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-Oh, oh, oh, oh. [laughs]
-[grunting]
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[grunts, sighs]
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[theme song whistling]
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[Greg narrating] What's great about
having an older brother
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is that they can teach you stuff,
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because they've gone through
all of it before you.
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[students cheer]
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At least that's the way
it's supposed to be.
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[snoring]
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But my brother Rodrick's too busy
to teach his little brother anything.
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I guess
I'm just not a big priority for him
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because all his free time
just goes to his band.
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The thing is, if Rodrick
would just take me under his wing,
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I could totally surprise him.
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And that would really change things
for us.
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[crowd cheers]
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But I guess that's just not gonna happen.
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And before long, Rodrick will move out,
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and I'll have to figure things out
for myself.
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[coughs]
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[both snoring]
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But as long as the two of us are
living under the same roof,
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I'm gonna soak up every bit
of big brother knowledge I can get.
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[theme song ends]
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[video game beeping on television]
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[announcer on TV] Player has received
Hammer of Ultimate Smashing!
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Smash, smash…
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Ooh. Ready, aim, fire!
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Manny!
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Aw.
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Boys, the stuff in the dishwasher
is clean.
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You just need to put the dishes away
before we get back.
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Okay, yeah.
I got your hair dryer and my belt.
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Um, was that-- Was--
[stammers] Am I forgetting something?
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Your pants?
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Right. My pants.
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Wait. Where are you guys going again?
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Your father and I are going
into the city for our anniversary.
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You're going away? Like, overnight?
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Two nights, Greg.
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Come on, Greg.
We've been over this a hundred times.
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But-- But how are we gonna
take care of ourselves?
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What about Manny?
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-[mom] Manny's staying with Gramma.
-[grunts] Hey!
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And you boys will be just fine.
I stocked up on groceries.
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-Groceries?
-[both gasp]
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Did you get snacks?
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-[grunting]
-I refuse to buy junk food for you guys.
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I've told you before, if you want snacks,
you can buy them for yourselves.
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Mommy, gimme!
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Ugh, fine.
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[paper rustling]
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-[both groan]
-[Rodrick] I'm cashing these in.
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250 Mom Bucks for 25 real ones.
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"Mom Bucks"?
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Oh. [chuckles] Yes, Frank.
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The boys earn them by doing chores
and getting good grades.
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Wait. Then how did Rodrick get so many?
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Mind your own business.
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-[groans] Yuck.
-Rodrick should be earning real money,
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not play money with, you know,
like, a real job.
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When Löded Diper makes it big,
money won't be an issue.
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Okay. And what if, just saying,
just putting it out there,
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what if your band doesn't make it big?
What's your plan then?
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I'll sell my hair for wigs
and fake mustaches and stuff.
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Well, that sounds foolproof.
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[grunting]
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Okay, time to go!
We've got dinner reservations.
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-See you boys Sunday!
-Whoo! [laughs]
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Mom!
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Now, we are trusting you
to be responsible this weekend.
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I don't want you doing anything
I wouldn't do. Got it?
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Frank, we talked about this.
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I-I just wanted to make sure
we're all on the same page.
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We good here?
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Okay? Okay, we're good.
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You can't leave me and Rodrick alone
together for a whole weekend.
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Mom, we literally don't even know
how to take care of ourselves!
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-Oh, come on, Greg. You two will have fun.
-[giggling, grunting]
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Play some video games together.
Throw a ball in the backyard.
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[snoring]
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Do you even know Rodrick?
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Listen, I know that you and your brother
don't always get along,
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but a weekend like this
can help change that.
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-[grunts] Yeah!
-[Greg] Ow!
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[horn honks]
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Who knows?
You two might surprise yourselves.
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[car door closes]
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Don't forget to unload the dishwasher!
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[groans]
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-Whoa!
-All right, Greg.
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We've got one hour
to get this place ready.
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Ready for what?
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The party.
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What? No way! Mom and Dad
would never let you have a party!
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They'll never even know,
and it's not my party anyway.
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It's our party.
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Whoa. What do you mean "our party"?
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The Heffley brothers
are throwing this party together.
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The Heffley brothers?
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That's right. You and me, together.
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People will be talking about this night
for years.
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It's gonna be epic.
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Epic.
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So, what do you say? Are you in?
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Okay, I'm in.
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But who's coming to this thing?
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I invite my friends. You invite yours.
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W-Wait. Y-You do have friends, right?
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Yeah, I have lots of friends!
There's Rowley, and there's Rowley.
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Well, then,
why don't you call this "Rowley"
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and have him come over to help set up?
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I don't know. I'm not sure Rowley
could really handle a high school party.
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Plus, his parents
would never let him come.
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So, you have him
tell them it's a sleepover.
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Come on, we need all the help we can get.
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Oh. That's pretty good.
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And when he gets here, you guys can start
by bringing up one of those plastic tables
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from the basement.
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Wait. Why can't you do that?
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Because…
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I can't do this without your help.
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And besides, I'm going to get snacks.
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Whoa! How do you have so many friends?
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It's called popularity. You should try it.
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All right. The clock starts… now.
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Now.
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["Neighbourhood Brats" playing]
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♪ The mutant offspring
Of council house schemes ♪
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♪ The dreaded nightmare
Of town planners' dreams ♪
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-[phone dings]
-Whoa! Party at Rodrick's, dude!
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-Yeah!
-[laughs] Yeah!
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-…totally got their nose rings locked.
-[phone dings, buzzes]
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Whoa! Rager at Rodrick's!
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-[laughs] Yes!
-It's gonna be awesome!
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-[phone dings]
-Whoa!
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[groans, grunts]
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Party!
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♪ The mutant offspring
Of council house schemes ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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-[music stops]
-[record scratches]
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Hey, Greg! It's party time!
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[Greg] No, no, no!
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[blows party horn]
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Whoa! Rowley, what are you wearing?
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You said this was a party.
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Not that kind of party.
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A cool party with, like, high schoolers,
and loud music and stuff.
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You mean a boy-girl party?
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Rowley, don't call it a boy-girl party.
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Why? Is it gonna be guys only?
'Cause that could be fun too.
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No, just call it a party, okay?
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And seriously, don't embarrass me tonight.
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It's just that
me and Rodrick never team up like this,
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and I really don't want anything
to mess it up.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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[door opens]
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All right.
You boys got your work cut out for ya.
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Get to it.
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["Neighbourhood Brats" resumes]
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♪ You blame the teachers
The troubles at home ♪
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♪ You blame the parents
Where did we go wrong? ♪
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[shouts]
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[laughs]
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♪ The dreaded nightmare
Of town planners' dreams ♪
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♪ Neighborhood brats ♪
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♪ Neighborhood brats ♪
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Ugh.
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♪ The mutant offspring
Of council house schemes ♪
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♪ The dreaded nightmare
Of town planners' dreams ♪
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♪ Neighborhood brats ♪
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-[screams]
-[laughs]
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Go! Go, go, go, go!
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♪ Folks step aside
When they pass ♪
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-[groans]
-Ow!
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Hmm. Good job, guys.
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Huh. You know what, though?
We could use one more of those tables.
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We're on it.
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Do we have to do this?
The first table was heavy.
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Everything's gotta be perfect!
Rodrick's, like, an expert at this stuff.
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But it seems like he's just getting us
to do all the hard stuff.
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You don't get it, Rowley.
Rodrick's depending on me.
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Our party's gonna be… epic.
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[whistles]
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Um. [gulps]
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[gasps]
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Whoa.
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-[cackles]
-[screams]
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[mike feedback]
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I don't think
we should be in Rodrick's bedroom.
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Relax, we're just in here for the table.
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[Rowley] Do you think
there will be party games,
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like charades
or pin the tail on the donkey?
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-[amplifier sounds]
-[cymbals clatter]
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It's not that kind of thing, Rowley.
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High-school parties are totally different
than little-kid parties.
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How do you know?
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I just know stuff.
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Listen, we're gonna be
the only middle schoolers at this thing.
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We've gotta blend in.
Just try and be cool, okay?
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But pin the tail on the donkey is cool.
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Wait, what?
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"See you after the party."
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Oh, no.
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What's going on? Is it stuck?
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It's not stuck!
I think Rodrick locked the door.
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But why would he do that?
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What about the party?
What about the Heffley brothers?
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It was, uh, probably just a joke.
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[grunting] Rodrick? Rodrick!
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-[loud music playing]
-[knocking]
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Rodrick!
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-[pounding]
-[glass breaking]
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Rodrick!
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[increases music volume]
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Rodrick!
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[teenagers cheering]
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[grunts]
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Rodrick!
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Is he coming?
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Just wait here, okay?
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But I have tap-dancing lessons
in the morning.
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I was sick last week,
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and if I miss two in a row,
Miss Tilly's gonna be mad.
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Relax, Rowley.
I've got everything under control.
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Hmm.
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I'm scared. What if we starve down here?
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-My celery sticks are in my overnight bag.
-[screams]
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Can you please stop talking
for five seconds? I need to concentrate.
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What's going on out there?
Are they… partying?
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[Greg] I think I can reach the lock.
[grunting]
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[Rowley grunts] Ow!
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[sighs]
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Can you reach it?
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No.
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But I've got an idea. Wait here.
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[rock music playing]
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Let's get this party started!
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[cheering, laughing]
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-Whoo!
-[teenager] Nice brain bucket.
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And I was like,
"Underwear goes under your pants, bro."
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Ew!
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Whoa.
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-Whoa.
-[blows]
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Move.
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[gasps]
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[shutter clicks]
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[Rowley] What's that for?
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[Greg] Evidence.
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Whoa.
253
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-[camera shutter clicking]
-[teenagers] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
254
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:44,875
[teenager] He actually did it!
255
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,416
Yeah! [laughs]
256
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,833
Whoa!
257
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,333
Huh? What--
258
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,208
[birds chirping]
259
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,750
[both snoring]
260
00:13:58,833 --> 00:13:59,958
[sniffs]
261
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,083
[grunts]
262
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,458
[snoring]
263
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:05,541
[both] Whoa!
264
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,625
-[grunts]
-Ow!
265
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,250
What?
266
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,416
-[all snoring]
-Ew!
267
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,750
[gasps]
268
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,916
[stammers] I think I'd better go home.
269
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,291
Yeah, that might be a good idea.
270
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,375
[door closes]
271
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,125
[groans]
272
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,333
[sighs]
273
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,166
♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
274
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,416
-[gasps]
-[gasps]
275
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,125
♪ Never gonna run around
And desert you ♪
276
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,666
[groans] Dude.
277
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,125
Not cool, dude.
278
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,583
♪ Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie ♪
279
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,166
-Not cool.
-[thud]
280
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,625
♪ And hurt you ♪
281
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,458
-[music playing muffled]
-[teenager 1] My head.
282
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,458
-[teenager 2] This sucks.
-[Bill] Not cool.
283
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,541
[Rodrick groans]
284
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,166
[music stops]
285
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:19,125
[groans] What's your problem, man?
286
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:22,750
It's not even, like, afternoon yet.
287
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,125
You locked me in the basement!
288
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:28,583
Yeah, like, as a joke.
289
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:33,875
[laughs] Well, the joke's on you, because
when Mom and Dad get home tomorrow,
290
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,375
I'm gonna tell them
all about your little party.
291
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,833
You wouldn't have the guts.
292
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,250
[phone rings, buzzes]
293
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,083
Hey, Mom. How is the trip going?
294
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:51,833
Well-- Well, it was going great
until Manny got a stomach bug.
295
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,541
We're headed to Gramma's to pick him up.
296
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,125
Wait. You're coming home today?
297
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,333
-Yes, Rodrick.
-[Frank] Got it.
298
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,916
We should be home in an hour.
299
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,583
Did you boys empty the dishwasher
like I asked?
300
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:02,833
[Frank] You gotta be kidding me.
301
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,625
Not yet.
302
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,416
[Mom] Well, it had better be done
by the time we're back.
303
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,041
No problem. See you soon.
304
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,125
[phone beeps]
305
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:18,500
Okay, you heard her. We've got one hour
to clean up this whole mess.
306
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:25,333
Not my problem. I'll be in my room.
307
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:26,833
Dude!
308
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:31,083
Mom and Dad are gonna go ballistic
if they find out I had a party!
309
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,250
Please, you've gotta help me.
310
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,500
And why would I do that?
311
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,708
[clock ticking]
312
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:39,875
Because we're brothers.
313
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,500
Yeah, well, brothers don't lock each other
in the basement.
314
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:48,208
Okay, okay. I slipped up.
Won't happen again, I swear.
315
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,958
Please!
316
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:56,041
If I help you clean up this mess,
things are gonna be different between us.
317
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,375
Different? Like how?
318
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:02,625
For starters, you're gonna start
treating me better, like an equal.
319
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:06,208
Okay, okay. Done. Equals. Got it.
320
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,083
And you're gonna owe me.
321
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,916
Owe you what?
322
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,750
I'm-- I'm-- I'm thinking.
323
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,875
Dude, we've got no time!
324
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:20,666
Okay. Yeah, I owe you.
Can we just work out the details later?
325
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,250
[sighs] Fine.
326
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,916
All right, my man! Let's do this.
327
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,000
And go!
328
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,416
[grunts]
329
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,958
[toilet bubbling]
330
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,500
[Greg grunts]
331
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,625
-What?
-Hmm.
332
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:40,791
-Hmm.
-[Rodrick yells]
333
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,291
Gonna blow chunks!
334
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,708
Don't worry, Manny.
We'll be home in a jiffy.
335
00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:46,791
[dry retches]
336
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,625
Honey, better step on it.
337
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,916
-[engine revs]
-[Manny] Whoa!
338
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:53,666
[yells]
339
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,666
-[groans, gags]
-[stomach rumbles]
340
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,166
I am taking the shortcut!
341
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,083
[Manny] Whoa! [shouting]
342
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,541
Manny!
343
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,166
Huh? What?
344
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,041
[screams] Whoa!
345
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,166
Ouch!
346
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,166
[gags]
347
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,166
-[Rodrick tuts]
-[Greg screams]
348
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,041
[yelps]
349
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,375
-[Frank] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-[mom screaming]
350
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,791
[both scream]
351
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,333
Mission accomplished, little bro.
352
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,875
[door closing]
353
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,583
[car approaches]
354
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,333
[both screaming]
355
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,583
It's permanent ink!
This is never coming off!
356
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,666
Um-- [gasps]
357
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,166
We need another door!
358
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,375
Another door?
Where are we gonna get another door?
359
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,416
[gasps] The basement!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
360
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,583
[groans]
361
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,625
Oh, let's hurry up and get you inside.
362
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,375
[grunts] Quit pushing!
363
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,458
Quit pulling! Push!
364
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,750
I said pull!
365
00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,833
Ow!
366
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,208
[groans]
367
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,708
Come on, Frank.
368
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,458
Boys?
369
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,708
We're home!
370
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:21,583
Oh. Hey, Mom!
371
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:26,083
So, did you guys do some brotherly bonding
while we were gone?
372
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,916
Uh, kinda, I guess.
373
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,666
Rodrick, y-you're sweating!
374
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,958
Oh, I hope you don't have what Manny has.
375
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,458
[Frank] I knew it, Susan!
376
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,166
I knew they couldn't be trusted!
377
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,041
They didn't empty the dishwasher.
378
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,166
[Manny gags, vomits]
379
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,916
-[Frank] Oh, that's gross.
-[Manny] Manny all better!
380
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
[sighs]
381
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,291
[sighs]
382
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,833
[sighs]
383
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,333
[chuckling]
384
00:20:58,416 --> 00:20:59,416
[phone beeping]
385
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,583
[laughing] Oh.
386
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,166
Oh, man!
387
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,458
Hmm.
388
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:12,125
[sniffs] There's gotta be evidence.
They're not that smart.
389
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,291
Aha!
390
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,083
[groans]
391
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,833
[laughs]
392
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,416
[screams]
393
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:26,875
[chuckles]
394
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,916
You think he knows? I-- I think he knows!
395
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,416
Shh! Keep your voice down, dummy.
396
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,000
If he doesn't know,
he's gonna figure it out.
397
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:42,166
I mean, he's been sniffing around
the house ever since he got back.
398
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,916
He's gonna find something.
399
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,625
You need to calm down. We covered
our tracks. We cleaned up the place.
400
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,500
Yeah, and you owe me for that.
401
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,583
And you can start paying me back
by finishing with these leaves!
402
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:57,041
Wait, wait, wait.
What-- What is this about owing you?
403
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,583
I don't remember saying
anything like that.
404
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:04,666
Are you kidding me? I cleaned up
your stupid party, and that wasn't easy!
405
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,708
Don't you mean our party?
We were partners in this thing.
406
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,958
That mess was our mess,
407
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:15,916
and if Mom and Dad ever find out about it,
we're both in hot water.
408
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,500
No way! This was your party!
409
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:21,041
You're the one who's getting in trouble,
not me!
410
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,666
I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad
what really happened.
411
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:30,791
Fine, fine. I'll pay up.
412
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,708
Yeah? And how are you gonna do that?
413
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:38,500
By giving you my most valuable possession.
414
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,625
What? Mom Bucks?
415
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:43,333
No, thanks. I've seen where you keep them.
416
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:48,000
Something even better than that.
Knowledge.
417
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,000
[scoffs] I've seen your report card.
418
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:55,625
Not school knowledge. Real knowledge.
Stuff you can actually use.
419
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,958
I'm listening.
420
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,000
I'll give you a little taste.
421
00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:01,250
Let's start with the way
you bag your leaves.
422
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:05,166
When you do it, you fill your bag
to the top and then tie it shut.
423
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,041
But that's not smart.
424
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,708
Mom's paying three Mom Bucks a bag.
425
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:13,875
So, if you wanna maximize your income,
you've gotta do it like this.
426
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:20,083
But isn't that cheating?
427
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,166
It's not cheating.
It's just gaming the system.
428
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,541
So, what? You're just gonna give me
a bunch of yard work tips?
429
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,916
I can teach you lots of things,
little brother.
430
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,166
Stuff that'll make your whole life easier.
431
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,625
Your problem is that you work too hard.
432
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,500
I want that underwear off the table
433
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,833
by the time I get back
from the grocery store.
434
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:42,791
-[door closes]
-[Rodrick] What you do is set the bar low,
435
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:45,000
so Mom and Dad don't expect
too much out of you.
436
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,833
Because then…
437
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:49,375
Wha--
438
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:52,541
[Rodrick] …they're happy
when you do practically nothing at all.
439
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:53,625
Here's another tip.
440
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,000
Pretend you don't know how to do stuff,
441
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:58,708
because that'll get you out of
a lot of unnecessary work.
442
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,916
[sighs] H…
443
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,333
H… Hmm.
444
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:06,875
I'll just do it, okay?
445
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,583
[typing]
446
00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:12,500
[Rodrick] And if you really
don't feel like doing something,
447
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,541
a well-timed trip to the bathroom
is always your ticket out.
448
00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:16,958
I'm ready to start!
449
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:18,541
I just finished.
450
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,208
My body is on a schedule.
451
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,083
[groans]
452
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:27,125
Okay, I'll admit it. That's--
That's pretty good.
453
00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:28,333
What else can you teach me?
454
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:33,125
Oh, I've got loads of stuff like that.
I call it my Rodrick Rules.
455
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,791
Don't you mean "Rodrick's Rules"?
456
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,791
No, Rodrick Rules.
There's only one Rodrick, me.
457
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:42,750
[sighs] Yeah.
458
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,291
I meant, like, apostrophe S.
459
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:49,375
Rodrick Rule number one.
No apostrophes or any other nerd stuff.
460
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:53,041
That kinda stuff will get you beat up
at school.
461
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,583
So, what's rule number two?
462
00:24:54,666 --> 00:24:57,541
Uh, I've already given away too much.
463
00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:01,625
If you want more, we're gonna have to
make this deal official.
464
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:07,333
You keep your mouth shut about the party,
and I'll tell you everything I know.
465
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,458
Deal.
466
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:27,291
Greg, Rowley's here! Time to go!
467
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:32,250
Hello, Rowley. Don't you look handsome?
468
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,333
[gulps]
469
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:39,041
Um, this weekend I had tap-dancing lessons
with Miss Tilly. [chuckles]
470
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:41,833
Uh, nothing out of the ordinary happened.
471
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,125
[chuckling]
472
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,500
-[parents gasp]
-Whoa. Hey, Rowley!
473
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:51,791
It's been a while.
Friday afternoon, right?
474
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:52,916
Yeah, we--
475
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,333
-Whoa! So clean.
-Uh… [chuckles]
476
00:25:57,416 --> 00:26:00,708
Yeah, yeah. Time to go, Rowley!
Time-- Time to go. Get out.
477
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,666
Come on, Rowley.
Two more seconds in there,
478
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,958
and you were gonna spill your guts
about the whole party.
479
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:10,333
Sorry, I'm not good at this stuff.
480
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,833
You don't think my dad heard you
back there, right?
481
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,416
'Cause he's been acting really suspicious.
482
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,833
How did you get the house so clean,
though?
483
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,416
Um, me and Rodrick
actually did it together.
484
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,375
I told you, me and him are a team.
485
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,791
[shouts] You and Rodrick?
But he locked us in the basement!
486
00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:30,458
Uh, yeah.
Brothers just joke like that. [chuckles]
487
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:33,291
It's actually pretty hilarious
if you really think about it.
488
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,958
Don't look at me like that.
489
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:40,000
Anyway, yeah, Rodrick's been, uh--
He's been taking me under his wing.
490
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,958
He's been teaching me a bunch of stuff.
491
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,500
Really? What kind of stuff?
492
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,000
Uh, like, how you need to set the bar low,
493
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,041
so your parents don't expect
too much from you.
494
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,250
Oh, and how you can trick them
into helping you with your homework.
495
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,625
That kind of thing.
496
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,750
That seems like bad stuff.
497
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,083
This information is like gold, Rowley!
498
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:01,291
It's what makes having an older brother
worth it.
499
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:06,208
But why is Rodrick being so nice to you
all of a sudden?
500
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:11,666
I don't know. Maybe 'cause he just likes
having me around.
501
00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,666
You know what? You wouldn't understand.
You're an only child.
502
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:15,750
No offense.
503
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:23,166
Well, I'm glad I'm an only child.
'Cause this brother stuff is complicated.
504
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:31,000
["Requiem in D Minor Lacrimosa" playing]
505
00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:45,958
[song stops]
506
00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53,166
[continues playing drums]
507
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,000
Rodrick!
508
00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:58,583
Rodrick!
509
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,333
Rodrick!
510
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,375
What?
511
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:10,875
You need to teach me something new.
You never got past rule number one.
512
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:14,250
You only get one rule a week.
That's Rodrick Rule number two.
513
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:15,666
[rim shot]
514
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:18,333
What? That's not fair.
515
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:19,833
Life's not fair.
516
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:24,583
Rule number three.
And now you made me break rule number two.
517
00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:26,458
[sighs] Fine.
518
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,250
Ow! What the--
519
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,250
I've been looking for that.
520
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,333
What is this?
521
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,458
It's an echo pedal. We need it…
522
00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:37,458
[echoes, singing] …for the talent show.
523
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:41,375
Oh, yeah, the talent show.
I'm trying out too.
524
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,541
You? You don't have any talent.
525
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,750
Yeah, I'm in Rowley's magic act.
526
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,416
I'm his…
527
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,583
assistant.
528
00:28:52,916 --> 00:28:54,875
[scoffs]
529
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:59,041
[laughs] Man, they're--
they're gonna laugh you off the stage.
530
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:02,125
Yeah, I know. Mom's making me.
531
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,208
Hey, do you think
you can get me out of this?
532
00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,958
[laughs] Sorry, you c--
You can't leave your friends hanging.
533
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,208
Rodrick Rule number four.
534
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:14,125
All right, enough with the rules.
How about you teach me something for real?
535
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,416
Like what?
536
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,833
I don't know.
537
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:21,666
Maybe you could teach me
how to play the drums or something.
538
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,375
[snickers] Are you sure
you could handle that, little brother?
539
00:29:28,416 --> 00:29:29,833
-Yeah!
-All right.
540
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,541
It's simple.
541
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:37,708
You just gotta grip the sticks,
feel the flow, and let it rip.
542
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:46,708
Okay, now loosen up that wrist a bit.
Keep it flowing. Feel the rhythm.
543
00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:50,916
That-- Th-That's it! [laughs]
You've got potential, little bro.
544
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,333
-[door opens]
-[gasps]
545
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,833
Are you ready to rock?
546
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,333
[Greg narrating] Bill Walter
is the lead singer of Löded Diper,
547
00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,208
even though
he's something like 35 years old.
548
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:05,375
I'm pretty sure Rodrick asked him to join
549
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:08,250
because he got named
"Most Likely to Be a Rock Star"
550
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,416
when he was in high school.
551
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,958
[laughs]
552
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,708
Beat it, kid. Grown-ups are talking here.
553
00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:21,208
Nah, that-- That's all right.
He can stay. He's cool.
554
00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,708
Whatever you say, dude.
555
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,875
You ready to burn this place down?
556
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,875
We are Löded Diper!
557
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,416
One, two, three, four!
558
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,500
[rock music playing]
559
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,875
[Bill] ♪ All right ♪
560
00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:38,958
[screams]
561
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:41,750
-[music continues]
-[groans]
562
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:44,500
-♪ So, he sent us underground ♪
-Huh?
563
00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:46,583
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
564
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:48,666
♪ You never listened ♪
565
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,166
[vocalizes]
566
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,250
[babbling]
567
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:58,166
Isn't setting the table Greg's job?
568
00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,541
He's hanging out with his brother
in the basement.
569
00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:03,666
I didn't want to interrupt
their "together time."
570
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,708
Listen, I-- [stammers]
571
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:09,458
Do you think it's a good idea that those
guys are spending so much time together?
572
00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,708
Why wouldn't it be a good idea?
573
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,083
It's just that-- [stammers] Well, I mean--
574
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,625
Look, who knows what kind of stuff
Rodrick is teaching Greg?
575
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,958
-[music stops]
-[Rodrick] Somebody farted!
576
00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:23,416
-[all coughing]
-[Greg groans]
577
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,750
Ew, gross.
578
00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,208
[all laughing]
579
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,416
-[echoes] Somebody farted!
-[all laughing]
580
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,333
I rest my case.
581
00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:36,708
The boys are bonding, Frank.
582
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,958
Isn't that what we want to happen?
583
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:44,125
Look, sometimes my older brother, Joe,
would string me along,
584
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:45,750
and then I'd get burned.
585
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,041
Greg needs to protect himself.
586
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:51,791
Because if Rodrick pulls the rug out
from under him, he's gonna get hurt.
587
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:55,625
We can't police every interaction
between these boys, Frank.
588
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,875
They need to work things out on their own.
589
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,416
[sighs] Maybe you're right.
But I just-- I--
590
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,666
Now why don't you just take off that tie,
and try and relax a little?
591
00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:09,083
[clears throat]
I'll, uh, go get washed up for dinner.
592
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:11,166
[music resumes]
593
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,791
[handle jiggles]
594
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,583
Hey! Didn't this door used to lock?
595
00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:25,250
So, you guys are telling us
596
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:29,458
that you have no idea why
the bathroom door suddenly doesn't lock?
597
00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:33,375
Wait. We have a bathroom on this floor?
598
00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:38,458
[sighs] I feel like there's something
the boys aren't telling us.
599
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,833
Greg, would you like to say something?
600
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,625
Um…
601
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:51,333
Actually, something did happen
on Friday night.
602
00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:53,583
Something I should've told you about.
603
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,041
[groans]
604
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,541
I went in the bathroom,
and I tried to lock the door.
605
00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:02,625
But I couldn't.
606
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:07,500
I think I must have broken it
by shutting it too hard or something.
607
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:08,583
Sorry.
608
00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:14,666
[sighs]
609
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:18,375
Okay. Mystery solved. Let's move on.
610
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
[whispers] Nice save.
611
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:25,916
Boys, your father and I are taking another
shot at celebrating our anniversary
612
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,333
since our first attempt got cut short.
613
00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:30,750
You're going away this weekend?
614
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,666
Yes, but don't worry.
615
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,958
You see, we're not gonna leave you two
on your own again.
616
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:36,416
Why? Who's coming over?
617
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,625
You two boys are gonna visit your grandpa.
618
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:44,166
Wait. At Leisure Towers?
But there's nothing to do there.
619
00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:47,166
Oh, there's plenty to do
at Grandpa's complex.
620
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:50,000
Shuffleboard, bingo, the pool.
621
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:53,375
[singsongy] And you know how much
my dad loves board games!
622
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,500
Board games?
623
00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,583
Come on, guys.
624
00:33:56,666 --> 00:34:00,000
You know Grandpa appreciates it
when you spend time with him.
625
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,958
-But-- [sighs]
-Mom's right, Greg.
626
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,500
It's been way too long
since we paid Grandpa a visit.
627
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,708
This-- This is gonna be great.
628
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,958
Okay, guys. Better get packed.
629
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,291
Greg, I'll help you.
630
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,583
-Rodrick?
-Yeah?
631
00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,000
Good role modeling.
632
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,750
Well, I try.
633
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,916
Ready, set, go!
634
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,916
Whoo-hoo! Whee!
635
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,250
-[crashes]
-Aha!
636
00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,166
-[snores]
-[groans]
637
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,541
-[elevator bell dings]
-Ooh. Hey!
638
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:40,791
[squeaking]
639
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:41,916
[elevator bell dings]
640
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,250
Dagnabbit!
641
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,541
Okay, boys! This is Gutbusters!
642
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:53,000
One player reads a card,
and the other players try not to laugh.
643
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,208
Them's the rules!
644
00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,333
-That sounds so fun!
-[sighs]
645
00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:58,416
-Roll the dice, Grandpa!
-[dice rattling]
646
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:01,875
[Grandpa] Ha! Snake eyes!
647
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:03,208
It's your turn to read, Greg.
648
00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:09,458
[groans] "A man who would pun,
would just as easily pick a pocket."
649
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,375
[both snickering]
650
00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:17,000
Huh? I don't get it.
651
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,583
-[Rodrick laughs]
-[Grandpa laughs]
652
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,458
Come on, Rodrick!
653
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,208
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
654
00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:25,583
[laughing] I'm sorry,
I-- I-- I-I-I couldn't help it.
655
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,708
[laughing] That one gets me every time.
656
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:29,791
[exhales] All right, boys.
657
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:35,166
Now, why don't you clean up this mess
while I take a potty break?
658
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,000
Okay, Grandpa.
But don't take too long in there.
659
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,041
I can't believe you agreed to coming here.
660
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:45,333
Why didn't you at least try
to get us out of it?
661
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:49,041
Can't talk. Concentrating.
662
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,916
Rodrick, what are you doing?
663
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,583
Isn't one game enough?
664
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:57,375
You think I'm here to play games?
665
00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:00,833
Are those Mom Bucks?
666
00:36:00,916 --> 00:36:02,958
Millions of dollars worth.
667
00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:04,041
[sniffs]
668
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:08,250
That's amazing. Wow!
669
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,375
So, this is why you wanted to come
to Leisure Towers.
670
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:14,291
Bingo. Now you're starting to get it.
671
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,916
Come on. Let's split it up.
672
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,875
-Ah! Da, da, da, da! Not so fast.
-[grunts]
673
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:20,250
Go find your own supply.
674
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,833
Come on, Rodrick. You owe me.
675
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:28,250
[groans] Fine, here's a hundred.
Don't spend it all in one place.
676
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:32,583
Now, why don't you go change?
You look like you wet yourself.
677
00:36:32,666 --> 00:36:34,833
I can't. Grandpa's in the bathroom.
678
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:36,916
Then use the one in the lobby.
679
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,333
[Greg narrating] I've gotta hand it
to Rodrick on this Mom Bucks thing.
680
00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:42,500
Every time
I think I've figured him all out,
681
00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:44,125
he surprises me with something new.
682
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,625
It's pea soup again tonight, I hear.
683
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,083
That sounds pretty good to me.
684
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,416
[shoes squeaking]
685
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,625
Huh?
686
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:54,916
[both gasp]
687
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,333
[elderly person] Oh, my.
688
00:36:58,416 --> 00:36:59,458
[groans]
689
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,583
[chuckles]
690
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,583
[grunting]
691
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,750
[elderly person]
Hi, Merle! Going to bingo tonight?
692
00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,583
[Merle] I wouldn't miss it for the world.
693
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:16,708
[elderly person] Well, you can kiss
your winning streak goodbye.
694
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:18,958
I'm bringing a good luck charm with me.
695
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:21,541
-[squeaks]
-Oh! Isn't he cute?
696
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:25,291
Merle, Irene, bingo tonight?
697
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,708
Ha! We'll see.
698
00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:32,500
Can you believe my luck last week?
Two games in a row.
699
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:36,833
It was all thanks to my lucky charm.
700
00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:38,083
[squeaks]
701
00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:39,916
[whimpers]
702
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,208
[flushes]
703
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,375
[shouts]
704
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,083
Say…
705
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,208
"Boys size small?"
706
00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,375
[gasps] A Peeping Tom!
707
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:55,458
[shouts]
708
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:02,083
We see you in there, Boy Size Small!
709
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,000
[Irene] We're gonna hand you over
to the authorities!
710
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,208
[Merle] They'll put you in the slammer!
711
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,208
-[Irene] Where did he go?
-[elderly person] I don't see him.
712
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,708
[Irene] Did he give us the slip?
713
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:15,666
[squeaks]
714
00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:16,875
[shouts]
715
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,125
-[screams]
-There he is!
716
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,291
He's on the move, ladies!
717
00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:25,166
[laughing]
718
00:38:26,708 --> 00:38:27,875
[grunts]
719
00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:30,083
[shouting]
720
00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,250
After him!
721
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:32,625
[alarm sounds]
722
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,916
-Huh? Huh?
-[grunts]
723
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,375
-We're coming through!
-Hey! Watch it!
724
00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:39,541
-Don't let him get away!
-[panting]
725
00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:43,666
[ladies muttering]
726
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,166
[sighs]
727
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,208
-[yelps]
-You get out of here!
728
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,291
-[shouts]
-[chattering]
729
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,000
[elderly person] Killing my bingo buzz!
730
00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:51,750
[Irene] There he is!
731
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,416
There's Boy Size Small.
732
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:59,041
-Come back here! We're gonna get you!
-Yeah! Yeah!
733
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,583
There he is! Come on!
734
00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:02,958
-[shouts]
-[guard] Hey, kid!
735
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,000
-Come back here!
-Come on. Wait!
736
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:06,250
-Out of my way!
-Hey! Get off!
737
00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:07,750
Where do you think you're going?
738
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,583
[panting]
739
00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:10,666
[gasps]
740
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,458
Hmm, what do we have here?
741
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:16,375
-Oh!
-Uh…
742
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:19,791
That's nasty.
743
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,083
-[gasps]
-All right!
744
00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:25,333
-Hey!
-There he goes! This way!
745
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,833
D'oh!
746
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,750
Come here!
747
00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:32,250
[groans]
748
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,791
I could've sworn he went this way.
749
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:41,291
Where is he?
750
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,083
He gave us the slip.
751
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,583
[sighs]
752
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,916
[Greg narrating] Somehow, I managed
to get back to Grandpa's room.
753
00:39:54,250 --> 00:40:00,833
But Rodrick can never find out about this.
'Cause if he does, I'm a dead man.
754
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:03,833
You're in big trouble, young man.
755
00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:05,416
[whimpers]
756
00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:10,250
Rodrick just rolled a 12!
757
00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,125
[chuckling]
758
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:18,458
That means you've gotta fork over
half your cards.
759
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:23,000
Come on, snake eyes!
760
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:30,041
Put some pants on, for the love of Pete.
761
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,500
[chuckles]
762
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,083
Is there something you want to tell me,
little brother?
763
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,666
[gulps]
764
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,833
[snoring]
765
00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:48,791
[sighs]
766
00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:49,875
Open up!
767
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:52,208
[snores]
768
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,666
[grunting]
769
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:58,125
[gasps] Grandpa, can we--
Can we please change the channel?
770
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:01,041
There's nothing but a bunch of garbage
on TV.
771
00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:03,916
I like to watch people come and go.
772
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,416
Ooh! Hot in there.
773
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,958
[Grandpa] Barry Grossman!
774
00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:10,375
You've got time to sit in the sauna
for two hours,
775
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:14,958
but you can't bother yourself
to return my vacuum cleaner!
776
00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,208
[laughs]
777
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:20,208
Bah, fine! You can have the clicker.
778
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:25,791
And in some disturbing news,
earlier this evening,
779
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,500
a Peeping Tom was spotted
in the women's bathroom at Leisure--
780
00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:30,583
[button clicking]
781
00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:32,416
[snores]
782
00:41:33,416 --> 00:41:34,833
[door opens]
783
00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:36,916
[shouts]
784
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,583
You're jumpy tonight.
Mind you don't wake up your brother.
785
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:45,458
Oh, yeah. You're right, Grandpa. There's--
There's nothing good on TV.
786
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,416
Ha! Told you so.
787
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:53,416
[sighs] You know, Greg, I might be old,
but I'm no fool.
788
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,083
I know what's really going on.
789
00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:57,666
You do?
790
00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:01,041
You and your brother aren't here
because you want to be here.
791
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:03,708
Your parents made you come.
792
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:06,958
That's not true.
Grandpa, we wanted to come here.
793
00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:09,000
[laughs]
794
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:14,208
No boys your age would choose to spend
the weekend with an old codger like me.
795
00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:17,458
Ha! Yeah, well, I'll tell you this.
796
00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:21,583
I've enjoyed every second of it.
You're good boys.
797
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,083
I guess.
798
00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:30,500
I know you boys love each other,
because you spend time together.
799
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:36,500
It wasn't always that way with my boys.
800
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,375
And now they've grown apart.
801
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,125
They don't even spend
the holidays together.
802
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,250
I just wish they'd worked things out
when they were young.
803
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,000
Like you and Rodrick have.
804
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:52,041
Maybe things would be different now.
805
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,250
[Greg] Yeah.
806
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:02,708
[doorbell rings]
807
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,625
Hey, Greg.
808
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:12,000
Rowley, I told you not to wear stripes.
809
00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:14,666
But I thought we could be twins.
810
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:18,583
Eh, eh? See? Twins.
811
00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:21,000
Great. Now I gotta change.
812
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,833
What did you do
your Life Sciences project on?
813
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:29,750
-My what?
-Your Life Sciences project.
814
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,000
It's due today.
815
00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:32,458
That's due today?
816
00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:35,791
Yeah. And it's, like, 25% of our grade.
817
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,000
Oh, man! I forgot all about that project.
818
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:43,625
What are you gonna do?
'Cause this project is 25% of our grade.
819
00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,583
I know, Rowley! Let me think.
820
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,166
Rodrick.
821
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,375
Rodrick?
822
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:00,875
Rodrick! I need your help!
823
00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:04,000
Calm down, Gregory.
What's got your underwear in a bunch?
824
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:06,166
I've got a Life Science project due today!
825
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,958
Yeah? And what's that got to do with me?
826
00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:12,166
Well, I figured you might know some trick.
Some way out of this.
827
00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:16,333
Well, you could pretend you're sick.
Skip school.
828
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,375
Mom would know I'm faking.
She always knows.
829
00:44:19,458 --> 00:44:21,291
You could tell your teacher Manny ate it.
830
00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,625
Really, Rodrick?
That's the best you can come up with?
831
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,958
You know I still have dirt on you, right?
I can come clean to Mom right now.
832
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:39,291
Hmm. Did you say Life Sciences?
That does ring a bell.
833
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:42,166
Let's see.
834
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:43,875
No. No.
835
00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:46,750
-[grunts] Ah!
-What are you doing?
836
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:52,041
My life Sciences project.
And in mint condition too.
837
00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:53,750
Let me see that.
838
00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:55,208
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
839
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,125
This is some of my best work.
It's why I saved it.
840
00:44:58,208 --> 00:44:59,541
Awesome. Here, give it.
841
00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:03,166
No, sir. This is gonna cost you.
842
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:06,875
Come on, Rodrick.
Me and you have a partnership. A deal.
843
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:11,375
Yeah. Well, our deal doesn't cover
this kind of thing. This is extra.
844
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,083
Okay, what do you want for it?
845
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,666
I want cash.
846
00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:17,000
[groans] I don't have any cash.
847
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:19,791
I'm talking Mom Bucks. Large bills only.
848
00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,791
Come on, Rodrick. Don't you have enough?
849
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:25,625
No, you can never have enough Mom Bucks.
That's Rodrick Rule number five.
850
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,833
Fine. I'll give you 20. That's fair.
851
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:33,666
Mmm, actually,
you seem a little too eager.
852
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:34,958
Make it a hundred.
853
00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:36,041
[groans]
854
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,833
Fine. But you can't tell anyone
about this.
855
00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:44,583
I may be a lot of things,
but one thing I am not is a snitch.
856
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,750
Great doing business with you, brother.
857
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:55,583
[bell rings]
858
00:45:56,208 --> 00:46:02,125
You got one of Rodrick's old projects?
But isn't that cheating?
859
00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:05,208
It's not cheating. It's gaming the system.
860
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,375
I told you not to look at me like that.
861
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:11,041
But what if he got a bad grade?
862
00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:14,666
My parents always help Rodrick
with his homework. So, I'm all set.
863
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:15,958
Can I see?
864
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:22,875
Um, Greg? I don't think
your parents helped with this one.
865
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,208
Give me that!
866
00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:26,791
[Rodrick] Do plants sneeze?
867
00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:29,458
Hypothesis. Plants probably sneeze.
868
00:46:29,541 --> 00:46:31,208
Experiment. Hmm.
869
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:33,458
Conclusion. Plants don't sneeze.
870
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,166
[chuckles, whimpers]
871
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,125
Hmm.
872
00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:41,291
Rodrick!
873
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,125
[rock music playing]
874
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:52,166
[Bill] ♪ All right ♪
875
00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,250
[grunts]
876
00:46:53,875 --> 00:46:56,125
[screams]
877
00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:58,458
[grunts]
878
00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:03,666
♪ Oh, yeah!
Yeah! ♪
879
00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:07,333
[mike feedback]
880
00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:09,375
[drums beating]
881
00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:11,625
You lied to me!
882
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:14,083
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not true, bro.
883
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:16,541
You said this was your best work!
884
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:21,166
It was. You should've seen
my other school projects.
885
00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,041
Yeah.
886
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:24,833
Well, I want my money back.
887
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:27,750
No refunds. A deal's a deal.
888
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:32,416
Yeah, about that.
Let's see if these change your mind.
889
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,375
Yo! That's me.
890
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:41,208
Wha-- Oh. [chuckles] My bad.
891
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:43,125
Please, uh-- Please continue, bros.
892
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:47,916
You wouldn't show these to Mom or Dad.
You're no snitch.
893
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,708
You have no idea what I'm willing to do.
894
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:55,208
All-- All right.
Here, I'll give you your $100 back.
895
00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:59,125
Hmm. You seem a little eager.
896
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:03,958
It's gonna cost you
approximately 200 Mom Bucks.
897
00:48:04,541 --> 00:48:06,708
Uh, "Mom Bucks"?
898
00:48:08,291 --> 00:48:12,083
[sighs] Nice doing business with you,
brother.
899
00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:17,083
So, do plants sneeze?
900
00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:23,041
[Greg narrating] I'm not gonna say
I'm proud of myself for what I did.
901
00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:25,208
But I learned how to negotiate
from the master.
902
00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:26,916
[rock music playing]
903
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,083
[humming]
904
00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:32,833
♪ Uh-huh, that's right
That's where you're shaking ♪
905
00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:34,291
-[screams]
-[grunts]
906
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:41,666
Greg, you need to watch
where you're going.
907
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:45,000
[groans] Just look at this mess.
908
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,250
[gasps]
909
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,583
[scoffs] I don't believe this.
910
00:48:55,666 --> 00:49:00,125
I-- A party? Guys? Seriously?
911
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:03,708
Counterfeit money?
Where did you boys get all this?
912
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:09,416
I knew that bathroom locked!
Aha! I am not going crazy.
913
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:15,166
You boys had a party in our home.
Somebody could've gotten hurt or worse.
914
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,250
See? See?
915
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,958
Didn't I tell you it wasn't a good idea
for these two to be hanging out?
916
00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:24,041
Greg, it might not have been your party,
but you helped cover it up.
917
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:26,041
You lied to us.
918
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,791
And because of that, you are grounded.
919
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:31,166
No video games or electronics
for three weeks.
920
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:33,625
And Rodrick, you're the older brother.
921
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:36,208
What kind of example are you setting
for Greg?
922
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:39,333
A bad example?
923
00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:44,041
You're grounded for a month.
Hand over your van keys.
924
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:48,791
Plus, you boys are doing the dishes
every night.
925
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:52,458
And don't give me any of this
"my body's on a schedule" nonsense.
926
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:53,541
Mom?
927
00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:54,625
What, Rodrick?
928
00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:57,500
So, I get that I can't use my van.
Totally fair.
929
00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:01,083
But I can still go to the talent show
if I get a ride, right?
930
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:05,125
No, Rodrick. Grounded means grounded.
No extracurricular stuff.
931
00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:09,291
But-- But-- But-- But we--
But we've been practicing for months.
932
00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,583
If I can't play, the other guys
won't be able to be in the show--
933
00:50:11,666 --> 00:50:14,000
Actions have consequences.
934
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:18,083
What kind of parents would we be
if we let you go to the talent show?
935
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,791
Good parents?
936
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,708
-Mom?
-Yes, Greg?
937
00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:29,750
Since Rodrick can't be in the talent show,
I can't either, right?
938
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,500
Because that wouldn't be fair.
939
00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:35,916
You are not using this as an excuse
to get out of that talent show, Greg!
940
00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:40,125
You can't let Rowley down.
He's done so much for you.
941
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:43,041
Now go.
Go help your brother with the dishes.
942
00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:04,375
So, that was pretty crazy back there, huh?
943
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,375
I mean, three weeks of no electronics,
I expected.
944
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,958
But your punishment was a little harsh
if you ask me.
945
00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:14,208
It wouldn't have happened
if you didn't snitch.
946
00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:16,708
Hey, whoa! I didn't say anything!
947
00:51:16,791 --> 00:51:20,000
You marched right upstairs
and went straight to Mommy and Daddy.
948
00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:21,791
You ratted me out!
949
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,458
No snitching.
That's Rodrick Rule number one!
950
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:29,041
I thought rule number one was
no apostrophes.
951
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,750
And besides, that's not what happened!
952
00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:35,750
I took you under my wing! I trusted you!
953
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:42,833
Yeah, it's been great.
You've taught me a lot.
954
00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:47,750
Yeah, and the only reason that I did
was because you had dirt on me.
955
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,750
And now you don't. So, watch your back.
956
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,291
But--
957
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:56,750
I thought you were cool.
Guess I was wrong.
958
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:11,500
Introducing the Amazing Rowley Jefferson!
959
00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:14,541
Whoo, yeah!
960
00:52:15,291 --> 00:52:21,375
And with a wave of my magic wand,
the egg has disappeared!
961
00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:22,458
[egg breaks]
962
00:52:23,791 --> 00:52:28,208
Greg, you were supposed to turn the cup
upside down before you gave it back to me.
963
00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,041
Huh? Oh, yeah. Next time.
964
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:36,583
If we don't get this right
by Friday night, we're never gonna win!
965
00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:40,375
We're not gonna win, Rowley.
We're competing against high schoolers.
966
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,083
Well, at least we don't have to go
against your brother's band.
967
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:49,166
[sighs] Yes, we do.
They got a replacement drummer.
968
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,625
Oh.
969
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,041
Hey, I've got an idea.
970
00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:55,875
I was thinking
maybe I could be the magician
971
00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,291
and you could be the assistant.
972
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,250
It's way more believable that way.
973
00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:04,250
But it's my magic set!
I got it for my birthday!
974
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,291
Okay, okay.
975
00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,500
-Gee whiz.
-[door opens]
976
00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:10,375
Hey, guys!
977
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:13,708
Hi, Rodrick. Wanna see some magic?
978
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:17,083
Nah, wouldn't want you to spoil it for me.
Save it for the big night.
979
00:53:17,166 --> 00:53:19,125
Oh. Okay!
980
00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:21,083
Wait. What are you doing up here?
981
00:53:21,166 --> 00:53:25,416
I found something on the kitchen table.
Thought it might belong to you.
982
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,291
Hey! Give it back!
983
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:33,291
Easy there, little brother.
I was just returning your property.
984
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:37,291
Wait. You didn't read it, did you?
985
00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:40,666
Read it? [scoffs]
Way too many words for me.
986
00:53:41,375 --> 00:53:42,375
[sighs]
987
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,625
I did look at the pictures though.
988
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,708
And boy, I learned a lot.
989
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:53,250
Like what really happened
at Leisure Towers.
990
00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:55,791
That's private.
991
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:58,500
Well, it's about to be public.
992
00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,250
See, I know people.
993
00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:03,916
And those people have little brothers
and sisters that go to your school.
994
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,125
And I'll bet they're gonna love
reading about your little adventure
995
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,208
in the women's bathroom.
996
00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:09,625
You wouldn't!
997
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:13,500
You ratted me out.
These are the consequences.
998
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,500
-[shouts, grunts]
-[grunts]
999
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,583
Give me that!
1000
00:54:22,583 --> 00:54:23,750
Oh! [chuckles]
1001
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,250
-[Greg grunts]
-[Rodrick] Ow!
1002
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,666
No!
1003
00:54:29,791 --> 00:54:30,958
Ooh!
1004
00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:34,666
Nice catch.
1005
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:35,750
[chuckles]
1006
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:37,583
-Oops!
-[phone beeps]
1007
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:41,041
[phone chiming]
1008
00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,875
No!
1009
00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:45,958
My bad.
1010
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:50,541
[Greg narrating] Believe me, I did not
want to go to school the next day.
1011
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:55,041
After Rodrick's little text was sent out,
my reputation was gonna be ruined.
1012
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,166
But I knew I couldn't hide forever.
1013
00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:01,916
So, I just decided to bite the bullet
and get it over with.
1014
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,875
[students chattering]
1015
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:10,750
All right, Rowley. Let's do this.
1016
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:12,291
Rowley?
1017
00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:15,625
You got this, Greg! [chuckles]
1018
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:16,833
[sighs]
1019
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,041
-This week's flying by, like, so fast.
-I know!
1020
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,041
-Wait. Wait. Is that Greg Heffley?
-Look!
1021
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:25,833
[both] Whoa!
1022
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:28,625
[cheering]
1023
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:29,791
What?
1024
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:35,916
[chanting] Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
1025
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,958
[Greg narrating] It took me a few minutes
to figure out what was going on.
1026
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,583
Rodrick's message went out
to all of his friends.
1027
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:44,166
[phone beeps]
1028
00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:47,083
His friends told their brothers
and sisters what happened to me,
1029
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,458
and they told their friends.
1030
00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:49,541
Just like Rodrick planned it.
1031
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:51,583
But I guess people mixed up the facts
1032
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:55,541
because by the time I got to school,
the story was totally scrambled.
1033
00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,500
Somehow the story went
1034
00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:02,791
from me being caught
in the ladies' room at Leisure Towers,
1035
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:07,166
to me sneaking into a bingo game
and walking off with the grand prize.
1036
00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:09,750
Bingo! [chuckles]
1037
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:10,833
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
1038
00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:14,458
And the only thing people got right was
me getting chased by the security guards.
1039
00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:16,916
But even that stuff got exaggerated.
1040
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:19,958
-[growls]
-Hey!
1041
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:21,041
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
1042
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:23,083
[blows raspberry]
1043
00:56:27,416 --> 00:56:29,375
[Greg narrating] Even the thing
with the vending machines
1044
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:30,541
made it into the story,
1045
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,291
but the facts got mixed up there too.
1046
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:36,833
I wasn't exactly in a hurry
to set the record straight, though.
1047
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:40,250
Because the new version of the story
made me look pretty sick.
1048
00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:43,875
[crowd cheering]
1049
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,666
So Rodrick's plan backfired,
1050
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:49,000
and I got a taste of what it's like
to be popular for once.
1051
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:51,541
Wow! This is so cool! I got his autograph!
1052
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,125
[Greg narrating]
But I knew it wouldn't last.
1053
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:58,208
Because the second I took the stage
as Rowley's assistant at the talent show,
1054
00:56:58,291 --> 00:57:00,250
my reputation was gonna take a nosedive.
1055
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,875
[sighs] I don't get
why I have to go to this thing.
1056
00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:08,500
You're here to cheer on your brother,
Rodrick, and your bandmates.
1057
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:10,166
Ex-bandmates.
1058
00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:14,916
[grunts] D-Does the rec center have
a bathroom?
1059
00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:21,041
[engine revs]
1060
00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:27,875
[chattering]
1061
00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:31,208
[Frank] Okay. Everyone, hop out.
I'll go look for a spot.
1062
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,500
Yo! What's shaking, little man?
1063
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,791
Uh, nothing much.
1064
00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:47,541
So, we heard about your little dustup
over at Leisure Towers.
1065
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,625
The what?
1066
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,375
Oh, yeah. That.
1067
00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:53,041
Dude, you're a legend!
1068
00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,500
An absolute lege, dude!
1069
00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:56,875
Yeah, I guess.
1070
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:58,625
So, we were thinking,
1071
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:03,666
if we join forces tonight,
we could win this thing.
1072
00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:05,458
Huh? I-I don't get it.
1073
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:08,750
You've got the middle school vote.
And we've got the high school vote.
1074
00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:11,208
And I've got the Mom vote. Not to brag.
1075
00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:13,125
What do you mean "join forces"?
1076
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:18,250
How'd you like to be
Löded Diper's new drummer?
1077
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,833
What? I don't know how to play the drums.
1078
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:22,875
We know your brother's been teaching you.
1079
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:26,583
Time for the student to become the master.
1080
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:31,291
Sorry, guys. I'm in my friend's magic act.
I can't get out of it.
1081
00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:37,708
That's where Larry comes in.
We'll do a clean swap. You for him.
1082
00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:39,791
Magic is my real passion.
1083
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,666
Ta-da!
1084
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:46,166
I just can't do that to Rodrick.
He's my brother.
1085
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,833
Why don't you just think it over?
1086
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:52,416
Maybe this is your turn to shine, my dude.
1087
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,541
I'll think about it.
1088
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,750
That's all we're asking, little man.
1089
00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:16,208
[audience chattering]
1090
00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,250
[mike feedback]
1091
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:36,416
-Yo! It's Greg!
-That's Greg Heffley!
1092
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,875
-You're a legend, dude.
-[chuckles] Yeah, thanks.
1093
00:59:41,166 --> 00:59:42,458
Oh!
1094
00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:44,916
Is that Boy Size Small?
1095
00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:49,000
Where were you?
1096
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:50,500
I just got held up.
1097
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:01,541
[orchestral music playing]
1098
01:00:01,625 --> 01:00:04,666
Oh, this is so exciting.
1099
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:09,750
[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
1100
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:14,458
-Welcome to the Talent Show!
-[cheering]
1101
01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,333
[playing off-key]
1102
01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:23,500
[crowd murmuring]
1103
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,750
[groans]
1104
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,750
Then the man in the orthopedic shoes said,
"I stand corrected!"
1105
01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:45,000
-[laughs]
-[grunts]
1106
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:47,000
[house music playing]
1107
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:51,208
[beatboxing]
1108
01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:53,208
[beatboxing]
1109
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:54,291
Oh.
1110
01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:58,666
♪ Amor fatal ♪
1111
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:01,500
♪ Tremendo ♪
1112
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:05,375
♪ Tremendo ♪
1113
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,458
[whispering] I've got to get ready.
1114
01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:14,500
-Break a leg, Greg.
-Okay.
1115
01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,625
Do your best for Rowley.
Try and look like you're having fun.
1116
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,708
Hey, Greg.
1117
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:24,125
Can't wait to see you do your magic.
[scoffs] So uncool.
1118
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:32,541
Are you ready for some magic, Manny?
1119
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:35,208
-Yay!
-Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
1120
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:38,291
[Bill] Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
1121
01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:41,833
We have just one question for you.
1122
01:01:41,916 --> 01:01:43,583
-[snores, gasps]
-Wake up!
1123
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:48,250
Are you ready to rock?
1124
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,333
[mike feedback]
1125
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,083
Yeah!
1126
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:57,000
Now, before we explode your eardrums
with a blast of pure rock and roll,
1127
01:01:58,041 --> 01:02:03,000
it's time to introduce
the newest member of Löded Diper.
1128
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:09,666
Please join me in welcoming
Greg Heffley to the stage!
1129
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:10,708
-[gasps]
-Greg?
1130
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:14,916
[cheering]
1131
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,916
Come on, little dude. Give 'em a taste.
1132
01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,833
Oh. Oof.
1133
01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:29,166
-[audience chattering]
-[laughs]
1134
01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:44,333
[cheering]
1135
01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:46,541
Yeah, right on.
1136
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,375
We love you, Greg!
1137
01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:54,125
[chanting] Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
1138
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:18,375
Yo, you ready
to blow the roof off this place?
1139
01:03:38,333 --> 01:03:40,375
Hey. You're missing the show.
1140
01:03:40,958 --> 01:03:45,083
What are you doing out here?
Aren't you supposed to be on stage?
1141
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:47,333
I don't know. It didn't feel right.
1142
01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:50,291
Well, maybe that's because it's not right.
1143
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:55,250
You stole my spot just to get back at me
for the diary thing.
1144
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:59,458
Pretty much.
But it wasn't just about payback.
1145
01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,500
[scoffs] Yeah, right.
1146
01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:05,208
I, uh, wanted you to be proud of me.
1147
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,916
Proud of you? For what?
1148
01:04:08,541 --> 01:04:11,291
I-I know. I-It was dumb.
1149
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:16,000
I've got something that I've got to
get off my chest too, I guess.
1150
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:20,291
I-- I shouldn't have taken your diary.
1151
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:24,125
That wasn't… cool.
1152
01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:30,333
I don't understand why we can't
just get along like normal brothers.
1153
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:33,708
This is normal. Brothers fight.
1154
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:37,375
We just… took it too far.
1155
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:42,500
But do you think we're gonna be all right,
like, in the long run?
1156
01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:45,375
What? What do you mean?
1157
01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:49,583
Well, Dad and his brothers don't even
see each other on holidays anymore.
1158
01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:51,875
Is that gonna happen to us?
1159
01:04:57,416 --> 01:05:01,500
Heck, yeah, we're gonna see each other
on the holidays. We're family.
1160
01:05:04,916 --> 01:05:07,625
But I am not hosting. Too much work.
1161
01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:09,750
Okay. Deal.
1162
01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:12,750
Listen, me and you
are gonna have our battles.
1163
01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:15,875
But I really hope you know
that when the chips are down,
1164
01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:18,666
and I mean really down,
1165
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:22,041
I'm gonna have your back.
And you better have mine.
1166
01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:24,875
Because it's the Heffley brothers
against the world.
1167
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,625
The Heffley brothers.
1168
01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,875
[crowd cheering] Greg! Greg! Greg!
1169
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,041
So? Are you gonna keep sitting out here,
or are you gonna go make me proud?
1170
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:41,541
Yeah, about that.
These don't belong to me.
1171
01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:50,416
Like you said, there's only one Rodrick.
And that's you.
1172
01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:53,750
[shouts, grunts]
1173
01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:55,291
[laughing]
1174
01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:57,291
[Rodrick] Wait a second.
I'm still grounded.
1175
01:05:57,375 --> 01:05:59,416
[Greg] Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
1176
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:04,291
[Rodrick] Oh, well. Rodrick Rule number
ten. Always go out in a blaze of glory.
1177
01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:06,500
[both laugh]
1178
01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:08,500
-[crowd jeering]
-[crowd member] Come on, entertain us!
1179
01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:13,000
Stand by. Uh, we're just having some,
uh, technical difficulties.
1180
01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:14,541
[drums beating]
1181
01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,708
All right!
1182
01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:22,541
Please welcome
Löded Diper's original drummer,
1183
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,583
Rodrick Heffley!
1184
01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:26,833
-Whoo!
-[crowd cheering]
1185
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,166
-What?
-Rodrick?
1186
01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:40,041
Rodrick rules!
1187
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,250
We love you, Rodrick!
1188
01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,583
Unbelievable.
1189
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:51,750
Greg, you do understand
that you're both grounded?
1190
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,291
Yeah, I know.
1191
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,583
Rodrick isn't supposed to be up there.
1192
01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:59,583
So, we have no choice
but to extend your punishment.
1193
01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:02,791
It's worth it.
1194
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,416
He's my brother. I've got his back.
1195
01:07:09,583 --> 01:07:12,583
You're raising some good boys there, Son.
1196
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,708
Yeah.
1197
01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:21,708
[drumsticks hitting]
1198
01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:32,083
♪ All right! ♪
1199
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,708
-♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
-[chuckles] Yippee!
1200
01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:38,666
-Whoo!
-Whoo-hoo!
1201
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,291
[grunts]
1202
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:42,250
♪ Yeah! ♪
1203
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:48,541
♪ You never liked us
So you sent us underground ♪
1204
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,125
[grunts]
1205
01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:51,208
Come on!
1206
01:07:51,291 --> 01:07:56,500
♪ You never listened
So we turned up the sound ♪
1207
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,458
Huh?
1208
01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:04,208
♪ And now you're quaking
As I'm standing on stage ♪
1209
01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:06,791
-Yeah! Löded Diper!
-[Bill] Uh-huh! Yeah!
1210
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:10,625
♪ That's why you're shaking
'Cause you're feeling your age ♪
1211
01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:12,541
Whoo! That's my jam!
1212
01:08:14,291 --> 01:08:18,208
♪ Your arms are waving
As you get on your feet ♪
1213
01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:21,666
♪ Your booty swaying
Like you ate some bad meat ♪
1214
01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:26,083
♪ So we say
Can you smell us now? ♪
1215
01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:29,583
♪ Filling up your nostrils
And you're mopping your brow ♪
1216
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,750
♪ Come on
Can you smell us… ♪
1217
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:33,500
What? Susan!
1218
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,916
Yeah!
1219
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,083
[screams] Whoo-hoo!
1220
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:41,375
[both] ♪ Can you smell us now? ♪
1221
01:08:41,458 --> 01:08:42,458
Susan, your bunions!
1222
01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:43,833
Whoo!
1223
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,208
-Oh, man! [laughs]
-Look at her!
1224
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:53,625
♪ In stadiums, gymnasiums
So let's hear you shout! ♪
1225
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:56,416
-Oh! See, I can't unsee that!
-[both laugh]
1226
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,500
That's right.
1227
01:08:58,041 --> 01:09:00,250
-Whoo-hoo!
-Oh. [chuckles] Whoo!
1228
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:02,875
[theme song playing]
1229
01:09:02,958 --> 01:09:06,750
[Greg narrating] Even after all that,
Löded Diper didn't win the talent show.
1230
01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:09,333
First place went to
the Amazing Rowley Jefferson
1231
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,958
and his assistant Larry the Wonderful.
1232
01:09:12,041 --> 01:09:13,208
[cheering]
1233
01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:15,875
But it wasn't all bad news
for Rodrick and his band.
1234
01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,958
Thanks to Mom,
their music reached a whole new audience.
1235
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:32,333
I'm really not too worried
about me and Rodrick growing apart.
1236
01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:35,625
Sure, we'll have our ups and downs,
but for now…
1237
01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,125
[shutter clicks]
1238
01:09:37,208 --> 01:09:38,208
…we're cool.
1239
01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:48,833
[theme song ends]
1240
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,875
[rock music playing]
1241
01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,708
♪ All right! ♪
1242
01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:08,500
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
1243
01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:12,541
[grunts]
1244
01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:14,416
♪ Yeah! ♪
1245
01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:19,500
♪ Can you smell us now? ♪
1246
01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:23,000
♪ Filling up your nostrils
And you're mopping your brow ♪
1247
01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:27,083
♪ Come on
Can you smell us now? ♪
1248
01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:31,583
♪ We're leaking through your speakers
Like a chocolate cow ♪
1249
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♪ Can you smell us now? ♪
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♪ The pressure's building up
Now we're about to bust out ♪
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01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:42,541
♪ Can you smell us now? ♪
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01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:47,250
♪ In stadiums, gymnasiums
So let's hear you shout! ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪