1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,502 It's after breakfast Not quite lunch 2 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,421 Time to get that Dingles crunch 3 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:07,173 Dingles da da da da da Dingles 4 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,258 Yum. 5 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,678 Humans, such buffoons. 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:16,725 No one can eat Just a single Dingle 7 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:18,768 Fun. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,770 Except we weren't here for fun. 9 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,939 We were here for justice. 10 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,150 How did two best friends and a bear phone from the future 11 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,861 end up in a tangled web of Dingles and lies? 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,447 It all started with a sack of squash wafers. 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,533 {\an8}Ooh! You went to that fancy grocery store, Eregance. 14 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,535 Did you get my oat balls or nut slabs? 15 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,120 Or any snacks for people? 16 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,039 I got squash wafers, 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,666 {\an8}and this whole bag was only 22 bucks. 18 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,179 {\an8}"Auntie Blands Squash Wafers." 19 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,014 {\an8}Were the pilgrims known for chips? 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,140 {\an8}Who cares? 21 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,935 {\an8}It's organic, which means it's healthy, just like my chocolates. 22 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,731 Mmm. So healthy. 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,150 Scott, look at this. 24 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,322 What do you think that means? 25 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,991 {\an8}"Dingles secret cover up." 26 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,118 {\an8}"Goes all the way to the top." 27 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,954 "Chip Dingle has no comment." 28 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,122 I ran out of air. 29 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,542 It's morning? 30 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,044 Want some breakfast Dingles? 31 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,254 They're bacon and orange juice flavored. 32 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,757 You're eating the tears of beagles. 33 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,427 The instrument or the band? Or the sandwich? 34 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,389 Scott, for the 50th time, a bugle is the instrument, 35 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,515 The Beatles were the band, 36 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,600 and I don't even know what sandwich you're talking about. 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,018 A beagle is a dog. 38 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,978 Oh! Got it. 39 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,565 Although I still have no idea what we're talking about. 40 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,610 What is with all this early morning buffoonery? 41 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,197 Whoa! Hailey, why do you look like a feral possum? 42 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,825 Beta, I found the facts nobody wants us to find. 43 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,827 According to the Chip Truther website, 44 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,621 the Dingles corporation tests their recipes on dogs! 45 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,833 I don't care. 46 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,543 Dingles would never. 47 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,838 And my mom says you can't believe everything you read online. 48 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,590 People post lies about U.F. Dough all the time, 49 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:16,553 saying the pizza tastes like cardboard and Darryl's incompetent. 50 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,180 Yeah, those are definitely lies. 51 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:22,267 Hailey, it sounds like you went down quite the rabbit hole. 52 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,351 Without me? 53 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,019 Do the rabbits all have their own bedrooms 54 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,397 or sleep in one big rabbit pile or like... 55 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,942 There's another meaning of rabbit hole, isn't there? 56 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,861 Guys, it's all true! 57 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,279 I have the proof. 58 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,740 I just heard a dog bark. 59 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,119 There it is again. 60 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,999 Dogs were barking inside the Dingles factory. 61 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,002 That girl, or man, they heard it. 62 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,380 Hailey, I'm sorry. There's no way Dingles would do this. 63 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,967 Did you know every summer they donate skateboards to Babies Without Boards? 64 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,303 Mmm-hmm. How about boys without brains? 65 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,472 I didn't take you two for such sheeple. 66 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,099 Looks like I'll just have to open your eyes myself. 67 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,977 Wait. What are you doing? 68 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:11,357 Adding "Free the Beagles From the Dingles Factory" to my list. 69 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,943 No! You can't add a new list item. 70 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,404 You'll cause a time glitch. 71 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,160 Mmm. I guess you can add a new list item. 72 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,121 Now we just have to figure out how to get into the Dingles factory. 73 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:28,583 I know. Do you guys remember when I found that golden chip in the Dingles tube? 74 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,835 Yeah. That, like, just happened. 75 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:34,672 Well, this chip entitles me to a VIP tour of the Dingles factory. 76 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:35,924 That's perfect. 77 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:39,469 Once we're in there, you'll see. You'll all see the truth! 78 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,931 And that's how we ended up here, 79 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:46,309 ready to expose the Dingles' dirty secret. 80 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,020 Dingles da da da da da Dingles 81 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,313 Yeah! 82 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,192 Thank you. You're too kind! 83 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,986 Uh, did you not like the show, miss? 84 00:03:56,986 --> 00:04:01,449 What Dingles flavor would turn that frown upside down? 85 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,326 The flavor of truth. 86 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,703 Mmm... Truth. 87 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,665 Listen, Chip, I know you're hiding something, 88 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,542 and I will expose you. 89 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,419 After them! 90 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,630 Whoa! Goodness me! Stop! 91 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,508 Oh! You're gonna find out about the... 92 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,971 secret Dingles paradise! 93 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,817 Sheeple, don't be taken in by the... 94 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,319 Only potato tree in the world! 95 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,990 It's the secret behind the Dingles crunch. 96 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,076 Uh, we cook them first. 97 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,246 See, Hails? This place is awesome! 98 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,707 No, this is clearly a distraction and... 99 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,542 What the heck? 100 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,128 That's our sweet onion dust. 101 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,797 It comes from real onion clouds. 102 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,383 Is this real life? 103 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,719 If not, don't wake me up. 104 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,971 And did you know talented artists 105 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,725 {\an8}hand-paint our barbecue flavor directly onto our chips? 106 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,728 And finally, chip lovers, 107 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:15,398 time to take a ride down the Nacho River! 108 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,566 Wow! 109 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:20,194 Scott, you're getting caught up in sweet onion fantasies. 110 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,946 That's what they want you to... 111 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,866 I just saw a fish jump. No. Don't get caught up. 112 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,870 Uh-huh! I knew it. 113 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,918 A doggy door. 114 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,881 Probably for their "bring your dog to work" days. 115 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,633 That would be a food safety hazard. 116 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,969 Nuh-uh. My mom brings our dog to U.F. Dough all the time. 117 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,638 Bucky helps clean the kitchen. 118 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:50,350 Yeah, the less you tell me about your mom's restaurant, the better. 119 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,646 No, no. I got this. 120 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,147 This little door is not for dogs, 121 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,231 it's for fun. 122 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:00,943 I was wrong. 123 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,070 Not fun. 124 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,073 Buffoon. 125 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,618 See? No dogs. 126 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,204 Ha! Yes dogs. 127 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,795 Beta, can you get that door open? We need to save those beagles. 128 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,342 I can, but I'll be in full view of those workers. 129 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,510 I have an idea. 130 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,140 Man, boss is really riding our hides today. 131 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,558 TGIF, am I right? 132 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,810 It's Tuesday. 133 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,146 Yeah. Tuesdays... 134 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:41,150 Good in... factory. 135 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,196 I hear that. 136 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,906 Hey, you guys here to take over? 137 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,159 Does my wife nag me about doing more fancy date nights? 138 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,371 I've been there. 139 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,039 Oh, uh, just a reminder. 140 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,916 This machine has a new overflow alarm 141 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,293 that will ring if the Chardonburnit Mortix capacitor 142 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,087 overfluctuates due to torque pressure. 143 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,131 So don't lift the bracket bar unless it's flashing 144 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,841 or you'll overbalance the steel kern. 145 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,846 So pack 'em and rack 'em, right? 146 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,139 You know it. 147 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,238 Ugh! We need to slow this thing down. Maybe if I... 148 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,244 Aah! You just overfluctuated the Chardongurden Mortox capacitor. 149 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,954 Why would you do that? 150 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,998 Wait. You were following all that? 151 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,584 Beta, everything okay? 152 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:44,213 Peachy. 153 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,052 Stop right there! Security. 154 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,429 Run! 155 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,726 Beta, we need that door opened yesterday. 156 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:59,687 One, two, three, four. 157 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:00,938 Come on. Really? 158 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:04,776 Right in the Dingles. 159 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,652 Finally, the truth. 160 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:07,820 The jig is up. 161 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,697 We know you have beagles in here. 162 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,866 So what do you have to say for yourself? 163 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,621 What? 164 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,832 Hello, Dingles Boss, Dingles Boss. 165 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,042 Me, hello. 166 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:26,380 I told you there was a reasonable explanation for all this. Ha. 167 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,883 Kind of wondering what that is right now. 168 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,594 Hello. Treat. 169 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,804 Hello. Hello. 170 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,058 Oh! I'm too late. 171 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,143 You know our secret. 172 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,896 Actually, we're more confused than ever. 173 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,981 So you don't test on dogs? 174 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,401 What? No. That would be awful. 175 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,487 Flavor testing is my job. 176 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,988 Even when I was little, 177 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:54,408 {\an8}my father knew it was my dream to be chief flavor tester. 178 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:58,454 When he retired, he gave me the job. 179 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,582 He left the boring business stuff to our beloved beagles. 180 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:06,671 Truth is, they've always had a nose for business. 181 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,714 Nose for... 182 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,970 People might think it's kind of crazy to have dogs run our company, 183 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,472 but our profits are soaring. 184 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:17,849 - Spreadsheet. - Profits. 185 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,058 Treat. 186 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:23,020 So, I guess you really can't believe everything you read online. 187 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:26,607 We don't bother addressing the rumors. You know, we're happy. 188 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:30,444 I mean, I wish these dogs would take a break every now and then, 189 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,488 but other than that, it's perfect. 190 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,698 Treat. Treat. 191 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,075 Isn't that right, my little workaholics? 192 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,827 Oh. Who's a good boy? 193 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,079 Hmm. In that case, 194 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,332 maybe I can still free the beagles from the Dingles factory. 195 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,876 You dogs have worked hard. 196 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,961 How about a little playtime, huh? 197 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:48,963 Hmm? 198 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,965 I got this. 199 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,925 Don't you dare... 200 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,888 I wuv you! 201 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,556 Who wants to play? Who wants to play? 202 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,475 Scott! 203 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,146 They can finally use their vacation days. 204 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,230 Scott! 205 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,899 As a token of my thanks... Scott! 206 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:11,652 ...let me offer you a taste of our unreleased flavor, 207 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,363 chosen by the dogs themselves. 208 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,866 A new flavor? Yes! 209 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,785 No, no, no. You stay back. 210 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,370 What flavor is this? 211 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,914 It's called "ride." 212 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,290 Yep, that's it. 213 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,167 I do not like it. 214 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,212 Well, next time I read something online, I'll be sure to check my sources. 215 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,257 But you've got to wonder what kind of sick person 216 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,718 would make up rumors about Dingles? 217 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,731 The future's in my hands 218 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,857 {\an8}World's what you make it 219 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,567 {\an8}Get up and chase it 220 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,986 {\an8}Leaving nothing to chance 221 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,405 {\an8}I'm taking action, making it happen 222 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,866 {\an8}No matter what tomorrow might bring 223 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,702 {\an8}I got the guts to do anything 224 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,913 The future's in my hands 225 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,498 Promise, I'm on it 226 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,874 I'm on it 227 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,918 {\an8}Oh, oh, oh 228 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:14,256 {\an8}Hey, hey, hey! Hailey's on it!