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♪ I can let my hair down ♪
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♪ I can say anything crazy ♪
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♪ I know you'll catch me
right before I hit the ground ♪
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♪ With nothin'
but a T-shirt on ♪
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♪ I never felt so beautiful
baby, as I do now ♪
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♪ Now that I'm with you ♪
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♪ With you with you, with you ♪
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- Oh, uh, wait, wait.
- What?
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I just wasn't totally ready for
my underwear to come off yet,
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but that's fine.
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Do you have a condom?
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Uh, do we have to?
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Well, have you had sex
with anyone else
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in the last few weeks?
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Weeks? Uh, yeah, obviously.
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Well, then, yeah,
we... we have to.
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I can't stay hard
with a condom on.
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Don't you want me to fuck you?
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I mean, not without a condom.
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Okay.
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O... kay.
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How'd you sleep?
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- Um, don't interrupt.
- What?
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Um, I need to complete
this yawn,
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and every time you make a sound,
I have to start over.
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So just, uh, you know,
don't move or talk, okay?
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Okay.
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- It's... it's contagious.
- It's just interrupting.
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Sorry.
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- I hear you doing it.
- I'm not doing it.
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Okay, I don't care. Um...
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Yeah, what are you, uh,
what are you up to today?
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You working?
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No, um, I actually,
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I got a lot of studying done
this week,
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so yeah, I'm... I'm free.
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What are you doing?
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Might get breakfast
with the guys.
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Cool.
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Love the guys.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
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Aw, I wasn't kicking you out.
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And you could have stayed
for, like, 15 more minutes?
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- Hi.
- Did you just leave?
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- No, five minutes away.
- You're so full of shit.
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You've never been five minutes
away in your whole life.
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Do you hear me? If you were five
minutes away, you'd be up here.
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This is five minutes away.
You're giving 17, okay?
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You're giving me Blair Witch
fucking Cloverfield energy.
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I have to go.
It is dangerous for a woman
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to walk while being
on the phone.
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It is not. It is safer with me,
with my voice, on the phone.
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You hear me? Stay away from her!
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Fuck! Oh, I forgot
to get her something.
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What did you get her?
Can we... can we split it?
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What? No. I got her a cupcake.
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Good idea.
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♪ If you want to ♪
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♪ I can save you
I can take you... ♪
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I mean, that's a lot of friends
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that you have.
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Happy birthday.
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I, um, I-I-I got you
an ice cream cake.
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An ice cream cake?
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Lucas, Lucas,
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she got me an ice cream cake.
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That is so n...
You know me so well.
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I was really hoping
I could shit my pants tonight,
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and now, with your help,
I think I can finally do it.
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- So, thank you.
- You don't have to eat it.
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It can just be, like, for vibes.
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No, I... I get it.
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It's like, what do you even get
your lactose-intolerant friend
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who's also struggled with an
eating disorder her entire life?
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Sorry.
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Like, who am I?
Marie Antoinette?
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Pretty sure Marie
Antoinette wasn't a total bitch.
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Has Evan still not responded?
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Have you ever seen
something more humiliating
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in your entire life?
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No, seriously, be honest.
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Well, actually, yesterday
I double-checked my dating apps
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to make sure they weren't paused
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because I haven't had
a match in three months.
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So, yeah.
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Well, he actually was
in my dream, though.
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Like, I know
that's something people say
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as an excuse to text someone,
but he actually was in it.
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So if anything, it would be
weird, like, not to tell him.
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Better to regret than to wonder.
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Well, no, 'cause
the problem is now
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I can't invite him to my party,
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and he's not not the reason
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I decided to throw one
in the first place.
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Jake once went nine months
without ever texting me at all,
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and now I get a meme,
like once a week.
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Yeah, you and your
sociopathic fuck buddy
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aren't really, like, goals.
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Well, I just, I kind of think
that's the closest thing
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you can get to
a real relationship now.
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No one is supposed to know this
many opportunities exist for them.
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He's supposed to know
three women and then choose me.
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Oh. So, your ideal
dating scenario is like,
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Little House on the Prairie.
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Yeah, or like the distant future
where everyone else is dead.
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You know,
in the apocalyptic future,
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they won't have Matcha?
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Probably.
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Will you survive without Matcha?
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No, Ally, you do not
have to do this.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Do not move it to your mouth.
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No, no, no. Give that to me.
Kill me instead.
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- Oh, no.
- I'll take the fucking bullet for you.
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I got it. I got the gun!
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Everyone back the fuck up.
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Okay?
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The gun is now... a cat.
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Do we even want
to go to this anymore?
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Your birthday party?
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There's nothing there for me.
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It'll be fun. And if not,
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I'm sure you'll get
a great story out of it.
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Conversational or Instagram?
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- Conversational.
- I bet if we go through your phone,
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we can find someone else
for you to hook up with tonight.
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Or we could do an activity
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that would have you guys
pass the Bechdel test.
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You know, that guy Cooper
actually liked my photo yesterday
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after not engaging with
my profile for, like, a year.
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Perfect.
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I gotta make a toast.
I always do.
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To Ally.
Just another year older.
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- Always beautiful.
- Aww.
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To the infinite wisdom
you bestow upon us.
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Whether it's the benefits
of ingesting hyaluronic acid
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or the merits
of applying it topically.
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Ally! My friend is at the door.
Can you help her get in?
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They shouldn't have a problem.
Just tell them to say my name.
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The bouncer said
they're at capacity.
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At capacity.
Bet you didn't see that coming.
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- I did.
- So smart telling me to invite every guy in my DMs.
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- Did I say that?
- You know her. She's really...
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
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I'm s... I'm sorry.
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No, no. I'm...
I'm so sorry. I...
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You were just standing there.
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I'm sorry, I opened the door.
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Opening a door doesn't require
an apology either, so...
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Yeah.
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- I'm so sorry. You probably...
- Oh.
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- ...want to use the restroom.
- I do.
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- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Of course. Sorry.
- Yeah.
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♪ Yo, real quick,
I've been pointing to the top ♪
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♪ Yo, real quick,
I'ma switch it from the spot ♪
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♪ Yo, real quick
I'ma... while it's hot ♪
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♪ Yo, real quick
real, real, real ♪
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♪ Hit it real quick ♪
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- Are you bored?
- No. Why?
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Well, you're on your phone
at a party.
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Right. Well,
I didn't want to seem creepy,
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you know, standing here
just staring at people.
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So I'm on my phone for
the benefit of others, really.
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Did you think I looked creepy
standing alone,
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not looking at my phone?
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No. I thought you looked
cool and mysterious.
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Only I look creepy.
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Well, for the record,
I... I felt really weird.
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Hence, me forcing you
to talk to me.
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Mm. Well, I'm glad
we can make each other
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feel less socially inept.
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Yeah. It's good.
It's a good thing.
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Uh, I'm Finn, by the way.
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- Mackenzie.
- Lovely to meet you.
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- How do you know Ally?
- I, I don't.
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My friend Alex texted the person in
his contacts who does the most cocaine,
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and asked where
he was going, and...
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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Well, well,
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look at this beautiful baby
right here.
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This is Harrison. This is Alex.
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- These idiots are my friends.
- Hi.
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These fellows are, for the lack
of a better word, on the prowl.
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- Sorry about that.
- Yeah.
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- They don't... Yeah.
- My girlfriend died.
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- But I'm over it.
- Oh.
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Should we get some drinks?
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes.
- Yes?
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- Thank you.
- Sorry.
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I swear to God, I'm here
for moral support.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I don't usually go out
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unless I absolutely have to.
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Why would you? I mean, the...
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the cons so outweigh the pros.
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The only pro is that you
could actually meet somebody.
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Yeah, and of course
the worst-case scenario is
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you could die.
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- Mackenzie.
- That...
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Sorry. Uh, I'm gonna...
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Who the fuck is that?
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I have been stuck outside
the entire night
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helping people get
their friends in,
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and guess who's in line.
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- I give up.
- Evan. With a girl.
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Um, hello?
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Oh, sorry.
What happened? Tell me again.
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Can we please sit?
My feet are fucking killing me.
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Okay.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, my God.
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- What's happening?
- My foot's asleep.
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Oh, okay, what do you
want me to do about it?
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Oh my God. No, no,
please help me.
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What do you... What do I do?
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- Okay.
- My least favorite feeling ever.
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Just like shake it. Like...
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Like, do something.
Like, please, like...
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Okay, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
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- Please.
- How's that? Is that good?
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- More. It really hurts.
- Okay, okay.
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- Alright, alright, alright.
- I really hate it.
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- Is that good?
- More, more, more.
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- Is she jerking that guy off?
- Oh, God.
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- It really, really hurts.
- I got you. I got you.
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Evan's here.
Evan just walked in.
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I swear that girl he was with
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has gone out with every single
one of my Hinge matches.
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How do you know that?
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Every guy I've hooked up with
in the last two years
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follows her on Instagram.
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It's not a coincidence.
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We're on the same
dating algorithm.
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She's really pretty,
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so maybe it's the
hot girl algorithm.
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Mm. She is really pretty.
Thank you for that.
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She's also so young
that her baby photos
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were taken on
a third-generation iPhone.
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- Thank God, I got scared it was a voice note again.
- Found him.
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And how has the latest
listeria outbreak affected you?
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I no longer feel safe
ordering a Chagaccino.
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I don't... I don't get the joke.
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I don't think it's a sketch.
I think he's a journalist.
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What? Let me see.
245
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Wow. He is a journalist.
246
00:10:56,337 --> 00:10:58,858
So cool that you get, like,
a real-life meet-cute at a party
247
00:10:58,882 --> 00:11:00,484
filled with my reply guys,
248
00:11:00,508 --> 00:11:03,595
and my only option tonight
is, like, to fuck Lucas.
249
00:11:04,053 --> 00:11:05,180
I consent.
250
00:11:07,056 --> 00:11:08,492
Jake texted you.
251
00:11:08,516 --> 00:11:09,956
I guess he's, like,
obsessed with me.
252
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,521
Is that how he talks to you?
253
00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:16,709
Yeah, I mean it's...
You know, it's like our joke.
254
00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:20,171
He averaged 35 points
per game last year,
255
00:11:20,195 --> 00:11:22,214
six assists, and 10 rebounds.
256
00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:23,697
Look out for him tonight.
257
00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:30,598
♪ Too cute too stylish
but I look like, turn the... ♪
258
00:11:30,622 --> 00:11:33,100
And that's what I'm trying
to explain to you, bro.
259
00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:36,187
To maximize your potential,
you've gotta hustle, grind...
260
00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:38,254
Could I have a little
more water, please?
261
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,590
Yeah, sure.
262
00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:56,981
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
263
00:12:03,613 --> 00:12:05,382
I'm gonna sleep so good tonight.
264
00:12:05,406 --> 00:12:08,552
Um, do you think maybe
we could talk a little first?
265
00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:11,555
- Uh, okay. About what?
- I don't know.
266
00:12:11,579 --> 00:12:13,224
I just... I feel like
we've been doing this
267
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:16,268
for almost two years,
and I barely know you at all.
268
00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:17,603
Yeah, sure.
269
00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,754
Um, what do you want to know?
270
00:12:20,296 --> 00:12:22,176
Well, what do you want
to do after you graduate?
271
00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:25,569
- Pass the bar.
- O-o-obviously, yeah.
272
00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,011
What do you want
to do after that?
273
00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,096
Become the president.
274
00:12:35,186 --> 00:12:36,956
I'm sorry.
275
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,791
That's... cool...
that's amazing.
276
00:12:38,815 --> 00:12:40,751
I'm sure you will,
I'm sure you will.
277
00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:43,671
I'm just so tired.
278
00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,321
Yeah, yeah,
we can just go to sleep.
279
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,693
He didn't offer you
a sweatshirt?
280
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:56,457
That's far too intimate for him.
281
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,104
You look cute,
like an off-duty model.
282
00:13:00,128 --> 00:13:02,773
Hmm, more like an off-duty rat.
283
00:13:02,797 --> 00:13:05,091
No. "Thank you," period.
284
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:08,428
Thank you, period.
285
00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:12,867
I did not know people
still used these things.
286
00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:17,621
Well, my bank account
is in a pretty scary place,
287
00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:20,899
so I am charging these,
for some extra cash.
288
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:23,043
This is a job?
289
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:26,297
I thought it was
a YouTube thing like parkour,
290
00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:27,798
stealing.
291
00:13:27,822 --> 00:13:30,467
Oh, so funny, Ally.
You know what?
292
00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:32,219
Why don't you go ahead
and get fucked, okay?
293
00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:34,305
Because some people actually
have to work to live.
294
00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:35,829
Could you imagine that?
There's one.
295
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,392
- Lucas!
- Ow!
296
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,585
- What the fuck?
- Sorry.
297
00:13:49,469 --> 00:13:51,739
You know, I'm a full-time
student, just like Mackenzie.
298
00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:52,990
You never give her shit.
299
00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:54,325
Well, the difference is that
300
00:13:54,349 --> 00:13:56,368
Mackenzie goes to law school
to become a lawyer,
301
00:13:56,392 --> 00:13:58,537
and you are getting
an MFA in fine art
302
00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,873
to manipulate your parents
into paying your rent.
303
00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:01,916
Well, you're a philistine.
304
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,000
- Wow.
- That's not even true.
305
00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:04,919
My parents only pay for my food.
306
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:07,171
Mm-hmm. I heard you on the phone
with your dad the other day,
307
00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:09,072
telling him that Venmo
is a cafe.
308
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:12,200
That true?
That's what I thought.
309
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,012
Hmm.
310
00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:18,015
Kenz, did you enjoy your night
with the human vape pen?
311
00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:19,391
You know,
they give us their crumbs
312
00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:20,935
and we cherish them
as though they were caviar.
313
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,394
Yeah. We sure do.
314
00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:24,396
I really think you need
to message the hot journalist.
315
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,232
No, that is so cringe.
I would never do that.
316
00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:28,901
- Oh, you would never do that?
- No.
317
00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:30,635
Well, you told me
to do it yesterday.
318
00:14:31,219 --> 00:14:33,197
Where should
we go for breakfast, guys?
319
00:14:33,221 --> 00:14:34,341
I have to go to the library.
320
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:35,866
Even though it's my birthday?
321
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,368
It's not anymore.
322
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:39,310
Oh, so I don't get
a full weekend?
323
00:14:39,936 --> 00:14:41,312
Okay. Got it.
324
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,123
Cool.
325
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:45,733
Birthday's a day. One day.
326
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:42,683
This does not count as us
watching a movie together.
327
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:44,042
Just want to be clear
about that.
328
00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:47,938
Fuck.
329
00:15:47,962 --> 00:15:49,189
Your tapping is distracting.
330
00:15:49,213 --> 00:15:52,192
- No!
- Yeah, send it.
331
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,777
You guys even know
what's happening?
332
00:15:53,801 --> 00:15:54,987
Uh, he's a schizophrenic,
333
00:15:55,011 --> 00:15:57,031
and it's been an illusion
the whole time.
334
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:59,825
Yeah, and the friend is
actually working for the cops.
335
00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:03,144
We're watching
Still Alice, so...
336
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:05,313
But why?
337
00:16:06,606 --> 00:16:09,710
You know, everyone hates the
texting stage, but I love it.
338
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,712
Feeling like every thought
that comes into your head
339
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,047
is worthy of sharing.
340
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:15,466
Mm. I'll probably
never see him again, though.
341
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,217
You know, he might be
one of those serial texters,
342
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,410
- for all we know.
- Hate those.
343
00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:21,638
I only want to type that much
if I'm getting graded,
344
00:16:21,662 --> 00:16:23,664
- paid, or fucked for it.
- Jesus.
345
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,521
- He's FaceTiming me?
- You have to answer.
346
00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:31,089
I can't talk to him
in real time.
347
00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:32,649
He knows you're on your phone.
348
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:33,901
It's so fucked
when people do this.
349
00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:35,319
People should not
be allowed to do this.
350
00:16:35,343 --> 00:16:36,343
I agree.
351
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:38,697
You know, if you don't answer,
352
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,157
he's gonna think it's because
you look bad.
353
00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:41,575
But it is because I look bad.
354
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,035
I mean, who looks cute
often enough
355
00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:44,435
for a cold FaceTime?
356
00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:46,104
Ugh, God.
357
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,981
- Hey.
- Hey there.
358
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,650
Hey. Yeah.
359
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:53,420
Not much. Not much.
360
00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:55,839
Just...
361
00:16:55,863 --> 00:16:58,342
Sorry, I'm...
I'm bad at FaceTime.
362
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,201
You can't be bad at FaceTime.
363
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:02,513
No, you can, actually,
and I can already tell
364
00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:03,788
that you're good at it, so...
365
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:05,724
How?
366
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,684
Uh, well,
'cause you chose to do it,
367
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,770
and... and the way
you're holding the phone,
368
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:11,688
you're not afraid of, like,
what angle the camera
369
00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:13,357
will catch you at.
370
00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:15,007
Right, right, right, right.
371
00:17:15,591 --> 00:17:17,510
Um, well,
372
00:17:18,261 --> 00:17:19,530
okay, I'll let you
off the hook soon.
373
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,556
I just need to know one thing.
374
00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:25,059
What is your
favorite restaurant?
375
00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:29,373
Restaurant dates
make me nervous.
376
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:31,041
Uh, why... why is that?
377
00:17:31,065 --> 00:17:32,584
Everyone can tell
you're on a first date,
378
00:17:32,608 --> 00:17:33,877
and they're trying to,
379
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,879
you know, interpret
how well it's going.
380
00:17:35,903 --> 00:17:36,946
Yeah, sounds fun.
381
00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,383
The ordering is embarrassing.
382
00:17:39,407 --> 00:17:41,051
One of us could order
something in a certain way,
383
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:43,137
and then the other one could
just lose attraction immediately.
384
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:45,055
That is true.
We don't want that to happen.
385
00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:47,057
Um, okay, okay.
386
00:17:47,081 --> 00:17:49,434
Um, I can figure something out.
387
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,561
I'll figure something out.
388
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:52,086
I don't love surprises.
389
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:55,006
Mm-hmm. Let me guess.
They make you nervous?
390
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:07,578
Okay, I'm actually going now.
391
00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:09,621
- Bye.
- Love you. Have fun.
392
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:11,290
I swear, guys,
393
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:13,354
doing this for 40 minutes a day
got my cheekbones...
394
00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:19,089
I promise your body will know
to stop shitting once you leave.
395
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:20,823
You just have...
You just have to go.
396
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,581
I thought we said no dinner.
397
00:18:29,415 --> 00:18:30,695
Well, it's not dinner in public.
398
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,126
I don't get it.
399
00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:43,888
Mr. Grantham.
400
00:18:45,431 --> 00:18:47,951
- Please, follow me.
- You're kidding me.
401
00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:49,810
I wanted to do
something special for you.
402
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:53,290
I promise you I'll do my best to
stay attracted to you while you order.
403
00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:54,732
Thank you.
404
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:56,859
And if anybody asks,
405
00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:59,194
we're doing a special
on the restaurant.
406
00:19:02,531 --> 00:19:03,616
Oh, my God.
407
00:19:06,702 --> 00:19:08,805
I'm sorry, we're closed
for the night.
408
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:09,973
There's a table seated
right there.
409
00:19:09,997 --> 00:19:11,391
Uh, it's a private event.
410
00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:12,917
This is an event?
411
00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:15,646
Should we just, like,
let them eat here?
412
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,314
'Cause it's kind of
garnering more attention
413
00:19:17,338 --> 00:19:18,857
than just regular eating
in public.
414
00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:20,484
No. Fuck 'em.
415
00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:21,652
It's for you.
416
00:19:21,676 --> 00:19:23,070
He was so funny.
417
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:25,197
I mean, he would
stay up for hours
418
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:26,740
and hours and hours
just telling stories.
419
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,367
No one could light up
a room like him.
420
00:19:28,391 --> 00:19:30,994
How could you possibly know
that Abraham Lincoln was funny?
421
00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:32,353
I've read books on him.
422
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:35,332
Yeah, the fact that you've read
multiple books on Abraham Lincoln
423
00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:37,000
and I haven't read
a single book, period.
424
00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:38,442
You must read law books.
425
00:19:38,859 --> 00:19:40,170
Mm. That's not really reading.
426
00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:41,922
It's soullessly absorbing words.
427
00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:43,906
Well, what kind of laws
that you want to practice?
428
00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:46,009
I'm mostly interested
in city politics.
429
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,261
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know,
430
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:48,679
just working
on something for years
431
00:19:48,703 --> 00:19:50,222
and then seeing it
affected into law
432
00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,598
and getting to watch it
all play out
433
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:53,332
in real life weirdly excites me.
434
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,270
It... it's obviously
extremely boring
435
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,854
and uninteresting to talk about,
436
00:19:57,878 --> 00:19:59,690
not to mention a completely
unoriginal career path, so...
437
00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:01,108
Not to me.
438
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,693
You're the only person
under 30 I know
439
00:20:02,717 --> 00:20:04,945
that's not trying
to make a Forbes list.
440
00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:06,405
Yeah, that's 'cause
I'm a mediocre person.
441
00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:08,115
Mediocre people
don't know they're mediocre.
442
00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:09,807
Seriously, though, it's, um...
443
00:20:10,474 --> 00:20:12,035
I think it's really
impressive what you do.
444
00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:13,745
What you do
is really impressive.
445
00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:15,789
- I could never do that.
- Sure you could.
446
00:20:15,813 --> 00:20:17,356
It's so easy.
Just ask me questions.
447
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:20,568
Okay. Let's see.
448
00:20:21,277 --> 00:20:22,528
Okay.
449
00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,924
What are your three
favorite animals and why?
450
00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:27,759
Really? Okay.
451
00:20:27,783 --> 00:20:30,220
Uh, first,
I'd say the red panda.
452
00:20:30,244 --> 00:20:32,222
I did a story on them
about a year ago.
453
00:20:32,246 --> 00:20:34,391
They're endangered,
and they're so cute.
454
00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:36,417
And, um,
455
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:40,296
second would probably be
a golden retriever.
456
00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,441
They're smart. They're loyal.
457
00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,300
A totally harmless creature.
458
00:20:44,884 --> 00:20:46,093
Oh, and third?
459
00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:48,405
Maybe a chimp.
460
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:50,139
'Cause they're almost human.
461
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,951
Well, the first, uh, represents
462
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:54,578
- how the world sees you.
- Okay.
463
00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:57,080
- The second is how you see yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:20:57,104 --> 00:20:59,648
And, um, the third
is what you actually are.
465
00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:02,669
Almost human.
466
00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:04,444
Wow, that's great.
467
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:07,948
Uh, you're in a forest.
How do you feel?
468
00:21:08,449 --> 00:21:10,302
I feel good. I like the trees.
469
00:21:10,326 --> 00:21:12,095
Uh, I brought you here with me.
470
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,806
So that's nice. Comforting.
471
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,582
- That's how you feel about death.
- Mm.
472
00:21:17,124 --> 00:21:18,667
Uh, how do you like your coffee?
473
00:21:19,085 --> 00:21:21,605
Uh, I don't really care what it
tastes like as long as it's hot.
474
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,775
Oh, no. Is coffee sex?
475
00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:25,984
Yeah, it is.
476
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,636
- Um, okay, uh, last one.
- Hmm?
477
00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:31,615
You get flowers from the person
you want them from most.
478
00:21:31,639 --> 00:21:32,807
What are the flowers?
479
00:21:33,849 --> 00:21:35,786
Probably white roses.
480
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:38,687
Hmm. That's the kind of
relationship you want to have.
481
00:21:38,938 --> 00:21:40,981
I'd say white roses
are pretty traditional.
482
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,818
- What about you?
- I think I said daisies.
483
00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:46,004
I don't really remember.
It was a long time ago.
484
00:21:46,028 --> 00:21:48,322
This is my friend Ally's,
uh, first-date icebreaker.
485
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,509
And how do you take your coffee?
486
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,135
Oh, yeah, I like it
when it keeps me up all night.
487
00:21:52,159 --> 00:21:53,678
You know what I mean?
488
00:21:53,702 --> 00:21:55,639
And I like
to switch it up a lot.
489
00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:59,417
Drip, iced, lattes,
you know, a lot of cream.
490
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,687
Mm-hmm, yeah.
491
00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:04,064
I... I'd take my coffee
that way too.
492
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:06,173
Uh-huh.
493
00:22:07,258 --> 00:22:09,569
I have a soft spot
for the first table we ate at.
494
00:22:09,593 --> 00:22:10,904
We were different people then.
495
00:22:10,928 --> 00:22:12,680
Yeah, I like where we're at now.
496
00:22:13,264 --> 00:22:15,433
It's the closest I've got
to sit next to you all night.
497
00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:21,706
Oh, I forget to take it off
when I shower,
498
00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:23,708
and, um, it's not like
a real material.
499
00:22:23,732 --> 00:22:25,359
Can I have it?
500
00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:27,671
As collateral.
501
00:22:27,695 --> 00:22:29,238
So, you'll see me again.
502
00:22:30,322 --> 00:22:31,925
You have no idea
how crazy it is to me
503
00:22:31,949 --> 00:22:34,702
that you aren't 100% sure
I would see you again.
504
00:22:35,578 --> 00:22:37,298
You're in complete control
of the situation.
505
00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:39,915
I find that very hard
to believe.
506
00:22:40,499 --> 00:22:41,792
It's the truth.
507
00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:43,961
You'll have to prove it.
508
00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:13,592
- Ooh.
- So cute.
509
00:23:13,616 --> 00:23:15,302
- Chi-chi.
- Yeah, fancy.
510
00:23:15,326 --> 00:23:16,720
Did you get a booth?
511
00:23:16,744 --> 00:23:18,722
He rented out
the whole restaurant.
512
00:23:18,746 --> 00:23:21,558
- Sorry, what?
- What did you do to this guy?
513
00:23:21,582 --> 00:23:23,643
I don't... I don't know.
He's made me realize
514
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,212
that no one has ever
actually liked me before.
515
00:23:26,629 --> 00:23:29,065
I, too, have come to the
same realization about myself.
516
00:23:29,089 --> 00:23:32,235
Well, that is so much. Why?
517
00:23:32,259 --> 00:23:33,904
I told him that
I was embarrassed to be
518
00:23:33,928 --> 00:23:35,447
on a first date
in front of people.
519
00:23:35,471 --> 00:23:37,848
Pick me.
520
00:23:38,474 --> 00:23:39,910
What?
521
00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:41,995
I said how quirky
and endearing of you.
522
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:45,356
Ally, why do you have that?
523
00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:47,417
Oh, I didn't want
to spend the entire day,
524
00:23:47,441 --> 00:23:49,252
like, worrying
if I left it on at home.
525
00:23:49,276 --> 00:23:51,445
Yeah. Seek help.
526
00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:53,924
So, did you guys fuck or what?
527
00:23:53,948 --> 00:23:55,926
- Ew, Lucas.
- Come on.
528
00:23:55,950 --> 00:23:57,511
- Yeah, did you?
- No.
529
00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:59,638
But we have been sending the
water drop emoji back and forth,
530
00:23:59,662 --> 00:24:01,765
so I think it's gonna
happen this weekend.
531
00:24:01,789 --> 00:24:03,016
Totally.
532
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,601
Wait, what does
the water drop emoji have
533
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:05,668
to do with sex?
534
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,044
Lucas.
535
00:24:08,587 --> 00:24:10,089
It means wet, dude.
536
00:24:11,882 --> 00:24:13,175
Fuck!
537
00:24:13,717 --> 00:24:15,612
How are you
neither old nor foreign?
538
00:24:15,636 --> 00:24:18,347
It's bad. Really not good.
539
00:24:18,889 --> 00:24:20,116
So, when are you
seeing him again?
540
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,201
On Friday.
541
00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:22,351
Look at this.
542
00:24:27,481 --> 00:24:29,525
That's amazing.
543
00:24:30,693 --> 00:24:32,295
Do you know
where he's gonna take you?
544
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:33,403
I don't know.
545
00:24:43,831 --> 00:24:45,082
I'm going with Hawaii.
546
00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:48,043
Malaysia.
547
00:24:50,754 --> 00:24:53,132
- Hawaii. Fuck.
- Mm.
548
00:24:53,716 --> 00:24:55,735
I have never been so
physically comfortable in my life.
549
00:24:55,759 --> 00:24:57,404
- I can't move.
- Mm-mm.
550
00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:58,679
I refuse.
551
00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:00,365
It would be so hard.
552
00:25:00,389 --> 00:25:01,557
It would be like...
553
00:25:02,641 --> 00:25:04,518
like getting out of a jacuzzi.
554
00:25:05,644 --> 00:25:07,414
But the towels are so far away.
555
00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:08,856
They're just too far.
556
00:25:09,273 --> 00:25:11,859
- Mm.
- Unfortunately, I need to pee.
557
00:25:12,276 --> 00:25:14,379
- Okay.
- Give me an assist.
558
00:25:14,403 --> 00:25:16,362
Three, two...
559
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,211
Hi.
560
00:25:32,129 --> 00:25:33,440
What?
561
00:25:33,464 --> 00:25:34,733
Uh, what are you doing?
562
00:25:34,757 --> 00:25:36,067
I'm protecting myself
from what could be
563
00:25:36,091 --> 00:25:37,593
on your explore page.
564
00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:39,029
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
565
00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:41,573
- Ooh, it could get bad.
- I don't want to see.
566
00:25:41,597 --> 00:25:42,866
No, no.
567
00:25:42,890 --> 00:25:44,933
- Winston Churchill facts?
- Mm-hmm.
568
00:25:45,517 --> 00:25:47,978
This is supposed to be insight
into your worst interests.
569
00:25:48,354 --> 00:25:49,623
- It is my worst interests.
- No.
570
00:25:49,647 --> 00:25:51,082
That's not good enough.
Look at mine.
571
00:25:51,106 --> 00:25:53,209
- Mm-hmm.
- Plastic surgery before and after pics,
572
00:25:53,233 --> 00:25:54,419
'cause even my phone
knows I need it.
573
00:25:54,443 --> 00:25:56,588
- Shut up.
- It's true.
574
00:25:56,612 --> 00:25:58,465
Honestly, it sucks you have
to look at me so much.
575
00:25:58,489 --> 00:26:00,866
Honestly, it sucks that
you don't get to look at you.
576
00:26:11,418 --> 00:26:13,212
Get outta here!
577
00:26:15,631 --> 00:26:17,400
What was that?
578
00:26:17,424 --> 00:26:19,760
I'm just pulling all the bad
thoughts out of your head.
579
00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:23,597
I got about 80%.
580
00:26:24,098 --> 00:26:27,726
Still about 20 left, but it's
pretty good for the first round.
581
00:26:34,358 --> 00:26:36,461
No one's ever been
this sweet to me before.
582
00:26:36,485 --> 00:26:37,736
Well, they're idiots.
583
00:26:40,656 --> 00:26:41,925
Are you sure you're real
and not like
584
00:26:41,949 --> 00:26:44,678
a 2004 Matthew McConaughey
simulation?
585
00:26:44,702 --> 00:26:46,829
I've never felt this way
about somebody before.
586
00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:52,352
And I've only had
one serious girlfriend,
587
00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:54,813
and... she cheated on me.
588
00:26:54,837 --> 00:26:56,606
- So... yeah.
- Hmm.
589
00:26:56,630 --> 00:26:57,965
Yeah, same here.
590
00:26:58,674 --> 00:27:00,276
But he was really easy
to get over.
591
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,779
He once memorized the entire
Dark Knight opening monologue.
592
00:27:02,803 --> 00:27:04,948
That's lame.
593
00:27:04,972 --> 00:27:06,991
See, you get how hard
it is to trust people.
594
00:27:07,015 --> 00:27:08,142
Yeah.
595
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:12,020
Yeah. I was fucked
long before that, though.
596
00:27:13,063 --> 00:27:14,982
My mom left
when I was a little kid.
597
00:27:16,775 --> 00:27:19,295
And... I don't know,
598
00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:22,132
I guess... when your mom leaves,
599
00:27:22,156 --> 00:27:25,993
you don't really expect anybody
to stay for you, so...
600
00:27:27,244 --> 00:27:29,329
Sorry, I can't imagine
what that was like.
601
00:27:30,622 --> 00:27:31,874
It's okay.
602
00:27:32,624 --> 00:27:35,353
I didn't mean to trauma dump
on you or anything,
603
00:27:35,377 --> 00:27:36,813
- I just...
- No, it's okay.
604
00:27:36,837 --> 00:27:37,963
I, um...
605
00:27:39,965 --> 00:27:41,049
I really like you a lot.
606
00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:45,345
- I really like you a lot, too.
- You do?
607
00:27:49,141 --> 00:27:50,476
Speaking of...
608
00:28:00,152 --> 00:28:01,528
- You wanna open it?
- Okay.
609
00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:06,533
- It's shiny now?
- And gold.
610
00:28:07,868 --> 00:28:08,911
And new.
611
00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:11,514
And monogrammed.
612
00:28:11,538 --> 00:28:12,623
Oh.
613
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:17,270
You know, you... you don't have
to do stuff like this for me.
614
00:28:17,294 --> 00:28:19,546
I know. I want to.
615
00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:23,359
And I got one for me, too.
616
00:28:23,383 --> 00:28:24,717
- What?
- Yeah.
617
00:28:27,137 --> 00:28:29,032
Check it out.
618
00:28:29,056 --> 00:28:30,390
Oh, my gosh.
619
00:28:31,475 --> 00:28:32,744
I don't know what to say.
620
00:28:32,768 --> 00:28:34,621
Well, you don't have
to say anything.
621
00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:36,289
- I want yours.
- You want mine?
622
00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:37,540
Yeah. You can wear mine.
623
00:28:37,564 --> 00:28:38,750
That's cute. I want yours.
624
00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:40,150
- Thank you.
- Mm.
625
00:28:41,568 --> 00:28:44,047
Because A
and B together could transfer
626
00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:45,948
a fee simple
within their own lifetimes
627
00:28:46,406 --> 00:28:48,075
plus 21 years.
628
00:28:49,368 --> 00:28:51,137
Oh. Uh, my time is up.
629
00:28:51,161 --> 00:28:54,140
Remember, my office hours
are extended this week,
630
00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:55,833
and judging by
today's performance,
631
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,044
I suggest many
of you take advantage.
632
00:29:01,088 --> 00:29:03,130
Okay. Thank you.
633
00:29:09,137 --> 00:29:11,950
Two left in a coma.
One left confused.
634
00:29:11,974 --> 00:29:15,161
The manhunt continues after
hijacking suspects sped away.
635
00:29:15,185 --> 00:29:17,247
That's all we have for tonight.
Please stay tuned.
636
00:29:17,271 --> 00:29:18,631
Melissa Grayheart's
coming up next.
637
00:29:19,189 --> 00:29:20,166
I love you, Mackenzie.
638
00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:22,293
What the fuck?
639
00:29:22,317 --> 00:29:24,921
Well, it sounds like
love is in the air.
640
00:29:24,945 --> 00:29:26,756
They're dying,
and it was just like,
641
00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:28,132
there's so many people.
642
00:29:28,156 --> 00:29:30,449
And I freaked out in my car.
643
00:29:41,837 --> 00:29:44,357
Why do all hot guys
wrap towels around their waist?
644
00:29:44,381 --> 00:29:46,276
- You think I'm hot?
- You knew that already.
645
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,027
Don't you want your chest
to dry, too?
646
00:29:48,051 --> 00:29:50,304
It's a form
of expressing masculinity.
647
00:29:50,721 --> 00:29:52,514
Well, it's toxic.
You're gonna catch a cold.
648
00:29:54,057 --> 00:29:55,225
Anything for you, baby.
649
00:30:23,795 --> 00:30:25,732
Sorry, baby.
I wasn't on my phone.
650
00:30:25,756 --> 00:30:27,191
You viewed my story.
651
00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:28,651
Oh, I was only on there
for like a minute
652
00:30:28,675 --> 00:30:29,903
before I saw that you texted.
653
00:30:29,927 --> 00:30:31,720
- Sorry.
- Okay.
654
00:30:32,638 --> 00:30:35,015
- Well, hi, beautiful.
- Hold on.
655
00:30:42,397 --> 00:30:44,065
There she is.
656
00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:46,836
I'm so sleepy.
657
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,171
I just wanted to call
and say goodnight.
658
00:30:48,195 --> 00:30:49,404
So we're not gonna talk?
659
00:30:49,738 --> 00:30:51,740
Ugh, I wish, but I'm so tired.
660
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,409
Isn't it like 2:00 a.m. there?
661
00:30:54,743 --> 00:30:57,180
Yeah, I stayed up all night
just to talk to you.
662
00:30:57,204 --> 00:30:58,765
And I'm live at 6:00.
663
00:30:58,789 --> 00:31:00,850
What? Why did you do that?
664
00:31:00,874 --> 00:31:02,685
Because I can't sleep
without talking to you first.
665
00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:05,521
Well, that's really sweet
but just tell me next time
666
00:31:05,545 --> 00:31:07,798
so I'm not unknowingly
keeping you awake, okay?
667
00:31:09,049 --> 00:31:12,111
So, we're not gonna talk?
668
00:31:12,135 --> 00:31:13,363
No, I will.
669
00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:14,864
Remember when we used to stay up
670
00:31:14,888 --> 00:31:16,115
all night FaceTiming?
671
00:31:16,139 --> 00:31:17,367
What... what happened to that?
672
00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:19,369
Mm, I think because
we've been dating
673
00:31:19,393 --> 00:31:22,080
for a couple of months
and so we know each other now.
674
00:31:22,104 --> 00:31:23,957
I just miss you so much.
675
00:31:23,981 --> 00:31:26,233
- I miss you, too.
- Mm-mm.
676
00:31:27,901 --> 00:31:30,988
No, Mackenzie, I don't think
I could live without you.
677
00:31:31,321 --> 00:31:33,573
Oh, I love you.
678
00:31:34,408 --> 00:31:35,635
But you could live without me?
679
00:31:35,659 --> 00:31:36,785
I didn't say that.
680
00:31:37,327 --> 00:31:38,888
I mean, if I had to,
I'd find a way,
681
00:31:38,912 --> 00:31:40,192
but I wouldn't
be happy about it.
682
00:31:40,497 --> 00:31:41,975
Promise me
you'll never leave me.
683
00:31:41,999 --> 00:31:43,375
I promise.
684
00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:45,544
I love you forever.
685
00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:49,423
- Mackenzie!
- What? What happened?
686
00:31:50,757 --> 00:31:52,050
Can you say it back?
687
00:31:52,259 --> 00:31:54,320
Oh, I love you forever.
688
00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:56,739
From the most
to the least authoritative.
689
00:31:56,763 --> 00:31:59,242
The first one being
the U.S. Constitution.
690
00:31:59,266 --> 00:32:01,452
This is the supreme law
of the land,
691
00:32:01,476 --> 00:32:03,121
the Supremacy Clause.
692
00:32:03,145 --> 00:32:05,248
Even federal statute
can be challenged
693
00:32:05,272 --> 00:32:08,233
as being unconstitutional
in this legislation.
694
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:11,796
For homework tonight,
I need you to all look
695
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,965
at the principal case
very carefully.
696
00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:16,592
That means highlight
and take notes.
697
00:32:16,616 --> 00:32:19,095
Pages S-51 through 87.
698
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:21,121
If you have any questions,
you know...
699
00:32:33,175 --> 00:32:34,360
Hello?
700
00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:35,844
Why didn't you answer my calls?
701
00:32:36,386 --> 00:32:37,971
I was in class. What happened?
702
00:32:39,097 --> 00:32:40,158
Why are you ignoring me?
703
00:32:40,182 --> 00:32:41,284
I was in class.
704
00:32:41,308 --> 00:32:42,868
What's going on?
You're freaking me out.
705
00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:45,062
Why didn't you leave class
to answer?
706
00:32:45,562 --> 00:32:47,665
I-I-I just...
I didn't want to miss anything.
707
00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:50,376
God forbid. It's hard to believe
you couldn't even text me back.
708
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,961
I was just...
I was trying to focus.
709
00:32:51,985 --> 00:32:53,171
What is going on?
710
00:32:53,195 --> 00:32:54,297
I was trying to reach you
711
00:32:54,321 --> 00:32:55,363
for an hour and a half.
712
00:32:55,906 --> 00:32:56,966
Okay, well,
I'm on the phone now.
713
00:32:56,990 --> 00:32:58,551
Please tell me what's happening.
714
00:32:58,575 --> 00:33:00,494
I just wanted
to check in on you.
715
00:33:00,827 --> 00:33:02,305
You said there was an emergency.
716
00:33:02,329 --> 00:33:04,974
Yeah, when I couldn't reach you
for an hour and a half,
717
00:33:04,998 --> 00:33:06,309
I was really worried.
718
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:07,810
Jesus, you scared me.
What could have happened?
719
00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,479
- You know I'm in school.
- I don't know.
720
00:33:09,503 --> 00:33:11,564
A fucking shooting?
721
00:33:11,588 --> 00:33:13,149
Why are you laughing?
I was scared.
722
00:33:13,173 --> 00:33:15,485
You get anxious
when a person fucking sneezes.
723
00:33:15,509 --> 00:33:18,821
Okay. Sorry. I was busy.
724
00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:21,157
You were busy. Doing what?
725
00:33:21,181 --> 00:33:23,326
I mean, I'm sure
they grant you some autonomy
726
00:33:23,350 --> 00:33:24,368
during your little class.
727
00:33:24,392 --> 00:33:26,162
Why are you being such a dick?
728
00:33:26,186 --> 00:33:28,355
Wow. I was fucking joking.
729
00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:30,166
What exactly is the joke?
730
00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:32,877
The joke is
731
00:33:32,901 --> 00:33:35,379
I have an extremely
high-pressure job,
732
00:33:35,403 --> 00:33:36,881
and I still manage to answer
733
00:33:36,905 --> 00:33:39,175
every single one
of your calls and texts,
734
00:33:39,199 --> 00:33:41,344
because you are my priority.
735
00:33:41,368 --> 00:33:43,387
Finn, just because
I don't answer my phone
736
00:33:43,411 --> 00:33:45,598
when I'm busy doesn't mean
you're not my priority.
737
00:33:45,622 --> 00:33:47,666
You're on your phone 24/7.
738
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:51,562
And if you actually cared
about me, you would answer...
739
00:33:51,586 --> 00:33:53,189
you would find a way
to answer a call or a text.
740
00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:55,191
That's all I'm saying,
but instead I'm left
741
00:33:55,215 --> 00:33:59,779
looking at 10 missed phone
calls like a fucking idiot,
742
00:33:59,803 --> 00:34:02,139
because you don't give
a shit about me!
743
00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:04,367
I have to go. Okay?
744
00:34:04,391 --> 00:34:05,701
I-I-I'll call you
when I get home
745
00:34:05,725 --> 00:34:06,852
and you've calmed down.
746
00:34:10,814 --> 00:34:12,149
Oh, my God.
747
00:34:12,649 --> 00:34:13,983
Oh, my God.
748
00:34:15,944 --> 00:34:17,028
Fucking stop.
749
00:34:22,659 --> 00:34:24,720
So, they basically say
that men will get married
750
00:34:24,744 --> 00:34:26,389
to whoever they're with
at the time
751
00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:28,057
once they're ready
to settle down.
752
00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:31,144
But women wait to find the one
they want to settle down with.
753
00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:34,063
But anyone a guy is with, when
he's ready, he'll just marry.
754
00:34:34,087 --> 00:34:35,940
- Hi.
- Hey.
755
00:34:35,964 --> 00:34:39,569
Ally is really good
at making drinks.
756
00:34:39,593 --> 00:34:41,070
I taught myself last summer
757
00:34:41,094 --> 00:34:42,446
so I'd have something
going for me.
758
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:44,323
- What are you doing here?
- Oh.
759
00:34:44,347 --> 00:34:46,242
Uh, I mean,
you weren't answering,
760
00:34:46,266 --> 00:34:48,411
so I just stopped by
to see if you were home,
761
00:34:48,435 --> 00:34:50,562
and Ally said you were
probably out getting groceries.
762
00:34:52,981 --> 00:34:54,107
Hey.
763
00:34:54,608 --> 00:34:56,651
Um, I'm gonna change.
Will you come with me?
764
00:34:57,319 --> 00:34:58,320
Yeah.
765
00:35:05,452 --> 00:35:07,012
What are you...
what are you doing here?
766
00:35:07,704 --> 00:35:09,904
Well, we needed to talk,
and you didn't answer my calls.
767
00:35:10,582 --> 00:35:12,268
How could you not care enough
to even check in
768
00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:13,519
to see how I was doing?
769
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:14,979
I told you I would call you
when I got home,
770
00:35:15,003 --> 00:35:16,171
and I just got home, so...
771
00:35:16,588 --> 00:35:18,708
I mean, you haven't even tried
to make me feel better.
772
00:35:19,799 --> 00:35:21,110
I don't know
what I'm supposed to say.
773
00:35:21,134 --> 00:35:22,445
I just wanted to call
774
00:35:22,469 --> 00:35:24,387
and make sure you were safe
775
00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:26,139
and tell you I love you.
776
00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:28,767
Okay. I'm safe,
and I love you too.
777
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:31,621
Sure.
778
00:35:31,645 --> 00:35:33,021
Doesn't sound like it.
779
00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:37,501
Finn, could we maybe
just finish this tomorrow?
780
00:35:37,525 --> 00:35:39,170
It's been a really long day.
I'm tired.
781
00:35:39,194 --> 00:35:40,630
- You're tired?
- Yeah.
782
00:35:40,654 --> 00:35:41,964
I walked all the way over here
783
00:35:41,988 --> 00:35:43,507
and waited for you like a dog
784
00:35:43,531 --> 00:35:45,718
so that we wouldn't go
to sleep angry at each other.
785
00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:47,970
Do you have no regard
for my feelings whatsoever?
786
00:35:47,994 --> 00:35:49,680
Honestly, I kind of feel like
you don't really have
787
00:35:49,704 --> 00:35:50,890
any regard for my feelings
788
00:35:50,914 --> 00:35:52,832
or the fact that
I didn't invite you over.
789
00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:58,463
Where are you going?
790
00:35:59,214 --> 00:36:01,383
Finn! You... No...
791
00:36:02,425 --> 00:36:03,819
What... What are you doing?
792
00:36:03,843 --> 00:36:05,821
Oh, my God!
Why would you do that?
793
00:36:05,845 --> 00:36:07,365
Because you don't love me.
794
00:36:07,389 --> 00:36:08,908
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.
795
00:36:08,932 --> 00:36:10,534
Finn!
796
00:36:10,558 --> 00:36:12,370
- Oh, my God!
- What was that?
797
00:36:12,394 --> 00:36:14,163
- I love you!
- Ew, my roommate's having,
798
00:36:14,187 --> 00:36:17,208
like, disgusting loud sex
with her boyfriend.
799
00:36:17,232 --> 00:36:19,168
Stop it! What are you doing?
800
00:36:19,192 --> 00:36:20,318
What are you doing?
801
00:36:31,955 --> 00:36:33,766
- You don't care about me.
- Yes, I do.
802
00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:35,685
Can we please move on?
You're not being normal.
803
00:36:35,709 --> 00:36:37,687
I'm not being normal because
I'm trying to express to you
804
00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:40,690
the ways in which
you are making me unhappy.
805
00:36:40,714 --> 00:36:42,275
I think that
that's pretty normal.
806
00:36:42,299 --> 00:36:44,235
- I make you unhappy?
- Yes, Mackenzie.
807
00:36:44,259 --> 00:36:45,528
You make me want to kill myself.
808
00:36:45,552 --> 00:36:48,281
Jesus, what? That is so extreme.
809
00:36:48,305 --> 00:36:49,740
If I treated you
the way that you treat me,
810
00:36:49,764 --> 00:36:51,200
you'd want to
kill yourself, too.
811
00:36:51,224 --> 00:36:53,619
- Trust me.
- Will you please stop saying stuff like that?
812
00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:56,479
- You're scaring me.
- What a monster I am.
813
00:36:57,022 --> 00:36:59,041
Taking you to all these dinners,
814
00:36:59,065 --> 00:37:00,710
inviting you
to all these parties
815
00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:03,212
you'd never be invited to
in the first place,
816
00:37:03,236 --> 00:37:04,922
flying you places.
817
00:37:04,946 --> 00:37:07,049
My entire life
818
00:37:07,073 --> 00:37:08,968
revolves around you, Mackenzie,
819
00:37:08,992 --> 00:37:10,744
- and you don't give a fuck!
- I...
820
00:37:11,369 --> 00:37:13,222
I never asked you for anything.
821
00:37:13,246 --> 00:37:14,890
Yeah, well,
you don't do shit for me.
822
00:37:14,914 --> 00:37:17,310
I mean seriously, name one thing
you've done for me.
823
00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:18,728
I'm not gonna,
like, sit here and,
824
00:37:18,752 --> 00:37:20,646
and list off things
that I've done.
825
00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:22,064
I feel like I'm a loving person.
826
00:37:22,088 --> 00:37:23,733
Because you can't name one.
827
00:37:23,757 --> 00:37:25,508
Because I'm confused. I...
828
00:37:26,384 --> 00:37:29,071
I thought we were,
like, amazing.
829
00:37:29,095 --> 00:37:32,450
Of course, you feel like that
because I treat you really well.
830
00:37:32,474 --> 00:37:33,975
I treat you like gold.
831
00:37:34,351 --> 00:37:37,020
And you treat me
like a pile of shit.
832
00:37:39,189 --> 00:37:40,939
Fuck this.
I'm walking into traffic.
833
00:37:44,152 --> 00:37:45,445
Finn?
834
00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:50,617
- Finn! Oh, my God.
- No one's ever loved me.
835
00:37:51,576 --> 00:37:53,411
- Finn! Oh, my God.
- Just let me die.
836
00:37:53,745 --> 00:37:55,287
- Oh, my God.
- Let me die.
837
00:37:57,290 --> 00:37:58,458
What?
838
00:38:04,255 --> 00:38:06,108
I can't do anything right.
839
00:38:06,132 --> 00:38:08,527
Oh. I'm so fucking stupid!
840
00:38:08,551 --> 00:38:10,613
- No, you're not...
- I can't do anything right.
841
00:38:10,637 --> 00:38:11,947
No, no, no, please.
842
00:38:11,971 --> 00:38:13,449
Okay,
we're gonna go over the types
843
00:38:13,473 --> 00:38:15,868
of legislation now in hierarchy,
844
00:38:15,892 --> 00:38:18,120
from the most
to least authoritative.
845
00:38:18,144 --> 00:38:21,481
Okay, so the first one
being the U.S. Constitution.
846
00:38:22,148 --> 00:38:24,818
The supreme law of the land.
It's a policy clause.
847
00:38:25,485 --> 00:38:28,464
Even federal statutes
in this legislation
848
00:38:28,488 --> 00:38:31,967
can be challenged
as being unconstitutional.
849
00:38:31,991 --> 00:38:33,993
Okay, number two,
federal statutes.
850
00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,353
Third one is treaties.
851
00:38:42,377 --> 00:38:46,315
A diplomatic instrument.
It's a compact between nations.
852
00:38:46,339 --> 00:38:48,484
It may have incidental
side effects
853
00:38:48,508 --> 00:38:50,820
as federal legislation.
854
00:38:50,844 --> 00:38:54,264
The fourth type of legislation
is state constitutions.
855
00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:56,409
Here, it's more likely
to deal with at length
856
00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:58,494
in a very specific term.
857
00:38:58,518 --> 00:39:02,039
Subjects like school
and police administration,
858
00:39:02,063 --> 00:39:05,358
lotteries, state
and municipal budgeting,
859
00:39:05,942 --> 00:39:09,422
uh, tenure of civil
service employees, et cetera.
860
00:39:09,446 --> 00:39:12,883
The Supreme Court of the U.S.
is not superior in authority
861
00:39:12,907 --> 00:39:16,536
to state courts
on questions of local state law.
862
00:39:17,579 --> 00:39:19,849
Number five. State statutes.
863
00:39:19,873 --> 00:39:22,435
The effectiveness of
a state statutory provision
864
00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:24,395
may be challenged in court
865
00:39:24,419 --> 00:39:26,856
that it violates
some prohibition
866
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,401
in the U.S. Constitution.
Okay, and...
867
00:39:30,425 --> 00:39:31,944
Ow!
868
00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:33,571
You're so sensitive.
869
00:39:33,595 --> 00:39:34,947
How else do you expect me
to do this?
870
00:39:34,971 --> 00:39:38,266
Slower and quieter, maybe?
871
00:39:39,017 --> 00:39:40,268
Okay.
872
00:39:41,769 --> 00:39:44,689
That's... Okay.
Now you're just being rude.
873
00:39:48,485 --> 00:39:49,712
What the fuck?
874
00:39:49,736 --> 00:39:52,047
Oh. Oh, this.
875
00:39:52,071 --> 00:39:54,383
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't even notice this.
876
00:39:54,407 --> 00:39:55,551
Wildly unnecessary.
877
00:39:55,575 --> 00:39:58,387
I'm sorry,
but he is so fucking corny.
878
00:39:58,411 --> 00:40:01,265
It's a lot of flower water,
which gets very stinky.
879
00:40:01,289 --> 00:40:03,434
In two days, this will just be
stinky flower water.
880
00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:05,311
Okay, Kenz,
can you do me a favor?
881
00:40:05,335 --> 00:40:07,062
- What's up?
- Can you check my close friends
882
00:40:07,086 --> 00:40:09,607
and just tell me if it's obvious
I'm posting on it for my crush?
883
00:40:09,631 --> 00:40:11,650
- Lucas said I look desperate.
- Very desperate.
884
00:40:11,674 --> 00:40:14,761
I've never seen anyone use
that feature to pout before.
885
00:40:15,929 --> 00:40:18,282
Are you kidding?
"Lit" doesn't count as a word.
886
00:40:18,306 --> 00:40:20,600
This is everything
that's wrong with our culture.
887
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,746
- Literally always been a word.
- Babe, come on.
888
00:40:23,770 --> 00:40:25,289
- Kenz?
- What?
889
00:40:25,313 --> 00:40:27,416
You solving a mystery
over there, or what's going on?
890
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,251
No, I'm just...
I'm just messaging Finn.
891
00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:30,920
It's, um, it's easier
on my laptop
892
00:40:30,944 --> 00:40:32,277
'cause then
my thumbs don't hurt.
893
00:40:33,446 --> 00:40:35,424
Uh, what's going on?
Is everything okay?
894
00:40:35,448 --> 00:40:38,010
It will be. We got
into our first fight last night.
895
00:40:38,034 --> 00:40:40,429
I think that maybe I've been
taking him for granted a little bit,
896
00:40:40,453 --> 00:40:42,598
and he's feeling insecure.
897
00:40:42,622 --> 00:40:43,807
Does he feel insecure
898
00:40:43,831 --> 00:40:45,976
because you guys
are together all the time,
899
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,186
and then when
you're not together
900
00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:48,461
you're also still talking?
901
00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:51,148
I get it.
I once got upset at Cody,
902
00:40:51,172 --> 00:40:53,150
because he got up before me
on a Sunday morning
903
00:40:53,174 --> 00:40:54,944
and then never came
back in to cuddle.
904
00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:57,530
I just walked out, and he was
sitting there on his phone.
905
00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,304
Like, are you joking?
906
00:41:00,807 --> 00:41:02,326
If you're not gonna do therapy,
907
00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:04,602
can you at least look
at the TikToks I send you?
908
00:41:05,144 --> 00:41:06,497
"Lit" is a word, by the way.
909
00:41:06,521 --> 00:41:09,041
- Oh...
- Yeah, yeah.
910
00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:10,125
I hate myself.
911
00:41:10,149 --> 00:41:11,961
You should. You actually should.
912
00:41:11,985 --> 00:41:14,129
- I have to go.
- What? You just got here.
913
00:41:14,153 --> 00:41:15,446
Sorry.
914
00:41:16,322 --> 00:41:17,466
Fuck!
915
00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:19,552
I mean... fuck.
916
00:41:19,576 --> 00:41:21,411
Ooh, could you get me
some allergy meds?
917
00:41:23,329 --> 00:41:24,956
"Lit isn't a word, babe."
918
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:28,333
Did you just lower your own
man-voice to imitate me?
919
00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:33,148
I'm... I'm really sorry
that I made you feel that way.
920
00:41:33,172 --> 00:41:34,692
I just don't want you
to do things
921
00:41:34,716 --> 00:41:36,342
that are gonna
make you resent me.
922
00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:38,362
You're making me feel
really bad.
923
00:41:38,386 --> 00:41:40,406
I'm not trying to make
you feel bad. I just...
924
00:41:40,430 --> 00:41:42,790
No, I know, I thought we were
gonna forget about last night.
925
00:41:42,932 --> 00:41:44,434
No, we are. It's just...
926
00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:47,997
it's a little hard for me
to brush past you saying
927
00:41:48,021 --> 00:41:49,480
I make you want
to kill yourself.
928
00:41:50,023 --> 00:41:51,649
I don't know what got into me.
929
00:41:54,611 --> 00:41:56,529
I think I was trying
to sabotage us.
930
00:41:57,447 --> 00:41:58,531
Why?
931
00:41:59,198 --> 00:42:01,260
Because sometimes I think
you're too good to be true
932
00:42:01,284 --> 00:42:02,952
and I'm scared
you're gonna leave me.
933
00:42:06,539 --> 00:42:07,957
I'm not going anywhere.
934
00:42:08,374 --> 00:42:10,251
- You promise?
- Yes.
935
00:42:13,254 --> 00:42:14,607
I think you're the first person
936
00:42:14,631 --> 00:42:16,215
that's, like, ever
seen me like that.
937
00:42:16,966 --> 00:42:18,360
- Really?
- Yeah.
938
00:42:18,384 --> 00:42:19,862
I mean, I used to get
these panic attacks
939
00:42:19,886 --> 00:42:21,196
when I was like 10.
940
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,948
Is that when your mom left?
941
00:42:22,972 --> 00:42:24,349
It was more my dad.
942
00:42:24,766 --> 00:42:26,726
He really struggled a lot
when my mom left.
943
00:42:27,185 --> 00:42:31,707
And... it sounds stupid.
944
00:42:31,731 --> 00:42:33,083
It sounds really stupid.
945
00:42:33,107 --> 00:42:34,376
I can't believe
I'm telling you this.
946
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,753
The first panic attack happened
947
00:42:35,777 --> 00:42:37,713
after I begged my dad
to let me have
948
00:42:37,737 --> 00:42:39,530
a sleepover with my friends.
949
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,700
All the kids in my elementary
school class would have 'em.
950
00:42:43,701 --> 00:42:45,304
Their moms would be there
setting it up.
951
00:42:45,328 --> 00:42:47,556
After begging my dad
for a really long time,
952
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,040
he finally let me have one.
953
00:42:49,582 --> 00:42:50,708
When they came over,
954
00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,419
I had realized
that my dad forgot.
955
00:42:55,254 --> 00:42:56,798
And there was nothing set up.
956
00:42:57,507 --> 00:42:59,550
There was no food,
and the house was dirty.
957
00:43:00,051 --> 00:43:01,779
We all just sat there,
and within an hour,
958
00:43:01,803 --> 00:43:04,347
they all called their moms
and asked them to pick them up.
959
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:08,476
And so I just...
I had a panic attack.
960
00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:10,895
Baby.
961
00:43:12,522 --> 00:43:13,815
That's so sad.
962
00:43:14,691 --> 00:43:16,234
You know how precious
you are to me?
963
00:43:18,444 --> 00:43:19,612
You don't hate me, do you?
964
00:43:20,863 --> 00:43:22,633
Of course not.
965
00:43:22,657 --> 00:43:24,450
You know, this is what love is.
966
00:43:26,202 --> 00:43:28,496
You see someone through
their worst moments.
967
00:43:29,372 --> 00:43:30,623
Can you do me a favor?
968
00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:32,208
Anything.
969
00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:34,669
Can you delete
our text messages?
970
00:43:35,503 --> 00:43:37,523
Sure.
971
00:43:37,547 --> 00:43:40,215
- I'm just so embarrassed.
- No, it's okay. Don't be.
972
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:44,863
- You really still love me?
- Yes.
973
00:43:44,887 --> 00:43:47,390
You are the best boyfriend
in the whole world.
974
00:43:50,768 --> 00:43:53,271
- I love you forever.
- I love you forever.
975
00:43:56,899 --> 00:43:59,211
First of all, you guys,
976
00:43:59,235 --> 00:44:01,004
she likes karaoke.
977
00:44:01,028 --> 00:44:03,549
So, like, already I'm superior.
978
00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:04,800
Because I have
a self-awareness to
979
00:44:04,824 --> 00:44:06,009
- not sing in public.
- Sure.
980
00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:07,219
No offense, Lucas.
981
00:44:07,243 --> 00:44:08,512
What's second of all?
982
00:44:08,536 --> 00:44:10,639
Second of all,
is I did some light stalking.
983
00:44:10,663 --> 00:44:12,307
Like, she's never written
one of her own captions
984
00:44:12,331 --> 00:44:14,810
in her entire life.
It's so obvious.
985
00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:18,296
See this?
It's absolutely insane.
986
00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:21,400
Every post has
a different personality.
987
00:44:21,424 --> 00:44:22,901
I mean, she's outsourcing.
988
00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:24,653
Like, this has
a full writers' room.
989
00:44:24,677 --> 00:44:26,989
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, yes.
990
00:44:27,013 --> 00:44:28,824
Got the res for Saturday, so...
991
00:44:28,848 --> 00:44:30,743
- For where?
- Chez Louis.
992
00:44:30,767 --> 00:44:32,202
Ugh, I knew
you were gonna say that.
993
00:44:32,226 --> 00:44:33,829
I hate when you pretend
you're in Paris.
994
00:44:33,853 --> 00:44:34,997
It makes me so nauseous.
995
00:44:35,021 --> 00:44:36,999
- What's Saturday?
- The reunion.
996
00:44:37,023 --> 00:44:39,001
- Oh, fuck, that's right.
- What reunion?
997
00:44:39,025 --> 00:44:41,837
Some people from our college
dining club are in town.
998
00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,088
You're not gonna flake, are you?
999
00:44:43,112 --> 00:44:44,822
No, of course not.
1000
00:44:46,115 --> 00:44:47,408
What's dining club?
1001
00:44:48,201 --> 00:44:50,179
You guys do dinners?
1002
00:44:50,203 --> 00:44:52,014
Yeah, and we talk about things.
1003
00:44:52,038 --> 00:44:53,706
Oh, what kind of things?
1004
00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:57,269
World events, life,
1005
00:44:57,293 --> 00:45:02,858
thoughts, religion,
politics, sports, sex.
1006
00:45:02,882 --> 00:45:05,402
- So, so dinner.
- Yeah.
1007
00:45:05,426 --> 00:45:07,863
That's the most pretentious shit
I've ever heard in my life.
1008
00:45:07,887 --> 00:45:09,281
- Wow.
- Wow.
1009
00:45:09,305 --> 00:45:10,866
No, it's not.
1010
00:45:10,890 --> 00:45:12,701
It's... It-it-it's not
pretentious, actually.
1011
00:45:12,725 --> 00:45:13,911
It's quite nuanced.
1012
00:45:13,935 --> 00:45:15,954
- No, it's definitely pretentious.
- Thank you.
1013
00:45:15,978 --> 00:45:18,481
No. It sounds fun. Sounds fun.
1014
00:45:19,899 --> 00:45:21,150
Do you wanna come?
1015
00:45:21,734 --> 00:45:24,630
- No, seriously.
- Could he, you think?
1016
00:45:24,654 --> 00:45:28,967
Could he come to our
college club reunion?
1017
00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,594
I don't know if you
would enjoy yourself.
1018
00:45:30,618 --> 00:45:33,305
It's gonna be like a lot
of dumb reminiscing and...
1019
00:45:33,329 --> 00:45:35,265
Yeah, it's fine.
It's not that fun.
1020
00:45:35,289 --> 00:45:37,100
It's like... like...
1021
00:45:37,124 --> 00:45:39,436
I mean, I... I mean, it was,
like, really hard to get a table,
1022
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:42,255
but I'm sure I could ask
if we could have one more.
1023
00:45:42,672 --> 00:45:44,775
Might only need one chair
for the two of you.
1024
00:45:44,799 --> 00:45:46,425
You know?
1025
00:45:46,801 --> 00:45:48,904
You guys, it's...
it's fine, 'kay.
1026
00:45:48,928 --> 00:45:51,573
- Seriously, you do your thing.
- Are you sure, baby?
1027
00:45:51,597 --> 00:45:53,933
Yeah, I don't need to be there.
I really don't.
1028
00:45:56,435 --> 00:45:58,288
Aren't you just
the sweetest thing
1029
00:45:58,312 --> 00:45:59,355
in the world?
1030
00:46:01,315 --> 00:46:02,775
You're so sweet.
1031
00:46:15,705 --> 00:46:16,682
What's this?
1032
00:46:16,706 --> 00:46:17,850
What does it look like?
1033
00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:18,934
It's a sleepover.
1034
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,936
Actually, if...
if I do say so myself,
1035
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,938
it's... it's kind of
the perfect sleepover.
1036
00:46:22,962 --> 00:46:25,649
We've got snacks.
We've got video games.
1037
00:46:25,673 --> 00:46:27,484
We've got...
Oh, it's a little off-brand,
1038
00:46:27,508 --> 00:46:30,028
but we've got shrooms.
1039
00:46:30,052 --> 00:46:31,613
Listen, I know...
I know that sometimes
1040
00:46:31,637 --> 00:46:33,490
I can, like, get in my own head,
1041
00:46:33,514 --> 00:46:35,784
and it might seem like
I don't appreciate you
1042
00:46:35,808 --> 00:46:37,661
or I'm not grateful for you,
but I really am.
1043
00:46:37,685 --> 00:46:39,395
And... and I think
about you all the time.
1044
00:46:39,896 --> 00:46:41,832
And... and I've already
cried twice thinking about you
1045
00:46:41,856 --> 00:46:44,150
as a little boy
at that sleepover, so...
1046
00:46:45,276 --> 00:46:46,611
You're all I need.
1047
00:46:47,570 --> 00:46:49,298
I'm sorry if I ever
made you feel otherwise.
1048
00:46:49,322 --> 00:46:50,883
No, I'm sorry
it took me this long
1049
00:46:50,907 --> 00:46:52,325
to do something nice for you.
1050
00:46:52,867 --> 00:46:55,161
♪ Baby, last week ♪
1051
00:46:55,828 --> 00:46:57,668
You're not gonna get rid
of me that easy, okay?
1052
00:46:57,872 --> 00:46:59,874
♪ Makin' love to me ♪
1053
00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:03,145
- You wanna do shrooms?
- Yeah.
1054
00:47:03,169 --> 00:47:04,563
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1055
00:47:04,587 --> 00:47:06,315
I know you didn't know
this about me before,
1056
00:47:06,339 --> 00:47:07,983
‘cause I don't like
to bring it up, like, early on,
1057
00:47:08,007 --> 00:47:09,526
- as I don't like to show off.
- What?
1058
00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:10,986
But I'm the best Pikachu
in the world.
1059
00:47:11,010 --> 00:47:12,696
- Oh, are you?
- I'm the best in the world.
1060
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,323
Like, actually,
I'm the best in the world.
1061
00:47:14,347 --> 00:47:16,158
Like, they call it
"edgeguarding."
1062
00:47:16,182 --> 00:47:17,326
I call it "hating."
1063
00:47:17,350 --> 00:47:18,994
I am the best.
1064
00:47:19,018 --> 00:47:20,495
I'm actually the best Pikachu
in the world.
1065
00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:22,247
Like, you can't beat the graph.
You can't beat the graph.
1066
00:47:22,271 --> 00:47:23,999
- No, I really can't, actually.
- You can't beat the graph.
1067
00:47:24,023 --> 00:47:25,334
I'm sorry. It's like,
it's... it's not fair.
1068
00:47:25,358 --> 00:47:26,501
Cheers.
1069
00:47:26,525 --> 00:47:28,085
It's the most
underrated dessert, right?
1070
00:47:28,778 --> 00:47:29,945
By far.
1071
00:47:33,658 --> 00:47:35,177
- Tickle monster.
- No.
1072
00:47:35,201 --> 00:47:36,386
Get a little tickle man.
1073
00:47:36,410 --> 00:47:39,056
♪ But I know where you went ♪
1074
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,223
♪ And I'll be around ♪
1075
00:47:40,247 --> 00:47:41,623
You're so nasty, ugh.
1076
00:47:44,543 --> 00:47:46,688
Ugh, I feel so sick.
1077
00:47:46,712 --> 00:47:49,464
Really? I feel amazing.
1078
00:47:51,050 --> 00:47:54,446
♪ I've been gettin' so used to ♪
1079
00:47:54,470 --> 00:47:56,514
♪ Living so lonely ♪
1080
00:48:04,438 --> 00:48:07,650
I really need to brush my teeth,
but I'm too cozy to move.
1081
00:48:14,907 --> 00:48:16,426
Oh, where are you going?
1082
00:48:16,450 --> 00:48:18,035
Oh, no, I don't want you to go.
1083
00:48:36,387 --> 00:48:37,555
What the fuck?
1084
00:48:38,055 --> 00:48:39,765
Anything for my princess.
1085
00:49:08,169 --> 00:49:09,462
Mm-mm.
1086
00:49:10,129 --> 00:49:11,940
- I have to get...
- Mm-mm.
1087
00:49:11,964 --> 00:49:13,859
I have to get ready.
1088
00:49:13,883 --> 00:49:15,986
I'm sorry.
1089
00:49:16,010 --> 00:49:17,154
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah.
1090
00:49:17,178 --> 00:49:18,596
- Mm-mm.
- It's time.
1091
00:49:21,390 --> 00:49:23,160
Mm-mm. Sorry.
1092
00:49:23,184 --> 00:49:25,287
Let go.
1093
00:49:25,311 --> 00:49:27,706
- Mm-mm.
- I'm gonna be late for dinner.
1094
00:49:27,730 --> 00:49:30,167
Oh, for the geniuses
who think they invented dinner.
1095
00:49:30,191 --> 00:49:32,461
Ah, yes, of course.
1096
00:49:32,485 --> 00:49:34,862
- Thank you.
- Please, my lady.
1097
00:49:38,574 --> 00:49:41,178
I really wish we were spending
my last night together.
1098
00:49:41,202 --> 00:49:42,471
I know, I do too.
1099
00:49:42,495 --> 00:49:44,080
But you'll only be gone
for a week,
1100
00:49:44,622 --> 00:49:46,349
and I will be back
right after dinner.
1101
00:49:46,373 --> 00:49:47,666
We'll only have an hour.
1102
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,335
We'll have all night, baby.
1103
00:49:49,752 --> 00:49:51,396
You're gonna be home at 10:00
1104
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:52,856
and in bed by 11:00.
1105
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,484
Which is fine. I just need
to manage my expectations.
1106
00:49:55,508 --> 00:49:56,651
I'm sorry, you're right.
1107
00:49:56,675 --> 00:49:57,986
I... I don't know what
time I'll be home,
1108
00:49:58,010 --> 00:49:59,529
but it won't be late
1109
00:49:59,553 --> 00:50:01,263
and we'll have the morning,
1110
00:50:01,639 --> 00:50:02,991
and the rest of our lives.
1111
00:50:03,015 --> 00:50:04,599
Mm-hmm, fine.
1112
00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:09,331
I wish
I could stay home with you.
1113
00:50:09,355 --> 00:50:11,541
I don't really see them a lot,
and embarrassingly enough,
1114
00:50:11,565 --> 00:50:13,585
they were like the only thing
that got me through school, so...
1115
00:50:13,609 --> 00:50:15,087
- You didn't like college?
- Not really.
1116
00:50:15,111 --> 00:50:16,546
It was kind of
a difficult time for me.
1117
00:50:16,570 --> 00:50:18,840
- Why?
- I had this professor
1118
00:50:18,864 --> 00:50:21,384
he would ask me to come
to his office all the time,
1119
00:50:21,408 --> 00:50:23,095
and then he started
pouring me drinks there,
1120
00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:26,556
and... I mean,
it was very cliché
1121
00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:27,891
in a lot of ways, but I just,
1122
00:50:27,915 --> 00:50:30,209
I never really thought
he would try anything.
1123
00:50:30,543 --> 00:50:32,229
I really looked up to him and...
1124
00:50:32,253 --> 00:50:34,523
But he did... he did try
to kiss me one day,
1125
00:50:34,547 --> 00:50:37,049
and then I rejected him and...
1126
00:50:37,550 --> 00:50:39,009
I didn't feel unsafe, you know?
1127
00:50:39,426 --> 00:50:40,886
But, um, he just...
1128
00:50:42,012 --> 00:50:44,116
he got really hostile
with me in class after that,
1129
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:46,076
so I went and I told
the counselor,
1130
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,452
like you're supposed
to do on campus,
1131
00:50:47,476 --> 00:50:49,371
and before I knew it,
he was fired,
1132
00:50:49,395 --> 00:50:51,355
and somehow everyone knew
it was because of me.
1133
00:50:51,689 --> 00:50:53,107
What a piece of shit.
1134
00:50:53,774 --> 00:50:56,527
Yeah, it was just...
I don't know, it was shitty.
1135
00:50:57,444 --> 00:50:58,713
All the students
really loved him,
1136
00:50:58,737 --> 00:51:00,757
and it felt like
it was all my fault.
1137
00:51:00,781 --> 00:51:02,992
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
1138
00:51:03,534 --> 00:51:05,428
- You're so sweet.
- No.
1139
00:51:05,452 --> 00:51:08,431
Listen, I'm just gonna go
for the minimum amount of time,
1140
00:51:08,455 --> 00:51:11,434
and then I will run back
to cuddle and kiss.
1141
00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:12,978
Okay? Wait...
1142
00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:14,271
Just wait, one more thing.
1143
00:51:14,295 --> 00:51:15,730
I have to tell you
one more thing.
1144
00:51:15,754 --> 00:51:18,650
- What?
- That I love you forever.
1145
00:51:18,674 --> 00:51:21,069
Animals sleep on the ground
because they don't have another option.
1146
00:51:21,093 --> 00:51:23,405
We want a comfortable place,
but we just assume they don't?
1147
00:51:23,429 --> 00:51:24,823
It's preposterous.
1148
00:51:24,847 --> 00:51:27,159
There should be animal beds
every few miles.
1149
00:51:27,183 --> 00:51:29,995
Actually, humans are supposed
to sleep on the floor.
1150
00:51:30,019 --> 00:51:32,289
You can't just put a mattress
out in the woods. It'll rot.
1151
00:51:32,313 --> 00:51:34,082
I think an animal's
more likely to choke
1152
00:51:34,106 --> 00:51:36,084
on a mattress spring
rather than sleep on a mattress.
1153
00:51:36,108 --> 00:51:39,421
Yes, that will do.
1154
00:51:39,445 --> 00:51:41,464
No, Ally, you would test
the elements.
1155
00:51:41,488 --> 00:51:43,758
If you... if anyone actually
cared about animals,
1156
00:51:43,782 --> 00:51:44,909
they'd figure this out.
1157
00:51:45,326 --> 00:51:47,596
But no, of course not.
We have our top minds
1158
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:49,097
creating AI code
1159
00:51:49,121 --> 00:51:51,933
that turns a photo of you
into a Renaissance painting.
1160
00:51:51,957 --> 00:51:54,418
Like, mine wasn't even good.
1161
00:51:54,919 --> 00:51:57,189
I think it's very sweet that
you want to make beds for deer.
1162
00:51:57,213 --> 00:51:58,440
Yeah, cause
everything's perfect.
1163
00:51:58,464 --> 00:52:01,109
There's no more sexism,
racism, genocide.
1164
00:52:01,133 --> 00:52:03,111
All unhoused people
are taken care of.
1165
00:52:03,135 --> 00:52:04,529
And the last thing to figure out
1166
00:52:04,553 --> 00:52:06,698
is a comfortable
night's sleep for a raccoon.
1167
00:52:06,722 --> 00:52:08,700
Um, you can't smoke here.
1168
00:52:08,724 --> 00:52:11,119
Oh, I know,
it's just for the aesthetic.
1169
00:52:11,143 --> 00:52:14,497
Cigarettes are disgusting.
But it's very French.
1170
00:52:14,521 --> 00:52:16,291
Oh, and explain sanpaku to them.
1171
00:52:16,315 --> 00:52:18,293
So, sanpaku is when you have,
1172
00:52:18,317 --> 00:52:20,462
you see the whites
of your eyes below.
1173
00:52:20,486 --> 00:52:22,672
I think, like, the hottest
people have it. I have that.
1174
00:52:22,696 --> 00:52:24,007
I don't have sanpaku eyes,
1175
00:52:24,031 --> 00:52:25,467
but I do have a mild case of...
1176
00:52:25,491 --> 00:52:27,177
You can't really see
right now but when...
1177
00:52:27,201 --> 00:52:28,720
Hey, hey, no phones.
1178
00:52:28,744 --> 00:52:30,513
- You know the rules.
- Sorry. Sorry, I'm just texting.
1179
00:52:30,537 --> 00:52:32,349
I just feel like now
that I'm 26, I can't, like, cry
1180
00:52:32,373 --> 00:52:33,558
and have it feel like,
"Oh, you know,
1181
00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:35,143
- a young woman is crying."
- Sorry, okay.
1182
00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:37,020
Thank you.
1183
00:52:37,044 --> 00:52:39,481
So, I brought Julie
to my, you know,
1184
00:52:39,505 --> 00:52:41,066
my little thing
that I do every week.
1185
00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:42,567
She didn't speak.
She didn't mutter a word.
1186
00:52:42,591 --> 00:52:44,361
I was like,
"Why would I bring you here,
1187
00:52:44,385 --> 00:52:45,695
you're like a dead corpse?"
1188
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,530
I'd rather not have friend...
1189
00:52:47,554 --> 00:52:49,194
I'd rather act like
I didn't have friends.
1190
00:52:49,431 --> 00:52:51,326
Silent but sweet,
like silent but sweet.
1191
00:52:51,350 --> 00:52:53,161
But, like, instead,
I bring Julie.
1192
00:52:53,185 --> 00:52:54,663
- You get it, right?
- Of course.
1193
00:52:54,687 --> 00:52:55,872
I think it's just like... I...
1194
00:52:55,896 --> 00:52:57,064
I just think it's so obvious.
1195
00:52:57,898 --> 00:53:00,693
Like, okay, so when
you have someone like...
1196
00:53:01,277 --> 00:53:03,546
Finn, what is going on?
1197
00:53:03,570 --> 00:53:05,215
I should be asking you that.
1198
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:06,841
Asking me what?
I... I'm at dinner,
1199
00:53:06,865 --> 00:53:08,909
and I look up to see
your friend spying on me.
1200
00:53:09,451 --> 00:53:11,179
Harrison's not spying on you.
1201
00:53:11,203 --> 00:53:13,431
He texted me a photo
about running into you there.
1202
00:53:13,455 --> 00:53:15,058
Okay, well, then,
why wouldn't he just come up
1203
00:53:15,082 --> 00:53:17,394
and say hi to me
like a normal person?
1204
00:53:17,418 --> 00:53:19,354
Because he's shy.
1205
00:53:19,378 --> 00:53:21,523
And plus, if you weren't
doing anything wrong,
1206
00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:23,108
then what's wrong with him
taking a photo of you?
1207
00:53:23,132 --> 00:53:25,676
I really should not have to
explain why that's bothersome.
1208
00:53:27,303 --> 00:53:28,387
Is Lucas there?
1209
00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:30,782
Why are you asking me that
like you didn't just see
1210
00:53:30,806 --> 00:53:32,200
a photo of us at the same table?
1211
00:53:32,224 --> 00:53:33,410
Well, you're sitting
awfully close
1212
00:53:33,434 --> 00:53:34,452
to him, don't you think?
1213
00:53:34,476 --> 00:53:35,870
You mean next to him?
1214
00:53:35,894 --> 00:53:37,247
Yeah, yeah, Finn,
1215
00:53:37,271 --> 00:53:39,773
I'm sitting next to my friend
at a dinner table.
1216
00:53:40,149 --> 00:53:42,043
- This is crazy.
- Don't call me crazy.
1217
00:53:42,067 --> 00:53:44,254
Don't even insinuate
that I am crazy,
1218
00:53:44,278 --> 00:53:47,382
because you have no idea
what goes on in my head!
1219
00:53:47,406 --> 00:53:48,574
Okay.
1220
00:53:49,325 --> 00:53:51,553
Okay, I'm... I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
1221
00:53:51,577 --> 00:53:53,177
I just find it disrespectful,
that's all.
1222
00:53:53,704 --> 00:53:55,223
You find what disrespectful?
1223
00:53:55,247 --> 00:53:56,558
That you're so close to a guy
1224
00:53:56,582 --> 00:53:58,167
who's obviously
in love with you.
1225
00:53:58,709 --> 00:54:01,604
Lucas is not in love with me.
1226
00:54:01,628 --> 00:54:03,589
I see things
that you don't, okay?
1227
00:54:05,341 --> 00:54:07,402
Imagine how you would feel
if I left you alone
1228
00:54:07,426 --> 00:54:09,404
to go to dinner with some girl
you knew was in love with me.
1229
00:54:09,428 --> 00:54:10,780
Yeah, that would be
really shitty,
1230
00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:12,449
but that's not what's happening.
1231
00:54:12,473 --> 00:54:14,743
The only women
that have my number
1232
00:54:14,767 --> 00:54:17,954
are women that I work with,
‘cause I changed it when we met
1233
00:54:17,978 --> 00:54:20,314
so that you would
never feel uncomfortable.
1234
00:54:21,023 --> 00:54:22,459
Like, what have you done for me?
1235
00:54:22,483 --> 00:54:24,252
What?
1236
00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:26,087
Yeah, but you don't
even post me anymore.
1237
00:54:26,111 --> 00:54:27,488
I barely post.
1238
00:54:28,947 --> 00:54:31,176
And I planned a whole night
for you, like, two days ago.
1239
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,761
Oh.
1240
00:54:32,785 --> 00:54:34,804
The sleepover?
1241
00:54:34,828 --> 00:54:37,599
Mackenzie, that is embarrassing.
I'm an adult.
1242
00:54:37,623 --> 00:54:40,101
Okay, well, I'm sorry
I'm a normal person
1243
00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,936
and not, like, a producer
on The Bachelor.
1244
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,127
I... I...
1245
00:54:44,213 --> 00:54:46,107
I can't... I have to go.
1246
00:54:46,131 --> 00:54:47,359
Okay? I have to go.
1247
00:54:47,383 --> 00:54:48,651
Are you seriously gonna hang up?
1248
00:54:48,675 --> 00:54:49,778
I'm not hanging up.
1249
00:54:49,802 --> 00:54:51,112
I'm telling you
that I'm leaving.
1250
00:54:51,136 --> 00:54:52,447
There's a difference, okay?
1251
00:54:52,471 --> 00:54:53,782
Go. Have fun!
1252
00:54:53,806 --> 00:54:57,285
I'll be sitting here
doing nothing like always!
1253
00:54:57,309 --> 00:54:59,454
Yeah, rest assured, it will
be nearly impossible for me
1254
00:54:59,478 --> 00:55:00,789
to have fun
after this conversation.
1255
00:55:00,813 --> 00:55:03,541
Why are you being
so mean to me?!
1256
00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:06,669
I don't get it!
I'm so nice to you!
1257
00:55:06,693 --> 00:55:09,172
You should be
treating me like a king!
1258
00:55:09,196 --> 00:55:10,996
You know how many women
would want to date me?
1259
00:55:11,198 --> 00:55:14,135
Any other guy
would be texting girls,
1260
00:55:14,159 --> 00:55:15,637
and probably cheating on you.
1261
00:55:15,661 --> 00:55:16,787
On you, especially.
1262
00:55:17,204 --> 00:55:18,473
What is that supposed to mean?
1263
00:55:18,497 --> 00:55:21,518
- Mackenzie, we never have sex.
- We have sex.
1264
00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,228
- Since when is this an issue?
- Since always.
1265
00:55:23,252 --> 00:55:25,003
Am I the only one
in this relationship?
1266
00:55:25,421 --> 00:55:28,024
My friends think it's so fucked
up the way that you treat me.
1267
00:55:28,048 --> 00:55:30,652
I mean, their girlfriends
have sex with them every day.
1268
00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:32,237
What... They said that?
1269
00:55:32,261 --> 00:55:34,406
I think you've
given me head, like, twice.
1270
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:35,490
I hate this so much.
1271
00:55:35,514 --> 00:55:36,991
Why are you doing this
right now?
1272
00:55:37,015 --> 00:55:39,661
- Well, because it's a problem.
- We can have sex more.
1273
00:55:39,685 --> 00:55:41,037
Okay? We'll have sex more.
1274
00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:43,039
What do you want me to do
about this right now?
1275
00:55:43,063 --> 00:55:46,042
All I want you to know is that
I'm not happy or satisfied.
1276
00:55:46,066 --> 00:55:48,336
Well, I'll fucking blow you
when I get home, okay?
1277
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,754
Are you happy now?
1278
00:55:49,778 --> 00:55:51,506
I hate my life!
1279
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:52,614
Jesus!
1280
00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:55,760
- Script of True West?
- Well, I rewrote it.
1281
00:55:55,784 --> 00:55:57,846
I... I had rewritten it,
and I just thought
1282
00:55:57,870 --> 00:56:01,182
that we could, like, put on
a production in the apartment.
1283
00:56:01,206 --> 00:56:02,851
- It was good.
- Can you pass me that?
1284
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,377
I'm sorry to interrupt.
Is one of you Mackenzie?
1285
00:56:06,128 --> 00:56:08,338
- Yeah.
- Your boyfriend's on the phone.
1286
00:56:10,924 --> 00:56:12,694
Oh, my God. I'm... I'm so sorry.
1287
00:56:12,718 --> 00:56:14,598
I... I'll call him back
from my phone. That's...
1288
00:56:15,637 --> 00:56:18,032
- Sorry about that.
- Seriously, what is happening?
1289
00:56:18,056 --> 00:56:19,641
He's locked out
of his apartment.
1290
00:56:29,276 --> 00:56:30,879
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1291
00:56:30,903 --> 00:56:32,881
It's not a big deal. Calm down.
1292
00:56:32,905 --> 00:56:35,550
No, I have to go.
This is so twisted.
1293
00:56:35,574 --> 00:56:37,969
I just wanted to talk.
Stop freaking out.
1294
00:56:37,993 --> 00:56:39,804
You're the one
who's freaking out!
1295
00:56:39,828 --> 00:56:42,765
Relax. Breathe. It's okay.
1296
00:56:42,789 --> 00:56:46,478
What do you want?
1297
00:56:46,502 --> 00:56:48,438
I wanna know if you still
want to be with me.
1298
00:56:48,462 --> 00:56:50,315
Yes, I do.
1299
00:56:50,339 --> 00:56:52,066
Just stop, please stop.
1300
00:56:52,090 --> 00:56:54,676
What's taking so long?
When are you gonna be home?
1301
00:56:55,636 --> 00:56:56,905
Twenty minutes.
1302
00:56:56,929 --> 00:56:58,615
Okay, I'll see you
in 20 minutes.
1303
00:56:58,639 --> 00:57:01,183
I'm turning off my phone.
We don't get along right now.
1304
00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,917
Hey, you okay?
1305
00:57:08,941 --> 00:57:10,609
Oh, yeah. I...
1306
00:57:13,028 --> 00:57:14,404
I'm fine.
1307
00:58:03,495 --> 00:58:04,621
Hong Kong.
1308
00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:08,875
What do you think?
1309
00:58:10,335 --> 00:58:11,545
I don't know.
1310
00:58:12,546 --> 00:58:13,880
What's wrong?
1311
00:58:14,923 --> 00:58:15,900
What? Nothing.
1312
00:58:15,924 --> 00:58:17,426
Everything's fine.
1313
00:58:18,677 --> 00:58:21,013
- How is it fine?
- Because it is.
1314
00:58:21,888 --> 00:58:23,992
You don't think that you'd be
better off without me?
1315
00:58:24,016 --> 00:58:25,326
No.
1316
00:58:25,350 --> 00:58:26,661
'Cause I have problems.
1317
00:58:26,685 --> 00:58:28,228
No, I don't think that.
1318
00:58:29,479 --> 00:58:31,249
And that all I do
is cause you trouble.
1319
00:58:31,273 --> 00:58:32,566
That's not true.
1320
00:58:33,108 --> 00:58:35,712
And I'm sorry if me hanging out
with Lucas upsets you.
1321
00:58:35,736 --> 00:58:38,214
I can understand that.
But you can't just be...
1322
00:58:38,238 --> 00:58:39,507
breaking shit.
1323
00:58:39,531 --> 00:58:42,367
It's my shit. I paid for it.
1324
00:58:45,746 --> 00:58:47,581
Besides, what the fuck
do you care anyway?
1325
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,352
Look, maybe I should...
1326
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:52,854
Maybe I should move
my week around.
1327
00:58:52,878 --> 00:58:54,671
- No.
- So I can stay longer.
1328
00:58:55,922 --> 00:58:57,567
No, no, I... I have
so much work to do.
1329
00:58:57,591 --> 00:58:59,861
Honestly, it would just be you
waiting around again.
1330
00:58:59,885 --> 00:59:03,031
I don't want to leave when we're
on these terms with each other.
1331
00:59:03,055 --> 00:59:05,033
Everything's fine.
Seriously. Nothing's changed.
1332
00:59:05,057 --> 00:59:07,392
You should go on your trip.
We're good. I promise.
1333
00:59:09,436 --> 00:59:11,372
Well, now it feels like
you're trying to get rid of me.
1334
00:59:11,396 --> 00:59:13,249
What?
1335
00:59:13,273 --> 00:59:17,045
No. I'm... I'm not.
1336
00:59:17,069 --> 00:59:18,296
Something's up.
1337
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,631
You're just being paranoid.
1338
00:59:19,655 --> 00:59:21,299
And... and I'm... I'm...
I'm gonna get
1339
00:59:21,323 --> 00:59:22,741
a new number today.
1340
00:59:23,075 --> 00:59:24,636
You don't have to do that.
Just...
1341
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:26,804
I want to. Cause I... I just,
I wanna make you feel
1342
00:59:26,828 --> 00:59:28,622
as secure as you make me feel.
1343
00:59:30,123 --> 00:59:31,643
You promise you don't look
at me differently?
1344
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:32,751
I promise.
1345
00:59:33,293 --> 00:59:35,754
I hate being away from you.
All I do is think about you.
1346
00:59:36,421 --> 00:59:37,673
I'm so lucky.
1347
00:59:38,173 --> 00:59:40,759
Nobody has what we have.
It's so special.
1348
00:59:41,593 --> 00:59:42,928
So real.
1349
00:59:43,261 --> 00:59:45,097
So real.
1350
01:00:43,655 --> 01:00:45,508
Hi, baby. Sorry, my phone
was in the other room.
1351
01:00:45,532 --> 01:00:46,718
- What's up?
- Hi, Angel.
1352
01:00:46,742 --> 01:00:48,469
Just wanted to say
I miss you already.
1353
01:00:48,493 --> 01:00:50,138
Oh, I miss you too.
1354
01:00:50,162 --> 01:00:51,514
I was just about
to hop in the shower.
1355
01:00:51,538 --> 01:00:52,890
Can I give you a call
a little later?
1356
01:00:52,914 --> 01:00:55,500
- Yeah. I love you.
- I love you more.
1357
01:01:25,197 --> 01:01:27,032
- You know...
- What?
1358
01:01:28,241 --> 01:01:31,053
I probably should
inspect you for ticks.
1359
01:01:31,077 --> 01:01:32,388
- Oh, is that so?
- Yeah.
1360
01:01:32,412 --> 01:01:34,098
We were kind of reckless
out there.
1361
01:01:34,122 --> 01:01:37,125
- Yeah?
- No ticks there.
1362
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:17,624
Fuck, that's fucking good.
1363
01:02:18,166 --> 01:02:21,145
Kenz! Our little
city hall staffer.
1364
01:02:21,169 --> 01:02:22,730
Wow, you gonna wear
a pantsuit on your first day?
1365
01:02:22,754 --> 01:02:23,755
What do you think?
1366
01:02:24,506 --> 01:02:26,216
Yeah, I haven't thought
that far ahead.
1367
01:02:26,591 --> 01:02:28,945
- I am excited, though.
- You totally deserve this.
1368
01:02:28,969 --> 01:02:30,738
I mean, not really.
1369
01:02:30,762 --> 01:02:32,740
What are you talking about,
our little staffing vix,
1370
01:02:32,764 --> 01:02:34,182
you've been working
your ass off.
1371
01:02:34,766 --> 01:02:36,577
Every law student in,
like, a 300-mile radius
1372
01:02:36,601 --> 01:02:38,120
applied for this job.
I'm just the only one
1373
01:02:38,144 --> 01:02:39,980
whose boyfriend knows
a councilperson.
1374
01:02:40,856 --> 01:02:41,833
But it is my dream,
1375
01:02:41,857 --> 01:02:43,984
so I'm just trying
to go with it.
1376
01:02:44,401 --> 01:02:45,944
How is the boyfriend?
1377
01:02:46,361 --> 01:02:47,988
He's good. He's really good.
1378
01:02:48,822 --> 01:02:49,990
Even today?
1379
01:02:51,825 --> 01:02:53,261
What is that supposed to mean?
1380
01:02:53,285 --> 01:02:55,245
You know, just because...
1381
01:02:56,121 --> 01:02:58,683
he has a tendency
of ruining special
1382
01:02:58,707 --> 01:03:03,271
or important days,
like... even Christmas.
1383
01:03:03,295 --> 01:03:04,772
I mean, if it was bad
all the time,
1384
01:03:04,796 --> 01:03:05,982
obviously I wouldn't
put up with it,
1385
01:03:06,006 --> 01:03:07,086
but we've been really good.
1386
01:03:08,174 --> 01:03:09,986
We have.
1387
01:03:10,010 --> 01:03:11,821
You guys don't see
the other sides of him
1388
01:03:11,845 --> 01:03:13,030
that I do, you know?
1389
01:03:13,054 --> 01:03:14,448
And it's not like
I'm the easiest person
1390
01:03:14,472 --> 01:03:16,284
to be in a relationship
with, either.
1391
01:03:16,308 --> 01:03:18,286
He makes a lot of sacrifices
to be with me.
1392
01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:19,311
Like what?
1393
01:03:21,021 --> 01:03:22,981
Maybe you like
how much he needs you.
1394
01:03:23,523 --> 01:03:25,233
Maybe it makes you feel special.
1395
01:03:26,067 --> 01:03:27,295
Maybe you don't know
what it's like
1396
01:03:27,319 --> 01:03:28,570
to be in a real relationship.
1397
01:03:30,155 --> 01:03:32,508
Actually, I'm dating someone
who's really nice,
1398
01:03:32,532 --> 01:03:34,284
and doesn't even
have social media.
1399
01:03:34,951 --> 01:03:36,971
Which you'd know, obviously,
if you weren't so consumed
1400
01:03:36,995 --> 01:03:39,807
by your "real relationship."
1401
01:03:39,831 --> 01:03:41,642
That's really great, Ally.
Who is it?
1402
01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:43,978
Let's just say
he's basically Ponyboy.
1403
01:03:44,002 --> 01:03:46,397
Ponyboy's 13.
1404
01:03:46,421 --> 01:03:48,006
Not anymore.
1405
01:03:48,548 --> 01:03:50,860
I swear to God,
I once saw him light a cigarette
1406
01:03:50,884 --> 01:03:52,987
with no hands and no fire.
1407
01:03:53,011 --> 01:03:55,055
You swear to God on that?
1408
01:03:55,931 --> 01:03:57,825
Lucas is dating someone, too.
1409
01:03:57,849 --> 01:03:59,368
- You are?
- Trying not to jinx it,
1410
01:03:59,392 --> 01:04:00,851
so I'm not gonna talk about it.
1411
01:04:04,522 --> 01:04:06,402
Do you not have your phone?
Finn just texted me.
1412
01:04:07,108 --> 01:04:09,235
Oh, I just probably
don't have service. Sorry.
1413
01:04:09,861 --> 01:04:11,029
He just texted me, too.
1414
01:04:16,785 --> 01:04:19,663
Wow. What's with all the tech?
1415
01:04:20,163 --> 01:04:22,016
I like to have it
with me just in case.
1416
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,291
Just in case of what?
1417
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,251
What do you think?
1418
01:04:26,086 --> 01:04:27,879
Oh, iCloud?
1419
01:04:28,463 --> 01:04:30,358
I'm so scared of iCloud.
1420
01:04:30,382 --> 01:04:31,943
It's the scariest thing
in the entire world.
1421
01:04:31,967 --> 01:04:33,736
Like, do you know
how much shit I've talked?
1422
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,280
No, no, no. Do not let
my anxiety give you anxiety.
1423
01:04:36,304 --> 01:04:37,949
Fuck. Do you think
I'm a horrible person now
1424
01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:39,533
‘cause I just took your anxiety?
1425
01:04:39,557 --> 01:04:41,118
You, like, shared an anxiety
and I was like,
1426
01:04:41,142 --> 01:04:43,412
"No, me, I'm anxious too."
1427
01:04:43,436 --> 01:04:44,872
No, it'll just
give me more anxiety
1428
01:04:44,896 --> 01:04:46,731
if I made you think
you should have anxiety.
1429
01:04:47,065 --> 01:04:48,417
If all your devices
are with you,
1430
01:04:48,441 --> 01:04:49,961
do you think you're just,
like, multiplying
1431
01:04:49,985 --> 01:04:51,712
the chances of your devices
overhearing you?
1432
01:04:51,736 --> 01:04:53,464
Like, wouldn't that
give you more anxiety?
1433
01:04:53,488 --> 01:04:55,925
I think for me that would
give me more anxiety...
1434
01:04:55,949 --> 01:04:57,242
I... I thought...
1435
01:04:57,575 --> 01:04:59,695
I thought you would want
to celebrate the job with me.
1436
01:05:01,204 --> 01:05:03,415
And for you to go out with them,
1437
01:05:04,332 --> 01:05:05,750
it just feels like betrayal.
1438
01:05:07,002 --> 01:05:08,229
I'm hurt.
1439
01:05:08,253 --> 01:05:10,231
It just makes me mad.
1440
01:05:10,255 --> 01:05:11,399
They're not good friends to you.
1441
01:05:11,423 --> 01:05:12,817
The only reason
why they keep you around
1442
01:05:12,841 --> 01:05:13,985
is because you're
the only person
1443
01:05:14,009 --> 01:05:15,653
nice enough to tolerate them.
1444
01:05:15,677 --> 01:05:17,488
If my friends didn't like you,
1445
01:05:17,512 --> 01:05:18,990
I wouldn't be able
to be friends with them.
1446
01:05:19,014 --> 01:05:22,243
All I do is nice things.
I'm like the nicest guy ever.
1447
01:05:22,267 --> 01:05:23,744
You know, I've been talking
to my therapist.
1448
01:05:23,768 --> 01:05:26,330
She says you not telling me
these things
1449
01:05:26,354 --> 01:05:28,499
really triggers
my abandonment issues.
1450
01:05:28,523 --> 01:05:31,419
She says the way
that you treat me is fucked up.
1451
01:05:31,443 --> 01:05:32,670
She says you're
a bad girlfriend.
1452
01:05:32,694 --> 01:05:33,754
Feels like
an inappropriate thing
1453
01:05:33,778 --> 01:05:34,839
for a therapist to say.
1454
01:05:34,863 --> 01:05:36,448
Mackenzie, she has a degree.
1455
01:05:36,865 --> 01:05:40,428
Would you rather me ask
my two jobless loser friends
1456
01:05:40,452 --> 01:05:41,852
what they think
of our relationship?
1457
01:05:42,912 --> 01:05:45,599
I forgot I can't be honest
about how I'm feeling.
1458
01:05:45,623 --> 01:05:47,601
Because if I have
any feelings, I'm scary.
1459
01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:49,478
I'm the one whose girlfriend
is dressed like a whore.
1460
01:05:49,502 --> 01:05:51,355
If you want Lucas to fuck you
so bad, maybe you should leave
1461
01:05:51,379 --> 01:05:52,773
a little bit more
up to his imagination.
1462
01:05:52,797 --> 01:05:54,275
Sorry, I want to cry
1463
01:05:54,299 --> 01:05:57,093
because everyone hates me
for no reason and my life sucks!
1464
01:05:58,470 --> 01:06:00,346
I can't do this anymore, Finn.
I can't.
1465
01:06:00,847 --> 01:06:02,640
Oh, God. What?
1466
01:06:03,099 --> 01:06:04,326
What are you
talking about, Mackenzie?
1467
01:06:04,350 --> 01:06:05,369
We're just talking.
1468
01:06:05,393 --> 01:06:06,954
No, we're not just talking!
1469
01:06:06,978 --> 01:06:08,372
Just break up
with me, Mackenzie.
1470
01:06:08,396 --> 01:06:10,397
If I'm so fucking horrible,
break up with me.
1471
01:06:11,524 --> 01:06:12,901
Why are you crying?
1472
01:06:13,318 --> 01:06:14,628
Nothing bad has
ever happened to you
1473
01:06:14,652 --> 01:06:15,880
in your entire life, has it?
1474
01:06:15,904 --> 01:06:17,739
It's always something.
I just... I can't...
1475
01:06:18,823 --> 01:06:20,676
I can't do anything right.
I can't...
1476
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:22,636
I love you.
I really, really love you.
1477
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,805
But I'm never gonna be able
to make you happy.
1478
01:06:24,829 --> 01:06:26,557
Oh, God.
1479
01:06:26,581 --> 01:06:27,832
What?
1480
01:06:30,043 --> 01:06:31,753
I bet you led your professor on.
1481
01:06:32,378 --> 01:06:33,671
Just like you led me on.
1482
01:06:34,422 --> 01:06:36,422
And now you're ruining my life
like you ruined his.
1483
01:06:40,637 --> 01:06:42,239
- You fucking hit me in the face!
- I know.
1484
01:06:42,263 --> 01:06:44,200
- I don't know why.
- I would never hit you in a million years.
1485
01:06:44,224 --> 01:06:45,409
No, I don't know
what came over me.
1486
01:06:45,433 --> 01:06:46,827
I think I was just
trying something new.
1487
01:06:46,851 --> 01:06:48,704
You were trying something new?!
1488
01:06:48,728 --> 01:06:50,998
- Get the fuck away from me!
- I'm sorry.
1489
01:06:51,022 --> 01:06:52,666
- Baby, you hit me in the face.
- I know. I'm sorry.
1490
01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:54,818
- Oh, my God.
- I'm sorry.
1491
01:06:56,486 --> 01:06:57,862
I'm sorry.
1492
01:07:36,234 --> 01:07:37,944
Wow. Look who it is.
1493
01:07:38,736 --> 01:07:39,946
Hey.
1494
01:07:40,738 --> 01:07:43,741
- Finals?
- Yeah. I'm fucked.
1495
01:07:44,450 --> 01:07:46,595
Are you the kind of person that
does what they need to pass,
1496
01:07:46,619 --> 01:07:49,372
or overwork, say you're fucked,
and then get an A?
1497
01:07:49,873 --> 01:07:51,291
I oscillate between the two.
1498
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,501
You'll be fine.
1499
01:07:54,544 --> 01:07:56,584
Where you been? You've been
ghosting me pretty hard.
1500
01:07:58,423 --> 01:07:59,632
Uh, I got a new number.
1501
01:08:00,383 --> 01:08:01,569
Too many crazy stalkers?
1502
01:08:01,593 --> 01:08:03,803
What is it?
1503
01:08:04,470 --> 01:08:06,806
- What?
- Your number.
1504
01:08:13,605 --> 01:08:14,606
Here you go.
1505
01:08:16,649 --> 01:08:18,401
- It was nice to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
1506
01:08:41,925 --> 01:08:43,611
Text message from Finn,
1507
01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:46,488
heart emoji, best boyfriend
in the world.
1508
01:08:46,512 --> 01:08:47,698
What's with the hi?
1509
01:08:47,722 --> 01:08:49,867
Please don't mess
with my head today.
1510
01:08:49,891 --> 01:08:51,267
Would you like to reply?
1511
01:08:57,690 --> 01:08:58,959
Message from Finn,
1512
01:08:58,983 --> 01:09:01,277
heart emoji
best boyfriend in the world.
1513
01:09:01,694 --> 01:09:04,155
Why even text if you're
not going to respond.
1514
01:09:04,447 --> 01:09:05,740
Would you like to reply?
1515
01:09:07,408 --> 01:09:08,409
Reply.
1516
01:09:09,077 --> 01:09:12,389
I'm sorry, exclamation point.
I meant it like a sweet hi.
1517
01:09:12,413 --> 01:09:14,350
Exclamation point,
exclamation point.
1518
01:09:14,374 --> 01:09:15,541
Send.
1519
01:09:16,834 --> 01:09:18,354
Text message from Finn,
1520
01:09:18,378 --> 01:09:20,797
heart emoji, best boyfriend
in the world.
1521
01:09:21,381 --> 01:09:23,925
K.
1522
01:09:36,187 --> 01:09:38,040
Sorry. I was distracted
in the library.
1523
01:09:38,064 --> 01:09:40,108
- How are you feeling, baby?
- You good?
1524
01:09:41,985 --> 01:09:43,236
Yeah. Why?
1525
01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:46,006
- You sound weird.
- How can I sound weird?
1526
01:09:46,030 --> 01:09:47,782
I haven't even
said anything yet.
1527
01:09:48,116 --> 01:09:49,659
I can't say anything right.
1528
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,846
Please don't start something,
I'm too sad.
1529
01:09:52,870 --> 01:09:55,349
No, no, I wasn't...
I wasn't starting something.
1530
01:09:55,373 --> 01:09:57,184
I'm sorry. I thought you were
trying to start something.
1531
01:09:57,208 --> 01:10:00,128
Let's start over.
What are you up to today?
1532
01:10:00,545 --> 01:10:02,022
I don't know.
1533
01:10:02,046 --> 01:10:04,233
I thought you were gonna
fly out and surprise me.
1534
01:10:04,257 --> 01:10:06,235
- Why would you think that?
- I don't know.
1535
01:10:06,259 --> 01:10:09,238
I feel like if it was reversed
and I saw how upset I made you,
1536
01:10:09,262 --> 01:10:11,865
I probably would have gotten on the
next flight to prove I'm there for you.
1537
01:10:11,889 --> 01:10:13,683
I'm not the one
making you feel this way.
1538
01:10:14,183 --> 01:10:16,704
I love you, and I'm doing
everything I can to prove it to you.
1539
01:10:16,728 --> 01:10:18,247
You just need to trust me.
1540
01:10:18,271 --> 01:10:19,623
Well, that's pretty pathetic,
1541
01:10:19,647 --> 01:10:20,815
if that's everything.
1542
01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:23,901
Best way to prove it
is to be here with me.
1543
01:10:26,863 --> 01:10:28,716
Sorry, I just got your text.
1544
01:10:28,740 --> 01:10:30,968
Um, totally get it, obviously.
1545
01:10:30,992 --> 01:10:32,219
I just wish you could be there,
1546
01:10:32,243 --> 01:10:33,554
but I'll see you
when you're back.
1547
01:10:33,578 --> 01:10:34,638
Love you.
1548
01:10:34,662 --> 01:10:35,913
We love you.
1549
01:10:36,372 --> 01:10:38,248
We love you.
Happy, happy birthday.
1550
01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:41,501
- Happy birthday.
- Cheers.
1551
01:10:59,812 --> 01:11:01,290
- You ever heard of it?
- No.
1552
01:11:01,314 --> 01:11:03,083
Okay, I'm gonna give you
the Finn special.
1553
01:11:03,107 --> 01:11:04,752
Thank you so much.
1554
01:11:04,776 --> 01:11:06,462
I'm gonna get it
all deep in your locks.
1555
01:11:06,486 --> 01:11:07,671
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
1556
01:11:07,695 --> 01:11:09,447
- Yeah, you're good at that.
- It's good.
1557
01:11:09,906 --> 01:11:11,759
- Is it all on my face, too?
- It's everywhere.
1558
01:11:11,783 --> 01:11:12,843
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
1559
01:11:12,867 --> 01:11:14,077
Hey, um...
1560
01:11:15,953 --> 01:11:17,765
I didn't force you
to come out here, did I?
1561
01:11:17,789 --> 01:11:19,266
No.
1562
01:11:19,290 --> 01:11:21,810
- Fuck, I did, didn't I?
- No, come on.
1563
01:11:21,834 --> 01:11:23,437
I wouldn't be here
if I didn't want to be.
1564
01:11:23,461 --> 01:11:25,129
- You promise?
- I promise.
1565
01:11:26,005 --> 01:11:28,174
- You pinky promise?
- Pinky promise.
1566
01:11:28,883 --> 01:11:30,194
You know you're
the world to me, right?
1567
01:11:30,218 --> 01:11:31,278
Yeah.
1568
01:11:31,302 --> 01:11:32,720
You know I'll do
anything for you?
1569
01:11:37,558 --> 01:11:39,018
Alright...
1570
01:11:47,819 --> 01:11:50,130
Hey, uh, can I...
can I borrow your phone?
1571
01:11:50,154 --> 01:11:51,447
My service is whack.
1572
01:11:53,032 --> 01:11:54,283
Yeah, sure.
1573
01:12:06,379 --> 01:12:08,315
You scared me.
1574
01:12:08,339 --> 01:12:09,525
They didn't answer.
1575
01:12:09,549 --> 01:12:12,635
Oh, okay.
1576
01:13:01,684 --> 01:13:02,768
Mac.
1577
01:13:04,061 --> 01:13:05,414
Mackenzie! Wake up.
1578
01:13:05,438 --> 01:13:08,149
Oh, my God, what the...
What happened?
1579
01:13:08,816 --> 01:13:10,485
- What time is it?
- Who's Lindsey?
1580
01:13:11,152 --> 01:13:12,588
What?
1581
01:13:12,612 --> 01:13:14,631
Don't play dumb with me.
I've had enough of that.
1582
01:13:14,655 --> 01:13:16,467
Who...
1583
01:13:16,491 --> 01:13:19,994
is... Lindsey?
1584
01:13:20,661 --> 01:13:23,831
She's... she's just a girl
from my study group.
1585
01:13:24,874 --> 01:13:26,209
Uh-huh.
1586
01:13:33,257 --> 01:13:36,761
What's a girl doing from
your study group texting you,
1587
01:13:37,303 --> 01:13:39,597
"What are you up to?"
at 2:00 in the morning?
1588
01:13:42,642 --> 01:13:46,062
I... I don't know.
She's a strange person.
1589
01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:49,666
Oh, yeah.
1590
01:13:49,690 --> 01:13:52,735
Well, I called Lindsey.
1591
01:13:56,572 --> 01:13:58,114
Are you gonna be honest
with me now?
1592
01:14:00,826 --> 01:14:02,262
Yeah?
1593
01:14:02,286 --> 01:14:04,330
I ran into him at the library...
1594
01:14:04,914 --> 01:14:06,183
- Ugh!
- ...and he just wanted
1595
01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:07,542
the new number, and I...
1596
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:09,102
I didn't know how to say no,
1597
01:14:09,126 --> 01:14:10,521
- so I gave it to him.
- Oh, fuck.
1598
01:14:10,545 --> 01:14:11,980
And I was afraid
1599
01:14:12,004 --> 01:14:13,649
that you would freak out
about it,
1600
01:14:13,673 --> 01:14:15,192
so I... I just saved it
as "Lindsey."
1601
01:14:15,216 --> 01:14:16,276
- And I...
- Ugh!
1602
01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:17,611
I was seeing him
before we even met,
1603
01:14:17,635 --> 01:14:19,112
but I wasn't going
to text him back.
1604
01:14:19,136 --> 01:14:20,471
I never was gonna text him back.
1605
01:14:20,930 --> 01:14:22,950
And I know... I know
it sounds bad, but I...
1606
01:14:22,974 --> 01:14:24,183
Shh!
1607
01:14:27,770 --> 01:14:28,980
You're a liar!
1608
01:14:30,398 --> 01:14:32,567
I tell you when a girl
even fucking looks at me!
1609
01:14:33,943 --> 01:14:37,321
Steve Jobs' hot daughter DM'd me
on Instagram, and I blocked her!
1610
01:14:37,905 --> 01:14:40,491
I'm the most fucking
honest guy ever! Fuck!
1611
01:14:42,285 --> 01:14:45,180
You saved his number as a girl!
1612
01:14:45,204 --> 01:14:48,058
What the fuck
am I supposed to think?
1613
01:14:48,082 --> 01:14:50,143
I mean, I would never
1614
01:14:50,167 --> 01:14:52,354
in a million years
do this to you.
1615
01:14:52,378 --> 01:14:53,564
- Ever!
- I know, you're right.
1616
01:14:53,588 --> 01:14:55,298
You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
1617
01:14:56,048 --> 01:14:57,359
I... You must have
flirted with him.
1618
01:14:57,383 --> 01:14:58,903
Otherwise, he wouldn't
have texted you.
1619
01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:01,572
I swear, I would
never do anything to hurt you.
1620
01:15:01,596 --> 01:15:02,930
I swear.
1621
01:15:04,515 --> 01:15:06,350
I... I can't believe
you called him.
1622
01:15:06,726 --> 01:15:08,060
I didn't call him!
1623
01:15:10,354 --> 01:15:11,981
I didn't fucking call him.
1624
01:15:13,691 --> 01:15:15,002
But it's good to know
what I have to do
1625
01:15:15,026 --> 01:15:16,902
to get some fucking honesty
around here.
1626
01:15:19,447 --> 01:15:22,092
You fucking lied to me
when you didn't tell me
1627
01:15:22,116 --> 01:15:23,868
you ran into him at the library.
1628
01:15:24,535 --> 01:15:28,015
You lied to me when you saved
his number as "Lindsey."
1629
01:15:28,039 --> 01:15:30,726
And then you fucking lied
to my face twice
1630
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,103
when I asked you
about it just now.
1631
01:15:33,127 --> 01:15:35,188
I'm sorry, please,
1632
01:15:35,212 --> 01:15:36,773
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, God.
1633
01:15:36,797 --> 01:15:38,883
No, I'm sorry, please.
1634
01:15:39,383 --> 01:15:41,111
You're the best thing that's
ever happened to me, okay?
1635
01:15:41,135 --> 01:15:43,405
And I just made a stupid
mistake, that's all, okay?
1636
01:15:43,429 --> 01:15:44,948
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
1637
01:15:44,972 --> 01:15:47,350
Please forgive me.
1638
01:15:49,852 --> 01:15:53,123
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
1639
01:15:53,147 --> 01:15:54,732
Finn?
1640
01:15:55,691 --> 01:15:57,484
Hey. What are you...
1641
01:16:03,032 --> 01:16:04,575
What are you doing?
1642
01:16:06,202 --> 01:16:07,929
Please stop it, please.
1643
01:16:07,953 --> 01:16:09,913
I don't wanna do it.
1644
01:16:16,295 --> 01:16:18,171
I can't do it.
1645
01:16:23,928 --> 01:16:25,304
What a moron I am.
1646
01:16:27,515 --> 01:16:30,601
I can't believe I wasted
all this time on such a bitch.
1647
01:16:39,568 --> 01:16:40,903
What the fuck?
1648
01:16:56,961 --> 01:16:58,313
What are you...
What are you doing?
1649
01:16:58,337 --> 01:16:59,964
Don't come any closer to me.
1650
01:17:00,589 --> 01:17:01,983
Please stop,
it's not funny, please.
1651
01:17:02,007 --> 01:17:03,092
I don't think it's funny.
1652
01:17:05,177 --> 01:17:07,138
I wrote a suicide note
on my phone.
1653
01:17:09,098 --> 01:17:10,492
Everyone's gonna know
this is your fault.
1654
01:17:10,516 --> 01:17:12,327
Please, I'll do anything.
I'll do anything.
1655
01:17:12,351 --> 01:17:13,728
Please, just come inside.
1656
01:17:16,397 --> 01:17:19,292
Finn, stop.
1657
01:17:19,316 --> 01:17:20,609
It's too late.
1658
01:17:21,026 --> 01:17:23,130
Please get down.
1659
01:17:23,154 --> 01:17:24,631
Just the sound of your voice...
1660
01:17:24,655 --> 01:17:26,197
I don't wanna do it.
1661
01:17:27,324 --> 01:17:28,993
Don't answer that.
1662
01:17:29,535 --> 01:17:30,828
Don't fucking answer that.
1663
01:17:31,203 --> 01:17:32,538
Don't answer that.
1664
01:17:40,296 --> 01:17:41,505
Finn.
1665
01:17:54,685 --> 01:17:56,270
Hey, how's it goin'?
1666
01:17:58,022 --> 01:17:59,315
Are you okay?
1667
01:18:01,233 --> 01:18:03,527
We've been receiving
complaints about your room.
1668
01:18:04,111 --> 01:18:05,780
Oh, did I make too much noise?
1669
01:18:06,572 --> 01:18:08,508
I'm so sorry.
1670
01:18:08,532 --> 01:18:10,844
I-I-I did break a couple things.
1671
01:18:10,868 --> 01:18:12,179
Of course,
I'll pay for everything.
1672
01:18:12,203 --> 01:18:13,788
Actually, um...
1673
01:18:15,039 --> 01:18:17,208
I'm really appreciative
of what you guys do.
1674
01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,519
Uh, so if there's any...
1675
01:18:19,543 --> 01:18:21,354
Is this, is this against
hotel policy?
1676
01:18:21,378 --> 01:18:22,522
I... I'm just really...
1677
01:18:22,546 --> 01:18:24,399
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
1678
01:18:24,423 --> 01:18:26,634
Um, for you, if you...
if you want it.
1679
01:18:37,019 --> 01:18:38,062
I have to go.
1680
01:18:41,482 --> 01:18:42,709
I love you so much.
1681
01:18:42,733 --> 01:18:43,984
Please let me go.
1682
01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:48,072
Yeah. Door's open.
1683
01:19:10,219 --> 01:19:13,889
♪ I can buy myself flowers ♪
1684
01:19:14,265 --> 01:19:18,119
♪ Write my name in sand ♪
1685
01:19:18,143 --> 01:19:21,438
♪ Talk to myself for hours ♪
1686
01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:25,568
♪ Say things
you don't understand ♪
1687
01:19:26,443 --> 01:19:28,987
♪ I can take myself dancing ♪
1688
01:19:33,075 --> 01:19:35,202
Look who's here! Thank God.
1689
01:19:36,328 --> 01:19:39,349
Ice cream. How are we doing?
1690
01:19:39,373 --> 01:19:40,541
So good.
1691
01:19:40,916 --> 01:19:43,335
- I'm vegan this week.
- Yeah, well, I'm paleo.
1692
01:19:43,752 --> 01:19:44,753
I'm ano.
1693
01:19:45,963 --> 01:19:48,149
It's for the vibes.
Like, breakup vibes.
1694
01:19:48,173 --> 01:19:49,609
- Yeah.
- Ice cream.
1695
01:19:49,633 --> 01:19:51,844
- Yes!
- No, I don't want to break up.
1696
01:19:52,428 --> 01:19:55,198
He was the best boyfriend ever,
and I'm just a cold person
1697
01:19:55,222 --> 01:19:56,658
who doesn't know
how to love anyone.
1698
01:19:56,682 --> 01:19:58,285
Um...
1699
01:19:58,309 --> 01:19:59,852
You are not cold.
1700
01:20:00,227 --> 01:20:01,621
You are definitely not cold.
1701
01:20:01,645 --> 01:20:03,957
You're warm and cozy
like this blanket.
1702
01:20:03,981 --> 01:20:06,001
And you're all bundled.
Bundled up and...
1703
01:20:06,025 --> 01:20:07,836
If I didn't do things
that hurt him,
1704
01:20:07,860 --> 01:20:09,129
everything would be fine.
1705
01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:11,047
- Oh, God.
- Everything hurt him.
1706
01:20:11,071 --> 01:20:12,465
Literally everything hurt him.
1707
01:20:12,489 --> 01:20:14,467
- What if he jumped?
- He didn't jump.
1708
01:20:14,491 --> 01:20:15,969
He's gonna be
on the news tonight
1709
01:20:15,993 --> 01:20:17,453
just like he always is, okay?
1710
01:20:20,539 --> 01:20:22,017
I lied.
1711
01:20:22,041 --> 01:20:24,311
I gave another guy my number,
and then I lied about it.
1712
01:20:24,335 --> 01:20:25,729
I'd be really upset
if he did that,
1713
01:20:25,753 --> 01:20:27,296
but he would never do that.
1714
01:20:27,796 --> 01:20:29,649
- Ally?
- Yeah?
1715
01:20:29,673 --> 01:20:32,235
Why is there a phone
in the freezer?
1716
01:20:32,259 --> 01:20:33,403
Yeah, it's my old phone.
1717
01:20:33,427 --> 01:20:34,821
I'm scared of people
listening in.
1718
01:20:34,845 --> 01:20:36,823
You think the feds give a fuck
1719
01:20:36,847 --> 01:20:39,993
whether or not you're
a soft summer or a true autumn?
1720
01:20:40,017 --> 01:20:41,536
I'm a dark winter.
1721
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:44,039
No one's ever gonna love me
that much ever again.
1722
01:20:44,063 --> 01:20:46,750
Let's focus on the positive
here, okay? Shall we?
1723
01:20:46,774 --> 01:20:48,501
- Let's refocus.
- Yeah.
1724
01:20:48,525 --> 01:20:49,777
First...
1725
01:20:55,991 --> 01:20:57,719
You are about to get
so freaking hot
1726
01:20:57,743 --> 01:20:58,845
- from this breakup.
- So hot.
1727
01:20:58,869 --> 01:21:00,180
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Okay?
1728
01:21:00,204 --> 01:21:01,681
Like the worse the breakup,
the hotter you get.
1729
01:21:01,705 --> 01:21:03,016
- Everyone knows that.
- Everybody knows it.
1730
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:04,684
And you already look good.
1731
01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:05,834
It's like very...
1732
01:21:07,336 --> 01:21:08,563
Indie sleaze.
1733
01:21:08,587 --> 01:21:09,922
I'm grotesque.
1734
01:21:10,255 --> 01:21:11,507
- "Thank you," period.
- Don't.
1735
01:21:12,049 --> 01:21:13,193
Sorry.
1736
01:21:13,217 --> 01:21:14,945
I regret it.
1737
01:21:14,969 --> 01:21:16,887
I fucked up. I really fucked up.
1738
01:21:17,805 --> 01:21:19,115
No, you... No.
1739
01:21:19,139 --> 01:21:20,533
- You didn't fuck up.
- I'm a hypocrite.
1740
01:21:20,557 --> 01:21:22,118
All he ever wanted
was reassurance,
1741
01:21:22,142 --> 01:21:24,371
and the only reason
I didn't need that from him
1742
01:21:24,395 --> 01:21:26,706
was because
he constantly gave it.
1743
01:21:26,730 --> 01:21:29,108
- Nope.
- I miss him.
1744
01:21:30,317 --> 01:21:31,378
- I need him.
- No,
1745
01:21:31,402 --> 01:21:32,922
I'm running out of ways
to say no here.
1746
01:21:33,904 --> 01:21:35,322
He was so hot.
1747
01:21:36,991 --> 01:21:38,783
He... He was hot.
1748
01:22:25,122 --> 01:22:27,624
Oh, um...
1749
01:22:28,167 --> 01:22:30,270
I was just motioning for you
to pass my vape.
1750
01:22:30,294 --> 01:22:31,837
It's on your side of the bed.
1751
01:22:39,136 --> 01:22:40,220
Thanks.
1752
01:22:55,736 --> 01:22:58,405
Um, that's mine.
1753
01:23:10,834 --> 01:23:17,484
♪ All of my free days
on the water ♪
1754
01:23:17,508 --> 01:23:20,236
♪ Here I am ♪
1755
01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:22,888
♪ On salt and sand ♪
1756
01:23:24,681 --> 01:23:27,160
♪ Said you wouldn't come ♪
1757
01:23:27,184 --> 01:23:31,164
♪ But I knew
you'd give that up ♪
1758
01:23:31,188 --> 01:23:35,526
♪ Your silhouette is burned
into my head ♪
1759
01:23:37,986 --> 01:23:41,758
♪ Give me one more day ♪
1760
01:23:41,782 --> 01:23:45,178
♪ Stay here till we fade ♪
1761
01:23:45,202 --> 01:23:48,497
♪ Give me just
one more day away ♪
1762
01:23:52,376 --> 01:23:54,378
We're sorry.
1763
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,756
You have reached a number that
has been disconnected or...
1764
01:24:05,931 --> 01:24:07,200
Tonight, with us
is Finn Grantham
1765
01:24:07,224 --> 01:24:09,953
in with a new edition
of the evening news.
1766
01:24:09,977 --> 01:24:12,122
I am incredibly excited today...
1767
01:24:12,146 --> 01:24:13,623
...for several reasons.
1768
01:24:13,647 --> 01:24:15,208
And a little tired
of living through
1769
01:24:15,232 --> 01:24:17,401
so many unprecedented events.
1770
01:24:18,193 --> 01:24:20,863
But alas, I leave
the viewers tonight...
1771
01:24:26,285 --> 01:24:27,286
I love you, Jenny.
1772
01:24:28,787 --> 01:24:30,265
What the fuck?!
1773
01:24:30,289 --> 01:24:32,124
♪ We've been on the phone ♪
1774
01:24:33,834 --> 01:24:35,960
♪ All night long ♪
1775
01:24:38,297 --> 01:24:41,234
♪ I'm singin' you the words ♪
1776
01:24:41,258 --> 01:24:43,719
♪ To your favorite song ♪
1777
01:24:46,221 --> 01:24:50,285
♪ You wouldn't do
the same for me ♪
1778
01:24:50,309 --> 01:24:53,830
♪ If I called you up at 3:00 ♪
1779
01:24:53,854 --> 01:24:58,251
♪ You'd probably see my number ♪
1780
01:24:58,275 --> 01:25:01,320
♪ And just let it ring ♪
1781
01:25:01,820 --> 01:25:03,197
♪ Well, fuck that ♪
1782
01:25:03,614 --> 01:25:05,592
♪ Fuck that, fuck that ♪
1783
01:25:05,616 --> 01:25:07,635
♪ Fuck that, fuck that ♪
1784
01:25:07,659 --> 01:25:09,929
♪ Fuck that, fuck that ♪
1785
01:25:09,953 --> 01:25:11,371
♪ Fuck that ♪
1786
01:25:19,296 --> 01:25:21,274
♪ You'll get the busy tone ♪
1787
01:25:21,298 --> 01:25:23,359
♪ No, this is not a joke ♪
1788
01:25:23,383 --> 01:25:25,969
♪ I'm not playin' nice ♪
1789
01:25:26,887 --> 01:25:29,449
♪ You call me once
call me twice ♪
1790
01:25:29,473 --> 01:25:31,367
♪ But on the third time ♪
1791
01:25:31,391 --> 01:25:34,370
♪ I'll change my number
change my life ♪
1792
01:25:34,394 --> 01:25:38,291
♪ Now I'm sleepin'
all day, baby ♪
1793
01:25:38,315 --> 01:25:41,985
♪ 'Cause I stayed up
the whole night ♪
1794
01:25:42,402 --> 01:25:46,073
♪ You've been callin'
too much lately ♪
1795
01:25:46,740 --> 01:25:51,638
♪ Next time you hit my line
I'll say fuck that ♪
1796
01:25:51,662 --> 01:25:54,641
♪ Fuck that
fuck that, fuck that ♪
1797
01:25:54,665 --> 01:25:58,144
♪ Fuck that, fuck that
fuck that, fuck that ♪
1798
01:25:58,168 --> 01:25:59,646
♪ Fuck that ♪
1799
01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:01,648
♪ Fuck that, fuck that ♪
1800
01:26:01,672 --> 01:26:03,691
♪ Fuck that, fuck that ♪
1801
01:26:03,715 --> 01:26:06,402
♪ Fuck that,
fuck that, fuck that ♪
1802
01:26:06,426 --> 01:26:10,198
♪ Now I'm sleepin'
all day, baby ♪
1803
01:26:10,222 --> 01:26:13,684
♪ 'Cause I stayed up
the whole night ♪
1804
01:26:14,434 --> 01:26:18,021
♪ You've been callin'
too much lately ♪
1805
01:26:18,689 --> 01:26:23,652
♪ Next time you hit my line ♪
1806
01:26:29,449 --> 01:26:31,493
♪ I'll say fuck that ♪
1807
01:26:37,249 --> 01:26:39,584
♪ I'll say fuck that ♪
1808
01:26:45,465 --> 01:26:47,551
♪ I'll say fuck that ♪