1 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:03,795 Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:06,423 to stop the one person who can save the world! 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,716 Me? 4 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,051 ♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪ 5 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:12,637 ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:15,265 ♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,767 ♪ Use my ear wax to make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 9 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,437 ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 10 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,563 ♪ Win first place ♪ 11 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,814 ♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 12 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 13 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,401 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 14 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,944 Kiss my friend Scott? 15 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,320 Huh? Aah! 16 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,447 Nice bear! 17 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,614 {\an8}♪ Hey, hey ♪ 18 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,283 {\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 19 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,792 {\an8}How am I only halfway done? 20 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,586 {\an8}Ugh, I deserve a treat. 21 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,004 {\an8}Thank you, oatmeal. 22 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,756 {\an8}You're always there when I need you. 23 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,176 Oof. I don't know what looks worse, 24 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,678 {\an8}your tired face or that gruel. 25 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,680 I've been doing a group project all by myself, 26 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,141 because Tina had to visit her sick grandma. 27 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:01,019 So right now, I'm taking a much-needed break. 28 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,439 - To re-grout the bathtub? - What do you want, Beta? 29 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,900 There's an urgent task you must complete right now: 30 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,610 crochet a pillow! 31 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,070 Right now? I don't even remember 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,738 - writing that list item-- - Urgent! 33 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,448 Okay, okay! 34 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,953 Wait, that wasn't even a list item?! 35 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,080 I never said it was. 36 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,998 That is an assumption you made. 37 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,792 Hold my calls. 38 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,959 You are the phone! 39 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,503 You hold my calls! 40 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,131 Hailey, I'm a hog! 41 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,133 I need you to fix my phone! 42 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,969 Yes, sir, my daughter is fixing it as we speak. 43 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:37,305 I assure you, I am not a hog. 44 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,769 You always ask me the same phone questions, Mom. 45 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,438 That's why I printed out detailed instructions. 46 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,690 I don't have time to read those! I'm on a call! 47 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,234 Here. It's easier if you fix it. 48 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,195 Hmm, "Parasites: 49 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,405 when one organism latches on to a host 50 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,699 and depletes it of its energy and resources." 51 00:01:56,699 --> 00:02:00,078 Wouldn't wanna be on the wrong end of that situation! 52 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,082 Thanks for your patience, sir. 53 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,000 Now let me share with you our latest-- 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,752 Oh! Now I'm a puma! 55 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,426 What?! Ugh! 56 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:16,886 So much for me-time. 57 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,639 Hailey, I need your undivided attention! 58 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,890 Of course you do. 59 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,308 You know how Kristine is a contestant 60 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,977 on this season of Hat House? 61 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,938 Well, I've been following her hat design journey, and... 62 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,774 Next week on Hat House, our semi-finalists 63 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,235 will visit their hometowns, where, with the help 64 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,904 of one ordinary hometown friend, 65 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:37,740 they will produce an entire hat fashion show. 66 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,577 {\an8}I'm so excited for hometowns. 67 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,412 {\an8}I get to work with my bestie! 68 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,789 Oh, no. She doesn't mean-- 69 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,419 - Hailey! - Hi, Kristine. 70 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,881 Bestie, are you ready to work nonstop on the best-- though technically only-- 71 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,674 hat show this town has ever seen? 72 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,385 Of course I'll help. 73 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,179 If I want a shot at the finals, 74 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,805 our fashion show has to be perfect. 75 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,182 Where are we on the rainbow purses? 76 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,267 Rainbow was sold out. We got backup options. 77 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,811 Leopard. How are diplomatic relations with the masseuse? 78 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,188 Is he gonna move his station for us? 79 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,148 Working on it. He's ironically uptight. 80 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,359 I needed it done yesterday. 81 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,986 - How am I polling? - Your numbers look good. 82 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,405 When America texts their votes at the end of each episode, 83 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:19,157 you score high, especially on the coasts. 84 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,491 See that spike? That's Maine. 85 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,160 It's the judges we should worry about. 86 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,204 Aurora has been on my keister all season. 87 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,331 Okay, before you leave, count the chairs. 88 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,291 Then make sure the models are clear on the order. 89 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,419 Then recount the chairs. Then organize the swatches. 90 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:32,921 Then-- Can you count the chairs? 91 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,549 Your wardrobe could use a good steaming. 92 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:40,428 A true artist values attention to detail. 93 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,138 Ugh! She gets so in my head! 94 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,390 I need you to stay and steam everything. 95 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,601 Shouldn't take more than eight, nine hours tops. 96 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,770 Oh, and this is what you're wearing in the show. 97 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,773 - What?! I didn't agree to model! - You have to model! 98 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,983 Thalía got pulled away to Milan fashion week. 99 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,944 Here, this is your accompanying outfit. 100 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,112 Really, I don't think-- 101 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,950 That's what I'm talking about. 102 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,703 I think this hem is uneven. 103 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,205 So do something about it! 104 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,540 I gotta do a recount of those chairs! 105 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,792 Yo, Banks! 106 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,253 If you're staying late, grab us some grub! 107 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,463 We want Jetzel's Pretzels. 108 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:18,216 I don't take orders from you or from anybody. 109 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,219 This whole thing is stupid, anyway. 110 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,888 Whoa. Who knew she was so... 111 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,306 cool? 112 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,517 Excuse me, you have to hang 113 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,018 that back on the wardrobe rack. 114 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,311 Hard pass. 115 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,777 Wow, this jacket makes me feel incredible. 116 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,614 As of today, Hailey Banks is nobody's doormat. 117 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,660 Ah! Take everything I have! 118 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,787 Twelve cents and a sandwich punch card! 119 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,747 Oh, Hailey. 120 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:53,001 I didn't recognize you with this new... vibe. 121 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,711 Can I get some advice? 122 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,462 I know Kristine and I broke up, 123 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,256 but ever since she came back, 124 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,258 I've had some strange feelings start to-- 125 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,093 I'mma stop you right there, boss. 126 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,220 Whatever it is, move on. 127 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,346 You don't know how? 128 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,181 Allow me to demonstrate. 129 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,685 Whoa. 130 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,022 Whoa! 131 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,441 ♪ Trouble ♪ 132 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,109 ♪ Trouble's my middle name ♪ 133 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,778 ♪ Trouble ♪ 134 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:23,781 - ♪ T-T-Trouble you can never tame ♪ - Oh-ho-ho, absolutely not. 135 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,287 Hey, Tina. 136 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,747 I've been hard at work on our project. 137 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,333 How's your grandma, hmm? Still sick? 138 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,294 Oh, yeah. Super sick. 139 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,420 Really? 140 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,963 'Cause she looks fine to me. 141 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,340 Listen up! 142 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,674 I'm not taking your baloney anymore 143 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,343 unless it's served to me on a sandwich. 144 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,553 Now, you're gonna finish our project and get us an A. 145 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:49,849 No, A-plus. Understood? 146 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,476 That's what I thought. 147 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,146 We can match! 148 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,742 Quick! I've run the numbers, 149 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,535 and you need to crochet a matching blanket 150 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,371 for my pillow now! 151 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,373 Doesn't sound like a list item. 152 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,459 But it does sound super comfy. 153 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,752 You want a blanket? 154 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,129 Here's your blanket. 155 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,464 Now cheese off. 156 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:26,427 Whoa, where did all this attitude come from? 157 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:29,055 Because it is working. 158 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,015 It's the jacket, man! 159 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,725 As regular Hailey, I doubt myself 160 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,310 and overthink everything. 161 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:38,022 But as Leather Jacket Hailey, I feel so cool. 162 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:39,816 I never want to take it off. 163 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:44,320 ♪ Catchin' those good vibes ♪ 164 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,697 ♪ Sunshine and blue skies ♪ 165 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:50,368 ♪ It's feelin', feelin' Like the world is spinning my way ♪ 166 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,204 ♪ And every step that I take is magic ♪ 167 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,373 Hailey, I'm a donkey! 168 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,667 ♪ I got it so smooth ♪ 169 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,168 Huh? 170 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:02,296 ♪ All eyes on these moves... ♪ 171 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,298 ♪ It's feelin', feelin' Like the world is spinning my way ♪ 172 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,843 Hailey, can-- Hailey? 173 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,554 No, sir, I am not a donkey. 174 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:14,559 Success in hat design requires magnificence. 175 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,561 {\an8}But from today's semi-finalist, 176 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,856 I'm expecting, magnificent failure. 177 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,984 Don't miss this hometown event, on Hat House. 178 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,324 Hailey! I tried to ignore my feelings, but I can't. 179 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,742 There's something I gotta tell Kristine. 180 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:34,662 I don't have time to figure out your life, dude. 181 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,665 My advice? Spit or get off the bridge. 182 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:41,961 What? 183 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,297 Thank you for coming to my show. 184 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,756 The collection you're about to see 185 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:48,342 is a journey through hat history. 186 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:52,638 Every piece is inspired by vintage fashion of the 2010s. 187 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,098 Enjoy. 188 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,853 Like I've always said, 189 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:02,482 a scarf with a hat just reeks of desperation. 190 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:07,069 Quick, we have to 86 the scarves! 191 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,489 That sounds like a you-problem. 192 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,240 Ugh. I'm sorry, Hailey. 193 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,868 I realize I've been asking a lot of you lately, 194 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,369 and I forgot to say "thank you." 195 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:19,457 So, bestie, thank you so much. 196 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,088 Way to stick it to the man, man! 197 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,965 You speak for all of us who are ticked off 198 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,635 and can't channel our energy in a helpful way. 199 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,596 Oh, this is gonna be sick! 200 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,389 - What is? - Well, yesterday you said, 201 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,892 "This whole thing is stupid," and we couldn't agree more. 202 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,977 So, inspired by your great words, 203 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,979 we rigged a way to ruin the whole thing! 204 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:45,525 Paul put an ink bomb in that model's hat! 205 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,904 And that ink is permanent! 206 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,531 Oh, yeah. It is so cool 207 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,282 ruining other people's stuff. 208 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,576 Kristine doesn't deserve this, and it's all my fault! 209 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,344 Bestie! Are you okay? 210 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,554 What happened? 211 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,139 Some people wanted you to fail. 212 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,392 And that's sad for them. 213 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,977 Making other people feel bad 214 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,062 doesn't make you more interesting. 215 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:26,482 I thought it did for a minute, but I was wrong. 216 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,192 When we're tempted to be mean, 217 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:31,571 maybe we should ask ourselves, "What am I really feeling? 218 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,823 Jealousy? Insecurity?" 219 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,742 When you tell somebody, "Your hat is stupid", 220 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,078 maybe you're just hurt no one's said anything nice 221 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,955 about your hat in a while. 222 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,040 Thanks, Hailey. 223 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,084 But maybe this show is stupid. 224 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,087 There's no way I can recover from this disaster. 225 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,672 Wait! There's something 226 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,465 I've been working up the courage to tell you. 227 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,884 Now isn't the best time, Scott. 228 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,094 Yes, it is. 229 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,345 Because, Kristine, 230 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:59,765 I really, really want to... 231 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,058 model! 232 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,143 - What? - Who's-a-what-now? 233 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,020 Modeling is my calling. 234 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,813 I've been practicing all week. 235 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,148 Hat me! 236 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,824 Ooh! 237 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,161 Whoo! 238 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,831 The way her piece comes alive on his head! 239 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,083 It all makes sense now. 240 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,214 Whoo hoo-hoo! 241 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,012 So... what is this? 242 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,308 Thanks to you guys, I made it to the finals of Hat House! 243 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,647 A very bright modeling career is in your future. 244 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,690 - I'd love to help. - No, thanks. 245 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,651 I've already conquered modeling's greatest stage. 246 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,110 And now I'm on to new endeavors. 247 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,820 Oh, hacky sack! 248 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,870 What's wrong, Hailey? 249 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:06,499 It's silly, but I'm bummed the jacket got destroyed. 250 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,292 It really helped me speak up for myself. 251 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,961 You don't need a jacket for that. 252 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:13,798 You've had that strength inside of you all along. 253 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,178 I finished it, just like you said. 254 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,138 It was only fair we split the work. 255 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556 Thank you, Tina. 256 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,478 What's with all the glitter? 257 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,147 This is full of mistakes! Ugh! 258 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,732 Tina, get back here! 259 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,735 {\an8}Glitter does not make up for spelling mistakes! 260 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:38,155 {\an8}Tina? Tina!