1 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,843 [Timmy] You can't. There's no room. 2 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:10,845 No, come on, I can get one more. 3 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,222 -[upbeat, festive music playing] -Ooh! 4 00:00:13,306 --> 00:00:14,557 [Timmy] Wow, you're a genius. 5 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,769 Just looking out for you and the business. 6 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:21,647 You spent all this money on everything, might as well display it. 7 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:23,858 You gotta spend money to make money. 8 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:27,653 Plus it's not every day you get to put up an elf peeing on the naughty list. 9 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:30,281 Reporting for Channel 12, this is Remington Alexander 10 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,949 -back from vacation. -Finally. 11 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:35,244 Today's top story is the impending solar storm 12 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:37,914 threatening to knock out the Internet, cell phone service, 13 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,749 and possibly the power grid. 14 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:43,169 It incited panic and caused a rush on essential items... 15 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,754 So much fear mongering. 16 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:48,633 Maybe, but the solar storm is real. It's why China built a second sun. 17 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:52,637 Between the solar storm and the metaverse, I feel like it's coming out of both ends. 18 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,472 If I'm being totally honest, 19 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,724 I did buy 10 pounds of loose seeds just in case. 20 00:00:56,808 --> 00:01:00,311 I heard the Internet might go down. You aren't you worried about your Bitcoin? 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,147 I already converted it to Kohl's cash. 22 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,650 Stop. This is Y2K all over again. 23 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,401 They said computers would shut down, 24 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:09,654 my dad panicked and printed out all his porn. 25 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,615 Nothing happened except I had to use the other side of that porn 26 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,033 to print my essay on Gatsby. 27 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,077 The search for local Sandwich Hell employee, 28 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,287 Garrett Pennock,has taken a sexy turn-- 29 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:21,082 All right, let's just focus on the event. Okay? 30 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:24,252 Someone who survived the Gumdrop Avalanche once said, 31 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:28,005 "You must shine on," and that someone is Lil' Stevie. 32 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,590 I am confused. 33 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:31,676 [scoffs] I've explained it so many times. 34 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,595 People aren't renting enough DVDs to keep the lights on, 35 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:36,556 so we're pivoting to more special events. 36 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:40,143 You trick nerds into paying to meet a washed-up actor. 37 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:43,479 No, I understand that. I'm confused about Patrice. 38 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,731 I called her and she hasn't gotten back to me. 39 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,568 It's been two days, and now I'm worried that she's mad at me. 40 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,611 She's been like this all morning. 41 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:52,947 Worried my new best friend is mad? 42 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,075 Yeah, I'm a real monster. Oh, Patrice! 43 00:01:57,535 --> 00:02:00,037 Just me. Found a Christmas bow. 44 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,499 Sorry. You have terrible posture just like Patrice. 45 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,293 [bones cracking] 46 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,462 [theme music playing] 47 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,302 I have never seen so many people here before. 48 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:17,013 Except for that one time someone claimed they saw Bono. 49 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:17,930 That was me. 50 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:21,392 Somebody left a pair of tinted sunglasses on a pumpkin. 51 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,729 I think I finally figured out how to run this business. 52 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:28,274 The pre-sales from this event alone will pay my rent for the next two months, 53 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,943 and a new spatula for the bathroom key. 54 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:32,945 Never underestimate nostalgia. 55 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:36,324 Nothing thrills people more than knowing their memory still works. 56 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:40,828 So, Lena, I was wondering... 57 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:44,832 Well, you like me, and I like you... 58 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,126 -I know labels are for losers-- -[phone chimes] 59 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:51,464 Oh, no. My mom thinks she saw a shoplifter and she's going to handle things her way. 60 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,132 Sorry, I better get there. 61 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,091 Of course. Right. 62 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:02,141 Did I tell you that my community college offers classes at night? 63 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,393 What? Everything's coming up Hannah. 64 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:07,605 -The world is your oyster. -I could even major in oysters. 65 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,023 [laughing] 66 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:12,652 So I have a little secret. 67 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:13,569 Okay. 68 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,490 Eliza's husband Aaron 69 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:21,118 is going to re-propose to her in here tonight. 70 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,496 Really? I thought that marriage was a little rocky. 71 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:26,791 Well, that's why I told him he needs a grand gesture. 72 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,835 Things might be more complicated than you think. 73 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,714 Trust me, people always come to me about matters of the heart. 74 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:36,676 Fine. Aaron came in to get Eliza's schedule, 75 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:39,637 and then I think he just told me because he's bad at small talk. 76 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,599 I might also have news pretty soon that's gonna blow your mind. 77 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:46,227 Ooh! Please will you film the proposal for us. 78 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:50,940 Ideally, it would be as cinematic as... Pitch Perfect 2. 79 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,984 Come on. Please. 80 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:56,862 Eh, might as well have me pitch in while you can still afford me, Toots. 81 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:58,155 What? I can't pay. 82 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,950 -No, I know. I was gonna do it for free. -Okay. 83 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,078 Wow! Oh, my God. Look at all these weirdos. 84 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,247 It's definitely more Garfield sweatshirts 85 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:09,375 -than I'm used to in a day. -[laughs] All these lives going sideways. 86 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,920 Standing in the cold for a 25-year-old Christmas movie. 87 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:17,300 No, I take that back. They're not weirdos. They're geekers. 88 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,553 -I heard that. You laughed. -Barely. 89 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:24,473 -You think I'm funny, don't you? -Funny adjacent. Okay? 90 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:30,563 Wow, looks like the North Pole in here. 91 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,190 Except less elf scat. Huge problem up there. 92 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,192 Oh. [exclaims] 93 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,403 Mistletoe. Could you imagine us kissing? 94 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,280 Like, how weird would that be? 95 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:42,033 Like, there's you and there's me and our lips, 96 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:46,454 and did you know that lips are technically a mucous membrane and not skin? 97 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:49,707 Huh, I did not know that or want to. 98 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,293 He's here! Lil' Stevie's here. 99 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,669 -[Timmy] Hey. -Sorry I'm late. 100 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:56,422 This dang solar storm stuff has me screwed up. 101 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,675 Also, I'm an adult now so you can call me just Stevie. 102 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:04,388 Just Stevie gets it. But, guess what else! We sold out. 103 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,308 -Really? -Wait. You sold out the event? 104 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,895 It's just that I retired from acting. 105 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,564 I haven't been in front of a crowd in over a decade. 106 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:17,276 -What if they're here to make fun of me? -What? No. People love you. 107 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,112 Just do what Lil' Stevie did in the movie 108 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:22,365 when he danced in front of the Sugar Plum Fairy. 109 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:25,034 Just give yourself a big hug for confidence. 110 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,203 Okay, sure. 111 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,622 We'll go warm up the crowd while you give yourself that hug. 112 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,540 -[Stevie] I can't wait. -It'll be awesome. 113 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:32,833 -Okay. -[Hannah] I'm so excited. 114 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,668 -It's gonna be so cool. -[Hannah] Sold out! 115 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:38,172 Oh, a hug. 116 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,717 Mm! 117 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:44,553 [Timmy] All right. Who wants to meet Lil' Stevie? 118 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,599 You don't sound that excited. 119 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,186 That's more like it. Okay. 120 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:56,190 How about we start with a little movie trivia contest. 121 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:59,985 -Winner gets this Truman Show key chain. -Uh-oh! 122 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:01,695 -[crowd] Ooh! -[Timmy chuckles] 123 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,656 All right, first question. 124 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:06,117 Besides But I'm Too Young to be Santa, 125 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:10,371 name another movie directed by Roman Polanski. 126 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,123 -[Eliza] Oh! -[crowd exclaims] 127 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,416 -[Stevie] Whoa! -[crowd gasps] 128 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:14,625 [Stevie] Hi. 129 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,129 -Yeah! -[crowd cheering, clapping] 130 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,714 You were supposed to go around. Not through. 131 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:21,799 Football! 132 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,720 Uh... Hey, Stevie. Why don't you say your catchphrase? 133 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,639 Yeah, sure. 134 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,808 [as Fat Albert] Hey, hey, hey. 135 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,601 [as Urkel] Did I do that? 136 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:35,229 -[as Mr. T] I pity the fool! -Okay. Stop it. 137 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,691 You're almost pathologically doing catchphrases of Black characters. 138 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,484 It's "But I'm too young to be Santa." 139 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,027 [whispers] That's right. Thank you. 140 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:45,990 But I'm too young to be Santa! 141 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,287 -He's drunk. -Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 142 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:52,705 Okay. 143 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:57,376 Dude, you gotta pull it together. Hey, no more drinking, okay? 144 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:01,338 Be normal, and stop telling people why you were banned from Cameo. 145 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,506 Never. 146 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,175 Ho-ho-ho! 147 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,094 Happy Hanukkah to a child. 148 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:09,096 What can I do for you? 149 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,265 How are you? Is this your wife? 150 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,851 -I'm messing. I'm busting your balls, kid. -[Timmy] Okay. 151 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,312 You look like my favorite actress, Angela Racks. 152 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,690 Whoa, buddy. Santa just complimented your mom. 153 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,525 -Pretty cool. -[Stevie] Yeah, he did. 154 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:25,488 Angela Racks was a porn star in the '70s. She invented the modern-day gangbang. 155 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:28,866 She was a true pioneer. You forgot your DVD. Ah! 156 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,075 -Okay, no. -[mother] Damn it! 157 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:32,620 He meant "corn" star. She did commercials 158 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,955 -for the Iowa Department of Agriculture. -[Stevie] Goodbye. 159 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:38,250 Who doesn't call shucking corn with your friends a gangbang? 160 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:40,377 [Stevie] Me, Santa doesn't. 161 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,339 We reduced the signed DVDs to 20 bucks. 162 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,798 You can't leave empty-handed. 163 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,634 That's not the Lil' Stevie I remember. 164 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,219 That man wouldn't race around the globe 165 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,804 to find the cure for Rudolph's testicular cancer. 166 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:55,100 [Stevie] I meant pornography, I don't know what he's talking about. 167 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,810 [phone chimes] 168 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:58,979 -Take it. -Ouch. 169 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:00,397 It's room temperature. 170 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,108 Oh, wow. Congrats, kid. 171 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,778 You're about to witness the launch of my Hollywood career. 172 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,863 "The Emerging Filmmakers Fellow--" 173 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,867 I didn't get in. 174 00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:13,911 I can't believe I didn't get in. 175 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,331 That was mine. 176 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,376 Hey, how many refunds have you processed? 177 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:25,130 Do you want to know the exact number? Because it might give you a heart attack. 178 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:28,884 Where'd everybody go? 179 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:31,053 Everybody left because of you. 180 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,557 Event's canceled. Please, get the hell out of here. 181 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,602 Well, I would, but I'm pretty drunk. It's not a moral thing. 182 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:42,022 It's just, my car has a little tube you gotta blow into-- 183 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:42,982 Stop talking! 184 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,942 [mumbling] Stop talking. 185 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,407 Uh, hey, you can all still buy food and rent videos if you want. 186 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,492 No sense coming all this way and-- 187 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,122 What the hell is going on? 188 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,090 -[Hannah] Wow. -[Timmy] Great. The solar storm. 189 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,468 Told you there would be one. No one ever believes Hannah. 190 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,678 [Timmy sighs] I need a drink. 191 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:19,310 The solar storm caused Internet and cell service to crash indefinitely. 192 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,395 Tensions mount as incidents of looting 193 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,856 have been reported all across Menominee County... 194 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,316 We're the Jingle Bills. 195 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:27,484 Okay. 196 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,695 Hannah said we could wait in here. 197 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,739 Oh, for Aaron's proposal, right. 198 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:35,409 Because nothing says "romance" like a band of lonely stepdads. 199 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,870 Stepdad? I wish. 200 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:41,081 Are you going to film it? Hannah says you're the next Nancy Meyers. 201 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:44,710 That is not a compliment and I'm not a filmmaker, apparently. 202 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,504 Maybe Hannah should film it herself. 203 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,214 Here's my camera. 204 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:52,635 Tell her to read the instructions. It's easy. She got into community college. 205 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:53,761 That's amazing. 206 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,597 Everyone gets into community college. Everyone. 207 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,894 The Wi-Fi went out right as I crossed a river in Oregon Trail-- 208 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:05,147 Bup-bup-bup! Let me introduce you to the currency of our new world. 209 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,025 -I didn't stock up. -Of course you didn't. 210 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,195 -That'll be $5 a roll. -Kayla will you call Patrice for me? 211 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,740 Call her yourself, or better yet, walk next door and talk to her. 212 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:18,160 Oh, no. I don't want to seem pushy. You know how relationships are. 213 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,788 One false move, this is Sylvia all over again. 214 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,331 I can't lose Patrice. 215 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,458 Can I use your landline? Cells aren't working. 216 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,752 Can you look up my mom's number? I don't know it. 217 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,712 Oh, my God. All of you shut up. 218 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,423 -What did I do? -Will you call Patrice? 219 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,884 -What's a Patrice? -Have you seen Timmy? 220 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,762 He's probably taking a victory lap, like at the Daytona 500. 221 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,848 When a car crashes and burns, it takes a victory lap in flames. 222 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,016 This is serious. 223 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:44,561 When Timmy gets down on himself, he really needs someone, usually me, 224 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,439 to bring his spirits up or he starts spiraling-- 225 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:49,108 I've got toilet paper to sell. 226 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:54,530 Timmy fails again. Who am I kidding? I suck at business. 227 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,407 Don't be so hard on yourself. 228 00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:00,411 -And drinking apparently. -[laughs] Aw. 229 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,373 You know, when I was a kid, 230 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,792 my mom never put out a ton of Christmas decorations, 231 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:11,422 but we did have this one reindeer, and every year she would put it out 232 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,049 and every year neighborhood kids stole it. 233 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,051 I'd always convince her to buy a new one, 234 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:18,679 but eventually she just stopped putting anything out. 235 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,056 Well, those kids sound like assholes. 236 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,976 They were. But at what point do you just give up? 237 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,980 I kept the last Blockbuster open after corporate folded. 238 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,232 This store is my reindeer. 239 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,484 Maybe it is. 240 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:36,280 But what I like most about you is that you're the type of person 241 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,907 who will never stop buying another reindeer. 242 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,617 Mm. You mean an idiot? 243 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,536 No, an optimist. 244 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,664 Watch it, nobody calls my boyfriend an idiot. 245 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,333 Oh, great. The girl that I like has a boy-- 246 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:53,672 -Are you talking about me? -Yes, you are my boyfriend. 247 00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:01,346 Hey. Do you remember when you were little and had colic, we would stay up 248 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,266 and watch Celebrity Grappling until you fell asleep? 249 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,059 Do I remember being an infant? 250 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,187 So, no. 251 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:11,148 Anyway, Lil' Stevie was on it. 252 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,192 I didn't recognize him with the Santa beard, 253 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,779 but he tried to poke Cheech Marin in the eye with a stick. 254 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,238 How cool is that? 255 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,616 The guy from our show. 256 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,825 It's not our show. 257 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:22,785 You're just as lame 258 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,496 as the other dorks that came for Lil' Stevie. 259 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,914 What's up with you? 260 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,833 I thought we were kind of, sort of getting along again. 261 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,877 Yeah, well. Swing and a miss. 262 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,297 The legend. 263 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,508 The manhole cover himself. 264 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,760 [vocalizing] 265 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,221 [Hannah] This proposal is going to be so good. 266 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,680 [Jingle Bill 1] Sure is. 267 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,225 Wait, so you're all actually named Bill? 268 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,770 Yeah, we have to be named Bill to join. It's tradition. 269 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,565 -My name used to be Tracy. -[gasps] I did it. 270 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,317 Hmm. 271 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,240 I think I just designed my first shot. 272 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:02,324 [squeals] 273 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,997 Thank God I found you. 274 00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:09,915 Oh, hey. 275 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,001 Hey, I know today's been kind of a lot, 276 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,380 and I figured you probably needed somebody to-- 277 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,423 Two tequila and Sprites. 278 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,175 Oh, Lena. 279 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,635 -Hey. -Hey! 280 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,137 Great. 281 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:28,141 I was worried that you were here drinking yourself to death alone. 282 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,980 I fully expected to have to pick you up off the floor. 283 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:37,943 But I guess this is a whole new Timmy, 284 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,236 and that's... 285 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,320 that's great. 286 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,366 Eliza, your hair looks fantastic. 287 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,119 Thank you. Yours is hair too. 288 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,038 -[car horns honking] -[tires screeching] 289 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,127 [man] Yeah! Move forward! 290 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,463 [honking continues] 291 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,091 [Timmy] What the hell is going on? 292 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,929 Hey, Blockbuster carries kids videos, right? 293 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:06,889 I'm desperate. 294 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,599 Yeah, of course, games too. 295 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,767 [Eliza] Oh, my God! Streaming services are down. 296 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:14,313 The solar storm knocked out the Internet, without it, people are gonna need-- 297 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,355 DVDs. 298 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:19,067 Blockbuster's the only game in town. You're sitting on a goldmine, Timmy. 299 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,110 Lena, you're right. 300 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,570 I was just saying that. 301 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,031 What if we triple the prices of sequels? 302 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,825 These nerds will pay anything to see if Iron Man dies. 303 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,702 Whoa. Success really changes you. 304 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,288 I told you buying another reindeer was a good idea. 305 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,497 I'm a reindeer man. 306 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,542 I don't get the joke. 307 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,669 Yay! 308 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,631 ["Then He Kissed Me" playing] 309 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,716 You're gonna want the sequel to that. 310 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,929 Not sure you're old enough to rent that. It's rated F for fantastic. 311 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,597 Oh, Shaq is great in that. 312 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,268 Timmy, you are cleaning up. 313 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,688 I just saw someone rent a Jimmy Fallon movie. On purpose. 314 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,982 I knew one day people would abandon streaming 315 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,110 and return to the superior format of DVD. 316 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,490 Sure, it was by force, but I'll take it. 317 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:10,285 Didn't think people were still doing public tongue action. 318 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,371 Yep. It's pretty gross. 319 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,166 Oh, Eliza, I need your help in the break room to-- 320 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,002 -Great. Happy to get away from this. -Oh, good. 321 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,254 I forgot to invent a reason why. 322 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,215 [Connie] We're only accepting cash. 323 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,343 -Credit cards will be rejected. -[Kayla] Here you go. 324 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,427 [Connie] Rejected. 325 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:34,267 Like how Patrice rejected me. Le sigh. That's what she always said. 326 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,687 Can you pull yourself together? We have customers. 327 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,271 I mean, I don't care. 328 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,775 -Patrice. -You know what, Connie? 329 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,026 If you were so mad at me, 330 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,779 you could've just told me instead of never calling me back. 331 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,198 And to think I planned this huge surprise for us. 332 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,660 What? But I was the last one to call you. 333 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:52,786 Were you? 334 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,787 Was I? 335 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,749 I thought you died, or worse, hated me. 336 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,586 That sounds crazy, but I value our friendship that much. 337 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,587 Me too. 338 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,011 Wait. What surprise did you plan? 339 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,595 Mon amie... 340 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,765 I'm taking you to Paris... 341 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,018 Hotel in Las Vegas. 342 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,520 Please tell me they have a buffet. 343 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,105 They have deux. 344 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,652 I know we have The Jungle Cruise. 345 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,280 There's copies in the back. Give me a sec. 346 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,073 Anything with The Rock in it. 347 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,286 Something for the kids, and for Mommy when she's in the tub later. 348 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,748 You might want to skip the Paul Giamatti scenes, tub wise. 349 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,749 Or I might not. 350 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,753 Here we are. [whispers] Bills, go. 351 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:49,051 ♪ Can somebody tell me How to get things back ♪ 352 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:53,722 ♪ The way they used to be? ♪ 353 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,434 ♪ Oh, God, give me a reason ♪ 354 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:02,564 ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪ 355 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,815 Oh, my God. 356 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,944 Goose... I know I've made mistakes. 357 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,948 But I love you more than anything on this Earth, 358 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,700 and I want to prove it to you. 359 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:14,659 So... 360 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,370 Um... [clears throat] 361 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,665 What do you say we put our past behind us for good? 362 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:25,712 Will you make me the happiest man in the world, and remarry me? 363 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:31,760 No. 364 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:34,846 I'm sorry? 365 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,851 Should we still do "I'll Make Love To You"? 366 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,777 What? No, Jungle Cruise? 367 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,487 Oh, no. We're out. 368 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,490 Um, I'll see you later. 369 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,576 Looking forward to our date, boyfriend. 370 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,036 Me too, Eliza. 371 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:03,667 Um, not Eliza. I meant Lena. Lena. 372 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,586 Yeah, Lena. 373 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,881 I think I'm getting the full picture here. 374 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,884 -Just-- Wait, I-- -Maybe we should cancel tonight. 375 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,761 No, come on. Lena. 376 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,471 This seems like a bad time, 377 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:20,642 I know, but I'm looking for a movie about a pig, but not Babe. 378 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,477 It's too big a city. 379 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,688 -I... -Okay. 380 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,656 Dude, you can't smoke in here. What are you doing? 381 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,950 [Stevie] Come on. Be cool, man. 382 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,452 Whatever, do what you want. I don't care. 383 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:44,082 [laughs] Oh, man, was it a mistake for me to come here. 384 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,211 I'm a joke. People just came here to make fun of me. 385 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,631 They're all, "Let's all laugh at the sad guy with rosacea 386 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:55,552 who once got escorted off the Nash Bridges set by cop extras." 387 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,970 I know what you mean. 388 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,181 I mean, not specifically that but... 389 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,809 I just found out I didn't get into this film program 390 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,103 which had been my lifelong dream. 391 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,105 Didn't even consider I could get rejected. 392 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:11,193 You want to know something, kid? Hollywood is filled with rejection. 393 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,154 Even Speven Stielberg got rejected from USC. 394 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,907 You think I got But I'm Too Young to be Santa 395 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,283 on the first try? 396 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,870 No. Their first choice died in a grape juice commercial. 397 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,582 Hollywood crushes dreams. Okay? 398 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,542 Welcome to the club, kid. 399 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,586 You're a Hollywood filmmaker now. 400 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,297 Huh. 401 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,758 -Thanks, man. -You're welcome. 402 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,551 Okay, good night. 403 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,429 Hannah, can we get some water? 404 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,640 It's really a no? 405 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:46,102 Can the Jingle Ballers not be here for this? 406 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,229 Jingle Bills. 407 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,523 You still owe us the other half. 408 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,484 Can we settle this later, Bill? 409 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,616 I gotta be honest, I did not see this coming. 410 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,035 I thought I've been doing everything right. 411 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:02,953 You have been. 412 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:08,500 But doing a bunch of little things right 413 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,419 doesn't cancel out the big thing you did wrong. 414 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,505 That's what this is about. 415 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,090 No. 416 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,844 Not entirely, I don't think. 417 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,265 It's not like we didn't have problems before you cheated, 418 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,934 that was probably why you cheated. 419 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,353 I don't know how to respond to that. 420 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,439 This, us... 421 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,027 it just doesn't feel right anymore. 422 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,905 It was one thing when we were giving it a go for Ali, 423 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,491 but she's an adult now with her own life. 424 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,870 And we owe it to her and to ourselves to... 425 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,081 try to be happy. 426 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,501 But what if being with you makes me happy? 427 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,545 I have feelings for someone else. 428 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,297 What? 429 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,257 Since when? 430 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,508 I don't know. 431 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,013 Maybe a few weeks, maybe... 432 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,307 Timmy? 433 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,145 I'm sorry. 434 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,064 I have to go. 435 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,237 -[woman 1] What are you doing? -[woman 2] Give me that. 436 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,824 Get your hands off my Snow Buddies. We have a long drive home. 437 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,036 That is the only thing keeping my kids from chewing through their seat belts. 438 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,332 Hey, there's plenty other movies that kids love, like... Unfaithful. 439 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,916 Diane Lane is electric in this. 440 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,586 I need Snow Buddies for my kids. They're "snow" cool. 441 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,212 Hey, we need to talk. 442 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,797 -Now's not the best time. -I know. 443 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,342 But what you saw back there made me realize something, 444 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,510 and it's really important I say it out loud. 445 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:43,762 Hey, man. 446 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:47,098 You probably get this a whole lot but I'm a big fan. 447 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,517 Celebrity Grappling got me through some tough times. 448 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,935 Would you mind signing this? 449 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,147 And what was it like to scissor kick Emmanuel Lewis? 450 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,484 Hilarious. That's not a chapter of my life I'm proud of. 451 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:01,613 I only did it because I was low on cash and me and Emmanuel have beef. Excuse me. 452 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,448 -Thank you. Okay. -Hey. Hey. 453 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,367 -Excuse me, man. -Whoa, whoa, whoa! 454 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:09,537 -I will give you $100 for this DVD. -I'll give you the contents of my purse. 455 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,998 Could be nothing of value or several things of value. 456 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,083 Storage Wars style. 457 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,043 -[Timmy] Yeah, no thank you. -[Percy] Come on. 458 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,212 Don't be like that. You can't be embarrassed. 459 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:20,715 You are the man who grappled the hell out of Tonya Harding. 460 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,217 And she deserved that. 461 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,053 I get it. This is a roast. You're roasting me. 462 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,430 Timmy. We've known each other so long, 463 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:31,017 and I want to end the pattern-- I'm tired of having doubts. 464 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,436 -No need for violence. -Let me have it! 465 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,897 I don't want to talk about Celebrity Grappling, okay? 466 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,567 If you want to talk about one of my films in the Lil' Stevie Cinematic Universe, 467 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,735 I would love that. 468 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:45,240 Hey, I'm not one of those inbred dogs from earlier, I'm a real fan. 469 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,075 You are making fun of me! 470 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,160 [rock music playing] 471 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,204 -[Timmy] Whoa, whoa, whoa! -[customers screaming] 472 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,414 [Timmy] What's happening? 473 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,088 Hey, come on, no. Guys. 474 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,507 Not Buscemi. 475 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,092 Stop, please. 476 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,844 [groans] 477 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,513 Where's Thimble? 478 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,848 [Timmy] Come on, please stop. 479 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:13,017 Hey, that's my whole week you got in your hands, man. 480 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:14,936 Not cool, bro. 481 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,690 I can't die a virgin. 482 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,275 Who are all these people? 483 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,527 I'm Tad from Ohio. I'm a Scorpio. 484 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:30,910 To hell with Blockbuster! 485 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,625 So, on the bright side, you got pretty riled up 486 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,919 when Lil' Stevie sucker punched me, 487 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,715 almost as if you kind of cared about your old dad. 488 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,301 -Of course I do. -[chuckles] 489 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,720 Why did you get so pissed earlier? 490 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:49,888 Out of nowhere. 491 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,348 When I thought things were good for us. 492 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,685 Because I care about this stupid place for some reason, 493 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,980 and I was mad when Stevie was ruining everything and... 494 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,773 I took it out on you 495 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,568 'cause they say you take things out on those closest to you. 496 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,196 And I guess that's you or whatever. 497 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,405 Or whatever. 498 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,327 You know something? 499 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,748 That right there was the best part of my year. 500 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,169 ["Cool Again" playing] 501 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:35,558 ♪ I feel like this is a bad one Racked up too many mistakes... ♪ 502 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:41,981 It's gonna be okay. We can clean up. Get everyone to pitch in and we'll keep-- 503 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,233 What's the point? 504 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:48,863 I put everything I had into this cursed monkey paw of a store 505 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:51,491 because it's the only place that's ever felt like home. 506 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,244 The only place I ever felt like I belonged, 507 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,996 and it's not either of those things anymore. 508 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,833 There's a reason over 9,000 Blockbusters have closed. 509 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,795 I was an idiot to think this would be different. 510 00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:07,465 I'm done. 511 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,259 Done caring about anything. 512 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,261 I'm not buying another reindeer. 513 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,893 I still don't know what that means. 514 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:24,899 [Aaron on video] Timmy? 515 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:26,693 [Eliza] I'm sorry. 516 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:28,278 Oh, my God. 517 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:34,576 ♪ Had my heart for over three years Don't think you understand ♪ 518 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:39,664 ♪ Probably take double that to see clear Keeping up, being part of my plan ♪ 519 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:44,127 ♪ Oh, you don't know ♪ 520 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,547 ♪ How this goes ♪ 521 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,174 ♪ If I'm being honest, yeah ♪ 522 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:55,555 ♪ It might take a little longer For us to be cool again ♪ 523 00:25:55,638 --> 00:26:01,477 ♪ It might take a little longer For us to be cool again ♪ 524 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:04,147 ♪ I know I said We'll be fine ♪ 525 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,608 ♪ But that was then And it's a lie ♪ 526 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:12,655 ♪ It might take a little longer For us to be cool, cool, again ♪