1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,628 [Beta] Chaos-bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:05,297 to stop the one person who can save the world! 3 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:06,798 Me? 4 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,301 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it ♪ 5 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,637 ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,139 ♪ Rollerskate all the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,808 ♪ Use my earwax? To make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,394 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it! ♪ 9 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,688 ♪ Win first place For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 10 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,233 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 11 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,610 Kiss my friend Scott? 13 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,528 Huh? Aah! 14 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,074 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it! ♪ 15 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,036 [microphone feedback] 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,246 [teacher] Students, please take your seats 17 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,705 for today's assembly. 18 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,416 Please also note that Fish Stick Friday 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,377 will now be next Thursday. 20 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,338 We will still call it Fish Stick Friday. 21 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,298 So, I got everything we need 22 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,008 for the Strawberry Moon Owl Habitat. 23 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,843 - The wood, the screws... - The owl? 24 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,178 Uh, no. 25 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,805 But if the habitat's good enough, 26 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,847 the owl will find it! 27 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,516 Then list item number 77, 28 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,476 "Take a Photo with the Strawberry Moon Owl," 29 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,936 will be complete! 30 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,272 Whoa-ho-ho! Cool model! 31 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,190 - Can I move in? - You already did! 32 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,360 Whoa, I look good tiny! 33 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,237 We really have to get this right. 34 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,197 The Strawberry Moon Owl only appears 35 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,907 during a rare Strawberry Moon, 36 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,576 so our window is kinda small. 37 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,286 [Scott] Our window may be small, 38 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,122 but our Scott is super tall! 39 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,749 Tallest person ever! 40 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,380 But yeah, I'm totally on board. [chuckles] 41 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,424 Just not sure why you picked a super rare owl 42 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,217 instead of something easier, 43 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,011 like those pigeons under the bleachers 44 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,887 that are always fighting over curly fries. 45 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,265 [squawking] 46 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,146 Believe me, steering those pigeons 47 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,481 away from a life of aggression is on the list, 48 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,817 but the reason I wanted to get a picture with the owl 49 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,403 is because this one has special meaning for me. 50 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,030 ♪ 51 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,656 When I first learned to ride a bike, 52 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,450 all I wanted was to ride on my own.. 53 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,868 - Ahh! - ... but I doubted myself. 54 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,661 And then, out of nowhere, 55 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,789 there it was, the Strawberry Moon Owl. 56 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,791 - [laughs] - It was like it was calling to me 57 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:08,253 I know it sounds weird, but that owl was there for me... 58 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,964 and it gave me the confidence to believe in myself. 59 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,884 Cool! That's what donuts do for me. 60 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:18,805 [announcer] Oceanside! Welcome to The Puzzledome! 61 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,892 But first, reach under your seats, kids, 62 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,602 for a special surprise! 63 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:27,898 Now, prepare yourself for the world's most awe-inspiring, 64 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:32,986 death defying, electrifying cube-puzzle stunt team, 65 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,739 the Cubix Dudes! 66 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:39,660 White Knight! Steel Teal! Pink Lynx! 67 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,413 Green Machine! Violet Pilot! 68 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,707 And Orange... Guy! 69 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:47,709 Whoo-hoo! 70 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,797 ♪ Like a champion ♪ 71 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:02,140 This is awesome! 72 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,850 [cheering] 73 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,729 So, what was the purpose of doing this during school? 74 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:11,066 I mean, even those unicyclers last week did songs about math. 75 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,235 Remember, kids: Plaque is wack! 76 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,778 Ah, there it is. 77 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,532 "You're my Fluoride or Die, Frailey." 78 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,700 Frailey?! 79 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,617 You're welcome! 80 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,702 Hey, Frailey! I mean, Hailey! 81 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,871 I've been doing a lot of thinking over the past seven minutes, 82 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,457 and I really think cubing's my new thing! 83 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,459 Scott, "cubing" isn't that easy. 84 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,461 - It's a complex puzzle that requires-- - Done! 85 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,713 ...skills you apparently have? 86 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,424 You're a natural, bro! 87 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,426 Well, hello, Mister Lynx. 88 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,845 Allow me to-- Ow! What the beans?! 89 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,388 [clears throat] 90 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,598 As I was saying, Mister Lynx, 91 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,559 you may address my autograph as follows: 92 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,395 "To my most brilliant and tall fan, AC, 93 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,564 who is exceptional in all ways, but mostly in intelligence 94 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,566 and also in height, I humbly bequeath--" 95 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,569 Ah! My hand! It completely locked up! 96 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,822 Uh-oh, looks like Cuber's Wrist. 97 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,825 It's gonna be okay, little buddy! 98 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,410 It's not gonna be okay! 99 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,079 If he can't cube, who will do the show tomorrow? 100 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,415 We need someone with natural skill! 101 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,001 Who also fits an adult medium sweatshirt! 102 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,045 [Pink Lynx grunts] You'll never find a replacement for me! 103 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,840 You think some shlub off the street can do what I do? 104 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,138 - This shlub can. - I think we found ourselves a replacement! 105 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,347 Wait, are you serious? 106 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,099 Of course, we're serious! 107 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,643 Or my name isn't Green Machine! 108 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,562 Is your name Green Machine? 109 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,148 [Pink Lynx] It's Jeff! 110 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:36,776 And your new name is Pink Lynx! 111 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,862 Time for a photo shoot! Let's go! 112 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,865 But, Scott, what about the owl habitat? 113 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,618 I'll still be able to help. Don't worry! 114 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:46,870 I'm worried. 115 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,831 [Pink Lynx] My name is also Jeff! 116 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,293 [grunts] 117 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,172 Ahh! 118 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,423 [yelps] 119 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,550 Hey! Watch it! 120 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,344 You do realize if I get crushed, 121 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,387 you won't have me around to help. 122 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,598 Playing Animal Party and saying "build faster" 123 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,099 isn't "helping," Beta. 124 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,268 If Scott was here, this never would have happened. 125 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,270 He was supposed to be here hours ago! 126 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,690 What's up, squares? Ha! 127 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,693 In the cubing world, that's a good thing. 128 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,862 In the real world, you're a buffoon. 129 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,573 Had a pretty epic day with the Dudes! 130 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,326 We did a bunch of interviews, had a slammin' rehearsal, 131 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,745 and then all crammed into a photo booth! 132 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,705 Took us 45 minutes to get out of there. 133 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,875 Well, I'm glad you're finally here. 134 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,710 I was worried you wouldn't show up to help. 135 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,171 Admittedly, this habitat is heavier than I planned, 136 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,798 but, I mean, what was I gonna do, 137 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,883 not include a walk-in bird bath? 138 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,970 Don't worry, Hales! I'll always be here for you. 139 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,304 Even when I'm not here because 140 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,556 I'm out being a professional cuber. 141 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,224 "Professional cuber"? 142 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,976 Scott, don't get ahead of yourself. 143 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,936 This is just another thing you'll get bored with, 144 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,272 like you've done with so many hobbies over the years: 145 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,357 - stone skipping... - Celery juicing... 146 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,483 Snail racing... 147 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,776 But this is different! 148 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,361 And I'll get a chance to show you 149 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,071 at our big show this Saturday night! 150 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,864 Saturday night?! You imbecile, 151 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,033 that's the night of the Strawberry Moon! 152 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,369 Sorry, Scott, but we need you to be here. 153 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,913 But, Hailey, I don't wanna lose this chance! 154 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,165 And I don't wanna let the Dudes down, either. 155 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,002 But if you do the show, then you're letting me down. 156 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,878 [grunts] And honestly, Scott, 157 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,714 my list is more important than your show. 158 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,717 Is that right? 159 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,678 Hailey, I'm doing the Cubix Dudes show. 160 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,222 You'll have to find someone else to help you this time. 161 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,432 [gasps] 162 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,520 [Beta in cute voice] "I wuv you!" 163 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,147 [normal voice] No, I don't. 164 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,898 ♪ 165 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,321 [grunting] 166 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,989 [sighs] 167 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,490 [gasps] 168 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,868 Hailey! You came! 169 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,494 No, I'm Harley! 170 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,497 Hey, you wanna hear a story about my touring days? 171 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,834 It's three hours long and has no discernible end! 172 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,210 [sighs] 173 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,421 ♪ 174 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,511 - Scott? - [record scratch] 175 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,472 No, it's Yacht. Yacht Lobster House! 176 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,515 I have your delivery order. 177 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,559 [Kai] Hooray! My dinner's here! 178 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,021 [sighs] 179 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,105 Hey, don't look so sad! 180 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,607 You know I'll share my calamari. 181 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,151 No, it's not that... [gasps] Ugh! 182 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,653 I've ruined everything! 183 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,946 The owl's never gonna come without a habitat, 184 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,865 and I totally ruined my friendship with Scott. 185 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:33,078 Hailey, your relationship with Scott is incredibly strong. 186 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,580 I've seen you hit him with a horseshoe on three separate occasions, 187 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,957 and he always comes back. 188 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,627 Trust me, things will come together. You'll see. 189 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,504 How can you be so sure? 190 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,756 Have I ever told you about the night you were born? 191 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,508 I was thrilled that night. 192 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,134 To finally hold you, 193 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,888 the little one I had dreamt of for so long. 194 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:55,266 But looking at you, so peaceful, so fragile, 195 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,810 I doubted myself. 196 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,938 Was I smart enough, or strong enough, 197 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,190 or good enough to be your dad? 198 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,983 I felt like I needed a miracle. 199 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,902 - And just then... - [owl hoots] 200 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,364 ...a Strawberry Moon Owl landed on the windowsill. 201 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:13,243 And at that moment, I felt so connected to our ancestors. 202 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,704 It was as if we were visited by the pueo, 203 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:19,290 our family's ' aumakua, our guardian spirit. 204 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:23,044 It was then I realized I was holding our own little miracle, 205 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,797 a shining gift from the heavens above. 206 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,384 That's why we chose your middle name, 'Alohilani,' 207 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,594 "the sparkling heavens." 208 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,472 You've never told me that before. 209 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,933 I still have a few stories up my sleeve. 210 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,810 Like the time we almost left you at the bus station. 211 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,688 - Wait, what? - Point is, the owl will come. 212 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,858 E 'ike 'oe i kou hoa aloha. 213 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,360 "Like a good friend, they're always there 214 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,862 when you need them most." 215 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,324 Time for me to be a good friend, too. 216 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,118 [crunching] 217 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,536 [beeping, chatter] 218 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,122 Yes, can I place another order for calamari? 219 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,790 ♪ 220 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,755 And then in '96, I toured with The Big Rude Crawdaddies, 221 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,007 who, despite their name, were really nice guys 222 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,384 who were actually allergic to shellfish. 223 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,594 [gasps] 224 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,265 [sighs] 225 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,685 [announcer] Bank of Temecula Amphitheater, 226 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,354 welcome to The Puzzledome! 227 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,398 ♪ I've been through the fire I've been through the rain ♪ 228 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,650 ♪ Yeah, I've been a fighter Killer in the game ♪ 229 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,403 ♪ Held my head high Bare-knucklin' the pain ♪ 230 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,782 ♪ Like a champion ♪ 231 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:35,909 - [cheering] - ♪ Rising from the ashes ♪ 232 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,412 ♪ Look at what I've become ♪ 233 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,580 ♪ Spin the world off its axis ♪ 234 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,333 ♪ Like a champion ♪ 235 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,168 ♪ Never giving up, Never backing down ♪ 236 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,545 ♪ I'ma keep climbing till I get the crown ♪ 237 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,965 [cheering] 238 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,133 [screams] 239 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,927 ♪ 240 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,142 Wow, Scott, hi, huge fan. 241 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,520 Huge! Love your work! 242 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,729 [chuckles] 243 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,190 Can I have a name for the photo? 244 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,901 Oh, man, I don't know, how 'bout... Mister Photo? 245 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,736 Scott, don't be ridiculous. 246 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,613 It's Doctor Photo. 247 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,282 [clears throat] It's Hailey. 248 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,700 Got it. Frailey. 249 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,620 That's not even a name! 250 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,956 Scott, I'm sorry. I was wrong. 251 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,625 Your stuff is just as important as my stuff. 252 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,503 And I'm happy to support your long and fruitful cubing career 253 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:29,587 no matter what. 254 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,756 Nah, I'm done with cubing. 255 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,760 - What? - Yeah, I didn't really realize it before, 256 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,887 but cubing, kinda pointless. 257 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,932 Now let's get that photo with the Moon Owl! 258 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,518 Unfortunately, the Strawberry Moon is over. 259 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,687 But don't worry, we'll get the next one. 260 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,189 Being here to support you was way more important. 261 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,025 - [chime] - Wait! We accomplished the list item? 262 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,694 How is that even possible? 263 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,904 [photographer] Photo for Frailey! 264 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,532 [Hailey gasps] Dad was right. 265 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:01,578 Like a good friend, it was here when I needed it most. 266 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,121 $20 for the photo, please. 267 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:06,166 -$20? What a rip! - Hey, what's that? 268 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,881 Go, go, go! 269 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,176 [hooting]