1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,335 * I feel fine when I'm with you 4 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,670 * I can let my hair down 5 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,607 * I can say anything crazy 6 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:44,145 * And know it gets me right before I hit the ground 7 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,514 * With nothing but a T-shirt on 8 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,383 * I never felt so beautiful 9 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,752 * Baby, as I do now 10 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,754 * Now that I'm with you 11 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,590 * With you, with you, with you * 12 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:59,127 -Oh, uh, wait, wait. -What? 13 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,596 I just wasn't totally ready for my underwear 14 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,732 to come off yet, but that's fine. 15 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,234 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 16 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,204 (CLEARS THROAT) 17 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,140 Do you have a condom? 18 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,443 Uh, do we have to? 19 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,044 Well, have you had sex with anyone else 20 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,113 in the last few weeks? 21 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:22,683 Weeks? Uh, yeah, obviously. 22 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,886 Well then, yeah, we... We have to. 23 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,389 I can't stay hard with a condom on. 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,191 Don't you want me to fuck you? 25 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,661 I mean, not without a condom. 26 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,396 (EXHALES) 27 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,697 JAKE: Okay. 28 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,307 MACKENZIE: Okay. 29 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,642 (CAR BEEPS IN BACKGROUND) 30 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:51,279 -(YAWNS) -How'd you sleep? 31 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,847 -Um, don't interrupt. -What? 32 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,816 JAKE: Um, I need to complete this yawn, 33 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,152 and every time you make a sound, I have to start over. 34 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:01,822 So just, uh, you know, don't move or talk, okay? 35 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,890 Okay. 36 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:06,794 (YAWNS) 37 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:10,298 -It's... It's contagious. -It's just interrupting. 38 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,699 MACKENZIE: Sorry. 39 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,637 I hear you doing it. 40 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,871 I'm not doing it. 41 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,040 (YAWNS) 42 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,009 Okay, I don't care. 43 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:27,681 Um. Yeah, what are you, uh, what are you up to today? 44 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,350 You working? 45 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,118 No, um, I actually, 46 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,221 I got a lot of studying done this week, 47 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:36,224 so yeah, I'm free. 48 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,425 What are you doing? 49 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,293 Might get breakfast with the guys. 50 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,331 Cool. 51 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,735 Love the guys. Okay, I'm gonna go. 52 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,039 Aw, I wasn't kicking you out. 53 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:55,909 And you could have stayed for like 15 more minutes? 54 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,719 (PHONE BUZZES) 55 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,392 (PHONE RINGS) 56 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,394 Hi. 57 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,463 Did you just leave? 58 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,231 No, five minutes away. 59 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,366 You're so full of shit. 60 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:20,434 You've never been five minutes away in your whole life. 61 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:21,669 Do you hear me? 62 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,003 If you were five minutes away, you'd be up here. 63 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,373 This is five minutes away. You're giving 17, okay? 64 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,408 You're giving me Blair Witch fucking Cloverfield energy. 65 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,643 I have to go. It is dangerous for a woman to walk 66 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,178 -while being on the phone. -It is not. 67 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,947 It is safer with me, with my voice, on the phone. 68 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,916 You hear me? Stay away from her! 69 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,817 Fuck! 70 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,085 Oh, I forgot to get her something. 71 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,053 What did you get her? Can we... Can we split it? 72 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,956 What? No. I got her a cupcake. 73 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:43,991 Good idea. 74 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:51,665 -(POP MUSIC PLAYING) -* If you want to I can save you 75 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,866 * I can take you away 76 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:57,070 I mean, that's a lot of friends that you have. 77 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,839 Happy birthday. 78 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,708 * So busy out there 79 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,176 I um, I... I got you an ice cream cake. 80 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,177 ALLY: An ice cream cake? 81 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,914 Lucas, Lucas, she got me an ice cream cake. 82 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,350 That is so n... You know me so well. 83 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,452 I was really hoping I could shit my pants tonight, 84 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:15,122 and now, with your help, I think I can finally do it. 85 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,291 So thank you. 86 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,494 You don't have to eat it. It can just be like for vibes. 87 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:21,995 No, I... I get it. 88 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,665 It's like, what do you even get your lactose intolerant friend 89 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,901 who's also struggled with an eating disorder her entire life? 90 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,571 Sorry. 91 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,139 ALLY: Like, who am I? Marie Antoinette? 92 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,808 LUCAS: Pretty sure Marie Antoinette wasn't a total bitch. 93 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,311 Has Evan still not responded? 94 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,547 Have you ever seen something more humiliating 95 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,449 in your entire life? 96 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:42,983 No, seriously, be honest. 97 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,854 LUCAS: Well, actually, yesterday I double-checked my dating apps 98 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,088 to make sure they weren't paused 99 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,190 because I haven't had a match in three months. 100 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,025 So, yeah. 101 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,161 Well, he actually was in my dream, though. 102 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,063 Like, I know that's something people say as an excuse 103 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,366 to text someone, but he actually was in it. 104 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:01,869 So if anything, it would be weird like not to tell him. 105 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,604 Better to regret than to wonder. 106 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,838 ALLY: Well, no, 'cause the problem is 107 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,640 now I can't invite him to my party, 108 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,841 and he's not not the reason 109 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,143 I decided to throw one in the first place. 110 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:13,046 Jake once went nine months without ever texting me at all 111 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,948 and now I get a meme, like once a week. 112 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,717 Yeah, you and your sociopathic fuck buddy 113 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,386 aren't really like goals. 114 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,788 Well, I just... I kind of think that's the closest thing you can get 115 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,856 to a real relationship now. 116 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,957 ALLY: No one is supposed to know 117 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,593 this many opportunities exist for them. 118 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:28,696 He's supposed to know three women and then choose me. 119 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,698 So your ideal dating scenario is like 120 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,600 Little House on the Prairie. 121 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,001 Yeah, or like the distant future 122 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,636 where everyone else is dead. 123 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,737 You know, in the apocalyptic future, 124 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,507 they won't have Matcha. Probably. 125 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,308 Will you survive without Matcha? 126 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,378 No, Ally, you do not have to do this. 127 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,213 No, no, no, no, no. Do not move it to your mouth. 128 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,416 No, no, no. Give that to me. Kill me instead. 129 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,451 -I'll take the fucking bullet for you. -ALLY: Oh, no. 130 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,186 I got it. I got the gun. 131 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,823 Everyone back the fuck up. Okay? 132 00:05:56,524 --> 00:06:01,028 The gun is now a cat. 133 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,496 ALLY: Do we even want to go to this anymore? 134 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,898 Your birthday party? There's nothing there for me. 135 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,299 LUCAS: It'll be fun. 136 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,869 And if not, I'm sure you'll get a great story out of it. 137 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,771 Conversational or Instagram? 138 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:11,972 Conversational. 139 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,273 I bet if we go through your phone, 140 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,108 we can find you someone else to hook up with tonight. 141 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,010 Or we could do an activity 142 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,547 that would have you guys pass the Bechdel test. 143 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,615 You know, the guy Cooper actually liked my photo yesterday 144 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,485 after not engaging with my profile for like a year. 145 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,019 (CLAPS) Perfect. 146 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,622 LUCAS: I gotta make a toast. I always do. 147 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,823 To Ally. 148 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,693 Just another year older. 149 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,294 Always beautiful. 150 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,997 To the infinite wisdom you bestow upon us. 151 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:41,234 Whether it's the benefits of ingesting hyaluronic acid 152 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:45,473 or the merits of applying it topically. 153 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:46,807 RACHEL: Ally! 154 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,176 My friend is at the door. Can you help her get in? 155 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,078 They shouldn't have a problem. Just tell them to say my name. 156 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,413 The bouncer said they're at capacity. 157 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,083 At capacity. 158 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,085 -Bet you didn't see that coming. -I did. 159 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,754 So smart telling me to invite every guy in my DMs. 160 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,022 -Did I say that? -RACHEL: You know her. 161 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,924 She's really... 162 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,559 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 163 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,999 -FINN: Excuse me. -Sorry. 164 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,334 -I'm s... I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm so sorry. I... 165 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:18,405 You were just standing there. I'm sorry I opened the door. 166 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,842 Opening a door doesn't require an apology either, so. 167 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,243 Yeah. 168 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,780 I'm so sorry. You probably want to use the restroom. 169 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,115 Oh, I do. Yeah. 170 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,349 -Yeah. Of course. -Yeah. 171 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:33,053 -Sorry. -(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 172 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,425 -(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) -* Yo, real quick I've been going to the top 173 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,028 * Yo, real quick, I'mma switch it from the spot 174 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,797 * Yo, real quick it I'mma cop it while it's hot 175 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,667 * Yo, real quick real, real real 176 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,735 * Hit it real quick 177 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,870 -Are you bored? -No. Why? 178 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,205 Well, you're on your phone at a party. 179 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,108 Right. Well, I didn't want to seem creepy, 180 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,744 you know, standing here just staring at people. 181 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,547 So I'm on my phone for the benefit of others, really. 182 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,749 Did you think I looked creepy 183 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,416 standing alone, not looking at my phone? 184 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,686 No. I thought you looked cool and mysterious. 185 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,920 Only I look creepy. 186 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,356 Well, for the record, I... I felt really weird. 187 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,559 Hence me forcing you to talk to me. 188 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:15,195 Well, I'm glad we can make each other feel less socially inept. 189 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,965 Yeah. It's good. It's a good thing. 190 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,067 Uh, I'm Finn, by the way. 191 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,570 -Mackenzie. (CHUCKLES) -FINN: Lovely to meet you. 192 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,705 MACKENZIE: How do you know Ally? FINN: I... I don't. 193 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,640 My friend Alex texted the person in his contacts 194 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,876 who does the most cocaine, and that's where he was going, 195 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:29,977 -and... -Oh, okay. 196 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,012 -FINN: Yeah. -Oh, wow. 197 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,915 Look at this beautiful baby right here. 198 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,149 FINN: This is Harrison. 199 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,619 This is Alex. These idiots are my friends. 200 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,820 Hi. 201 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,288 FINN: These fellows are, for the lack of a better word, 202 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,823 -on the prowl. -Sorry about that. 203 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,991 -Yeah. -They don't... 204 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,160 -My girlfriend died, but I'm over it. -Oh. 205 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,129 HARRISON: Should we get some drinks? 206 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,731 -FINN: Mmm-hmm. Yes. -Yes? 207 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,766 -Thank you. -HARRISON: Sorry. 208 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,902 -I swear to God, I'm here for moral support. -Mmm-hmm. 209 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,470 FINN: Yeah, I don't usually go out unless I absolutely have to. 210 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,471 Why would you? 211 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,774 I mean, the... The cons so outweigh the pros. 212 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,676 The only pro is that you could actually meet somebody. 213 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,913 Yeah, and of course the worst-case scenario is you could die. 214 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,380 -ALLY: Mackenzie. -That... 215 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,050 Sorry. Uh, I'm gonna... 216 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,385 Who the...is that? 217 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,287 I have been stuck outside the entire night 218 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,457 helping people get their friends in and guess who's in line. 219 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,826 I give up. 220 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,994 Evan. With a girl. 221 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,430 -Um, hello? -Oh, sorry. 222 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,198 What happened? Tell me again. 223 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,533 ALLY: Can we please sit? 224 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,702 -My feet are fucking killing me. -Okay. 225 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,042 (SIGHS) 226 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,346 -What are you doing? -Oh my God. 227 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,614 -What's happening? -My foot's asleep. 228 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,050 Oh, okay, what do you want me to do about it? 229 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,517 No, no, please help me. 230 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,688 -What do you... What do I do? Okay. -Just like shake it. 231 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,090 Like, do something. Like, please, like... 232 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,324 Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. 233 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,026 -Please. -How's that? Is that good? 234 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,527 -More. It really hurts. -Okay, okay. 235 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,296 -All right, all right. -I really, really hate it. 236 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,265 -Is that good? -More, more, more. 237 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,499 WOMAN 1: Is she jerking that guy off? 238 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,268 LUCAS: Oh, God. ALLY: It really, really hurts. 239 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,104 -I got you. I got you. -Evan's here. Evan just walked in. 240 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,508 (BLOWS RASPBERRIES) 241 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,715 I swear that girl he was with, 242 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,050 has gone on with every single one of my Hinge matches. 243 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,852 How do you know that? 244 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:22,690 Every guy I've hooked up with in the last two years follows her on Instagram. 245 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,257 It's not a coincidence. 246 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,959 -We're on the same dating algorithm. -She's really pretty, 247 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,795 so maybe it's the hot girl algorithm. 248 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,997 Mmm. She is really pretty. 249 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,398 Thank you for that. 250 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,133 She's also so young that her baby photos 251 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,335 were taken on a third-generation iPhone. 252 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,405 Thank God, I got scared it was a voice note again. 253 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,907 Found him. 254 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,275 FINN ON VIDEO: And how has the latest listeria outbreak affected you? 255 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,678 I no longer feel safe ordering a Chagacchino. 256 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,281 I don't... I don't get the joke. 257 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,483 I don't think it's a sketch. I think he's a journalist. 258 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,152 What? Let me see. 259 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,955 Wow. 260 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,456 He is a journalist. 261 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,425 So cool that you get like a real life meet-cute 262 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,527 at a party filled with my reply guys 263 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:04,397 and my only option tonight is like to fuck Lucas. 264 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,598 I consent. 265 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,435 Jake texted you. 266 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,370 I guess he's like obsessed with me. 267 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,341 Is that how he talks to you? 268 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,844 Yeah, I mean it's, you know, it's like our joke. 269 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:20,180 SPORTS COMMENTATOR: The average 35 points per game last year, 270 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,415 six assists and 10 rebounds. 271 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,451 Look out for him tonight. 272 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,020 (MUSIC PLAYING) 273 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,056 * Too cute, too stylish 274 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,558 * But I look like, turn the... 275 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,060 MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER: That's what I'm trying to explain to you, bro. 276 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,229 To maximize your potential, you've gotta hustle, grind... 277 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,698 Could I have a little more water, please? 278 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,768 Yeah, sure. 279 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,610 (TAP RUNNING) 280 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,850 -JAKE: Here you go. -Thanks. 281 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,857 (JAKE SIGHS) 282 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,392 I'm gonna sleep so good tonight. 283 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,862 Um, do you think maybe we could talk a little first? 284 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,098 Uh, okay. About what? 285 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,300 MACKENZIE: I don't know. I just... I feel like we've been doing this 286 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:17,070 for almost two years and I barely know you at all. 287 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,307 Yeah, sure. Um, what do you want to know? 288 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,309 Well, what do you want to do after you graduate? 289 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,344 Pass the bar. 290 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,578 O... Obviously, yeah. 291 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,414 What do you want to do after that? 292 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,149 Become the president. 293 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,652 (LAUGHS) 294 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,423 I'm sorry. 295 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,758 That's... That's amazing. 296 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,328 I'm sure you will, I'm sure you will. 297 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:43,897 I'm just so tired. 298 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,598 MACKENZIE: Yeah, yeah, we can just go to sleep. 299 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,534 (CLICKS) 300 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,008 He didn't offer you a sweatshirt? 301 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,244 That's far too intimate for him. 302 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,147 You look cute, like an off-duty model. 303 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,116 Hmm, more like an off-duty rat. 304 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,618 No, thank you, period. 305 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,555 Thank you, period. 306 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:13,160 I did not know people still used these things. 307 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,962 Well, my bank account 308 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:19,366 is in a pretty scary place, so I'm charging these, 309 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,768 for some extra cash. 310 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,970 This is a job? 311 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:27,007 I thought it was a YouTube thing like parkour, stealing. 312 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,977 (LAUGHS) Oh, so funny, Ally. 313 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,178 You know what? 314 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,479 Why don't you go ahead and get fucked, okay? 315 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,281 Because some people actually have to work to live. 316 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,348 Could you imagine that? 317 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,284 -There's one. -(SCREECHES) 318 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,486 Lucas! What the fuck? 319 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,954 Sorry. 320 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,023 (CARS BEEPING IN BACKGROUND) 321 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:46,293 (WHIRRING) 322 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,730 ALLY: You know, I'm a full-time student, 323 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,965 just like Mackenzie. 324 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,133 You never give her shit. 325 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,467 LUCAS: Well, the difference is 326 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,403 that Mackenzie goes to law school to become a lawyer, 327 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,438 and you are getting an MFA in fine art 328 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,041 to manipulate your parents into paying your rent. 329 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,109 Well, you're a Philistine. 330 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,176 -Wow. -That's not even true. 331 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,811 My parents only pay for my food. 332 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,014 Mmm-hmm. I heard you on the phone with your dad the other day, 333 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:11,218 telling him that Venmo is a cafe. That true? 334 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,552 That's what I thought. 335 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,055 Hmm. 336 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,925 Kenz, did you enjoy your night with the human vape pen? 337 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,327 You know, they give us their crumbs and we cherish them 338 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,962 -as though they were caviar. -ALLY: Yeah. We sure do. 339 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,397 I really think you need to message the hot journalist. 340 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,300 No, that is so cringe. I would never do that. 341 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,436 -ALLY: Oh, you would never do that? -No. 342 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,604 ALLY: Well, you told me to do it yesterday. 343 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,273 Where should we go for breakfast, guys? 344 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,641 I have to go to the library. 345 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,143 Even though it's my birthday? 346 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,344 It's not anymore. 347 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,947 Oh, so I don't get a full weekend. 348 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,781 Okay. Got it. 349 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,183 Cool. 350 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,185 LUCAS: Birthday's a day. 351 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,419 One day. 352 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,921 (CHUCKLES) 353 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,647 (SCOFFS) 354 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:27,961 (CHUCKLES) 355 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,539 (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 356 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,575 This does not count as us watching a movie together. 357 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,411 Just want to be clear about that. 358 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:47,880 Fuck. 359 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,217 -LUCAS: Your tapping is distracting. -(GASPS) 360 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,252 -No! -Yeah, send it. 361 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,586 You guys even know what's happening? 362 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,721 Uh, he's a schizophrenic 363 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,856 and it's been an illusion the whole time. 364 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,792 Yeah, and the friend is actually working for the cops. 365 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:03,663 We're watching Still Alice, so... 366 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,299 But why? 367 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,436 You know, everyone hates the texting stage, but I love it. 368 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,805 Feeling like every thought that comes into your head is worthy of sharing. 369 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,175 Mmm. I'll probably never see him again, though. 370 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,144 You know, he might be one of those serial texters 371 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,411 for all we know. 372 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,180 Hate those. 373 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,749 I only want to type that much if I'm getting graded, paid or fucked for it. 374 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,084 Jesus. 375 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,286 (PHONE RINGING) 376 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,288 He's FaceTiming me? 377 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,389 You have to answer. 378 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,424 I can't talk to him in real time. 379 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,492 He knows you're on your phone. 380 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,726 It's so fucked when people do this. 381 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,162 People should not be allowed to do this. 382 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,630 I agree. 383 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,267 You know, if you don't answer, he's going to think it's because you look bad. 384 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,634 But it is because I look bad. 385 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,737 I mean, who looks cute often enough for a cold FaceTime? 386 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,139 Ugh, God. 387 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,108 Hey. 388 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,142 FINN ON FACETIME: Hey there. 389 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:53,280 Yeah. Not much. Not much. 390 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,482 Just... 391 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,551 (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, I'm... I'm bad at FaceTime. 392 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,487 FINN ON FACETIME: You can't be bad at FaceTime. 393 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,956 No, you can, actually, and I can already tell that you're good at it, so. 394 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,758 FINN ON FACETIME: How? 395 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,628 Uh, well, 'cause you chose to do it, and... 396 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,230 And the way you're holding the phone, 397 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,266 you're not afraid of like what angle the camera will catch you at. 398 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,635 Right, right, right, right. 399 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:19,339 Um, well, okay, I'll let you off the hook soon. 400 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,174 I just need to know one thing. 401 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,745 What is your favorite restaurant? 402 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,015 Restaurant dates make me nervous. 403 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,917 FINN ON FACETIME: Uh, why... Why is that? 404 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,485 Everyone can tell you're on a first date 405 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,955 and they're trying to, you know, interpret how well it's going. 406 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,424 FINN ON FACETIME: Yeah, sounds fun. 407 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,226 The ordering is embarrassing. 408 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,960 One of us could order something in a certain way 409 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,263 and then the other one could just lose attraction immediately. 410 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,531 FINN ON FACETIME: That is true. We don't want that to happen. 411 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,966 Um, okay, okay. 412 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:50,537 Um, I can figure something out. I'll figure something out. 413 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,071 I don't love surprises. 414 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:56,209 FINN ON FACETIME: Mmm-hmm. Let me guess. They make you nervous? 415 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,011 -(FLUSHES) -(LIGHTS MATCH) 416 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,047 (TAP RUNNING) 417 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,155 MACKENZIE: Okay, I'm actually going now. Bye. 418 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,822 Love you. Have fun. 419 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,392 FITNESS SPEAKER ON TV: I swear, guys, doing this for 40 minutes a day 420 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,828 got my cheekbones to look so lifted. 421 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,965 I promise your body will know to stop shitting once you leave. 422 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,000 You just have... You just have to go. 423 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,309 I thought we said no dinner. 424 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,244 Well, it's not dinner in public. 425 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,612 I don't get it. 426 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,956 Mr. Grantham. 427 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,726 Please, follow me. 428 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,827 You're kidding me. 429 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,197 I wanted to do something special for you. 430 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,365 I promise you I'll do my best to stay attracted to you 431 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,933 -while you order. -Thank you. 432 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,535 (CHUCKLES) 433 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,936 And if anybody asks, 434 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,406 we're doing a special in the restaurant. 435 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,107 (LAUGHS) 436 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,481 I'm sorry we're closed for the night. 437 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,749 There's a table seated right there. 438 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,351 Uh, it's a private event. 439 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,720 This is an event? 440 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,656 Should we just like let them eat here, because it's kind of garnering 441 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,025 more attention than just regular eating in public. 442 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,427 No. Fuck 'em. 443 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,195 -It's for you. -(LAUGHS) 444 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,796 FINN: He was so funny. 445 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,566 I mean, he would stay up for hours, and hours, and hours just telling stories. 446 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,067 No one could light up a room like him. 447 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,903 How could you possibly know that Abraham Lincoln was funny? 448 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,705 FINN: I've read books on him. 449 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,141 Yeah, the fact that you've read multiple books on Abraham Lincoln 450 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176 and I haven't read a single book, period. 451 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,478 You must read law books. 452 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,948 Mmm. That's not really reading. It's soullessly absorbing words. 453 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,150 Well, what kind of laws that you want to practice? 454 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,686 -I'm mostly interested in city politics. -FINN: Mmm-hmm. 455 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,987 I don't know, just working on something 456 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,689 for years, and then seeing it affected into law, 457 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:53,960 and getting to watch it all play out in real life weirdly excites me. 458 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,629 It's obviously extremely boring and uninteresting 459 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,666 to talk about, not to mention a completely unoriginal career path, so. 460 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,501 Not to me. 461 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,837 You're the only person under 30 I know that's not trying to make a Forbes list. 462 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,138 Yeah, that's cause I'm a mediocre person. 463 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,107 FINN: Mediocre people don't know they're mediocre. 464 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,111 Seriously though, it's um... I think it's really impressive what you do. 465 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,547 What you do is really impressive. I could never do that. 466 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:18,050 Sure you could. It's so easy. Just ask me questions. 467 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,120 Okay. Let's see. 468 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,389 Okay. 469 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,225 What are your three favorite animals and why? 470 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:30,196 Really? Okay. Uh, first, I'd say the red panda. 471 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,198 I did a story on them about a year ago. 472 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,501 They're endangered and they're so cute. 473 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,868 (CHUCKLES) 474 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:40,807 And, um, second would probably be a golden retriever. 475 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:45,177 They're smart. They're loyal. Totally harmless creature. 476 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,779 Oh, and third? 477 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,014 Maybe a chimp. 478 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,649 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -'Cause they're almost human. 479 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,950 (MACKENZIE LAUGHS) 480 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,687 Well, the first represents how the world sees you. 481 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,089 The second is how you see yourself. 482 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,059 And the third is what you actually are. 483 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,728 Almost human. 484 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,795 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 485 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,798 -Wow, that's great. -(BOTH LAUGH) 486 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,601 Uh, you're in a forest. How do you feel? 487 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,503 I feel good. I like the trees. 488 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,572 Uh, I brought you here with me. 489 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,941 So that's nice. Comforting. 490 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,310 -That's how you feel about death. -FINN: Mmm. 491 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,078 How do you like your coffee? 492 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,114 I don't really care what it tastes like as long as it's hot. 493 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,350 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 494 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,984 Oh, no. Is coffee sex? 495 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:29,188 -Yeah, it is. Um, okay, last one. -(CHUCKLES) 496 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,724 You get flowers from the person you want them from most. 497 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,926 What are the flowers? 498 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,962 Probably white roses. 499 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,065 Hmm. That's the kind of relationship you want to have. 500 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,601 I'd say white roses are pretty traditional. 501 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,203 -What about you? -I think I said daisies. 502 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,072 I don't really remember. It was a long time ago. 503 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,808 This is my friend Ally's first-date icebreaker. 504 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,443 And how do you take your coffee? 505 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,379 Oh, yeah, I like it when it keeps me up all night. 506 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,780 You know what I mean? 507 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,314 And I like to switch it up a lot. 508 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:59,686 Drip, iced, lattes, you know, a lot of cream. 509 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,320 Mmm-hmm, yeah. 510 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,922 (BOTH LAUGH) 511 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,157 -I'd take my coffee that way, too. -MACKENZIE: Uh-huh. 512 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,527 (BOTH LAUGH) 513 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,729 MACKENZIE: I have a soft spot for the first table we ate at. 514 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:10,930 We were different people then. 515 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,332 FINN: Yeah, I like where we're at now. 516 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,902 It's the closest I've got to sitting next to you all night. 517 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,974 Oh, I forgot to take it off when I shower 518 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,611 and it's not like a real material. 519 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,813 Can I have it? 520 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,216 As collateral. So you'll see me again. 521 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,851 You have no idea how crazy it is to me that 522 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:35,722 you aren't 100% sure I would see you again. 523 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,157 You're in complete control of the situation. 524 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,560 I find that very hard to believe. 525 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,094 It's true. 526 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,464 You'll have to prove it. 527 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,225 LUCAS: Ooh. 528 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,226 ALLY: So cute. 529 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,295 Yeah, fancy. Did you get a booth? 530 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,665 He rented out the whole restaurant. 531 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,099 Sorry what? 532 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,468 What did you do to this guy? 533 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,702 I don't... I don't know. 534 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,936 He's made me realize that 535 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,439 no one has ever actually liked me before. 536 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,075 I, too, have come to the same realization about myself. 537 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,344 Well, that is so much. Why? 538 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:35,748 I told him that I was embarrassed to be on a first date in front of people. 539 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,416 (CLEARS THROAT) Pick me. 540 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,919 MACKENZIE: What? 541 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,655 I said how quirky and endearing of you. 542 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,525 Ally, why do you have that? 543 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:49,496 Oh, I didn't want to spend the entire day like worrying if I left it on at home. 544 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,898 Yeah. Seek help. 545 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,933 So did you guys fuck or what? 546 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,935 -Ew, Lucas. -Come on. 547 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,537 -Yeah, did you? -MACKENZIE: No. 548 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,139 But we have been sending the water drop emoji back and forth, 549 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,808 so I think it's gonna happen this weekend. 550 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,209 ALLY: Totally. 551 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:06,112 Wait, what does the water drop emoji have to do with sex? 552 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,279 Lucas. 553 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,282 It means wet, dude. 554 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,853 Fuck. 555 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,688 How are you neither old nor foreign? 556 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:18,825 It's bad. Really not good. 557 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,026 So when are you seeing him again? 558 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,561 MACKENZIE: On Friday. 559 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,662 Look at this. 560 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,737 That's amazing. 561 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,605 Do you know where he's gonna take you? 562 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,640 I don't know. 563 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,618 MACKENZIE: I'm going with Hawaii. 564 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,154 FINN: Malaysia. 565 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,526 Hawaii. Fuck. 566 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,895 I have never been so physically comfortable in my life. 567 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,564 -I can't move. -Mmm-mmm. 568 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,965 I refuse. 569 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,232 It would be so hard. 570 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:05,672 It would be like, like getting out of a jacuzzi. 571 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,439 But the towels are so far away. 572 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,875 They're just too far. 573 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,109 Mm. 574 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,144 Unfortunately, I need to pee. 575 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,480 -Okay. -Give me an assist. 576 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,649 FINN: Three, two, one. 577 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,051 -(FINN GRUNTS) -(LAUGHS) 578 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,030 MACKENZIE: Hi. 579 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,232 FINN: What? 580 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,801 Oh, what are you doing? 581 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,837 I'm protecting myself from what could be on your explore page. 582 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:38,905 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 583 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,673 Ooh, it could get bad. 584 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,842 I don't wanna see. No, no. 585 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,477 -Winston Churchill facts? -Mmm-hmm. 586 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:48,180 This is supposed to be insight into your worst interests. 587 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,549 -It is my worst interests. -No, that's not good enough. 588 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,450 -Look at mine. -Mmm-hmm. 589 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,085 Plastic surgery before and after pics, 590 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,687 'cause even my phone knows I need it. 591 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,623 -Shut up. -It's true. 592 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,457 Honestly, it sucks you have to look at me so much. 593 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,493 Honestly, it sucks that you don't get to look at you. 594 00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,439 Get out of here. 595 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,710 What was that? 596 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,312 I'm just pulling all the bad thoughts out of your head. 597 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,649 I got about 80%. 598 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,883 (CHUCKLES) 599 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,184 Still about 20 left, 600 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:28,154 but it's pretty good for the first round. 601 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,162 No one's ever been this sweet to me before. 602 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,697 FINN: Well, they're idiots. 603 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:44,704 Are you sure you're real and not like a 2004 Matthew McConaughey simulation? 604 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:47,139 I've never felt this way about somebody before. 605 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,144 And I've only had one serious girlfriend 606 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,947 and she cheated on me. 607 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:58,918 -So, yeah. -Hmm. Yeah, same here. 608 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,352 But he was really easy to get over. 609 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,989 He once memorized the entire Dark Knight opening monologue. 610 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,991 -That's lame. -(CHUCKLES) 611 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,959 See, you get how hard it is to trust people. 612 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,194 Yeah. 613 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,496 Yeah. 614 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,999 I was fucked long before that, though. 615 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,234 My mom left when I was a little kid. 616 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:21,708 And I don't know, I guess when your mom leaves, 617 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:27,213 you don't really expect anybody to stay for you, so. 618 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,648 Sorry, I can't imagine what that was like. 619 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,651 It's okay. 620 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:35,154 I didn't mean to trauma dump on you or anything, I just... 621 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,723 No, it's okay. 622 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,257 I um... 623 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:41,360 I really like you a lot. 624 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,663 I really like you a lot, too. 625 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:45,832 You do? 626 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,203 Speaking of... 627 00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:54,874 (SNIFFS) 628 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,080 You wanna open it? 629 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,414 Okay. 630 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:05,684 It's shiny now? 631 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:06,853 FINN: And gold. 632 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:08,855 And new. 633 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,657 And monogrammed. 634 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,691 MACKENZIE: Oh. 635 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,396 You know, you don't have to do stuff like this for me. 636 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,597 I know. 637 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,799 I want to. 638 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,635 And I got one for me, too. 639 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,737 -What? -Yeah. 640 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,372 (CHUCKLES) 641 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,941 -(GASPS) -Check it out. 642 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,677 Oh, my gosh. 643 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,513 -I don't know what to say. -Well, you don't have to say anything. 644 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,647 I want yours. 645 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,049 -FINN: You want mine? -MACKENZIE: You can wear mine. 646 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,751 FINN: That's cute. I want yours. 647 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,452 -Thank you. -Mmm. 648 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,955 PROFESSOR 1: Because A and B together 649 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:46,258 could transfer a fee simple within their own lifetimes 650 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,294 plus 21 years. 651 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,363 Oh, my time is up. 652 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,665 Remember, my office hours are extended this week. 653 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,068 And judging by today's performance, 654 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,570 I suggest many of you take advantage. 655 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,509 Okay, thank you. 656 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,345 (STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 657 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,818 Two left in a coma. One left confused. 658 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:14,987 The manhunt continues after hijacking suspects sped away. 659 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:17,356 That's all we have for tonight. Please stay tuned. 660 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,091 Melissa Grayheart's coming up next. 661 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,526 I love you, Mackenzie. 662 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,028 (GASPS) 663 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:24,931 MAN: What the fuck? -Well, it sounds like love is in the air. 664 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:28,100 They're dying and it was just like, there's so many people. 665 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:30,436 And I freaked out in my car. 666 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,271 (WOMAN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 667 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:35,574 (MACKENZIE CHUCKLES) 668 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:44,416 Why do all hot guys wrap towels around their waist? 669 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,318 -You think I'm hot? -You knew that already. 670 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:48,254 Don't you want your chest to dry, too? 671 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,656 It's a form of expressing masculinity. 672 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,859 Well, it's toxic. You're gonna catch a cold. 673 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,594 Anything for you, baby. 674 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,819 (PHONE RINGS) 675 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,788 (BEEPS) 676 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,624 Sorry, baby. I wasn't on my phone. 677 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,326 FINN ON FACETIME: You viewed my story. 678 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,996 Oh, I was only on there for like a minute before I saw that you texted. 679 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,998 -Sorry. -FINN ON FACETIME: Okay. 680 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:34,433 Well, hi, beautiful. 681 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,535 MACKENZIE ON FACETIME: Hold on. 682 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:44,110 FINN ON FACETIME: There she is. 683 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,777 (CHUCKLES) 684 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,979 MACKENZIE ON FACETIME: I'm so sleepy. 685 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,280 I just wanted to call and say goodnight. 686 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:49,615 So we're not gonna talk? 687 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,984 Uh, I wish, but I'm so tired. 688 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,653 Isn't it like 2:00 a.m. there? 689 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,156 Yeah, I stayed up all night just to talk to you. 690 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,991 And I'm live at 6:00. 691 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,893 What? Why did you do that? 692 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,628 Because I can't sleep without talking to you first. 693 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:03,930 Well, that's really sweet, 694 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,398 but just tell me next time, so I'm not unknowingly 695 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,434 keeping you awake, okay? 696 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,271 So we're not gonna talk? 697 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:14,040 No, I will. 698 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,142 FINN ON FACETIME: Remember when we used to stay up all night FaceTiming? 699 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,643 What... What happened to that? 700 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:20,279 Mmm, I think because we've been dating for a couple of months 701 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,314 and so we know each other now. 702 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,815 I just miss you so much. 703 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,284 MACKENZIE ON FACETIME: I miss you, too. 704 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,885 Mmm-mmm. 705 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,421 You know, 706 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:31,257 Mackenzie, I don't think I could live without you. 707 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:34,226 MACKENZIE ON FACETIME: Oh, I love you. 708 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,861 But you could live without me? 709 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,429 I didn't say that. 710 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:38,764 I mean, if I had to, I'd find a way, 711 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,199 but I wouldn't be happy about it. 712 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,001 FINN ON FACETIME: Promise me you'll never leave me. 713 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,102 I promise. 714 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,904 I love you forever. 715 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,240 Mackenzie! 716 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,742 What? What happened? 717 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,211 FINN ON FACETIME: Can you say it back? 718 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,213 Oh, I love you forever. 719 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,615 PROFESSOR 1: From the most to the least authoritative. 720 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,051 The first one being the U.S. Constitution. 721 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:02,921 This is the supreme law of the land, the Supremacy Clause. 722 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:05,024 Even federal statute can be challenged 723 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:09,061 as being unconstitutional in this legislation. 724 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,697 For homework tonight, I need you to all look 725 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,732 at the principal case very carefully. 726 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,402 That means highlight and take notes. 727 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:19,271 Pages S-51 through 87. 728 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,540 If you have any questions, you know... 729 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,483 (DIALTONE RINGING) 730 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,486 Hello? 731 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,188 FINN ON PHONE: Why didn't you answer my calls? 732 00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:38,157 I was in class. What happened? 733 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,292 Why are you ignoring me? 734 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,362 I was in class. What's going on? You're freaking me out. 735 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,097 Why didn't you leave class to answer? 736 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,433 I... I just... I didn't want to miss anything. 737 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,734 FINN ON PHONE: God forbid. 738 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,302 It's hard to believe you couldn't even text me back. 739 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,038 I was just, I was trying to focus. 740 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,172 What is going on? 741 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,574 I was trying to reach you for an hour and a half. 742 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:56,675 Okay, well I'm on the phone now. 743 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,310 Please tell me what's happening. 744 00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:00,646 I just wanted to check in on you. 745 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,048 MACKENZIE ON PHONE: You said there was an emergency. 746 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:04,683 Yeah, when I couldn't reach you for an hour and a half, 747 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:05,951 I was really worried. 748 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,019 Jesus, you scared me. 749 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:08,587 What could have happened? You know I'm in school. 750 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,422 I don't know. A fucking shooting? 751 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:11,857 (LAUGHS) 752 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,359 FINN ON PHONE: Why are you laughing? I was scared. 753 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,661 You get anxious when a person fucking sneezes. 754 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,730 Okay. Sorry. I was busy. 755 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,100 FINN ON PHONE: You were busy. Doing what? 756 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:24,270 I mean I'm sure they grant you some autonomy during your little class. 757 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:25,871 Why are you being such a dick? 758 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:28,474 FINN ON PHONE: Wow. I was fucking joking. 759 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,842 What exactly is the joke? 760 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:35,047 The joke is I have an extremely high pressure job 761 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:38,084 and I still manage to answer every single one 762 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,952 of your calls and texts, because you are my priority. 763 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,021 Finn, just because I don't answer my phone 764 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:45,724 when I'm busy doesn't mean you're not my priority. 765 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:48,227 You're on your phone 24/7. 766 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:51,463 And if you actually cared about me, you would answer... 767 00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:53,065 you would find a way to answer a call or a text. 768 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,201 That's all I'm saying, but instead I'm left 769 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:59,538 looking at 10 missed phone calls like a fucking idiot, 770 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:02,674 because you don't give a shit about me! 771 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,042 I have to go. Okay? 772 00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:07,113 I'll call you when I get home and you've calmed down. 773 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:10,582 (PHONE RINGING) 774 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:11,950 MACKENZIE: Oh my God. 775 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:17,189 Oh my God. Fucking stop. 776 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,361 Oh my God. 777 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,430 ALLY: So they basically say that men will get married 778 00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:25,997 to whoever they're with at the time 779 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,733 once they're ready to settle down. 780 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,802 But women wait to find the one they want to settle down with. 781 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:33,839 But anyone a guy is with, when he's ready, he'll just marry. 782 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,674 -MACKENZIE: Hi. -Hey. 783 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:39,178 Ally is really good at making drinks. 784 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:42,381 I taught myself last summer, so I'd have something going for me. 785 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,815 What are you doing here? 786 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,951 Oh. Uh, I mean, you weren't answering, 787 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:48,086 so I just stopped by to see if you were home 788 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,223 and Ally said you were probably out getting groceries. 789 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,293 Hey. 790 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:55,461 Um, I'm gonna change. 791 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,329 Will you come with me? 792 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:58,664 FINN: Yeah. 793 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,406 MACKENZIE: What are you... What are you doing here? 794 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,509 Well, we needed to talk and you didn't answer my calls. 795 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,311 How could you not care enough to even check in 796 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,945 to see how I was doing? 797 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:16,148 I told you I would call you when I got home and I just got home, so. 798 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,284 FINN: I mean, you haven't even tried to make me feel better. 799 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,153 I don't know what I'm supposed to say. 800 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:22,254 I just wanted to call 801 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:26,725 and make sure you were safe and tell you I love you. 802 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:29,027 Okay. I'm safe and I love you, too. 803 00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:31,062 Sure. (SCOFFS) 804 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:33,165 Doesn't sound like it. 805 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,734 (GRUNTS) 806 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,068 Finn, could we maybe just finish this tomorrow? 807 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:39,171 It's been a really long day. I'm tired. 808 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,606 -You're tired? -Yeah. 809 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:43,742 FINN: I walked all the way over here and waited for you like a dog, 810 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,777 so that we wouldn't go to sleep angry at each other. 811 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,813 Do you have no regard for my feelings whatsoever? 812 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,147 Honestly, I kind of feel 813 00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,849 like you don't really have any regard for my feelings 814 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,884 or the fact that I didn't invite you over. 815 00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,191 Where are you going? 816 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:00,259 Finn! 817 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,727 You, no... 818 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:03,595 What... What are you doing? 819 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:05,931 Oh my God! Why would you do that? 820 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,066 -FINN: Because you don't love me. -Yes, I do. 821 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,167 No, you don't. 822 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,670 MACKENZIE: Finn! Oh my God! 823 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:12,738 FRIEND ON FACETIME: What was that? 824 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,172 Ew, my roommate's having like 825 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:17,376 disgusting loud sex with her boyfriend. 826 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,411 Stop it. What are you doing? 827 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:20,746 What are you doing? 828 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,659 -You don't care about me. -Yes, I do. 829 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,294 Can we please move on? You're not being normal. 830 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,195 I'm not being normal, because I'm trying to express to you 831 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:40,666 the ways in which you are making me unhappy. 832 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,167 I think that that's pretty normal. 833 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,035 -I make you unhappy? -Yes, Mackenzie. 834 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,671 You make me want to kill myself. 835 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,507 Jesus, what? That is so extreme. 836 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,808 If I treated you the way that you treat me, 837 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:52,043 you'd want to kill yourself too. Trust me. 838 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,612 Will you please stop saying stuff like that? 839 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:54,680 You're scaring me. 840 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,982 What a monster I am. 841 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,117 Taking you to all these dinners, 842 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,852 inviting you to all these parties 843 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,188 you'd never be invited to in the first place, 844 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,823 flying you places. 845 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:08,827 My entire life revolves around you, Mackenzie, 846 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,028 and you don't give a fuck! 847 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,031 I... I never asked you for anything. 848 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,533 FINN: Yeah, well, you don't do shit for me. 849 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,536 I mean seriously, name one thing you've done for me. 850 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:18,770 I'm not gonna like sit here and... 851 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,539 And list off things that I've done. 852 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:21,740 I feel like I'm a loving person. 853 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,309 (CHUCKLES) Because you can't name one. 854 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,843 Because I'm confused. 855 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:29,080 (SOBS) I... I thought we were like amazing. 856 00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:30,181 Of course, you feel like that, 857 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,684 because I treat you really well. 858 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,085 I treat you like gold. 859 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,323 And you treat me like a pile of shit. 860 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:41,092 Fuck this. I'm walking into traffic. 861 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,497 Finn? 862 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:49,968 Finn! Oh my God. 863 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,136 No one's like loved me. 864 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,905 -Finn! Oh my God. -FINN: Just let me die. 865 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,607 -Oh my God. -Let me die. 866 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:56,842 What? 867 00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,377 FINN: What? 868 00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:04,316 (FINN SIGHS AND SOBS) 869 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,685 -FINN: I can't do anything right. -Oh. 870 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,754 FINN: I am fucking stupid! 871 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,122 -No, no... -FINN: I can't do anything right. 872 00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:11,990 No, no, no, baby. 873 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:13,392 PROFESSOR 1: Okay, we're gonna go over 874 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:16,728 the types of legislation now in hierarchy, from the most 875 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,029 to least authoritative. 876 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:22,368 Okay, so the first one being the U.S. Constitution. 877 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:23,602 The supreme law of the land. 878 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,371 It's a policy clause. 879 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:27,973 Even federal statutes in this legislation 880 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,910 can be challenged as being unconstitutional. 881 00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:34,312 Okay, number two, federal statutes. 882 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,749 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 883 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,284 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 884 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,719 I'm really sorry. 885 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,320 Third one is treaties. 886 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,722 A diplomatic instrument. 887 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:46,124 It's compact between nations. 888 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,026 It may have incidental side effects 889 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:50,629 as federal legislation. 890 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:54,299 The fourth type of legislation is state constitutions. 891 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,368 Here it's more likely to deal with at length 892 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,103 in a very specific term. 893 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:01,773 Subjects like school and police administration, 894 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:06,044 lotteries, state and municipal budgeting, 895 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:09,114 tenure of civil service employees, etc. 896 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,516 The Supreme Court of the U.S. 897 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:14,553 is not superior in authority to state courts on questions 898 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,388 of local state law. 899 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,425 Number five. State statutes. 900 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,127 The effectiveness of a state statutory provision 901 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,029 may be challenged in court 902 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:26,331 that it violates some prohibition 903 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,366 in the U.S. Constitution. 904 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,202 -Okay, and... -(SHAKING) 905 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:33,204 -Ow. -You're so sensitive. 906 00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:35,140 How else do you expect me to do this? 907 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,709 Slower and quieter, maybe? 908 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,611 (RATTLING) 909 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:42,180 Okay. That's okay. 910 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,083 Now you're just being rude. 911 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,188 What the fuck? 912 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,157 Oh. Oh, this. 913 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:54,059 ALLY: Yeah. LUCAS: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't even notice this. 914 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,761 ALLY: Wildly unnecessary. 915 00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:58,363 I'm sorry, but he is so fucking corny. 916 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,266 It's a lot of flower water, which gets very stinky. 917 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,735 In two days this will be just stinky flower water. 918 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,336 Okay, Kenz, can you do me a favor? 919 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,305 -What's up? -Can you check my close friends 920 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:08,574 and just tell me if it's obvious 921 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:09,741 I'm posting on it for my crush. 922 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,443 Lucas said I look desperate. 923 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:15,113 Very desperate. I've never seen anyone use that feature to pout before. 924 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,214 (TYPING) 925 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,349 ALLY: Are you kidding? Lit doesn't count as a word. 926 00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:21,186 This is everything that's wrong with our culture. 927 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:24,456 -Literally always been a word. -Babe, come on. 928 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:25,791 -LUCAS: Kenz? -What? 929 00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,693 LUCAS: You solving a mystery over there, or what's going on? 930 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:29,227 No, I'm just... I'm just messaging Finn. 931 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,896 It's, um, it's easier on my laptop 932 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,163 'cause then my thumbs don't hurt. 933 00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:35,400 Uh, what's going on? Is everything okay? 934 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,069 MACKENZIE: It will be. We got into our first fight last night. 935 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,437 I think that maybe I've been taking him 936 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,674 for granted a little bit and he's feeling insecure. 937 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:43,809 LUCAS: Does he feel insecure, 938 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:46,044 because you guys are together all the time 939 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,212 and then when you're not together 940 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:48,914 you're also still talking? 941 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:50,916 ALLY: I get it. 942 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,251 I once got upset at Cody, because he got up before me on a Sunday morning 943 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,020 and then never came back in to cuddle. 944 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:57,689 I just walked out and he was sitting there on his phone. 945 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:00,091 Like, are you joking? 946 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:02,393 If you're not gonna do therapy, 947 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:05,497 can you at least look at the TikToks I send you? 948 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:06,765 Lit is a word, by the way. 949 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,999 Oh. 950 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,167 Yeah, yeah. 951 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,268 ALLY: I hate myself. 952 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,303 You should. You actually should. 953 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:13,271 I have to go. 954 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,473 -ALLY: What, you just got here. -Sorry. 955 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:19,377 Fuck! I mean, fuck. 956 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:21,780 LUCAS: Ooh, could you get me some allergy meds? 957 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,481 (SIGHS) 958 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,751 "Lit isn't a word, babe." 959 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,553 Did you just lower your own man voice 960 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:28,687 to imitate me? 961 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,222 (SIREN WAILING IN BACKGROUND) 962 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,191 I'm... I'm really sorry that I made you feel that way. 963 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,760 I just don't want you to do things 964 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,161 that are gonna make you resent me. 965 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,329 You're making me feel really bad. 966 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:40,031 MACKENZIE: I'm not trying to make you feel bad. 967 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:43,001 -I just... -No, I know I thought we were gonna forget about last night. 968 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:46,037 No, we are. It's just... 969 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,539 It's a little hard for me to brush past you 970 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:49,975 saying I make you want to kill yourself. 971 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,277 I don't know what got into me. 972 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,482 I think I was trying to sabotage us. 973 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:58,917 Why? 974 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,820 Because sometimes I think you're too good to be true and I'm scared 975 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,655 you're gonna leave me. 976 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:04,690 (SIGHS) 977 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,727 I'm not going anywhere. 978 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,461 -You promise? -Yes. 979 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:14,499 I think you're the first person 980 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,569 -that's like ever seen me like that. -Really? 981 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,805 Yeah. I mean, I used to get these panic attacks 982 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,139 when I was like 10. 983 00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:23,074 Is that when your mom left? 984 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:24,910 FINN: It was more my dad. 985 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:27,112 He really struggled a lot when my mom left. 986 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:31,549 And it sounds stupid. 987 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:34,119 It sounds really stupid. I can't believe I'm telling you this. 988 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,954 The first panic attack happened 989 00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:37,088 after I begged my dad 990 00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:39,891 to let me have a sleepover with my friends. 991 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:43,895 All the kids in my elementary school class would have 'em. 992 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:45,363 Their moms would be there setting it up. 993 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,666 After begging my dad for a really long time, 994 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,635 he finally let me have one. 995 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,502 When they came over, 996 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,571 I had realized that my dad forgot. 997 00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:57,442 And there was nothing set up. 998 00:42:57,475 --> 00:43:00,078 There was no food and the house was dirty. 999 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:01,780 We all just sat there, and within an hour, 1000 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:02,981 they all called their moms 1001 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,783 and asked them to pick them up. 1002 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,218 And so I just... 1003 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,587 I had a panic attack. 1004 00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:10,789 Baby. 1005 00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:14,559 That's so sad. 1006 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,628 You know how precious you are to me. 1007 00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:20,398 You don't hate me, do you? 1008 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,500 Of course not. 1009 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:25,070 You know, this is what love is. 1010 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:29,207 You see someone through their worst moments. 1011 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,109 FINN: Can you do me a favor? 1012 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:33,078 MACKENZIE: Anything. 1013 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,781 Can you delete our text messages? 1014 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:36,815 Sure. 1015 00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:39,084 I'm just so embarrassed. 1016 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,485 No, it's okay. Don't be. 1017 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:43,822 You really still love me? 1018 00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:45,056 MACKENZIE: Yes. 1019 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:47,525 You are the best boyfriend in the whole world. 1020 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,097 FINN: I love you forever. 1021 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,598 I love you forever. 1022 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,103 (LAUGHS) 1023 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:01,006 First of all, you guys, she likes karaoke. 1024 00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:03,408 So, like already I'm superior. 1025 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,510 Because I have the self-awareness to not sing in public. 1026 00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:07,378 -Sure. -ALLY: No offense, Lucas. 1027 00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:08,579 LUCAS: What's second of all? 1028 00:44:08,613 --> 00:44:10,481 Second of all, is I did some light stalking. 1029 00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:13,018 Like she's never written one of her own captions in her entire life. 1030 00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:14,920 It's so obvious. 1031 00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:19,224 See this? It's absolutely insane. 1032 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,259 Every post has a different personality. 1033 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,028 I mean, she's outsourcing. 1034 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:24,696 Like this has a full writers' room. 1035 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:25,764 Mmm-hmm. 1036 00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:26,798 LUCAS: Ooh, yes. 1037 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,634 -Got the res for Saturday, so. -ALLY: For where? 1038 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,002 Chez Louis. 1039 00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:32,137 Ugh, I knew you were gonna say that. 1040 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,839 I hate when you pretend you're in Paris. 1041 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:34,906 It makes me so nauseous. 1042 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,908 -What's Saturday? -The reunion. 1043 00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:38,143 Oh, fuck, that's right. 1044 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,444 What reunion? 1045 00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:41,913 Some people from our college dining club are in town. 1046 00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:43,114 You're not gonna flake, are you? 1047 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,216 No, of course not. 1048 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:47,953 What's dining club? 1049 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,188 You guys do dinners? 1050 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,957 Yeah, and we talk about things. 1051 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,026 Oh, what kind of things? 1052 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:58,496 World events, life, thoughts, 1053 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:03,068 religion, politics, sports, sex. 1054 00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:04,602 So, so dinner. 1055 00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:05,904 -Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 1056 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,705 That's the most pretentious shit I've ever heard in my life. 1057 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,640 -Wow. -Wow. 1058 00:45:09,674 --> 00:45:10,909 No, it's not. 1059 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:13,845 It's... It's not pretentious, actually. It's quite nuanced. 1060 00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:16,114 No, it's definitely pretentious. Thank you. 1061 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,750 No. It sounds fun, sounds fun. 1062 00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:20,786 Do you wanna come? 1063 00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:22,720 No, seriously. 1064 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:24,422 Could he, you think? 1065 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:28,794 Could he come to our college club reunion? 1066 00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,328 I don't know if you would enjoy yourself. 1067 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:33,131 It's gonna be like a lot of dumb reminiscing and... 1068 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,232 LUCAS: Yeah, it's fine. 1069 00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:36,802 It's not that fun. It's like... Like... 1070 00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:39,270 I mean, it was really hard to get a table, 1071 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:42,707 but I'm sure I could ask if we could have one more. 1072 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,110 Might only need one chair for the two of you. 1073 00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,544 You know? (CHUCKLES) 1074 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,613 You guys, it's... It's fine. 1075 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:50,849 Seriously, you do your thing. 1076 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:52,984 -Are you sure, baby? -Yeah, I don't need to be there. 1077 00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:54,352 I really don't. 1078 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,990 Aren't you just the sweetest thing in the world? 1079 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:02,660 You're so sweet. 1080 00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,336 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERs) 1081 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:17,008 What's this? 1082 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:18,743 MACKENZIE: What does it look like? It's a sleepover. 1083 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,046 Actually, if... If I do say so myself, it's... 1084 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:23,181 It's kind of the perfect sleepover. 1085 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,350 We've got snacks. We've got video games. 1086 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:27,352 We've got, oh, it's a little off-brand, 1087 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:29,855 -but we've got shrooms. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1088 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,257 Listen, I know... I know that sometimes I can like 1089 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,458 get in my own head 1090 00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:35,393 and it might seem like I don't appreciate you 1091 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,362 or I'm not grateful for you, but I really am. 1092 00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:39,530 And... And I think about you all the time. 1093 00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:41,432 And I've already cried twice thinking about you 1094 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,269 as a little boy at that sleepover, so. 1095 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,572 You're all I need. 1096 00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:49,107 Sorry if I ever made you feel otherwise. 1097 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,541 No, I'm sorry it took me this long 1098 00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:53,011 to do something nice for you. 1099 00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:57,849 You're not gonna get rid of me that easy, okay? 1100 00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:03,221 -You want to do shrooms? -Yeah. 1101 00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:04,522 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1102 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:05,957 FINN: I know you didn't know this about me before, 1103 00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:07,625 'cause I don't like to bring it up like early on. 1104 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,294 -I don't like to show off. -MACKENZIE: What? 1105 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,496 FINN: But I'm the best Pikachu in the world. MACKENZIE: Oh, are you? 1106 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:12,663 FINN: I'm the best in the world. 1107 00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:13,999 Like, actually, I'm the best in the world. 1108 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:15,500 (MACKENZIE LAUGHING) 1109 00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:17,268 FINN: Like, they call it "edgeguarding". I call it "hating". 1110 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,836 I am the best. 1111 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,471 I'm actually the best Pikachu in the world. 1112 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:21,940 Like, you can't beat the graph. You can't beat the grab. 1113 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,408 No, I really can't, actually. 1114 00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:25,043 -You can't beat the grab. -I'm sorry. It's like, it's... It's not fair. 1115 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:27,879 -Cheers. -It's the most underrated dessert, right? 1116 00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:29,915 By far. 1117 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,920 -Tickle monster. -No. 1118 00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,721 Get a little tickle, man. 1119 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,326 You're so nasty, ugh. 1120 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,760 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1121 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:47,432 -Ugh, I feel so sick. -Really? 1122 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:49,167 I feel amazing. 1123 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,402 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1124 00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:05,616 I really need to brush my teeth, 1125 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,618 but I'm too cozy to move. 1126 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:12,357 (CHUCKLES) 1127 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,527 Oh, where are you going? 1128 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,496 Oh, no, no, don't go. 1129 00:48:20,265 --> 00:48:21,799 (CHUCKLES) 1130 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,076 (CHUCKLES) 1131 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:38,316 What the fuck? 1132 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:40,151 Anything for my princess. 1133 00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:46,624 (BRUSHING) 1134 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,859 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1135 00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:54,699 (SLURPS AND SWISHES) 1136 00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,673 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1137 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,180 Mmm-mmm. 1138 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:11,816 -I have to get ready. -Mmm-mmm. 1139 00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:14,552 I have to get ready, I'm sorry. 1140 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:16,254 -(CHUCKLES) -Mmm-mmm. 1141 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,422 -Yeah. -Mmm-mmm. 1142 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,789 It's time. 1143 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,594 Mmm-mmm. Sorry. 1144 00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,563 -Let go. -Mmm-mmm. 1145 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:27,165 I'm gonna be late for dinner. 1146 00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,900 Oh, for the geniuses who think they invented dinner. 1147 00:49:29,934 --> 00:49:30,768 (CHUCKLES) 1148 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,970 -Ah, yes, of course. -Thank you. 1149 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:35,006 Please, my lady. 1150 00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:41,246 I really wish we were spending my last night together. 1151 00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:42,447 I know, I do too. 1152 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,415 But you'll only be gone for a week 1153 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:46,451 and I will be back right after dinner. 1154 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,885 We'll only have an hour. 1155 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:49,287 MACKENZIE: We'll have all night, baby. 1156 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,923 FINN: You're going to be home at 10:00 and in bed by 11:00. 1157 00:49:52,957 --> 00:49:53,858 Which is fine. 1158 00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:55,760 I just need to manage my expectations. 1159 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,895 I'm sorry, you're right. I... I don't know what time I'll be home, 1160 00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:01,599 but it won't be late and we'll have the morning, 1161 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,368 and the rest of our lives. 1162 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,236 -(CHUCKLES) -FINN: Fine. 1163 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,274 MACKENZIE: I wish I could stay home with you. 1164 00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:11,442 I don't really see them a lot, and embarrassingly enough, 1165 00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:12,510 they were like the only thing 1166 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:13,678 that got me through school, so. 1167 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,046 You didn't like college? 1168 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,847 Not really. It was kind of a difficult time for me. 1169 00:50:16,881 --> 00:50:18,883 -Why? -MACKENZIE: I had this professor 1170 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,519 he would ask me to come to his office all the time, 1171 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,088 and then he started pouring me drinks there, 1172 00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:27,492 and I mean, it was very cliche in a lot of ways, 1173 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,194 but I just... I never really thought 1174 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:30,561 he would try anything. 1175 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,463 I really looked up to him and... 1176 00:50:32,497 --> 00:50:34,365 but he did... He did try to kiss me one day 1177 00:50:34,399 --> 00:50:39,504 and then I rejected him, and I didn't feel unsafe, you know? 1178 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,839 But um, he just... 1179 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,275 He got really hostile with me in class after that, 1180 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:45,976 so I went and I told the counselor, 1181 00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:47,512 like you're supposed to do on campus, 1182 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,480 and before I knew it, he was fired, 1183 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,782 and somehow everyone knew it was because of me. 1184 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:53,784 FINN: What a piece of shit. 1185 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:57,555 Yeah, it was just... I don't know, it was shitty. 1186 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,789 All the students really loved him 1187 00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:00,991 and it felt like it was all my fault. 1188 00:51:01,025 --> 00:51:01,892 I'm so sorry. 1189 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:05,296 -It's okay. You're so sweet. -No. 1190 00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:08,099 Listen, I'm just gonna go for the minimum amount of time 1191 00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:11,502 and then I will run back to cuddle and kiss. 1192 00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:13,238 Okay? 1193 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:14,472 Just wait, one more thing. 1194 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:16,307 -I have to tell you one more thing. -What? 1195 00:51:16,341 --> 00:51:18,343 I love you forever. 1196 00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:20,945 Animals sleep on the ground, because they don't have another option. 1197 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:23,481 We want a comfortable place, but we just assume they don't? 1198 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:24,715 It's preposterous. 1199 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:27,185 There should be animal beds every few miles. 1200 00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:29,787 Actually, humans are supposed to sleep on the floor. 1201 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,290 We could just put a mattress out in the woods. It'll rot. 1202 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,592 I think an animal's more likely to choke on a mattress spring 1203 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:36,294 rather than sleep on a mattress. 1204 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:37,628 (SMACKS LIPS) 1205 00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:39,530 Yes, that will do. 1206 00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:41,232 No, Ally, you would test the elements. 1207 00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:43,701 If you... if anyone actually cared about animals, 1208 00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:45,303 they'd figure this out. 1209 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,404 But no, of course not. 1210 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:48,939 We have our top minds creating AI code 1211 00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:51,709 that turns a photo of you into a Renaissance painting. 1212 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:54,379 (SCOFFS) Like mine wasn't even good. 1213 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:57,081 I think it's very sweet that you want to make beds for deer. 1214 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,416 Yeah, 'cause everything's perfect. 1215 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:01,051 There's no more sexism, racism, genocide. 1216 00:52:01,085 --> 00:52:02,920 All unhoused people are taken care of. 1217 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,689 And the last thing to figure out 1218 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:06,824 is a comfortable night's sleep for a raccoon. 1219 00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,693 -Um, you can't smoke here. -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1220 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:11,229 LUCAS: Oh, I know, it's just for the aesthetic. 1221 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:12,530 Cigarettes are disgusting. 1222 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:14,699 But it's very French. 1223 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:16,567 ALLY: Oh, and explain sanpaku to them. 1224 00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:18,102 FRIEND: So, sanpaku is when you have, 1225 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,238 you see the whites of your eyes below. 1226 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:22,740 I think like the hottest have them. I have that. 1227 00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:24,008 LUCAS: I don't have sanpaku eyes. 1228 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:25,643 But I do have a mild case of... 1229 00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:27,111 FRIEND: It's just, you can't really see right now. 1230 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,813 Hey, hey, no phones. You know the rules. 1231 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:30,348 Sorry. Sorry, I'm just texting. 1232 00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:32,317 ALLY: I just feel like now that I'm 26 I can't like cry 1233 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,551 and have it feel like... 1234 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:35,920 Sorry, okay. Thank you. 1235 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:39,390 FRIEND: So I brought Julie to my, you know, 1236 00:52:39,424 --> 00:52:40,791 my little thing that I do every week. 1237 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,493 She didn't speak. She didn't mutter a word. 1238 00:52:42,527 --> 00:52:45,730 I was like, "Why should I bring you here, you're like a dead corpse?" 1239 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,097 I'd rather not have friend... 1240 00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:49,500 I'd rather act like I didn't have friends. 1241 00:52:49,534 --> 00:52:51,068 Silent but sweet, like silent but sweet. 1242 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,471 But like instead, I bring Julie. 1243 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,839 ALLY: You get it, right? 1244 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:57,908 I think it's just like, I just think it's so obvious. 1245 00:52:57,942 --> 00:53:00,978 Like okay, so then you have someone like... 1246 00:53:01,546 --> 00:53:03,781 Finn, what is going on? 1247 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:04,849 I should be asking you that. 1248 00:53:04,882 --> 00:53:06,384 MACKENZIE ON PHONE: Asking me what? 1249 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:09,220 I'm at dinner and I look up to see your friend spying on me. 1250 00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:10,988 FINN ON PHONE: Harrison's not spying on you. 1251 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,224 He texted me a photo about running into there. 1252 00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:15,626 Okay, well then, why wouldn't he just come up and say hi to me 1253 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,428 like a normal person? 1254 00:53:17,462 --> 00:53:18,896 Because he's shy. 1255 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:19,897 (SCOFFS) 1256 00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,232 And plus, if you weren't doing anything wrong, 1257 00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:23,167 then what's wrong with him taking a photo of you? 1258 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,903 I really should not have to explain why that's bothersome. 1259 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,106 Is Lucas there? 1260 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:31,409 Why are you asking me that like you didn't just see a photo of us 1261 00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:32,877 at the same table? 1262 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,445 Well, you're sitting awfully close to him, don't you think? 1263 00:53:34,479 --> 00:53:36,046 You mean next to him? 1264 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,415 Yeah, yeah, Finn, 1265 00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:40,851 I'm sitting next to my friend at a dinner table. This is crazy. 1266 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:41,986 FINN ON PHONE: Don't call me crazy. 1267 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:44,121 Don't even insinuate that I am crazy, 1268 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:47,425 because you have no idea what goes on in my head. 1269 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,459 Okay. 1270 00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:51,762 Okay, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 1271 00:53:51,796 --> 00:53:53,531 I just find it disrespectful, that's all. 1272 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,032 You find what disrespectful? 1273 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,200 FINN ON PHONE: That you're so close to a guy 1274 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,569 who's obviously in love with you. 1275 00:53:58,603 --> 00:53:59,670 (CHUCKLES) 1276 00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,472 Lucas is not in love with me. 1277 00:54:01,506 --> 00:54:03,841 I see things that you don't, okay? 1278 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,878 Imagine how you would feel if I left you alone to go to dinner 1279 00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:09,146 with some girl you knew was in love with me. 1280 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,715 Yeah, that would be really shitty, 1281 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,216 but that's not what's happening. 1282 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:15,786 The only women that have my number are women that I work with, 1283 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,822 'cause I changed it when we met, 1284 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:20,825 so that you would never feel uncomfortable. 1285 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,593 Like what have you done for me? 1286 00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:24,094 (CHUCKLES) What? 1287 00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:26,096 FINN ON PHONE: Yeah, but you don't even post me anymore. 1288 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,465 I barely post. 1289 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,134 And I planned a whole night for you 1290 00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:31,502 like two days ago. 1291 00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:33,538 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 1292 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:37,675 The sleepover? Mackenzie, that is embarrassing. I'm an adult. 1293 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,844 Okay, well, I'm sorry I'm a normal person 1294 00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:42,079 and not a producer on The Bachelor. 1295 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:46,484 I can't. I have to go, okay? 1296 00:54:46,517 --> 00:54:47,552 I have to go. 1297 00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:48,953 Are you seriously gonna hang up? 1298 00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,921 I'm not hanging up. I'm telling you that I'm leaving. 1299 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,189 There's a difference, okay? 1300 00:54:52,222 --> 00:54:53,424 FINN ON PHONE: Go. Have fun! 1301 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:57,061 I'll be sitting here doing nothing like always! 1302 00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:58,729 MACKENZIE ON PHONE: Yeah, rest assured, 1303 00:54:58,763 --> 00:55:00,865 it will be nearly impossible for me to have fun after this conversation. 1304 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:03,734 FINN ON PHONE: Why are you being so mean to me? 1305 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:06,837 I don't get it! I'm so nice to you! 1306 00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:08,973 You should be treating me like a king! 1307 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:11,141 You know how many women would wanna date me? 1308 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:14,144 Any other guy would be texting girls 1309 00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:15,746 and probably cheating on you. 1310 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:16,981 On you especially. 1311 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:18,416 What is that supposed to mean? 1312 00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:20,685 Mackenzie, we never have sex. 1313 00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:22,119 We have sex. Since when is this an issue? 1314 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,320 FINN ON PHONE: Since always. 1315 00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,122 Am I the only one in this relationship? 1316 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,057 My friends think it's so fucked up 1317 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,426 the way that you treat me. 1318 00:55:28,459 --> 00:55:30,528 I mean, their girlfriends have sex with them every day. 1319 00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:32,162 What? They said that? 1320 00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:34,298 I think you've given me head like twice. 1321 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,265 I hate this so much. 1322 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:36,867 Why are you doing this right now? 1323 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:38,135 Well, because it's a problem. 1324 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,904 We can have sex more. Okay? 1325 00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:41,138 We'll have sex more. 1326 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,173 What do you want me to do about this right now? 1327 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:46,176 All I want you to know is that I'm not happy or satisfied. 1328 00:55:46,210 --> 00:55:48,613 Well, I'll fucking blow you when I get home, okay? 1329 00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:49,980 Are you happy now? 1330 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:53,317 I hate my life! Jesus! 1331 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,719 Script of True West? 1332 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:56,987 Well, I rewrote it. I had rewritten it 1333 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,088 and I just thought that we could like 1334 00:55:58,122 --> 00:56:00,958 put on a production in the apartment. 1335 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:02,760 -It was good. -ALLY: Can you pass me that? 1336 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,028 I'm sorry to interrupt. 1337 00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,063 Is one of you Mackenzie? 1338 00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,565 Yeah. 1339 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:08,833 Your boyfriend's on the phone. 1340 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:11,436 MACKENZIE: Oh, my God. 1341 00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:12,537 I'm... I'm so sorry. 1342 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:13,971 I'll call him back from my phone. 1343 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:16,807 That's... Sorry about that. 1344 00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:17,942 Seriously, what is happening? 1345 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:20,210 He's locked out of his apartment. 1346 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:28,953 (DIALTONE RINGING) 1347 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,255 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1348 00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:32,857 It's not a big deal. Calm down. 1349 00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:35,460 No, I have to go. This is so twisted. 1350 00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:37,762 I just wanted to talk. Stop freaking out. 1351 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,564 You're the one who's freaking out! 1352 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,800 Relax. Breathe. It's okay. 1353 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:46,270 What do you want? 1354 00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:48,706 I wanna know if you still want to be with me. 1355 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,140 Yes, I do. 1356 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:52,042 Just stop, please stop. 1357 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:53,611 FINN ON PHONE: What's taking so long? 1358 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:55,012 When are you gonna be home? 1359 00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,747 Twenty minutes. 1360 00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:58,282 FINN ON PHONE: Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes. 1361 00:56:58,315 --> 00:57:01,519 I'm turning off my phone. We don't get along right now. 1362 00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:08,859 Hey, you okay? 1363 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:09,994 Oh, yeah. 1364 00:57:10,027 --> 00:57:14,198 I... I'm fine. 1365 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,300 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1366 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:04,615 Hong Kong. 1367 00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:09,520 What do you think? 1368 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,690 I don't know. 1369 00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:14,258 What's wrong? 1370 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,360 What? Nothing. 1371 00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:18,696 Everything's fine. 1372 00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:19,897 How is it fine? 1373 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:22,066 Because it is. 1374 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:23,668 You don't think that you'd be better off without me? 1375 00:58:23,701 --> 00:58:25,135 MACKENZIE: No. 1376 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:26,837 'Cause I have problems. 1377 00:58:26,871 --> 00:58:28,272 MACKENZIE: I don't think that. 1378 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:30,908 And that all I do is cause you trouble. 1379 00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:33,077 It's not true. 1380 00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:35,713 And I'm sorry if me hanging out with Lucas upsets you. 1381 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:36,781 I can understand that. 1382 00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:39,316 But you can't just be breaking shit. 1383 00:58:39,784 --> 00:58:41,051 It's my shit. 1384 00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:42,753 I paid for it. 1385 00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:48,158 Besides, what the fuck do you care anyway? 1386 00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:53,063 Look, maybe I should... Maybe I should move my week around. 1387 00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:54,364 -No. -So I can stay longer. 1388 00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:57,434 No, no, I... I have so much work to do. 1389 00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:59,870 Honestly, it would just be you waiting around again. 1390 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:01,505 FINN: I don't wanna leave 1391 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,240 when we're on these terms with each other. 1392 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:04,474 Everything's fine. Seriously. 1393 00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:06,143 Nothing's changed. You should go on your trip. 1394 00:59:06,176 --> 00:59:08,245 We're good. I promise. 1395 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,582 Well, now it feels like you're trying to get rid of me. 1396 00:59:11,616 --> 00:59:12,783 MACKENZIE: (SCOFFS) What? 1397 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:14,619 No. 1398 00:59:14,652 --> 00:59:17,454 I'm... I'm not. 1399 00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:18,355 Something's up. 1400 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,824 MACKENZIE: You're just being paranoid. 1401 00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:23,127 And... And I'm... I'm... I'm gonna get a new number today. 1402 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,662 You don't have to do that. 1403 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:25,763 MACKENZIE: I want to. 1404 00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:27,665 Cause I... I just, I wanna make you feel as secure 1405 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,300 as you make me feel. 1406 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,736 You promise you don't look at me differently? 1407 00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:33,604 MACKENZIE: I promise. 1408 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:36,741 FINN: I hate being away from you. All I do is think about you. 1409 00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:38,275 I'm so lucky. 1410 00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:39,810 Nobody has what we have. 1411 00:59:39,844 --> 00:59:41,679 It's so special. 1412 00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:42,713 So real. 1413 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,482 So real. 1414 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:00,564 (SIGHS) 1415 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:10,841 (PHONE RINGING) 1416 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,276 (GRUNTS) 1417 01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:14,278 (TAKING DEEP BREATHS) 1418 01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:17,581 (PHONE RINGING) 1419 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,851 (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1420 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:28,125 (TAKING DEEP BREATHS) 1421 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,635 (TAKING DEEP BREATHS) 1422 01:00:38,669 --> 01:00:40,437 (PHONE RINGING) 1423 01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:45,542 Hi, baby. Sorry, my phone was in the other room. 1424 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,411 -What's up? -FINN ON PHONE: Hi, Angel. 1425 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:48,713 Just wanted to say I miss you already. 1426 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:50,280 Oh, I miss you, too. 1427 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,415 I was just about to hop in the shower. 1428 01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:52,983 Can I give you a call a little later? 1429 01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:54,218 FINN ON PHONE: Yeah. I love you. 1430 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:55,853 I love you more. 1431 01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:26,583 FINN: You know... 1432 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:28,318 MACKENZIE: What? 1433 01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:31,155 I probably should inspect you for ticks. 1434 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:32,422 Oh, is that so? 1435 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:34,458 FINN: Yeah, we were kind of reckless out there. 1436 01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:35,893 Yeah? 1437 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:37,327 No ticks there. 1438 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:40,898 (GASPS) 1439 01:02:10,094 --> 01:02:11,628 (INAUDIBLE) 1440 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,102 ALLY: Fuck, that's fucking good. 1441 01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:19,870 LUCAS: Kenz! 1442 01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,305 Our little city hall staffer, 1443 01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:24,441 wow, you gonna wear a pantsuit on your first day? What do you think? 1444 01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,443 Yeah, I haven't thought that far ahead. 1445 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:27,711 I am excited, though. 1446 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,013 You totally deserve this. 1447 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,580 I mean, not really. 1448 01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:32,649 What are you talking about, our little staffing vix, 1449 01:02:32,682 --> 01:02:34,718 you've been working your ass off. 1450 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:37,254 Every law student in like a 300-mile radius applied for this job. 1451 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:40,424 I'm just the only one whose boyfriend knows a counsel person. 1452 01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:41,959 But it is my dream, 1453 01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:44,361 so I'm just trying to go with it. 1454 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:46,330 How is the boyfriend? 1455 01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:48,799 He's good. He's really good. 1456 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:50,400 ALLY: Even today? 1457 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,737 What is that supposed to mean? 1458 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,973 You know, just because 1459 01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:59,810 he has a tendency of ruining special or important days, 1460 01:02:59,844 --> 01:03:03,513 like even Christmas. 1461 01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:04,681 I mean, if it was bad all the time, 1462 01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:06,016 obviously I wouldn't put up with it, 1463 01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:07,451 but we've been really good. 1464 01:03:08,518 --> 01:03:10,220 We have. 1465 01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:11,856 You guys don't see the other sides of him 1466 01:03:11,889 --> 01:03:13,090 that I do, you know? 1467 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,324 And it's not like I'm the easiest person 1468 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,260 to be in a relationship with, either. 1469 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:18,562 He makes a lot of sacrifices to be with me. 1470 01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:19,629 Like what? 1471 01:03:21,098 --> 01:03:23,333 Maybe you like how much he needs you. 1472 01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:26,003 Maybe it makes you feel special. 1473 01:03:26,036 --> 01:03:29,874 Maybe you don't know what it's like to be in a real relationship. 1474 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:32,376 Actually, I'm dating someone who's really nice 1475 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,778 and doesn't even have social media. 1476 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,114 Which you'd know, obviously, if you weren't so consumed 1477 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,184 by your real relationship. 1478 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:41,618 That's really great, Ally. Who is it? 1479 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:43,954 Let's just say he's basically Ponyboy. 1480 01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:46,323 Ponyboy's 13. 1481 01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,592 Not anymore. 1482 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,827 I swear to God, I once saw him light a cigarette 1483 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:53,430 with no hands and no fire. 1484 01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:55,966 You swear to God on that? 1485 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,502 -ALLY: Lucas is dating someone, too. -You are? 1486 01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:01,005 Trying not to jinx it, so I'm not gonna talk about it. 1487 01:04:02,139 --> 01:04:04,608 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1488 01:04:04,641 --> 01:04:06,977 Do you not have your phone? Finn just texted me. 1489 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:09,813 -Oh, I just probably don't have service. -Sorry. 1490 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,681 He's texted me, too. 1491 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:20,390 Wow. What's with all the tech? 1492 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:21,725 I like to have it with me just in case. 1493 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,994 ALLY: Just in case of what? 1494 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:25,329 LUCAS: What do you think? 1495 01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:28,865 Oh, iCloud? 1496 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:30,234 I'm so scared of iCloud. 1497 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,701 It's the scariest thing in the entire world. 1498 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,637 Like, do you know how much shit I've talked? 1499 01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:36,040 No, no, no. Do not let my anxiety give you anxiety. 1500 01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:38,142 ALLY: Fuck. Do you think I'm a horrible person now, 1501 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:39,809 'cause I just took your anxiety? 1502 01:04:39,843 --> 01:04:43,347 You like shared an anxiety and I was like, "No me, I'm anxious, too." 1503 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,681 No, it'll just give me more anxiety 1504 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,883 if I made you think you should have anxiety. 1505 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:48,452 ALLY: If all your devices are with you, 1506 01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:50,420 do you think you're just like multiplying the chances 1507 01:04:50,454 --> 01:04:51,755 of your devices overhearing you? 1508 01:04:51,788 --> 01:04:53,090 Like, wouldn't that give you more anxiety? 1509 01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:56,360 I think for me that would give me more anxiety if I... 1510 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,328 FINN: I... I thought... I thought you would wanna 1511 01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:00,030 celebrate the job with me. 1512 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:04,334 And for you to go out with them, 1513 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,070 it just feels like betrayal. 1514 01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,072 I'm hurt. 1515 01:05:08,105 --> 01:05:10,240 It just makes me mad. 1516 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:11,341 They're not good friends to you. 1517 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:12,909 The only reason why they keep you around 1518 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,545 is because you're the only person nice enough to tolerate them. 1519 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,414 If my friends didn't like you, 1520 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,049 I wouldn't be able to be friends with them. 1521 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,184 All I do is nice things. 1522 01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,918 I'm like the nicest guy ever. 1523 01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,420 You know, I've been talking to my therapist. 1524 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,256 She says you not telling me these things 1525 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:28,392 really triggers my abandonment issues. 1526 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:31,361 She says the way that you treat me is fucked up. 1527 01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:32,829 She says you're a bad girlfriend. 1528 01:05:32,862 --> 01:05:34,965 Feels like an inappropriate thing for a therapist to say. 1529 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,933 Mackenzie, she has a degree. 1530 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:40,204 Would you rather me ask my two jobless loser friends 1531 01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:42,872 what they think of our relationship? 1532 01:05:42,906 --> 01:05:45,209 I forgot I can't be honest about how I'm feeling. 1533 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:47,511 Because if I have any feelings, I'm scary. 1534 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:49,213 I'm the one whose girlfriend is dressed like a whore. 1535 01:05:49,246 --> 01:05:50,747 If you want Lucas to fuck you so bad, 1536 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,749 maybe you should leave a little bit more up to his imagination. 1537 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,851 Sorry, I want to cry, because everyone hates me 1538 01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:57,554 for no reason and my life sucks! 1539 01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,790 I can't do this anymore, Finn. I can't. 1540 01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:03,227 Oh, God. What? 1541 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:05,529 What are you talking about, Mackenzie? We're just talking. 1542 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:06,663 No, we're not just talking! 1543 01:06:06,696 --> 01:06:07,864 FINN: Just break up with me, Mackenzie. 1544 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:10,867 If I'm so fucking horrible, break up with me. 1545 01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:13,270 Why are you crying. 1546 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:14,371 Nothing bad has ever happened to you 1547 01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:15,739 in your entire life, has it? 1548 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:17,841 It's always something. I just... I can't. 1549 01:06:18,908 --> 01:06:20,610 I can't do anything right. I can't. 1550 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,412 I love you. I really, really love you. 1551 01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:25,149 But I'm never gonna be able to make you happy. 1552 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:26,916 Oh, God. 1553 01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:27,984 What? 1554 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,256 I bet you led your professor on. 1555 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,491 Just like you led me on. 1556 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,093 And now you're ruining my life like you ruined his. 1557 01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,261 (SLAPS) 1558 01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:38,495 (GASPS) 1559 01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:42,666 You fucking hit me in the face! 1560 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:43,833 MACKENZIE: I know. I don't know why. 1561 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:44,834 I would never hit you in a million years. 1562 01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:45,935 No, I don't know what came over me. 1563 01:06:45,969 --> 01:06:47,271 I think I was just trying something new. 1564 01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:49,039 FINN: You're trying something new? 1565 01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:50,174 Get the fuck away from me! 1566 01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:51,475 Sorry. 1567 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:52,876 -Baby, you hit me in the face. -I know. I'm sorry. 1568 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:54,811 -FINN: Oh, my God. -I'm sorry. 1569 01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,413 (SOBS) 1570 01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,747 I'm sorry. 1571 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,924 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1572 01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,087 Wow. 1573 01:07:37,121 --> 01:07:38,255 Look who it is. 1574 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:40,023 Hey. 1575 01:07:40,957 --> 01:07:42,058 Finals? 1576 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,361 Yeah. I'm fucked. 1577 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,730 Are you the kind of person that does what they need to pass 1578 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,866 or overwork, say you're fucked, and then get an A? 1579 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,502 I oscillate between the two. 1580 01:07:52,536 --> 01:07:54,404 JAKE: You'll be fine. 1581 01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:57,040 Where you been? You've been ghosting me pretty hard. 1582 01:07:58,508 --> 01:07:59,976 Uh, I got a new number. 1583 01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:01,878 Too many crazy stalkers? 1584 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,012 (CHUCKLES) 1585 01:08:03,046 --> 01:08:04,114 What is it? 1586 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:05,749 What? 1587 01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:07,717 Your number. 1588 01:08:08,452 --> 01:08:09,786 (CHUCKLES) 1589 01:08:14,358 --> 01:08:15,692 MACKENZIE: Here you go. 1590 01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:17,661 It was nice to see you. 1591 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:19,062 MACKENZIE: Yeah, you too. 1592 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,108 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1593 01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:43,587 AUTOMATED VOICE: Text message from "Finn. 1594 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:46,156 Heart emoji, best boyfriend in the world." 1595 01:08:46,690 --> 01:08:47,824 "What's with the 'Hi'? 1596 01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:49,893 Please don't mess with my head today." 1597 01:08:49,926 --> 01:08:51,661 Would you like to reply? 1598 01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:53,763 (SIGHS) 1599 01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,736 Message from "Finn, heart emoji 1600 01:08:59,769 --> 01:09:01,605 "best boyfriend in the world". 1601 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,474 "Why even text if you're not going to respond." 1602 01:09:04,508 --> 01:09:06,910 Would you like to reply? 1603 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,978 Reply. 1604 01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:10,847 I'm sorry, exclamation point. 1605 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,382 I meant it like a sweet hi. 1606 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:14,418 Exclamation point, exclamation point. 1607 01:09:14,451 --> 01:09:15,652 Send. 1608 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,955 Text message from "Finn, heart emoji 1609 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,358 "best boyfriend in the world." 1610 01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:23,627 -"K." -(GRUNTS) 1611 01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:28,932 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1612 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:38,242 Sorry. I was distracted in the library. 1613 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:39,576 How are you feeling, baby? 1614 01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:40,877 FINN ON PHONE: You good? 1615 01:09:42,045 --> 01:09:43,847 Yeah. Why? 1616 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,282 FINN ON PHONE: You sound weird. 1617 01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:48,084 How can I sound weird? I haven't even said anything yet. 1618 01:09:48,117 --> 01:09:51,020 FINN ON PHONE: I can't say anything right. 1619 01:09:51,054 --> 01:09:52,756 Please don't start something. I'm too sad. 1620 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,524 No, no, I wasn't. 1621 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:55,692 I wasn't starting something. I'm sorry. 1622 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:57,427 I thought you were trying to start something. 1623 01:09:57,461 --> 01:09:58,762 Let's start over. 1624 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,464 What are you up to today? 1625 01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:02,366 (FINN SIGHS) 1626 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:04,234 FINN ON PHONE: I don't know. I thought you were gonna fly out and surprise me. 1627 01:10:04,268 --> 01:10:05,402 Why would you think that? 1628 01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:06,470 FINN ON PHONE: I don't know. 1629 01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:07,671 I feel like if it was reversed 1630 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:09,539 and I saw how upset I made you, 1631 01:10:09,573 --> 01:10:11,775 I probably would have gotten on the next flight to prove I'm there for you. 1632 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:14,010 I'm not the one making you feel this way. 1633 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:16,713 I love you, and I'm doing everything I can to prove it to you. 1634 01:10:16,746 --> 01:10:18,415 You just need to trust me. 1635 01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:20,984 FINN ON PHONE: Well, that's pretty pathetic, if that's everything. 1636 01:10:22,085 --> 01:10:24,354 Best way to prove it is to be here with me. 1637 01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:29,493 ALLY ON PHONE: Sorry, I just got your text. 1638 01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:30,960 Totally get it, obviously. 1639 01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:32,228 I just wish you could be there, 1640 01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:34,731 but I'll see you when you're back. Love you. 1641 01:10:34,764 --> 01:10:36,733 We love you. We love you. 1642 01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:39,035 -Happy, happy birthday. -(CLINKING) 1643 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:40,737 LUCAS: Happy birthday. Cheers. 1644 01:10:40,770 --> 01:10:41,838 FRIEND: Cheers. 1645 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:43,239 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1646 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,124 -You ever heard of it? -No. 1647 01:11:01,157 --> 01:11:02,992 Okay, I'm gonna give you the Finn special. 1648 01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:04,694 (CHUCKLES) Thank you so much. 1649 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,496 I'm going to get it all deep in your locks. 1650 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:07,797 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. 1651 01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:09,833 -Yeah, you're good at that. -It's good. 1652 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:11,801 -Is it all on my face, too? -It's everywhere. 1653 01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,102 -Oh, good. -Yeah. 1654 01:11:13,136 --> 01:11:18,007 Hey, um, I didn't force you to come out here, did I? 1655 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:19,476 No. 1656 01:11:19,509 --> 01:11:21,277 Fuck, I did, didn't I? 1657 01:11:21,311 --> 01:11:23,480 No, come on. I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be. 1658 01:11:23,513 --> 01:11:25,181 -You promise? -I promise. 1659 01:11:25,882 --> 01:11:27,150 You pinky promise? 1660 01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:28,952 Pinky promise. 1661 01:11:28,985 --> 01:11:31,187 -You know you're the world to me, right? -Yeah. 1662 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:33,323 You know, I'll do anything for you? 1663 01:11:36,259 --> 01:11:40,296 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1664 01:11:47,771 --> 01:11:49,873 Hey, uh, can I... Can I borrow your phone? 1665 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:51,441 My service is whack. 1666 01:11:53,242 --> 01:11:54,511 Yeah, sure. 1667 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,821 (SCREAMS) 1668 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,057 You scared me. 1669 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:09,593 FINN: They didn't answer. 1670 01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:12,261 Oh, okay. 1671 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,200 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1672 01:12:58,475 --> 01:13:01,545 (ALARM RINGING) 1673 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:02,579 Mac. 1674 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,849 -Mackenzie! Wake up. -(GASPS) 1675 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,585 Oh my God, what the... What happened? 1676 01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:10,554 -What time is it? -Who's Lindsay? 1677 01:13:11,287 --> 01:13:12,321 What? 1678 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:14,958 Don't play dumb with me. I've had enough of that. 1679 01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:20,564 Who is Lindsay? 1680 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:24,233 She's... She's just a girl from my study group. 1681 01:13:24,768 --> 01:13:25,969 Uh-huh. 1682 01:13:33,176 --> 01:13:37,313 What's a girl doing from your study group texting you? 1683 01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:40,316 "What are you up to?" at 2:00 in the morning? 1684 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:46,189 I don't know. She's a strange person. 1685 01:13:47,691 --> 01:13:49,759 Oh, yeah. 1686 01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,662 Well, I called Lindsay. 1687 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:58,602 Are you gonna be honest with me now? 1688 01:14:00,837 --> 01:14:02,038 Yeah. 1689 01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:04,674 I ran into him at the library, 1690 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,543 and he just wanted the new number, 1691 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:09,646 and I... I didn't know how to say no, so I gave it to him. 1692 01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:11,214 FINN: Oh fuck. 1693 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:13,149 MACKENZIE: And I was afraid that you would freak out about it, 1694 01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:14,918 so I just saved it as Lindsay. 1695 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,320 And I was seeing him before we even met, 1696 01:14:17,353 --> 01:14:18,888 but I wasn't gonna text him back. 1697 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:20,557 I never was gonna text him back. 1698 01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:22,792 And I know, I know it sounds bad, but I... 1699 01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:24,060 Shh! 1700 01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:26,195 (GASPS) 1701 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:30,333 You're a liar! 1702 01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:33,803 I tell you when a girl even fucking looks at me! 1703 01:14:33,837 --> 01:14:37,941 Steve Jobs' hot daughter DM'd me on Instagram and I blocked her! 1704 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:40,544 I'm the most fucking honest guy ever! Fuck! 1705 01:14:42,278 --> 01:14:45,214 You saved his number as a girl! 1706 01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:48,251 What the fuck am I supposed to think? 1707 01:14:48,284 --> 01:14:52,155 I mean, I would never in a million years do this to you. 1708 01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:53,823 Ever! MACKENZIE: I know you're right. 1709 01:14:53,857 --> 01:14:55,124 You wouldn't. You wouldn't. 1710 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,260 FINN: You must have flirted with him, 1711 01:14:57,293 --> 01:14:59,462 otherwise he wouldn't have texted you. 1712 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,497 MACKENZIE: I swear I would never do anything to hurt you. 1713 01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:03,032 I swear. 1714 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,670 I... I can't believe you called him. 1715 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,171 FINN: I didn't call him! 1716 01:15:10,574 --> 01:15:12,441 I didn't fucking call him. 1717 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,579 But it's good to know what I have to do to get some 1718 01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:17,513 fucking honesty around here. 1719 01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:22,151 You fucking lied to me when you didn't tell me 1720 01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:24,588 you ran into him at the library. 1721 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:28,124 You lied to me when you saved his number as Lindsay. 1722 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:30,459 And then you fucking lied to my face twice 1723 01:15:30,493 --> 01:15:32,729 when I asked you about it just now. 1724 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,097 (SOBS) 1725 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:37,000 -I'm sorry, please, I'm sorry. -FINN: Oh, God. 1726 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:39,202 MACKENZIE: No, I'm sorry, please. 1727 01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:41,204 You are the best thing that's ever happened to me, okay? 1728 01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:44,007 And I just made a stupid mistake, that's all, okay? 1729 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,174 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, 1730 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,643 please forgive me. 1731 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:48,712 (SOBS) 1732 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,414 I can't do it. 1733 01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:52,949 I can't do it. 1734 01:15:52,982 --> 01:15:54,317 (SOBS) 1735 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:57,754 Finn? Hey. What are you... 1736 01:15:57,787 --> 01:15:59,322 -(SHATTERS) -(GASPS) 1737 01:16:03,526 --> 01:16:05,028 What are you doing? 1738 01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:08,064 Please stop it, please. 1739 01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:09,733 I don't wanna do it. 1740 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:10,800 (SCREAMS) 1741 01:16:10,834 --> 01:16:13,770 (SOBBING) 1742 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:18,341 I can't do it. 1743 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,682 What a moron I am. 1744 01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:30,787 I can't believe I wasted all this time on such a bitch. 1745 01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:41,731 What the fuck? 1746 01:16:47,570 --> 01:16:51,207 (BANGING) 1747 01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:58,381 What are you... What are you doing? 1748 01:16:58,414 --> 01:17:00,884 Don't come any closer to me. 1749 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,151 Please stop, it's not funny, please. 1750 01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:03,486 I don't think it's funny. 1751 01:17:04,988 --> 01:17:07,356 I wrote a suicide note on my phone. 1752 01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:10,927 Everyone's gonna know this is your fault. 1753 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,361 Please, I'll do anything. I'll do anything. 1754 01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:14,530 Please, just come inside. 1755 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,601 Finn, stop. 1756 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:20,737 FINN: It's too late. 1757 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,206 MACKENZIE: Please get down. 1758 01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:24,774 Just the sound of your voice. 1759 01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,575 I don't want to do it. 1760 01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:28,244 (PHONE RINGING) 1761 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,713 FINN: Don't answer that. 1762 01:17:29,746 --> 01:17:31,247 Don't fucking answer that. 1763 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,716 Don't answer that. 1764 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:40,890 (BREAKS PHONE) 1765 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:44,560 (DOOR BANGS) 1766 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:56,639 FINN: Hey, how's it going? 1767 01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:00,844 HOTEL EMPLOYEE 1: Are you okay? 1768 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:04,147 HOTEL EMPLOYEE 2: We've been receiving complaints about your room. 1769 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,850 Oh, did I make too much noise? 1770 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:08,551 I'm so sorry. 1771 01:18:08,584 --> 01:18:10,920 I... I... I did break a couple things. 1772 01:18:10,954 --> 01:18:12,756 Of course, I'll pay for everything. 1773 01:18:12,789 --> 01:18:15,091 Actually, um... 1774 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:17,660 I'm really appreciative of what you guys do. 1775 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,295 Uh, so if there's any... 1776 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,297 Is this against hotel policy? 1777 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:22,431 I... I'm just really... 1778 01:18:22,465 --> 01:18:23,699 HOTEL EMPLOYEE 2: I'll be right back. 1779 01:18:23,733 --> 01:18:24,734 Okay. 1780 01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:26,936 For you, if you... If you want it. 1781 01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:38,414 I have to go. 1782 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:42,819 I love you so much. 1783 01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:44,921 Please let me go. 1784 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:47,523 Yeah. 1785 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,192 Door's open. 1786 01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:14,317 * I can buy myself flowers 1787 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:18,021 * Write my name in sand 1788 01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:21,825 * Talk to myself for hours 1789 01:19:21,858 --> 01:19:25,962 * Say things you don't understand 1790 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:28,898 * I can take myself dancing 1791 01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:34,270 LUCAS: Look who's here! 1792 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:35,638 Thank God. 1793 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,406 Ice cream. 1794 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:39,575 How are we doing? 1795 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:40,810 So good. 1796 01:19:40,844 --> 01:19:42,145 I'm vegan this week. 1797 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:43,947 Yeah, well, I'm paleo. 1798 01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,748 I'm ano. 1799 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,217 It's for the vibes. Like breakup vibes. 1800 01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:49,618 LUCAS: Yeah. ALLY: Ice cream. 1801 01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:52,121 -Yes! -No, I don't want to break up. 1802 01:19:52,155 --> 01:19:55,258 He was the best boyfriend ever and I'm just a cold person 1803 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:56,960 who doesn't know how to love anyone. 1804 01:19:56,993 --> 01:19:58,361 Um... 1805 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,163 You are not cold. 1806 01:20:00,196 --> 01:20:01,497 You are definitely not cold. 1807 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:03,732 You're warm and cozy like this blanket. 1808 01:20:03,766 --> 01:20:05,969 And you're all bundled. Bundled up and... 1809 01:20:06,002 --> 01:20:07,070 MACKENZIE: If I didn't do things 1810 01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:08,804 that hurt him, everything would be fine. 1811 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:11,040 -LUCAS: Oh God. -Everything hurt him. 1812 01:20:11,074 --> 01:20:12,375 Literally everything hurt him. 1813 01:20:12,408 --> 01:20:14,210 -MACKENZIE: -What if he jumped? He didn't jump. 1814 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,713 He's gonna be on the news tonight just like he always is, okay? 1815 01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:21,951 I lied. 1816 01:20:21,985 --> 01:20:24,187 I gave another guy my number and then I lied about it. 1817 01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:25,855 I'd be really upset if he did that 1818 01:20:25,889 --> 01:20:26,956 but he would never do that. 1819 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:28,892 Ally? 1820 01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:29,758 Yeah? 1821 01:20:29,792 --> 01:20:32,195 Why is there a phone in the freezer? 1822 01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:33,329 Yeah, it's my old phone. 1823 01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:34,898 I'm scared of people listening in. 1824 01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:36,799 You think the feds give a fuck 1825 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:40,236 whether or not you're a soft summer or a true autumn? 1826 01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,537 ALLY: I'm a dark winter. 1827 01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:43,839 No one's ever gonna love me that much ever again. 1828 01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:46,042 Let's focus on the positive here, okay? 1829 01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:47,143 Shall we? 1830 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,811 LUCAS: Let's refocus. ALLY: Yeah. 1831 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:49,979 First... 1832 01:20:55,818 --> 01:20:58,621 You are about to get so freaking hot from this breakup. 1833 01:20:58,654 --> 01:21:00,023 So hot. Let's go. Let's go. 1834 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:01,390 Okay? Like the worse the breakup, the hotter you get. 1835 01:21:01,424 --> 01:21:03,259 -Everyone knows that. -Everybody knows it. 1836 01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:04,493 And you already look good. 1837 01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:08,864 It's like very Indie sleaze. 1838 01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:10,166 I'm grotesque. 1839 01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,101 -Thank you period. -Don't. 1840 01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:13,202 Sorry. 1841 01:21:13,236 --> 01:21:14,770 -I regret it. -(SIGHS) 1842 01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:17,640 I fucked up. I really fucked up. 1843 01:21:17,673 --> 01:21:19,508 No, you... No. You didn't fuck up. 1844 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,945 I'm a hypocrite. All he ever wanted was reassurance 1845 01:21:21,978 --> 01:21:24,313 and the only reason I didn't need that from him 1846 01:21:24,347 --> 01:21:26,782 was because he constantly gave it. 1847 01:21:26,815 --> 01:21:28,084 Nope. 1848 01:21:28,117 --> 01:21:30,753 I miss him. I need him. 1849 01:21:30,786 --> 01:21:32,688 No, I'm running out of ways to say no here. 1850 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,658 He was so hot. 1851 01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:39,062 -He... -He was hot. 1852 01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:40,596 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1853 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,010 Oh, um... 1854 01:22:27,977 --> 01:22:30,446 I was just motioning for you to pass my vape. 1855 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,781 It's on your side of the bed. 1856 01:22:37,253 --> 01:22:38,454 (SMACKS) 1857 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,123 Thanks. 1858 01:22:40,156 --> 01:22:42,058 (TAKES A DRAG) 1859 01:22:55,938 --> 01:22:58,007 Um, that's mine. 1860 01:22:58,041 --> 01:22:59,042 (DOOR SHUTS) 1861 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:16,225 * Oh, then we're fading to the water 1862 01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:17,660 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1863 01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:20,229 -* Here I am -(BOTH LAUGH) 1864 01:23:20,263 --> 01:23:21,997 (SONG CONTINUES) 1865 01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:31,074 * But that may give it in 1866 01:23:31,107 --> 01:23:35,544 * Your silhouette is burning through my head 1867 01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:41,450 * Give it one more day 1868 01:23:41,484 --> 01:23:44,887 * Stay here till we fade 1869 01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:49,592 * Give it just one more day 1870 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,263 AUTOMATED VOICE: We're sorry. 1871 01:23:54,297 --> 01:23:57,633 You've reached a number that's been disconnected or... 1872 01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:09,612 Tonight, with a new edition of the evening news. 1873 01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:13,048 I am incredibly excited today for several reasons. 1874 01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:15,384 And a little tired of living through so many 1875 01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:18,053 unprecedented events. 1876 01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:20,356 But alas, I leave the viewers tonight... 1877 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:25,528 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1878 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:27,896 I love you, Jenny. 1879 01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:29,898 What the fuck? 1880 01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:36,739 * We've been on the phone all night long 1881 01:24:38,341 --> 01:24:41,410 * I see new ways 1882 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:44,247 * To your favorite song 1883 01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:50,286 * You oughta do this thing for me 1884 01:24:50,319 --> 01:24:53,489 * If I called you up at 3:00 1885 01:24:53,522 --> 01:25:00,663 * You'd probably see my number and just let it be 1886 01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,132 * Well, fuck that 1887 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:11,207 * Fuck that 1888 01:25:19,282 --> 01:25:21,184 * You did the busy tune 1889 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:22,885 * No, this is not a joke 1890 01:25:22,918 --> 01:25:26,289 * I'm not playing nice 1891 01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:29,658 * Ooh, you called me once called me twice 1892 01:25:29,692 --> 01:25:30,993 * Got on the third time 1893 01:25:31,026 --> 01:25:34,029 * I changed my number, change my life 1894 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:38,100 * Now I'm sleeping all day, baby 1895 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:42,137 * 'Cause I stayed up the whole night 1896 01:25:42,171 --> 01:25:46,442 * You've been calling too much lately 1897 01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:49,312 * Next time you hit my line 1898 01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:51,146 * I'll say fuck that 1899 01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:00,055 * Fuck that 1900 01:26:06,094 --> 01:26:09,965 * Now I'm sleeping the whole day 1901 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:14,002 * Cause I stayed up the whole night 1902 01:26:14,036 --> 01:26:18,341 * You've been calling too much lately 1903 01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:23,111 * Next time you hit my line 1904 01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:31,320 * I'll say fuck that 1905 01:26:35,358 --> 01:26:37,226 * Fuck that 1906 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:40,363 * I'll say fuck that 1907 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,434 * Fuck that 1908 01:26:45,468 --> 01:26:47,770 * I'll say fuck that