1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,753 [Beta] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:06,006 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,716 Me? 4 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,427 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 5 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,721 [Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,306 ♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,726 ♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,520 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,939 [Hailey] ♪ Win first place For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 10 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,025 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,443 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 12 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,737 - Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? 13 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,655 - [Scott screams] - [garbage can clatters] 14 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:31,906 {\an8}[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 15 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,450 {\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 16 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,370 {\an8}[razor buzzing] 17 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,009 [cackles] 18 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,302 Is it that good? 19 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,679 - [laughing] - Hey, I did it! 20 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,639 I guess technically the list item was, 21 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,058 "learn to give a haircut," 22 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,768 not "learn to give a good haircut." 23 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,229 Ha ha! I've seen better hair in a shower drain! 24 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:04,606 [cackles] 25 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,066 Oh, it can't be that bad. 26 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,610 Let me just check Ol' Reflecty here. 27 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,112 That's my pocket mirror I keep with me at all times. 28 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,448 Just wish she was a little smaller 29 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,450 so she'd fit in my pocket better, 30 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,035 but hey, what can you do? 31 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,412 I mean, you could buy a smaller mirror. 32 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,538 [Beta] I can't stop it! 33 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:21,998 [shrieks] 34 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,292 You look like you went to Stupid-Cuts 35 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,835 and got the special. 36 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,129 Quick, before it's too late! 37 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,423 Push the undo button so it'll put my beautiful hair back! 38 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,718 Yeah, sorry, but machines don't come with an undo button, Scott. 39 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,097 Your hair looks like it wrestled a Weedwacker, 40 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,389 and lost! 41 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,768 You know what? This is fine. 42 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,520 It's all about how you style it. 43 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,524 [gasps] How did... 44 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:50,151 Oh, man, I had so many more. 45 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,112 You know, I've kind of been getting 46 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,072 the short end of list items lately. 47 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,324 This haircut, the sunburn one, 48 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,784 the wrestling one we did immediately 49 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,327 after the sunburn one. 50 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,745 [scoffs] Scott, come on, 51 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,789 we do stuff you like all the time. 52 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,249 Like when we, uh... 53 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,711 It's taking you a really long time to think of-- 54 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,296 Okay, you're right. 55 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,382 I have putting my stuff ahead of yours lately. 56 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,551 Mostly because I'm supposed to save the future of the world, 57 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,969 but I get it. 58 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,428 You're my best friend, Scott, 59 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:19,848 so today we're gonna do whatever you want. 60 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,559 [gasps] A Day of Scott? 61 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,602 Yeah. Scott's big day! 62 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,396 I prefer "A Day of Scott." 63 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,106 Okay. First decision made. 64 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,775 I know, let's do something from my list. 65 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,653 [Hailey] So when Scott found out about my list, 66 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,488 he started making his own. 67 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,615 No one asked him to, and we've never completed 68 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,118 any of his items because they're all very... 69 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,580 Number 4: Count every grain of sand. 70 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,332 - ...very Scott. - Ooh, number 17: 71 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,169 Watch two monster kaiju fight in real life. 72 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,963 Number 37: Pull a hat out of a rabbit. 73 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,464 We like that one? 74 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,133 Okay, okay, what about this? 75 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,927 Number 67: ghost sandwich. 76 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:00,638 What does that even mean? 77 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,515 What do you think it means? 78 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,059 Scott, these are... great. 79 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:06,853 - They're just a tad-- - Idiotic. 80 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,104 [electronic pulse] 81 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,898 Hailey, I gotta make this quick. 82 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,399 I've got Rolling Stones tickets for tonight. 83 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,610 Here are the gadget blueprints you asked for. 84 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,779 Wow, you gotta tell me your skin care routine. 85 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,364 How do you still look 14? 86 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,117 Because I am still 14? 87 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,619 Oh, crackers! 88 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,287 I totally portalled to the wrong time. 89 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,456 You're whiny teen Hailey. I need middle-aged, 90 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,333 certain-she'll-move-out-of-Reno Hailey. 91 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,001 You're not supposed to invent that machine 92 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,544 for another 25 years. 93 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,630 Take-sie back-sies? 94 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,757 Whoa! Don't use that machine! 95 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,468 Whoa! 96 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,054 The Stones are still performing in 50 years? 97 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,972 Well, I should probably destroy 98 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,807 these future blueprints, I guess. 99 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:47,435 Although a quick peek couldn't hurt. 100 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,604 I mean, I will see them eventually. 101 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,691 Cool, future blueprints! 102 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,985 And a goose. 103 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,029 [Beta honks twice] I'm sorry, 104 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,697 didn't you hear the genius from the future 105 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,616 say not to build that thing? 106 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,909 She said not to use it. 107 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,410 She said nothing about building it. 108 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,038 And I'm the one who invents it anyways. 109 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,707 Present me knows future me would want past me 110 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:13,294 to not let this future present go past... me. 111 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,256 [Scott honking] 112 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,469 Wait, weren't we going to do stuff I wanted to do today? 113 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,638 Oh, right, yeah. Totally. 114 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:26,349 I just want to do one thing real quick. 115 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,059 [Scott honks] 116 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,190 Ugh! So annoying. 117 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,526 I just need lithium calcite to complete the machine, 118 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,194 which you can only get out in the desert. 119 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,988 You know what else is annoying? 120 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,740 When your friend says they'll do whatever you want, 121 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:46,160 but then spends all day doing what she wants. 122 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,581 - I'm talking about you, Hailey. - Come on! 123 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,500 This was just a fun little breakfast activi-- 124 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,628 Okay, late lunch activity. 125 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,297 But the afternoon is young. 126 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,757 Unfortunately, it's been kind of chilly 127 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,342 out here on the coast, huh? 128 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,927 It's 81 degrees out. 129 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,554 Yeah, brr! 130 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,682 So, let's find something to do out in the desert. 131 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,392 Can't be cold for Scott's day of-- 132 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,893 It's A Day of Scott. 133 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,688 Okay, jeez. A Day of Scott. 134 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,399 A-ha! What do you think about this? 135 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,944 - ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪ - ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪ 136 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,238 - ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪ - ♪ Here's the deal ♪ 137 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:25,366 ♪ Our business attorney says We should make it clear ♪ 138 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,118 - ♪ Our dinosaurs aren't real ♪ - ♪ Not real ♪ 139 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,120 ♪ See a T. rex And triceratops ♪ 140 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,873 ♪ Again, they're not real So please don't call the cops ♪ 141 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,292 {\an8}♪ Out in the desert Right off the 116 ♪ 142 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,502 ♪ The best dinosaurs That we're legally obligated ♪ 143 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,379 ♪ To say aren't real That you've ever seen ♪ 144 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,465 ♪ It's just pretend ♪ 145 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,592 Well, it's not on my list, 146 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,677 but after that song, I'm in! 147 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,056 I wonder if they have any real dinosaurs. 148 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,224 Pretty convenient that Jurassic Journey 149 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:53,686 just happens to be right by some lithium calcite deposits. 150 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,564 What? I didn't even notice that. 151 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,567 Oh, yeah? Then why are you packing an earth auger? 152 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,027 Oh, this little guy? 153 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,154 I bring him everywhere, just in case. 154 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,074 Now let's go. I'm sure this show is gonna be awesome. 155 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,743 [electricity crackling] 156 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,203 [roars] 157 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,625 Wow, super awesome. 158 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,169 - [hisses] - Ah! 159 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,587 Uh-uh! 160 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,547 Three tickets, please. 161 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,925 Now you two hop into line, 162 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,260 I've just got a teeny, tiny, very quick errand 163 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,720 I've got to run for a bit. 164 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,222 Is it a surprise for A Day of Scott? 165 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,807 Are you leaving me alone with this buffoon? 166 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,017 Yes. And yes. 167 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,686 I'm just gonna run to the, uh, gift shop. 168 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:42,485 So, what's it like being a phone? 169 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,237 Yeah, I'm not doing this. 170 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,322 System, power down. Forever. 171 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,076 [sighs] Worth a try. 172 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,037 [grunts] 173 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,455 [loud clang] 174 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,334 [gasps] 175 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,086 Lithium calcite! 176 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,005 Yes! I made it! 177 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,841 Wait, what did I make? 178 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:16,227 Whoa! 179 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,645 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. 180 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:21,441 [Hailey screams] 181 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,733 Why would I think that would make it smaller? 182 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,486 [roars] 183 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,988 Ah! 184 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,156 [crackles] 185 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,574 What? 186 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,741 [gasps] 187 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,743 No! Stop that lizard! 188 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,745 [mechanics whirring] 189 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:42,044 So do you enjoy being a phone? 190 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:45,047 I have a silent mode. Do you? 191 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,677 So do you enjoy silence? 192 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:50,803 - [loud rumble] - [gasps] 193 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,973 [roars] 194 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,230 Mega iguana! 195 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,691 Don't worry, buddy, it's all just part of the show. 196 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,110 It's not real. They weirdly made a big deal 197 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,653 about it in the song, remember? 198 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,869 Hey, guys. So that errand I had to do? 199 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,455 Heh. I actually finished making the tech gadget, 200 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,582 but I think I've made a big mistake. 201 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,001 A very big mistake. 202 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,753 Oh, no. What happened? 203 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,087 [roaring] 204 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:28,257 Oh. The giant lizard. Is that it? 205 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,511 - [people screaming] - This is too realistic now! 206 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:36,015 See? I told you dinosaurs were real, Mark. 207 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,018 What did I tell you about building this thing? 208 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,811 I'll try to reverse the polarity, 209 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,522 but you gotta buy me some time. 210 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,524 - Distract that lizard. - Becker always says 211 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,442 iguanas love corn dogs. 212 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:49,111 The one time I don't have any corn dogs on me. 213 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:50,238 [grunts] 214 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,532 Huh? Oh, cool, corn dogs. 215 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,910 - Corn dogs! Get your corn dogs! - Hey, big iguana! Over here! 216 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,828 [sniffing] 217 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,455 [roars] 218 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:02,124 Wow, it's actually working. Way to go, Scott. 219 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,920 Except now a huge lizard wants to eat us! 220 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,421 Way to go, Scott! 221 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,548 [grunts] 222 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,054 Beta? Now would be a really good time 223 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,390 for you to have figured out how to shrink this giant lizard. 224 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,183 [Beta] Yeah, I couldn't figure that out, 225 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,060 but I do have another idea. 226 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,938 [both gasp] 227 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,942 I'm yoked! 228 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,318 [roars] 229 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,112 [Beta grunts] 230 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,367 I promise, this is not what I imagined 231 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,618 for the big day for Scott. 232 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,787 It's A Day of Scott! 233 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,872 Why is that so hard? 234 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,457 [Beta grunting] 235 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,626 Okay, okay, you made a mistake, Hailey, 236 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,211 but we've got to move forward. 237 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,714 Because life is like a pair of hair clippers: 238 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,300 there's no undo button. 239 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,303 - Wait, Scott, you're a genius. - I am? 240 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,723 I'm the one who makes this machine. 241 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,349 And after an experience like this, 242 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,435 I would definitely install an undo button 243 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,729 to undo an experience like this. 244 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,940 Yeah, I don't feel like a genius. 245 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,318 [grunting] 246 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,112 And I'd put that right here! 247 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,326 [grunting] 248 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,827 - Aw! - Cute! 249 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,912 - [hissing] - [laughs] Yeah! 250 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:25,791 Come back if you want another butt-whupping, bug breath. 251 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,127 Beta, thank goodness you're okay! 252 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,712 I'm sorry, guys. 253 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,881 I made today all about what I wanted to do, 254 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,591 which was totally selfish of me. 255 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,343 - I'm sorry I ruined your day. - Are you kidding? 256 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,761 This was awesome! 257 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,846 And I crossed an item off my list. 258 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:42,808 Number 17, "Watch two monster kaiju fight in real life." 259 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,728 Ha! And you said these items were unrealistic. 260 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,147 Wow, maybe I shouldn't have been so dismissive of-- 261 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:51,025 - Ghost sandwich, here we come. - Never mind. 262 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,069 Anything's possible now that we've got this 263 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,237 embiggen-slash-deshrinken ray. 264 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,906 I finally can shrink Ol' Reflecty 265 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,115 to fit in my pocket better. 266 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,367 Wait, Scott, we don't know if-- 267 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,413 Okay, okay, nobody freak out. 268 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,540 We can fix this if we're super careful-- 269 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,626 [glass cracks] 270 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,336 Honestly, we probably shouldn't 271 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,129 have had that future tech anyways. 272 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,090 Yeah, I guess it's for the best. 273 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,883 Now let's get home. 274 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,052 We still have a couple hours left in A Day of Scott. 275 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,553 It's A Day of-- 276 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,639 [gasps] You said it right. 277 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,474 I think I might cry. 278 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,727 Okay, back to the list. 279 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,146 We could turn cheese into milk, 280 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,315 or lock Nicolas Cage in a cage, 281 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,944 or freeze lightning...