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Fame.
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Music.
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Tomatoes.
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All that and more today
in my video project
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for Mr. William's class,
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since he won't accept another
hat-themed slide show.
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This is...
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"Splatter of the Bands!"
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Behind the splatter.
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Hailey Banks was just
a small city girl
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with big city dreams.
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But would her dreams come true?
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Or become a hat-astrophe?
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So, what inspired you
to enter Oceanside's
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Splatter of the Bands?
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I've gone every year
since I was three
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and have always
wanted to perform.
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So, I put
"Have a perfect
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tomato-less performance
at Splatter of the Bands"
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on my... uh...
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let's call it a to-do list.
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- Hashtag goals, am I right?
- Sure.
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So, I guess
the real question is,
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what is this
Splatter of the Bands?
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Oh, are you asking me? Well...
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It started during
the Great Tomato Surplus
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of 1989,
when a tomato seed plane
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accidentally dropped tons
of tomato seeds
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all over Oceanside.
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Weeks later, Oceanside
was overrun with tomatoes.
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Everyone ate what they could,
but there were just too many.
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That is,
until the awful boy band,
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"Pasty Boyz" came to town.
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The townspeople took out
all their frustrations
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on the band by
pelting them with tomatoes.
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And just like that,
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the new tradition of
Splatter of the Bands was born.
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During the contest,
if a band does anything
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even slightly wrong,
the audience
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chucks tomatoes at them!
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Only a truly
captivating performance
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can save a band
from a tomatoey fate.
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But that is extremely rare.
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But I hoped that with serious
rehearsal and preparation,
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I could avoid getting pelted
by even the most
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zealous tomato chuckers.
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But who were
these expert chuckers?
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Let's find out. Star wipe!
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I'm here with experienced
tomato chucker, Becker Denoga,
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and her brother-chucker, Scott.
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Isn't he a hottie?
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People think
Splatter of the Bands
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is about the music,
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but it's really
about the tomatoes.
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And chucking a tomato
requires zen, man.
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Ow!
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Hey! Don't ruin my zen!
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We were even voted
"Best Tomato Chuckers"
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by Veggie Weekly,
and Fruit Weekly.
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It's a contentious issue.
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The Denoga family key
to a successful chuck
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is finding the right tomato.
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Too firm, no splatter.
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Too soft, hand splatter.
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Just right?
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That's the splatter
that matters!
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But Hailey's
performing this year.
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Are you gonna splatter her, too?
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Well, she is
an amazing singer, so--
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No preferential treatment!
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Hey, what are you doing
with my restaurant's tomatoes?
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Uh oh, conflict.
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You're not throwing them right.
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Since Splatter of the Bands
is a band competition
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I joined the only band I knew,
The Funcles.
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The Funcles
are a band my dad
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and his friends formed.
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I call them my uncles.
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It's a Hawaii thing.
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These are my bros!
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- Best bros.
- Ah, you're my bro!
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I love you, bros!
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So, can you give us
an exclusive sneak peek
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of your performance?
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Oh, we don't know
what we're singing yet.
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We always sing the same song.
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"Pelt Me From
My Head To-ma-toes!"
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What? No! That's literally
the worst song to sing.
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That's guaranteed
to get us tomatoed.
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That's OK.
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- Then I can make my tomato stew.
- But--
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It doesn't matter what we sing,
or how much we get tomatoed,
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as long as we have fun.
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Stupid boat.
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Getting all wet
with sea sauce, ugh.
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- You mean, water?
- Yeah.
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Water is the sauce of the sea.
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Hey, this is giving me an idea.
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We should sing a sea shanty!
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- A sea shanty?
- Yeah!
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Hailey, a sea shanty is perfect.
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Everything will be fine.
Trust us.
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OK. I trust you.
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I did not trust them.
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Oh man, they're good!
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There's just a few days
till the competition
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and Hailey's worried
The Funcles aren't ready.
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Hailey, you're worried
we're not ready?
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Um, kind of, honestly, but--
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So, she booked
extra rehearsal time.
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Only problem is,
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The Funcles keep
getting distracted.
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- Hey, we don't keep getting--
- Ice cream!
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Ice cream!
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But we need to rehearse!
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Ugh!
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♪ When the waves
are high and choppy ♪
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♪ And I'm 12 leagues out
from landing ♪
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♪ With a leak in the hold
And the wind's blowing cold ♪
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♪ I remember who's commanding ♪
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Very nice, glasses girl.
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Wait, Das B3at!
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But who is this Das B3at,
you ask?
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I am Olga,
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and this is
my sibling, Frederix.
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We are the biggest
techno-pop band in Europe,
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known for our flawless
performances and lack of smiles.
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Yeah. Ever heard of
the Eurofest Music Competition?
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Of course, you have.
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We won it because
we are number one winners!
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And now we're traveling
the world
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winning every
singing competition there is,
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including this one.
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Wow! I'm a huge fan.
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I watched your
Eurofest performance
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like a hundred times.
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- It's perfection.
- Of course, it is!
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Speaking of perfection,
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your voice would be perfect
for our band.
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My sibling, Frederix,
says adding local talent
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increases our chances
of winning by 37 percent.
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And with you, it's 39 percent
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because you have glasses,
I did the math.
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But I'm already in a band.
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I don't see any band, only us.
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So, you will join.
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We only ask one thing from you,
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absolute perfection!
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♪ Fish skin, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Za, za, za, za,
za, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Za, za, za, za, za, za
Fish skin ♪
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♪ Fish skin, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Za, za, za, za
Za, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Za, za, za, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Fish skin ♪
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♪ Three, two, one,
make a wish ♪
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♪ On the skin of a fish ♪
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♪ Live life,
find your purpose ♪
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♪ I've seen epidermis ♪
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♪ Let's make a wish
On the skin of a fish ♪
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♪ Fish skin, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Za, za, za, za
Za, za, za, za ♪
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♪ Fish skin ♪
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That was good,
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if you were from Buronia.
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But we are from Shuronia.
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Those are real places?
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Hailey was 2.5 millimeters
off her mark
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and 0.7 nanoseconds off beat.
I did the math.
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Then let's do it again, yah?
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And this time
with more efficiency
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than a flat snoodle hog
from Buronia.
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- Is that good or bad?
- Music!
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♪ Fish skin ♪
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We practiced non-stop.
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I was exhausted.
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But I knew it would all
be worth it
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to be perfect on the day
of the show.
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- If I survive till then...
- But would Hailey survive?
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Uh, of course, I--
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We'll find out. Coming up...
The day of the show. Star wipe!
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So, this one I found
at a bus stop.
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You can tell
it'll splat real nice
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by the redness of the skin.
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And I fought
a raccoon for this one.
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It's maybe a little too ripe.
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What an amateur-- Ugh, uh.
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It's starting!
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Here come the victims--
I mean, targets.
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I mean, bands-- Ah, whatever.
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I closed the restaurant
for this.
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They're all going down!
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Za, za, za, fish skins,
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turn to the right,
kick your chin.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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Hailey!
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Hey, honey, I just wanted to say
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that even though you decided
not to perform with us,
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I completely support--
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Excuse me,
strange middle-aged man.
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We are clearly rehearsing.
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And you have wasted 6.35 seconds
of our rehearsal time.
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So please step 7.5 meters away.
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Still rehearsing? Impressive.
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But make sure you have fun.
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Fun? Fun!
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Perfection is not fun.
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Fun is for stinky
strudelpump bats.
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No one knows what that is.
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I guess that's my cue.
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♪ When the waves
are high and choppy ♪
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♪ And I'm 12 leagues out
from landing ♪
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♪ With a leak in the hold
And the wind's blowing cold ♪
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♪ I remember who's com... ♪
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I thought a perfect routine
with Das B3at
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was all I wanted.
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But when I saw
my uncles performing,
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I realized having fun was
more important than I thought.
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♪ ...manding ♪
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♪ Sea sauce, sea sauce
The ocean knows she's boss ♪
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♪ Drop the main sail
And ride with the tide ♪
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♪ Sea sauce, sea sauce
The only way to cross ♪
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♪ Is to go with the flow
Go where she goes ♪
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♪ Savor each
toss of sea sauce ♪
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Whoa, we did it!
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A perfect tomato-less
performance!
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Yeah...
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but I kind of miss
getting tomatoed.
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It was more fun.
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You can't eat
a perfect performance.
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That's when Hailey
knew what she had to do.
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Thank you, everyone!
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And now, we have one more song.
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♪ Pelt me from
my head to-ma-toes ♪
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♪ Don't stop till
There's juice up my nose ♪
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♪ Pelt me from
my head to-ma-toes ♪
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That was imperfect.
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I know, isn't it great?
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Hello, we are Das B3at
and we are better than you!
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We will now show
you Oceanside birdbrains
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what real music is.
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- Gotcha!
- Splatter up!
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No! Our white turtlenecks!
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These stains will never
come out.
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But we are better than you!
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And that's the story
of my bestie, Hailey Banks
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and her perfect performance
at the Splatter of the Bands.
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And now, a pic of
my super cute new hat.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Woohoo-hoo, yes!
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Kristine, the assignment
was supposed
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to be about the solar system.
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Of course, Mr. Williams!
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This all happened
in the solar system.
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ The world's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪
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♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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♪ I'm taking action,
making it happen ♪
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♪ No matter what
tomorrow might bring ♪
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♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it ♪
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♪ I'm on it ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪