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Chaos bots have been
sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Teach a cat
to play the piano ♪
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♪ Rollerskate all the way
to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
to make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Win first place for
World's Cutest Pet Rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze,
hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion,
kiss my friend, Scott ♪
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Huh?
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♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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As far back as
I can remember,
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I've always wanted a pet.
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But every time I find
the perfect one
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my mom, well...
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- No.
- Whoa!
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No!
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Definitely no!
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But this time is different.
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It has to be, because the fate
of the world depends on me.
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Hailey Banks, adopting a pet
for list item #63.
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Next-a-roonie!
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All right,
let's stick to the plan.
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Look for the cutest, fluffiest,
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most well-behaviest pet
we can find
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so my mom
will fall in love with it
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and have to let me keep it.
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Well, judging by
that puppy back there
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this place is filled with...
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empty cages.
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Wait, where are all the animals?
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Great news! Most of them
found fur-ever homes!
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Get it? Fur-ever?
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The gerbils always laugh
at that one.
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Anyhoo, meet Frank!
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He says he's happy to meet us.
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I speak flamingo.
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Sure, and I speak unicorn.
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Frank also says
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you snack on the dog treats
when no one's looking.
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OK. So, new plan.
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Instead of a puppy,
we adopt a flamingo.
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Seriously? You want him?
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I mean, great!
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Just sign here.
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Now that you've signed
this legally binding agreement
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I need to be frank.
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This flamingo can be
a bit of a burden.
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Get it?
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Bird-en.
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Dang, that joke always kills
at the aviary.
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- What is that smell?
- Auwe!
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Medically speaking,
Frank's what we call
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old and weird.
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Make sure he takes
one of these pills
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every 30 minutes
for his stomach issues
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or he'll cough up
wet featherballs.
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Hey, there's one now.
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Oh, and don't let him
around any shrimp.
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He'll shrimply go crazy.
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Anyway, we're closed now,
so, bye!
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We did it, Carl!
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Party time!
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So, he isn't young, or cute.
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Or quiet, or nice smelling.
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- Or fluffy.
- But he's mine,
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according to a lot of paperwork.
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OK. So,
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we can still train Frank
to be obedient and quiet,
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and then introduce him to my mom
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when she's in
a really good mood.
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I mean, post-Saturday brunch
good mood.
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So, what lovable pup
did you adopt?
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A poodle? A Dachshund?
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A-- Flamingo?
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Why is he
looking at me like that?
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Frank, stop! Sit! Nest!
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Hailey, what is
going on up there?
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Hailey, I need you
to keep it down.
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You know this
is the week I agreed
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to be on that awful reality show
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Bet You Can't Sell My Mansion!
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Um, is that my shirt?
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Yes, I was told to "young it up"
and look "swag"
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for my celebrity clients,
"The Swag Bros."
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Wait, do I not look "swag"?
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Let me try on
one of your other shirts.
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No, no, you look swag!
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Yeah, like,
swiggity swiggity swag.
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Is that a swag dance?
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I might have to use that.
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Also, can you please
clean your room?
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And use lots of air freshener.
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OK, thanks. Bye.
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Well, Frank, I believe in you.
But we better get to work
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if you're gonna be
the best pet ever.
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♪ Jump in the bath ♪
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♪ Making a splash ♪
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♪ Scrubbin' til ya shine
like gold ♪
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♪ Diamond in the rough
Struttin' your stuff ♪
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♪ Show 'em
you can break the mold ♪
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♪ We're gonna
rock, rock, rock, rock ♪
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♪ Rock 'til we're on a roll ♪
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♪ Everybody go, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go on and clean up that act ♪
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♪ Pick up the slack
Keep movin', shakin' ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no ♪
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♪ No cuttin' corners
Give it all you got ♪
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Hey, hey, what the heck is--
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Well, it is warm.
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♪ Talkin' the talk,
walkin' the walk ♪
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♪ Givin' it
with all your soul ♪
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♪ We're gonna
rock, rock, rock, rock ♪
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♪ 'Til we're on a roll ♪
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Your dog is old and weird.
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Hey, my flamingo
is old and weird.
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Thank you very much.
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Darn.
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I guess you can't teach
an old bird new tricks.
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OK, So, new, new, new plan.
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We keep Frank hidden
in this room, forever!
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Or, you know, at least until
my wristband turns green.
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He'll be a secret
bedroom flamingo!
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That's a thing, right?
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Uh, where's Frank?
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Do you smell shrimp?
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So, did you sell
the house yet?
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You mean the "hang hole."
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That's what I'm contractually
required to call it.
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And no, I've shown
the hang hole to 57 people
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and only one person
was interested.
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But they still won't sell.
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They just keep adding
weird new things
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to up the "swag factor."
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Don't worry, Patty Cakes.
I know you'll sell it soon.
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Want a taco?
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What the Florida lawn decor!
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So... I see you've met Frank.
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Hailey, I've told you
a million times,
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no pets!
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I know, but why?
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What has an animal
ever done to you?
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Hey!
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No!
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Animals only
care about themselves.
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That's not true.
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Aw, he's just a bit peckish.
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Can we
please keep him, mom?
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I'm sorry, but I can't
deal with this right now.
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Frank's gonna have to go
back to the animal shelter.
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I promise I'll come visit you
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at the animal rescue
every day after school.
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And on weekends.
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And... And-
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Patricia. Great news!
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Swag Bros want to finally
accept the offer,
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but you need to get to
their hang hole, now.
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I'll be right there!
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OK. You two wait here
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while I finish selling this...
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hang hole.
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Um, yo. Yo!
Check it on the flip.
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Um, long story longer,
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we're not sure
we wanna sell just yet.
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- It's just not a vibe.
- Uh huh.
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But JT! Swagmeister! You agreed.
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Pshh, yeah.
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But Donte, he convinced us
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we should hold out
for even more.
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Who's Donte?
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He is!
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Donte pointed out
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that the hang hole
is one of a kind.
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Plus, me and the Swagmeister
just added
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a sweet,
new lizard room upstairs.
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You like lizards?
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No way!
We're terrified of lizards.
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That's why they're living
in the room.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Look at all that shrimp.
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Better lock the doors before--
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Not again!
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- Shrimp delivery.
- Swag!
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Just put it in the kitch.
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That shrimp is obvi
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for the "Fill Your Pants
with Shrimp Challenge,"
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where the challenge is,
to fill your pants...
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with shrimp!
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Obvi.
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You don't even
know about shrimp pants.
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'Cause you're not young
and swag like us.
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I guess I...
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...don't know shrimp pants, huh?
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Yeah, we tried
lobster pants but--
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- They pinch us in the butt!
- A lot!
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Yo! Let's do
the shrimp challenge
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right now for the cameras!
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Give me that!
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I don't know shrimp pants
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but I do know this dance, huh.
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Swiggity swiggity swag!
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Ugh, save it for
the old folks home.
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grunting
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Hey, that shrimp's not
for eating, bro,
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it's for our pants!
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Sorry, Mom. I tried.
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You messed up big time!
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You're old and weird
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which is the opposite of swag.
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Agh!
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What's wrong with that thing?
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Nothing is wrong with him.
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He's just not afraid
to tell you the truth--
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that you two are completely,
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and utterly, un-swag!
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Much better.
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And sure, maybe I don't know
what swag means,
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but just like Frank,
I know who I am.
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And I know how
to sell a hang hole.
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I mean, house. Ugh.
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So, I'm gonna go
help good people
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find their dream homes,
and not you!
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I quit!
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Ew!
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Was that farting or squawking?
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Both. The Banks family
is good at multitasking.
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Wait, did you say "family"?
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Does that mean
we can keep Frank?
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Aw, man! My custom sneakies!
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Stuff that down your pants!
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So un-swag!
We're telling our dad!
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It wasn't that bad.
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It was a disaster!
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I'll never be hired
to sell a house again.
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Hello. Yes, that was me.
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Yeah, I definitely have some
ideas on how to sell your
house--
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Wait, can you
hold on one second?
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Hello?
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Yes, I am taking on new clients.
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Yeah, I can bring the flamingo.
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Can you believe this?
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People like me for being me.
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And it's all thanks to Frank,
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who really stuck his neck out
for me.
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Woohoo!
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Uh oh!
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- Not it!
- Not it!