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There is no future.

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What the
hell does that mean?

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It means I don't
wanna do this anymore.

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Okay, here we
go. Listen, Jess.

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Do you have any idea the hoops
that I had to jump through

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to get away on a Saturday?

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No. Tell me.

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It doesn't really matter.

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It does matter.
It matters to me.

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Oh my God.

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What do you think I
had to do, honey? Hmm?

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I had to lie.

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Of course. Of course
you had to lie, Phil.

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What? What are you? We're not.

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Jess, come on.

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Would you stop? Look, I'm sorry.

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Such a fucking idiot.
I'm a walking cliche.

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You're not a cliche.

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Hey. Watch it.

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You know what?
Go fuck yourself.

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What?

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Not you, that drunk
dip shit back there.

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You're so rude.

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Yes. You know what? I am rude.

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I'm a rude guy, and I'm
super pissed off right now.

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And it's a fucking
shit show out here.

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So can we please just go
back to your apartment?

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No. God, you don't
get it, do you?

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Such a fucking narcissist,
you only care about yourself.

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We are done.

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Really?

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Yes. Really.

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Well, that's great, Jess.

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That is just great. You know
what? Merry fucking Christmas!

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All right, Brian.
I'll smoke outside.

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Jess.

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Come on, Jess, please.

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- Happy Hanukkah.
- Fuck off.

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This guy hit an
elf on the shelf.

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I'm so sorry. I
didn't see you there.

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No. He was talking
shit. I heard him.

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Whoa whoa, whoa
whoa whoa. Guys, guys.

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Let's make this right, okay?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You think you can
just buy the elf off?

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Kick his ass, babe.

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What are you doing, man?

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What?

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Come on. You're Jesus.

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So? Amen.

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So shouldn't you be
the voice of reason?

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I'm from Long Island, bro.

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Let's fuck him up!

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♪ Hark how the bells
sweet silver bells ♪

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Jesus, dude.

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♪ Throw cares away ♪

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♪ Christmas is here
bringing good cheer ♪

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♪ To young and old
meek and the bold ♪

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♪ Ding dong ding dong
that is the song ♪

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♪ With joyful ring
all caroling ♪

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Phil, though?

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♪ Words of good cheer
from everywhere ♪

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♪ Filling the air
oh how they pound ♪

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I Love Christmas!

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♪ Merry merry merry ♪

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Phil.

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Charlie?

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Yeah, wow. Dude,
you look amazing.

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How long has it been?

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♪ Merry merry merry Christmas ♪

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♪ On on they send
on without end ♪

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♪ Their joyful tone
to every home ♪

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♪ Ah ah ah ding dong ding dong ♪

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Hey, hey.

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Oh my God. Phil!

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♪ Ding dong ding dong
that is the song ♪

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We gotta get out
of here. Go, go.

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Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Really tattooed you there.

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You know, if you bleed through
that thing, don't feel bad.

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Debbie at the bar has

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a Costco sized pack
of like 40 of them.

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She uses them for pretty
much everything around here.

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That whole pool table
is leveled with them.

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It's really nice to
see you. For real.

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You know, I saw in
"Fast Company" that you

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unloaded Braintree,
that's pretty big.

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In "Barrens", they
said the deal was good.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah.

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I hope that's not
the reason that we lost touch.

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No, no.

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Because it's water
under the bridge.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, how did you
know that was me?

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Actually, I didn't at first.

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But I thought I
recognized your gate.

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'Cause when you walk, sometimes
your shoulders don't move.

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I don't know if you know
that about yourself,

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but then I saw your wallet
on the ground and I was like-

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Oh, yeah. What?
Do you have it?

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I actually.

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Oh, now that you mention
it, don't have it.

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I didn't pick it
up, such an idiot.

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No, no. It's fine.

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No, it's not fine.

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- I saw it on the ground.
- I really should go.

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I think I was just so
happy that it was you.

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It's fine. Don't worry
about it, man. You know what?

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- I gotta go find it.
- No. Hey, hang out.

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Wait wait, wait wait wait. We
just got here. Have a drink.

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I have a tab here.

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No no, no no. It's, I.

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It was a gift from my wife.

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Oh, shit. Well, then we
gotta find that wallet.

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What? No, no. You stay,
you finish your drinks.

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Thank you again for this.
This was really great.

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But, I got it from here.

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Phil. I want to help you out.

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Nut shot.

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Charlie, you
don't have to do that, man.

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We're not gonna find
the wallet, man.

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Come on. We're not giving up.

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Wives can tell when
gifts they've given you have been lost.

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Yeah. You married?

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I was, not anymore.

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Any kids?

128
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No thank you. You?

129
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I
got one in high school.

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You have a kid in high school?

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Yeah.

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Oh my God. It has been
so long. We're so old.

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You know, a couple years ago,

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I did try to get
in touch with you.

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Oh.

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Must have missed it.

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Yeah.

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Someone threw out sugar fish.

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Look, look Charlie.

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Take your hands outta
the garbage, all right.

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Forget the wallet. It's gone.

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When Jesus
body slammed you,

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that wallet went flying.

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Phil Shriver?

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Jesus Christ.

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You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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You know what,
Trey? Do me a favor.

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Fuck all the way off, please.

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I have no clients over here
for you to steal right now.

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I knew that when I quit,
you were gonna go downhill.

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But I did not realize that
I would find you with, what?

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Homeless Paul Bunion,
dumpster diving.

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I mean, this is just perfect.

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All right, hey. Merry Christmas.

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- You're doing great.
- Thank you so much.

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Say hi to Babe.

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This is my Christmas gift.

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- It's incredible.
- What an asshole.

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One of my former
partners, Trey Reynolds.

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Thank you for the
effort. I gotta go.

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You sure? We could
have another drink?

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Also, full disclosure,

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the woman that you saw me with
earlier today, not my wife.

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It's complicated, obviously.

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I mean, like everything
else in life,

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it's just endlessly complicated.

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Phil, I get it.

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Go in the ocean, you're
gonna get hit by a few waves.

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You've got all your
riptide, and undercurrent.

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Mother Nature is a beast

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that is literally
trying to kill you.

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So, what do you do?

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Stand there, and and take hit
after hit and just keep going.

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When's your book come out?

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It's a cookbook,
so I don't know

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if it's gonna be as
helpful in that area, but.

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All right. Well, look.
Thank you for trying.

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Great seeing you. I gotta go.

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Let me call you an Uber.

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No no, no no. There's a cab
coming right here. I got it.

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Let me give you
some cash, come on.

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I have a little cash, come on.

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Take the cash.

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I owe you. Okay?

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Stop, you don't. It's just
good to see ya. Get home safe.

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Hi. 72nd and Madison.

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Six, one.
Yeah, right.

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And I'm fucking,
Andre the Giant.

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♪ We're not scared
to lose it all ♪

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♪ Security thrown
through the wall ♪

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♪ Future dreams we
have to realize ♪

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♪ 1000 skeptic hands ♪

193
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♪ Won't keep us from
the things we plan ♪

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♪ Unless we're clinging
to the things we prize ♪

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♪ And do you feel scared I do ♪

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♪ But I won't stop and falter ♪

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♪ And if we threw it all away ♪

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♪ Things can only get better ♪

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♪ Oh oh whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪

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♪ Oh oh whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪

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♪ Treating today as though it
was the last the final show ♪

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♪ Get to 60 and feel no regret ♪

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♪ It may take a little time a
lonely path an uphill climb ♪

204
00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:07,882
♪ Success or failure
will not alter it ♪

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♪ And do you feel scared I do ♪

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♪ But I won't stop and falter ♪

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♪ And if we threw it all away ♪

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♪ Things can only get better ♪

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♪ Oh oh whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪

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♪ Oh oh whoa whoa ♪

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Mom, mom,
mom. Did you leave?

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00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,505
No, baby. I'm in
the kitchen. I'm here.

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I can't find my iPad.

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And I'm not leaving
without my iPad.

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Mom, I need to be able
to talk to Sanjay.

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Maxy, calm down.

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No way I'm
leaving without my iPad.

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I need you to take a breath.
It's right there. Okay?

219
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,937
- Guys.
- Thank God.

220
00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:03,980
Where are
you? Come on, let's go.

221
00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,314
I'm double parked downstairs.

222
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,858
All
right. We're packed.

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00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:11,237
We're all ready to go.
Everything's ready. We're good, okay.

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00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:12,697
You know, people
are wearing masks down there.

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00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:14,156
What, on the news,
all they're saying is

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keep some space,
wash your hands.

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Okay.

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Some are saying mask work.
Others are saying they don't.

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So confusing. All everyone can
agree on is wash your hands.

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All right, honey. Try
this. You know what?

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Let's not go zero to 60
every five seconds, okay?

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00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,920
Oh, I'm sorry. Have
you seen the news?

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- All I'm saying-
- Yes, I have seen the news.

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If you think we need masks,

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Ricky and Ray probably
got extra, so.

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Oh, hell no.

237
00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:34,385
Okay, you're the one
that brought up masks.

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Yeah, but honey, we're not
gonna go an hour out of our way

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to get anything from
your brothers, all right.

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00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,306
Where's Max? Oh here.

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00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:40,141
Okay. I
need you to calm down.

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00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,560
Yeah, okay.
I am perfectly calm.

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Ready? You got everything?

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Ready?

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00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,400
- Whoa whoa.
- Oh, shit. Roger.

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Phil, stay back.

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You don't. You go.

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- You get the next one.
- We got it. Yeah, we're good.

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We'll take the next
one. Good luck.

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Don't, you know, touch anything.

251
00:10:58,910 --> 00:10:59,869
You gotta hit the button.

252
00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:00,620
Yeah, I know.

253
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:02,747
I will.

254
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,009
Ah, shit. I just
touched the rail.

255
00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:17,303
God damn it. God, yeah.

256
00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:21,599
Is that all we have?

257
00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:23,142
You always said
it was bad for you.

258
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,060
I know. We can order more.

259
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,728
No, Amazon's out.

260
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,022
How the fuck is Amazon out?

261
00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:29,315
Thank you, thank
you, thank you.

262
00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:31,108
Thank you so much. Thank you.

263
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:34,028
- You're welcome.
- Good luck. Good luck.

264
00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:34,946
Wait, where's Max?

265
00:11:34,946 --> 00:11:35,780
Oh, he was just here. Maxy?

266
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,114
I'm right here.

267
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,076
God, you're so quiet.

268
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,579
Oh shit!

269
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,497
What?

270
00:11:44,497 --> 00:11:45,790
What, what's wrong? You okay?

271
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,041
The toilet up
paper's upstairs.

272
00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:51,796
Wait here.

273
00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,422
Okay, wait. Wait, wait
wait. Here, here here.

274
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,901
♪ I been feeling
kind of down a lot ♪

275
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,277
That was-

276
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,696
Five and a half hours.

277
00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:19,991
The line of cars,
outside the grocery store.

278
00:12:19,991 --> 00:12:21,242
People are hoarding.

279
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:22,785
You got anything
about orientation?

280
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,161
Like, what are we supposed
to do about moving?

281
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,122
This is really
what you want to deal with

282
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,624
right now, as the
world shuts down?

283
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,001
I don't care if
he's the only kid there.

284
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:30,793
He's going,

285
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,051
Is he not going in?

286
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:44,515
He's waiting for us. He
has separation anxiety.

287
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,767
Adrian told us. Remember?

288
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,061
500 dollars an hour for Adrian

289
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,354
to give us that
golden nugget, really?

290
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:51,689
Yeah.

291
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:52,940
Well, he knows he's going

292
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,567
to boarding school
in six months, right?

293
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,111
Okay.

294
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,241
I'm the bad guy. I'm
always the bad guy.

295
00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,354
Hi, buddy.

296
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:35,816
So I set up that Zoom with
John Park for next week.

297
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,445
I don't wanna see any more
therapists, Dad. Please, I.

298
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:42,073
No, no. John's an
associate of mine.

299
00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:43,908
He's an old friend.
He went to Hotchkiss.

300
00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,659
So he was gonna talk
to you and, you know,

301
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,788
give you this skinny on the
dorms, get you all psyched.

302
00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:50,414
Dad, that's so extra.

303
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,084
Why, you wanna
know what to expect

304
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:54,543
when you go in the Fall, right?

305
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,378
They might not be open.

306
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,381
Oh, they're gonna be
open. Okay, trust me.

307
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,382
And you're gonna go.

308
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,136
You still waiting for that girl

309
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,430
to accept your friend request?

310
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,265
No. I haven't asked her yet.

311
00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:11,435
Okay. Well, you know.

312
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,354
In five months, it's
not gonna matter.

313
00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:14,438
What, won't?

314
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,482
That she doesn't
wanna be your friend.

315
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,442
I just said I
haven't asked her yet.

316
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:23,239
Mom?

317
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,450
I'm downstairs. Max.

318
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,493
Okay.

319
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,455
Wait, mom. Where downstairs?

320
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,710
- Mom, Mom.
- Maxy, I'm in the kitchen.

321
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,586
All right.

322
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,140
The markets
are still open.

323
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,433
And that means every single
day, I'm losing money.

324
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,604
What does that even
mean, you fucking idiot?

325
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,940
What are we gonna
do about that, huh?

326
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,567
'Cause from my end it looks like

327
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,235
you're doing
absolutely jack shit.

328
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,362
Call me tomorrow.

329
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,328
A first alert.

330
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,205
And our state bye state
coronavirus tracking-

331
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,748
- All right.
- Jesus Christ.

332
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,084
Well, Max is in
his room, online,

333
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,587
still trying to get the
popular kids to be his friends.

334
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:22,590
Well, good. Good for
Max. He needs friends.

335
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,924
You think that's gonna

336
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,259
help make him want to
go to boarding school?

337
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,469
He's really nervous
about going, you know.

338
00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:29,805
He wasn't a couple months ago.

339
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,223
The
coronavirus risk-

340
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,225
Yeah, gee. I wonder
what's happened.

341
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,311
The President's
own advisors make it clear,

342
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,687
he is out of touch with reality.

343
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,273
He should have worked with
Ricky and Ray last Summer.

344
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,818
That would've somehow
there prepared him,

345
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,486
for what we are
experiencing today?

346
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,572
Probably, yeah.

347
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,201
I got him the internship
at Goldman Sachs.

348
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,702
It was a summer
with college kids,

349
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,995
who wouldn't give
him the time of day.

350
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,997
Did wonders for him,
socially and emotionally.

351
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,582
Well, it's gonna look
a hell of a lot better

352
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,042
on his resume than, you know,

353
00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,544
working at your brother's
freaking pizza joint.

354
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,839
You're such a fucking snob.

355
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:07,927
Why is my concern for our
son's future and wellbeing

356
00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:09,803
somehow an indictment of me?

357
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,723
You turned it into
an indictment of you.

358
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,808
Oh, well. I'm sorry that I
worked so hard for this family.

359
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,687
Oh, oh. Max and I know
really well how hard you work.

360
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,690
All we hear is you, is you
stomping and walking around,

361
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,775
screaming into your phone.

362
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,985
I do not think it's
healthy for our son

363
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,570
to hear his father
say things like,

364
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,656
I'm gonna tear your neck
outta your fucking asshole.

365
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:29,698
What's your point?

366
00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:32,576
My point is, we didn't
have to hear this before.

367
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,286
You used to be at an office.

368
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,706
What do you want me to do?

369
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,999
I don't know.

370
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,711
Lisa's husband Zooms
from the bathroom.

371
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,256
Lisa's husband's
a fucking idiot.

372
00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:46,590
Here we go, because
he doesn't make

373
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,842
boatloads of money
being a teacher.

374
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,470
No, because he Zoom schools
from the freaking toilet.

375
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,721
Okay. You know what?

376
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,807
Where you going?
No, you know what? No.

377
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,476
You stay here, okay. I will go.

378
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:58,519
I am.

379
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,436
No no, no no, no no, no no.

380
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,273
No no, no no, no no, no no.

381
00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:03,607
Hey, Phil.

382
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,277
Sorry to tell you this
over a voicemail, but

383
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:07,861
I'm gonna have to
pull out my funds.

384
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,281
Moving over to Trey
Reynolds's shop.

385
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,284
All right, man. Hope
you're staying safe.

386
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:18,414
I just don't understand what
the fuck you're doing about.

387
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:21,292
Well, until that day happens,
it's still costing me money.

388
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,878
And you're still
my lawyer, right?

389
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,423
Then what the fuck are
you gonna do about it?

390
00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,591
Yeah, I've seen the
news. I get it. I get it.

391
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,593
But guess what? The world
might be ending, Greg.

392
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,220
But it ain't over yet.

393
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,097
Jesus Christ!

394
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,100
And Max, do not
think for one second

395
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,352
that this is gonna get you
outta going to boarding school.

396
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,481
I was thinking.

397
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,900
Maybe we could all go for
a hike tomorrow in Montauk.

398
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,487
Oh, yeah. How am I
supposed to do that?

399
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,780
It was just a suggestion.

400
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,866
Well, the fund is
on the brink right now

401
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:54,908
because of Trey Reynolds.

402
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,537
Now I have people that I'm
responsible to, all right.

403
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,706
I have other people that
I'm responsible for.

404
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,124
Any way you slice it,

405
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,375
- I don't have the kind of time
- You don't want to hike?

406
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,585
- We don't have to hike.
- For wondering around

407
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,045
- the fucking beach.
- Thank you.

408
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,118
Phil, Phil?

409
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,411
What is that?

410
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,794
Phil.

411
00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:55,386
Phil, I don't wanna
wake your family.

412
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,515
Mom, Mom, Mom. Mom, Mom?

413
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,016
Mom, we're being attacked.

414
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,226
What?

415
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,477
We're being attacked.
We're being attacked.

416
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,771
Okay, why are you?
Why are you here?

417
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:06,939
Nightmares.

418
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,941
Okay. Okay, okay.

419
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,236
We need to call, we
need to call the cops.

420
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,822
Okay, but I left my
cell phone upstairs.

421
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,082
Who the fuck is out here?

422
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,215
- Who is that?
- I don't know.

423
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,717
Hi. I'm a friend of Phil's.

424
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,178
You, you. Who are
you? What do you want?

425
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,765
Phil. Phil, hey.
It's me. It's Charlie.

426
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,601
Charlie? Jesus Christ, man.

427
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,603
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay it's okay.

428
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,981
What are you doing here?

429
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,276
It got really bad in
the city, and I panicked.

430
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,610
So you came here?

431
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,571
You scared the shit
out of my family

432
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:56,572
in the middle of the night.

433
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,739
I found your wallet.

434
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,991
You found my wallet?

435
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:01,243
So I
hopped in an Uber.

436
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,036
Wait, you took an Uber here?

437
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,497
Charlie, the driver
could have been sick.

438
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,790
We made a pact.

439
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,500
We said tell each
other right now,

440
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,377
have you seen anyone
that might have covid?

441
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,129
And he said, absolutely not.

442
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,006
He said he only had
like six roommates.

443
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,382
But I was wearing a
mask 70% of the time.

444
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,135
This is one of the stupidest
things you've ever done

445
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,637
in a very long list
of stupid things.

446
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,430
You realize that?

447
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,723
I live alone.

448
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,476
And I read that people
are dying of loneliness.

449
00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:27,227
It's been two weeks.

450
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,729
That's a long time
not to see anybody.

451
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,981
Charlie, what do you want?

452
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,109
Can I stay here?

453
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,277
You're kidding.

454
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,738
Just until the city
calms down, you know?

455
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,199
And it, and it. You owe me.

456
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,203
Are you bringing
up Braintree now?

457
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,038
No.

458
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,332
The other night?

459
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,168
You said you owe me.

460
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,254
Remember, 'cause of
that blonde girl?

461
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,255
He's
agreed to quarantine

462
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,465
on the other side of the house.

463
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,175
You already let him in?

464
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,260
Well, yeah.

465
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,137
- Phil!
- What? What?

466
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,264
I drew an imaginary
line on the floor.

467
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,226
I said, I, I, I said
you do not cross, okay?

468
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,187
And you know, I mean.
He didn't look sick.

469
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,064
He could be asymptomatic,

470
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,732
which if everything I
read on Twitter is true,

471
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:14,775
that means he could have it,

472
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,193
which means you're gonna get it,

473
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,319
which means Max and I are
definitely gonna get it next.

474
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,111
Oh, God.

475
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,364
Relax, Max. Okay.

476
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,282
Look, Charlie is
not asymptomatic.

477
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,617
All right, trust me.

478
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,869
If he had this thing,
he would have serious,

479
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,870
serious symptoms by now.

480
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,247
I mean, he's a, he's

481
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:30,874
portly.

482
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,186
Okay, see.

483
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:53,897
Here's the line.

484
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,775
I don't think you understand
how an airborne virus works.

485
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:57,568
Wow, Phil.

486
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,865
Your family is
quite breathtaking.

487
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,326
Yeah, yeah. This
is our son, Max.

488
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,829
Mad Max.

489
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,330
Nope, right. The line.

490
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,748
That's right.

491
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,167
You know, your dad and
I used to be pretty tight.

492
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,461
Lived together for a
while. He was so intense.

493
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,589
He would fart, and the
power would go out.

494
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,425
Nothing, okay.

495
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,218
And this is my wife, Rosie.

496
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,973
Enchante. Whoa,
right. The line. Got it.

497
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,725
Rosalia, Rosalita?
Doesn't matter.

498
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,937
You're even more gorgeous
than I dreamed, not dreamed.

499
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,231
I wasn't dreaming
about. Imagined.

500
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,191
Well, it's nice to
meet you, Charlie.

501
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:40,902
So what do you
have on my husband?

502
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:44,656
I don't have anything, I.

503
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,199
Just answer the question.

504
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,576
I um,

505
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:51,079
found his wallet, 'cause
we hung out the other day.

506
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,415
Did you like my husband
when you first met him?

507
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,543
What? No, yes. When I
first met him the last time?

508
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,628
Or when I first
met him, like ever?

509
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,921
Do you have trouble
telling the truth?

510
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,424
Not generally, but I
am very nervous right now

511
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,051
by your line of questioning.

512
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:04,801
I still got it.

513
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,889
Clean towels upstairs.
Help yourself. Welcome.

514
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:09,640
Max, let's go.

515
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,311
What a peach.

516
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,106
What a welcoming,
welcoming vibe.

517
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,442
Listen, we're gonna
go back to bed. Okay?

518
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,278
Just try to keep it down and,

519
00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:25,989
I'll see you in the morning.

520
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,491
Yeah, it's like
I'm not even here.

521
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:28,283
Hey, Phil?

522
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,410
Yeah.

523
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,204
I just wanna let you
know what you're doing,

524
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,413
it's a real mitzvah.

525
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:36,667
Yeah, It really is.

526
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:38,835
Okay, Phil?

527
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,088
Yes.

528
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:45,008
What do I do if I
get hungry, or thirsty,

529
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,886
or I run outta my medicated
wipes and I need toilet paper?

530
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:49,805
'Cause the line.

531
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:55,519
Okay, you may occasionally,

532
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:59,815
from time to time,
quietly cross the line.

533
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:03,568
Like a little bit of
times I can cross the line.

534
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,361
But, you know.

535
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,613
- Got it.
- Okay.

536
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,240
Hey, Phil?

537
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,032
Yes?

538
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:11,535
Is this one of those
times? 'Cause I feel like-

539
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,078
- No, no.
- Yep, got it.

540
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,413
If we're not gonna
respect the line,

541
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:15,956
then, you know,
what are we doing?

542
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,750
I'm a hugger, so it's gonna
be hard in this new normal.

543
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,751
Let's respect the line.

544
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:20,961
- Of course.
- All right.

545
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,337
- Good night.
- Respect the line.

546
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:23,130
Oh, hey, Phil?

547
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:26,550
Pretty positive. I forgot
the medicated wipes.

548
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,468
So I'm gonna need
some TP whenever you.

549
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,520
Philly boy, that's gorgeous.

550
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:25,609
Gotta drink.

551
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,028
And if I'm going eat.

552
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:30,614
Bloody Mary?

553
00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:34,826
He's trying to steal
my entire client roster.

554
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,579
Yes, I'm keenly aware

555
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,206
that I've had a couple
down years, Andrew.

556
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,875
No one is more aware
of that than me.

557
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,419
Braintree is, you can't
recreate that all right.

558
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:48,757
That was a one time thing.
It was the invisible unicorn.

559
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,884
Good morning, everybody.

560
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,178
Listen, I gotta go
all right. Start filing.

561
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,597
Phil, this house is amazing.

562
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,015
Thank you. Thank you so much.

563
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:58,767
Listen, I'm making some green
smoothies for me and Max.

564
00:25:58,767 --> 00:25:59,810
You want one?

565
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:01,269
Oh, you know what?

566
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,146
No, I'd actually rather have
a big tall glass of warm piss.

567
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,026
I said I'd rather have a
tall glass of warm piss.

568
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:08,944
Can he not hear it?

569
00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:12,322
Really?

570
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:13,406
Just a little hair of the dog.

571
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,908
You don't have to be so judgy.

572
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,910
Wait, where did you even
find the mixer for that?

573
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,161
In your bar.

574
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,121
Oh, dude. That stuff's
like three Summers old.

575
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,917
I guess that's why it's
like kind of, has a fur.

576
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,921
Listen, um. About last night.

577
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,548
- Yeah. What was that?
- I know.

578
00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:31,258
Your wife came at me like
fucking Julianna Margoles.

579
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:34,094
I know. She was
irritated with me.

580
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,637
Yeah, well. She's scared me.

581
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:38,181
She's scary. I know. You
wobbled on all of your answers.

582
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:39,599
Well, I didn't think I
was gonna have a deposition

583
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:40,976
in the middle of
the fucking night.

584
00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:42,602
Yeah, well just because
she doesn't practice anymore

585
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,938
doesn't mean my wife is still
not a brutal cross examiner.

586
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,356
Keep that in mind.

587
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,649
Maybe you should tell her
that every once in a while.

588
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,733
I'm sure she would
love to hear it.

589
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:50,944
I gotta go.

590
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:52,988
This is for you. Button this.

591
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,449
Wait. Dad, where you going?

592
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,200
Work.

593
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,538
What you jamming on?

594
00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:08,295
♪ I am tired of being tired ♪

595
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:12,132
♪ I'm so tired of being tired ♪

596
00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:16,303
♪ There's no question
there's so much pain ♪

597
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:20,223
♪ I'm getting older
and won't hate ♪

598
00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:23,810
♪ If I could shut of my brain ♪

599
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:28,273
♪ Make me focus on better days ♪

600
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:31,651
♪ 'Cause every day
feels all the same ♪

601
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:36,656
♪ It's like I'm stuck on
a crowd in a local train ♪

602
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,534
♪ If I could shut off my brain ♪

603
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:44,331
♪ Make it think more
certainly of everything ♪

604
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:47,792
♪ 'Cause every day
goes by the same ♪

605
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:51,087
♪ It's like I'm stuck on
a crowd in a local train ♪

606
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,798
♪ Local train local
train local train ♪

607
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:57,677
♪ No one no one no one no one ♪

608
00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:02,015
♪ 'Cause every day
every day every day ♪

609
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:07,020
♪ It's all the same it's all
the same it's all the same ♪

610
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:11,358
♪ I'm going through
the motions ♪

611
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:15,278
♪ I know it's gonna
be it's gonna okay ♪

612
00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:19,115
♪ I'm going through
the motions ♪

613
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:23,828
♪ I know it's gonna
be it's gonna okay ♪

614
00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:34,005
I just think it would
be nice to have some answers

615
00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:35,131
about when the school
is gonna open up.

616
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:36,424
We've already paid the deposit.

617
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:39,094
And you also have my
very generous donation

618
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,888
to the Whoeverstein
Library that's going up.

619
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:53,525
What's up?

620
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:56,152
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

621
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:58,697
I just stepped into your
beautiful afternoon, and I.

622
00:28:58,697 --> 00:28:59,864
I'm, I'm sorry.

623
00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,700
Oh my God. No, you're fine.

624
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:05,203
I smelled that good
that you're smoking on.

625
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:09,040
Oh, well. Please, by all
means. It's phenomenal.

626
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,126
- Wait. Oh my God.
- Oh my God.

627
00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:12,293
- No.
- Holy shit. I'm so sorry.

628
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,795
I'm not allowed.

629
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,547
No, you can't do that anymore.

630
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,549
- That was so dangerous.
- I almost killed you.

631
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:18,842
This is like poison.

632
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,553
Oh, man.

633
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,179
I know. I'm still
trying to get used to it.

634
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,764
I would've, like a month ago,
I would've just taken that,

635
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,100
and just drop
litted all over it.

636
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,144
Everything I used to
do in the before times.

637
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:30,437
Now I'm out here in the country

638
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:33,106
with my 100 year old
dad making sourdough,

639
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,608
and not taking joints
from strangers.

640
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,943
You're making the bread.

641
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,278
Oh yeah.
I made the bread.

642
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:41,156
God, I really want to
make the bread. Is it good?

643
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,283
Well, I'm making
the bread right now.

644
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,617
It's still rising, so.

645
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,286
I'm Charlie, by the way.

646
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:47,829
Emma.

647
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:52,167
Kind of like pandemic
roommates with the neighbors.

648
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:56,212
I'm just out here on my every
10 minute fresh air break,

649
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:59,132
you know, required by
the CDC or whatever.

650
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,218
No, I know. I try to take
one every five minutes.

651
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:03,762
Life in a pandemic.

652
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:06,264
Well, I will throw a
bag over for you, maybe.

653
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:08,016
Oh my God. Thank you.

654
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:10,477
And I'll throw over some
sourdough if it turns out good.

655
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,062
Oh, it doesn't
matter good or bad.

656
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:14,064
They're gluten free in
there and I'm, I'm dying.

657
00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:19,277
Well, it was nice having you
check me out, so thank you.

658
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:22,489
Okay. I wasn't checking
you out. But I like your fit.

659
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,865
It's pandemic chic.

660
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,284
Enjoy your weed.

661
00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,869
Enjoy your wine.

662
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,370
It's quite a pour.

663
00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,384
Mom.

664
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,428
Mom, Mom.

665
00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:48,932
No.

666
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:59,359
'Cause they're doing
something nice for me.

667
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,319
I can't stay with
you, Mom. You're old.

668
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,279
No, you can't come here.

669
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:04,656
You will die if you get this.

670
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:08,201
I don't care that you've
been going to Curves.

671
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,496
You're an old woman, Mom.

672
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:15,166
This is the right thing to
do, okay. It feels right.

673
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,252
Feels like maybe there
was a reason that,

674
00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:20,380
that I was supposed
to bump into him.

675
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:23,466
Who knows, Mom?

676
00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:29,430
What are you doing?

677
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,725
Did someone say you
could go through my shit?

678
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:33,518
Sorry.

679
00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,147
No, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. Don't run.

680
00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:38,439
Don't run, I'm so tired.

681
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,983
Are you on the track team?

682
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,193
No, no. Wait.

683
00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:46,698
Max, wait, wait. I'm sorry.

684
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:47,490
- Just leave.
- I'm sorry.

685
00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:48,449
Why are you running?

686
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:49,993
Charlie, Charlie, just.

687
00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:51,244
No, I'm sorry.

688
00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,453
Just don't, don't
hurt me, please.

689
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:54,581
I'm not gonna hurt, hurt you.

690
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:56,666
Why would I hurt you? I
just want to apologize.

691
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:57,584
Please stop running.

692
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,919
No, no no. Then you stop.

693
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:02,213
Oh my God. I'm gonna
have a heart attack.

694
00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:04,382
Oh, I feel it in my arm.

695
00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:06,968
This is where it starts.
It starts in the arm.

696
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,304
I'm sorry I ran,
you were just.

697
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:10,847
You looked so
angry, I was scared.

698
00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:12,640
I'm not angry.
I'm sorry I yelled.

699
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,100
You can't go through
my shit, you know.

700
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,477
You need to ask for entree.

701
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,146
I came up there
in peace. I just.

702
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:23,443
I saw you talking to that
girl, that woman, the neighbor.

703
00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:24,652
Yeah, so?

704
00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:27,822
Well,

705
00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:29,282
just.

706
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,701
How do you do it, you know?

707
00:32:31,701 --> 00:32:34,537
Are you implying because
I look the way I do,

708
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:35,663
and she's beautiful,
that there's

709
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,832
some sort of obstacle
for me to overcome?

710
00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,959
I just, it, it just
looked easy for you.

711
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:44,172
Because I will let you know
right now, chubby guys fuck.

712
00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:45,506
We put in that work.

713
00:32:46,716 --> 00:32:48,218
We'll eat you out
for like a half hour,

714
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:51,095
before I even think
about what I'm getting.

715
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:53,306
You know, we, we're
generous lovers.

716
00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:54,766
It's not that easy for me.

717
00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:56,601
I can't even get myself to

718
00:32:56,601 --> 00:32:59,479
follow this girl that
I'm into on Instagram.

719
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:00,730
I don't know, my dude.

720
00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:04,692
You wanna talk to someone.

721
00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:09,697
The truth is, it's
a what's the worst

722
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,783
that could happen
situation, you know?

723
00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:15,411
Yeah.

724
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,288
I don't really
know how to say this

725
00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:21,292
in a positive way, Phil,
but I'm moving my accounts,

726
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:24,504
and my money outta yours and
putting them in with Trey.

727
00:33:25,463 --> 00:33:27,590
Since his departure, it really,

728
00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:30,969
it doesn't look
good on your end.

729
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:41,562
Who was it that said,

730
00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:43,815
kill all the lawyers?

731
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,068
Was that Al Capone?

732
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:48,820
Whoa.

733
00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:52,156
Rough day.

734
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:56,369
Who's there?

735
00:33:56,369 --> 00:34:00,331
What you mean, who's there?
It's Charlie. Can I come in?

736
00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:01,124
Yeah.

737
00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:05,128
See how I did that?

738
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:09,757
How I asked if I could enter,
waited for your response,

739
00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:12,218
then received the permission
I was looking for?

740
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,053
And now I shall go in.

741
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,930
Yeah, I saw.

742
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:20,601
This is a very, very
cool room of a boy

743
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:23,563
who is not quite a man,
but not quite a boy.

744
00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:26,691
Sweet ax.

745
00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:29,652
Thank you. I
like your tattoos.

746
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:31,112
Oh, thanks.

747
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,406
Yeah, I got enough tattoos to
be a chef, but I don't cook.

748
00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:35,992
I like your owl.

749
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:38,661
I got it for my grandma
when she passed away.

750
00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:42,415
She was wise, but she also
looked like an owl, so.

751
00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:45,293
And then I got
this one down here.

752
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:46,794
I can't see it.

753
00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:48,546
It's over here.
It says lion hair.

754
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,882
I got that when I was 16.

755
00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:52,884
I fell in love with this blonde
girl, and my mom would say-

756
00:34:52,884 --> 00:34:54,135
16?

757
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:55,720
looks like someone
got attacked by a lion.

758
00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,014
Oh, what's that plane?

759
00:34:58,014 --> 00:35:00,183
I got that for my dad,
when he passed away.

760
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:01,934
'Cause he was a pilot.

761
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,978
Better pilot than a dad,
but a pretty good pilot.

762
00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:05,271
That's sad.

763
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,856
And then this
is an Eames chair.

764
00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:08,107
That's not for anyone that died.

765
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,568
That's just an item that
you will grow to covet.

766
00:35:10,568 --> 00:35:11,778
What's an Eames chair?

767
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,154
You know, I been
doing a little thinking

768
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:15,990
about your lady
problem, as it were.

769
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:18,159
Oh, okay. And would you?

770
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:22,413
I think I have a
solution for you.

771
00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:23,748
What is it?

772
00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:24,957
Well, I think what
you need, my friend,

773
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:28,044
is what's called a hard reset.

774
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,879
No, I don't wanna lie.
I don't wanna lie to her.

775
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:31,172
I'm not asking you to lie.

776
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,050
I'm not saying full
like a college scandal,

777
00:35:34,050 --> 00:35:35,134
Felicity Huffman shit.

778
00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:38,721
I'm just saying, you
need to present this

779
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:42,809
lady of yours with a
new side of yourself,

780
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:44,977
that maybe she hasn't seen.

781
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:47,188
That way, she kind of
takes you in with new eyes.

782
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:47,980
A hard reset.

783
00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,568
What if I make her laugh?

784
00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:55,696
'Cause I make Sanjay laugh
a lot, so I can be funny.

785
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:00,034
Oh, you're being
serious about that.

786
00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,244
Oh, okay yeah.
Let's go with that.

787
00:36:01,244 --> 00:36:02,578
What? You don't
think I can do it?

788
00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:03,329
Oh, no no. I think
you could be funny.

789
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,872
Yeah, no, I think you.

790
00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,082
That was one of the first
things I thought when I met you,

791
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:08,543
was like this kid is,
this kid is a crack off.

792
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:11,754
Okay, well then I don't, I
don't want embarrass myself.

793
00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:13,256
I don't want her to laugh
at me, then. You're right.

794
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:15,425
She won't laugh at
you. Do something online.

795
00:36:15,425 --> 00:36:19,053
Just like write or make
a meme. Shit out a meme.

796
00:36:19,053 --> 00:36:19,887
I don't know what the
proper term for it is,

797
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,806
but make a meme.

798
00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:23,307
Okay. You sure?

799
00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:25,435
- Yeah.
- Okay, so then.

800
00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:28,938
How do we make somebody laugh?

801
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:32,358
You just Google image
social conscious pictures,

802
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:34,819
and show all these images that

803
00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:36,195
have been shared by
millions of people.

804
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:37,488
You just pick one,

805
00:36:37,488 --> 00:36:40,533
and then you write a
funny, witty caption.

806
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,035
If the picture is
King Kong climbing up

807
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,996
the Empire State Building,
you write underneath it,

808
00:36:44,996 --> 00:36:47,248
me until I've had my coffee.

809
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,876
And then you throw
it up on Insta.

810
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:52,295
You get a big fat
like from old CD69,

811
00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:53,754
and you're on your way.

812
00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:55,590
CD? Who's CD69?

813
00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:59,135
Charlie Don 69.
It's my screen name.

814
00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:00,803
It's been my screen name at

815
00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:03,222
every possible email
account you could have.

816
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:06,559
I had Charlie 69 at
Prodigy, Charlie 69 at AOL,

817
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,102
Charlie 69 at Hotmail.

818
00:37:08,102 --> 00:37:10,188
I even at Charlie 69 at Apple,

819
00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:11,522
and that became at iCloud.

820
00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:13,191
And now it's at me, but
you have to pay for it,

821
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:14,817
so I don't have it anymore.

822
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:16,152
Is it funny?

823
00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:17,069
- I want to be funny.
- Yes, it's funny.

824
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,946
It's got 69 in the title.

825
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,032
I don't know what to tell you.

826
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,117
I mean, people think I'm funny.

827
00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:25,369
Anyway. Make that
meme, Meme Lord.

828
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,457
And Charlie,
I should know.

829
00:37:29,457 --> 00:37:31,167
What is 69, so I can-

830
00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,502
Nope, whoop.

831
00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:34,003
- Ba ba ba ba boo.
- What's that?

832
00:37:34,003 --> 00:37:37,215
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba
ba ba boo. Boo boo.

833
00:37:46,057 --> 00:37:46,849
What?

834
00:37:52,146 --> 00:37:55,149
Oh my God. You fucking
children of the corned me, man.

835
00:37:55,149 --> 00:37:56,400
So sorry,
Charlie. I just-

836
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,527
You can't do that.

837
00:37:57,527 --> 00:37:59,278
I just, I just
came real quick.

838
00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:01,280
Seriously, I think I'm
having a heart attack.

839
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,949
You can't do that.

840
00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:04,075
Sorry, I just. I just wanted
to show you I made the meme.

841
00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:05,368
The what?

842
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:06,619
The meme. I made the
meme, like you said.

843
00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:09,497
Oh, the meme? Yes, the
meme. Yes yes, the meme.

844
00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:13,376
What I thought my
apocalypse outfit would be.

845
00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:14,627
What it actually is.

846
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,380
It's not, you're not
laughing. It's not funny?

847
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:19,507
No, no. It's, it's,
it's really funny.

848
00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:22,134
Sometimes when I read things, I,

849
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,303
and they're funny I
don't laugh, but like I.

850
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:26,722
You laugh in your mind, you
know, like "The New Yorker".

851
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:28,057
So I should post it?

852
00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,393
Post that shit. Yes,
you only got one shot.

853
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,978
Thanks, Charlie.

854
00:38:31,978 --> 00:38:34,313
Yeah, while we're in
it, shoot that shit, baby.

855
00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:36,190
Eight mile, mom's spaghetti.

856
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:44,365
Top of the morning.

857
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:45,908
Oh my God, you gotta
wear clothes today.

858
00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:47,910
What are talking about?
I am wearing clothes.

859
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:49,370
This is Egyptian cotton.

860
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,997
I have a Zoom
with a girlfriend

861
00:38:50,997 --> 00:38:52,456
who's getting a divorce in
the middle of all this shit.

862
00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:55,209
She does not wanna see your
Egyptian cotton, plus I.

863
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:58,004
The fucking sink is broken, so.

864
00:38:58,004 --> 00:38:58,796
Well.

865
00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:03,301
Why don't you let
me fix that thing?

866
00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:05,011
No, no. I have
a guy coming out.

867
00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:05,928
You're having a guy come out

868
00:39:05,928 --> 00:39:06,762
in the middle of all this shit?

869
00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:07,722
Just let me fix it.

870
00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:10,016
Oh, okay.

871
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:14,812
I'm sorry. That eye roll
is extremely anti-Semitic.

872
00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:16,981
What? Because I'm Jewish,
I can't fix a sink?

873
00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:19,066
Because he's a Jew,
he can't fix the sink.

874
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:23,070
I can just check
under their hood here.

875
00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:25,448
Oh God. I do not wanna
see your side ball.

876
00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:28,451
Whoa. Oh my head!
Ow, my balls! Ow!

877
00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:32,204
I'm sorry.

878
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,456
I only brought one
pair of underwear,

879
00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:35,499
and one pair of gym shorts.

880
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:38,085
I did bring like eight pair
of sneakers, though. And.

881
00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:40,671
Oh my God.

882
00:39:41,964 --> 00:39:43,466
Thank you.

883
00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:44,342
You did it.

884
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:51,349
You okay?

885
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,019
What? Me? Yeah, ignore it.

886
00:39:58,147 --> 00:40:00,483
It's just, what you
guys have done has

887
00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:02,234
been above and beyond, and I am.

888
00:40:03,861 --> 00:40:06,197
It's just really nice
of you to have me here.

889
00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:10,409
Sorry.

890
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:13,537
Well, it was mostly
Phil, to be honest.

891
00:40:13,537 --> 00:40:15,539
He likes to pretend
he's a big prick, but.

892
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:20,544
He's a really good guy.

893
00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,048
Holy shit!

894
00:40:24,048 --> 00:40:25,508
Max?

895
00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:28,552
Oh God. I hope
I didn't do that.

896
00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:30,638
Max, what happened?

897
00:40:30,638 --> 00:40:32,807
- Listen, listen.
- What? What is it?

898
00:40:32,807 --> 00:40:34,016
She commented.

899
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:36,560
Hey, that's an
optimum response too.

900
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,020
Okay, Mom. She LMFAO'ed.

901
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:40,564
Okay, can we use words? I
don't understand any of this.

902
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:42,441
I'll do my best,
but I'm no Gen Z'er.

903
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:45,736
Apparently Annie left
an LMFAO on his IG,

904
00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:47,279
which is better than an LOL.

905
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,906
It's better than an ROTFL.

906
00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:50,533
It's almost as good as a WTF.

907
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:54,662
It's not quite an OMG, but
we're close to an S your D.

908
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:56,288
Well.

909
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:57,998
I don't understand any of
that, but you look really happy.

910
00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,000
- It's good.
- Good, good.

911
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,626
No, it's good.

912
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:01,502
It's great, it's great.

913
00:41:02,378 --> 00:41:03,629
I'm gonna follow her.

914
00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:05,131
He's a funny kid, man.

915
00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,382
Thank you.

916
00:41:06,382 --> 00:41:07,341
Please.

917
00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:08,718
Put some pants on, okay?

918
00:41:08,718 --> 00:41:11,053
Yeah, no I got. No, I
understand. Too comfortable.

919
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:21,021
Oh. Hey, there you are.

920
00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:22,273
- Hey.
- Hey.

921
00:41:22,273 --> 00:41:23,858
Come look at this.

922
00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:27,153
He was so little.

923
00:41:28,446 --> 00:41:29,613
That's Hawaii, right?

924
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,533
What was the name of that place?

925
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:33,743
Hua, Hualalai.

926
00:41:33,743 --> 00:41:35,119
Hualalai?

927
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:37,663
Huala, Hualalai. Remember,
I kept mispronouncing it?

928
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,835
That's nice. Did
you need something?

929
00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:45,921
No. I didn't know if
you went some place.

930
00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:47,131
Did you move the truck?

931
00:41:47,131 --> 00:41:49,842
No. No, I figured you did.

932
00:41:49,842 --> 00:41:50,634
No?

933
00:41:53,471 --> 00:41:54,805
Should we be worried?

934
00:42:06,275 --> 00:42:08,778
♪ Hey man ♪

935
00:42:08,778 --> 00:42:10,488
♪ What you doing ♪

936
00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:13,741
♪ Stuck in love ♪

937
00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:16,577
♪ How about you ♪

938
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:17,870
These are called donuts.

939
00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:18,913
You probably don't
know what they are,

940
00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,247
'cause your house
is gluten free.

941
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,501
Charlie, Charlie.

942
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:26,670
Dude, relax.
You're holding on so tight.

943
00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,088
Oh my God.

944
00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:40,226
Too
fast, too furious.

945
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:43,687
♪ There's no time ♪

946
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:46,440
♪ There's no place ♪

947
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,692
♪ Turn it off ♪

948
00:42:48,692 --> 00:42:51,612
Oh, dude.
Congratulations, man.

949
00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:54,657
You have an in, you have a
thing now with this girl.

950
00:42:54,657 --> 00:42:57,493
It's not a relationship yet,
but it's the beginnings.

951
00:42:57,493 --> 00:43:00,538
It's the happenings. You
have like a common bond.

952
00:43:00,538 --> 00:43:04,041
She liked your meme.
You are her Meme lord.

953
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:05,835
You know what I'm saying?

954
00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:08,212
I mean, don't tell her
that, 'cause it's cool.

955
00:43:10,339 --> 00:43:13,300
Charlie, what do you
say I take a hit of that?

956
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,760
May I take a what?

957
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,970
May I smoke with you?

958
00:43:15,970 --> 00:43:17,763
Absolutely not. No way, Sir.

959
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,477
I know I'm like a cool,
older figure in your life.

960
00:43:23,477 --> 00:43:26,438
But there's no way I am getting
high with you. I'm sorry.

961
00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:27,356
You know I've smoked
weed before, right?

962
00:43:27,356 --> 00:43:29,108
No no, no no no, my friend.

963
00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:31,944
I don't care.

964
00:43:31,944 --> 00:43:34,154
I let you smoke this weed,
and the next thing you know,

965
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:36,907
you drive this jeep
straight into the ocean.

966
00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:39,451
And you think I'm not in enough
hot water with your pops?

967
00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:41,036
The last thing I need
is for you to have

968
00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:43,581
a fricking Martin
Lawrence freak out.

969
00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:44,874
I don't think your
weed is that good,

970
00:43:44,874 --> 00:43:46,208
to make me do that, you know.

971
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:48,043
I wanna believe
you. I just can't.

972
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:50,921
16 is like right on
the fence. You know what?

973
00:43:50,921 --> 00:43:53,799
I can't stop a 16
year old from smoking.

974
00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:55,926
But I will not
smoke weed with you.

975
00:43:55,926 --> 00:43:58,262
That is highly inappropriate.

976
00:43:58,262 --> 00:44:01,932
So what I can do is leave
this weed in the car.

977
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:04,393
Then I'm gonna get
out of the car.

978
00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:06,812
And whatever happens
between you and the weed

979
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:09,899
while I am out of the car in
this controlled environment,

980
00:44:09,899 --> 00:44:11,859
is between you and the weed.

981
00:44:11,859 --> 00:44:14,653
And then I have
plausible deniability.

982
00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:17,072
Congratulations.

983
00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:19,909
Have a good time.

984
00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:30,210
How's it going in there?

985
00:44:35,007 --> 00:44:38,093
Do I light it here,
and then smoke or?

986
00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,970
How do I? What's the timing?

987
00:44:41,263 --> 00:44:42,056
The timing?

988
00:44:43,933 --> 00:44:46,185
Lighter, light flame.

989
00:44:47,645 --> 00:44:52,149
To the fat part, inhale, cough,
I think is how that'll go.

990
00:44:53,025 --> 00:44:53,817
Okay.

991
00:44:56,904 --> 00:44:57,947
Any progress?

992
00:45:00,282 --> 00:45:01,909
Hey, there she is.

993
00:45:03,035 --> 00:45:04,161
It's working.

994
00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:05,663
Yay. Always does.

995
00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:09,583
Don't worry about the cough.

996
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,418
You gotta cough to
get off, my friend.

997
00:45:14,797 --> 00:45:16,423
It's crazy how I
didn't get paranoid,

998
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:18,175
because I thought you got
paranoid when you smoke weed.

999
00:45:18,175 --> 00:45:22,930
Nah, that's some Reagan
era propaganda bullshit.

1000
00:45:22,930 --> 00:45:24,473
Weed is actually very-

1001
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,064
Is that the cops? Did
you hear the cops? Run.

1002
00:45:32,064 --> 00:45:34,233
You said you told me dad
we were taking the car.

1003
00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:35,359
Yes, I understand Greg.

1004
00:45:35,359 --> 00:45:37,069
It's stressful for me
as well, believe me.

1005
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:40,030
Look, I'm giving you the best
advice I can as a friend,

1006
00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:42,866
that you're being a
fucking idiot, okay.

1007
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:44,118
Hold, hold on one second.

1008
00:45:44,118 --> 00:45:46,495
Go, go. Go go go, go go go go.

1009
00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:49,289
Rosie.

1010
00:45:49,289 --> 00:45:50,749
Max and Charlie are back.

1011
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,419
I can't believe
your dad called the cops.

1012
00:45:53,419 --> 00:45:55,713
He has such a narc
energy, his whole life.

1013
00:45:55,713 --> 00:45:58,298
Since I met him, he's
been a fucking narc. Go.

1014
00:45:58,298 --> 00:45:59,675
Can he see us?

1015
00:45:59,675 --> 00:46:02,052
Go to the place where you
were peeping, you pervert.

1016
00:46:05,139 --> 00:46:07,099
What the hell are they doing?

1017
00:46:12,563 --> 00:46:16,150
I don't know how
he found out that

1018
00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:17,609
we took the truck.

1019
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:20,029
And then he called
the cops, you know.

1020
00:46:20,029 --> 00:46:21,739
That's not cool because
he never used to do that

1021
00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:23,240
when Trey Reynolds
took the truck.

1022
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,408
Trey Reynolds?

1023
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:25,701
Yeah.

1024
00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:26,744
The dick had on
the turtleneck?

1025
00:46:26,744 --> 00:46:28,245
Ah, he sucks.

1026
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,291
You ever mix a kosher
dill and three Cheez-Its?

1027
00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:33,292
It's like a perfect.

1028
00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:40,215
I'll be like Jason
Kidd at the line.

1029
00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:41,300
To my battered wife.

1030
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:50,017
And stop.

1031
00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:50,809
How many did I get?

1032
00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:51,602
Oh my God.

1033
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:55,522
One, two, three.
Five, six, seven.

1034
00:46:57,066 --> 00:47:00,277
Down it,
down it, down it.

1035
00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:08,994
Hello?

1036
00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:11,663
Yeah, hi.
Trey Reynolds for Phil Shriver.

1037
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,001
All right,
put him through.

1038
00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:19,171
Phil, you gotta help me.
I'm at the bottom of a well.

1039
00:47:19,171 --> 00:47:20,798
What do you want, Trey?

1040
00:47:20,798 --> 00:47:21,924
I know things are awkward,

1041
00:47:21,924 --> 00:47:23,258
'cause I stole all your clients.

1042
00:47:23,258 --> 00:47:25,094
But you're still my
emergency contact.

1043
00:47:25,094 --> 00:47:26,345
You gotta help me, Phil.

1044
00:47:27,763 --> 00:47:29,389
This some kind of a joke?

1045
00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:30,432
I have your son.

1046
00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:31,725
I'm gonna fucking
slit his throat

1047
00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,560
if you don't give me
three million dollars.

1048
00:47:38,107 --> 00:47:39,566
Oh, man.

1049
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:41,276
There's no way he
knew that was me.

1050
00:47:43,779 --> 00:47:45,489
How was I
supposed to know that?

1051
00:47:45,489 --> 00:47:48,117
They don't look like
brothers in their picture.

1052
00:47:48,117 --> 00:47:49,326
You don't know
the '90s at all.

1053
00:47:49,326 --> 00:47:51,078
You don't know who Jewel is?

1054
00:47:51,078 --> 00:47:53,622
No, Charlie. I don't
know who Jewel is.

1055
00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:55,874
Oh my God, even prettier
than Kristen Dunst.

1056
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,459
And she sings.

1057
00:47:57,459 --> 00:48:00,671
Oh, Kristen Dunst I know.
Kristen Dunst is, yeah.

1058
00:48:00,671 --> 00:48:03,298
So you know Kristen Dunst.
That's '90s shit. Yeah.

1059
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:04,800
What about Oasis?
You know Oasis.

1060
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,885
I only know one song.

1061
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:08,470
It sounds like the
boys are having fun.

1062
00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:10,389
I know. They've been at it.

1063
00:48:10,389 --> 00:48:12,432
And what are they do? What
are they, building a fort?

1064
00:48:12,432 --> 00:48:14,852
God, I hope they're
building a fort. It's great.

1065
00:48:16,019 --> 00:48:16,937
We should check the net cam.

1066
00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,564
That could be their bubble

1067
00:48:18,564 --> 00:48:19,523
- for the rest of eternity.
- Are we gonna spy on them?

1068
00:48:19,523 --> 00:48:21,984
We have better
stuff to do, though.

1069
00:48:21,984 --> 00:48:23,026
Oh, I remember this old shirt.

1070
00:48:23,026 --> 00:48:24,862
I know. Remember this?

1071
00:48:24,862 --> 00:48:26,071
This was our spot.

1072
00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:30,450
What is that? That's
really. Is that you?

1073
00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:35,622
That's the lotion I
found in the bathroom.

1074
00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:36,999
You're all set up.

1075
00:48:36,999 --> 00:48:39,710
You got a book, got your
lotion, got your old T-shirt.

1076
00:48:39,710 --> 00:48:41,545
You look awful cozy.

1077
00:48:42,421 --> 00:48:43,463
Yeah.

1078
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,884
♪ Today is gonna be the day ♪

1079
00:48:46,884 --> 00:48:48,802
♪ They were gonna
throw it back to you ♪

1080
00:48:48,802 --> 00:48:50,554
Is this the song you know?

1081
00:48:50,554 --> 00:48:54,933
♪ By now you shoulda somehow
realized what you gotta do ♪

1082
00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,269
♪ I don't believe that anybody ♪

1083
00:48:57,269 --> 00:49:00,522
♪ Feels the way I
do about you now ♪

1084
00:49:00,522 --> 00:49:02,441
♪ About you now ♪

1085
00:49:02,441 --> 00:49:04,026
Then we go to the bridge.
You know the bridge?

1086
00:49:04,026 --> 00:49:05,485
Let's go to the bridge.

1087
00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:09,907
♪ And all the roads that
lead the way are winding ♪

1088
00:49:09,907 --> 00:49:14,536
♪ And all the lights that
light the way are blinding ♪

1089
00:49:14,536 --> 00:49:17,372
♪ There are many things
that I would like- ♪

1090
00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:18,624
Goddamn it.

1091
00:49:18,624 --> 00:49:20,209
♪ But I don't know how ♪

1092
00:49:20,209 --> 00:49:21,752
Oh, I nearly even
got that thing.

1093
00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:23,045
- You got it.
- Now the chorus.

1094
00:49:23,045 --> 00:49:26,715
♪ Said maybe said maybe ♪

1095
00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:31,178
♪ You're gonna be the one
that saves me that saves me ♪

1096
00:49:31,178 --> 00:49:33,555
- ♪ And after all ♪
- Phil!

1097
00:49:33,555 --> 00:49:36,350
♪ You're my wonder wall ♪

1098
00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:37,142
What are you doing?

1099
00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:38,560
It's the middle part.

1100
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,728
♪ Dun dun dun da dah ♪

1101
00:49:39,728 --> 00:49:42,314
Oasis? Are you serious?

1102
00:49:42,314 --> 00:49:43,607
Well, I don't.
Radiohead is like.

1103
00:49:43,607 --> 00:49:44,900
I don't have a
keyboard or anything.

1104
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:47,361
Dad, just chill out.
Don't be so intense.

1105
00:49:47,361 --> 00:49:48,904
Oh, I'm being intense.

1106
00:49:48,904 --> 00:49:50,614
Really, Max? Am I being
too intense for you?

1107
00:49:50,614 --> 00:49:53,492
All right. You guys are the
ones that are keeping us up.

1108
00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:55,077
All right? You're
down here screaming.

1109
00:49:55,077 --> 00:49:56,286
You're singing all out of tune.

1110
00:49:56,286 --> 00:49:57,663
Hey, I was not outta tune.

1111
00:49:57,663 --> 00:49:59,498
You were flat, please.

1112
00:49:59,498 --> 00:50:00,582
Dad, you're making
me dizzy, just.

1113
00:50:00,582 --> 00:50:02,501
Oh, I'm sorry,
Max. Oh, I'm sorry.

1114
00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:04,419
Are you getting a
little dizzy? Huh?

1115
00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,379
You a little dizzy
there, big guy?

1116
00:50:05,379 --> 00:50:06,880
Phil, he don't look so good.

1117
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,173
What are you a doctor, too?

1118
00:50:09,299 --> 00:50:10,634
- Ah.
- Oh, no!

1119
00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,594
Smell, oh, it's in my nose.
This smells in my nose.

1120
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:14,680
Can't be around it.
I can't be around it.

1121
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:15,889
I can't be around it.

1122
00:50:15,889 --> 00:50:17,140
All right, All
right. You know what?

1123
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:19,268
We're done. We're
done. Yeah, yeah yeah.

1124
00:50:19,268 --> 00:50:20,686
I'm glad you're enjoying this.

1125
00:50:20,686 --> 00:50:22,813
Have a good laugh. But
let me tell you something.

1126
00:50:22,813 --> 00:50:24,982
He's a fuck up, and
he will let you down.

1127
00:50:36,785 --> 00:50:38,620
Charlie got our kid high.

1128
00:50:39,788 --> 00:50:41,456
I think we might
have to put him out.

1129
00:50:41,456 --> 00:50:43,875
- I mean, this is unsustainable.
- Wait, wait. Wait, wait wait.

1130
00:50:45,294 --> 00:50:47,462
Max has barely been able
to be in a different room

1131
00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:48,964
since this whole thing started.

1132
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:51,591
What's your point?

1133
00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:55,846
That Charlie, a guy I had
serious reservations about,

1134
00:50:55,846 --> 00:50:57,764
is getting our son to do things.

1135
00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:00,392
Like smoke weed?

1136
00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:02,436
I know that's not good.

1137
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:06,189
I just, I think it would be
a mistake to kick him out.

1138
00:51:08,567 --> 00:51:09,318
Fuck.

1139
00:51:11,111 --> 00:51:13,030
You did shower, right?

1140
00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:14,781
Yeah. Why?

1141
00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:15,949
'Cause you still small
a little bit like vomit.

1142
00:51:15,949 --> 00:51:17,617
You gotta go, go shower.

1143
00:51:17,617 --> 00:51:18,410
Goddamn it.

1144
00:51:29,046 --> 00:51:30,630
There we go.

1145
00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:31,840
Good morning.

1146
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,551
Ah, morning.

1147
00:51:34,551 --> 00:51:36,845
Come on, you little
fucking bitch.

1148
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:38,513
How's Max?

1149
00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:40,057
Max is still passed out.

1150
00:51:41,183 --> 00:51:42,476
Yeah, it probably wasn't smart

1151
00:51:42,476 --> 00:51:44,478
to end the night
on the queso, huh?

1152
00:51:44,478 --> 00:51:45,771
You think?

1153
00:51:45,771 --> 00:51:47,397
Look, I'm not saying
it was a smart idea

1154
00:51:47,397 --> 00:51:49,983
to smoke pot with
your 16 year old kid.

1155
00:51:49,983 --> 00:51:50,984
It was just pot.

1156
00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:54,821
Oh, yeah. Yeah, thank
you for that Charlie.

1157
00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:56,865
My wife and I are so pleased
that our underage son

1158
00:51:56,865 --> 00:51:59,409
was down here with a
grownup, just smoking pot,

1159
00:51:59,409 --> 00:52:02,829
instead of, you know, doing
some really heavy shit.

1160
00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:04,790
Yeah, that's what
I was thinking.

1161
00:52:04,790 --> 00:52:06,375
Better to be under
your own roof.

1162
00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:07,626
Are you still high?

1163
00:52:09,461 --> 00:52:11,380
Still high? Or like?

1164
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:12,714
'Cause I did re-up
in the morning.

1165
00:52:12,714 --> 00:52:13,840
Listen to me, Charlie.

1166
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,592
I don't want Max doing anything

1167
00:52:15,592 --> 00:52:17,052
that's gonna
jeopardize his future.

1168
00:52:17,052 --> 00:52:18,011
Do you understand me?

1169
00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:19,346
Yeah, of course.

1170
00:52:19,346 --> 00:52:21,932
Okay, because this
whole role model

1171
00:52:21,932 --> 00:52:24,476
is not exactly what
we're going for.

1172
00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:25,811
Got it?

1173
00:52:25,811 --> 00:52:28,146
What's so bad about
this whole role model?

1174
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:29,773
All I gotta say is,

1175
00:52:29,773 --> 00:52:32,859
if we have another repeat
of last night, you gotta go.

1176
00:52:34,069 --> 00:52:34,986
All right, sorry.

1177
00:52:36,947 --> 00:52:38,281
I understand.

1178
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:40,075
And your deck chair
is fixed, by the by.

1179
00:52:41,493 --> 00:52:42,869
Where are you going now?

1180
00:52:43,954 --> 00:52:45,247
To the store.

1181
00:52:45,247 --> 00:52:46,623
No no, no no no, no.
That could be dangerous.

1182
00:52:46,623 --> 00:52:48,166
We'll have groceries delivered.

1183
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:50,085
I'd like to walk.

1184
00:52:50,085 --> 00:52:52,379
You know, the virus could
be at the grocery store.

1185
00:52:52,379 --> 00:52:53,755
I'll wear a mask.

1186
00:52:55,382 --> 00:52:57,968
You really wanna go to
the grocery store right now?

1187
00:52:57,968 --> 00:52:59,386
Yes, Phil.

1188
00:52:59,386 --> 00:53:02,264
After being talked to
like that by my friend,

1189
00:53:02,264 --> 00:53:05,809
I'd like to take a walk to
the fucking grocery store.

1190
00:53:19,197 --> 00:53:20,282
Not bad.

1191
00:53:37,507 --> 00:53:40,051
9.99 for Turkish apricots.

1192
00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:41,845
You gotta be outta
your goddamn mind.

1193
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:47,017
I guess I could do a salad.

1194
00:53:52,022 --> 00:53:53,482
Well, hello.

1195
00:53:53,482 --> 00:53:56,234
It looks like you have walked
into my afternoon this time.

1196
00:53:58,028 --> 00:53:59,279
Oh my gosh.

1197
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:01,281
I haven't seen you loitering
by my fence lately.

1198
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,365
Where you been?

1199
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,826
Well, I've been a little busy.

1200
00:54:04,826 --> 00:54:06,119
Some work stuff came up.

1201
00:54:06,119 --> 00:54:08,413
Oh. Is work stuff like

1202
00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:11,917
singing Wonderwall full
blast from the house?

1203
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,794
Yeah, I'm glad you heard that.

1204
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:17,923
I was actually rehearsing.
I'm in a Oasis cover band.

1205
00:54:17,923 --> 00:54:21,635
We're called Noasis. And
we only play Wonderwall.

1206
00:54:21,635 --> 00:54:23,094
But I think that's all you need.

1207
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:25,138
Wow. Very important work.

1208
00:54:27,182 --> 00:54:29,100
I'm scared to get loose food.

1209
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,268
I know, I know.

1210
00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:32,020
I was eyeing the
sausage, and I was like,

1211
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,688
am I gonna have to
spray that down?

1212
00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:35,857
Right, can I eat sausage

1213
00:54:35,857 --> 00:54:37,859
that's been dipped
in rubbing alcohol?

1214
00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:39,611
I'm gonna stay with
the packaged stuff.

1215
00:54:39,611 --> 00:54:41,112
You're so funny.

1216
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:43,281
- Thanks.
- You are. You're so funny.

1217
00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:46,201
You're funny too.

1218
00:54:46,201 --> 00:54:47,827
How you been otherwise?

1219
00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:49,329
I'm good. How's the bread?

1220
00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:52,207
It didn't turn out
as good as I wanted.

1221
00:54:52,207 --> 00:54:54,334
That's why I didn't
toss any over to you.

1222
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:55,335
It was really ugly.

1223
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,419
Don't worry about it.

1224
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:57,837
I didn't throw any
weed over because-

1225
00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:00,340
Keep your distance,
please. Six feet apart.

1226
00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:01,299
She's intense.

1227
00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:02,384
Get on up there.

1228
00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:04,010
I would, I would
really like it if,

1229
00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:07,222
if while I'm at the checkout
you don't crowd me, and maybe.

1230
00:55:07,222 --> 00:55:10,141
Just stay six feet, 'cause
Tom Hanks has it now.

1231
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:11,351
Things are getting real.

1232
00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:13,395
Hi.

1233
00:55:16,106 --> 00:55:19,234
Make myself a
little lunch salad.

1234
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:26,199
Is that right? Did
that salad say 14.99?

1235
00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:28,410
- It's 18.98.
- 18.99, wow.

1236
00:55:28,410 --> 00:55:29,411
You still want this?

1237
00:55:29,411 --> 00:55:31,871
Yeah. No, yeah.

1238
00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:33,123
Actually, no you can put that.

1239
00:55:33,123 --> 00:55:34,874
You can put that back.
I don't need that.

1240
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:39,004
Total kinda came
up a little higher

1241
00:55:39,004 --> 00:55:40,630
than the cash that I have.

1242
00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:44,551
You know what? Can
you try this card?

1243
00:55:46,261 --> 00:55:47,470
Be gentle on the chip.

1244
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:50,473
A lot of wear and tear.

1245
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,058
I'm trying to rack
up the points.

1246
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,942
I don't think
this card's working.

1247
00:56:00,942 --> 00:56:03,278
I'm in a new place. I travel
a lot, so it's probably,

1248
00:56:03,278 --> 00:56:04,696
they're just probably
taking care of me.

1249
00:56:04,696 --> 00:56:07,365
Can you maybe try, can you
put maybe half of it on that.

1250
00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:10,368
And then maybe, we'll see
where we are after that?

1251
00:56:13,872 --> 00:56:15,832
Your card's been declined.

1252
00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:17,626
You had to pull
the mask down to.

1253
00:56:17,626 --> 00:56:19,294
You know what? I
think it's the chip.

1254
00:56:19,294 --> 00:56:20,462
Sometimes the chip gets like-

1255
00:56:20,462 --> 00:56:23,381
I got it. I got him, here.

1256
00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:25,717
I got like
15 dollar sauce.

1257
00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:27,385
It's crazy
in here. I get it.

1258
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:29,095
At least let me. Can
I give you the cash?

1259
00:56:29,095 --> 00:56:33,183
No, I'm not trying
to touch it, honestly.

1260
00:56:33,183 --> 00:56:34,476
Well, thank you again,
seriously, so much.

1261
00:56:34,476 --> 00:56:35,727
No, you're welcome.

1262
00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,270
Wait, just gimme
one second. I'll be-

1263
00:56:37,270 --> 00:56:39,397
Yeah, no no. Take your time.

1264
00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:48,365
Hey, you!

1265
00:56:50,325 --> 00:56:52,869
What the fuck is wrong with
you, smoking weed with my kid?

1266
00:56:56,164 --> 00:56:58,416
Yeah, that's not a great look.

1267
00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,085
Sorry.

1268
00:57:00,085 --> 00:57:02,671
Well, I heard Phil yell
at you already today, so.

1269
00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:06,424
Thank you so much. I
hate getting yelled at.

1270
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:08,468
Muchos moi gracias.

1271
00:57:09,844 --> 00:57:12,263
He do that to you
a lot in college?

1272
00:57:12,263 --> 00:57:14,307
Yeah. Yeah, Phil would yell.

1273
00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:17,560
But when I wasn't
around, he would mostly

1274
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,729
scream into his pillow,
which was also off putting.

1275
00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:22,190
A child therapist taught
him that or something.

1276
00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:23,483
Look, I don't want my son

1277
00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:26,945
doing anything stupid
or dangerous, ever.

1278
00:57:26,945 --> 00:57:28,279
Yeah, no.

1279
00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:29,239
If you had kids,
you'd understand.

1280
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:31,783
And he's a really good kid.

1281
00:57:31,783 --> 00:57:33,618
I've gotten him this far
with no broken bones.

1282
00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:35,370
He's not an asshole.

1283
00:57:35,370 --> 00:57:36,788
No, he's a great kid.

1284
00:57:37,956 --> 00:57:38,748
Yeah, he is.

1285
00:57:41,710 --> 00:57:42,585
What are you making?

1286
00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:44,504
I'll show you.

1287
00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:45,714
The lettuce is so small.

1288
00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:49,551
Oh, it's a spice.

1289
00:57:51,761 --> 00:57:53,012
You made all of this?

1290
00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:54,347
I did.

1291
00:57:54,347 --> 00:57:56,015
How did Phil end up
with a woman like you?

1292
00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:59,310
But seriously, how?
How did it happen?

1293
00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:02,689
Phil and I met
in October, 2001.

1294
00:58:04,691 --> 00:58:06,067
Great story.

1295
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:08,528
I mean, I'd really like to
know. I love this stuff.

1296
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:11,239
Okay. I mean, this
was 20 years ago.

1297
00:58:11,239 --> 00:58:12,031
What do you want from me?

1298
00:58:12,031 --> 00:58:13,283
I want details.

1299
00:58:13,283 --> 00:58:14,534
Details, all right.

1300
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,369
It was right after 9/11.

1301
00:58:16,369 --> 00:58:17,954
Okay, bummer.

1302
00:58:17,954 --> 00:58:20,749
I was a plus one at
a corporate shindig.

1303
00:58:22,751 --> 00:58:24,961
On paper, it made no sense.

1304
00:58:24,961 --> 00:58:28,089
He's from Jersey.
I'm from the Bronx.

1305
00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:30,091
So you have that in common?

1306
00:58:31,593 --> 00:58:34,345
The Bronx is not like
Jersey. I do not say qua-fee.

1307
00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:36,973
Like, you know. He takes
a tunnel. You take a bridge.

1308
00:58:39,976 --> 00:58:42,312
Anyway, I remember
telling my brother, Ray.

1309
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,732
I met this really
nice investment baker.

1310
00:58:45,732 --> 00:58:48,777
There is no such thing, Rosie.
They're all douche bags.

1311
00:58:48,777 --> 00:58:50,278
Well, he's not
wrong about that.

1312
00:58:50,278 --> 00:58:51,821
That's what my brother
said, and then of course

1313
00:58:51,821 --> 00:58:53,406
my little brother,
Ricky, agreed with him.

1314
00:58:53,406 --> 00:58:56,034
So it comes time for me
to move into the city.

1315
00:58:56,034 --> 00:59:00,121
Ricky and Ray come and help
me. Phil says he'll help too.

1316
00:59:00,121 --> 00:59:03,124
I don't know what I
am more nervous about,

1317
00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:07,378
moving into my new
apartment, or my brother's

1318
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:10,507
meeting this guy that I, that
I really, really, really like.

1319
00:59:10,507 --> 00:59:11,800
So moving day.

1320
00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:15,386
Ray comes into the
city. He's in a mood.

1321
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:17,430
He's always in a mood.
This fucking guy.

1322
00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:19,307
- Wait a minute time.
- Any time he leaves, what?

1323
00:59:19,307 --> 00:59:20,725
Do you hear yourself?

1324
00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:21,684
What?
This fucking guy?

1325
00:59:21,684 --> 00:59:23,311
This fucking guy?

1326
00:59:23,311 --> 00:59:24,604
'Cause I'm drinking.

1327
00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:26,147
- This fucking guy.
- Oh my God.

1328
00:59:27,649 --> 00:59:29,984
He's always in a mood every
time he has to leave the Bronx.

1329
00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:32,904
It's like he gets dizzy
when he is in the city.

1330
00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:36,825
First thing he asks me
is where my suit is at.

1331
00:59:36,825 --> 00:59:39,953
Meanwhile, my suit is
nowhere to be found.

1332
00:59:39,953 --> 00:59:42,497
So Ray's pissed.
Ricky's got a pee.

1333
00:59:42,497 --> 00:59:45,500
Here I am having to get
boxes and boxes of stuff

1334
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,795
up my fifth floor walk
up, and he's nowhere.

1335
00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:51,631
And then, I look up the block.

1336
00:59:54,217 --> 00:59:55,927
- And there's Phil.
- There he is.

1337
00:59:55,927 --> 00:59:57,720
- There he is.
- There's my guy.

1338
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,721
Struttin'.

1339
00:59:59,931 --> 01:00:02,100
He's got five or
six guys with him.

1340
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:05,270
He had hired movers
to move us in,

1341
01:00:05,270 --> 01:00:07,105
so that we could
all have dinner.

1342
01:00:07,105 --> 01:00:08,523
The three R's.

1343
01:00:08,523 --> 01:00:09,607
That sounds like Phil.

1344
01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:11,109
Very romantic.

1345
01:00:11,109 --> 01:00:13,945
It was one of those late
Spring, early Summer nights

1346
01:00:13,945 --> 01:00:16,906
where you just feels so lucky
that you live in the city.

1347
01:00:19,742 --> 01:00:22,579
It was also the first
time that awful year that,

1348
01:00:22,579 --> 01:00:23,580
that I felt safe.

1349
01:00:24,873 --> 01:00:27,834
I felt like Phil and I could
get through anything together.

1350
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,962
Things moved really
fast after that.

1351
01:00:30,962 --> 01:00:35,008
We were engaged a month later,
married a year after that.

1352
01:00:38,344 --> 01:00:40,847
Yeah, it just
worked. It clicked.

1353
01:00:43,391 --> 01:00:45,894
I don't know what happened.
You know, it's like.

1354
01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,356
I don't know, you just.
You don't know how to help.

1355
01:00:50,356 --> 01:00:54,235
It's like things just
get disconnected.

1356
01:00:54,235 --> 01:00:55,737
It's a little different now.

1357
01:00:58,531 --> 01:00:59,365
Just say that.

1358
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:01,910
I just did.

1359
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:05,955
Why don't you say that to him?

1360
01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:24,098
Usually it's you who
finds me at the bar.

1361
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,934
Well, not today.

1362
01:01:27,352 --> 01:01:28,978
Everything all right?

1363
01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:35,401
No. No, not really.

1364
01:01:40,031 --> 01:01:41,491
I'm in a little bit of trouble.

1365
01:01:42,992 --> 01:01:44,953
That guy that we ran into
the other day, Trey Reynolds.

1366
01:01:44,953 --> 01:01:46,245
Dickhead with the turtleneck?

1367
01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:47,789
Dickhead with the
turtleneck. Yeah, exactly.

1368
01:01:47,789 --> 01:01:51,626
Well, he's a former
associate of mine who is.

1369
01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,795
He's trying to gut me,
is what he is doing.

1370
01:01:55,213 --> 01:01:57,173
He's taken all my big clients.

1371
01:01:57,173 --> 01:01:59,634
He's making a play for the
rest, and I'm, I'm just.

1372
01:02:01,636 --> 01:02:02,720
I don't know. I'm out.

1373
01:02:03,846 --> 01:02:05,473
I'm sorry.

1374
01:02:05,473 --> 01:02:06,474
That's terrible.

1375
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:09,644
Does Rosie know?

1376
01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:15,108
You'll be fine.

1377
01:02:15,108 --> 01:02:17,068
I'm sure you have a
million irons in the fire.

1378
01:02:17,068 --> 01:02:21,072
And you're always like,
doing deals and stuff.

1379
01:02:21,072 --> 01:02:22,573
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

1380
01:02:22,573 --> 01:02:24,200
Wheeling
and dealing.

1381
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,451
I'm sure you're right.

1382
01:02:27,662 --> 01:02:29,872
What about you,
man? What do you?

1383
01:02:29,872 --> 01:02:31,165
What have you been working on?

1384
01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:33,126
Oh, no I. We don't
need to talk business.

1385
01:02:33,126 --> 01:02:34,752
No, no. Tell
me, tell me What are you?

1386
01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:36,212
You know, I'm not really
working on anything.

1387
01:02:36,212 --> 01:02:39,590
I kind of been outside
of the, the game.

1388
01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:40,508
You gotta big kidding me, man.

1389
01:02:40,508 --> 01:02:42,385
In school, that's who you were.

1390
01:02:42,385 --> 01:02:46,180
You were the crazy,
genius numbers guy.

1391
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,224
What was all that LSD for?

1392
01:02:48,224 --> 01:02:49,517
Turns out just for fun.

1393
01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:53,271
Okay well, you know,
if you've got a little

1394
01:02:53,271 --> 01:02:55,815
gem filed away sometime,
you could bring that to me.

1395
01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:56,816
I could make it
worth your while.

1396
01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:58,067
Phil-

1397
01:02:58,067 --> 01:02:58,985
It wouldn't be
like last time, man.

1398
01:02:58,985 --> 01:03:00,319
You have a complete open door.

1399
01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:01,195
No idea is too small.
Pitch me on anything.

1400
01:03:01,195 --> 01:03:02,113
I really, I don't-

1401
01:03:02,113 --> 01:03:03,906
And look, I promise you.

1402
01:03:03,906 --> 01:03:06,117
It would not be like
last time, okay.

1403
01:03:06,117 --> 01:03:08,119
I would make sure that
you are protected, and-

1404
01:03:08,119 --> 01:03:09,829
Phil.

1405
01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:10,955
I'm a gym teacher.

1406
01:03:12,331 --> 01:03:14,042
I teach gym.

1407
01:03:14,042 --> 01:03:15,752
Like, spiritually?

1408
01:03:17,253 --> 01:03:20,381
No. Like, literally I
teach gym at a middle school.

1409
01:03:23,009 --> 01:03:23,801
Oh.

1410
01:03:25,636 --> 01:03:26,721
How'd you land there?

1411
01:03:27,638 --> 01:03:29,432
I needed the benefits.

1412
01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:36,022
I had no idea.

1413
01:03:37,315 --> 01:03:39,442
It's amazing what you
learn when you ask, right?

1414
01:03:41,611 --> 01:03:43,321
I'm actually gonna skip out.

1415
01:03:57,585 --> 01:03:59,337
So, what prompted this?

1416
01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:09,806
- Mom?
- I'm okay.

1417
01:04:09,806 --> 01:04:11,015
Okay, baby. I.

1418
01:04:13,309 --> 01:04:14,352
I'm fine.

1419
01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:19,440
I just, I never
in my worst fears

1420
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,818
imagined a world where we
would just have to stop.

1421
01:04:23,361 --> 01:04:25,404
Stop doing everything that
we're so used to doing.

1422
01:04:27,323 --> 01:04:29,492
And I'm not saying that anyone
should feel sorry for us.

1423
01:04:29,492 --> 01:04:31,160
They should not. We are the.

1424
01:04:32,453 --> 01:04:33,871
We're so lucky.

1425
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:36,082
We're the epitome of privilege.

1426
01:04:36,082 --> 01:04:37,542
We're healthy, we're home.

1427
01:04:38,668 --> 01:04:41,629
We're not out there
making things function.

1428
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:45,383
I just think it'd
be really nice if,

1429
01:04:45,383 --> 01:04:47,552
if we did this like once a week.

1430
01:04:47,552 --> 01:04:50,763
Like, we got together and,
and we reminded ourselves that

1431
01:04:54,684 --> 01:04:55,476
we're family.

1432
01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:04,110
Well. Thank you,
honey. This looks great.

1433
01:05:09,532 --> 01:05:10,616
What is that?

1434
01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:44,734
Whoo!

1435
01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:49,572
Yeah.

1436
01:05:52,283 --> 01:05:53,659
Whoo! Thank you!

1437
01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:58,539
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

1438
01:06:25,274 --> 01:06:29,195
This like, shaman guy
is gonna pull out.

1439
01:06:29,195 --> 01:06:30,488
It's terrifying.

1440
01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:32,490
Harrison Ford is
just like, kalatay.

1441
01:06:38,496 --> 01:06:40,748
Oh my God.

1442
01:06:40,748 --> 01:06:41,791
Everything was so good.

1443
01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:42,708
Yeah, it was.

1444
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,585
You know, Dad, this is.

1445
01:06:44,585 --> 01:06:46,587
This is the first time
you haven't brought up,

1446
01:06:46,587 --> 01:06:49,757
you know, boarding
school, or my future.

1447
01:06:49,757 --> 01:06:51,259
Oh, thank you for
mentioning that. I wanted to-

1448
01:06:51,259 --> 01:06:52,969
No no, no no, no
no, no no, no no.

1449
01:06:52,969 --> 01:06:54,637
Not cool.

1450
01:06:54,637 --> 01:06:56,555
Oh, that's okay. I'll do it.

1451
01:06:56,555 --> 01:06:57,682
I want to do it.

1452
01:06:57,682 --> 01:06:59,350
Thank you. That
is really nice.

1453
01:06:59,350 --> 01:07:01,060
- I'll help.
- You can help.

1454
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,061
I want to do it.

1455
01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:03,396
Thank you.

1456
01:07:03,396 --> 01:07:04,313
There
you go, superstar.

1457
01:07:04,313 --> 01:07:05,815
There we go.

1458
01:07:05,815 --> 01:07:08,150
It's actually, beyond
the least I could do.

1459
01:07:13,614 --> 01:07:14,740
Thank you for this.

1460
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:15,908
It was really nice.

1461
01:07:15,908 --> 01:07:17,410
Oh, it was great.

1462
01:07:17,410 --> 01:07:18,160
We needed it.

1463
01:07:18,911 --> 01:07:19,704
All you.

1464
01:07:21,122 --> 01:07:24,625
Thanks.

1465
01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:25,501
Okay, I'll get the rest.

1466
01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:26,877
No, no no. Stay.

1467
01:07:27,837 --> 01:07:28,796
Let them handle it.

1468
01:07:36,554 --> 01:07:38,306
I think I might
lose the business.

1469
01:07:39,307 --> 01:07:40,099
Hey.

1470
01:07:41,851 --> 01:07:43,811
Let's not talk about work, okay?

1471
01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:17,595
No, no no. Stay here. You
don't wanna go back there.

1472
01:08:18,846 --> 01:08:21,265
Oh, okay.

1473
01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:24,185
Alexa, play Wonderwall by Oasis.

1474
01:08:24,185 --> 01:08:26,604
Here's Wonderwall
Remastered, by Oasis.

1475
01:08:26,604 --> 01:08:27,396
Charlie!

1476
01:08:27,396 --> 01:08:29,023
Sorry, kidding.

1477
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:49,085
♪ Last night when I wished
you weren't so far ♪

1478
01:08:49,085 --> 01:08:52,963
♪ I though that
somehow we'd fix this ♪

1479
01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:56,550
♪ Our lives took a
long time conceiving ♪

1480
01:08:56,550 --> 01:08:59,762
Phil, you gotta walk me
through this like I'm a baby.

1481
01:08:59,762 --> 01:09:02,890
Start with the word furlough.
What does that mean?

1482
01:09:02,890 --> 01:09:04,683
♪ We could have been
years ahead by now ♪

1483
01:09:04,683 --> 01:09:06,477
♪ Can't turn around ♪

1484
01:09:06,477 --> 01:09:08,145
♪ 'Cause we could have
been here to stay ♪

1485
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:10,147
♪ It's just we can't stop now ♪

1486
01:09:10,147 --> 01:09:12,525
♪ 'Cause we should been
pushing the set back ♪

1487
01:09:12,525 --> 01:09:15,027
♪ We're all in this
or we're dead ♪

1488
01:09:15,027 --> 01:09:16,612
♪ We're in it together ♪

1489
01:09:16,612 --> 01:09:18,322
How do you furlough
a gym teacher?

1490
01:09:20,783 --> 01:09:22,660
I made all those
videos of workouts

1491
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:24,787
the kids could be
doing on their own.

1492
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:34,046
♪ We're either in it forever ♪

1493
01:09:37,299 --> 01:09:39,343
I can't go on Cobra.

1494
01:09:39,343 --> 01:09:41,554
Do you know how
expensive Cobra is?

1495
01:09:43,681 --> 01:09:47,184
That's why they call it Cobra,
to scare you away from it.

1496
01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:51,021
♪ Once more the world
keeps on sinking ♪

1497
01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:56,026
♪ I thought that somehow
we caught this in time ♪

1498
01:09:57,153 --> 01:09:59,029
♪ But it's over for our house ♪

1499
01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:02,950
♪ Last chance so it's
got to be meaningful ♪

1500
01:10:02,950 --> 01:10:04,410
♪ Can't slow down ♪

1501
01:10:04,410 --> 01:10:07,037
♪ 'Cause we could have
been years ahead by now ♪

1502
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:10,207
You know what? You are no
longer welcome at poker night.

1503
01:10:10,207 --> 01:10:12,209
♪ It's just we can't stop now ♪

1504
01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:14,837
♪ 'Cause we should been
pushing the set back ♪

1505
01:10:14,837 --> 01:10:17,256
Tomorrow I thought we might
for a hike out in Montauk.

1506
01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:18,883
What do you think?

1507
01:10:20,134 --> 01:10:21,969
Yeah. Yeah, that's
a really good idea.

1508
01:10:21,969 --> 01:10:23,137
All right.

1509
01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:29,059
♪ Or not at all ♪

1510
01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:32,354
♪ We're in it together ♪

1511
01:11:43,425 --> 01:11:44,969
Hey.

1512
01:11:44,969 --> 01:11:46,303
Real quick.

1513
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:48,347
I just, I wanna thank you.

1514
01:11:50,182 --> 01:11:52,768
Last night I got a DM from Annie

1515
01:11:52,768 --> 01:11:55,187
inviting me to a party
in the city tonight.

1516
01:11:55,187 --> 01:11:56,355
Annie, the meme girl?

1517
01:11:56,355 --> 01:11:57,273
Yeah.

1518
01:11:57,273 --> 01:11:58,482
It worked.

1519
01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:00,359
Oh my God, it worked.

1520
01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:01,360
Where is it?

1521
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,071
- It's in Dumbo.
- Dumbo, oh my God.

1522
01:12:04,071 --> 01:12:06,115
That is amazing.

1523
01:12:06,115 --> 01:12:09,285
- Yeah.
- It worked!

1524
01:12:09,285 --> 01:12:11,287
Well, congratulations, man.

1525
01:12:11,287 --> 01:12:13,998
Oh, God. And you've
been through so much.

1526
01:12:13,998 --> 01:12:15,416
It must be hard growing
up in that house,

1527
01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:17,543
and your parents just
at each other's throats,

1528
01:12:17,543 --> 01:12:20,588
and your mom looking at
everything under a microscope,

1529
01:12:20,588 --> 01:12:22,840
and your dad running off of
that blonde for a little bit.

1530
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,591
It's just like-

1531
01:12:23,591 --> 01:12:24,383
What?

1532
01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:26,594
What? What blonde?

1533
01:12:28,387 --> 01:12:29,430
What?

1534
01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:38,939
Charlie!

1535
01:12:53,245 --> 01:12:54,371
- So nice.
- It was.

1536
01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:56,123
- That was great.
- Glad we did it.

1537
01:12:56,123 --> 01:12:57,416
Fresh air makes
me hungry, though.

1538
01:12:57,416 --> 01:12:58,292
I'm ready for some food.

1539
01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:00,502
- Whoop, whoa.
- Max.

1540
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:04,423
- What is his problem?
- Where are you going?

1541
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:05,966
Did he say something to you?

1542
01:13:05,966 --> 01:13:07,885
- Some things were said.
- Whoa.

1543
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:11,555
Max!

1544
01:13:12,473 --> 01:13:13,766
Follow him.

1545
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:41,418
- Max?
- Max.

1546
01:13:46,090 --> 01:13:47,341
Max.

1547
01:13:47,341 --> 01:13:48,926
Max, stop!

1548
01:13:53,639 --> 01:13:55,224
Max. Come on,
come on. Come on, come on.

1549
01:13:55,224 --> 01:13:56,558
- Leave me alone.
- Hey, it's all right.

1550
01:13:56,558 --> 01:13:57,810
- Leave me alone.
- It's okay. Come on.

1551
01:13:57,810 --> 01:13:59,520
Come on out of the car.
Come on out of the car.

1552
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,106
I can't even destroy your
precious little car right.

1553
01:14:02,106 --> 01:14:03,023
Why would
you wanna do that?

1554
01:14:03,023 --> 01:14:04,692
Because you cheated on mom!

1555
01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:07,361
Oh God.

1556
01:14:07,361 --> 01:14:09,363
You have a girlfriend, Dad.

1557
01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:10,656
No, I don't.

1558
01:14:10,656 --> 01:14:12,574
Yes, you do. He told me.

1559
01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:13,367
What?

1560
01:14:14,576 --> 01:14:15,411
Oh, baby.

1561
01:14:16,870 --> 01:14:18,706
Shouldn't you be mad.

1562
01:14:18,706 --> 01:14:20,249
Honey, you are
being forced to hear

1563
01:14:20,249 --> 01:14:22,167
and see things that
you should not have-

1564
01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:23,544
Be mad, Mom!

1565
01:14:23,544 --> 01:14:25,254
Max, you don't
understand. Okay?

1566
01:14:25,254 --> 01:14:26,922
And you shouldn't have to.

1567
01:14:26,922 --> 01:14:28,382
Hey, listen to me.

1568
01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:31,593
- Max.
- Wait, wait, wait.

1569
01:14:31,593 --> 01:14:33,053
Rosie, listen to me.

1570
01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:36,682
I'm sorry.

1571
01:14:38,308 --> 01:14:39,268
I knew, Phil.

1572
01:14:40,436 --> 01:14:41,729
I knew about your girlfriend.

1573
01:14:43,397 --> 01:14:44,314
You did?

1574
01:14:44,314 --> 01:14:45,607
Yeah, of course I knew.

1575
01:14:45,607 --> 01:14:46,900
I've been married
to you half my life.

1576
01:14:49,945 --> 01:14:51,196
I'm, I'm so sorry.

1577
01:14:53,323 --> 01:14:54,199
No, Phil. I am.

1578
01:14:56,535 --> 01:14:57,661
Why? You didn't do anything.

1579
01:14:59,079 --> 01:14:59,872
I did though.

1580
01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:04,209
I wanted to hurt you so bad,
I slept with Trey Reynolds.

1581
01:15:12,468 --> 01:15:14,803
I think if we put a
piece of wood, and then-

1582
01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:15,596
You.

1583
01:15:16,472 --> 01:15:17,264
- You.
- I know.

1584
01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:18,182
Look, I'm sorry.

1585
01:15:18,182 --> 01:15:18,807
- You.
- I know.

1586
01:15:18,807 --> 01:15:20,267
God, Charlie.

1587
01:15:20,267 --> 01:15:22,102
- I know. I'm sorry.
- You just blew up my family.

1588
01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:23,687
I said something outta turn.

1589
01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:26,607
Oh my God. Is this fun for
you? Are you enjoying yourself?

1590
01:15:26,607 --> 01:15:28,066
What are you talking about?

1591
01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:29,234
You're finally
getting your revenge.

1592
01:15:29,234 --> 01:15:30,527
Revenge?

1593
01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:31,987
Because you've
been so mad at me.

1594
01:15:31,987 --> 01:15:34,448
You've been so mad at
me about Braintree.

1595
01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:36,116
I am not mad at
you about Braintree.

1596
01:15:36,116 --> 01:15:37,826
Give me a break.

1597
01:15:37,826 --> 01:15:40,662
You're mad at yourself,
because you know

1598
01:15:40,662 --> 01:15:43,165
that you took an idea of
mine and kept it for you.

1599
01:15:43,165 --> 01:15:44,458
- Yours?
- Yes.

1600
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:46,418
Our idea, Charlie.
That was our idea.

1601
01:15:46,418 --> 01:15:49,963
If it was ours, then
where am I in your life?

1602
01:15:49,963 --> 01:15:52,216
You know how many times
I tried calling you?

1603
01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:55,177
Getting in touch
with you is like.

1604
01:15:57,179 --> 01:15:59,807
I don't know what, I can't
think of the right analogy.

1605
01:15:59,807 --> 01:16:01,141
But it's very hard.

1606
01:16:03,352 --> 01:16:06,271
Nature is literally
trying to kill you.

1607
01:16:06,271 --> 01:16:07,815
You think I care
about this shit?

1608
01:16:08,816 --> 01:16:10,609
This is what you wanted.

1609
01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:12,736
You got it. You got the
house! You got the wife!

1610
01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,363
You got everything! You got it!

1611
01:16:39,137 --> 01:16:39,930
Hey.

1612
01:16:41,807 --> 01:16:42,850
Listen.

1613
01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:44,893
Obviously,

1614
01:16:46,103 --> 01:16:47,813
mistakes have been
made on both sides.

1615
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:53,235
We clearly have a
lot of mending to do.

1616
01:16:53,235 --> 01:16:56,780
I just need you to help me
wrap my head around one thing.

1617
01:16:58,031 --> 01:17:01,869
How could you sleep
with Trey Reynolds?

1618
01:17:01,869 --> 01:17:04,538
I mean, of all people. Come on.

1619
01:17:04,538 --> 01:17:07,624
I mean, is it his
crooked little smile?

1620
01:17:07,624 --> 01:17:10,878
Or the tiny jackets?
I mean, what?

1621
01:17:10,878 --> 01:17:12,087
Do you love him?

1622
01:17:12,087 --> 01:17:12,880
What?

1623
01:17:14,756 --> 01:17:17,676
Of course not, Phil.
I did it to hurt you.

1624
01:17:17,676 --> 01:17:19,261
For the past, I don't
know how many years,

1625
01:17:19,261 --> 01:17:22,598
I have done
everything by myself.

1626
01:17:22,598 --> 01:17:24,933
Everything for Max,
with no help from you.

1627
01:17:24,933 --> 01:17:26,268
You were too busy whining about

1628
01:17:26,268 --> 01:17:28,896
not getting an upgrade
from your favorite hotel.

1629
01:17:28,896 --> 01:17:29,897
You know, the past
couple of years

1630
01:17:29,897 --> 01:17:31,857
you haven't held a door for me?

1631
01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:34,902
Why should you when, when
Phil Shriver was coming in?

1632
01:17:34,902 --> 01:17:36,069
Of course.

1633
01:17:36,069 --> 01:17:37,613
It's like the cold
sesame noodles.

1634
01:17:37,613 --> 01:17:39,072
That is my favorite thing
in the world to eat.

1635
01:17:39,072 --> 01:17:41,575
Do you ever, ever
leave me any leftovers?

1636
01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:44,202
No. You don't, Phil.
Because you're number one.

1637
01:17:46,121 --> 01:17:47,456
I just don't get it.

1638
01:17:47,456 --> 01:17:48,999
I mean, all the time
we spent in therapy I,

1639
01:17:48,999 --> 01:17:52,461
you never even hinted at this,

1640
01:17:52,461 --> 01:17:54,880
deep undercurrent of
resentment or whatever.

1641
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,214
Oh yeah?

1642
01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:57,507
Well, I never heard a peep
about your girlfriend.

1643
01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:58,425
No, I just knew
you must have been

1644
01:17:58,425 --> 01:18:00,010
sleeping with someone else.

1645
01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:01,720
Because you stopped whining
about not getting laid.

1646
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,138
Never whined about
not getting laid.

1647
01:18:03,138 --> 01:18:05,057
Yeah? What was all that then?

1648
01:18:05,057 --> 01:18:08,060
I said we lacked
intimacy. Which is true.

1649
01:18:08,060 --> 01:18:09,269
No, no no.

1650
01:18:09,269 --> 01:18:13,023
You said that I wasn't
engaged when I blew you.

1651
01:18:13,023 --> 01:18:14,107
That is not true.

1652
01:18:14,107 --> 01:18:16,026
That is not true. That
is patently false.

1653
01:18:16,026 --> 01:18:18,820
What I said was, it
did not seem like

1654
01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:21,323
you enjoyed yourself
when you blew me.

1655
01:18:21,323 --> 01:18:22,950
- If a blowjob ever happened.
- Oh my God.

1656
01:18:22,950 --> 01:18:24,743
Let's be honest. It was
very few and far between.

1657
01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:25,661
Wait wait, wait wait wait.
All right, I'm sorry.

1658
01:18:25,661 --> 01:18:27,079
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1659
01:18:28,956 --> 01:18:30,165
Come on. Where are you
gonna go right now?

1660
01:18:30,165 --> 01:18:32,084
I'm going to my brother's.

1661
01:18:32,084 --> 01:18:32,876
Goodbye, Phil.

1662
01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:24,511
Hey, Max. Come on down
for some dinner, buddy.

1663
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:56,752
Max?

1664
01:20:02,174 --> 01:20:02,966
Max?

1665
01:20:05,177 --> 01:20:05,969
Max?

1666
01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:09,765
Rosie, you need to
call me back, okay.

1667
01:20:09,765 --> 01:20:12,434
I can't find Max. I
don't know where he is.

1668
01:20:12,434 --> 01:20:13,685
I've looked everywhere.

1669
01:20:13,685 --> 01:20:15,270
He's not in the house.
He's not outside.

1670
01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:17,230
I don't know if he's with
you, or if he's with Charlie.

1671
01:20:17,230 --> 01:20:18,690
I don't know where Charlie is.

1672
01:20:18,690 --> 01:20:21,401
But, you need to
call me back, okay?

1673
01:20:46,218 --> 01:20:49,346
Oh, look who the
fuck it is.

1674
01:20:49,346 --> 01:20:51,515
Yo, I'm sorry. I can't let
you in. No lames allowed.

1675
01:20:51,515 --> 01:20:53,266
Definitely no
fucking lameos allowed.

1676
01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:55,936
Guys, can we? Can we
please just keep it peaceful?

1677
01:20:55,936 --> 01:20:57,437
Fuck you, peaceful.

1678
01:20:57,437 --> 01:21:00,482
Yeah. Fuck you, Phil.

1679
01:21:00,482 --> 01:21:01,817
I need to talk to Rosie.

1680
01:21:01,817 --> 01:21:03,193
She don't want to talk to you.

1681
01:21:03,193 --> 01:21:04,903
She never wants to
see your face again.

1682
01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:08,365
Ray, listen to me, all
right. This is an emergency.

1683
01:21:08,365 --> 01:21:10,534
I warned about
you, man. I told her.

1684
01:21:10,534 --> 01:21:12,160
- I warned her.
- We sure did.

1685
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,079
I said never trust a guy
that goes to work in his suit.

1686
01:21:14,079 --> 01:21:15,288
- Never.
- Because they always fuck up.

1687
01:21:15,288 --> 01:21:16,832
- Jesus Christ.
- You're the suit.

1688
01:21:16,832 --> 01:21:18,500
Give a break, all right?

1689
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:19,709
Because you go to work in
an apron, you don't fuck up?

1690
01:21:19,709 --> 01:21:21,128
- Never fuck up.
- I ever fuck up one time?

1691
01:21:21,128 --> 01:21:23,088
- Never, never.
- Never fucked up one time.

1692
01:21:23,088 --> 01:21:25,340
You have season
tickets to the Jets, Ray.

1693
01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:26,967
Fuck you.

1694
01:21:26,967 --> 01:21:28,468
- I wanna talk to Rosie.
- Get the fuck outta here.

1695
01:21:28,468 --> 01:21:29,553
- I wanna talk to my wife.
- Hey, yo. Frank.

1696
01:21:29,553 --> 01:21:32,514
Rosie. Rosie, is
Max in there with you?

1697
01:21:32,514 --> 01:21:33,682
I can't find our son.

1698
01:21:33,682 --> 01:21:34,933
What?

1699
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:35,976
No, you don't
gotta talk to him.

1700
01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:39,521
Where is he?

1701
01:21:39,521 --> 01:21:41,606
Sanjay has no idea where he is.

1702
01:21:43,191 --> 01:21:44,443
All right, well let's try.

1703
01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:48,071
God, does he have
any other friends?

1704
01:21:49,239 --> 01:21:50,407
What about, what
about Charlie?

1705
01:21:50,407 --> 01:21:51,533
- Charlie?
- Who's Charlie?

1706
01:21:51,533 --> 01:21:53,160
Yeah, who the fuck's Charlie?

1707
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,370
It's a friend of Phil's,
okay. He's staying with us.

1708
01:21:55,370 --> 01:21:57,998
In the Hamptons?

1709
01:21:57,998 --> 01:22:00,333
Phil said it was too dangerous
for us to come out there.

1710
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:02,419
Yeah, well. You stayed open.

1711
01:22:02,419 --> 01:22:05,297
Nuclear war wouldn't stop
pizza in New York City.

1712
01:22:05,297 --> 01:22:06,923
Nuclear war.

1713
01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:08,383
Stay here in
case Max shows up.

1714
01:22:08,383 --> 01:22:09,426
Where are you going?

1715
01:22:09,426 --> 01:22:10,385
I gotta go try
to find Charlie.

1716
01:22:10,385 --> 01:22:11,511
Can't you just call him?

1717
01:22:11,511 --> 01:22:12,679
I don't have his number.

1718
01:22:12,679 --> 01:22:14,222
Oh, he's a bum.

1719
01:22:30,864 --> 01:22:31,656
Mrs. Dunn?

1720
01:22:33,283 --> 01:22:35,535
- Mrs. Dunn, are you home?
- Who's out there?

1721
01:22:35,535 --> 01:22:37,621
Mrs. Dunn, it's Phil
Shriver. Do you remember me?

1722
01:22:37,621 --> 01:22:40,957
Oh, no. Haven't you
taken enough from him?

1723
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,627
Mrs. Dunn, is he home?

1724
01:22:43,627 --> 01:22:44,669
He isn't.

1725
01:22:44,669 --> 01:22:46,588
I haven't seen him
since he left saying

1726
01:22:46,588 --> 01:22:48,715
you asked him to
stay in the country.

1727
01:22:49,716 --> 01:22:51,760
Do you have any idea
where he might be?

1728
01:22:55,305 --> 01:22:56,598
Is that Max Shriver?

1729
01:22:56,598 --> 01:22:58,892
Ooh. Why
is that loser here?

1730
01:23:05,482 --> 01:23:08,193
In or out, man. This
has to be low key.

1731
01:23:10,153 --> 01:23:11,696
Yeah.

1732
01:23:11,696 --> 01:23:12,447
Okay.

1733
01:23:15,659 --> 01:23:16,660
Charlie.

1734
01:23:18,328 --> 01:23:19,704
Phil?

1735
01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:25,794
Your mother said I
would find you here.

1736
01:23:25,794 --> 01:23:26,962
You went to my mom's?

1737
01:23:28,338 --> 01:23:29,130
Look, Charlie.

1738
01:23:30,507 --> 01:23:31,758
- I, I.
- You know this spot?

1739
01:23:33,426 --> 01:23:34,219
What?

1740
01:23:35,595 --> 01:23:37,013
It was Sarah's favorite spot.

1741
01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,768
And when she got sick, she
would want to come here like,

1742
01:23:42,686 --> 01:23:43,728
every day.

1743
01:23:45,105 --> 01:23:46,314
Sarah's my wife.

1744
01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:51,069
When they told us
that she wasn't gonna.

1745
01:23:57,117 --> 01:24:00,328
I just like, I stopped
being a mad. Is that weird?

1746
01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:03,164
Didn't matter, you know?

1747
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:06,793
I wasn't mad at you. I
wasn't mad about Braintree.

1748
01:24:08,628 --> 01:24:09,462
It was all okay.

1749
01:24:11,214 --> 01:24:13,633
And you were right,
you know, you couldn't,

1750
01:24:13,633 --> 01:24:16,553
you couldn't possibly bring
someone in my condition

1751
01:24:16,553 --> 01:24:18,888
into a meeting with
potential financiers.

1752
01:24:18,888 --> 01:24:20,932
I mean, you knew
me. You know me.

1753
01:24:23,935 --> 01:24:25,687
Probably knew me
better than anyone,

1754
01:24:27,731 --> 01:24:28,606
besides Sarah.

1755
01:24:29,816 --> 01:24:31,609
Charlie, why didn't
you tell me any of this?

1756
01:24:31,609 --> 01:24:32,569
I tried.

1757
01:24:32,569 --> 01:24:33,820
You didn't get the messages.

1758
01:24:38,783 --> 01:24:40,618
I, I'm so, I'm so sorry, dude.

1759
01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:41,745
I fucked your whole family up,

1760
01:24:41,745 --> 01:24:42,787
and I fucked this whole thing.

1761
01:24:42,787 --> 01:24:45,915
Listen to me. I'm sorry, okay.

1762
01:24:45,915 --> 01:24:47,167
Because I really did fuck it up.

1763
01:24:47,167 --> 01:24:48,710
I told you, it's okay.

1764
01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:49,878
Listen, Charlie. I
need your help right now.

1765
01:24:49,878 --> 01:24:51,588
Okay, Max is missing.

1766
01:24:51,588 --> 01:24:52,922
What?

1767
01:24:52,922 --> 01:24:54,966
Do you have any idea
where he could be?

1768
01:24:57,927 --> 01:24:58,970
Well, I.

1769
01:25:01,848 --> 01:25:04,184
There's a slight chance I
told him to go to a party.

1770
01:25:04,184 --> 01:25:05,810
A party?

1771
01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:09,189
I'm sorry. I told him to go
to a party in fucking Dumbo.

1772
01:25:09,189 --> 01:25:11,941
Oh my God. Rosie,
hey. We got him.

1773
01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:14,277
He's at a party in Dumbo.

1774
01:25:14,277 --> 01:25:15,862
I think it's a rave.

1775
01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:31,878
Oh, good lord.

1776
01:25:31,878 --> 01:25:33,630
Yeah, it's a lot of people.

1777
01:25:33,630 --> 01:25:35,006
We're all gonna get
this thing, aren't we?

1778
01:25:35,006 --> 01:25:37,926
I heard on NPR, this
thing could mutate.

1779
01:25:37,926 --> 01:25:40,595
I don't know. Joe Rogan
says we're all gonna be fine.

1780
01:25:41,721 --> 01:25:43,848
Mask up. We're going in.

1781
01:25:43,848 --> 01:25:44,933
Let's find this boy, huh?

1782
01:25:50,021 --> 01:25:51,439
You want to?

1783
01:25:51,439 --> 01:25:52,857
I want to be polite, but it's
not like a good situation.

1784
01:25:52,857 --> 01:25:55,026
Yeah, you go first
and then I'll go.

1785
01:25:58,071 --> 01:25:59,656
So it, it's lit.

1786
01:26:01,825 --> 01:26:03,785
- You guys should all go home.
- You go home.

1787
01:26:03,785 --> 01:26:05,453
This party is
gonna get you sick.

1788
01:26:05,453 --> 01:26:07,455
- You're ruining the vibe.
- You're gonna get busted.

1789
01:26:07,455 --> 01:26:09,833
- Fuck you, narc.
- I am a cool dad.

1790
01:26:12,794 --> 01:26:15,422
I'm going this way.
Guys, I'm going this way.

1791
01:26:15,422 --> 01:26:17,799
I'm trying to go this way. Hey.

1792
01:26:33,314 --> 01:26:34,941
I have to get out!

1793
01:26:35,775 --> 01:26:38,111
I have to go now! Let me out!

1794
01:26:38,111 --> 01:26:39,154
Max?

1795
01:26:40,029 --> 01:26:40,822
Max?

1796
01:26:41,990 --> 01:26:43,241
Max?

1797
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:45,493
You guys seen a kid?

1798
01:26:45,493 --> 01:26:47,328
You guys? Excuse me.

1799
01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:48,121
Max?

1800
01:26:48,955 --> 01:26:49,998
Max?

1801
01:26:54,669 --> 01:26:57,213
Max? Oh, so sorry. I'm sorry.

1802
01:26:58,173 --> 01:27:00,675
It's all good. Hop in.
There's no age limit.

1803
01:27:00,675 --> 01:27:03,511
Oh wow. Aren't you a
little fucking asshole?

1804
01:27:03,511 --> 01:27:06,055
You, girl. Run.

1805
01:27:06,055 --> 01:27:09,017
Max?

1806
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,270
Oh, hey.

1807
01:27:16,983 --> 01:27:18,151
You're a genius.

1808
01:27:19,861 --> 01:27:21,196
Tastes good?

1809
01:27:21,196 --> 01:27:24,199
No, it tastes like
Clorox. But, thank you.

1810
01:27:24,199 --> 01:27:25,241
Max?

1811
01:27:27,118 --> 01:27:28,453
Hey. Any luck?

1812
01:27:28,453 --> 01:27:30,413
No, I can't find him.

1813
01:27:30,413 --> 01:27:32,248
- Damn it.
- Hold on one second.

1814
01:27:32,248 --> 01:27:34,000
Hey, Hot Topic.

1815
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,251
Are you Annie, Annie Lazar?

1816
01:27:36,211 --> 01:27:37,253
I don't know you.

1817
01:27:37,253 --> 01:27:38,922
Max Shriver? You know him?

1818
01:27:38,922 --> 01:27:41,216
- Ah, yeah.
- Seen him?

1819
01:27:41,216 --> 01:27:42,467
Yeah.

1820
01:27:42,467 --> 01:27:43,510
Isn't he the
guy that ran away?

1821
01:27:43,510 --> 01:27:45,220
Oh yeah, yeah. He like-

1822
01:27:45,220 --> 01:27:47,305
what? The guy that ran away?

1823
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:49,015
He like freaked out, and like-

1824
01:27:49,015 --> 01:27:50,308
Like what? Where?

1825
01:27:50,308 --> 01:27:52,143
I mean like, how can
I be more specific?

1826
01:27:52,143 --> 01:27:53,686
How could you
be more specific?

1827
01:27:53,686 --> 01:27:56,731
Anything would be more
specific than, yeah, like-

1828
01:27:56,731 --> 01:27:58,107
He went that way.

1829
01:27:58,107 --> 01:27:59,901
Thank you.

1830
01:27:59,901 --> 01:28:01,569
And I will have you know

1831
01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:05,448
that you just blew your chance
with a certified Meme Lord.

1832
01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:06,824
What's a Meme Lord?

1833
01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:08,326
It's like a guy
that does things,

1834
01:28:08,326 --> 01:28:11,329
that he designs the
images and puts the funny.

1835
01:28:11,329 --> 01:28:14,916
Ah, fuck it!

1836
01:28:20,505 --> 01:28:21,798
That's him. Max.

1837
01:28:21,798 --> 01:28:22,715
Hey, hey.

1838
01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:26,094
Max.

1839
01:28:28,388 --> 01:28:29,180
Max, hey.

1840
01:28:30,014 --> 01:28:31,558
Charlie?

1841
01:28:31,558 --> 01:28:33,184
This is a nice spot you got.

1842
01:28:34,894 --> 01:28:37,021
I got one of these
myself in Central Park.

1843
01:28:38,314 --> 01:28:39,107
You do?

1844
01:28:40,817 --> 01:28:43,278
You all right? What happened?

1845
01:28:43,278 --> 01:28:44,487
I had a panic attack.

1846
01:28:45,905 --> 01:28:47,156
We were all worried.

1847
01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:48,283
We came to the party
looking for you.

1848
01:28:49,784 --> 01:28:51,160
We?

1849
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,162
Yeah me,
your mom, your dad.

1850
01:28:54,706 --> 01:28:55,832
They're gonna be mad.

1851
01:28:55,832 --> 01:28:56,833
- No.
- They're gonna be.

1852
01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:57,792
Charlie, they're gonna be mad.

1853
01:28:57,792 --> 01:28:59,377
No. No no, they're not.

1854
01:28:59,377 --> 01:29:02,046
I think you've like gone
over that threshold of they,

1855
01:29:02,046 --> 01:29:04,382
they can't be mad 'cause
they're so scared.

1856
01:29:04,382 --> 01:29:05,550
So, you're fine.

1857
01:29:07,176 --> 01:29:08,011
Why did I come?

1858
01:29:09,345 --> 01:29:11,889
Charlie, I don't know
why I came to this party.

1859
01:29:11,889 --> 01:29:13,224
I should have told you.

1860
01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:17,353
I'm sure your dad did, that
you should never listen to me.

1861
01:29:18,354 --> 01:29:20,440
I am a certified 100% idiot.

1862
01:29:21,691 --> 01:29:24,652
One time, and pretty recently,
I drank a whole container

1863
01:29:24,652 --> 01:29:26,404
of spicy curry
thinking it was soup.

1864
01:29:29,991 --> 01:29:32,118
- You are an idiot.
- Yes. Huge idiot.

1865
01:29:34,245 --> 01:29:37,206
I just want things to
go back to being normal.

1866
01:29:40,335 --> 01:29:41,461
That's all I want.

1867
01:29:41,461 --> 01:29:43,338
You'll feel normal again.

1868
01:29:43,338 --> 01:29:45,715
I mean, it won't be like the
normal like you felt before,

1869
01:29:45,715 --> 01:29:48,843
but it'll be like the normal
that you feel from now on.

1870
01:29:48,843 --> 01:29:50,345
You know, like a new normal.

1871
01:29:51,512 --> 01:29:52,305
What?

1872
01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:55,475
You've taken some hits.

1873
01:29:55,475 --> 01:29:57,602
You got some
scrapes and bruises.

1874
01:29:57,602 --> 01:29:58,394
Like this city.

1875
01:30:00,313 --> 01:30:01,689
I mean, how many times
have you heard people say

1876
01:30:01,689 --> 01:30:05,693
New York is dead in the last
God knows how many years?

1877
01:30:05,693 --> 01:30:06,694
For whatever reason?

1878
01:30:08,488 --> 01:30:10,573
I mean, right over there were
the two biggest skyscrapers

1879
01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:12,867
you ever saw in your
whole fucking life.

1880
01:30:12,867 --> 01:30:14,410
This one crazy French guy

1881
01:30:14,410 --> 01:30:16,829
walked across them
on a tightrope once.

1882
01:30:16,829 --> 01:30:18,623
And the whole world
of crazy over it.

1883
01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:22,627
And then all of a sudden they,

1884
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:25,421
those buildings weren't here.

1885
01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:30,301
But the city goes on, and it
just keeps getting back up.

1886
01:30:32,887 --> 01:30:35,223
They found a way to
feel normal again.

1887
01:30:37,308 --> 01:30:38,101
You will too.

1888
01:30:39,602 --> 01:30:40,436
Yeah.

1889
01:30:41,979 --> 01:30:43,398
It took me about three
days to feel normal again

1890
01:30:43,398 --> 01:30:44,816
after the spicy curry incident.

1891
01:30:46,859 --> 01:30:48,111
You want a bacon,
egg, and cheese?

1892
01:30:48,111 --> 01:30:49,445
Let's get a bacon,
egg, and cheese, huh?

1893
01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:50,446
All right.
Let's go, big boy.

1894
01:30:50,446 --> 01:30:52,031
You don't have
to call me big boy.

1895
01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:53,991
We'll get two bacon, egg,
and cheese. He's okay.

1896
01:30:53,991 --> 01:30:54,992
Mom.

1897
01:31:26,232 --> 01:31:30,194
♪ All my dreaming ♪

1898
01:31:30,194 --> 01:31:34,198
♪ All my wishing ♪

1899
01:31:34,198 --> 01:31:38,494
♪ It hasn't come through ♪

1900
01:31:38,494 --> 01:31:42,498
♪ Life's just like that ♪

1901
01:31:42,498 --> 01:31:46,669
♪ And I don't know what ♪

1902
01:31:46,669 --> 01:31:50,548
♪ I am looking for ♪

1903
01:31:50,548 --> 01:31:54,594
♪ But when I find it ♪

1904
01:31:54,594 --> 01:31:58,347
♪ It will feel right ♪

1905
01:31:58,347 --> 01:32:02,602
♪ I've dreamt of love and ♪

1906
01:32:02,602 --> 01:32:04,937
♪ I've wished for a country ♪

1907
01:32:04,937 --> 01:32:07,273
You know, I was at my
mom's house and I was like

1908
01:32:07,273 --> 01:32:09,108
looking through some
old papers and I,

1909
01:32:09,108 --> 01:32:12,612
it's the beginning of it,
like the kernel of it.

1910
01:32:12,612 --> 01:32:13,738
But I actually do think

1911
01:32:14,947 --> 01:32:17,074
I might have come across
a unicorn for you.

1912
01:32:19,410 --> 01:32:20,703
I think you take this one now.

1913
01:32:20,703 --> 01:32:21,829
It's all you.

1914
01:32:23,456 --> 01:32:26,459
Me take it? I don't
know what to do with it.

1915
01:32:26,459 --> 01:32:27,835
You know what?

1916
01:32:27,835 --> 01:32:29,629
I got a couple
people I can call.

1917
01:32:31,172 --> 01:32:32,799
I think they'd be
really interested in getting to know you.

1918
01:32:35,134 --> 01:32:38,095
Getting to know me? Look at,
Phil. I mean, look at me, I.

1919
01:32:39,806 --> 01:32:40,848
You'll be fine.

1920
01:32:42,558 --> 01:32:43,810
What are you gonna do?

1921
01:32:46,604 --> 01:32:48,689
I'm gonna spend some
more time with my family.

1922
01:33:14,298 --> 01:33:15,049
Hey.

1923
01:33:16,175 --> 01:33:17,009
You need anything?

1924
01:33:17,927 --> 01:33:19,762
Just some sleep.

1925
01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:21,013
Well if you do, I'm
right down the hall.

1926
01:33:21,013 --> 01:33:21,889
I'm okay.

1927
01:33:21,889 --> 01:33:23,432
Your mom's downstairs.

1928
01:33:23,432 --> 01:33:24,934
Dad.

1929
01:33:24,934 --> 01:33:25,977
I'm okay.

1930
01:33:27,979 --> 01:33:28,771
Okay.

1931
01:33:31,232 --> 01:33:32,024
And you know.

1932
01:33:32,942 --> 01:33:34,610
If school opens up in the Fall,

1933
01:33:35,820 --> 01:33:36,779
but if you still
want to stay here-

1934
01:33:36,779 --> 01:33:38,406
If school opens,

1935
01:33:38,406 --> 01:33:39,657
I want to go.

1936
01:33:44,787 --> 01:33:45,830
Okay.

1937
01:33:47,665 --> 01:33:48,958
But,

1938
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:50,042
if things get weird,

1939
01:33:51,294 --> 01:33:54,755
or I want to come home, I can?

1940
01:33:57,842 --> 01:33:58,593
Absolutely.

1941
01:34:20,907 --> 01:34:22,116
Hi.

1942
01:34:22,116 --> 01:34:23,701
You know, I understand
if you want to leave.

1943
01:34:23,701 --> 01:34:28,414
All I can say is I made a
stupid, selfish mistake.

1944
01:34:30,124 --> 01:34:30,917
Yeah.

1945
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:34,337
I will do anything.

1946
01:34:34,337 --> 01:34:37,715
I will go back to therapy.
I will do whatever you want.

1947
01:34:37,715 --> 01:34:40,718
I will do whatever
it takes to fix this,

1948
01:34:42,386 --> 01:34:43,179
make us better.

1949
01:34:46,223 --> 01:34:47,892
I really don't know if I can.

1950
01:34:56,901 --> 01:34:58,486
Let's give it a try.

1951
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,835
Hey, I was hoping
I'd run into you.

1952
01:35:14,835 --> 01:35:17,588
My god. Hey.

1953
01:35:19,006 --> 01:35:20,257
Hi.

1954
01:35:20,257 --> 01:35:21,968
You came back.

1955
01:35:21,968 --> 01:35:25,763
Yeah, it's hard to stay
away from this place.

1956
01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:30,101
Do you wanna come over?

1957
01:35:31,602 --> 01:35:33,104
Yeah.

1958
01:35:33,104 --> 01:35:36,315
But I, I have been around
a lot of people lately,

1959
01:35:36,315 --> 01:35:38,025
so I don't know if it's safe.

1960
01:35:38,025 --> 01:35:39,819
I mean,

1961
01:35:39,819 --> 01:35:42,196
I feel like nature's been trying
to kill me this whole time.

1962
01:35:42,196 --> 01:35:45,199
So, might as well come over.

1963
01:35:45,199 --> 01:35:46,283
Nature's a beast, huh?

1964
01:35:48,411 --> 01:35:49,537
Okay. I'm coming over.

1965
01:35:52,248 --> 01:35:54,709
If I get a rapid
test, can we make out?

1966
01:35:56,544 --> 01:35:59,296
I mean, if you get a
PCR, maybe we can do more.

1967
01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:00,423
Oh my God.
Let's go to urgent care.

1968
01:36:00,423 --> 01:36:01,674
Yeah, let's go.

1969
01:36:03,217 --> 01:36:04,969
I saw one on
27. It's like a mile away.

1970
01:36:04,969 --> 01:36:06,387
I will literally run there.

1971
01:36:08,931 --> 01:36:09,932
So horny.

1972
01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:11,225
Never been hornier.

1973
01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:12,393
Never,
ever in my life.

1974
01:36:12,393 --> 01:36:16,188
I'm walking around
like, don't touch me.

1975
01:36:16,188 --> 01:36:17,690
- Exactly.
- I might blow.

1976
01:36:41,130 --> 01:36:45,384
♪ Had to grow up tough ♪

1977
01:36:45,384 --> 01:36:48,345
♪ Nothing was ever good enough ♪

1978
01:36:48,345 --> 01:36:50,347
♪ I had the thickest skin ♪

1979
01:36:50,347 --> 01:36:53,059
♪ Never let anybody in ♪

1980
01:36:53,059 --> 01:36:56,687
♪ 'Cause I didn't want to
walk down a burning bridge ♪

1981
01:36:56,687 --> 01:37:00,274
♪ I said I'd forget it ♪

1982
01:37:00,274 --> 01:37:04,945
♪ On the drive I tried not
to fall asleep at the wheel ♪

1983
01:37:04,945 --> 01:37:08,407
♪ Somehow I didn't ♪

1984
01:37:08,407 --> 01:37:12,119
♪ I've been walking
in the dark ♪

1985
01:37:12,119 --> 01:37:15,331
♪ I've been waiting
for a spark ♪

1986
01:37:15,331 --> 01:37:20,252
♪ But I see myself in
a different light ♪

1987
01:37:21,253 --> 01:37:23,756
♪ I gotta know my
day will come ♪

1988
01:37:23,756 --> 01:37:28,135
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

1989
01:37:28,135 --> 01:37:31,013
♪ I've gotta finally
see the Sun ♪

1990
01:37:31,013 --> 01:37:35,351
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

1991
01:37:35,351 --> 01:37:38,479
♪ I've gotta finally
see the Sun ♪

1992
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:42,691
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

1993
01:37:42,691 --> 01:37:47,196
♪ I've gotta finally see Sun ♪