May I remind you that list item number 301
is "Throw a Cool Party."
Why are you giving kids batteries?
Double A's give toys life!
And come on, this is so cool.
There's a Birdhouse Decorating Station,
a Conversation Corner...
I nailed it!
Oof. Why is the vibe so somber?
Oh, no, is this an intervention?
I can quit Dingles any time I want!
Scott, this is my cool party.
Now, do me a favor and enter the yard again.
I wanna practice the optimal party flow...
which I've subtly marked for your convenience.
Step one... name tags!
Cringe.
Flow, Scott, flow!
I don't know why you're so confident this will work.
I'm guaranteed to have a cool party
because I invited the coolest kid in school, Genesis.
Genesis?
That's a big get! Heh.
Now, which arrow will point me towards fun?
That one.
Hey, Genesis automatically makes anything cool,
so as long as she comes, I'm golden.
And, heh, not to brag, but she seemed
pretty into it when I invited her...
Hey, Genesis?
I'm throwing a party on Saturday,
and it would mean a lot if you were there.
I mean, I know we're not super close,
but for what it's worth, I think you're confident
and stylish and just plain rad.
I know that's random, but I think
society needs more unprompted compliments.
Huh?
Uh, party, Saturday, no worries if not!
Huh?
You poor, sweet fool.
My first guest!
Welcome!
Oh. It's you. Hi, A.C.
Gee, what a well-attended party.
This crowd must be breaking fire codes,
someone call the Fire Marshall! Heh.
He'll be working overtime, after that sick burn.
A.C., you weren't even invited--
Well, I may as well hang around.
You clearly need the company.
Hey, you're welcome!
Let's get this shindig started!
Becker, why are you in my hedges?
Timed it so I could mooch off someone else's entrance.
Heh, I'd never show up first to a party.
Major dork alert.
Speaking of which,
did that guy bring a thermos?
- Is that...? - Onion soup.
It's not to share.
Okaaaay.
Where are the soup spoons?
Hi, party people! Heh.
Do you all mind coming back in from that side
for the sake of party flow?
Trust me, one wrong step and you'll be like,
"Whoa, this party is whack!"
Yeah, like that's the reason this party is whack.
Nobody's using your name tags.
The birdhouses are untouched.
And the Conversation Corner is...
Should we... talk?
Talking is for people in their 30s.
Let's just text each other memes.
Ugh, this party reeks!
I'm gonna go blow stuff up.
...things.
Oh, no, I'm losing them!
Wait!
I have the perfect solution.
Bye, sophisticated jazz.
Hello, upbeat marimba jazz!
Scale of 1-10,
how cool is this party, people?
Ten!
Ten's the least cool, right?
Your music is giving me anxiety.
Hailey, I just realized what your party reminds me of!
I have this recurring stress nightmare--
Ugh! This is a huge fail!
What should I do?
Genesis! You actually came!
Wanna decorate a birdhouse?
A cottage? Perhaps a birdy bungalow?
Heh. You're spoiled for choice!
Everything I see is boring.
Ouch.
Lucky for you, I brought some stuff
to make this place poppin'.
X-Treme soda.
My parents said
a kid in Solana Beach drank a can of that,
and his head exploded.
Honey, they just don't want you to try it.
And once we're really amped up...
Kissy Kards.
Isn't that rated OT for Older Teens?
I took it from my sister's room.
She's in college, studying...
...communications.
Oh-ho-ho-ho, that is so cool.
Whatever Genesis wants, I want.
I still can't believe you're in my yard.
Welcome, m'lady!
I'm so sorry.
So, how do we play?
I mean, I've played,
like, thousands of times, obviously,
but you should explain the rules for all the newbs.
It's simple. When the spinner lands on you,
you pick a card.
Then, you do whatever it tells you.
Yeah, you do what the card says, it's very straightforward.
And if you pull the Mega Kiss Kard, you spin again.
The person it lands on is who you have to kiss.
Psst, hey, Hailey.
This game is exactly what your "cool party" needs!
Is it? I think my wristband was
just about to turn green...
You're fooling no one.
Look, you can kill two birds with one stone.
Throw a cool party,
and use this opportunity to kiss Scott.
Wai-wai-wai-wait. What?
Think about it. Since the kiss
will be within the structure of a game,
you won't be betraying Kristine!
We have to take advantage of this loophole.
Beta, that's...
the most genius loophole I've ever heard!
Who doesn't love a loophole?
They're harmless and effective.
Plus, heh, I'm mature enough for this.
Older Teen, Schmolder Teen.
Great, I'll make sure you pull
the Mega Kiss Kard when the time comes.
So, hey, let's play Kissy Kards!
Please make a circle in the A.F.K.A.T.C.C.
The Area Formerly Known as the Conversation Corner!
Ohhhhh.
I still need a spoon.
I'll spin to see who goes first.
The Mega Kiss Kard
is the third from the bottom.
You... "Reveal a juicy secret
of someone else in the circle."
Uh...
Thad has perfect vision!
His glasses are only for fashion.
And that's how you play, people.
Scott, "Every time someone says
the word 'Okay,' take a sip of soda."
-"Okay"? - Oh, he said it!
Sip!
Ohhh, okay.
Ah, dang it!
Lucy... "Of everyone here,
who would you kick out of a lifeboat first?"
Umm...
I'm sorry. Jonathan!
What? A.C. is right there!
You're six months older than the rest of us,
you've lived your life!
"Go into the house with ear buds...
and tell the host's parents
every line we feed you."
My name is Farty McFart Butt.
I am the mayor of Fartsville.
I had a fartcident.
Can I borrow a clean pair of plants?
Ants?
Ohh, pants.
Heh, I get it.
Like I pooped my pants.
And you didn't even want to consider private school?
Overalls...
"Prank call your crush."
Uh, my crush?
Do it!
Call Sanjay Singh!
Your crush from botany camp.
Oh-ho, yeah, Sanjay Singh.
That kid I...
told you about that one time.
Uh, good thing I remember his number...
The wireless caller you're trying to reach--
Voicemail! Oh, well. I tried!
Call back and leave a prank message then.
We all did our turns.
- What the...? - Put it on speakerphone.
Hello?
Hailey, it's Sanjay Singh.
I can't talk long 'cause I'm in the Alaskan rainforest
studying conifers.
Many people don't realize
Alaska has a rainforest,
but that's just the sort of thing I know
as a kid who goes to botany camp.
Okay, talk soon,
and I'm very real!
Wow.
He sounds...
awesome!
Don't let your guard down yet.
The Mega Kiss Kard is still in there.
Good, I was born ready!
These lips? Lips of a champion, he he he.
Murray... "Tell us
the most embarrassing thing you ever did."
Definitely that time I told your parents I pooped my pants.
I remember.
That was so good.
The Mega Kiss Kard is next.
I'll make sure the spinner lands on you.
Mega Kiss Kard!
Okay, spin to see who you kiss.
Huh?
Kiss him! Kiss him!
This was it. My chance to kiss Scott,
and it wouldn't mean anything.
But that's when I realized,
if I was going to kiss Scott,
I actually wanted it to mean something.
No. I'm not comfortable doing that right now.
Booooo!
Genesis, I'm grateful you're here,
but I think this game is...
a bit much.
And I think...
I totally agree.
A lot of these dares are downright mean.
I just thought everyone else wanted to keep going.
- Yeah. - That's how I felt!
Can we not tell anyone about my perfect vision?
You're really brave for saying something, Overalls.
This is your party, what do you want to do?
"If you were a plant, which plant would you be?"
Oh, where do I begin? I mean...
Ward Berry did what, now?
This is a pretty cool party.
Yeah.
I knew it would be.
No, thank you. I brought soup.
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