1 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:13,263 {\an8}May I remind you that list item number 301 2 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,139 is "Throw a Cool Party." 3 00:00:15,139 --> 00:00:16,975 Why are you giving kids batteries? 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,434 Double A's give toys life! 5 00:00:18,434 --> 00:00:20,728 And come on, this is so cool. 6 00:00:20,728 --> 00:00:22,397 There's a Birdhouse Decorating Station, 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,690 a Conversation Corner... 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,983 I nailed it! 9 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,735 Oof. Why is the vibe so somber? 10 00:00:27,735 --> 00:00:29,696 Oh, no, is this an intervention? 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,823 I can quit Dingles any time I want! 12 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,369 Scott, this is my cool party. 13 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:39,038 Now, do me a favor and enter the yard again. 14 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,666 I wanna practice the optimal party flow... 15 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,335 which I've subtly marked for your convenience. 16 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:48,006 Step one... name tags! 17 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,090 Cringe. 18 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,759 Flow, Scott, flow! 19 00:00:51,759 --> 00:00:54,262 I don't know why you're so confident this will work. 20 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,222 I'm guaranteed to have a cool party 21 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,100 because I invited the coolest kid in school, Genesis. 22 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,476 Genesis? 23 00:01:00,476 --> 00:01:02,437 That's a big get! Heh. 24 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,897 Now, which arrow will point me towards fun? 25 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:06,441 That one. 26 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,068 Hey, Genesis automatically makes anything cool, 27 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:11,446 so as long as she comes, I'm golden. 28 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,032 And, heh, not to brag, but she seemed 29 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,451 pretty into it when I invited her... 30 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,619 Hey, Genesis? 31 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:20,163 I'm throwing a party on Saturday, 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,040 and it would mean a lot if you were there. 33 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,584 I mean, I know we're not super close, 34 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:27,045 but for what it's worth, I think you're confident 35 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,339 and stylish and just plain rad. 36 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,882 I know that's random, but I think 37 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,884 society needs more unprompted compliments. 38 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,511 - Huh? - [music playing on headphones] 39 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:38,389 Uh, party, Saturday, no worries if not! 40 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:39,807 Huh? 41 00:01:39,807 --> 00:01:42,518 - You poor, sweet fool. - [gate opens] 42 00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:44,812 [gasps] My first guest! 43 00:01:44,812 --> 00:01:46,939 [Beta grunts] 44 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,984 Welcome! 45 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,653 [Hailey deflated] Oh. It's you. Hi, A.C. 46 00:01:52,653 --> 00:01:55,490 Gee, what a well-attended party. 47 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,742 This crowd must be breaking fire codes, 48 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,036 someone call the Fire Marshall! Heh. 49 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:03,289 He'll be working overtime, after that sick burn. 50 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,874 A.C., you weren't even invited-- 51 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,793 Well, I may as well hang around. 52 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,544 You clearly need the company. 53 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,505 Hey, you're welcome! 54 00:02:11,672 --> 00:02:12,882 [grunts] 55 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,884 Let's get this shindig started! 56 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,969 Becker, why are you in my hedges? 57 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:19,639 Timed it so I could mooch off someone else's entrance. 58 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,058 Heh, I'd never show up first to a party. 59 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,351 Major dork alert. 60 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,936 Speaking of which, 61 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,021 did that guy bring a thermos? 62 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,731 - Is that...? - Onion soup. 63 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,691 It's not to share. 64 00:02:30,691 --> 00:02:32,402 Okaaaay. 65 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,071 Where are the soup spoons? 66 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,365 [smooth jazz music playing over speakers] 67 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,786 - [alarm blares on watch] - [gate opens] 68 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,663 Hi, party people! Heh. 69 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,998 Do you all mind coming back in from that side 70 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:47,500 for the sake of party flow? 71 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,293 Trust me, one wrong step and you'll be like, 72 00:02:49,293 --> 00:02:51,087 "Whoa, this party is whack!" 73 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,840 Yeah, like that's the reason this party is whack. 74 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,508 Nobody's using your name tags. 75 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,260 The birdhouses are untouched. 76 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,303 And the Conversation Corner is... 77 00:02:59,303 --> 00:03:01,097 Should we... talk? 78 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,099 Talking is for people in their 30s. 79 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,934 Let's just text each other memes. 80 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,229 Ugh, this party reeks! 81 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,897 I'm gonna go blow stuff up. 82 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,483 - [explosion] - [Becker grunts] 83 00:03:12,608 --> 00:03:13,609 ...things. 84 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,027 Oh, no, I'm losing them! 85 00:03:15,027 --> 00:03:16,112 Wait! 86 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,530 I have the perfect solution. 87 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,323 Bye, sophisticated jazz. 88 00:03:19,323 --> 00:03:21,576 Hello, upbeat marimba jazz! 89 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,453 [upbeat marimba jazz playing] 90 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,204 - [phone keyboards clacking] - Scale of 1-10, 91 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:27,707 how cool is this party, people? 92 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,875 Ten! 93 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,376 Ten's the least cool, right? 94 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,628 Your music is giving me anxiety. 95 00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:35,465 Hailey, I just realized what your party reminds me of! 96 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,550 I have this recurring stress nightmare-- 97 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,052 Ugh! This is a huge fail! 98 00:03:40,052 --> 00:03:41,637 - What should I do? - [door opens] 99 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:43,848 [pop music plays] 100 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,642 Genesis! You actually came! 101 00:03:46,642 --> 00:03:48,186 Wanna decorate a birdhouse? 102 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,396 A cottage? Perhaps a birdy bungalow? 103 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,773 Heh. You're spoiled for choice! 104 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:55,276 [Genesis] Everything I see is boring. 105 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:58,196 [both] Ouch. 106 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,864 Lucky for you, I brought some stuff 107 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,657 to make this place poppin'. 108 00:04:01,657 --> 00:04:04,243 Behold: X-Treme soda. 109 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,786 - [all gasp] - My parents said 110 00:04:05,786 --> 00:04:07,497 a kid in Solana Beach drank a can of that, 111 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,998 and his head exploded. 112 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,708 Honey, they just don't want you to try it. 113 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,710 {\an8}And once we're really amped up... 114 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:13,920 Kissy Kards. 115 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,630 [upbeat music] 116 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:19,217 Isn't that rated OT for Older Teens? 117 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,843 {\an8}I took it from my sister's room. 118 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,512 {\an8}She's in college, studying... 119 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,889 - ...communications. - [all gasp] 120 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,726 - [alarm blares on watch] - Oh-ho-ho-ho, that is so cool. 121 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,811 Whatever Genesis wants, I want. 122 00:04:30,811 --> 00:04:33,105 I still can't believe you're in my yard. 123 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:35,024 Welcome, m'lady! 124 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,192 I'm so sorry. 125 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,402 So, how do we play? 126 00:04:38,402 --> 00:04:39,779 I mean, I've played, 127 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,405 like, thousands of times, obviously, 128 00:04:41,405 --> 00:04:43,741 but you should explain the rules for all the newbs. 129 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,785 It's simple. When the spinner lands on you, 130 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,161 you pick a card. 131 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,288 Then, you do whatever it tells you. 132 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,916 Yeah, you do what the card says, it's very straightforward. 133 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:55,461 And if you pull the Mega Kiss Kard, you spin again. 134 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,797 The person it lands on is who you have to kiss. 135 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,257 [nervous stammering] 136 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,591 [Beta] Psst, hey, Hailey. 137 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:04,512 This game is exactly what your "cool party" needs! 138 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,180 Is it? I think my wristband was 139 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:07,848 just about to turn green... 140 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,392 You're fooling no one. 141 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,978 Look, you can kill two birds with one stone. 142 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,354 Throw a cool party, 143 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,690 and use this opportunity to kiss Scott. 144 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,857 Wai-wai-wai-wait. What? 145 00:05:16,857 --> 00:05:18,776 Think about it. Since the kiss 146 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,528 will be within the structure of a game, 147 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,572 you won't be betraying Kristine! 148 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,865 We have to take advantage of this loophole. 149 00:05:24,865 --> 00:05:26,284 Beta, that's... 150 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,744 the most genius loophole I've ever heard! 151 00:05:28,744 --> 00:05:30,162 Who doesn't love a loophole? 152 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:31,872 They're harmless and effective. 153 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:34,292 Plus, heh, I'm mature enough for this. 154 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,085 Older Teen, Schmolder Teen. 155 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,670 Great, I'll make sure you pull 156 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,006 the Mega Kiss Kard when the time comes. 157 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,593 So, hey, let's play Kissy Kards! 158 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,761 Please make a circle in the A.F.K.A.T.C.C. 159 00:05:47,179 --> 00:05:50,308 The Area Formerly Known as the Conversation Corner! 160 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:53,185 [all] Ohhhhh. 161 00:05:53,185 --> 00:05:55,146 I still need a spoon. 162 00:05:56,897 --> 00:05:58,816 I'll spin to see who goes first. 163 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,197 {\an8}[Beta] The Mega Kiss Kard 164 00:06:05,197 --> 00:06:07,325 {\an8}is the third from the bottom. 165 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:12,371 You... "Reveal a juicy secret 166 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,749 of someone else in the circle." 167 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,125 Uh... 168 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:19,837 - Thad has perfect vision! - [gasps] 169 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,672 His glasses are only for fashion. 170 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,049 [all gasp] 171 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:27,303 And that's how you play, people. 172 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,596 [dramatic music plays] 173 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,771 Scott, "Every time someone says 174 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,981 the word 'Okay,' take a sip of soda." 175 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,025 -"Okay"? - Oh, he said it! 176 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,193 - Sip! - [A.C. laughs] 177 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,861 Ohhh, okay. 178 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,363 Ah, dang it! 179 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,741 [dramatic music] 180 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,579 [groans] 181 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,791 Lucy... "Of everyone here, 182 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,709 who would you kick out of a lifeboat first?" 183 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,378 Umm... 184 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,463 I'm sorry. Jonathan! 185 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,924 What? A.C. is right there! 186 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,550 You're six months older than the rest of us, 187 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:07,968 you've lived your life! 188 00:07:07,968 --> 00:07:09,512 [Jonathan groans] 189 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,805 [dramatic music] 190 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:15,309 [sniffs] 191 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:19,021 "Go into the house with ear buds... 192 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,523 [over ear buds] and tell the host's parents 193 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,067 every line we feed you." 194 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,152 My name is Farty McFart Butt. 195 00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:27,446 I am the mayor of Fartsville. 196 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,739 I had a fartcident. 197 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:31,075 Can I borrow a clean pair of plants? 198 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,576 - [chatter over ear buds] - Ants? 199 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:34,745 - [chatter over ear buds] - Ohh, pants. 200 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,539 Heh, I get it. 201 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,666 Like I pooped my pants. 202 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:44,004 And you didn't even want to consider private school? 203 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:46,674 [all laughing] 204 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,639 [Genesis] Overalls... 205 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,392 "Prank call your crush." 206 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,060 Uh, my crush? 207 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:00,229 Do it! 208 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,814 Call Sanjay Singh! 209 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,315 Your crush from botany camp. 210 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:06,652 Oh-ho, yeah, Sanjay Singh. 211 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:07,903 That kid I... 212 00:08:07,903 --> 00:08:09,363 told you about that one time. 213 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,574 Uh, good thing I remember his number... 214 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,993 [keypad beeping] 215 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,078 - [line ringing] - [out of service chime sounds] 216 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,288 [computer voice] The wireless caller you're trying to reach-- 217 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,998 Voicemail! Oh, well. I tried! 218 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,791 Call back and leave a prank message then. 219 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,084 We all did our turns. 220 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,502 [phone vibrating and ringing] 221 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:26,213 - What the...? - Put it on speakerphone. 222 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:27,882 - [phone beeps on] - Hello? 223 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,842 [Sanjay on phone] Hailey, it's Sanjay Singh. 224 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,511 I can't talk long 'cause I'm in the Alaskan rainforest 225 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,263 studying conifers. 226 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,431 [in Sanjay voice] Many people don't realize 227 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,099 Alaska has a rainforest, 228 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,018 but that's just the sort of thing I know 229 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,771 as a kid who goes to botany camp. 230 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,606 Okay, talk soon, 231 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,357 and I'm very real! 232 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:47,485 Wow. 233 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,069 He sounds... 234 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:50,571 awesome! 235 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,031 Don't let your guard down yet. 236 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,700 The Mega Kiss Kard is still in there. 237 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,494 Good, I was born ready! 238 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,079 These lips? Lips of a champion, he he he. 239 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,126 Murray... "Tell us 240 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,629 the most embarrassing thing you ever did." 241 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,132 Definitely that time I told your parents I pooped my pants. 242 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,426 [laughter] 243 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,511 {\an8}[A.C.] I remember. 244 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,346 {\an8}That was so good. 245 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,264 [quietly] The Mega Kiss Kard is next. 246 00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:19,183 I'll make sure the spinner lands on you. 247 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,860 [Genesis] Mega Kiss Kard! 248 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,237 [all gasp] 249 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,532 Okay, spin to see who you kiss. 250 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,866 {\an8}[intense music plays] 251 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,701 [Beta grunts] 252 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:41,997 {\an8}[Scott gasps] 253 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:44,792 {\an8}[Scott] Huh? 254 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,794 [squawking and struggling] 255 00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:57,054 [slow music plays] 256 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,058 [all chanting] Kiss him! Kiss him! 257 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,893 [Hailey] This was it. My chance to kiss Scott, 258 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,937 and it wouldn't mean anything. 259 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,731 But that's when I realized, 260 00:10:07,731 --> 00:10:09,316 if I was going to kiss Scott, 261 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:11,944 I actually wanted it to mean something. 262 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,405 No. I'm not comfortable doing that right now. 263 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,906 Booooo! 264 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,950 Genesis, I'm grateful you're here, 265 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,660 but I think this game is... 266 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,036 a bit much. 267 00:10:21,036 --> 00:10:22,371 [all gasp] 268 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,040 And I think... 269 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,667 I totally agree. 270 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,335 [all exclaim in surprise] 271 00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:30,421 A lot of these dares are downright mean. 272 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,923 I just thought everyone else wanted to keep going. 273 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,300 - Yeah. - That's how I felt! 274 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,176 Can we not tell anyone about my perfect vision? 275 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:38,971 You're really brave for saying something, Overalls. 276 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,515 This is your party, what do you want to do? 277 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,350 [instrumental pop music playing] 278 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,144 [lively chattering] 279 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,105 [giggles] 280 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,320 "If you were a plant, which plant would you be?" 281 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,280 Oh, where do I begin? I mean... 282 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,616 Ward Berry did what, now? 283 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,868 This is a pretty cool party. 284 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,578 - [watch notification chiming] - Yeah. 285 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,204 I knew it would be. 286 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:07,291 No, thank you. 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