[funky, energetic dance music playing]
♪ I know what you wanna see ♪
-♪ Let's go ♪ -♪ Doin' it so naturally ♪
♪ Gonna be your fantasy ♪
♪ Easy like one, two, three ♪
-♪ Yes, easy like ♪ -♪ Woo! ♪
Cabo, baby.
[Austin] This is what I'm talking about.
[Alex] B-E-A-utiful.
-[Austin] Look at this pool. -I wanna go jump in the water.
-[Kayla] Look at this! -[Alex] Wow!
-Thanks guys for joining us. -I love it!
-Hi, I'm Kayla. -This place is amazing.
[chatter ceases]
Thank you for coming. We just opened the doors.
This is our partner, Alen. He's really running the Cabo office here for us.
I'm gonna give you guys some basics.
Cabo was selling about 400 to 500 million dollars of real estate in 2020.
This year, they're on pace for over two billion dollars in sales.
-Nice. -So your clients are buying in Cabo.
You may not even know it, but they're buying here.
Most of what we're selling starts here.
Importantly, this will be a two-billion-dollar development.
It's just getting started. It's gonna be one of the best in Cabo.
-Maybe go over some of the amenities. -Sure.
So what you're looking at is 2,400 acres.
It's ten minutes north from here. It's called El Tule Beach.
We're gonna have about 50 oceanfront homes.
Each of them are gonna have half a acre.
Behind, on the hillside, are gonna be 300 homes.
All of them gonna have stunning ocean views.
If we sell all 300 homes and the 50 beach homes,
then we will sell over two billion dollars in real estate.
[in Spanish] Who here speaks Spanish?
-A little. -A little? Kayla?
A little. Yes.
-[in English] Yeah? -[in Spanish] I'm able to speak Spanish.
-Better than me and Kayla and…? -Yes.
-It's true. Yes. -So four people?
Three months, we'd be fluent.
-And Jason? -A little also.
-A little too? -Less than you.
[in English] So some of us do.
It's a race. Who sells the first house in Cabo?
That's why you're here. So let the race begin.
♪ Ready or not, I'm comin' for you ♪
♪ Ready or not, I'm comin' to get you ♪
♪ Ready or not, I'm comin' for you ♪
[music ends]
♪ Keepin' it cool Yeah, I'm free as a breeze ♪
♪ Take you downtown Give you something to see ♪
♪ Every little while Let the good times roll ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
[Brandi] We're going to take full advantage of the day
by splitting into two groups.
So, Jason is taking half of us to one property in Cabo.
Brett's taking some of us to another.
The listing agent on this property is hoping we can bring clients from OC.
She might be right.
[Brett] Ready to see what 27 million gets you in Cabo?
Yeah.
[Rose] Nice!
-This is gorgeous. -[Kayla] What?
-Look at the ocean! -[Brandi] You don't expect that outside.
Wow, look at this.
-I like this Baja shelf here. -Yeah. Right?
-That hot tub? Great for anything. -Great for entertaining.
[Brandi] There is no way that the other group's house can beat this.
♪ Don't wanna wait much longer now ♪
♪ Sunshine comin' 'round the corner now ♪
♪ Three, two, one Come on, count it down ♪
♪ This is our best year ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
-Stop! -[Alex] Wow. It's built into the rock.
♪ This is our best year ♪
Oh my God. This is insane. Holy shit.
Wow.
Jason is taking us to this spectacular property in Palmilla,
one of the most prestigious neighborhoods in Cabo.
Never in a million years would I have thought
I would be selling real estate in different countries.
So it would feel great to sell the first Oppenheim listing in Cabo, for sure.
I think you got it.
-Feels like we're in Europe. -It is very European.
-[Jason] Yeah. -Is this whole thing one house?
[Jason] Villa, Tyler, villa.
[Gio] Oh my God.
♪ Get ready, now come take a ride ♪
♪ I got the brand-new sweet Like cherry pie ♪
♪ This is gonna be mm, mm, mm ♪
-[Polly gasps] -Orgasm.
[laughter]
[Polly] I am speechless and that never happens.
-Amazing. -For the record, that never happens.
This villa is not much of a villa.
It's the most incredible property. It's built into a cliff.
Gigantic pool. It's the biggest cliff-front pool I've ever seen.
I think I had an idea of what Cabo real estate is,
then I see properties like this and realize I have no idea.
[Alex] This looks like heaven.
♪ This is gonna be good ♪
-[Brandi] Oh my gosh. -[Brett] This is Cabo, guys.
[all gasp]
-Is that a whale? -Oh my gosh.
-You guys, look, it's a fucking whale! -Oh my God.
-Look-- -There it goes.
-That's a little baby. A baby humpback. -A baby.
Oh my God.
-So cute. -Let's go see the rest of the house.
-Yeah. -[Brett] Let's pop up to the primary.
[Brandi] I need to see this primary.
♪ Knows how to love life ♪
-Oh my God. -This is so beautiful.
-Wow. -There's a tub.
[Kayla] Oh, I love that.
♪ Everyone's a copycat… ♪
I can feel the heat from the fireplace in the bath?
I didn't expect this. The scale of this terrace is incredible.
♪ Some of them are mad at that ♪
-Is this plaster on the wall? What's this? -It's Venetian plaster, yeah.
Wow. That is expensive.
[funky salsa-style music playing]
[Gio] Oh my God, this is the primary?
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Yes. Yes. Yes!
-This is what I'm talking about. -All right.
I never do this, but I'm getting in this fucking tub.
I wanna envision what this is like.
-Gio, is this water cold? -[laughter]
-Hilarious. -Please.
[dramatic pop music playing]
[Polly] I just love the light.
-This is my favorite room. -Yeah. It is beautiful.
-Breathtaking -I love Cabo.
Yeah, Cabo rivals Orange County and L.A.
-It really does. -It really does.
I obviously have nothing to prove to anyone,
but if anyone's making the first Cabo sale, it's me.
Oh my goodness. Yeah, there's barely anyone on the beach.
-[extended sigh] -It's gonna happen one day.
-Now that I've seen this… -Uh-huh.
…how could I not figure out how to get it?
Yeah. [laughs]
[sighs]
So what's going on? Everything good?
I… Girl,
too much is going on.
Last night, I don't know if you noticed,
I had a bit of apprehensiveness about the room situation.
The energy's awkward and it's been awkward ever since I put my opinion out there.
One thing has snow-balled into another thing
and I don't really think they're getting it.
Last night, they had a Jacuzzi party…
[Tyler yells excitedly]
[Brandi] Hall and Polly were topless, doing all this, like, wild stuff.
-[cork pops] -[shrieking]
Why are you guys doing this?
Having a Jacuzzi party amongst friends,
-there's nothing wrong with that. -Right.
But when you put those together in a Jacuzzi late at night,
-shit goes down. -Oh gosh.
I'm just trying to move in a way that I can be proud of.
-Yeah. -I don't wanna be disappointed in myself
because of who I'm surrounding myself with.
You're guilty by association, whether you want to be or not.
-Yeah. -Everything is about strategy.
I just really want to do well, and I'm laser focused now on succeeding.
So anything that's a distraction from that,
I just can't be around it. I don't have time.
Is it cool if I stay in your room tonight?
Absolutely, more than welcome.
-Thank you. -You've got to give me time.
It's messy. I've been throwing things all over the place.
-I know. -We've been running around.
-Seem like you have an early bedtime. -I do.
I like to be in bed by nine.
-Okay. -Get yourself out of that…
It's toxic, right?
It's extremely toxic and you don't need that.
You're doing so good, girl.
Like, I'm working my butt off.
Once you clear that negative, toxic energy,
you're gonna make so much room for more money, more abundance,
and that's all that I want for you.
Exactly.
["Campeón" by Stuart Hart, Trevor Simpson, Raul Del Moral & NineOneOne playing]
[male singer singing in Spanish]
Uh…
Tres, uh… tequila shot.
This work trip is just becoming a little bit boozy.
What work trip isn't?
I'm considering moving down here and this might be a problem.
-Yeah. -[all laugh]
-Well, cheers to Cabo. Yeah. -Bottoms up.
[Kayla] Aw, shots without us?
[Austin groans]
-To Kayla! -Hey!
["Campeón" continues]
-Ms. Black Barbie. -Hey.
Love this two-piece set, cute. Both of you are in cute two-piece sets.
[Kayla] Maybe we can do a shot for you, uh, moving in.
Dang, I haven't had a slumber party in a long time.
Same.
-Oh! Look at Polly. -Are you fucking kidding?
[Kayla laughs]
-Oh my God. -Did she bring the mariachi or what?
I expect nothing less.
I love this.
Hey, lovely.
Oh. No, I'm a little scared right now.
[woman singing in Spanish]
[bright, upbeat mariachi music plays]
I'm not… I'm not dancing. I'm not…
I haven't had enough tequila.
-Actually… -You gotta loosen up, man, a little.
-Help me out! -There you go.
You gotta put it in the… There you go!
Hey!
Those hips are fucking moving. Look at those hips!
It's one, two, step. One, two, step.
[Brandi] I mean, we did need some music, so…
We needed some music.
[cheering]
[upbeat club music playing]
I want a drink. A mezcalita.
Okay, I got you.
-Jalapeno. -They make 'em spicy in Cabo. Here for it.
[Jarvis] Salud! To all the opportunities.
Well, look who it is.
Alex Hall has arrived. Oh, you guys are matching.
Twinsies.
I'm going back. All right. All right. I'm out!
♪ Everybody take a shot ♪
♪ Shot glasses, body shots ♪
[song continues indistinctly]
♪ Let me show you how to rock ♪
♪ Let me teach you how to roll ♪
♪ Drink, drink, drink, drink ♪
-Cheers. -Salud!
♪ Drink, drink, drink, drink ♪
♪ Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink… ♪
[chokes, gags]
Swimming upstream. Baby, what's up?
I think I'm gonna stay an extra three days.
It's crazy, my flight got canceled.
I've had five of these and I'm still sober.
My body says yes. Party.
Red wine?
Yes.
-Thank you. Cheers. -Yeah, cheers.
[hum of crowd chatter]
Come on.
[Jason speaks indistinctly]
[sultry pop dance music playing]
-Woo. -[Tyler groans]
It's warm by the fire.
-I know. Feels good. -It does.
-It feels good to be in Cabo. -More importantly, how do my boobs look?
-Boobs look great. -You have something on your teeth.
No, wait, what were you eating?
You have shit everywhere. What were you eating? Tajín?
-Can you get it? -Got it.
-That's a real friend. Thank you. -Did you doubt that I was a real friend?
You have been a really good friend to me in the last 12 months specifically.
That's how I feel. I actually feel like we were meant to meet each other.
I agree. We have had very good chemistry since we met.
Do you think that…
Do I think that what?
-I don't know. -Tell me.
I was gonna ask you. Wondering if I already know the answer.
What happened with you and Polly?
Polly and I were just good friends who were drunk and kissed one time.
It was a funny thing that didn't matter
and it's grown legs into something that shouldn't be.
Do you regret it?
I don't regret it. It was just two friends who got drunk
and, like, shared a kiss, but like, it didn't mean anything.
There has never been anything between Polly and I
and there will never be anything between us.
[Polly] Are you good?
You're good, I'm good.
-You're good? -Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah. Like, what's wrong? Like, just talk to me. Just talk to me.
Like, what's wrong?
Here's the thing. The situations you're putting yourself in…
I-I'm good. If this is about a room change, totally get it. Don't care.
No. The problem is it's a little deeper than a room change.
I'm Team Wife. I'm Team Marriage.
Same. I am still of that mind frame.
-You might think it's wrong… -So are you and Hall sharing Tyler?
Brandi. Come on. Like, this…
No, that's a serious question.
-I've just-- -There are allegations about them.
Now allegations about you.
In this situation, we have already acknowledged
that we have very different opinions.
That's not going to change. What can I do?
Nothing. Okay.
-[lively music plays at bar] -[tender music layers in]
You know I care about you.
-Don't you? -I do. I love you.
-You're the best. -I love you.
Oh.
Got a little smoochy there.
-Did you kiss my neck? -Don't act like it's the first time.
That what? I've been kissed on the neck?
It's been a long time since I've been kissed on the neck. Honestly.
[both laugh]
Have another drink.
♪ No one will find us now ♪
♪ I get lost with you ♪
-[music fades] -[crickets chirring]
[bright piano melody playing]
♪ Woo! I could get used to this ♪
-[Gio] Yacht day! -[Alex] So pretty.
Yacht day!
♪ I could get used to this ♪
Oh fuck.
[laughter]
-You been drinking? -We injured already?
It's been a long fucking weekend. Leave me alone.
-Hola. -Gracias.
-Enough staff for you, Polly? -[Alex] Wow!
[Gio] Wow. Look at this thing.
♪ Four, five, six Nah, seven days a week ♪
♪ Singing ay-yi-yi-ya ♪
[Kayla] Hola, gracias.
Ooh!
-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.
-We have arrived. -We have arrived.
-Thanks, Brett and Jason. -Cheers.
-Cheers, guys. -Thank you.
Salud.
Brett and Jason booked a yacht for us
to show us some Cabo real estate.
And what better way to see waterfront property than from the water?
It's amazing.
♪ I could get used to this ♪
♪ La-la-la ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[Rose] Oh, I love this.
-[Alex] We're on a boat. -This is the vibe right here.
[Polly] Who's rocking the boat?
[Alex chortles]
-You're proud of that one? -Yeah.
[Alex laughs]
♪ 'Cause you make the world A better place… ♪
[Gio] Do we have any sunscreen?
[Polly] Oh, this sun is nice.
♪ You make the world a better place Sugar, you're the icing on the cake ♪
-Mm. -[laughs]
-There's a whale! -[gasps] You scared me!
[Rose] Right there.
[Austin] These waves are just… you're killing me, man.
Guys, this is the development project that we're selling here.
All these houses on the sand and there's two rows behind it.
-You see all those? 50 properties? -[Rose] Yes.
The condos up on the top are between three and six million.
Then, all of these villas on the sand that we're selling are around 15 to 25 million.
[Alex] Wow.
-That's crazy, Jason. -It looks dope.
♪ 'Cause you make the world A better place ♪
-♪ So come on, get up and show-- ♪ -[record scratches]
Austin Victoria's vomming off the back of the boat.
-He's throwing up? -No, he's not well.
Yeah, everyone's kind of struggle bus today, aren't they?
-Hey, guys. -Hi, you're looking like a Bond girl.
-A what? A Bond girl? Oh. -A Bond girl.
[Polly] No one understands what I say.
You guys went out last night? I went to bed early.
-I know. You were done. -I was exhausted.
Everyone saw Jarvis letting her hair down.
Yeah?
Did you get pretty Cabo'd last night?
-I had fun. I had a lot of fun. -It was super fun.
Anytime I dance, you know I'm having a good time.
She was dancing with a married man. Whoever that guy was,
it was his lucky night.
-Oh, I've seen that before. -You've seen that before?
She wasn't very happy with me.
When I was taking a video of the whole place,
Jarvis grabbed my phone out of my hand and said, "You do not film me."
Used my face to open the phone.
Deleted the video. Went into my recently deleted and deleted that.
It was one video and she was, I don't know, upside down…
She was in a very compromising situation
and she did not like footage being taken and her being in it.
She's the type of girl I've learned I have to walk on eggshells around.
Yeah, she can get a little rowdy, like we all can, but I'm not engaged.
She's engaged, about to get married in two months.
Maybe that's why she's been engaged four times.
[Polly] Yeah.
Word on the street is she's called the ring collector.
-I didn't know she was engaged four times. -I just found out.
It's been real.
Uh…
Oh.
-Oh, man down. -[Rose] Are you sure?
Hasta later.
I'm too drunk to go on a jet ski.
Seriously? You're drunk?
-I've had 15 drinks. -You're the same drunk or sober.
Let's go.
-My ass is planted here. -Let's go.
Ooh!
♪ Oh yeah, this mountain Ain't got nothin' on me ♪
♪ Try to hold me down But I'm still gon' break free ♪
[Alex] I'm gonna go on the raft so I might not be as nauseous.
♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
There he goes.
♪ I'm breaking out ♪
♪ I'm bringing it home ♪
[song continues indistinctly]
♪ I'm breaking out ♪
[Alex] He's coming right for us.
I don't trust Tyler.
Oh my God, Austin.
Jeez! Oh!
Just jump! Run and jump, Austin.
Oh no, just kidding.
[energetic pop music playing]
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
[Alex] Let's go, baby.
[squealing laugh]
♪ I'm bringing it home ♪
They're gonna get hurt. Oh my God.
♪ So let's go ♪
♪ I'm breaking out… ♪
[Alex] Careful!
[laughs]
♪ So let's go, let's go ♪
That's a liability.
I would not trust those two.
♪ Above the rim with the world Down at my feet ♪
♪ Woo! ♪
♪ Breaking out ♪
[Polly] Austin, come back!
[Alex] You guys look cold.
The guys have blankets and the girls are down there in bikinis.
Crazy.
It's so peaceful up here actually, it really is.
[Austin retches]
[Alex] Are you okay?
Uh-oh. Hold on. Get a bucket and a mop.
I will fill that bad boy up.
Oh, that's what he said.
Careful.
-[Austin vomits] -Oh, oh, oh. Oh.
[Gio and Alex laugh]
♪ Yeah ♪
[funky, saxophone-heavy dance music playing]
♪ All right ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Turn it up, don't stop, don't stop ♪
-Cheers. -Cheers. Salud.
♪ Let it, let it, let it go ♪
-What's up, guys? -Hey!
You guys got started already?
-We already got you one. -Oh no, not-not-not those.
No, no. No, thank you.
[Jarvis] Can I join?
Yes, ma'am, do you want to take a seat?
-[Jarvis] Yeah. -Um…
Should we… should we scooch?
[Polly] Last night in Cabo.
-Hello. -Hey.
[Polly] How are we?
-How are you? -[Tyler] The party has arrived.
-No. No party tonight. -There's no party?
To the last night in Cabo.
[Gio] It's been so great.
[Brandi] I said hi to you guys when you walked in.
-No, I said hi. How is everyone? -I wasn't trying…
I think Alex…
I don't know, she didn't speak, but…
Okay. I feel like we're fine. Like, this whole…
She, like, straight up walked past. I said hi.
I just… I know there's an issue with me trying to, like, get involved.
And be like I want everyone to get on. I just want everyone to have a good time.
I'm like… This is wild.
Who has a knife? Just end it.
I told Hall, I was like, "You guys are single…"
-You guys getting along? -All good.
We're all getting along?
Why don't you come join us? We're all over here having a drink.
-Yeah. We're getting along. -We're getting along. I spoke to you.
-You spoke to me? -Yeah, when you guys walked in.
Polly kind of acknowledged me, but you just walked straight past.
I didn't… It's been a long day. It's been a long day. Been a long day.
At this point, I'm walking on eggshells around Brandi,
but it's our last night in Cabo.
I really want to have a stress-free evening.
Let's just try to have a good time.
Do you want a drink?
-[Brandi] I'm good. I already had one. -You did? One and done?
-[Brandi] Yeah. -Yeah.
She was too busy making out with Tyler.
-Hall was making out with Tyler? -Yeah.
What're we talking about? What's going on?
[Jarvis] She's talking about how Tyler and Hall were making out.
What?
Yeah.
-What are you talking about, Kayla? -I saw you guys.
I love you. Oh.
Got a little…
Did you kiss my neck?
-Last night? -Yeah.
Nobody else saw it. But you're claiming you saw it.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh. She's so fucking stupid.
Um…
Tyler and I have never shared a kiss. Kayla is off her rocker.
If I was going to make out with Hall, I would just tell you I kissed Hall.
You wouldn't tell her, but you wouldn't deny it.
No, I would tell everybody.
Just honestly, I don't even give a shit about the… the… the-the gossip.
It's just… It's very phony to me because it's just… it's a blatant lie.
-Okay. -That's all your response is? "Okay"?
What do you want me to say? There's no conversation with you, Hall.
[Polly] No, this is a conversation.
-It seems phony. -We're not gonna have this conversation.
You don't dictate when and where I can talk about whatever I want.
You can choose to not respond,
but you're not gonna tell me what I'm going to say.
I can say whatever the fuck I want.
-[Kayla] Okay. Yeah. -Okay? Great.
[Brandi] Hall, I be hating how you talk to people.
Brandi, I'm not doing that with you.
No, it's true. You talk to people… Yeah.
-Yes. -I hate it.
Like, your tone, your body language.
[tense music playing]
What the fuck is happening here?
-So disrespectful. -So disrespectful?
-[Brandi] Yes. -Yeah.
That's how I am. You don't have to like it.
And that's why I moved out. I hate being talked down to.
-Multiple reasons why you moved out. -We're equals, dawg. Equals.
-I'm not disagreeing. -I don't like being spoken down to.
I'm not speaking down to you.
-You always do. -I use my hands when I speak. That's it.
-Go to Italy and then come back… -I don't want to go to Italy.
Oh. Okay.
Where I come from, when people start doing that, it's time for it to go down.
What's about to go down, Brandi?
You don't listen.
I said, where I come from, you start speaking with hands, raising your voice,
-it's a form of disrespect. -Like what you're doing now?
-You can do it and I can't? -Yeah. Yeah.
[Tyler] Whoa.
'Cause I'm fuckin' sick and tired of it.
-I'm tired of it, Alex-- -I talk with hands, you're coming at me.
-I'm being… -Physically.
-I was chill, I just pointed it out. -You just came at me.
This is the third time I pointed it out today.
You literally just came at me, Brandi. Are you gonna swing?
Previous… What the fuck?
-Okay. You need to stop. -Wow, that's too much.
I can't speak with my hands,
but you can come at me with your entire body.
I got offended by you using your hands and raising your voice.
I got offended by you coming at me with your entire body.
-All right. All right. It is what it is. -Which is what you just did.
I'm done.
I'm not about to do it.
But you did.
I thought she was gonna fucking punch me.
She was like, "This is how it makes me feel."
-She was demonstrating how… -Okay, sure.
You're her attorney now. Fair, fine. I disagree.
-I was watching as an outsider. -They were watching as outsiders.
They don't agree.
I do think women have a little extra dose of discernment on these things.
I don't even know what that means.
Discernment? I do believe that you don't.
[Kayla] All right, guys, have a good night.
[Alex] My knees are, like, shaking. I need to, like, sit.
Alex Hall is just aggressive per usual.
-She's so rude. She's so rude. -She's so demeaning.
She's got a huge chip on her shoulders,
and she thinks she's, like, God's gift to this world.
[Kayla] And the way she was talking to her…
-[Rose] So mean. -[Kayla] Not okay.
Brandi is valid for feeling the way she does.
I know and she was demonstrating how she felt.
Then all of a sudden she felt threatened and she's like, "I'm the victim."
-Yeah. -Bitch, you fucking started it.
-Yup. -What, you can't finish it?
-Brandi did. -They can dish it out but can't take it.
-We gotta check on Brandi. -Yeah.
[Kayla] Hall shushes people and speaks down to them like they're little children.
That's gonna make people feel some type of way.
And Brandi couldn't take it anymore.
She called her out. Someone had to. Go, Brandi.
I'm sorry. Tell me, you're my friends. Am… Am I crazy?
-No, that was not you. -No, she was a little intense.
That was a lot of crazy.
-That was aggressive. -I'm fine. Don't make a bigger deal…
-That's a lot of adrenaline. -Yeah.
Is this my friend doing this?
I don't know what set Brandi off to that extent.
[somber, pensive instrumentals playing]
[Brandi] Something my mom taught me is, don't run from anybody.
You stand up for yourself.
[Alex] Brandi…
I just… I considered her…
a dear friend of mine.
I know she's going through a lot.
I feel like I've lost her as a friend.
I'm a much stronger person now. I'm a woman. I'm a mom.
And I just demand respect.
[sniffles]
[music fades]
♪ You'll see me in your nightmares ♪
♪ Darling, you should be scared ♪
♪ I'm the voice that haunts you ♪
♪ And drags you down ♪
♪ You'll hear screams from a distance ♪
♪ Don't question my existence ♪
♪ Darkest depths, I'll follow ♪
♪ And hunt you down ♪
[twinkling, rumbling musical flourish]
[triumphant musical flourish]