[Beta] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can save the world.
Me?
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪
[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪
[Hailey] ♪ Win first place For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh?
- [Scott screams] - [garbage can clatters]
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
[razor buzzing]
[cackles]
Is it that good?
- [laughing] - Hey, I did it!
I guess technically the list item was,
"learn to give a haircut,"
not "learn to give a good haircut."
Ha ha! I've seen better hair in a shower drain!
[cackles]
Oh, it can't be that bad.
Let me just check Ol' Reflecty here.
That's my pocket mirror I keep with me at all times.
Just wish she was a little smaller
so she'd fit in my pocket better,
but hey, what can you do?
I mean, you could buy a smaller mirror.
[Beta] I can't stop it!
[shrieks]
You look like you went to Stupid-Cuts
and got the special.
Quick, before it's too late!
Push the undo button so it'll put my beautiful hair back!
Yeah, sorry, but machines don't come with an undo button, Scott.
Your hair looks like it wrestled a Weedwacker,
and lost!
You know what? This is fine.
It's all about how you style it.
[gasps] How did...
Oh, man, I had so many more.
You know, I've kind of been getting
the short end of list items lately.
This haircut, the sunburn one,
the wrestling one we did immediately
after the sunburn one.
[scoffs] Scott, come on,
we do stuff you like all the time.
Like when we, uh...
It's taking you a really long time to think of--
Okay, you're right.
I have putting my stuff ahead of yours lately.
Mostly because I'm supposed to save the future of the world,
but I get it.
You're my best friend, Scott,
so today we're gonna do whatever you want.
[gasps] A Day of Scott?
Yeah. Scott's big day!
I prefer "A Day of Scott."
Okay. First decision made.
I know, let's do something from my list.
[Hailey] So when Scott found out about my list,
he started making his own.
No one asked him to, and we've never completed
any of his items because they're all very...
Number 4: Count every grain of sand.
- ...very Scott. - Ooh, number 17:
Watch two monster kaiju fight in real life.
Number 37: Pull a hat out of a rabbit.
We like that one?
Okay, okay, what about this?
Number 67: ghost sandwich.
What does that even mean?
What do you think it means?
Scott, these are... great.
- They're just a tad-- - Idiotic.
[electronic pulse]
Hailey, I gotta make this quick.
I've got Rolling Stones tickets for tonight.
Here are the gadget blueprints you asked for.
Wow, you gotta tell me your skin care routine.
How do you still look 14?
Because I am still 14?
Oh, crackers!
I totally portalled to the wrong time.
You're whiny teen Hailey. I need middle-aged,
certain-she'll-move-out-of-Reno Hailey.
You're not supposed to invent that machine
for another 25 years.
Take-sie back-sies?
Whoa! Don't use that machine!
Whoa!
The Stones are still performing in 50 years?
Well, I should probably destroy
these future blueprints, I guess.
Although a quick peek couldn't hurt.
I mean, I will see them eventually.
Cool, future blueprints!
And a goose.
[Beta honks twice] I'm sorry,
didn't you hear the genius from the future
say not to build that thing?
She said not to use it.
She said nothing about building it.
And I'm the one who invents it anyways.
Present me knows future me would want past me
to not let this future present go past... me.
[Scott honking]
Wait, weren't we going to do stuff I wanted to do today?
Oh, right, yeah. Totally.
I just want to do one thing real quick.
[Scott honks]
Ugh! So annoying.
I just need lithium calcite to complete the machine,
which you can only get out in the desert.
You know what else is annoying?
When your friend says they'll do whatever you want,
but then spends all day doing what she wants.
- I'm talking about you, Hailey. - Come on!
This was just a fun little breakfast activi--
Okay, late lunch activity.
But the afternoon is young.
Unfortunately, it's been kind of chilly
out here on the coast, huh?
It's 81 degrees out.
Yeah, brr!
So, let's find something to do out in the desert.
Can't be cold for Scott's day of--
It's A Day of Scott.
Okay, jeez. A Day of Scott.
A-ha! What do you think about this?
- ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪ - ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪
- ♪ Here's the deal ♪
♪ Our business attorney says We should make it clear ♪
- ♪ Our dinosaurs aren't real ♪ - ♪ Not real ♪
♪ See a T. rex And triceratops ♪
♪ Again, they're not real So please don't call the cops ♪
♪ Out in the desert Right off the 116 ♪
♪ The best dinosaurs That we're legally obligated ♪
♪ To say aren't real That you've ever seen ♪
♪ It's just pretend ♪
Well, it's not on my list,
but after that song, I'm in!
I wonder if they have any real dinosaurs.
Pretty convenient that Jurassic Journey
just happens to be right by some lithium calcite deposits.
What? I didn't even notice that.
Oh, yeah? Then why are you packing an earth auger?
Oh, this little guy?
I bring him everywhere, just in case.
Now let's go. I'm sure this show is gonna be awesome.
[electricity crackling]
[roars]
Wow, super awesome.
- [hisses] - Ah!
Uh-uh!
Three tickets, please.
Now you two hop into line,
I've just got a teeny, tiny, very quick errand
I've got to run for a bit.
Is it a surprise for A Day of Scott?
Are you leaving me alone with this buffoon?
Yes. And yes.
I'm just gonna run to the, uh, gift shop.
So, what's it like being a phone?
Yeah, I'm not doing this.
System, power down. Forever.
[sighs] Worth a try.
[grunts]
[loud clang]
[gasps]
Lithium calcite!
Yes! I made it!
Wait, what did I make?
Whoa!
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
[Hailey screams]
Why would I think that would make it smaller?
[roars]
Ah!
[crackles]
What?
[gasps]
No! Stop that lizard!
[mechanics whirring]
So do you enjoy being a phone?
I have a silent mode. Do you?
So do you enjoy silence?
- [loud rumble] - [gasps]
[roars]
Mega iguana!
Don't worry, buddy, it's all just part of the show.
It's not real. They weirdly made a big deal
about it in the song, remember?
Hey, guys. So that errand I had to do?
Heh. I actually finished making the tech gadget,
but I think I've made a big mistake.
A very big mistake.
Oh, no. What happened?
[roaring]
Oh. The giant lizard. Is that it?
- [people screaming] - This is too realistic now!
See? I told you dinosaurs were real, Mark.
What did I tell you about building this thing?
I'll try to reverse the polarity,
but you gotta buy me some time.
- Distract that lizard. - Becker always says
iguanas love corn dogs.
The one time I don't have any corn dogs on me.
[grunts]
Huh? Oh, cool, corn dogs.
- Corn dogs! Get your corn dogs! - Hey, big iguana! Over here!
[sniffing]
[roars]
Wow, it's actually working. Way to go, Scott.
Except now a huge lizard wants to eat us!
Way to go, Scott!
[grunts]
Beta? Now would be a really good time
for you to have figured out how to shrink this giant lizard.
[Beta] Yeah, I couldn't figure that out,
but I do have another idea.
[both gasp]
I'm yoked!
[roars]
[Beta grunts]
I promise, this is not what I imagined
for the big day for Scott.
It's A Day of Scott!
Why is that so hard?
[Beta grunting]
Okay, okay, you made a mistake, Hailey,
but we've got to move forward.
Because life is like a pair of hair clippers:
there's no undo button.
- Wait, Scott, you're a genius. - I am?
I'm the one who makes this machine.
And after an experience like this,
I would definitely install an undo button
to undo an experience like this.
Yeah, I don't feel like a genius.
[grunting]
And I'd put that right here!
[grunting]
- Aw! - Cute!
- [hissing] - [laughs] Yeah!
Come back if you want another butt-whupping, bug breath.
Beta, thank goodness you're okay!
I'm sorry, guys.
I made today all about what I wanted to do,
which was totally selfish of me.
- I'm sorry I ruined your day. - Are you kidding?
This was awesome!
And I crossed an item off my list.
Number 17, "Watch two monster kaiju fight in real life."
Ha! And you said these items were unrealistic.
Wow, maybe I shouldn't have been so dismissive of--
- Ghost sandwich, here we come. - Never mind.
Anything's possible now that we've got this
embiggen-slash-deshrinken ray.
I finally can shrink Ol' Reflecty
to fit in my pocket better.
Wait, Scott, we don't know if--
Okay, okay, nobody freak out.
We can fix this if we're super careful--
[glass cracks]
Honestly, we probably shouldn't
have had that future tech anyways.
Yeah, I guess it's for the best.
Now let's get home.
We still have a couple hours left in A Day of Scott.
It's A Day of--
[gasps] You said it right.
I think I might cry.
Okay, back to the list.
We could turn cheese into milk,
or lock Nicolas Cage in a cage,
or freeze lightning...