts of champagne.
- It's gonna be a long day. - I know.
No, no, no. I'm not drinking today.
- You just said you want champagne.
- Oh, yeah. [laughing]
**
- What are you doing today?
- So, Ayan and Stanbury are hosting a party together.
- Very cute. - Yes.
So, make sure my hair and everything looks good.
- I got you. [laughing]
- I am super excited for this party,
but this whole setup,
I'm not gonna lie, it's really weird.
Clearly, Ayan is liking this whole new thing
with her and Stanbury more than she leads on
'cause they literally went from not liking each other
to throwing this big party together.
It's just weird.
I'm just going there to look cute, and drink champagne,
and cackle, basically.
- Exactly.
**
- Thanks for helping me, queen.
That's what queens do. You know that?
- We're all beginning to learn that.
Thank God. - Yes. Yes, we are.
Do you need a glass of champagne?
- Oh, we do, we do.
Cheers. - Cheers, yes.
- Hi, girls. - Hi, girls.
- Hey, You look-- okay. - Kiss the hand.
[laughing]
- Uh, good to see you.
Thank you for having me, your highness.
- Merci, my lady. - My lady.
What in the medieval (BLEEP) is happening?
- I could sit here for days.
Hi, Taj. - Hi.
How are you? - How are you, darling?
- Ahh!
- Sara, how are you?
- I'm good.
Oh, my God, you look so good. - Hi, you look amazing.
- I'm Saba Yussouf. Lovely to meet you.
- Girl. Sit-sit by me.
- If you kiss hers, you're gonna have to kiss mine.
- Yeah, she's also a queen. [laughing]
- How are the kids? - Good.
[sighs] - Maktoum, right now,
is going through emotional stress.
- Because of the....? - The housemaid, yeah.
- But I just want you to have a good time today.
- Time will heal the pain.
- Yes. - What's going on with that?
- So, I told him I need some time to focus on my kid,
and when I said, he shut the phone in my face.
- Can you believe it?
Can you believe it? - Yes, I do, actually.
- It's nearly there. She's nearly there.
- When you think-- when you think the most
he's gonna be there for her. - No, he texted angry.
- Can't believe it. - I was shocked.
I was shocked.
After that phone call with Akin,
we were arguing by text,
and I told him it's over,
but he is still trying to communicate
and fix things.
So, is this the end completely?
I don't know because he's still trying.
- Grab a glass of champagne.
Hi, darling. How are you?
Muah.
Who is the man? - A white man?
Welcome.
- Crowns? I love it.
I hate it.
- Ayan put her ashy-ass hand out for me to kiss it.
Stanbury put her peeling suntanned lizard hand.
Uh, no.
That's Max.
- Who is Max? I'm very curious.
- Max is my friend. - I'm from England.
Lived here for a few years now.
- Nice. - Nice.
You better treat my sister good.
[laughing]
- Here comes Doogie Howser.
- I don't know where she met this guy.
Probably picked him up from some daycare.
- Literally, they're really going younger and younger.
Taj is 18. Stay away, bitches.
- He may be younger than Sergio.
[laughing]
- Max DMed me, and so then we kinda just became friends.
There is absolutely nothing romantic going on
with me and Max.
I chose to leave the baby in the cradle.
- I know. [laughing]
- I know. I know.
- That's amazing. It looks like--
- Darling, you have to take the bowtie off.
You look like a waiter.
- Oh, fun. [indistinct chatter]
Look at you guys. Don't stand up, please.
- Wow. - No, we won't.
- No, no, no. - Oh, we're doin' this?
- Yes.
- We're doin' this? - Really? You're like the Pope.
[laughing]
- I'll kiss a hand for a few drinks.
That's fine.
- We have to ask you a question.
- Tell me.
- Who's the 12-year-old with you?
- Stop it. [laughing]
- No, it's like this, Caroline.
You're British. You should know this.
[laughing]
I would never have thought we would be laughing,
loving each other like this. - I know. Long may it last.
- Oh. [laughing]
- Kiss the queen.
You came late. Hello. - Muah, muah. - No.
- I've been here for two hours. - Ayan, I'm not doing that.
- Kiss your friend's hand. - I love you. No.
- Lesa can't
because she can't hide how jealous she is,
at this moment.
- I'm gonna go see everybody. Hi.
- Lesa. - I didn't think she would.
- No, she would never kiss my-- our hand, never.
- Or mine.
- It's giving thirsty.
It's giving forced.
It's giving-- actually, it's not giving at all.
- Coming up...
Now, I'm about to lose my ----ing sh--.
You said she said I was bragging.
- No, never told you she said she's bragging.
- I swear to God on my children's life.
- My friend, can you please fix for me my dress
like this, please?
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you very much. - Oh, well done,
so well trained. - He's cute.
- So well trained.
- You're giving me Jacqueline Onassis.
Love the hair. Love.
- Cheers, boys. Tonight, we're drinkin'.
Look, you cannot come into this house,
and not enjoy yourself.
- You got a Bugatti in the living room.
- In the living room. - In the living room.
- But-- and you got another one right behind it.
- Behind it.
- This guy has, like, ten single digit plates.
I think the plates here alone,
are worth more than $100 million. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You think? Yeah?
- Dollars. - Yeah, yeah.
- Everybody looks so beautiful.
- Everybody looks so good.
It's so nice. - I love it.
- Does anyone else want another glass?
- No, Lesa just wore feathers
because I would have worn feathers.
- No, the designer made the dress.
- I know, Lesa. - Thank you.
[laughing]
- So, you guys have a party and no food?
- 'Cause I didn't eat.
- How do you guys still go to a party without eating?
I always eat before I go to a party,
so I'm never hungry. - No, I show up for the food.
So, no, I'm not eating. - Me too. - That is true.
- And then the alcohol hits me harder.
- That is true. - Yeah, yeah.
Wait, where's Caroline?
- We're getting to know each other a bit more.
- Right. - We [indistinct] on Netflix
a little bit. - Okay.
- You like my house. I showed you every room.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was amazing--
Outdoor shower. [indistinct chatter]
- He can be my sugar baby. I don't mind.
- It's all carbon fiber. Yeah? - Yeah.
- It's crazy. Yeah?
- This house is kind of crazy.
- Amazing, and the view, brother, is so cool.
- Got the Atlantis right there. - Yeah.
- Why don't you have a drink? - My question exactly.
- Just like you take it all from me.
I'm not kissing that hand. [laughing]
You can kiss this ass.
- Everybody, we're gonna play a short video!
Chanel and I, with the help of my gorgeous husband,
made a very little, funny video
for you all to enjoy. - Yeah.
- Because it's goodbye. - Dubai.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
- Yes!
- And play. - Play.
[laughing]
- It looks like a tampon ad.
[laughing] - Not a tampon ad.
- Ayan is like, "Welcome to the party."
Then she looks at Stanbury, and Stanbury's like this,
and she's like, one, two, three.
She's like, "And welcome to the party."
- That video needs an Oscar.
It was perfect.
- I'm cringing 'cause it was just that bad.
Lesa is spewing all of her little poisonous venom,
and it's, like, backfiring into her own veins,
and she's about to explode.
- Yes! - Whoo!
[applause]
- Can I get back those five minutes of my life?
- Oh, well, we love the video.
- We love the video.
- You're trying to rile me up, at this point.
You know, like, it's just so weird
how fast
things are progressing with Caroline Stanbury.
It's making me think,
has Ayan been telling me everything?
Because I feel like a boyfriend
that got cheated on by his girlfriend.
- His mom-- - Maybe you'll all have a great summer.
- Yes, we will. - No, we will.
- Well, you're going to be in Cannes with Chanel.
- I am. How did you know that? Who told you that?
- And you're going to be in Maldives
at the same time as us. - Yes.
- And I'll be there humping a stingray,
wasted. - I know.
- Which ride?
- The one you're on.
Just don't fall off
'cause I'll be the first one in line to laugh.
- The moment Lesa walked in, I could see she was so upset
that I was throwing a party with Stanbury.
I'm annoyed that Lesa is acting like this.
It's exhausting, and I'm ----ing over it.
- Where's my friend? Do you spot him anywhere?
Scan, scan, scan, scan the room.
- He's having his nappy changed somewhere.
- Stop it.
- I was saying we might play golf tomorrow.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
- Maybe we'll do a little practice
on the Jebel Ali 9 hole this week, though.
- Oh, my God, it moved. - It moved. I can spin you?
- That is so cool. - Let's spin her.
- Can I talk to you? - Why?
- What do you mean, why? - That's what--
that's what happened to Caroline.
- You don't wanna talk?
Okay.
- Everything's good.
- I don't know.
- Something happened. You're upset.
- No, I just asked Lesa to come talk to me,
and she said, "No."
- Why? What happened? - Yeah.
- Okay, I'll leave you guys if you want to talk.
- Tell me later. Tell me later. Tell me later.
No, no, no. We're not doing that now.
[laughing] We're not doing that now.
- No, we're good. We're good.
She just said something that kind of annoyed me.
- I asked her to talk to me,
and she said, "No." She didn't wanna talk to me.
I think the video with me and Stanbury, I get it.
But-- honey, get me a drink, please.
But I'm good.
- You look fabulous, like always.
- Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
- I think Ayan is upset about something.
- Really? Why? - Why?
- She walked away, and she was like,
"I wanted to speak to Lesa,
"and she doesn't wanna speak to me."
- Really? I'll go see her. - Go check.
- I can't believe me telling her to come talk to me,
and she's like, "No, I don't wanna talk to you."
Like, for what reason?
- When you're true friends, you go through ups and downs.
The good times get you through the bad times, right?
She'll be fine. She'll be fine.
- Hi. - Oh, hey, Lesa.
- How are you? - Good, good.
- Taleen said you're upset. - I said, "Can you talk to me?"
And you're like, "No." - I'm here now.
I'm here now. I'm-- - Why would you do that, though?
What is going on? - Why are you making a big deal?
No one-- - I came to talk to you,
and you literally was like, "No."
- Ayan? Ayan, I just asked you to give me a minute.
Why are you making this a big deal?
- The girls are telling me they feel
that when I'm with you, I'm different
from wh-when I'm with them. I think that's why--
- That's what you wanted to talk to me about?
- Yes. Yes, that I was--
- I thought we agreed that we weren't gonna talk about this.
- I can talk to you about what I wanna talk about
'cause it's my feelings, if they're feeling like that.
- She already threw me under the bus in Bali,
and here she is, again,
trying to throw me under the bus
for the second time.
But guess what. You tit, I'mma tat.
- I should be open to you and tell you how I feel
because it's not okay if they are feeling that,
and I didn't notice that.
- Yeah, well, I spoke to Stanbury about you
saying that she felt like I was bragging,
and she said she never said that.
She never felt like I was bragging about my houses
and my farm. - She didn't say--
she didn't say it was in a bad way.
- Well, you told me that, Ayan. - No, I didn't.
I said she was asking me.
You came to her-- - You used the word "bragging."
- Stanbury told me, "I had lunch with Lesa."
And I was like, "Oh, my God, that's so good.
What'd you guys talk about?"
She told me, "I was there, and Lesa was, like,
telling me, 'I'm buying your mom's house.'"
- We'll have, like, a full staff,
a whole organic garden.
- Um, my mom's house is too small for that
but-- - We can extend.
- So, I called Lesa. I was like, "Hey.
"Why the (BLEEP) do you wanna buy
"Stanbury's mother's house?"
- Ayan actually told me that Caroline Stanbury feels like
I'm bragging that I'm buying her family's farm.
I would never say that.
I called Stanbury about it, and Stanbury told me
that's not how the conversation went.
- I never used the word "bragging."
I never told Ayan that.
She said she could buy my mother's house
or should go and see it.
- Nobody said the word "bragging."
- No, nobody never used the word "bragging", at all.
Now you're lying. - Now I'm lying?
- She never said-- because she never said that.
- Yeah, okay. All right. We're good.
- What are you guys gonna do this summer? Any plans?
- I'm gonna go to the UK.
I'm gonna follow through on my dreams
to find a farm to buy in England where I grew up.
- Oh, that's amazing.
- What happened? - Nothing.
I was just, like, I told her that you were asking me
about her buying your mom's house,
and I didn't say you-- you said you were bragging.
You just told me she was gonna buy your mom's house.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, 'cause you never said that.
You just said to me-- - I didn't say that.
- Because I would never have said you're bragging.
- You told me that, Ayan.
- I never said you were bragging.
- Ayan, on my children's life,
and now I'm about to lose my ----ing sh--.
You said she said I was bragging.
- No, she never said you were bragging.
- She never said that. - She never said it.
- What did you tell me?
- I never told you she said she's bragging.
- Swear on Taj's life. - I never said that, Lesa.
- I swear to God on my children's life.
God strike them dead!
For the first time,
I don't even know how this is even possible,
but I believe Stanbury over Ayan.
I believe that she didn't say I was bragging
because she's the one that brought up
the whole farm thing to me.
I think Ayan made it up.
She's lying, and I think that's the most hurtful part,
is that she's gonna look me in the face a lie like that.
- Oh, my God, Lesa, Lesa. - You are-- Ayan,
our friendship will literally never survive this,
if you-- if you-- - It's fine. It's fine.
Let it not survive. Let it not survive.
You cannot put words in my mouth.
- Ayan, how can you say that? - Girls, girls, it was--
- I will not ----ing let you put words in my mouth.
- It was an innocent-- - How can you say that?
- Because I didn't say it! - How can you look me
in the eye and lie? - It wasn't even that bad.
Lie? Lie? - How could you look me
in the-- You literally said that.
- I can't be friends with anybody
because I'm always afraid
of what you feel and how you feel
about everything! - What? Oh, look at you.
- I'm done. - Look at you.
- Don't turn things on me, Lesa. - Wow, Ayan.
- Don't. No. - Wow.
- I'm done. - No, I'm done.
- You know what? - I'm done.
- My friendship with you is over.
- This show is not worth it for me.
- Because you just lied on my name.
I will never allow that. - I lied? I would never!
- You just did. You just did.
- I swore on my kids. - No.
- You know I don't swear on my kids.
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- You just lied on my name.
I will never allow that. - I lied? I would never!
- You just did. You just did. - Oh, I swore on my kids.
- No. - You know I don't swear on my kids.
You're a liar! - That's it.
- You're a liar. You're a li-- I have no respect for you.
You're a liar. You're a liar.
- I never thought that-- - You are a liar.
- Okay. - You're a liar.
- Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. - Say whatever you want.
- I'm good. I'm good. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- I am-- I'm shocked.
I don't know what the hell is happening.
- Lesa, why would you do that to your best friend?
Calling her a liar in front of everybody.
I don't know if they can come back from this.
- When am I ever mad of you being friends
with anybody else?
- Really, Lesa? - Yes.
- Okay, okay. - But you're trying
to come in between me and Stanbury, now. - What?
- That's what you're doing.
- Oh. [laughing]
They're fighting,
and I had nothing to do with it.
[choir vocalizing]
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not the problem.
- That's not okay.
I ----ing hate this.
I do so much nice things to people.
That's so ----ed up.
I hate it. [crying]
- Chanel? Chanel?
[crying]
I'm actually surprised
that this one word, "bragging,"
that was never said, has caused all this.
And actually, this is not about the bragging.
Lesa is never going to admit
that she's upset
that Chanel has become friends with me, ever,
because that's the real reason she's upset.
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- I've never been hurt like this in my life.
- Listen.
Listen, don't hold--
- Best friends don't do that. They don't do that.
- Okay. Okay, listen. Can I get your tail off?
- I don't-- Sara, please, I'm dying.
It's too hard to remove it.
It's too hard. - Okay.
- I'm gonna sip. L'chaim. - I-- Is that vodka?
- Oh, yeah, it makes-- - Vodka makes me violent.
- It makes you violent. - Just let have a little lick.
- Really? - Yeah.
[giggling]
- Should we dance? - Oh, you're having a great night.
- Come on, sit down. Sit down. Just sit down.
[blowing nose]
- Oh, sh--. - That's Valentino.
- That's Valentino, but I don't give a sh--.
- What's really going on?
I'm so tired of you both trying to prove to everybody
your friendship is perfect.
Friendship is not perfect.
It goes through ups and downs.
That's normal.
- You okay? - Wow.
No, I'm actually not okay.
The accusations that she was making,
the lies she was telling, Rich,
I feel like I've been seeing a different side to her.
And tonight... - Well, look.
- I'm good. - Just don't jump too far
on the-- - No, Rich.
I don't know where we go from here.
I feel betrayed.
I feel hurt.
This is not my friend. This is not my sister.
This is not the person
that I've known for so many years.
I don't recognize her anymore.
And...
Honestly...
just cut.
Just cut. Just cut. Really, just cut.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
- Why did the word "bragging" cause such a big problem?
That's the question.
- This one
and me getting along with everybody is the issue.
- She doesn't want you to be friends.
- That was-- that was always gonna come, though.
- I'm so hurt by this.
I cannot even ----ing explain how hurt I am.
How do you look at somebody like that
and think it's your friend?
Calling you untrustworthy, calling you a liar.
What she did to me in front of Taj,
I will never forgive her till I die.
- Next week, on The Real Housewives of Dubai Reunion...
- I'm not wearing any underwear,
so if I flash you, I'm sorry. - Okay, good. Okay.
- Is it gonna be a blood bath?
Is that why we're all in red?
- It's gonna be a love fest.
- Let the fun begin, darlings.
- In Bali, you were talking about Shrek
saying this is your sugar daddy.
- You were with someone that you referred to as Shrek?
- He was so ugly!
- I have someone that apparently pays my bills.
Nobody pays my bills. No one.
- You're always coming for my business.
- When?
- I wore your whole wardrobe.
- You said one article. There it is.
- Okay, so Andy-- - Bada bing, bada boom!
- That was funny.
I'd like to let Sara speak.
- (BLEEP) it, I'm not gonna lie.
- My issues with her, stem because--
- What did she-- - You never liked me.
- What do you mean-- That's not true.
- You asked me to tone myself down,
so you can sit next to Andy Cohen.
- What?!
- Ayan-- - Okay, drop the bomb.
- Brooks called you on speakerphone.
- Okay, wait.
- Did you trap Ayan?
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