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Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world!
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Me?
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♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Teach a cat
to play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
all the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my ear wax
to make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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Kiss my friend Scott?
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Huh? Aah!
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Nice bear!
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}How am I only halfway done?
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{\an8}Ugh, I deserve a treat.
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{\an8}Thank you, oatmeal.
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{\an8}You're always there when I need you.
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Oof. I don't know what looks worse,
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{\an8}your tired face or that gruel.
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I've been doing a group project
all by myself,
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because Tina had to visit
her sick grandma.
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So right now,
I'm taking a much-needed break.
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- To re-grout the bathtub?
- What do you want, Beta?
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There's an urgent task
you must complete right now:
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crochet a pillow!
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Right now? I don't even remember
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- writing that list item--
- Urgent!
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Okay, okay!
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Wait, that wasn't even a list item?!
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I never said it was.
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That is an assumption you made.
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Hold my calls.
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You are the phone!
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You hold my calls!
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Hailey, I'm a hog!
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I need you to fix my phone!
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Yes, sir, my daughter
is fixing it as we speak.
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I assure you, I am not a hog.
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You always ask me
the same phone questions, Mom.
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That's why I printed out
detailed instructions.
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I don't have time to read those!
I'm on a call!
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Here. It's easier if you fix it.
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Hmm, "Parasites:
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when one organism latches on to a host
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and depletes it
of its energy and resources."
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Wouldn't wanna be on
the wrong end of that situation!
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Thanks for your patience, sir.
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Now let me share with you our latest--
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Oh! Now I'm a puma!
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What?! Ugh!
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So much for me-time.
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Hailey, I need your undivided attention!
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Of course you do.
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You know how Kristine is a contestant
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on this season of Hat House?
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Well, I've been following
her hat design journey, and...
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Next week on Hat House, our semi-finalists
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will visit their hometowns,
where, with the help
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of one ordinary hometown friend,
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they will produce
an entire hat fashion show.
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{\an8}I'm so excited for hometowns.
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{\an8}I get to work with my bestie!
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Oh, no. She doesn't mean--
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- Hailey!
- Hi, Kristine.
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Bestie, are you ready to work nonstop
on the best-- though technically only--
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hat show this town has ever seen?
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Of course I'll help.
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If I want a shot at the finals,
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our fashion show has to be perfect.
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Where are we on the rainbow purses?
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Rainbow was sold out.
We got backup options.
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Leopard. How are diplomatic
relations with the masseuse?
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Is he gonna move his station for us?
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Working on it. He's ironically uptight.
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I needed it done yesterday.
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- How am I polling?
- Your numbers look good.
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When America texts their votes
at the end of each episode,
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you score high, especially on the coasts.
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See that spike? That's Maine.
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It's the judges we should worry about.
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Aurora has been on my keister all season.
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Okay, before you leave, count the chairs.
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Then make sure the models
are clear on the order.
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Then recount the chairs.
Then organize the swatches.
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Then-- Can you count the chairs?
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Your wardrobe could use a good steaming.
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A true artist values attention to detail.
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Ugh! She gets so in my head!
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I need you to stay and steam everything.
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Shouldn't take more
than eight, nine hours tops.
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Oh, and this is what
you're wearing in the show.
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- What?! I didn't agree to model!
- You have to model!
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Thalía got pulled away
to Milan fashion week.
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Here, this is your accompanying outfit.
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Really, I don't think--
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That's what I'm talking about.
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I think this hem is uneven.
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So do something about it!
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I gotta do a recount of those chairs!
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Yo, Banks!
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If you're staying late, grab us some grub!
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We want Jetzel's Pretzels.
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I don't take orders from you
or from anybody.
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This whole thing
is stupid, anyway.
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Whoa. Who knew she was so...
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cool?
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Excuse me, you have to hang
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that back on the wardrobe rack.
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Hard pass.
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Wow, this jacket makes me feel incredible.
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As of today, Hailey Banks
is nobody's doormat.
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Ah! Take everything I have!
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Twelve cents and a sandwich punch card!
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Oh, Hailey.
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I didn't recognize you
with this new... vibe.
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Can I get some advice?
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I know Kristine and I broke up,
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but ever since she came back,
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I've had some strange feelings start to--
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I'mma stop you right there, boss.
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Whatever it is, move on.
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You don't know how?
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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♪ Trouble ♪
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♪ Trouble's my middle name ♪
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♪ Trouble ♪
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- ♪ T-T-Trouble you can never tame ♪
- Oh-ho-ho, absolutely not.
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Hey, Tina.
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I've been hard at work on our project.
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How's your grandma, hmm? Still sick?
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Oh, yeah. Super sick.
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Really?
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'Cause she looks fine to me.
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Listen up!
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I'm not taking your baloney anymore
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unless it's served to me on a sandwich.
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Now, you're gonna finish
our project and get us an A.
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No, A-plus. Understood?
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That's what I thought.
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We can match!
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Quick! I've run the numbers,
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and you need to crochet a matching blanket
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for my pillow now!
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Doesn't sound like a list item.
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But it does sound super comfy.
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You want a blanket?
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Here's your blanket.
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Now cheese off.
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Whoa, where did
all this attitude come from?
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Because it is working.
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It's the jacket, man!
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As regular Hailey, I doubt myself
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and overthink everything.
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But as Leather Jacket Hailey,
I feel so cool.
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I never want to take it off.
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♪ Catchin' those good vibes ♪
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♪ Sunshine and blue skies ♪
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♪ It's feelin', feelin'
Like the world is spinning my way ♪
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♪ And every step that I take is magic ♪
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Hailey, I'm a donkey!
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♪ I got it so smooth ♪
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Huh?
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♪ All eyes on these moves... ♪
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♪ It's feelin', feelin'
Like the world is spinning my way ♪
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Hailey, can-- Hailey?
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No, sir, I am not a donkey.
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Success in hat design
requires magnificence.
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{\an8}But from today's semi-finalist,
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I'm expecting, magnificent failure.
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Don't miss this hometown event,
on Hat House.
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Hailey! I tried to ignore
my feelings, but I can't.
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There's something I gotta tell Kristine.
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I don't have time
to figure out your life, dude.
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My advice? Spit or get off the bridge.
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What?
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Thank you for coming to my show.
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The collection you're about to see
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is a journey through hat history.
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Every piece is inspired
by vintage fashion of the 2010s.
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Enjoy.
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Like I've always said,
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a scarf with a hat
just reeks of desperation.
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Quick, we have to 86 the scarves!
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That sounds like a you-problem.
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Ugh. I'm sorry, Hailey.
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I realize I've been asking
a lot of you lately,
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and I forgot to say "thank you."
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So, bestie, thank you so much.
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Way to stick it to the man, man!
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You speak for all of us who are ticked off
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and can't channel our energy
in a helpful way.
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Oh, this is gonna be sick!
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- What is?
- Well, yesterday you said,
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"This whole thing is stupid,"
and we couldn't agree more.
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So, inspired by your great words,
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we rigged a way to ruin the whole thing!
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Paul put an ink bomb in that model's hat!
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And that ink is permanent!
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Oh, yeah. It is so cool
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ruining other people's stuff.
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Kristine doesn't deserve this,
and it's all my fault!
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Bestie! Are you okay?
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What happened?
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Some people wanted you to fail.
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And that's sad for them.
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Making other people feel bad
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doesn't make you more interesting.
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I thought it did for a minute,
but I was wrong.
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When we're tempted to be mean,
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maybe we should ask ourselves,
"What am I really feeling?
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Jealousy? Insecurity?"
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When you tell somebody,
"Your hat is stupid",
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maybe you're just hurt
no one's said anything nice
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about your hat in a while.
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Thanks, Hailey.
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But maybe this show is stupid.
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There's no way I can recover
from this disaster.
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Wait! There's something
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I've been working up
the courage to tell you.
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Now isn't the best time, Scott.
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Yes, it is.
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Because, Kristine,
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I really, really want to...
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model!
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- What?
- Who's-a-what-now?
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Modeling is my calling.
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I've been practicing all week.
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Hat me!
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Ooh!
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Whoo!
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The way her piece comes alive on his head!
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It all makes sense now.
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Whoo hoo-hoo!
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So... what is this?
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Thanks to you guys, I made it
to the finals of Hat House!
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A very bright modeling career
is in your future.
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- I'd love to help.
- No, thanks.
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I've already conquered
modeling's greatest stage.
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And now I'm on to new endeavors.
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Oh, hacky sack!
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What's wrong, Hailey?
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It's silly, but I'm bummed
the jacket got destroyed.
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It really helped me speak up for myself.
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You don't need
a jacket for that.
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You've had that strength
inside of you all along.
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I finished it, just like you said.
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It was only fair we split the work.
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Thank you, Tina.
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What's with all the glitter?
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This is full of mistakes! Ugh!
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Tina, get back here!
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{\an8}Glitter does not make up
for spelling mistakes!
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{\an8}Tina? Tina!