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BETA: Chaos bots have been
sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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CHORUS: (SINGING) Hey, hey, hey!
HAILEY: Hailey's on it!
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Teach a cat to play the piano
Roller-skate all the way to Orlando
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Use my ear wax?
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To make a candle
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CHORUS: Hey, hey, hey!
HAILEY: Hailey's on it!
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Win first place for
World's cutest pet rock
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Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost
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Eat an onion
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Kiss my friend Scott?
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(SCOTT GRUNTS)
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- (BEES BUZZING)
- SCOTT: Bees!
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CHORUS: Hey, hey, hey!
HAILEY: Hailey's on it!
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{\an8}Your Honor, I am here to ensure my client
receives the payment he is owed
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{\an8}for creating a viral sensation
known as Fartblink.
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{\an8}He didn't create Fartblink. I did!
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{\an8}That's a lie and you know it!
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If you were the inventor of Fartblink,
you would have invented Fartblink.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Order in the court.
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A.C., where is your lawyer?
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(CLEARS THROAT) I've retained
the services of the smartest,
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most handsome legal mind
in the whole school.
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(AWKWARD SILENCE)
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Me. I'm representing myself, obviously.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Denoga,
please start from the beginning.
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How did you come up
with your invention, Fartblink?
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{\an8}It all started when the Swag Bros
made a sick announcement.
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{\an8}Hey, all you sick freaks!
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{\an8}It's your boys coming at you
with a sick announcement.
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As the official swag ambassadors
for Photo Dump,
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they asked us to create a new video filter
that can go viral.
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But that's so much work. Gross!
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That's why we're holding a contest
so you can invent the filter instead.
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Oh, swagoo.
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But for real, though, peep this.
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The creator of the winning filter
gets to enter our cash tornado.
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So get hustling
and do our homework for us.
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Nothing can stop you
if you have the right grind-set.
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That was literally beautiful.
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Literally? Thank you.
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{\an8}Contest rules and conditions apply.
One entrant per team.
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{\an8}Upon entry, creators consent
for their intellectual property,
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likeness and overall dopeness to be used
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and exploited by Swag Bros. LLC
in perpetuity.
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Whoa! A cash tornado!
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I could grab so much cash in a tornado!
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While this buffoon is distracted
by another shiny object,
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you have to get back
to list item number 76,
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"Win a Mock Trial."
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That pile of research
isn't gonna research itself.
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I don't exactly feel passionate
about the case I'm arguing.
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Is a hot dog a sandwich?
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Of course a hot dog is a sandwich.
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Anyone who disagrees
is on the wrong side of history.
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(HAILEY GRUNTING)
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Wish me luck.
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And remember, if you ever need a lawyer,
you know who to call.
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- Who?
- Three, two, one.
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Oh, she meant her.
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All right. I gotta get to work.
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Viral idea. Viral idea.
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(GASPS) I got it!
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Don't bother, Scott.
I've been working on an app for years,
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and this is the perfect chance
to show it off.
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Take a video of yourself with my filter.
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Hey-o!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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You've been bugged. Get it?
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No.
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You're using a prank filter
called Fly on the Wall.
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It ruins any video
by adding a fly in the background.
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(LAUGHS)
You see? That fly isn't really there.
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Oh, man! Joke is on you!
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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Hey, I look pretty good.
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Can you send me that?
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Ugh! My genius is wasted on you.
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Okay. What boneheaded idea
do you have anyway?
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Okay.
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Ask yourself, what's funnier than a fart?
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The answer, nothing.
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So imagine a world where your phone
makes a fart sound every time you blink.
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Like a virtual whoopee cushion.
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I call it "The Fartblink."
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(SCOFFS) That's a massive fail
if I've ever heard one.
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- Nuh-uh.
- Yeah-huh. I'll prove it.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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(LAPTOP CHIMES)
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Here's a beta version.
Just whipped it up real quick.
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Blink-powered farts.
Pretty lame, huh? Right, everyone?
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(FART SOUNDS)
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(LAUGHING)
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- (FART NOISES CONTINUE)
- (ALL LAUGHING)
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This is so funny.
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We want our blinks to make farts.
Who came up with this?
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Uh, we did. It's ours. Both of ours.
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Scott, after careful consideration,
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I've decided to lend my expertise
to your little project.
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With your idea
and my super genius coding abilities,
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we'll be unstoppable.
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Wow, A.C. I'm honored you wanna
help bring The Fartblink to life.
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Sure, whatever.
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But hey, drop the "The." Just "Fartblink."
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SCOTT: That was the heyday.
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My vision had come to life.
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And every time that vision blinked,
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I'd hear the hilarious sound of farts.
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And what about the contest?
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Fartblink was named a finalist.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
That sounds pretty impressive.
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It was. We got to attend an award ceremony
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while the rest of the world
watched a livestream.
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They had a top-notch seafood tower.
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Can you elaborate?
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It's like three levels of seafood
with lobster on the bottom,
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then shrimp, then...
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Elaborate on what happened
at the ceremony.
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SCOTT: I wore my best outfit.
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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You're so beautiful.
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I felt good about our odds.
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Our product had fundamentally changed
the local tech industry.
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(FART SOUNDS ON PHONE)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAPPING)
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Good evening! (LAUGHS)
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Me, JT and this classy monkey we hired
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welcome you to the Photo Dump
Sickest Filter award.
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{\an8}Please remember to take home
your swigity swag Swag bag.
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{\an8}JT: It's a bunch of stuff
with our faces on it.
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And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
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The winner of sickest viral filter
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that we didn't have to put in
any work for is...
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(MONKEY SCREAMING)
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We don't understand you, monkey!
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BOTH: Fartblink!
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SWAGMEISTER: Accepting the award
on Fartblink's behalf
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{\an8}is its sole founder and CEO, A.C. Aychvak.
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{\an8}Huh?
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(PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAPPING)
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When I first came up
with the idea for Fartblink,
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people said it would never take off.
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(STAMMERS) But I couldn't listen
because my passion was too strong.
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To all the budding inventors out there,
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stay humble and work hard.
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A little honesty and self-awareness
go a long way.
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Liar! I thought we were friends!
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Time to claim your prize, little dude.
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All the cash you can grab!
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You have 30 seconds. Starting now!
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What are you doing?
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Don't just stand there! You're wasting it!
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Why? Why?
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Turns out, he didn't need the money
or my friendship.
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He'd already gone behind my back
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and struck a big money deal
with the Swag Bros.
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What an eccentric dude.
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Which reminds me, bonus announcement!
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Since Fartblink is clearly
the next big thing in tech,
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we made a business deal
with this little freak.
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No wonder he's not grabbing
any of the cash.
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He already hit it big!
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Do you think you can go
behind my back like that?
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I want what I'm owed.
You better lawyer up.
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I'm coming back for everything!
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And I'm taking two of these.
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- (INFLATABLE GAVEL SQUEAKS)
- (YAWNS)
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And now I will hear
your closing arguments,
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since the Craft Club needs the room.
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I'm counting on you, Hails.
I hope you did your homework.
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I've watched hundreds of hours
of courtroom TV shows to prepare for this.
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Oh, good. I'm not worried at all.
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May I present Exhibit A.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(FART SOUNDS ON PHONE)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Humans, what a bunch of weirdos.
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Your Honor, I know we've thrown
a lot at you today,
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but it all boils down to this.
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He who smelt it, dealt it.
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And A.C. smelled a genius idea,
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and dealt my client an unfair hand.
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A.C. knew he was taking advantage
of someone gullible.
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Someone naive, someone defenseless,
without a lick of business savvy.
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Darn right!
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A.C. never cared about farts or blinks.
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It was never his idea.
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He simply wanted to win,
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even if it meant losing
a potential friend.
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I rest my case.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC ENDS)
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A.C., your closing argument.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Hmm.
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Any last remarks before my final verdict?
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A hot dog is a sandwich!
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Good point.
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The court rules in favor of...
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Scott and Hailey.
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(BOTH WHOOPING JOYFULLY)
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A.C., as punishment,
you must give Scott the payment he's owed.
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- Case dismissed.
- (GAVEL SQUEAKS)
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(LAUGHS) You did it!
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No. We did it.
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I have no problem sharing the credit.
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Whatever. Here's your payment.
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Justice is served.
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What? A measly can of Dingles?
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A.C.: Count it if you want,
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but it's all there,
just like the contract says.
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Contract? You signed a contract?
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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(READING) "Scott Denoga stake in company
equal to the value
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"of one tube of Dingles potato chips,
sweet onion flavored."
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This is why you need to read
everything you sign.
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I did. Paid in Dingles?
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That's better than money.
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All right, fart clowns. I gotta jet.
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I have a very important meeting
with my new business partners.
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Innovation waits for no man.
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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(LAUGHTER)
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- (DINGLE CRUNCHING)
- (SCOTT GROANS)
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The golden dingle.
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What's a golden dingle?
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It means I won an exclusive tour
of the Dingles factory!
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Whoo-hoo! Best day ever!
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Um, team, I think we need to try
to capitalize on the moment.
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I say we brainstorm new features
for Fartblink 2.0.
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Woof! That sounds hard.
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Ugh. I'm exhausted
from just hearing the assignment.
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I need to get my creative juices flowing.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Make a list on the whiteboard?
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It's been so long
since we used the milk pool.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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Whoo-hoo! Best day ever!
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(PHONE DINGING)
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Ugh! How does he always
stumble into success?
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I'll get my revenge
if it's the last thing I do!
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Come hang, little dude.
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Cannonball!
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(A.C. SPITS, GROANS)
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(LAUGHS) I guess now it's a cheese pool.
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What the... (MUMBLES)