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- (horse hooves galloping)
- (hawk screams)

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RUSTY: In a town
where only the strong survive,

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and vicious outlaws
have a showdown

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every day at high noon,

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are you tough enough
to be sheriff for the day?

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Well, then come on down
to Cowpoke Corral,

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where you can try your hand
at apple bobbing,

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spittoon spitting,
and barrel rolling.

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Not to mention all
the sarsaparilla you can drink

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from our commemorative
glass boots.

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(reading)

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ALL: Yeehaw!

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(wind whistling)

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Whoa. What happened
to this place?

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It's a ghost town.

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Ghosts? You said we were going
to some corny Western town.

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You didn't say anything
about ghosts.

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You know ghosts are drawn to me!

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I mean the place is run-down,
Scott.

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But since I put
"become sheriff for the day"
on my list when I was nine,

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we might as well have a rootin',
tootin' good time doing it.

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Come on, partner.

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- Yee-haw!
- SCOTT: Yee-haw, I guess.

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(lively music)

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(gasps)
There's the old horse corral.
And the old water trough.

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(gasps)
And the old Rusty Nickels!

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Ah! He is definitely a ghost!

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Listen here, sidewinders.

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We got some rules
in the Cowpoke Corral.

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No bikes, no foul language,
and no horseplay.

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Unless you're a horse,
of course.

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And absolutely no phones.

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You can put those wireless
telegraph doohickeys

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in this here bucket
and collect them at day's end.

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Oh. Look at all that fresh dirt.

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I bet I could carve out
some sick bike tricks on those.

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Uh, yeah, sure. Have fun.

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I've got a sheriff's badge
to win.

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Now, which of you
junior buckaroos

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think they're ready
to be sheriff?

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Aren't you a little old
for this contest?

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Age is just a number, kid.

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My number is six. What's yours?

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Number one.

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(country music)

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(whinnies)

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(whoops)

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(alarm bell ringing)

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(giggling)

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(Hailey grunts)

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(growls)

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Yeah!

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Dang it, Jungo!

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- This is a ranch, not a rodeo!
- (Jungo laughing)

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JUNGO:
You'll never catch me, Rusty!

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(screams)

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- (kids panting)
- All right, buckaroos.

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Time for your last challenge
of the day.

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(neighing, huffing)

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Uh, who's that?

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Bitter Bertha.

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The wildest bronco
this side of the Colorado.

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No one's ever been able
to ride her,

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and those who tried got
a ride in an ambulance instead.

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And I have to ride her to win?

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Are you off your rocker?
Of course not!

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You're riding Miss Millie.

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(sighs)

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(brays)

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So, did I win?

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Yeah. I think you won.

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(chiming)

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Woo-hoo!

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Tighten that hitch, Missy.

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Can't give a ride
on a wobbly wagon.

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Don't squat with your spurs on.
You might spring a leak.

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- (children giggling)
- Have fun, young'uns,

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but I'll have no cussin',
fussin' or mussin'.

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There's a new sheriff in town.

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- (panting) Hailey,
you got to see--
- Whoa!

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Slow down there, little doggie.

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Your gums are a-flappin' before
the syrup hits the flapjack.

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- Why are you talking like that?
- I think my hat's on too tight.

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- What do you want, Scott?
- Oh, I just wanna show you

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all the sick bike tricks I did.

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I posted the videos,
and I got a ton of shares.

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As newly-minted sheriff,
I must remind you

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that this town has rules
against bikes and phones.

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And seeing as you and I
are known associates,

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you've put me
in a dilly of a pickle.

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Don't worry, Hailey.

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What's the worst
that could happen?

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(motorcycle engines revving)

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Scott, never ask that question.

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(hip-hop music)

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(yelping)

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I'm sure this has nothing to do
with the videos I posted

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about all the sweet fresh dirt.

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Name's Road Rash, and we're here
because of the videos you posted

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about all the sweet fresh dirt.

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Of course you are.

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We dabble in mischief,

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mayhem and mud flinging,

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and this town is perfect
for all three.

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Don't worry, I'll talk
to these guys, biker to biker.

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Hey, man, as a fellow biker,
maybe you all can just head out

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and find another town to ruin.

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If you're a real biker,
what's your biker name?

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My biker name is, um...

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"Butter Scott." Get it?

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Because I love butter.

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What? You think I love
road rash?

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Your nickname is what you like
the least,

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because that's the sickest!

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- (all chuckling)
- You gotta do the opposite.

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Oh. In that case,
call me "No Butter Scott."

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(scoffs) Move, poser.

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- This is our town now.
- (coughs)

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(hip-hop music resumes)

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Let's go!

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Who will stop these varmints?

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I paid for all-day parking!

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ROAD RASH: All right!

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That's it, I'm out of here!

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- Miss Banks.
- Yeah?

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As sheriff,
ridding the town of these here

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two-wheeled weasels
is your responsibility.

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Ha-ha, very funny.

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Wait, you're serious?

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She who wears the badge
bears the burden.

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What if that six-year-old
had won?

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(cries)

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This is just a plastic badge.

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And also, I'm not good
with confrontation.

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This is my fault.

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I never should've made
those videos.

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Or posted them online.

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Or eaten that spicy chili
from the chuck wagon.

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We don't have a chuck wagon.

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(stomach gurgles)

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Point is, I'm going to fix this.

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Well, maybe not the chili part.

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But I know the biker code,

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and the only way
these guys will leave

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is if we out-extreme them.

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Check it.
This is gonna be extreme!

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(Road Rash laughs)

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That was pretty extreme.
Extremely lame.

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Please help, Sheriff Hailey.

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You're right, dusty girl.

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I can't let these bullies
take over this town.

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I am sheriff after all,
and I know what I have to do.

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Gentlemen,
this is a law-abiding town,

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and as sheriff, for the day,
I must kindly ask you to leave.

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(laughing)

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Hm. Didn't know that was fake.

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Point is, this town
ain't big enough for the...

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15 of us?

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Twenty?

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Regardless, you got to go.

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Oh, yeah?
Who's going to make us?

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Sheriff Hailey Alohilani Banks,
that's who.

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And I am challenging you
to an extreme stunt duel.

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(all gasp)

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As part of the biker code,
I must accept.

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But have fun trying to beat me
on your puny pedal bike, kid.

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Make sure you take off
your training wheels.

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(chuckles)

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No offense, Carl.

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Oh, I'm going to beat you,
all right.

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On nature's bike. A horse.

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(snorts)

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You're gonna try to out-extreme
me on a meat-cycle?

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Good luck, sheriff.

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You'll need it.

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Whoa. Hey, girl.

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You've got a pretty wild
reputation around here.

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But I know deep down,
you're a gentle soul.

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So, whatever happened
in your past, just let it go.

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(somber music)

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(distant whinnying)

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I'll always love you, Bertha.

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You're the best horse ever.

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And nothing
could ever replace you.

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(engine revs)

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Whoa! A dirt bike
for my birthday? Cool!

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Move, horse!

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(dirt bike engines revving)

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(hip-hop music)

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(snorts)

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- (neighs)
- Whoa!

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Bertha! Calm down, girl!

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(snorts)

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Oh, it is on, weird girl.

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That's Sheriff Weird Girl
to you.

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Bertha, I sure hope
you know some tricks.

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(grunts)

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- (whinnies)
- (Hailey grunts)

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Whoo!

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Whoa!

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Superman!

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Whoa.

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He's too good.
We can't beat that.

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Looks like I win.

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Move, horse.

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(chuffs)

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- (neighs angrily)
- (Hailey shrieks)

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(growls)

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Whoa!

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I hate road rash!

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(all cheering)

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You beat me fair and square, sheriff.

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Guess we'll have to find
a new place to ride.

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Come on, Carl!

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(wheels creaking)

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(all cheering)

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Well, my work here is done.

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But this town is still
going to need a sheriff

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to keep it safe,
so there you go, partner.

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Wear her with pride.

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Can I have the hat, too?

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Nah.

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This is coming with me.

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I pulled the cord too tight,
and now it's stuck.

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- Hailey.
- SCOTT: Ah!

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Seriously, stop doing that.

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Your sheriff badge
was well-earned,

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and you're welcome
in this town anytime.

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Thank you, Mr. Nickels,
and I must say...

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- (wind whistling)
- (crow cawing)

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Yeah, he's definitely a ghost.

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RUSTY: <i>Some folks say
a fool fears nothing,</i>

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<i>but a hero faces their fear.</i>

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<i>Well, if that's true,
then I reckon there's no hero</i>

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<i>more legendary
than Hailey Alohilani Banks.</i>

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<i>Sheriff for a day,
but hero for a lifetime.</i>

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(whip cracks)

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(hip-hop music)