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[Beta] Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person who can
save the world.
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Me?
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Win first place
For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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- [Scott screams]
- [garbage can clatters]
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{\an8}[singers]
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}[razor buzzing]
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[cackles]
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Is it that good?
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- [laughing]
- Hey, I did it!
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I guess technically
the list item was,
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"learn to give a haircut,"
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not "learn to give
a good haircut."
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Ha ha! I've seen better hair
in a shower drain!
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[cackles]
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Oh, it can't be that bad.
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Let me just check
Ol' Reflecty here.
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That's my pocket mirror
I keep with me at all times.
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Just wish she was
a little smaller
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so she'd fit
in my pocket better,
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but hey, what can you do?
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I mean, you could buy
a smaller mirror.
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[Beta] I can't stop it!
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[shrieks]
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You look like you went
to Stupid-Cuts
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and got the special.
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Quick, before it's too late!
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Push the undo button so it'll
put my beautiful hair back!
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Yeah, sorry, but machines don't
come with an undo button, Scott.
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Your hair looks like
it wrestled a Weedwacker,
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and lost!
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You know what?
This is fine.
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It's all about how you style it.
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[gasps] How did...
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Oh, man,
I had so many more.
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You know, I've kind
of been getting
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the short end
of list items lately.
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This haircut, the sunburn one,
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the wrestling one we did immediately
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after the sunburn one.
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[scoffs] Scott, come on,
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we do stuff you like
all the time.
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Like when we, uh...
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It's taking you a really
long time to think of--
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Okay, you're right.
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I have putting my stuff
ahead of yours lately.
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Mostly because I'm supposed
to save the future of the world,
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but I get it.
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You're my best friend, Scott,
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so today we're gonna do
whatever you want.
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[gasps]
A Day of Scott?
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Yeah. Scott's big day!
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I prefer "A Day of Scott."
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Okay. First decision made.
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I know, let's do something
from my list.
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[Hailey] So when Scott
found out about my list,
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he started making his own.
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No one asked him to,
and we've never completed
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any of his items
because they're all very...
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Number 4:
Count every grain of sand.
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- ...very Scott.
- Ooh, number 17:
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Watch two monster kaiju
fight in real life.
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Number 37:
Pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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We like that one?
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Okay, okay, what about this?
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Number 67: ghost sandwich.
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What does that even mean?
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What do you think it means?
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Scott, these are... great.
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- They're just a tad--
- Idiotic.
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[electronic pulse]
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Hailey, I gotta make this quick.
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I've got Rolling Stones tickets
for tonight.
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Here are the gadget blueprints
you asked for.
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Wow, you gotta tell me
your skin care routine.
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How do you still look 14?
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Because I am still 14?
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Oh, crackers!
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I totally portalled
to the wrong time.
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You're whiny teen Hailey.
I need middle-aged,
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certain-she'll-move-out-of-Reno
Hailey.
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You're not supposed
to invent that machine
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for another 25 years.
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Take-sie back-sies?
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Whoa! Don't use that machine!
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Whoa!
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The Stones are still performing
in 50 years?
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Well, I should probably destroy
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these future blueprints,
I guess.
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Although a quick peek
couldn't hurt.
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I mean, I will see them eventually.
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Cool, future blueprints!
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And a goose.
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[Beta honks twice]
I'm sorry,
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didn't you hear the genius
from the future
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say not to build that thing?
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She said not to use it.
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She said nothing
about building it.
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And I'm the one
who invents it anyways.
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Present me knows future me
would want past me
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to not let this future present
go past... me.
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[Scott honking]
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Wait, weren't we going to do
stuff I wanted to do today?
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Oh, right, yeah. Totally.
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I just want to do
one thing real quick.
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[Scott honks]
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Ugh! So annoying.
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I just need lithium calcite
to complete the machine,
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which you can only get
out in the desert.
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You know what else is annoying?
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When your friend says
they'll do whatever you want,
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but then spends all day
doing what she wants.
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- I'm talking about you, Hailey.
- Come on!
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This was just a fun little
breakfast activi--
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Okay, late lunch activity.
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But the afternoon is young.
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Unfortunately,
it's been kind of chilly
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out here on the coast, huh?
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It's 81 degrees out.
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Yeah, brr!
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So, let's find something
to do out in the desert.
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Can't be cold
for Scott's day of--
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It's A Day of Scott.
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Okay, jeez. A Day of Scott.
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A-ha! What do you think
about this?
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- ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪
- ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪
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- ♪ Jurassic Journey ♪
- ♪ Here's the deal ♪
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♪ Our business attorney says
We should make it clear ♪
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- ♪ Our dinosaurs aren't real ♪
- ♪ Not real ♪
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♪ See a T. rex
And triceratops ♪
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♪ Again, they're not real
So please don't call the cops ♪
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{\an8}♪ Out in the desert
Right off the 116 ♪
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♪ The best dinosaurs
That we're legally obligated ♪
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♪ To say aren't real
That you've ever seen ♪
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♪ It's just pretend ♪
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Well, it's not on my list,
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but after that song,
I'm in!
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I wonder if they have
any real dinosaurs.
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Pretty convenient
that Jurassic Journey
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just happens to be right by
some lithium calcite deposits.
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What? I didn't even notice that.
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Oh, yeah? Then why are you
packing an earth auger?
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Oh, this little guy?
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I bring him everywhere,
just in case.
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Now let's go. I'm sure this show
is gonna be awesome.
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[electricity crackling]
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[roars]
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Wow, super awesome.
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- [hisses]
- Ah!
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Uh-uh!
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Three tickets, please.
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Now you two hop into line,
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I've just got a teeny, tiny,
very quick errand
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I've got to run for a bit.
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Is it a surprise
for A Day of Scott?
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Are you leaving me alone
with this buffoon?
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Yes. And yes.
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I'm just gonna run
to the, uh, gift shop.
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So, what's it like
being a phone?
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Yeah, I'm not doing this.
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System, power down. Forever.
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[sighs] Worth a try.
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[grunts]
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[loud clang]
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[gasps]
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Lithium calcite!
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Yes! I made it!
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Wait, what did I make?
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Whoa!
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Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
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[Hailey screams]
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Why would I think that would
make it smaller?
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[roars]
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Ah!
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[crackles]
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What?
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[gasps]
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No! Stop that lizard!
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[mechanics whirring]
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So do you enjoy being a phone?
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I have a silent mode.
Do you?
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So do you enjoy silence?
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- [loud rumble]
- [gasps]
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[roars]
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Mega iguana!
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Don't worry, buddy,
it's all just part of the show.
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It's not real.
They weirdly made a big deal
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about it in the song, remember?
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Hey, guys.
So that errand I had to do?
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Heh. I actually finished
making the tech gadget,
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but I think
I've made a big mistake.
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A very big mistake.
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Oh, no.
What happened?
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[roaring]
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Oh. The giant lizard.
Is that it?
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- [people screaming]
- This is too realistic now!
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See? I told you
dinosaurs were real, Mark.
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What did I tell you
about building this thing?
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I'll try to reverse
the polarity,
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but you gotta buy me some time.
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- Distract that lizard.
- Becker always says
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iguanas love corn dogs.
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The one time I don't have
any corn dogs on me.
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[grunts]
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Huh? Oh, cool, corn dogs.
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- Corn dogs! Get your corn dogs!
- Hey, big iguana! Over here!
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[sniffing]
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[roars]
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Wow, it's actually working.
Way to go, Scott.
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Except now a huge lizard
wants to eat us!
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Way to go, Scott!
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[grunts]
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Beta? Now would be
a really good time
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for you to have figured out
how to shrink this giant lizard.
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[Beta] Yeah, I couldn't
figure that out,
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but I do have another idea.
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[both gasp]
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I'm yoked!
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[roars]
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[Beta grunts]
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I promise, this is not
what I imagined
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for the big day for Scott.
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It's A Day of Scott!
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Why is that so hard?
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[Beta grunting]
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Okay, okay, you made
a mistake, Hailey,
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but we've got
to move forward.
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Because life is like a pair
of hair clippers:
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there's no undo button.
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- Wait, Scott, you're a genius.
- I am?
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I'm the one
who makes this machine.
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And after an experience
like this,
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I would definitely install
an undo button
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to undo an experience like this.
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Yeah, I don't feel
like a genius.
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[grunting]
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And I'd put that right here!
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[grunting]
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- Aw!
- Cute!
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- [hissing]
- [laughs] Yeah!
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Come back if you want another
butt-whupping, bug breath.
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Beta, thank goodness
you're okay!
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I'm sorry, guys.
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I made today all about
what I wanted to do,
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which was totally selfish of me.
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- I'm sorry I ruined your day.
- Are you kidding?
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This was awesome!
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And I crossed an item
off my list.
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Number 17, "Watch two monster
kaiju fight in real life."
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Ha! And you said these items
were unrealistic.
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Wow, maybe I shouldn't
have been so dismissive of--
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- Ghost sandwich, here we come.
- Never mind.
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Anything's possible
now that we've got this
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embiggen-slash-deshrinken ray.
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I finally can shrink
Ol' Reflecty
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to fit in my pocket better.
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Wait, Scott, we don't know if--
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Okay, okay, nobody freak out.
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We can fix this
if we're super careful--
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[glass cracks]
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Honestly, we probably shouldn't
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have had that future tech anyways.
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Yeah, I guess it's for the best.
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Now let's get home.
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We still have a couple hours
left in A Day of Scott.
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It's A Day of--
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[gasps]
You said it right.
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I think I might cry.
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Okay, back to the list.
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We could turn cheese into milk,
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or lock Nicolas Cage in a cage,
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or freeze lightning...