[Beta] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can save the world.
Me?
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪
♪ Rollerskate all the way To Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪
♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it! ♪
♪ Win 1st place for World's Cutest Pet Rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion Kiss my friend, Scott? ♪
Huh?
[pinball sounds]
♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it! ♪
[suspenseful music]
- Shh! - You, ssh!
- I didn't say anything. - Well, now you did. Ssh!
The target! Don't lose him!
[grunting]
Just be quiet as a-- mouse!
[squeaks]
Quick! Give him the cheese!
What? I thought you brought the cheese!
And what's with you wanting to teach animals
to play piano anyway?
Everyone should appreciate music.
And I did bring the cheese, but you have the backpack.
I do?
Oh yeah!
Sometimes I forget I'm carrying this pack
- 'cause it's on my back. - [chuckles]
[music intensifies]
[door clicks]
- [exclaims] - Yes!
[Hailey] Ah, the Oceanside Lighthouse.
Good for lots of things-- attracting mice,
blocking the ocean view,
basically everything except being a lighthouse.
[narrator] That's right, folks!
The Oceanside Lighthouse is the pride and joy
of renowned inventor P.H. Phlorange!
[Hailey] Yep, that's my great-great-grandpa!
See the resemblance? Yeah, me neither.
[narrator] Movie stars, dignitaries,
they're all here to shake the hand
of Philoneus Hapgood Phlorange
and witness his state-of-the-art marvel,
the Oceanside Lighthouse.
That is, until Phlorange realized his folly.
He hard-mounted the light backwards!
Oh, what a dingbat!
Meanwhile, the all-powerful light
blazed through town!
[man screams]
[Phlorange] Don't worry, I can fix it!
[narrator] But he couldn't fix it!
The people on land couldn't see
and the people at sea couldn't see the land, see?
An angry mob made sure the lighthouse
would never shine again.
[woman] I told you this thing was cursed!
[man] Our lanterns work just fine!
[woman] Round buildings just ain't right.
[exclaims]
- [brick clanks] - [light shatters]
[sobbing]
I don't care what people say about my great-great-grandpa.
He's so inspiring to me.
I mean, his work was ambitious, and gutsy.
I'm proud the lighthouse is part of our family.
Uh, Hailey, it may not be in your family for long. Look!
[Hailey] For sale?
But the only one who could sell the lighthouse is my...
Mom!
[Patricia] Of course I'm selling the lighthouse.
It doesn't work, it's ugly,
and it's full of rats!
- [phone rings] - You've got Patricia!
Oh yes, the lighthouse is gorgeous and pet friendly.
A vertical wonder! Buy it before it's gone!
Were you done with that conversation?
Always leave 'em wanting more.
Mom, you can't sell the lighthouse!
I mean, it's part of our history!
No, Hailey, it's a blight on the city
and needs to be torn down.
I already have a buyer coming by this weekend.
No! There must be another way!
I'm sorry, Hailey, but it's time to say goodbye.
The lighthouse can't be fixed.
[frame scrapes]
We'll see about that.
[keyboard playing]
This creature's music is experimental at best.
Mozart here just needs a little motivation.
Get the cheese, Mozart,
and make beautiful-- [shrieks]
Mozart, no! Not the face!
- [Scott shrieks] Mozart! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, the indignity.
[Scott sighs]
Hey, forget the mouse.
Oh, thank goodness. Ow!
We're gonna do list item #17 instead!
[Hailey] Show mom I can fix anything!
[Beta] Do you even want to hear what the world's most advanced
super computer has to say about the probabilities of that?
Nope, let's rally the troops!
We've got a lighthouse to make over.
[Hailey] OK, crew, our goal
is to make this lighthouse so fantastic,
my mom won't want to sell it anymore.
Becker, you and Chainsaw are on demo duty.
Wicked! This is gonna be dy-no-mite!
[chuckles] Get it?
'Cause we're gonna make some stuff explode.
Yeah, I get it.
Also, I'm gonna get that light working again.
Kristine, you and Scott are our design team.
[squeals] Perfect timing!
Scott and I have watched a ton
of amusement park renovation shows.
I can see it now. [gasps] We can do a fun slide staircase!
And a climbing wall!
Our first couple's home renovation...
[squeals] but not our last.
Yeah, this'll be fun. Let's go!
It's right here.
Let's go!
♪ Pull up your sleeves Rake up some leaves ♪
♪ Get your hands Into that soil ♪
♪ Punching the clock Sweeping the dock ♪
♪ Burning up the midnight oil ♪
♪ We're gonna rock, rock, Rock, rock ♪
♪ Till we're on a roll ♪
[piano continues]
♪ Everybody go, go, go, go ♪
♪ Go on, Get pulling that weight ♪
♪ Back's gonna break ♪
♪ Keep moving, shaking No, no, no, no ♪
♪ No cutting corners, Give it all you got ♪
[exciting piano solo]
[music fades]
We did it! Thanks, everybody!
And, Becker, thanks again for all the fantastic materials!
Don't thank me. Chainsaw's the one
who got all the stuff.
Let's just say it fell off a truck.
No, but for real.
I'm a terrible driver, and it fell off my truck.
[car music shuts off]
Hailey... and friends. Well, this is a surprise.
Ha, the surprise is all yours!
Yeah!
Wait, what?
I don't know. It sounded better in my head.
Let me introduce you to...
The name's Bill Board of Bill Board's Billboards!
♪ Bill Board's got your sign ♪
♪ And it won't be ignored! ♪
♪ So call Bill, Bill Board ♪
♪ Bill Board's Billboards! ♪
Bill Board? Let me guess.
Your mom's name is Surf and your dad's name is Snow.
Well, those are solid jokes little lady,
but they're actually named Key and Checker.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to knocking this ol' eyesore down
and putting up two giant billboards in its place.
Billboards so big, even lost sailors will see 'em.
What will the billboards say?
"LAND!" in all caps.
And billboards work.
- Just ask Patty here. - It's Patricia.
I made Patty's custom billboards,
and now even I wanna buy from her!
I'm gonna go broke if I keep fallin'
for all my billboards!
Seriously, I'm financially pretty touch-and-go these days.
- Yee-haw! - Hold on, Mr. Board.
My crew and I made lots of upgrades to this lighthouse,
so not even Patty's gonna want to sell it.
Welcome to your new and improved lighthouse!
Is this a slide?
And a climbing wall?
Yep! See, Mom, I can fix anything.
The lighthouse is better than ever!
- [door thuds] - [wallpaper rustles]
[chuckles] Silly gravity.
This place is actually very solid.
- [wall collapses] - Anyway...
the most important thing here is the light itself.
So, please, find a spot outside
and prepare to be amazed.
[footsteps]
[shoes squeak]
We couldn't have kept the stairs as a backup?
[shoes squeak]
[footsteps]
[Hailey grunting]
[groaning]
[inhales and exhales]
- Behold! - [seagull squawks]
The Oceanside Lighthouse!
[Hailey] Invented by my great-great-grandfather,
the brilliant P.H. Phlorange!
Now, he did hard-mount the light backwards,
but thanks to this new reflector shield,
the lighthouse will take its rightful place
in Oceanside history as a success!
[device whirs loudly]
[powerful sound]
[crowd cheering]
We did it! We actually...
[shield sizzles]
Spoke too soon!
[powerful sound]
[screams and shouts]
[boy screams] Aah!
[surfer] Who knew light was bright!
My eyes!
I told 'ya, Jerry!
Solar power glows! Wind power blows!
[Beta] Take that, you overheated glow stick!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
This thing's got a mind of its own!
[grunting]
[loud beeping]
Hailey! Get out of there, that thing is out of control!
I'm sorry, Mom! I failed!
[Hailey] I can't fix the lighthouse!
[Patricia] It's OK, Hailey. Just come down!
[Hailey] But I don't want you to sell it
just because it's broken.
Hailey, I'm not selling the lighthouse because it's broken,
I'm selling it because I've been embarrassed by it my whole life.
Really? I didn't know that.
[Patricia] Sure, it's a failure--
a failure by my great-grandpa.
So it's not perfect.
[Hailey] So what? Neither am I.
What are you saying, Hailey?
I'm saying that if you're embarrassed
by this imperfect lighthouse,
then maybe you're embarrassed by me, too!
- [crowd gasps] - Hailey...
I've only ever been proud of you!
and I'm sorry if I ever made you feel any other way.
[crowd] Aww!
I'm sorry, too, Mom, for getting so angry.
I get stubborn sometimes.
You're just like your mother!
[crowd chuckles]
I love you, Mom!
I love you too, Hailey!
[wristband chimes]
I don't understand.
I didn't even fix the lighthouse.
No, but you did fix something else.
Huh? Oh, was it my hair? Or a sandwich?
No, I had soup today.
No, your relationship!
You fixed your relationship with your Mom!
Oh. Ohhh! Of course!
- High five! - Ugh!
[squeaks] I wuv you!
[crowd cheering]
[Becker] Should I put it out of its misery, boss?
[brick swishes]
- [brick clanks] - [light fissures]
[disco music plays]
[in awe] Ooh!
My eyes!
Who knew light was bright!
Wow! We've been looking for a unique wedding venue.
Is the lighthouse available?
Hmm. Now, that's an idea!
Well, looks like this'll be
an even better investment than I thought.
Patty, I'll double my offer!
Sorry, Bill, but it's not for sale!
The lighthouse will be part of our family forever.
Aw, figs! Guess I'll have to buy up and tear down
that teen rec center instead.
He's gonna wish he called me Patrish-ee!
[laughter]
[Scott] That's not your name.
- What? - That's not your name.
Your name is Patricia.
Why would he call you Patrish-ee?
Scott, it was a joke
because he called her Patty, earlier.
But her name's not Patrish-ee, so it doesn't make sense.
- Scott! - Scott!
It makes zero sense.
Patrish-ee isn't even a real name!
Seriously? How am I the only one noticing this?