- Filling your heart with love from the elements.
[giggling]
- Previously, this season,
on "The Real Housewives of Dubai"...
**
- Yalla.
* This is why you don't mess with me *
* seeing you got best of three then it's time for me *
- Oh, my God! I didn't pay for that.
My spa and salon is gonna be the glam central of Dubai.
My ex-husband is developing it.
My ex-boyfriend is investing in it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - Shut up!
- I, Sergio, take you, Caroline, to be my wife.
- I, Caroline, take you, Sergio, to be my husband.
- You may kiss the bride.
[cheers and applause]
- Energy, girls, energy. It's the finale. Energy!
[applause]
- There she is.
- I promise to be a better person.
- Not you, not you, not nobody
is ever gonna talk to me about how I raise my kid.
- And it was very brave of you
to let us know when things weren't well.
- Ma, you know what I went through,
and that's why when people try to talk about my parenting,
they don't know the struggle I went through
with that little boy.
- Baby, the baby is gonna happen.
- Darling, I am 45 years old.
If I can't have the baby, Sergio won't stay. Fact.
- I have so much pressure from my family
because I have to take care of everything.
- My dad beat me so bad that I ran away.
- It is the tree of your life, but, as you're looking,
you see that some of these leaves are not quite right.
They represent any unwanted emotions.
You are going to really enjoy
cutting these out of your life.
It's time to forgive.
- Positive vibes! Namaste, bitches!
- They don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
They hate me because they are basic.
- A woman should be two things,
who and what she wants.
- The desert is ruthless,
but nothing is more savage than me.
- The only thing you can take from me are notes.
- If you think money can't buy you happiness,
you clearly haven't been to Dubai.
- In the city of gold,
nothing shines brighter than me.
- Boys, do you wanna come outside for the party?
- Do you wanna come out?
- There's cupcakes!
- Is it Miss Goat's party?
- Yes. - Yes.
**
What is that? [laughing]
Oh, my gosh. We got a goat.
Hi, Miss Goat. - Hi, Miss Goat.
- Do we love Miss Goat? - Yes.
- Yes, we do. - We do.
What do you think?
Aww, Maxie, don't make me cry.
- Muah. - Aww, that's so sweet, Seby.
All of a sudden, Miss Goat passed.
We don't know what happened to Miss Goat,
and it's so sad.
How cool is this? We'll keep this forever.
The doctor thinks she was already a sick goat.
We think maybe she ate the fertilizer on the grass.
- We can throw it to heaven.
- That's a good idea. - Throw it to heaven.
That's a good idea. We could throw to heaven.
- Do you think you can throw that far?
- No. [laughing]
- Hi, Lesa! Hi, Rich! - Hi, guys!
- You good?
- Good to see you.
- Hi. I'm Jasmine. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Jasmine. How are you?
- How are you? You okay? - Yeah.
- Good to see you. - Good to see you. Muah.
- How's things? - Hi, Lystra.
All of this for Miss Goat.
We really got close to Miss Goat.
I feel sad mostly for my kids,
and anything that makes them sad makes me sad.
- Lesa. - I know.
It's such a cute painting, right?
- It is so beautiful. This is really like her.
- So, he just took her picture
and basically turned it into a painting.
I know, poor Miss Goat. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- So, instead of having a funeral,
which kinda has a sad connotation,
I wanted to do a fun-eral,
so my kids can look at death in a positive way.
So, we would like to thank everyone for coming out
to celebrate the amazing
but very short life of Miss Lillian Goat.
Um, thank you so much, Chanel Ayan, for gifting us
with this amazing pet. - Yes. You're welcome.
- We loved her dearly, right, boys?
- all: Aww.
- We love you, Miss Goat!
- So, let's go party, guys. - Yes, let's party.
Let's celebrate Miss Goat!
- If Miss Goat lived in my village,
all I'm gonna do, is send it out,
go grass fed it by itself, and come back.
This Miss Goat was bougie as hell.
She was eating organic food. She had Dior clothes.
- Look what just arrived for Miss Goat.
How stinking cute.
- Miss Goat lived her best Dubai life.
Hey! Hey! - Let's have a goat party!
In the short time that we had Miss Goat,
she brought us so much joy and happiness.
We're really genuinely gonna miss her.
One second, guys. Excuse me. - Okay, all right.
- I just have to tell her a few things.
- Yeah, no problem.
[sighs] - Honestly, my feet hurt so bad.
So, first of all, I have to fill you in.
After we were done with cooking class,
Nina asked me to stay behind.
She basically didn't like that I called her out.
- Why? - For being the one
that told me to be careful of Caroline Stanbury.
- She told you that.
- The thing that I really didn't appreciate,
is you bringing up that I've told you,
oh, you've warned me about Caroline.
- Which you have.
- Which was a long time ago. - Yeah.
- So, I don't know why it keeps coming back up.
- You were one of the main people warning me
be careful of her.
Be careful of her. - Yes. I've told you.
- Yeah, you said you're getting to know her.
- I said, look, yeah, she's-- I'm getting to know her. She--
- I think you're missing the point.
I don't have an issue with you
hanging out with Caroline Stanbury.
- So, what's the issue? - I just feel like,
all of a sudden, you guys have become BFFs,
and for so much to happen in two months,
it is just a little bit weird.
I don't wanna have issues with her.
- But just also keep your eyes open
because I feel like I don't know who she is
these few weeks, to be honest.
- I don't get her either. - I don't get her at all.
- It's like a whole new person.
- Exactly.
- I have no issues with Stanbury and Nina forming a friendship,
but in such a short space of time,
I just find it fake and phony.
I just want people around me that are genuine and authentic,
and I'm not getting that from Nina.
- She's not being herself. - It's very weird.
- She's being somebody that I don't even understand.
- You know what? I love her.
I'm not gonna let somebody get in between our friendship.
I just wanna go somewhere. Have some fun together.
- Yeah, that would be nice. - Yeah.
- Have you guys been to Ras al Khaimah?
It's like the Bali of the Middle East.
I wanna prepare something, and I want us all to go.
- Let's do it.
- I don't think you guys have seen RAK
the way I can show you RAK.
- I wanna move on from this. - Yes.
- So, I don't know. Let's see.
Hopefully, I can have fun with her.
* No Chanel no Dior no Lacrosse that's on me *
* no cologne on my neck ooh that's on me *
- It's hot today, huh, bud?
- Yeah, pretty hot.
- Will your dad play with Lulu?
- Yeah.
- That's your dad.
- Dad!
- Hey, bud. How are you?
- I'm too heavy! - You-- You are heavy.
How are you, Lulu? - Good.
- Hi. - Hi. How it's going?
- Fine.
- Oh, I'm gonna steal her from you. That's okay?
[laughing] - You just got a kiss.
- My ex-husband and I had the most rocky,
volcanic, horrific marriage,
but he is still my son's father,
and since he's apologized to me about our past...
- That was a difficult period of my life,
but I found myself now.
My apologies, really.
- I feel like now I could actually tolerate
being around him.
[laughing] - Oh, slow down.
- Oh, no! [laughing]
- Why don't you talk to your dad
about what happened in school the other day?
- Yes. What's happened? - Two days ago,
him and his classmates were on Zoom.
And I hear them just saying horrible things,
like, insulting him,
and I said, "This is Adam's mom.
"All of you guys are in trouble."
Their mouths all opened, and they ended the Zoom.
And so, the school is taking it very seriously.
- How many kids are bullying you?
- Four.
- Four? - Yeah.
- And what are you gonna do about it?
- I'm gonna punch their face. - No, you're not.
- Yeah, first one. Yeah. - Bam, bam.
- But, Adam, you don't let anybody bully you, okay?
- You just tell mommy, and I'll handle it. - Yeah.
- I'll have a meeting with your teacher.
- What are those blue platforms?
- They're building, Adam.
- Imagine 15 years ago, this was nothing here.
- Not 15, like 25. - Oh, okay.
They build everything in 20 years.
- You came in 2003, right? - 2004, yeah.
- And that's when you met your first wife.
Sorry, your second wife. [laughing]
- No. - It's you.
You're the problem. - It's me. Oh.
- You're not one. I mean other people.
- Yeah, hey, hey.
- What kind of sh-- do you teach my kid?
When it comes to women and, like,
how you speak about women, you listen to mommy,
not to your father.
Do you understand? - But--
- Excuse me. You don't-- - I wouldn't say that to a random woman.
- Yeah, but you don't say it at all.
- Listen. Listen, you have to just sometimes control it
and see what he is watching on YouTube.
- You're gonna blame it on YouTube?
He doesn't know what the hell a golddigger is.
That came from you.
It came from you. - Why are you guys laughing?
- I remember specifically about 4.5 years ago,
my son looking at me dead in the eye
and saying, "Mommy, you're a golddigger."
I'm like, "Really? What does that word mean?"
I was shocked.
Then he said, "Well, my dad says that you're a golddigger,
that you love money."
I said, "Well, your dad is not that intelligent,
"but I do love money."
The other day, I finished signing
all the documents for the spa. - Yeah, okay.
- And now, you need to go and request the permit.
- Before the permit, we need to do initial design.
You're gonna sign off.
Then we're gonna prepare all the drawings
for the government.
- How long does this take you?
- If you are fast, you know what you want,
so we need 12 months. - Six-- you have six.
- Six, okay, good. Okay.
- When I left my marriage, I left but nothing,
but Adam was my motivation,
and without my son, I don't think
I would be as successful as I am today.
My dream was always to be an entrepreneur.
The paperwork is finished, and I'm super excited
that things are moving along and quite quickly.
Hopefully, in five months, we'll be ready to open.
It's crazy because we've come a long way.
I never thought in a million years
that I would be working hand in hand with you
on a project.
- Why should I not, you know, do for you?
Even I'm your ex-husband.
- No, you should. All my exes do for me.
[laughing]
* Baby so fire yeah she about to ignite *
* she from Jamaica she [indistinct] all right *
* she rolled the paper she roll it up tight *
* she wanna race nice and slow like her life *
- Taking forever to make just a-a coffee and a smoothie.
- Yeah, they are.
- I bet it's your bougie oat milk.
- My bougie?
- Adding oat milk. - You wanted a pina colada.
- Well, that's pretty standard. I'm from Miami.
- Oh, I think those drinks are finally ready.
- Oh, finally.
- Which one took longest to make?
It was the pina colada, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah, I knew it.
Pina colada was the delay.
- The pina colada was the delay?
* bangers and mash bang her and smash *
* hail to the queen she ride it like a queen *
* A mother from Sweden she's sure about the love *
- So, we've got three cars. Which one do you wanna try?
- The black one. Wow.
[gasps] Wow, mama!
- Ooh, it's like carpet.
Wow.
- Does it have a cup holder?
- Oh, cup holder. - My discovery.
- Yes.
So far, so good.
- What does this do? - Try it.
[gasps] - It's a TV.
Mommy, if you don't pick this, I don't know who you are.
**
* L.A. beauty queen *
* my New York chick in magazine *
- We're making cake?
- Come on, you know I suck at cooking.
- Yeah, you suck.
- I know, I'm sorry. I tried.
- Like, that time when you made homemade iced tea.
- My iced tea is good!
- Um, well... - Try it.
Be honest, please.
- What the heck is this flavor?
- It's bad?
- Yeah. - Really?
Oh, my God, it is really bad.
[laughing]
**
- How are you? - How are you?
- I'm good. Thank you. How are you?
- How is everything?
- Good. Thank you. - Fine?
- Good, yeah.
I'm ready.
**
[laughing]
- Today, I'm at the Fakih IVF Clinic,
which is the best in the whole of the UAE, actually,
and I'm seeing Dr. Fakih himself.
[laughing]
- Dr. Fakih is gonna help me and Sergio on this journey
to get a few eggs because before we were married,
we were not allowed in Dubai to mix my eggs
with Sergio's sperm and make embryos,
but now we're married, we can.
So, we're going to make babies and freeze them.
- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- I think any woman at my age hesitates.
I got very sick with my children.
I don't carry children well,
so that's a concern, which is my health.
I had Yasmine, I had two miscarriages,
and then I did IVF, and I got my two boys.
Was I the most maternal woman?
Probably not.
But now I couldn't imagine life any other way.
[laughing]
- Yes.
- If we cannot have a baby,
Sergio says he's comfortable with that,
that he loves my family.
I don't know if that's necessarily true,
but I don't let my head wander there.
I manifested everything else in my life.
I can't see that this won't happen for me, too.
- Good morning. - Hello.
How are you? - How are you?
- Sergio will be an amazing dad.
I'm not worried about the future with him and mini him.
- We good? - Yes.
How was it? - So, we had five eggs.
- Five? - Amazing.
- We got five eggs.
- Oh, yes.
- He's okay.
- Thank you very much.
- Coming up next...
- Look at our babies waiting!
* Ain't no other *
* boy you gotta recognize *
* recognize *
* I'm the queen I'm the prize *
* all hail to the queen all hail to the queen *
* boy you better bow *
- I'm so close to my sister, Ifrah.
She's like the second mother to me.
She's older than me,
but I don't know how far we are apart.
My mom thinks we are four years apart.
Then she thinks we are three years apart.
So, we really don't know.
Before COVID, I used to see her two times a year.
I would travel home to Kenya to see her,
and she will travel here to see me,
but we haven't seen each other since COVID,
but we talk every single day,
sometimes four times a day.
If I have any issues, if I'm going through anything,
I call her first.
Cookie, come say hit to your auntie!
Come say hi to your auntie.
- Hi, auntie. How are you doing?
- Hello, my baby boy.
[laughing]
- She's my favorite aunt. Do you wanna know why?
- Why is she your favorite? - She cooks better than you.
She cooks better than you.
- She cooks better than me. That is true,
'cause she spoils you all the time.
Look at Leyla. We miss you!
You've gotten so big, and you have bangs now.
- We miss you. I miss you very much, too.
- Aww, we're gonna-- we're gonna come very soon.
When Taj's school closes, we're gonna come visit.
We have to go play with the animals.
Did you see this, my plant, Leyla?
Do you see it?
It's a fake plant, but I water it all the time.
Good morning, my love.
Glow, baby.
Glow, glow.
- That's fake? - Yeah, the plant is fake, yes.
- Why are you watering a fake plant?
- Because it makes me happy that it grows.
It grows its own way.
- It-- but the thing is that it doesn't grow.
- Nobody knows that. [laughing]
Say bye to your auntie. - Bye, auntie.
- Taj and Ifrah sees each other a lot,
and they call each other.
They have direct numbers. They talk all the time.
I feel little so important for me to keep the family close.
If there's anything I treasure in this world, it's family.
So, I want Taj to have that.
- My African queen.
- They took us to this man's house,
and we were circumcised.
- Oh, Ayan, I'm so sorry.
How old were you then? - I was five.
- Five?
- I was five, and my sister was, I think, six and a half.
The circumcision kind of brought us very close
because we were both very, very young.
I could hear her screams, and she could hear my screams,
and we went through the same pain.
We've gone through so much together.
The kind of bond I have with her is unbreakable bond.
It was the best thing because after...
- I just joked 'cause I tried to convince you, like,
so many times [indistinct].
- Ahh.
How was your experience with your hypnotherapy?
- I know. I know.
I love my culture, but this is one of the things
that I do not agree with at all.
I don't think our girls should be going through this.
If I can actually talk about it, and try to stop it,
and bring awareness, that's what I will do.
Ifrah, I have never thanked you so much in my life
of everything that you've done for me.
Do you remember when Abo tried to sell me
when I was 14 to get married, and you stopped me?
You saved my life because it's true.
If I went with him, who knows what would have happened to me?
- Oh, no, Ifrah, it's okay.
Well, I am in a better place.
If I think about hero in this world, it's my sister.
So smart with science,
technology, educated, gorgeous, and a warrior,
a warrior, and I look up to her for that.
She's my everything.
- Sisters for life!
Sisters for life!
- Coming up next...
- Don't, don't, don't, don't vomit.
Don't vomit. - No, no, Brooks,
do not ----ing vomit. I will vomit.
- Brooks.
- I'm not looking. - No.
Oh, my God!
* Smile bright as the morning sun *
**
- Are you ready for this?
Caroline?
- Oh, my God, hi. Oh, my God.
- Hey. - Hi.
Yes, I'm on my way.
I didn't bring my sage, Sara. Sage--
my sage does not work on this group of women.
So... [laughing]
- Ras al Khaimah is only an hour drive from Dubai,
but it's very traditional in a very beautiful way.
It's all about culture, culture, culture.
So, I just wanna take the girls to somewhere I love,
and I want us to have a great time.
- I don't think you're walking into anything, but, like,
you never know with this group, right?
- Right.
Obviously, I'm nervous to be around these women
after going through IVF because my hormone levels
are through the roof,
and anyone that's ever done IVF knows that it's very stressful.
You're very lethargic, and you're very emotional.
- Your frenemy called me. - Yeah.
- And she was like, "You were at Stanbury's?"
And I was like, "I was."
And then she was like, "What did she say about me?"
And I was like, "Nothing."
- I've tried many times,
and every time I get remotely comfortable,
it gets thrown back.
- You know Chanel.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- I'm good with her,
but she seems to have this thing for me,
and that's okay. It's at certain times--
- I mean, at least it's you and not me.
[laughing]
- I just need to remove myself
from anything that could upset me.
So, I'm gonna try and zip it and coexist.
Namaste.
**
- I think what's so special about RAK,
is that you have a combination of so many things.
You got the resorts, you've got the tranquility,
and then you have the simplicity.
Oh, that's so nice.
- It's a pleasure to welcome you all.
- Yeah.
- We've got an amazing dinner planned tonight.
So, that will be-- - I'm so excited.
Thank you so much. You're amazing.
Thank you, Adrian. - Thank you.
**
- It feels like you left the UAE
when you're in Ras al Khaimah.
It's just a beautiful place to be.
**
- Hi. How are you?
- Good. How are you? - Good afternoon.
- I'm good. Thank you.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my God, this is beautiful.
- Welcome.
- How are you? - Hi.
- Thank you so much. Can I just grab one?
- Yes, please. - Thank you.
Refreshing, isn't it? - Okay.
- How are you? - Oh, my God!
Did I almost walk past you?
- You sure did.
[laughing]
- Hi. - Hi. It's okay.
How are you? - Ladies in black.
You look absolutely stunning. - Ladies in black.
Thank you. So do you guys. - Look at you.
- Cheers. - Cheers, babe.
- I know. Cheers. - Cheers, honey.
Oh.
- Oh, hi, ladies.
- I'm still trying to make sense
of this whole situation with Lesa.
- Thank you.
- My friendship with Stanbury
has now made me the person that's the enemy.
There's that wall now between Lesa and I.
- Cheers, ladies.
- Cheers. - Hello.
- How are you, gorgeous? - How are you?
- Muah, muah. Hi.
- I love it.
- I'm finally not the center of all the beef and tension.
I'm happy.
It's like a weight lifted off my shoulders,
but let's be clear.
Any time I'm around these women,
I need to have a glass of wine.
To me, a bottle is a glass.
Ayan, you look like a...
[rolls tongue] - I love it, right?
- Oh, my God, Brooks loves me today.
How long is it gonna last? I'm worried.
- Ha-ha!
This is Ras al Khaimah, darling. Bring me to my villa!
- Ready, ladies? - Are you ready?
- Ahh!
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- Do I need to get out?
- Don't, don't, don't, don't vomit.
Don't vomit . - No, no, Brooks,
do not ----ing vomit. I will vomit.
- Brooks. - I'm not looking.
- No. Oh, my God! - Don't do it! Don't do it!
When you're drinking to a point where you wanna throw up,
I mean, okay, I have thrown up, too, so I'm not gonna judge.
No, I'm not looking. No. Uh-uh.
Just don't throw up on me, Brooks,
especially I'm wearing Givenchy.
- Ladies! - Ahh!
- Oh, look at her.
[cheering]
- Welcome to Arabia. - Yes, bow down to the queen.
The queen of the Arab desert.
[rolls tongue]
I'm joining Brooks in anything she's doing.
- Oh, my God, in ----ing couture!
Girl, ride. - We-we ride with grace.
- This is gonna be a great vacation, honey.
- I know. - Camels and couture.
- I'm covered in champagne. - Camels and couture.
**
Oh, my God, this is gorgeous.
- Oh, wow.
- Are we gonna have a slumber party?
- Very Arab, I love it.
- Oh, my God. - It's so cute.
- I just wanna have a little munch and crunch.
- Let's go eat.
**
- This is your scones.
- Oh, you remembered I love scones!
- Of course. - Thank you.
- On this trip, we have rules.
- Okay. - Okay?
I don't want us to talk about what we have, what we do.
- Thank you.
- What I care about, is how rich you are in your heart.
So, if you do, I send you back home on a camel.
[laughing] - Hell yeah.
- That's a long drive. That's a long drive.
- I love it.
- By the way, did you tell them?
- What? - What?
- About what we did?
- Sara, I haven't seen you since then,
but you were right. I'll tell you girls.
I was op-- I opened up to Sara
about my daddy issues a while ago,
and then Sara recommended this hypno-hypnotherapy.
- Hypnotherapy, yeah.
- So, I opened up to her, and I said I was circumcised
when I was five years old. - Okay.
- It was, like, the most painful ----ing situation
in the world.
- I mean, when I hear Ayan's childhood,
no one should go through that, no one.
I mean, it's just, oh, I have children.
It makes my skin go--
literally, the hairs on my skin go up.
Especially at five, where you have no voice either.
- She was talking me through everything.
- Yeah. - And then, at one point,
she's like, "Okay, you have a tree,
and this tree is so beautiful, and you cut things
that you don't like out of the tree."
So, I cut out my dad.
I feel like when I was cutting the tree in my body--
- Instead of fighting the why, why, why.
- Yeah.
- I was let going of the pain.
- Yeah. - Ayan is, hands down,
one of the most amazing women I know,
and I'm so, so, so proud of her.
- Just because we've gone through hard stuff,
it doesn't define who we are. - Yes.
- No, it shouldn't. - Absolutely.
- It doesn't define our happiness.
- Cheers-cheers to that. - Cheers to that.
We love you so much. - Cheers, too.
- I'm so proud of you.
- Sara, you're the most nonjudgmental person.
If this what all Emirate people are like,
I wanna be Emirate, too. [laughing]
Like, you're worth it. You're wonderful.
You're beautiful. [laughing]
- Not you're worth it. - You're great.
- You're worth it. - You're loved.
I wanna be you. - Aww, that's sweet.
- 'Cause I can't be that nice to anybody.
- You can open your eyes, at some point.
[laughing]
- She never opens her eyes. - It's always like--
you're, like, looking at you,
but somehow you know where everyone is.
- I'm like, who is she looking at?
- Sara, you could see I was very emotional.
[laughing]
All jokes aside, you have, in recent times,
looked at me and told me, "You're a beautiful person.
Your life means something."
To a person who maybe doesn't feel all the time
like their life is important,
or, like, they don't feel their value--
- Oh, don't say that.
- Aww, your life is important, Brooks.
- Ha! Ugh!
- You know we love your crazy ass.
Shut up. - We do.
[laughing]
- I love y'all, too, so much. - Yeah.
- She's a storm on her own. Like, she's a tornado.
But when the storm calms down,
she's just a good person overall.
- Sometimes the little things mean a lot.
Maybe her delivery isn't always the best,
but Sara loves people, and I genuinely think,
as her friend, that she wants the best for me.
- Of course, 100%. - Absolutely.
Cheers to that. - A hundred percent.
- We love you so much. - Cheers to that.
- Even-even when you're the craziest.
- Love you guys. Love you guys.
- We still love you. - Cheers.
- Cheers to that. - I love you guys.
- Coming up next...
- Um, I just wanna know if, like, are we all okay
with each other?
* In the room like I'm about to make a move *
You guys, listen.
Now, it's time to wear Emirate clothes.
Let's go. You guys ready?
- Yes. [gasps]
- Wow! - I love it.
Is this mine? - This is yours.
- This is my dress? - That's yours.
That's yours. - Pure Emirate, pure.
- It's so beautiful.
- This is very traditional, very.
What I chose for the girls to wear,
are jalabiyas.
We wear them for, like, very cultural occasions.
The colors, and the diversity, and the fabrics,
it's all about celebrating colors and happiness.
- Oh, my God! - New blue.
- Everybody looks amazing. - Blue eyes, blue dress.
- Wow. - Very cute.
- We are taking the camels to the location
we're gonna have a party in. - Oh.
- What? - Yeah. Yes.
- I wanna ride in a Rolls Royce.
I don't wanna ride on a ----ing camel.
I don't wanna be on top of an animal,
high off the ground, with no insurance.
Are they crazy? I'm very expensive.
- We're going two per camel, and I chose already
who is gonna be on who with the camel.
It's you and Brooks, me and Nina,
Caroline, uh, Stanbury and Lesa.
Look at our babies waiting!
- Oh, my God, what are the camels saying?
- Lesa, that's yours.
- No, so, these noises are the camels actually happy.
- Really? - I don't get along with camels.
I feel like there's a energy thing between us.
I think they're jealous of me
because I have naturally long eyelashes,
and I know camels like pageants,
and there's only one beauty queen in this group.
- Okay, so, which one are you picking?
- Alana? - Alana is the nicest one.
I'll go here. Can you just hold my charger?
- Remember, ladies, lean back. [screaming]
[laughing] - I'm not ready!
What? - I was not ready.
So, Nina told me about the stupid drama
at baking class.
Lesa is like a broken ----ing record.
So, Nina didn't like me. Now, she likes me.
Accept it. Move on.
- Lean back, guys. - Lean back.
- No, no, no. - Don't do that on me, bitch.
- Don't put your back-- - He said, "Lean back."
- Don't put your back on. - Oh, just wait, wait, wait.
She's-she's too much on me.
I just wanna have my own privacy.
- What privacy? There's no privacy here.
- I'm stepping on poop! Come on!
- Hurry up! [screaming]
[laughing] - Oh, my God!
- They said, "When the camel goes like this,
you lean forward." She goes back
and then I almost broke my tiny back.
- The camel started going nuts.
The camel smelt another animal that was attached to her body.
It was probably feathers from an ostrich.
The camel couldn't take it, so the camel decided Ayan and I
was gonna be ejected out of the vehicle.
Holy sh--. Do you feel what I feel?
I just wanna take my sandals off.
- Bitch-bitch, do you feel like something is happening
in your vagina?
- Yeah, something in my vagina and in my asshole.
- Right?
- I feel so rested. I'm miss horse riding.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
Animals, I believe, can read people's energy.
So, I think this camel realized, oh, Sara, Nina,
peaceful people.
We made it from point A to point B, no issues at all.
- Oh, this is pretty. - It's amazing.
- What is that?
- These are mountain tribes, pure Emirate mountain tribes.
- Really? - The Bedouins.
- Yeah, Bedouins. Yeah. - Oh, my God, I love them.
I'm gonna find my husband, right now.
Everybody be quiet. [laughing]
- This is how they show, like, they're welcoming you,
and kindness, and love.
[chanting]
This tribe is called a Shihuh tribe,
and they're from the mountains of Ras Al Khaimah.
Everything from food to dance to chanting,
this is a real, authentic tribe showing you
what they do to their guests
when their guests are in their land.
- Whoo!
**
[cheering]
- There's two of them, that one and the other one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, this is tribe pure Emirate food.
This is from their mountains. - I love this.
- Wow!
- So, this is ghee with, um, fermented milk.
- Yogurt. - Wow.
- Um, so, you eat the dates with it.
You dip it, and you eat it.
This is the, uh, the best, um, form of gluten
you can get, 'cause they grow it.
It's, like, pure. - Okay.
- Ahh, okay. - Like, it's not, uh--
There's no-- it's not processed.
So, we eat with our hands.
It's, like, it's in our culture.
Um, it's part of, like, religion.
The prophet used to eat with his right hand.
- Yeah.
- And actually, scientifically,
a lot of people say, when you-- when you eat with your hands,
you release a hormone that makes the food digest easier
and taste better.
- I'm happy to take on most things
and most parts of the culture.
This, I have to be honest, I just don't think
I'm ever gonna get used to.
I'll stick to a knife and fork.
- Eating with your hands reminds me of, like,
a drunk night. Leaving from the club.
Going through the drive-thru.
You grab the fries or whatever, the buffalo wings,
and you just all dig in there and just start eating.
[laughing] Just sayin'.
- This is so cute, this setting.
I love it all.
- This is beautiful. - Oh, it's beautiful.
- Absolutely beautiful. - A thousand candles.
- Oh, wow. - I love them.
- Yeah. Before we start eating like pigs, um,
I just wanna know if, like, are we all okay with each other?
Caroline?
- I'm absolutely fine with every single person
at this table. - We love you.
- Honestly. - I love you.
- I love you, too. - You're-you're crazy,
but I love the ----ing hell out of you.
Lesa? - I think I'm okay.
I think I'm okay with everybody.
- I'm okay?
Because we feel like we all moved on
except for you both.
We feel like there's still a wall between both of you.
- Yes.
- There's a wall, but I feel like
everybody doesn't have to be best friends.
- I think we're really good.
Like, I think we're the best we're gonna be, right now.
- Do you have any issues with anyone?
- No.
- I've heard from many people
that-that you do have an issue with me.
I feel like I've always been really nice to you.
- For me, we just have never clicked yet.
Everybody doesn't have to have a kumbaya moment.
- 'Cause I know you've called several people,
asking questions about me.
Like, what does she do? What does her husband do?
Just ask me directly.
None of these girls can tell you about me.
- No, I've never actually just picked up the phone
to talk about you. - Never.
- Okay
- Like, ever. - Anyway, but my--
- But see, that's just the thing.
I really haven't.
- Well, you have asked Nina about me.
You have asked Ayan about me. - Yes, yes.
- You have asked Brooks about me.
- From a long time ago.
But all of these girls have all asked everybody--
talked about everybody.
- And one more thing-- so, I went on your page
and saw that you blocked me.
- Caroline!
- So, I went on your page and saw that you blocked me.
So, I feel like-- - Caroline!
- She said something like she blocked you or something.
- Girl! - Because she feels like
you always attack her. - So,
I feel like she's always talking about me behind my back.
Do you have an issue, or you don't have an issue?
- Well, I don't follow everyone.
- No, no, no. - She is the first person--
- You were following me. - You followed.
- You were following me and living in my DMs.
- Can we get an unblock and a follow?
- I am in a space where I didn't want
any negative anything around me.
- Oh, so, you think I'm negative?
- For me, at that point, yes, you were.
- I mean, at-at a certain situation that happened?
- Yeah, when she called me poison on the group chat.
- And you called me messy. - 'Cause you are.
- Okay, keep each other blocked. Don't follow each other.
Hell, it's fine.
I'm always there trying to be the glue
sticking everyone together. I'm tired of doing that.
Deep down inside, there is no intention to get along.
- Okay, I have your next performers.
- Whoo!
- What if there's a fire like this?
- Well, we'll find out. We're all going together.
- I've had a lot of accidents today.
[laughing] - My hair-my hair is flammable.
Be careful. - Yes!
Brooks' hair is synthetic. - Bitch, your hair is synthetic.
- Oh, no, no. - Don't ever try me with your Party City wig.
- Wow!
[screaming]
- Ooh. - Wow!
[cheers and applause]
- Yalla. Yalla.
- How do they go with their stomachs?
- I feel seduced. - Who wants to learn?
- Ayan, you do need a little bit of rhythm.
- Nina, you wanna learn? - Ayan, no, no.
- I-I'm always up for learning. - You like dancing.
- No, no, Ayan needs to learn how to do that with her hips
because she got two left feet.
- Let's go, Caroline. Show us what you got.
- Ayan, you gotta learn to do that wit' your hips.
- Come on. - Wind it, Ayan.
Slowly, Ayan, like a little worm.
- Bitch, are you supposed to be cheering me?
- All right. Sorry. All right.
- Lesa, show her how it's done. - Yalla, Nadia.
Show us. What's the next one?
- Nadia, take it easy. We're beginners, huh?
- Ooh!
Wind, Jamaica.
Ooh, I love that.
Lesa Milan is thinking about her husband
while she's winding up her hips.
- Big things are going on. - Wind!
- All right, go on, Nina. Go on, Nina.
- Come on. Join me.
- Nina Ali is out to play tonight, honey.
- Thank you, Nadia. - Thank you, Nadia. Thank you.
[applause] - Yeah, girl.
- I love it.
[indistinct conversation] - Whoo!
I love this. - Yeah!
- Let's go, guys. Let's go. Let's go.
- I'm so tired. - I can't.
I will fall right out.
- What the girls taught me about myself
is that you can drag me downhill,
but I will never be impacted by someone's negativity.
[snaps]
When they go low, I go high.
- Okay, Sara, let's go. - Come on. Come on.
- Play. I'm gonna play.
- I am so excited for the future
and to be able to share it with Sergio,
who is just giving me my best life.
I'm in the middle of a do over, and I just got started.
- Wait for Stanbury to get her thing on.
[indistinct chanting]
[cheering]
- One more. - Last one, guys.
Get in the shot! - But do it very good.
We have issues,
but everybody brings something
that's really fun into my life.
Stanbury drives me crazy.
Lesa brings me a lot of love.
Brooks?
Brooks is Brooks.
Brooks is gonna age me 20 years in one year.
Nina bores me.
And Sara, I get to learn a lot of things from her.
So, yeah, I will not want to be without these girls in my life.
I love all of them.
[laughing]
- Are you okay? Oh, sh--!
Are you okay?
Oh, my God!
- Are you okay?
[laughing]
- We'll pull you up. - Oh, my goodness.
- And she didn't even drink champagne.
- Imagine. [laughing]
- Woman down!
[phone buzzing]
- Naomi Campbell's calling me right now.
This is insane. I'm sitting here with Ayan.
- Thank you.
- She's got a lot of feathers. [laughter]
Next week on "The Real Housewives of Dubai"
season one reunion.
- Wow.
- Yalla ha bee bee?
- Yalla habibi. - Yalla habibi.
- Ya la habibi?
- No, Yalla. - All right, I'll (BLEEP) it up.
- I was very drunk. - No, really?
[laughter]
- I hear you love African men.
- Yeah, she does. - Ayan, don't ----in' start.
[laughing] - Hey!
- I like it!
- Twitter wants to know about Sergio's past tweets.
- Oh, the racist tweets?
- I don't care who knows who you are, sweetie.
- Congratulations. Do you want a cookie?
- You are the wicked witch of the Middle East.
- Oh, you're a former escort.
- Focus on being in Jeffrey Epstein's notebook.
- Are you in Jeffrey Epstein's book?
- Brooks, shut the (BLEEP) up.
- Ayan, you shut the (BLEEP) up.
Don't ever sit on this stage-- - Guys, guys, don't--
- And tell me to shut the (BLEEP) up.
- There was a pact to get rid of me.
- That is not true.
- Yes, it was, because I was a part of it.
- Oh, boy, we have The Book of Lies.
Wow, this is... - You're obsessed with me.
You wish you looked like this.
- Do you have a feather in your hair? Where?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see it now.
- Ayan, why are you letting your feathers fly around again?
- You-- this is a problem when you try to copy me.
[laughing]