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{\an8}May I remind you
that list item number 301
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is "Throw a Cool Party."
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Why are you giving kids
batteries?
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Double A's give toys life!
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And come on,
this is so cool.
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There's a Birdhouse
Decorating Station,
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a Conversation Corner...
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I nailed it!
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Oof. Why is
the vibe so somber?
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Oh, no, is this an intervention?
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I can quit Dingles
any time I want!
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Scott, this is my cool party.
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Now, do me a favor
and enter the yard again.
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I wanna practice
the optimal party flow...
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which I've subtly marked
for your convenience.
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Step one... name tags!
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Cringe.
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Flow, Scott, flow!
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I don't know why you're
so confident this will work.
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I'm guaranteed
to have a cool party
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because I invited the coolest
kid in school, Genesis.
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Genesis?
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That's a big get! Heh.
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Now, which arrow
will point me towards fun?
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That one.
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Hey, Genesis automatically
makes anything cool,
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so as long as she comes,
I'm golden.
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And, heh, not to brag,
but she seemed
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pretty into it
when I invited her...
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Hey, Genesis?
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I'm throwing
a party on Saturday,
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and it would mean a lot
if you were there.
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I mean, I know
we're not super close,
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but for what it's worth,
I think you're confident
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and stylish
and just plain rad.
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I know that's random,
but I think
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society needs
more unprompted compliments.
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Huh?
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Uh, party, Saturday,
no worries if not!
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Huh?
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You poor, sweet fool.
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My first guest!
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Welcome!
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Oh. It's you. Hi, A.C.
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Gee, what
a well-attended party.
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This crowd must be
breaking fire codes,
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someone call
the Fire Marshall! Heh.
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He'll be working overtime,
after that sick burn.
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A.C., you weren't even invited--
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Well, I may as well
hang around.
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You clearly need the company.
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Hey, you're welcome!
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Let's get
this shindig started!
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Becker, why are you
in my hedges?
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Timed it so I could mooch off
someone else's entrance.
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Heh, I'd never show up first
to a party.
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Major dork alert.
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Speaking of which,
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did that guy bring a thermos?
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- Is that...?
- Onion soup.
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It's not to share.
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Okaaaay.
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Where are the soup spoons?
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Hi, party people! Heh.
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Do you all mind coming
back in from that side
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for the sake of party flow?
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Trust me, one wrong step
and you'll be like,
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"Whoa, this party is whack!"
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Yeah, like that's the reason
this party is whack.
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Nobody's using
your name tags.
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The birdhouses are untouched.
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And the
Conversation Corner is...
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Should we... talk?
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Talking is for people
in their 30s.
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Let's just text
each other memes.
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Ugh, this party reeks!
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I'm gonna go
blow stuff up.
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...things.
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Oh, no, I'm losing them!
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Wait!
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I have the perfect solution.
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Bye, sophisticated jazz.
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Hello, upbeat marimba jazz!
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Scale of 1-10,
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how cool
is this party, people?
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Ten!
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Ten's the least cool, right?
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Your music
is giving me anxiety.
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Hailey, I just realized
what your party reminds me of!
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I have this recurring
stress nightmare--
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Ugh! This is a huge fail!
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What should I do?
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Genesis! You actually came!
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Wanna decorate a birdhouse?
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A cottage?
Perhaps a birdy bungalow?
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Heh. You're spoiled
for choice!
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Everything I see is boring.
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Ouch.
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Lucky for you,
I brought some stuff
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to make this place poppin'.
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X-Treme soda.
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My parents said
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a kid in Solana Beach drank
a can of that,
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and his head exploded.
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Honey, they just
don't want you to try it.
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{\an8}And once
we're really amped up...
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Kissy Kards.
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Isn't that rated OT
for Older Teens?
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{\an8}I took it
from my sister's room.
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{\an8}She's in college, studying...
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...communications.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho, that is so cool.
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Whatever Genesis wants, I want.
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I still can't believe
you're in my yard.
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Welcome, m'lady!
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I'm so sorry.
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So, how do we play?
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I mean, I've played,
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like, thousands of times, obviously,
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but you should explain
the rules for all the newbs.
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It's simple.
When the spinner lands on you,
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you pick a card.
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Then, you do whatever
it tells you.
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Yeah, you do what the card says,
it's very straightforward.
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And if you pull the Mega
Kiss Kard, you spin again.
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The person it lands on
is who you have to kiss.
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Psst, hey, Hailey.
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This game is exactly
what your "cool party" needs!
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Is it? I think
my wristband was
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just about to turn green...
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You're fooling no one.
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Look, you can kill
two birds with one stone.
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Throw a cool party,
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and use this opportunity
to kiss Scott.
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Wai-wai-wai-wait. What?
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Think about it.
Since the kiss
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will be within
the structure of a game,
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you won't be
betraying Kristine!
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We have to take advantage
of this loophole.
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Beta, that's...
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the most genius loophole
I've ever heard!
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Who doesn't love a loophole?
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They're harmless
and effective.
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Plus, heh, I'm mature enough
for this.
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Older Teen,
Schmolder Teen.
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Great, I'll make sure you pull
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the Mega Kiss Kard
when the time comes.
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So, hey,
let's play Kissy Kards!
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Please make a circle
in the A.F.K.A.T.C.C.
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The Area Formerly Known
as the Conversation Corner!
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Ohhhhh.
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I still need a spoon.
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I'll spin
to see who goes first.
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{\an8}The Mega Kiss Kard
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{\an8}is the third from the bottom.
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You... "Reveal a juicy secret
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of someone else in the circle."
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Uh...
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Thad has perfect vision!
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His glasses are
only for fashion.
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And that's
how you play, people.
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Scott, "Every time
someone says
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the word 'Okay,'
take a sip of soda."
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-"Okay"?
- Oh, he said it!
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Sip!
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Ohhh, okay.
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Ah, dang it!
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Lucy... "Of everyone here,
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who would you kick out
of a lifeboat first?"
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Umm...
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I'm sorry. Jonathan!
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What? A.C. is right there!
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You're six months older
than the rest of us,
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you've lived your life!
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"Go into the house
with ear buds...
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and tell the host's parents
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every line we feed you."
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My name is Farty McFart Butt.
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I am the mayor of Fartsville.
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I had a fartcident.
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Can I borrow
a clean pair of plants?
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Ants?
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Ohh, pants.
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Heh, I get it.
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Like I pooped my pants.
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And you didn't even want
to consider private school?
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Overalls...
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"Prank call your crush."
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Uh, my crush?
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Do it!
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Call Sanjay Singh!
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Your crush from botany camp.
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Oh-ho, yeah, Sanjay Singh.
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That kid I...
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told you about that one time.
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Uh, good thing
I remember his number...
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The wireless
caller you're trying to reach--
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Voicemail! Oh, well. I tried!
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Call back and leave
a prank message then.
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We all did our turns.
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- What the...?
- Put it on speakerphone.
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Hello?
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Hailey, it's Sanjay Singh.
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I can't talk long 'cause
I'm in the Alaskan rainforest
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studying conifers.
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Many people don't realize
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Alaska has a rainforest,
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but that's
just the sort of thing I know
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as a kid
who goes to botany camp.
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Okay, talk soon,
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and I'm very real!
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Wow.
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He sounds...
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awesome!
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Don't let
your guard down yet.
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The Mega Kiss Kard
is still in there.
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Good, I was born ready!
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These lips?
Lips of a champion, he he he.
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Murray... "Tell us
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the most embarrassing thing
you ever did."
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Definitely that time I told
your parents I pooped my pants.
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{\an8}I remember.
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{\an8}That was so good.
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The Mega Kiss Kard is next.
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I'll make sure
the spinner lands on you.
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Mega Kiss Kard!
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Okay, spin to see
who you kiss.
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{\an8}Huh?
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Kiss him! Kiss him!
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This was it.
My chance to kiss Scott,
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and it wouldn't mean anything.
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But that's when I realized,
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if I was going to kiss Scott,
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I actually wanted it
to mean something.
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No. I'm not comfortable
doing that right now.
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Booooo!
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Genesis, I'm grateful
you're here,
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but I think this game is...
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a bit much.
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And I think...
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I totally agree.
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A lot of these dares
are downright mean.
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I just thought everyone else
wanted to keep going.
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- Yeah.
- That's how I felt!
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Can we not tell anyone
about my perfect vision?
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You're really brave for
saying something, Overalls.
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This is your party,
what do you want to do?
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"If you were a plant,
which plant would you be?"
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Oh, where do I begin?
I mean...
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Ward Berry did what, now?
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This is a pretty cool party.
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Yeah.
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I knew it would be.
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No, thank you. I brought soup.
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{\an8}♪ Fun times, zip lines ♪
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{\an8}♪ Mini golf
a ferry with karaoke! ♪
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{\an8}♪ Falconry, snork'ling ♪
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{\an8}♪ Chocolate malts ♪
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{\an8}♪ If you're sad
you soon won't be! ♪
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{\an8}♪ On Catalina Island! ♪
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{\an8}♪ The best place
under the sun ♪
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{\an8}♪ Once you ride
our famous Water Weenie ♪
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{\an8}♪ You cannot not have fun ♪
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{\an8}♪ On Catalina, Catalina ♪
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{\an8}♪ Catalina Island! ♪